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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, guys! Guess what!

I just landed my dream job.

Let me guess, human crash test dummy?

[CODY LAUGHS]

Even better than that.

comin' through Milwaukee.

Christi Rose and Petal to the Metal.

Christi Rose?

I love Christi Rose.

I have all her CDs.

And watching her music videos makes me feel like

a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Cody, you have to get me tickets.

Dude, you don't need tickets, bro, I'll get you backstage.

Because I am Cody Lambert.

Roadie extraordinaire.

What's a roadie?

You get to lug around all the big heavy equipment,

play with, like, these really dangerous electrical wires and...

Hey, by the end of the week, you got burns all over hands

your hair is standin' straight up.

You get, like, this big old ragin' hernia.

Yeah, is showbiz glamorous or what?

[SCREAMING]

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪ The dream wide broken

♪ Seemed like all was lost

♪ What would be the future?

♪ Could you pay the cost?

♪ You wonder

♪ Will there ever be

♪ A second time around?

WOMAN: ♪ Woah-a woah-a

♪ When the tears are over

♪ And the moment has come

♪ Say "My Lord I think I found someone"

♪ And no one will be better

♪ To be putting it together

♪ For the second time around

ALL: ♪ Step by step, day by day

WOMAN: ♪ Day by day

ALL: ♪ A fresh start over

♪ A different hand to play

♪ The deeper we fall

♪ The stronger we stay

♪ We'll make it better ♪

♪ The second time around ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]

Okay.

Uh, no. Why?

What?

and I miss him.

You want the car, don't you?

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

-No! -No, no, it's my turn.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Golly!

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING] I love this thing!

Dad, I need the car.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, honey,

we don't have a car for you today.

For what?

That is so selfish.

Guys, I have two words for all of you.

Public transportation.

Oh, yeah, Frank? Well, I got two words for you.

Dana...

Yeah, okay, Dana, I have two more words for you.

Frank.

No way.

but maybe the kids have a point.

You know, maybe it's time to think about getting another car.

Yeah. Uh, guys, why don't we leave our two

most generous parents alone

so they can make an intelligent decision to buy us a car.

-Yes. -Bye, guys. We love you.

-You're the best! -Yes!

-We love you. -Bye-bye.

Okay, Carol, I'm ready. I'm listening.

Well, I'm just trying to say

maybe it's time to think about getting another car.

I mean, not just for the kids, but for us.

You know, that way we won't have to spend our whole weekend

chauffeuring them around.

Just make sure it's got a big back seat, uh...

You know, for groceries.

Okay, Frank, let's get to the bottom line.

If the kids have a car, they'll be gone more.

Sold.

[in unison] Car! Car! Car! Car! Car!

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRUM MUSIC]

Cody, where's Christi?

I wanna meet her so bad, I can taste it.

[CHUCKLES]

Keep your underwears on, little guy.

She'll be out in any second.

Hey, sound dude, you ready?

-Go for it, Codeman. -Hah! This is a sound check.

[ELECTRIC CRACKLES]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

Crank it up one more, I think we got it.

-Hey, guys, what's up? -Good evening, Ms. Rose.

-Ms. Rose, how are you? -Cody, here comes Christi Rose.

Oh, man, you're gonna love her. Ha ha.

Dudesy. Dudesy, what's up?

Hey! Dudesy!

You know, she reminds me of someone I really like.

I just can't put my finger on who it is.

Hey, Codeman, how's it shakin'?

Hey, what's up? Stylin'.

-Righteous. -Yeah.

Hey, I want you to meet my little cousin, Mark.

Man, he's your number one fan.

Hi, Mark, nice to meet you.

You're a goddess.

You're not so bad yourself.

She touched me.

Oh, dude.

Hey, dude, come here.

Take my little cuz, man.

Put him somewhere nice and cool

Oh, man.

-Christi! Christi! Christi! -Whoa!

Christi can't be bothered with you guys right now.

-Get out of here. -Whoa, cool out, guys.

Man, these guys are just fans.

They don't mean no trouble.

All we wanted was an autograph.

Yeah, I dig it. Hey, I'll tell you what.

I promise you I'll get you guys some autographs.

CODY: Alright? Cool. So, I'll catch you guys outside.

-Thanks! -Dig it.

That was really cool, the way you handled that.

Oh, yeah?

What? Like there's a better job than roadies?

Actually, I need a personal bodyguard while I'm in town.

Bodyguard?

-Stylin'. -Totally!

Yeah, alright. I'm your man.

-Don't change the plan. -Okay.

Hey, anybody got a gray one with blue squiggles?

Go fish.

Wonder what's keeping Frank. He called from the used car lot over an hour ago.

Man, I hope he didn't get cheap and buy us a piece of junk.

I'm sure he got you a good car.

He buys his underwear at the supermarket.

[CAR HONKS]

Well, alright, let's not call it a car until we've actually

looked at it.

