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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING]
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Cody,
what are you doing?
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Oh, man, I'm trying to
scare myself. I've got this
gnarly case of... [HICCUPS]
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hiccups man.
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It's really starting
to torque my tight whites,
you know.
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Well, you know, Cody,
hiccups are a mild form
of heartburn.
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Did you have anything
spicy to eat last night?
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No, nothing unusual.
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Dinner salad, corn muffin...
you know, six buckets of
Doctor Satan's,
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burn your mouth out,
hot double
jalapeno hot wings.
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Man, I tried everything.
[HICCUPS]
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I tried holding my breath.
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I tried drinking water.
Now, I'm trying to scare
myself.
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Maybe it would
help if I scared you.
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Uh, dude,
that's a killer idea.
Okay, bro',
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I'll just stand here
and act casual.
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You sneak up behind me and
scare the snot out of me. Okay?
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[CODY WHISTLING]
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Yah!
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Cody.
Cody, stop.
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Whoa. Dude.
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Cody, you asked
him to scare you.
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Oh, that's right, I did.
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Oh, dude, I'm sorry.
Bro', you okay?
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Come here, friendship hug.
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♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
Putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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♪ Step by step, day by day
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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♪ We'll make it better
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♪ The second time around ♪
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Uh, Frank, before you shave
I used your razor to shave my
legs, so you might want to
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change the blade.
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Thank you for the warning.
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Sorry. Well,
I guess now we're even.
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Why?
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Last night you left the
toilet seat up and I
fell in.
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Sorry. Fair enough.
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What are you reading,
honey?
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Robert Nicoll's new book,
"Die, Mommy, Die."
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Oh, geez, not another
horror novel. It's gonna
give you nightmares.
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No, this one's not
nearly that bad.
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If you're going to read,
so am I. Where's my
Garfield book?
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It's in your nightstand.
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, yeah.
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[MAN IN DEEP VOICE] "Die, Mommy, Die. Chapter One.
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She was a normal housewife,
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living in what she thought was a safe little town.
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Little did she know that a
deadly evil was lurking by
her front door."
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Uh, Frank?
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Yeah, yeah?
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Would you mind going
downstairs and make sure
the front door is locked?
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Oh, come on, honey,
we live in a safe
little town.
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Yeah, well that's where
evil always lurks.
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It's starting.
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All right. All right
[WHIMPERS]
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If you would just read
Garfield, we would both
sleep a lot better.
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I guess I should go.
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-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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[STUTTERS]
Uh, goodbye, Matt.
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Oh, hi, Dad.
We were just
saying goodbye.
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Really? I thought you
were just trying to clean
each other's teeth.
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So, Matt,
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goodnight.
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Goodnight, sir.
Bye, Al.
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AL: Bye.
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And goodnight, Al.
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-Uh, Dad?
-Yeah.
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I gotta ask you something and
you have to promise to keep
an open mind. Okay?
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Of course I'll keep an
open mind. What is it?
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Okay, um, Matt and a bunch
of kids are going on this,
weekend ski trip.
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Can I go too?
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Will there be a
responsible adult there?
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Does a really mature
seventeen year old count?
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Al, if there's not gonna
be an adult there,
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the answer's no.
I'm sorry.
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Why?
Don't you trust me?
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Oh, geez...
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I just started
a new book.
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Al, of course I trust you.
It's just that,
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well how can I put this?
Oh, I know.
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Honey,
teenagers are like bunnies.
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Oh, man.
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No, no, no. It's true.
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This is good a good one.
You're gonna understand it.
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Okay? Now, listen,
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teenagers are like bunnies.
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You put a boy bunny together
with a girl bunny and,
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and... and...
things happen.
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And it's not because
they're bad bunnies.
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It's just that,
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they can't keep their
little paws off each other.
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All right,
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so what are you saying?
That Matt and I are
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hormone driven, crazed
animals who can't control
our sexual urges?
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I knew you'd understand.
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You got the bunny
story right away.
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Okay, watch the
swinging duck.
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You are getting
very sleepy.
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Dude, this isn't gonna...
cure my hiccups.
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Okay, I can't be hypnotized
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because first of all,
I've got a mind like a
solid block of granite.
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Okay, he's under.
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Cody?
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[IN A TRANCE] Dude?
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I want you to go back
to a time before your
hiccups started.
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Okay, fast forward
through history.
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The Garden of Eden,
The Great Pyramids,
the parting of the Red Sea,
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"Let my people go,"
World War
with Germany,
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World War with
Germany,
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the Mets win the Pennant.
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Okay,
I'm at the chicken place.
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I say to the dude...
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"Hey, man, give me six
buckets of Doctor Satan's,
burn your mouth out,
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double jalapeno hot wings."
He says...
