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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Stupid job, I hate that job.
Who needs it anyway?
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[GRUNTING]
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Hey, Al, problems at work?
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Yeah, I got fired.
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Huh. You lost
your waitressing job
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with that sunny disposition?
I'm shocked.
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Gee, Al, you got canned again?
What did you do this time?
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Well, it wasn't my fault.
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See, this stupid lady
spent about 20 minutes
trying to decide
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what kind of cheese
she should
have on her patty melt,
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so I made a suggestion.
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[STAMMERS] Which was?
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I told her if I had a butt
like that, I'd lay off
the cheese all together.
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Hey, Dad,
maybe you can talk my boss
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into giving me my job back.
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Yeah, wait a minute Al,
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don't expect me
to bail you out, okay?
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You lost your job because
you have an attitude problem.
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If you expect to make it
in the working world,
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you've got to learn
to be a team player.
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-Dad...
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Great, now I'm never gonna
find a job.
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It's not your fault.
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You're a Lambert.
You're destined to be
chronically unemployed.
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Oh, Al, good news.
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I heard they're looking for
someone to work at the
new cookie store at the mall.
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How did you know
I'd be looking for a job?
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Well, you've been at that
restaurant for almost a week.
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I just figured
you'd be fired by now.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, Lambert,
we're ready to open.
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It's showtime.
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This is so lame.
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Lame?
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There's nothing lame
about representing
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the fastest growing mall
franchise in America.
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Chin up, shoulders back.
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Show some pride.
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I'm wearing a cookie
on my head.
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How proud is that?
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Oh, my God. He's here.
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-What? Who's here?
-He's here.
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The head honcho.
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Straighten up. Look sharp.
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Yes.
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Hello, Mister Chips.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Welcome aboard, sir.
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It's good to see you again.
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-What's with the monkey?
-Show a little respect.
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This is Mister Chips,
he's our corporate mascot.
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He comes to all
the store openings.
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Alright, Mister Chips.
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Time to go to work. Let's go.
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[GASPS]
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Hey, I'll see you around 6:00.
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-Okay, Bill. See you later.
-Right.
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Bye, Mister Chips.
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Huh, yeah.
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Okay, you'll stay at the
counter with Mister Chips.
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I'll be in the back
making more cookies.
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No, wait.
Uh, Mr. Sloan, um...
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you expect me
to work with a monkey?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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This "monkey"
has opened thirty five stores
in the last two years.
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If he could answer the phone,
you'd be out of a job.
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If you have any questions,
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ask him.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Dad?
-Yeah?
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Is it okay
if I ride my bike out front?
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Yeah, sure, pal.
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Thanks.
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-Frank?
-Yeah?
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I just talked
to Annette Parks.
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-And guess what?
-What?
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I've been chosen
to direct the fund raiser
for the community theater.
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Well, that's great.
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I'm even gonna be
in it myself.
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-That's great.
-And you are too.
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That stinks.
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Come on, Frank, I want us
to play Tarzan and Jane.
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Awe, come on, honey,
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I wore that Tarzan costume
last Halloween and I hated it.
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The loincloth gave me
a wedgie.
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Come on, Frank.
I mean, the first rehearsal
is tonight.
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Besides, if Frank
play Tarzan,
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Jane make him feel like
"King of the Jungle."
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Nice try, honey.
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But there are three things
I'll never ever do again.
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Number one, eat sushi.
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Number two,
zip up my pants in the dark.
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And number three, wear
a Tarzan costume in public.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Wow.
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Thanks for letting me
tag along, guys.
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I've never seen
a real pool hall before.
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Uh, that's okay, Mark.
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Most of the people here
have never seen
a real geek before.
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I don't think
I heard you correctly.
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-Who's the geek?
You're the geek.
-I'm the geek.
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Yeah. Okay, cool.
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Now that we got settled,
let's play pool, man.
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Dudesie,
there's a free pool table.
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Come on.
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Hey, man, me and Mark
will play against
you and Rich, okay?
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I'll break.
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I've seen
The Color of Money
twelve times.
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I think I can be
a real pool shark.
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Hop to it, Jackson.
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Let me give you
a little advice there, cuz.
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Try and keep the cue ball
on the table.
