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Wildcats, Wildcats,
hold that line.
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They can't score
'cause you're so fine.
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Wildcats, Wildcats,
you're the tough.
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Run that ball and never stop.
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Go, Wildcats!
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[LAUGHS]
Go, Wildcats!
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So, what do you think?
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You are just jealous
because I have a chance
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to become head cheerleader.
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Karen, I know you're into
this whole school-spirit stuff
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but I just don't see
why anyone would want
to be a cheerleader
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unless they were
a empty-headed teenybopper.
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CAROL:
Go, Wildcats!
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Wildcats, Wildcats,
it's your ball.
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Take that ball
and score, score, score!
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Go, Wildcats!
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[SHRIEKING]
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Carol, you're not trying out
for head cheerleader too,
are you?
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Oh, of course not.
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But they chose
Becky Ann Frasier.
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The tramp.
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Anyway, that's all
in the past, isn't it?
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Ready, go.
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[IN UNISON]
Wildcats, Wildcats,
it's your show.
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Take that ball and go, go, go.
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Go, Wildcats!
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[BOTH SHRIEKING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say "My Lord I think
I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step,
day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ The second time around ♪
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So, Ms. Butkus,
how would you describe
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your approach to housekeeping?
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Discipline.
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I believe in obedience, order
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and a strict adherence
to the rules.
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Such as no sitting
on the arm of the couch.
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And no putting your feet
on the coffee table.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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We'll get back to you
real soon
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about the housekeeping job.
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Thank you, Mr. Lambert.
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Wipe that smirk off your face.
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Whoa, she was scary.
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Yeah, well, I got one more
interview left.
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But she's running
a little late.
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But, Dad, we gotta go.
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Yeah, I know.
Uh, J.T., listen.
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Carol's still at
the pediatrician
with the baby.
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So, if this last one shows up
and she doesn't scare you
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just get her number
and I'll call her back, okay?
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-Sure, no problem.
-Okay, come on, son.
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Truck's out back.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[CHUCKLES]
Hi, I'm Carrie Clark,
I'm here to apply
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for the housekeeping position.
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Uh...
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I apologize for being late.
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No problem. No problem at all.
Please, please, sit down.
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Sit down. Ha-ha.
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Can I get you something
to drink?
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Uh, water? Juice?
Uh, dry Chardonnay?
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[LAUGHS]
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No, I'm fine, thanks.
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So, I have to be
honest with you,
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I've never been
a housekeeper before.
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You see, I need to
do something to pay the bills
till I make it as model.
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-Model?
-Mmm-hmm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Is that your, uh,
model picture thingy there?
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Portfolio? Yes, I just
came from an audition.
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Ah, do you mind if I, uh,
have a look?
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Sure, go ahead.
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[CHUCKLES]
Swimsuit.
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[GASPS]
Lingerie.
[CHUCKLES]
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[GASPS]
You're hired! You are.
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-Hey, Cody.
-CODY: Hey.
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Brendan said you needed
my boom box. What's up?
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Oh, man. I'm teaching
aerobics class in the backyard.
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Got some major
babes out there.
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They need some
music that's funky
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'cause they don't
wanna be chunky.
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[CHUCKLES]
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-Major babes, huh?
-Yeah.
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Mind if I audit your class?
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Eh, audit away, boy wonder.
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Ah, thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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-Hey, Codeman.
-Hey.
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Uh, Cody...
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I thought you said
you were teaching
some major babes.
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Dude, these ladies
are all over 70.
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If you get any more
major than that, dude,
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you're in the ground.
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[LAUGHS]
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Come on, Codeman,
the sooner we start movin'
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the sooner me and the hubby
can start groovin'.
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[LAUGHS]
You got it.
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Cody,
what is she talking about?
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Oh, well, hey.
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The other day I was over
at Carol's beauty salon,
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you know,
fixing the sink and, uh,
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I overheard
these ladies talking about how
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their love life had gone
from hot-hot-hot
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to, uh, not-not-not.
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You know what I mean.
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Well, Cody,
they're in their seventies.
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Isn't that kind of natural?
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Au contraire, mi petitdude.
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I mean, look, the body,
it's kind of like
an automobile engine, okay?
