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Thanks for organizing
this study group, Dana.
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I'm just glad it's a quiet day
around here.
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[AIR HORN TOOTING]
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Hey, yo, dudes,
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check out my new cheese hat,
man, and my air horn.
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I got them
for the football games
at school.
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[AIR HORN TOOTS]
[CODY LAUGHS]
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Pretty, cool, huh?
[LAUGHS]
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Cody, um, would you please
get your air horn and
your cheese head out of here?
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Okay? This is a study group.
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Whoa.
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The Dana burger
and The Brainiacs, huh.
[LAUGHS]
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Hey, wow, that would be
a pretty cool name for a band.
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You guys should like go on tour,
like trash
a bunch of motel rooms. [LAUGHS]
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Cody, uh, we're trying
to study for a test.
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Tchyeah, well, I didn't mean
like right now. [LAUGHS]
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So, what are you guys studying?
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Uh, philosophy.
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Get outta here!
I'm in that class, too.
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We know.
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It's hard to miss someone
waving his arms and screaming,
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"Professor, dude!
I'm all over this one!
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"Tchyeah!"
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Tchyeah. [LAUGHS]
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Dana, I got a killer idea.
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Why don't you let me in
your study group?
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[LAUGHS]
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Cody, uh, you know,
that would be
a slice of heaven,
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but unfortunately,
we are full.
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But, I can put you
on the waiting list though.
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Righteous. Hey.
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And to show you
how much I appreciate that,
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I am going to let you
wear my cheese hat.
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[LAUGHS]
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Cool, now you're the Dana burger
with cheese. [LAUGHS]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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Oh, hi, honey.
No time for breakfast.
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I'm running late.
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Frank, I need to talk to you
about something important.
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Uh, did I forget to put
the toilet seat down?
Honey, I'm sorry.
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No, it's,
it's a lot more important
than that.
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Well, can't it wait, honey?
I'm really running late.
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I think I'm pregnant.
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[COUGHS]
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What's the matter, Daddy?
Did something go down
the wrong pipe?
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[STILL COUGHING]
You could say that.
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Well, next time,
you should be more careful.
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Yeah.
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Carol, you think
you're pregnant?
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Now, how did this happen?
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Well, you should know.
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You were there, yelling
"Yabba dabba do!"
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I know how it happened,
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but I thought
we were taking precautions.
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Well, we are, but nothing
is a hundred percent sure,
except abstinence.
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And, we can't seem
to work that out.
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A baby? Oh.
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I'm too old to have a baby.
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You're too old?
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Well, I'll tell you what, Frank,
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just to help you out,
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I'll carry this one.
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I'll even throw in
the morning sickness,
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and the stretch marks,
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and the breast feeding.
Anything to help you out.
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I'm sorry, okay?
Now listen,
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well, maybe
you're not even pregnant.
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Yeah, you're right.
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No sense getting all crazy
until we find out for sure.
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You know, maybe we should
buy one of those
home pregnancy tests.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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You know, I'm really backed up
at the beauty shop today.
Could you pick one up?
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[STUTTERING] Me go down
the women's aisle?
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Carol, you know how I feel
about that.
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Feminine hygiene
is no place for a man.
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Oh, Frank, grow up.
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Okay, okay, I'll get it,
I'll get it.
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But I'm gonna wear
my tool belt.
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Just so there's no mistaking
which side of the aisle I'm on.
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Uh, JT,
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um,
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do you know Kevin Lewis?
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Oh, sure. He lives
down the street.
He's a great guy.
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He tells the funniest jokes.
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Good, 'cause I'm going out
on a date with him tonight.
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No way. The guy's a pig.
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Well, I thought you just said
he was a great guy.
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Well, yeah,
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that was before I knew
you were going out with him.
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Now he's slime.
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You know,
you're not helping me here.
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This is my first real date
and I'm kind of nervous.
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I could really use your advice.
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Look, Al, here's my advice.
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"Stay away from guys." Okay?