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[MUTTERING]
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No, dude.
No cherry pie.
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Now, Cody, I want you to
cancel that order and it
will be as if
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you never ate
those hot wings.
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"Hey, dude,
nix on the six chix."
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Now, when I snap my fingers,
you're gonna wake up, and your
hiccups should be gone.
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Hey, dude, it worked. My...
[HICCUPS]
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hiccups are gone.
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CAROL: Please, don't. Don't!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Sweetie, come on,
you got to wake up.
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-Here we go now, come on.
-No, no, no.
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Carol, honey,
you're having a nightmare.
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[SCREAMING]
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Wake up. Wake up.
Wake up. Wake up.
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Let go! Let go!
Let go! Let go!
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God. [WHIMPERS]
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Oh, I'm sorry, Frank.
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Gee, was I having
another nightmare?
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Yeah.
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You've been having a
nightmare every night this
week.
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Now, I want you to stop
reading that stupid book.
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Well, I can't.
I'm just getting to
the good part.
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No more tonight.
Please, just sleep
tonight.
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-Please. Okay.
-Okay.
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You won't see me reading
any more tonight.
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That's my girl.
Okay. Goodnight.
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-Goodnight.
-Atta, my sweety. I love you.
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[MAN IN DEEP VOICE]
"Chapter Nine.
The River of Blood."
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That's great, JT.
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Now if you could balance a
ball on your nose, you could
get a job at Sea World.
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Only if I had whiskers
like yours.
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Hey, guys.
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-Hello.
-Uh, any calls for me?
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Why?
You expecting a call?
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Well, Matt just told
me he'd call me from
the ski lodge.
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No, he hasn't called yet,
but I am sure he will.
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Don't bet on it.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Hey, Matt's up at a ski lodge,
there's chicks there.
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He's a healthy guy.
Do I have to paint you
a picture?
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Al, don't listen to him,
all right.
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Not every guy is a
horny wildebeest like JT.
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Yeah. Some of 'em date
Dana and totally lose their
sex drive.
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Al, I have, uh,
very bad news for you.
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I was at the food court
at the mall, eavesdropping
on conversations,
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and I found out who took
your place on the ski trip.
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Who?
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Stephanie Leifer.
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Wa-- Wait a minute. Stephanie,
"The Love Boat" Leifer?
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Aye aye. [CHUCKLES]
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Al, this is not good.
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I hear when guys date
"The Love Boat," they always
get permission to board.
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Okay. Alright, I've got to get
there right away.
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If she lays one hand on Matt,
I swear to God, I'm gonna rip
her throat out.
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-Hey, hey, wait.
I'm going with you.
-AL: Why?
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Because I don't want you
driving angry. And, besides,
if Stephanie is as
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loose as everyone says
she is, I gotta meet her.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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JT:
Whoa, great place.
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Look, there's a hot tub.
Romantic setting.
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My guess is we're too late.
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Shut up. I have to
see what's going on.
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Come on!
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I can't see anything.
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Hey, Al, look, look,
there's a skylight. Why don't
you climb this tree
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and see if you
can look in?
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I don't know.
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I don't think that
branch can hold me.
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Fine. Be that way, but I'm
pretty sure Stephanie has a
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can do attitude. Huh?
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Help me up.
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While you're up there, see if
they're naked. If they are,
I'll climb up there with you.
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JT, put some snow
down your pants.
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[SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, my God.
They're wearing bathrobes.
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Wow. She moves fast.
How come I never meet
chicks like that?
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JT, they're coming.
They're gonna see us.
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Bye.
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Stephanie, uh,
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don't you think we should,
uh, you know, wait for
the rest of the group?
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I think they can find
it on their own.
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Oh, man,
it's freezing out here.
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Don't worry,
you'll warm up in a minute.
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[WHISPERS] Tramp.
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Come on in.
I won't bite.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, this does
feel pretty good.
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Why are you sitting
all the way
over there?
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I like it here.
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Okay, then
I'll come over there.
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You seem like
you're really tense.
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Why don't I give
you a massage?
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Listen. I don't think that's
such a good... oh.
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Oh, yeah, [MOANS]
right there.
Oh, That feels great.
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Hey, don't do that.
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What's the matter?
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You know that I'm
going out with Al Lambert.
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So? I mean,
I don't see her
anywhere around.
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[SIGHS]
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Look, I care about Al,
so this just isn't going
to happen.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, think about it.
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No one else would
ever have to know.
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I'd know.
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00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:21,790
Yes!
242
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,531
[SPLASH]
243
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,497
Hello.
244
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,592
Here.
245
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,948
I don't get it. I mean,
what made you think you
couldn't trust me?
246
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,605
JT got me all worried,
and then
247
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,521
when I heard the
"Love Boat" was gonna
be up here,
248
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,654
I thought you might be
interested in taking a cruise.