Come on.

[ALL GASP]

Whoa, dad, way to go!

Yeah!

Is this a beauty or what?

-It is gorgeous. -Oh, my God.

Frank, I knew somewhere inside that large head of yours

there had to be one good idea.

Oh, man, what a chick magnet!

-Oh. -Ah-ah! Don't, don't touch.

No fingerprints. Ha ha ha!

Yeah, well, it cost a little more than we planned

on spending, but the monthly payments aren't that bad.

Oh, honey, look at it.

A 1967 Mustang.

Oh, back when I was in school, only the coolest guys

drove that car.

-Hey, Dad, can I drive it? -No, no!

Uh, I-I mean, I w-wanna show everybody how it works before you drive it.

Can I take it to the movies this afternoon?

No. Uh, no, because I-I want to, uh...

go show my best friend, Phil.

But...he lives in Chicago.

Yeah, I know, but I'll be home before dinner, okay?

When are we gonna get to drive it?

Yeah, well, okay, everybody get in.

Except you, J.T.

Here we go, everybody in.

Give it up one last time for Christi Rose

and Petal to the Metal!

[ DON'T YOU WANT ME NOW PLAYING]

♪ And I'm layin' it On the line

♪ You looked a mess 'Cause my little black dress

♪ Stopped you on a dime

♪ And I'm just Too tired to dance

♪ Even if you want me You're not gonna get me

♪ 'Cause, baby, You had your chance

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Now that I'm trying Not to try so hard

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Don't you wonder how

♪ You could've pushed This naive girl

♪To go so low down

♪ The tables Have turned somehow

♪ Don't you want me now?

[CROWD CHEERING]

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Ooh don't you want me now?

♪ Whoo-whoo

♪ Ooh-h-h-h-h

[CROWD CHEERING]

Thank you! Goodnight, Milwaukee!

Oh. Looks like Milwaukee's little fuzzy today.

[CROWD CHEERING] Christi! Christi! Christi!

Cody, help!

-Cody! -I'm coming, Christi.

Help is on the way.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHANTING] Christi! Christi! Christi!

This way.

Christi Rose and Petal to the Metal.

♪ I'm evasive I'm cool And I'm nobody's fool

♪ And I'm layin' it On the line

♪ You looked a mess 'Cause my little black dress

♪ Stopped you on a dime

♪ Don't even try it Your ticket has expired

♪ And I'm just Too tired to dance

♪ Even if you want me You're not gonna get me

♪ 'Cause, baby, You had your chance

♪ Don't you want me now? ♪

Christi.

I was just doing my, uh, cardiovascular workout.

And sweatin' bullets, too. Ha ha ha!

Great Caesar's ghost! I'm in my underwear!

I like that kid.

Yeah, he likes you too.

Although, not in a way that's completely healthy, I'm afraid.

Oh, man, what a night! I mean...

Usually, all I get to see on the road

is the inside of a hotel room.

You make a killer tour guide.

Thanks.

Hey, you know, it's still early.

We go down to Dave's All-Night Bowl-A-Rama, you know.

Hey, every strike you bowl, you get a free cheeseburger.

I bowled a 300 there one time, nearly killed me.

Cody, I can't. I mean...

Every time I go out in public, I get totally mobbed.

You know how it is being a rock star.

Yeah, sure.

I remember how it was with me and the lads

when we did "Ed Sullivan," back in '64.

Wait a minute, that wasn't me, that was the Beatles.

You're really funny, Cody.

Ah, wasn't even tryin'.

So, um, what should we do till it's safe for me to go back

to the hotel?

Uh, Dude, I know what!

There's a "Gilligan's Island" marathon

starting in, like, two minutes.

Hey, let's go in the kitchen, and get some cookie dough.

Is it peanut butter chocolate chip?

Yeah, is there any other kind?

Cody, I gotta tell you something.

I've never felt so right with anyone before. I mean...

We go really well together.

We're like treble and bass. Melody and harmony.

-The Running Cheerleaders. -Right, right.

So, I was wondering if you wanted to, you know,

hang out on more of a full-time basis.

I want you to come with me when I leave town tomorrow.

Well, like, as your bodyguard?

if we got to know each other better.

What do you say?

Dude.

[HUMMING] Hey, honey.

What do you say you and I go cruise the boulevard?

Frank, how come you're dressed like Potsie?

Because I am askin' my best girl down to the Frosty King

for a malted.

What do you say?

Well, I'm gonna put the Beach Boys on the A-track

and we'll see what happens.

♪ Round round I get around I get around

♪ Ooh ooh oh-ohh

♪ I get around round round

♪ Ooh ooh

♪ I'm gettin' bugged going up And down the same old strip

♪ I gotta find me A new place ♪

Honey! C-C-Carol! H-honey, hey! Honey!

My car is missing! Somebody stole it.

-I'm calling the cops. -No, no, no, no.

