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[BLOWS HORN]
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[GIGGLES]
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I'm glad you're here.
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Hey, see if you can guess
what this sound is.
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-[BLOWS HORN]
-[GIGGLES]
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Huh?
It's a love boat
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dropping an anchor
in the harbor of your heart.
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[GIGGLES]
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Hey, I went to this killer
bike ride last night, right?
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I met the dude of your dreams.
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DANA: Hmm.
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So, in your opinion, the dude
of my dreams is a biker.
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Totally!
[GIGGLES]
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Hey, when I picture
the two of you together
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I see sparks flying. Huh?
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-Maybe you're having a stroke.
-Yeah. I wish.
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[GIGGLES]
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No, this is gonna be great.
I can see it now.
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You'll be cruising
on the back of his hog
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the wind flowing
through your hair
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his name tattooed
across your butt,
just styling.
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Ha! Huh?
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Cody, as much as I love
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to see myself
on the back of somebody's hog,
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I don't think so.
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Whoa.
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Color me disappointed, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
Man!
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And I thought you'd jump
at the chance
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to have a date with Brad Pitt.
[SCOFFS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Brad Pitt?
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[BIKE ENGINE RUMBLING]
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Cody, wait!
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Cody, wait!
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're putting
it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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So, Rich,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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Uh, watch a little tube?
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Ah. Too boring.
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-Uh, bowling?
-It's too tiring.
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Ugh, man!
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Must be something
a couple of studs like us
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can do tonight.
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I got it, man.
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French kiss.
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I'm outta here.
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Not us, you moron.
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I figure, we could go
scrounge up a couple of babes
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and go see that movie,
French Kissat the drive-in.
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We'll be French kissing
at the drive-in.
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Yeah. When the girls see
Kevin Kline's movie star face
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they'll get totally hot.
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-Ah!
-Uh, uh, uh.
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Couple of love machines
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named J.T. Lambert
and Rich Halke!
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-Yeah!
-[BOTH GRUNTING]
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-They'll love us! Yes!
-Yes!
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Okay, guys.
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The moment we've all
been waiting for.
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The new Victoria's Secret
online catalog.
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[KEY CLACKING]
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Whoa!
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Yes!
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Gentlemen,
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welcome to
the spring collection.
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-Hi, boys.
-Oh...
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So, as you can see,
the high-resolution screen
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gives you more pixels per inch.
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in cyber space
than the Wonderbra.
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Man, how do they always know
when we're having fun?
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It's a mom thing,
'cause they got, like
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radar in their female parts.
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Yeah, moms are a real drag.
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Tell me about it.
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Geez, even the kids
on Full House
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get to stay out
later than that.
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Come on!
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Oh, you think that's bad?
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In fact, last week,
when I was trying on pants
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you know what she yelled out
so the whole store could here?
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"Sweetie, make sure there's
plenty of room in the crotch."
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-It's the worst!
-Oh, it gross.
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Mmm. Hey, wait, I got an idea.
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Let's go see that
new horror movie tonight.
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-You know, Blood Fest 4?
-Oh, yeah.
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I heard they got real footage
of a guy's head exploding
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and everybody eats his brain.
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-Awesome!
-Yeah.
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-Uh, Mom?
-Yeah.
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Oh, great.
What're you gonna see?
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Blood Fest 4.
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Blood Fest 4?
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Is that the one
where the guy's head explodes
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and they eat his brain?
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I don't think so.
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Why? There's no sex in it.
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Well, excuse me,
but I just happen to think
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that cannibalism is sick.
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Earth to Mom, it's a movie.
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Hello.
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Goodbye.
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Man, she shot you down.
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Yeah.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, like your mom's gonna
let you go.
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His mom wouldn't even
let him see Little Mermaid
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'cause Ariel had
too much cleavage.
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[BOTH SNICKERING]
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Hey, man, speaking of cleavage,
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your mom's kind of a babe.
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Oh, shut up!
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So, honey, that's why Second
and Ten is a passing down.
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Tomorrow's walk, we're gonna
talk about the nickel defense.
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-Hi, honey.
-Frank.
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Do you still happen to have
that tool belt in your truck?
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Sure, I do. Why?
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I want you to staple
Mark's mouth shut.
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He used to be so polite.
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All he says to me now is,
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"Duh! Earth to mom. Hello."
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He treats me like
I'm some kind of idiot.
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Oh, Carol, he is 14 years old,
and you're his mother.