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Yeah, that should
really improve your game.
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[LAUGHING]
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It's okay, Cody.
I guess I'm not
very good at this.
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What, are you kidding me?
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Pool should be
a piece of cake for a
brainy little dude like you.
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Come on now,
get in there.
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What does being smart
have to do with playing pool?
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Yeah, J.T. can play pool
real good
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-and he's an idiot.
-Yeah.
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Dude, the game of pool
is nothing but geometry
and physics.
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You know,
triangles, angles, and force.
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Oh, I see,
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so it's all related
to Newton's second
law of motion.
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To wit, the acceleration of a
mass by a force is inversely
proportional to the mass
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and directly proportional
to the force.
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Totally.
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Now get in there
and show them what
a brainiac can do.
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Yeah, like this math stuff is
really going to work.
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-That was luck.
-Yeah.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Cody, it works.
-Totally, man!
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What? Did you think
Sir Isaac Newton was just
yanking your chain?
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Come on, Slick,
I'll buy you a soda.
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I can't believe that little
dork just ran the table.
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Geez, with the way he plays,
he could take anybody
in the place.
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Hey, look, there's Big Jim.
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He's the best pool hustler
in Port Washington.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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You take the blonde,
I'll take the brunette.
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No, you idiot.
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We could play Big Jim
for money. We'll use Mark.
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Absolutely. Okay.
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All right, follow my lead.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, whatever you do,
don't say anything to Cody.
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He's into honesty
and morality
and all that garbage.
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Just forget about that.
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All right, come on.
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Hey, Big Jim, I was wondering
if, uh, you wanted to play
for some money?
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What?
With a little punk like you?
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No, actually with the little
blonde punk right over there.
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You're kidding, right?
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-Nope.
-Fine.
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How about we play
for 500 bucks?
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How about we make it 1,000?
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You're on.
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I've got an opening
tonight at, uh...
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-8:00.
-8:00.
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Have your boy here
and bring cash.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Thank you. Come again.
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Would you give me a break?
It's my first day.
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Ah, bad news.
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The animal trainer
won't be able to pick up
Mister Chips tonight.
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So, um, are you going to have
to take him home over night?
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No, you are.
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What?
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Me? No, no, I can't do that.
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Can't?
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There is no can't here at
Hello, Mister Chips.
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Hey, if you want
to keep this job,
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you're gonna be a
team player and take this
monkey home tonight.
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Why don't you take him home?
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00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,333
Hey, hey, hey,
I've got my mother-in-law
living with me.
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One hairy beast in
the house is enough.
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Mr. Sloan, wait a minute.
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You don't understand. I mean,
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my dad got upset
when my brother brought home
a guinea pig.
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I mean, he'll go crazy
if I bring home a monkey.
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Well, that's your problem,
not mine.
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Good night, Mister Chips.
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You lock up.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHATTERING]
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All right, quiet.
No more jungle noises.
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[DOOR HANDLE TURNING]
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DANA:
Hey, why is this door locked?
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Go away.
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You don't have a guy
in there, do you?
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Well, sort of.
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Al, we can stand here
and bang on this door
all day.
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All right, shut up,
come on, hurry up.
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-Thank you.
-Okay.
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Gee, Al, even you can do
better than that.
222
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It is not my date.
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Mister Chips is the mascot
at the cookie store.
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The Mister Chips?
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Oh, this is so exciting.
226
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,423
I've never met
a celebrity before.
227
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All right, look,
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my boss said I have
to keep him here overnight
or get fired.
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So you two have to promise
to keep this a secret.
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Really? Why should we?
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All right, he can stay.
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Oh, that's so sweet, Frank.
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Gee, thanks for
setting up the chairs.
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Oh, that's okay.
Ah, gee, what are you
wearing that for?
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Oh, this? Well, the costume
helps me get into character.
236
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Oh, Frank, I'm sorry
you can't play Tarzan.
237
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Yeah, well, you know,
this is, uh,
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the night I always set aside
to rotate my tires.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
240
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,577
Well don't worry
about it, Annette.
241
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,362
I found a terrific guy to
play Tarzan in this honeymoon
sketch with me.
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00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,061
-Hi, Carol.