Nobody stole it. The kids probably took it.

The kids are driving my car?

It is not your car. It is their car.

Although you'd never know it 'cause you never let them drive it.

Well, I'm keeping that car for myself, they can have the truck.

What is it with you and this car?

You're acting like a crazy person.

-I am not. -Yes, you are--

-No, I am... I am not! -Yes, you are.

Name one crazy thing I--

Last night, in your sleep

That's a little nuts.

Okay, you're right.

Honey, when I was goin' to school, only the coolest guys

drove cars like that Mustang.

My, my dad couldn't afford to buy me a car like that

so, I had to borrow his.

I know it sounds silly, but gettin' that Mustang was

kinda like, gettin' my second chance at being cool.

Oh, Frank.

I see how important this car is to you

but you bought it for the kids.

You really need to let them drive it.

To tell you the truth, there's nothing cooler than a guy

who gets his kids something he could never have himself.

[CAR HONKS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

-What a car! -This is so me.

Oh, man! Dad, what a car!

The chicks were practically throwing themselves at me!

Yeah, even a dork like J.T. can get a date with a car like this.

[CHUCKLES] Yeah, it's magical.

I mean, everyone thought we were the coolest kids at Port Washington. Huh?

Yeah, you really came through for us, Frank.

Yeah, well, I tell you, why don't we all, uh,

go down to the Frosty King for ice cream, huh? Come on.

-That's a great idea. -Guess you wanna drive, huh?

Uh, no, no, that's your car, and you've had your chance.

So, Dana, why don't you drive, huh?

-Alright. -Okay.

-Hey, honey. -Yeah.

If I, uh, borrow the Mustang from the kids

and take you to the drive-in, you think I can get lucky?

Oh, yeah.

I love that car!

Yeah.

"Seek advice from the man upstairs."

-Hey, Code. -Dudesy!

Bro, man, I gotta seek your advice, cuz.

-What's up? -Well, alright...

Christi's leaving town, man.

I ain't sure what to do yet, and I've eaten all these

fortune cookies trying to figure it out, right?

The girl is a rock star!

You stay in hotels every night, eat nothing but room service.

-Whoa. -Yeah!

Well, check it out, man, look, the girl's got a big castle

with a movie theater, an indoor pool, even a bowling alley.

You'd never have to go out anywhere.

And she's got a pack of Dobermans to keep

riff-raff like me from gettin' in.

Who wouldn't wanna live like that?

Oh. Well, thanks, J.T., man.

You really helped clear things up for me.

Yeah. You're the man.

[DOOR BELL RINGS]

Oh, hey, there's Christi.

Well, my work here is done.

I'm gonna go babe fishin' in the Mustang.

See if I can catch my limit.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah, yesterday I did so well

I had to throw one back. Ah!

Alright, Jackson.

Ah.

-Hey, Cody. -Hey. Hey, Christi, come on in.

So...what's the word?

Are you comin' with me? Dudesy?

You know, Christi, uh...

But like, uh... I'm not comin' with you.

Why not?

I don't wanna hurt your feelings or nothing, you know.

It's kinda hard for me to say, but like...

Well, your life bites the big bean, okay?

You know? I mean, hey, it might be cool for you

bein' a rock star and everything, you know

never gettin' to go outside and see people and, like...

eatin' all that nasty food all the time

boy, that'll be like, bein' in prison for me.

Yeah, I know what you're saying, but...

...we're really great for each other.

Yeah, I know, but I just can't live like that.

Hey, I got a great idea!

Why don't you bag that big $30 million a year contract

you got and you could come move in right next to me, right?

I'll get you a van. Paint it pink.

Put a rollaway awning on the side of it, man.

So we can have a barbecue.

That actually sounds kinda tempting, you know, and if it

weren't for the part about losing the $30 million

I might really go for it.

But, you know, I like being a rock star.

I like singing, I like making people happy.

Oh. Well, I guess it really wouldn't work then, would it?

Well, maybe I should go back to the hotel and pack then.

Yeah.

Bye.

Hey, Christi.

"Goodbye doesn't mean forever."

-Hey! Dudesy! -Dudesy!

That's it!

[ DON'T YOU WANT ME NOW PLAYING]

♪ I'm evasive I'm cool And I'm nobody's fool

♪ And I'm layin' it On the line

♪ You looked a mess 'Cause my little black dress

♪ Stopped you on a dime

♪ Don't even try it Your ticket has expired

♪ And I'm just Too tired to dance

♪ Even if you want me You're not gonna get me

♪ 'Cause, baby, You had your chance

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Now that I'm trying Not to try so hard

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Don't you wonder how

♪ You could've pushed This naive girl

♪ To go so low down

♪ The tables Have turned somehow

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Don't you want me now?

♪ Ooh don't you want me now?

♪ Whoo-hoo

♪ Ohh-h-h-h

♪ Don't you want me now? ♪