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To him you're an idiot.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means that Mark is at an age
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when he wants to break away
from his mother.
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It's all part
of nature's plan, honey.
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Now, take wolves.
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When a young male wolf cub
reaches puberty
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he wants to leave the den.
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Wants to make it on his own,
run with the big wolves
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pee on things.
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Oh, well, I hate
this teenage boy stuff.
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You know, the other day,
I took Mark shopping for pants
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I ask him one little,
innocent question
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he practically bit my head off.
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Oh, no, honey,
you didn't ask him
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if there was room
in the crotch, did you?
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Well, it's important.
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[SCOFFS] Take some advice
from me, okay?
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For the rest of Mark's life
don't mention his crotch.
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I'm serious. He said he could
get me a date with Brad Pitt.
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I don't know how he knows him,
it's Cody.
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I mean, a couple of months ago
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he was playing foosball
with Nelson Mandela.
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He... He knows people.
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[DOORKNOB RATTLES]
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Hey-hey. And I'm on
to let you too, dude.
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-Cody!
-Hey-hey.
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-Hello.
-Hey.
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Um, ahem, I was wondering
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if we could talk
a little bit more
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about that guy that you said
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you wanted to set me up with.
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Oh. You mean Brad Pitt?
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[GIGGLES]
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All right.
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about the guy from the movie
Legends of the Fall?
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[GASPS]
Dude, do you know him?
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Cody, Brad Pitt is
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only the sexiest man
in America.
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Oh, [LAUGHS] I'm not
really into guys, you know?
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But, he does have
a certain je ne sais quoi,
huh?
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So, you, you really think
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that you could get me
a date with Brad Pitt?
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Totally! Hey, the Pittmeister
would be totally stoked, man.
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Hey, when I showed him
your picture
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he'd die with a smile
on his face.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Whoa.
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Who am I
to disappoint Brad Pitt?
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[GIGGLES]
That's what I said.
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[SCREAMING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[FRENCH ACCENT] Hey, J.T.,
you ready for
a little French Kiss?
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Yeah.
What're you doing here?
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I thought we were gonna,
you know
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I am here to pick up my date.
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Hi, Rich. I'll be right down.
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Uh, you think you're taking
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my little sister
to the drive-in?
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Yeah. Man, I hadn't
seen her in a while.
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She is so choice.
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-She's choice, huh?
-Yeah, man.
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-She's choice?
-Yeah.
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-You're dead!
-[SCREAMING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Get off me!
Get off me.
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[SCREAMS]
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What is your problem?
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My problem is you're trying
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Hey, it's not my fault!
She picked me up at the mall!
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And another thing,
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she's got
one hot little bod.
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-Oh, man, you are dead, man.
-What?
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-What?
-You are dead...
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Stop! Just stop it!
What're you doing?
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What?
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Yeah, that's because he is.
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Oh-ho, really?
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Well, then, uh,
I'm gonna talk to you
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in the kitchen, miss.
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Excuse me,
big brother's calling.
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Al, you are not going
to the drive-in with this guy.
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[SCOFFS]
Yeah? Says who?
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Says me.
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Do you know what goes on
in a drive-in?
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It's just an excuse for a guy
to make out with a girl.
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I know.
That's why I wanna go.
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Oh, man, you are sick.
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The guy is way too old
for you, anyways.
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[SCOFFS]
He's 18, I'm 16.
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What is the big deal?
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What's the big deal, huh?
What's the big...
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The big deal is that
the guy is a pervert.
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That's the big deal.
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He is not.
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Al, all guys are perverts.
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with disgusting,
sleazy thoughts.
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If you looked
inside my head right now
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do you know what you'd find?
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A big empty hole?
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Yes!
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A hole waiting to be filled
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with disgusting,
sleazy thoughts.
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Why do you think
I'm going to the drive-in?
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Wait a minute,
so, it's okay
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for you to go to the drive-in
and make out with someone
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but it's not okay for me?
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Yes. Now, you're getting it.
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Good, good, look,
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I'm gonna go in there
and tell Rich
256
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,966
he's gonna have to
find another girl, okay?
257
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:50,057
-Good.
-No. No. It's not okay.
258
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:53,321
J.T., I'm going
to the drive-in
whether you like it or not.
259
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,453
I am not done with you yet,
young lady.
260
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,543
Young lady? Young lady!
261
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,547
Man, this is pathetic.