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We're all scum.
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Do you know
what goes on in my mind
when I'm out on a date?
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It's disgusting.
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You know, this is the last time
I come to you for advice.
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Well, good, because I don't want
to hear about you
or your sex life ever again.
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Uh, hey, you guys busy?
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I am, 'cause I'm doing my nails,
but Dana's just doing
her homework.
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What's the problem, Al?
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Well, I hate asking
you guys anything,
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but, uh, JT went psycho on me,
so I've got no choice.
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I'm kind of nervous
because I'm going
on my first real date tonight.
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A date? [GIGGLES]
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[GIGGLING] Oh, Al,
this is so exciting.
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I just knew one day,
you'd shed that tomboy cocoon
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and emerge as the butterfly
of a woman you are. [GIGGLES]
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Welcome to my world. [GIGGLES]
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I knew this was a bad idea.
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No, no, it's going
to be great.
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Now pay careful attention
because I'm going
to explain to you
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"the art of dating."
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Oh, God.
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Anyway, the secret to dating
is letting a guy think
he's in charge,
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when in fact, the woman
is running the whole show.
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The first date
is the most important.
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That's when you agree
with everything he says.
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Then, he falls hopelessly
in love with you and you can
control him forever
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or until you find
someone better.
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Al, come here.
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You're not buying this drivel,
are you?
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Well, Karen does seem
to be popular with boys.
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Look, there is no secret
to dating, alright?
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Just be yourself, you know?
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And if you don't like
what a guy has to say,
set him straight.
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Tell him what you think.
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And if the idiot
still disagrees,
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do not back down.
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Stick to your guns.
Get in his face,
if you have to.
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I'm beginning to see
why you get dumped
all the time.
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I'm all yours, Karen.
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Right.
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Now, there are three
magic phrases that let the guy
think he's in charge.
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Number one:
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"That is a great idea."
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Number two:
"Why didn't I think of that?"
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And the clincher:
"Wow, you are so smart."
[GIGGLES]
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[UNCERTAINLY]
Guys actually fall
for this?
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They eat it up with a spoon.
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Hi, Cody. Hi, honey.
Hey, Uncle Frank.
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Hey, dude, what'd you get
at the store?
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[EXCLAIMS] Stay away
from that sack!
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Whoa, major mood swing, huh?
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I think somebody took
one too many trips
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to the cappuccino bar,
huh, there, Uncle Frank?
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[WHISPERING] Hey,
I got the thing.
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Frank, it's a home
pregnancy test,
it's not an atomic bomb.
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Oh, Frank, you got
the wrong kind of test.
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I have to wait
until tomorrow morning
to take this one.
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Didn't you read the label?
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No.
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Honey, I flew through
that aisle, just knocked one
into the basket,
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then I went and bought
some duct tape so I could feel
like a man again.
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Well, great, now I have to wait
all day to find out
if there's good news.
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Good news? Are you saying
you hope you're pregnant?
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Well, I was thinking, you know,
it'd be kind of nice
if we had a baby.
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It would be something
that we made together.
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Couldn't we just build
a carport?
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Nice attitude, Frank.
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I'm sorry, honey, I don't mean
to sound negative, but...
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gee, I've been raising kids
for almost twenty years now,
I'm getting tired.
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I wanted to have
some time alone
with you
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while I still have my hair
and you still have your...
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...teeth.
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Frank, I know what you're trying
to say, but I miss having
a baby, you know?
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The way they feel
when you're holding them.
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The way they look up at you
so adoringly.
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The way they spit up
all over your shirt.
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Well, it doesn't really matter
what we think.
It's in God's hands now.
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You're a guy.
You know what I'm saying.
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Oh, Frank,
I'm so glad you're here.
[GIGGLES]
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I am proud to present
my latest creation.
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The new and improved
Miss Al Lambert. [GIGGLES]
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Wow. Al, I've never seen you
look so...
all grown up before.
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Yeah, and I look
pretty hot, too.