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If you keep it finely tuned
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you can expect a certain
high level of performance,
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if you know what I mean, huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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Come on. There we go.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Alright, ladies.
Let's get lined up here now.
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Loosen those legs, huh?
Come on.
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This ain't bingo night,
you know? [LAUGHING]
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All right, here we go.
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And one, up the steps.
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And two, all the way down.
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And up, and up.
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Boy, heads will be turnin'
at the Sizzler tonight, huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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They can't score
'cause you're so fine.
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Wildcats, Wildcats,
you're the top.
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Run that ball and never stop.
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Go, Wildcats!
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[CHEERING]
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That was just great,
everybody.
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Now, I know
you all know that tomorrow
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is tryouts
for head cheerleader.
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So, I want you to get
plenty of rest, okay?
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-Okay.
-Uh-huh.
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Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Hi, honey. Hi.
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Mom, what are you doin' here?
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so I thought
I'd give you a ride home.
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Mom, it's two blocks.
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Well, I had
a little extra time.
[CHUCKLES]
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Hi, I'm Carol Lambert,
class of '72.
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[LAUGHS]
I'm Karen's mother.
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Oh, Karen's one
of our best cheerleaders.
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Well, I guess it kind
of runs in the family.
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I was a cheerleader myself.
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-Oh.
-[CHUCKLES]
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-Go, Wildcats.
-Whoa!
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[LAUGHING]
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-Yeah.
-Ooh!
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-Oh.
-No, that's...
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Can still get up there.
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That's great.
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Actually, I was supposed
to be head cheerleader
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my senior year,
but they gave it
to Becky Ann Frasier.
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That tramp.
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Well, it's been just great
talking to you
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and hearing all about
your cheerleading career.
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Buh-bye.
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-Can we go, Mom?
-No, no, no.
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We have a lot of work to do.
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Well, honey, I was watching
the entire practice
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through that little window
over there and, really,
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your high kick
has no extension at all.
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We have to work
on your hamstrings.
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But, Mom,
I have algebra homework.
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Oh, right. And when is algebra
gonna help you in real life?
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Okay, get that ankle up
and over your head
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like that Becky Ann Frasier,
that tramp.
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Come on, come on, come on,
higher, come on.
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One, and kick,
and two, and kick.
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Higher! Higher!
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Higher! Higher!
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J.T., I just cannot believe
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that you hired a housekeeper
without my approval.
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Dad, I just didn't want
to take a chance
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on somebody else hiring her.
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Well, she had better be good.
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[LAUGHS]
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She's way past good.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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-Hi, J.T.
-Hi, come on in.
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Dad, I want you
to meet our new housekeeper,
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Miss Carrie Clark.
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Uh, hi. Hi.
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I really appreciate J.T.
giving me this chance.
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I mean, especially since
I've never done
any housekeeping before.
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Really?
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Well, the...
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out of the living room here.
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-Walk with me, huh?
-Sure.
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Just, uh,
make yourself at home.
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Not bad, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Hand me
that cushion, son, would you?
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Are you out of your mind?
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You hired a housekeeper with
absolutely no qualifications.
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What? No qualifications?
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Did you see those legs?
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What?
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Oh, let me
help you with those.
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I'm Carrie Clark,
the new housekeeper.
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Oh, isn't that nice?
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Excuse me. Frank...
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Ah, Frank.
I just met the new maid.
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Pack your bags,
you're moving out.
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Now, wait a minute,
this is not my fault.
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J.T. hired her
without my approval.
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Fine, you can stay.
J.T., you're out.
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Well, Carol, I am just shocked
at your sexist attitude.
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I mean, just because Carrie
has the most sensuous body,
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pouty lips,
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and legs that just go on
and on and on...
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Where was I going with this?
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-J.T.--
-Dad, just 48 hours.
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That's all I'm asking okay?
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Okay, okay, 48 hours.
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But she had better
do a good job.
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[WHIRRING]
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I think your garbage
disposal's broken.
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Well, it was fine
this morning.
What happened?
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I kind of dropped
your car keys in it.
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Twenty-four hours.
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Wow, Carrie,
you are doing such a good job.
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[CHUCKLING]
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You mind if I, uh,
take a picture
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to see
if my new camera works?