262
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,639
We're stuck hanging out
in your garage
263
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,033
Yeah, it's... It's like
they get some sort of kick
264
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,643
out of making us miserable.
265
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,778
Hey, guys.
266
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,388
I found something
in my dad's desk
267
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,217
that's gonna turn this
into a real party.
268
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:23,046
Hey, is it that
Snap-on tools calendar?
269
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,570
-Hey, come on.
-No, better.
270
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,575
Cigars?
271
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,969
Awesome!
272
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,624
Yeah, my dad smokes them
with his friends all the time.
273
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,018
He looks really cool.
274
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,933
Hey, I don't know about this.
275
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,196
I mean, um, our moms
will be pretty upset
276
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,067
if they knew
we were smoking cigars.
277
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,243
Yeah, you're right.
Let's do it!
278
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,679
Yeah!
279
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,473
This is so cool.
280
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,475
[ALL COUGHING]
281
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,784
I think I'm getting hair
on my back already.
282
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,054
Hey, honey,
you want a brownie?
283
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:18,232
No. No, no, no.
284
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,451
No chocolates for me.
Uh-uh.
285
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,062
Well, I think
you look wonderful.
286
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,238
But, if you feel you need
to lose a few pounds
287
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,717
then I'll support you.
288
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,380
I know how hard it must be
for you to give up brownies
289
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,642
'cause they're your favorite.
[CHUCKLES]
290
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,428
I'm proud of you.
291
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,518
[MUMBLING]
292
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,350
You are pathetic.
293
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,269
-[GROANING]
-Hey, Mark, how is it going?
294
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,488
I feel so sick.
295
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,752
Mark, what's wrong with you?
296
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,276
I'll tell you all about it.
297
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,800
But first, I gotta go upstairs
and call Ralph
298
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,323
on the big white phone.
299
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,245
Did he smell like cigar smoke?
300
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,596
Yep, looks like wolf boy
locked himself on to a stogy.
301
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,864
Well, that does it,
I'm gonna go
302
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,735
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Honey, honey.
303
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,911
I think maybe this is
something that
I should handle.
304
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,350
Because Mark and I
have a lot in common.
305
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,135
Like what?
306
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,841
[WATER GURGLING]
307
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,283
Oh, Dad, you should've seen it.
308
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,373
Mark just barfed 13 times
in less than a minute.
309
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,638
I'm gonna go tell Cody.
310
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,600
[MARK GROANING]
311
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:06,818
How you doing, Mark?
312
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
Not so good.
313
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,649
I think I just saw something
I ate last year.
314
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,568
Smoked a cigar tonight,
didn't you?
315
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,180
Yeah, the whole nasty thing.
316
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,401
And why did you
do that, Mark?
317
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,620
I don't know.
318
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,146
I was with the guys,
and our moms
319
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,887
never let us do anything.
320
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,500
I guess we thought
it'd be kind of cool.
321
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,850
Pretty stupid, huh?
322
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,289
No, not really.
323
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,986
It's all a part
of natures and wild.
324
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,336
Take wolves...
325
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,299
The young wolf cub wants to
break out on his own
326
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,475
but mama wolf
wants to carry him
around in her mouth
327
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,563
then the wolf pack--
328
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,956
-Frank?
-Huh?
329
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,479
I'm kinda dizzy.
330
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,437
Is there a point to all this?
331
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,485
Oh, yeah,
but the point is
332
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,791
that I know you're at an age
when you wanna
333
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,490
prove yourself to be a man.
334
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:13,233
But, Mark, there's gotta be
a better way to go about it
335
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,018
than smoking' cigars
and being sick all night.
336
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,194
Man, I hope so.
337
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,414
Tell you what, next week,
why don't I take you
338
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,111
and your buddies up
to the mountains, camping?
339
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,634
We'll do a bunch of guy stuff.
340
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,114
Really? Like what?
341
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,988
How'd you like to write
your name in the snow?
342
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,774
You mean,
you'll let us do that?
343
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,906
Yeah, initials first,
but we'll work our way up.
344
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,872
Thanks for asking me out, J.T.
345
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,787
I love French Kiss.
346
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,615
I've seen it 12 times.
347
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,573
[ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING
OVER DRIVE-THRU SPEAKERS]
348
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,532
Yeah, it's great.
349
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,926
Um, J.T., I don't want you to
350
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,928
um, take this the wrong way
351
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,670
but would you mind if I called
you Kevin, tonight?