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00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,768
Now, Al, here's your purse
filled with the essentials
for your date.
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Lipstick, mirror, money,
and of course, a pencil
and paper
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in case a better looking guy
asks for your phone number.
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Thanks, Karen.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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That must be my date.
Dad, Dad,
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promise you're not going
to ask him
any embarrassing questions.
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Relax, pal,
I will be a cool Dad.
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Hey, Kevin.
Hi, Al.
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Uh, this is my Dad.
Kevin, come on in.
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And this is my sister, Karen.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Mr. Lambert, I just want you
to know I'll have Al
back by eleven.
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Fair enough. I just want you
to know, I have a very extensive
gun collection.
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How about ten thirty?
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Even better.
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He's kidding
about the gun collection.
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Oh, funny.
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Can we go?
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Sure, what do you want to do?
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How about a movie?
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[KAREN CLEARS THROAT]
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A movie?
That's a great idea.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Wow, you are so smart.
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[CONFUSED] Thanks.
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Well, uh, you guys
should probably run along now.
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Later, Dad. See ya, Karen.
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KAREN: Bye.
KEVIN: Bye.
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That is so strange.
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I've never seen Al suck up
to a guy like that before.
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Yeah. I taught her
everything she knows.
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Well, that explains a lot.
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This stinks. We spent
four days studying
for this stupid test.
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00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,829
How did we all get Cs.
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00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,614
Well, let's just see
what the professor
had to say.
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"Unoriginal, linear thought.
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00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,706
"Textbook definitions.
240
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,534
"Broad generalizations "
241
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,971
I can read.
242
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,581
Yes, but apparently,
you can't write.
243
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,148
[LAUGHS]
244
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,545
You know, I think
the professor's just trying
to scare us before mid terms.
245
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,243
I bet he didn't give out
any good grades.
246
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,769
Hey, yo, Dana,
check it out.
247
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,032
I got an "A"
on my Philosophy test.
248
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,077
Yeah, buddy.
249
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,994
I'm wearing my cheese hat
to celebrate.
250
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:48,262
Once again, Lady Luck
spits in my face.
251
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,178
Whoa. Hey, you know,
you ought to be more careful
who you hang out with.
252
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,963
So how did you guys do?
253
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,356
We all got "C's."
254
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,099
My God. How'd that happen?
[GUFFAWS]
255
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,929
Man,
256
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,756
everybody in my study group
got an "A."
257
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,153
What do you mean,
"your study group?"
258
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,807
Well, when you guys
were all filled up,
you know,
259
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,809
I decided to form
my own think tank.
260
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,376
Yeah, we're meeting
in my van right now.
261
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,467
Any chance I can join
your study group, Cody?
262
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,860
CODY: Sure.
263
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,774
Uh, yeah, uh,
I want to join, too.
264
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,821
Hey, come on along, man.
The more, the merrier.
[GUFFAWS]
265
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,129
Hey, so, uh, Dana,
266
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,740
you want to join
the "A Team," huh?
267
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,829
I'll let you wear my cheese hat.
268
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,178
[GROANS]
269
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,224
Yeah, buddy. [GUFFAWS]
270
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:40,488
Come on, we need
your smiling face
to brighten up the van.
271
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,576
[GUFFAWS]
272
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,798
All right, anything
for an "A."
273
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,540
[GUFFAWING] Yeah, dudesie!
All right.
274
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:52,979
[GUFFAWS]
275
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,724
You're a woman.
Why do you keep doing this
to me?
276
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,472
Hey, you want to come in
for a soda?
277
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,561
Uh, no, thanks,
it's getting late.
278
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,085
You're right.
279
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,522
I should probably
be heading home.
280
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,872
You're right again.
But, hey, you've been right
about everything all night.
281
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,179
Sure.
282
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:21,921
I had a good time tonight.
283
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,706
Yeah.
284
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,316
Well, um, I'll see you.
285
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,361
When?