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-Sure.
-All right. Smile.
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-Yup, it works.
-I'll be right back.
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I'm gonna go dump these
in the washing machine.
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Smile.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Who's that?
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That's the new maid.
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Get out of town.
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It's true. J.T. hired her
based on her
252
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,872
extensive experience
as a lingerie model.
253
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,917
[LAUGHS]
254
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,224
You gotta get out more.
255
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:13,923
Oh, man. Hires Jessica Rabbit
to be the new maid.
256
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,577
[LAUGHS]
257
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,796
Lame.
258
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,497
Hey, Dana,
do you mind if I vacuum?
259
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,804
-Well--
-Well, no, she doesn't.
260
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,022
Vacuum away.
261
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,072
[WHIRRING]
262
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,638
-Whoa, whoa.
-Oh!
263
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,641
What happened?
264
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,121
Heh, well,
265
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,210
either J.T. shook out
his gym socks
266
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,344
or somebody forgot
to put in a vacuum bag.
267
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,739
Oh, J.T., you must hate me.
268
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,524
No, no, no, I love you.
269
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,444
I mean I love your willingness
to admit a mistake.
270
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,881
It shows real growth
as a housekeeper.
271
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,144
In fact,
maybe I should capture
this moment on film, huh?
272
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,930
What do you say?
[LAUGHING]
Smile.
273
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,456
I'll just go grab
a new bag out of the garage.
274
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:15,376
You are such a pig.
275
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:20,555
You are like
a disgusting old pervert,
276
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:24,646
running around,
taking pictures
of this sex kitten.
277
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,691
Hey, hey, hey, I will not
278
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,868
have you talking
about Carrie like that, okay?
279
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,306
She happens to be
a very special
person. All right?
280
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,482
And I could be wrong, but, uh,
281
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,833
I think there is something
happening here between us.
282
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,794
You think that you
283
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,971
I think if Carrie
spends enough time around me,
284
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,755
love could bloom.
285
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,410
Yeah, well,
love better bloom quick.
286
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,325
'Cause she's gonna get fired,
and all you're gonna have left
287
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,328
are your pathetic
little pictures.
288
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,721
Look, Carrie is not
gonna get fired.
289
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,114
This house
is gonna be spotless.
290
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,247
Even if I have
to clean it myself.
291
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,726
You can't even clean
your ears.
292
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,166
Well, that's because
I've never had the proper
293
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,995
motivation before, now, have I?
294
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,822
Now, move your butt,
I got a house to clean.
295
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,352
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
296
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,008
You did the best tryout.
297
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,705
You're definitely
gonna get head cheerleader.
298
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,489
Oh, no way.
299
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,187
You have the best high kick.
300
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,059
[SHRIEKING]
301
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,671
Hi, Karen.
302
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,717
Have they announced
the winner yet?
303
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,414
Mother, what are you
doing here?
304
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,764
I am here
to support my daughter.
305
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,505
Where are the other mothers?
306
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,942
They're not here.
307
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,508
They have lives.
308
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863
And I want you
to know it was very tough
309
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,605
because you all did
a terrific job.
310
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:58,174
But our new
head cheerleader is...
311
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,480
-Karen...
-[SCREAMING] Yes!
312
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,742
COACH HARRIS:
...Covington.
313
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,570
[ALL CHEERING]
314
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,790
Come and look
at the schedule with me, okay?
315
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:09,142
I'm so happy.
You were all so great.
We all should've won.
316
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,195
This is not fair.
You should've been
head cheerleader.
317
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,763
-Mom, it's not a big deal.
-Yes, it is.
318
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,853
We worked
way too hard for this.
319
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,420
We were robbed.
320
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,554
We?
321
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,558
Oh, I get it.
322
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,952
This isn't about me.
It's about you.
323
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,521
No. No. It's just that I don't
want you to suffer like I did.
324
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,350
I mean, something like this
could haunt you for years.
325
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:48,137
You were haunted for years
326
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,358
Wow, and people think
I'm shallow.
327
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,317
Well, okay, maybe, "haunted"
is the wrong word, but...
328
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,450
[SIGHS] I deserved
to be head cheerleader.