-Hi, Troy.
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00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,237
-Come on in.
-How are you?
244
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,327
Fine. Everybody,
this is Troy Hartman.
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00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,809
You probably recognize him
from all the underwear ads
in the Sunday supplement.
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00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,160
He's the one
who's gonna play Tarzan?
247
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,379
God, he's gorgeous.
248
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,251
He can climb my tree
any time.
249
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,254
Okay, are you ready, Troy?
250
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,822
Am I ready? Yes, I am.
251
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,351
[LAUGHING] Okay, well,
let's begin.
252
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,700
Sure.
253
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,397
Uh, Frank, we're going to
rehearsal now.
254
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,226
So you can go do
whatever you're gonna do.
255
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,838
Oh, okay, I'll just go.
Bye, y'all.
256
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,665
Okay.
257
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,015
Alright, let's start with the
scene when Tarzan and Jane
258
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,451
consummate
their marriage, huh.
259
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,801
You know what?
I forgot my keys.
260
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,194
So, I'll just be
looking around for them.
261
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,848
You go right ahead.
Don't let me bother you.
262
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,980
Okay. Here you go.
263
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,983
All right, the scene is
Tarzan and Jane's
wedding night, okay?
264
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,028
Oh, I have the first line.
265
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,508
[GASPS]
266
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,119
Oh, Tarzan,
267
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,730
are you as
hot to trot as I am?
268
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,166
You bet.
269
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:27,736
Tarzan wait long time for
big night with Jane.
270
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:32,349
Well, then take me,
you wild jungle beast.
271
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,049
-Ah.
-Hey, I got an idea.
272
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,706
Let's say, Jane's a nun,
taken a vow of chastity.
273
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,841
Every time Tarzan goes
to kiss her, she belts him
right in his pretty boy nose.
274
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,799
-Frank?
-Huh?
275
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,149
Will you come with me,
right now,
for a minute, please?
276
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,978
Let go of his hair!
Let go... Frank!
277
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,331
What is going on
with you?
278
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376
You're acting like
an absolute jerk out there.
279
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,988
I don't want you in there
kissing that jungle gigolo.
280
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,860
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
It's a sketch.
281
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,689
Besides, somebody's got
to play Tarzan and
you didn't want to.
282
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,561
Well, I changed my mind.
I'm playing Tarzan
and that's final.
283
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,172
Come on.
284
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,000
Okay, everybody,
here's the deal.
285
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,566
Me, Tarzan. Her, Jane.
286
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,091
You, history.
Any problems with that?
287
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,788
No problem here.
288
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,921
Carol, you got a problem
with Frank playing Tarzan?
289
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,185
No, no problems at all.
290
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,753
[ALL LAUGHING]
291
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,191
You're such an idiot.
292
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,109
-You tricked me.
-Oh, yeah, and it was so easy.
293
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,154
All I had to do is
put on the costume,
294
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,810
pretended to flirt with Troy
and reel you in
like a big old fish.
295
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,204
Hey, no hard feelings,
huh, Frank?
296
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:48,034
No, no hard feelings.
I guess I had it coming.
297
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,645
-Well, I hope you're happy.
-Yes, Jane very happy.
298
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,169
Now she gets to play
kissy face
with the real Tarzan.
299
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,699
Six ball, corner pocket.
300
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,355
[LAUGHS]
301
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,575
Yep, how about that, Big Jim?
302
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,751
Five shots in a row.
303
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,231
Yeah, you may
never get a chance to shoot.
304
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,888
Seven ball, side pocket.
305
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,761
Yes!
306
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,676
If I sink the eight ball,
I win.
307
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,070
Calm down, punk.
308
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,768
[SCOFFS] There's no way
you're gonna
beat me for 1,000 bucks.
309
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,076
What? $1,000?
310
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,122
I'm playing this game
for $1,000?
311
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:39,215
That's right. You just missed,
so now it's my turn.
312
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,522
Can I have a word with you
for a second there, J.T.?
313
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,350
Come here.
314
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,308
Did I hear that right?
315
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,397
Did you bet
1,000 bucks on your
little brother's game?
316
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,225
Yeah, and I don't have it.
So you better win.