352
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,979
Yeah, sure, whatever.
353
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,678
-Is something wrong?
-Uh, yeah.
354
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,942
Uh, it's chapped lips.
355
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,292
I'll be right back.
356
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,776
So, uh, how do you
like the movie?
357
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,738
Oh, it's, um, really romantic.
358
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,784
♪ Every moment of the year ♪
359
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,527
J.T.: Hey!
360
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,141
You guys okay
for snacks in here?
361
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:40,363
-We're fine.
-No, really.
362
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,061
They're really cool.
You gotta have one.
363
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,540
J.T., if you don't
get out of here
364
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,194
I'm gonna dip your pretzel
in salt.
365
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,853
All right, all right,
I can take a hint.
366
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,811
Geez, Louise, I'm gone.
367
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,467
God. I'm gone. Bye.
368
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,732
-Sorry.
-[SIGHS]
369
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,212
So, where were we?
370
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,132
about how romantic
the movie was.
371
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,222
Hey, Rich! Caught you, buddy.
372
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,876
Can I get you some nachos, huh?
373
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,966
Excuse me, I think I need
374
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,099
to have a little talk
with nacho boy.
375
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,886
-Come here!
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
376
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,367
Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey!
377
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,760
-Cut it out.
-No, J.T., you cut it out.
378
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,675
You know, I was just
about to kiss that guy.
379
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,374
Well, then I'm glad
I got here when I did.
380
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,337
You know, I have
a newsflash for you.
381
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,253
I'm not your
little sister anymore.
382
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,820
Gidget's got hooters.
383
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:54,133
Look, Al,
I know you're growing up
384
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,961
but it's,
it's just hard for me.
385
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,138
I mean, when I think of you
386
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,965
I see this little girl,
387
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,185
pigtails and roller skates
388
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,666
and she's still asking me
to put Flintstone Band-Aids
389
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,233
on her knee.
390
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,368
J.T., you know--
391
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,892
I know you're just
trying to lookout for me.
392
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,722
You're a really
good big brother.
393
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:25,076
But, I'm old enough
to make my own decisions.
394
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:34,434
Well, okay, Al,
I'll tell you what.
395
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,524
Uh, I'll deal with the fact
396
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,960
that you're old enough
to make out with a guy
397
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,135
as long as you do three things.
398
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,182
Don't tell me about it.
399
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,096
Don't do it in front of me.
400
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,577
And please, try not to
enjoy it too much.
401
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,712
I'll do my best.
402
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,410
All right then,
I guess we better
get back to our dates, huh?
403
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,942
I don't think they miss us.
404
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,131
It's quite a fetching fragrance
405
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,785
you're wearing there,
Ms. Dana Burger.
406
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,531
It's called "Seduction."
407
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,316
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
408
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,404
[DOORBELL RINGS]
409
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,970
Oh, there he is.
410
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:35,886
The sexiest man
in America, huh?
411
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,061
[GIGGLES]
412
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,238
All right there, Ms. Dana Burger
413
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,197
prepare to
meet your dreamboat.
414
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,808
-Hey there.
-Hey, what's happening, dude?
415
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,594
-All right.
-Cool, huh?
416
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,812
[CODY GIGGLES]
417
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,296
Dana Burger, meet Brad Pit.
418
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,081
You, uh, might wanna move over
to your left a little bit
419
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,170
you know, so he can see you
with his good eye, you know?
420
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,302
[CHUCKLES]
421
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,480
-Ah!
-Cody?
422
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,266
You said you knew Brad Pitt
423
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,485
from Legends of the Fall!
424
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,139
Oh, yeah, that's him.
425
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:14,490
Uh, he played
dead body number three.
426
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,971
I bet you're confusing me
with that wimpy little fellow
427
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,321
who was in People Magazine.
428
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,715
See, he spells
Pitt with two Ts.
429
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,847
Mine's just P-I-T.
430
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,633
You know, like
peach pit or armpit.
431
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,855
Well, I know you two lovebirds
432
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,944
are just aching
to get out on the town.
433
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,119
[CHUCKLES]
434
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,251
Have fun.
435
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,384
So, uh...
436
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,168
How's about you and me
heading' to the drive-in
437
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,474
and seeing' French Kiss?
438
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,392
[SCREAMING]
439
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,091
Man, she's so excited.
440
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,875
[BOTH LAUGH]
441
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,399
Man, this is working out
better than I thought.
442
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:54,661
[LAUGHS]
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