249
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,527
Why would I do that?
250
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:04,920
Because she's really pretty.
251
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,793
And she was
crawling all over you.
252
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,754
Yeah, and I blew her off.
253
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:18,542
[SIGHS] Look, Al,
I only want to be with you.
254
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:22,546
I mean, a thousand girls like
Stephanie could come after me,
255
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,113
and I'd still want
to be with you.
256
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,550
Really?
257
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,205
Yeah.
258
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,780
Oh, my God.
259
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,869
What?
260
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:45,917
JT drove me up here.
He's still out in the snow.
261
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:50,226
Anyways, I like to get away
skiing at least a couple of
times a year. You know,
262
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:54,230
it kind of relieves the
tension of being a major
film director.
263
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,061
You're a major
film director?
264
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:03,370
Yeah. Yeah. I've got projects
with Spielberg, Katzenberg,
you know, all the bergs.
265
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,111
[LAUGHING]
266
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:12,118
Look, I may be easy,
but I'm not stupid. Goodbye.
267
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:15,860
No, no, wait. Really.
I just did
lunch with De Niro.
268
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,515
Get a life.
269
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,823
Oh, man, this bites.
I can't even catch a ride
on the "Love Boat."
270
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,959
[THUNDER CRASHES]
271
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,919
[MAN IN DEEP VOICE]
"The family she loved
was no longer her family.
272
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:36,272
Whatever dark force consumed them, turned their eyes into a horrifying shade of
273
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:41,669
red and gave them an
insatiable hunger for
human flesh."
274
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,107
[WINDOWS SHATTERING]
275
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,110
Frank? Frank?
276
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,129
[WOMAN SCREAMS ON TV]
277
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,044
Frank?
Is that you?
278
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,875
Mark?
279
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,270
Mark, what are you doing up?
It's almost midnight.
280
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,233
Hi, Mom.
281
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,021
I couldn't sleep.
282
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,546
So I came down
here to get a bite.
283
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,723
-[GRUNTS]
-[SQUEALS]
284
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:47,126
Oh, Dana? Dana, you have to
help me. There's something
wrong with Mark.
285
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,086
Gee, he looks fine to me.
286
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,262
Oh, my God.
287
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,959
He must just be hungry
288
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,441
like the rest of us.
289
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,880
Brendan? Brendan.
290
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:06,188
We've got to get out of
here before it's too late.
291
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:11,498
Oh, good. Carol's here.
Now we can eat.
292
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,938
I can't wait to eat.
293
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:21,334
I hear we're having my
favorite food... lady fingers.
294
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,770
[LAUGHING]
295
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,301
Is it dinner time?
296
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,129
I love dinner time.
297
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,698
Mom makes a great dinner.
298
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,614
Not my baby.
299
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:46,620
Frank! Oh, Frank, thank goodness
you're not one of them.
300
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,538
Oh, there, there.
301
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,846
You're in good hands now.
302
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,374
[SCREAMING]
303
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:04,638
Who's ready for barbecue?
304
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:09,556
[ALL CHANTING]
Dinner, dinner, dinner.
305
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,948
No, please.
306
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,429
I don't want to be eaten.
307
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:17,172
If you're hungry
I'll make spaghetti.
308
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,873
No! No! No! No!
309
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,050
-Okay, come on. Wake up.
Wake up.
-[BOTH SCREAMING]
310
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,750
What? What? What?
311
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,839
Honey, Wake up. Wake up.
312
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,275
-Oh, geez.
-[MOANS]
313
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,799
Oh, god.
314
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,891
Sorry, Frank.
Did I have another nightmare?
315
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,111
Duh!
316
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,549
If you don't stop reading
that book, I'm gonna go bald.
317
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,379
Uh, you're right, Frank.
318
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:53,469
-I'm not gonna read
that book any more.
-Thanks.
319
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:57,081
I really need something
to help me get to sleep.
320
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,258
I've got something that'll
help you get to sleep.
321
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,914
-Really?
-Garfield.
322
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,832
Oh, I was hoping
it would be sex.
323
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,051
It is.
324
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,643
[EXHALES, BURPS]
325
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,428
Uh-ho. Dude.
326
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,256
[SIGHS]
327
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,171
Hey, Cody,
you're hiccups are gone.
328
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,347
I guess drinking all that
water did the trick. Huh?
329
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:48,524
Oh no, man,
I lost those hiccups
yesterday. [CHUCKLES]
330
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:51,353
I was just drinking all that
water because I was thirsty.
You know?
331
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,356
Where are you going?
332
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:57,620
Bro', I just downed a
five gallon jug of water,
man.
333
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,535
Where do you think I'm going?
334
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,452
Gangway!
Medical emergency!
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