329
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,801
It really bugged me that
they chose Becky Ann Frasier.
330
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:00,976
That tramp.
331
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:06,112
Mom, it's been 25 years.
Let it go.
332
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:13,336
and you can still fit
into your high school
cheerleading uniform?
333
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,688
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
334
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,386
And that's after four babies.
335
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,953
-Carol.
-Yes?
336
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,133
Yes, do I know you?
337
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,222
Yeah, we were cheerleaders
together.
338
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,962
I'm Becky Ann Frasier.
339
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,056
Oh, hi!
340
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,928
Actually, it's Covington now.
341
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,756
I just came
to pick up my daughter.
342
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,541
She just made
head cheerleader,
isn't that great?
343
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,937
Super.
344
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:53,202
Well, I gotta run.
It's so great seeing you.
345
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,771
Great to see you too!
346
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:57,989
Tramp.
347
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,736
[WHIRRING]
348
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,227
Havin' a good time, son?
349
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:22,057
Dad. I was just, uh,
you know, working out.
350
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:27,062
They say that, uh, vacuuming
builds up the pecs, you know?
351
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,544
Son, it's time to say goodbye
to Carrie the Wonder Maid.
352
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,591
-But, Dad...
-No. It's over, pal.
353
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,289
Now, are you gonna tell her
or you want me to?
354
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,350
J.T.: Carrie.
355
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,135
[CRASHING]
356
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,400
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
357
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,926
Uh, I'm sorry about the dish.
358
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,971
Ha-ha, it's no problem.
They're old anyways.
359
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,931
My great grandmother's.
360
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,064
I'm sorry.
361
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,198
Look, uh...
362
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,420
This is kind of hard
for me to say, but, uh...
363
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,552
I'm not really
working out, am I?
364
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,342
he's kind of
a neat freak, you know.
365
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,474
Come on, J.T.,
let's be honest here.
366
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,302
Look, I stink at this job.
367
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,825
The only reason
you even hired me
368
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,218
was because of the way I look.
369
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,094
Does that make me a pig?
370
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,838
No, it doesn't make you a pig.
371
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:51,625
All right,
so the camera thing was
getting a little weird, okay?
372
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,018
But basically,
you're a normal guy.
373
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:59,415
You know, J.T., you hired me
for all the wrong reasons.
374
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,504
But I really appreciate you
giving me a shot.
375
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,247
Sure.
376
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,387
-Bye.
-Bye.
377
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,916
It's so hard
to find good help.
378
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,793
Cody? Oh.
379
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,622
Hey-hey, Agnes, Dottie.
You girls are here early.
380
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,059
It's your fault,
you got us in better shape.
381
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,627
Now, we're walking faster
and feeling frisky.
382
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:42,458
[LAUGHS]
383
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,113
Is it a bull market
in the boudoir these days?
384
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,724
Well, it would be
except for one thing.
385
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,249
Our husbands
can't keep up with us.
386
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,730
And that's why we need you.
387
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,255
[LAUGHS]
Now, now, ladies.
388
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:03,436
that student teacher distance
thing happenin', you know?
389
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,046
[LAUGHS]
390
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,440
Oh, dear, relax.
We don't want your bod.
391
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,790
We just want you
to whip our husbands
into shape.
392
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,008
Come on. They're in the back.
393
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,184
[CHUCKLES]
394
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,622
Color me relieved.
395
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,195
CODY:
All right, gentlemen,
how you doin'?
396
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,588
Hey, hey, guys.
397
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,373
-Hi, Cody.
-Hey.
398
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,985
Now, I know it's a sensitive
subject. Ha-ha.
399
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:35,598
But the ladies have been
telling me that
400
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,165
[LAUGHS]
401
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,082
Well, sounds like some
endurance training to me.
402
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,040
You know, get your wind up.
403
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,999
So, how about
some jumping jacks?
404
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:47,784
There we go. Come on.
Let's get into it.
405
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,918
Let's get cookin' before those
ladies start lookin', huh?
406
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,618
Throw your back into it.
That's it.
407
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,752
One leg if you got it.
That's the spirit.
408
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,928
All right, all right.
Hey, here's an idea.
409
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,887
Let's try and
leave the ground.
Okay.
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