317
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,967
Win? With $1,000 on the line,
318
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,490
I'm trying not to
wet my pants.
319
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,667
Uh, J.T., if I may.
320
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,408
I was just, you know,
reviewing the situation,
321
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,367
what with the, uh, you know,
what's going on
322
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,848
and I think we made a very
serious error in judgment.
323
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,372
Uh... See ya!
324
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,724
Oh, man.
325
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,076
Hey, Milquetoast, you're up.
326
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,993
All right,
now listen here, Mark,
327
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,430
just try and forget
about the bet.
328
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,216
Concentrate on the game
and what made it fun for you
in the first place, okay?
329
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,913
You mean geometry and physics?
330
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,394
Totally.
Just think, triangles.
331
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,787
It's all triangles.
332
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,702
No way, he's going to sink
that eight ball.
333
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,792
He'd have to use like three
or four cushions to do it.
334
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,187
Let's see.
A 45 degree angle.
335
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,755
Initial speed,
20 miles per hour.
336
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,583
Vector factor of six.
337
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,979
Okay, eight ball,
corner pocket.
338
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,634
In your dreams, Casper.
339
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,608
Yeah.
340
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,088
[CHEERING]
341
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,395
News flash, Big Jim.
342
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,441
Casper just kicked your butt.
343
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,009
Yep, 1,000 bucks.
344
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,970
All right.
345
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,930
I'm rich! I'm rich!
346
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,716
[LAUGHS] You mean,
Mark's rich.
347
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,675
Here, dudesie. Put that
in your college fund, bro.
348
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,635
Wait a minute.
I'm his manager.
I should get something.
349
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,507
Yeah, you're right.
350
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,380
Well, here's a buck.
See if you can manage
to take the bus home.
351
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,903
[LAUGHS]
352
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,775
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
353
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,357
Hey, Karen, um,
I'm going to go
take a shower.
354
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,881
Would you please
keep an eye on Mister Chips?
355
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,187
No problem.
356
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,366
Come on, Bobby,
357
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,107
you can't just
call me up every night
358
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,631
just to tell me how beautiful
my eyes are.
359
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,852
Tonight, let's talk
about my hair.
360
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,724
Uh huh... [GIGGLES]
361
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,684
I know.
362
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,268
Carol, that feels so nice.
363
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,896
Hello.
364
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:06,030
Which one of my genius
children brought you home?
365
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,337
Mister Chips, Mister Chips.
366
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,078
Looking for your monkey?
367
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:16,345
Uh, Dad. I... [STAMMERING]
I can explain this.
368
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,652
This is gonna be real good.
369
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:22,351
See, Mister Chips
is the mascot at the
cookie store I work at.
370
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,571
The manager wanted me
to bring him home.
371
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,660
Well, why didn't you say "no?"
372
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,750
Well, because I really want
to keep this job, you know,
373
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,580
and I was trying to do
what you told me
and be a team player.
374
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,149
Did I screw up again?
375
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,804
No, pal. You didn't.
Not if this is what it took
to keep your job.
376
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,980
I understand.
377
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,243
Thanks for not
getting mad at me, Dad.
378
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,940
That's okay.
379
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:50,249
CAROL: Jane upstairs
ready to rehearse with Tarzan.
380
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,991
Could I, uh, borrow
your friend for a minute?
381
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,170
-Sure.
-Uh, hey, pal,
382
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,650
come on, hitch a ride.
383
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,220
Tarzan got
big surprise for Jane.
384
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,543
I'll see your $2
385
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,675
and I'll raise you $2.
386
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,112
Your move, bro.
387
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:36,382
Whoa, I see.
388
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:41,300
Mr. Big Shot-I-own-my-own-
cookie-franchise decides to
bet the whole enchilada, huh?
389
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,738
Well, I've got news
for you, pal.
390
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:49,177
You put your pants on
one leg at a time,
just like the rest of us.
391
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,613
I'm with ya.
392
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:54,051
Okay, what do you got?
393
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,883
A full house?
394
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:03,539
Hey, you are one cagey
little poker player.
395
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,628
No wonder you've got
a better job than I do.
396
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,240
Hey, gimme five.
397
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,503
All right.
398
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,982
Ooh, the monkey slide.
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