286
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,322
Look, Al,
287
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,760
I don't want to hurt
your feelings, but I don't think
we'll be going out again.
288
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:36,848
This just didn't work out.
289
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,678
What do you mean?
290
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,292
When I asked you out,
you seemed different
291
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,904
like you had your own opinions
and you really stuck by them.
292
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,472
But, all you've done tonight
is agree with everything
I've said.
293
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,998
You're right.
I mean, you're wrong.
294
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,261
I can be different, honest.
295
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:01,395
Look, it'll be better
the next time we go out.
296
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,874
I don't think
there's going to be
a next time, Al.
297
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,095
No hard feelings, okay?
It's no big deal.
298
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,279
Yeah, it's no big deal.
299
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,982
♪ Hush little baby,
don't say a word
300
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,679
♪ Momma's gonna buy you a-- ♪
301
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,205
Hi, honey.
302
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,251
Hi, Carol.
303
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,166
What's the matter?
Didn't your date go well?
304
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,039
[SIGHS] He dumped me.
305
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,737
Oh.
306
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,478
Oh, I'm so sorry.
307
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,569
You know, I don't get it.
308
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,137
I did exactly what Karen
told me to do.
309
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,879
Oh, no, not the three
magic phrases.
310
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,664
Yeah.
311
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,754
Being dumped is the pits.
312
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,843
No wonder Dana's so crabby
all the time.
313
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,980
Al, why were you trying
to be like Karen?
314
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,069
Did you think about
just being yourself?
315
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,593
You know,
316
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,422
everybody says,
"Be yourself."
317
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,644
But how am I supposed to do that
when I don't even know
who that is anymore?
318
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,386
You know, I look
in the mirror now,
319
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:23,259
my hips are curving
all over the place, my boobs
are popping out of my chest,
320
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,305
and my hormones
are completely out of control.
321
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,047
Face it, Carol,
322
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,266
I'm a mess.
323
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,311
Oh...
324
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,662
Al, you're not a mess,
325
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,708
you're just a girl
who's turning
into a woman.
326
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,667
Well, nobody asked me about it
and I'm not sure I like it.
327
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,368
You know, I used to watch
the Packers and think,
328
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:49,329
man, that linebacker
plays great defense.
329
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:53,072
Now I watch and think,
man, that linebacker's got
a great butt.
330
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,162
Number 58?
331
00:17:58,947 --> 00:17:59,948
Yeah.
332
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,037
You've got good taste.
333
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,695
Look, Al, it's not easy
being a fifteen year old girl.
334
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,219
You're going through
so many changes.
335
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,221
And, I don't mean
just your body.
336
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,572
It's your emotions,
it's the way you look
at the world, everything.
337
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,400
Man, it's really confusing.
338
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,142
I know, I know.
But just hang in there.
339
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,144
I promise, everything
will work out.
340
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,798
And on the days
that you don't think it will,
come to me.
341
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,626
We'll talk, we'll work it out
together, okay?
342
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,150
Thanks, Carol.
Okay.
343
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,717
[KISSES]
344
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,069
Uh, Carol...
345
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,333
you know...
346
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,421
you're a really great mom.
347
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,423
Hm.
348
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,731
[SIGHS]
349
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,515
I hope so.
350
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,182
Frank?
351
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,097
Yeah?
352
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,012
Do you realize,
in the next few seconds,
we're going to find out
353
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:07,102
something that can change
the rest of our lives?
354
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,539
Well, now wait a minute, honey.
355
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:13,021
Whether or not we have a baby,
the rest of our lives
is going to be wonderful.
356
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,241
[BELL DINGS]
357
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,205
[SIGHS]
358
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,338
I can't look.
Would you go in there?
359
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,382
Sure, sure.
360
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,343
[STUTTERING] I don't have
to touch it, do I?
361
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,564
I'll, I'll go.
362
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,444
Uh, Carol,
363
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,491
I'm sorry, honey,
it's negative.
364
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,755
Oh.
365
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,715
Okay.
366
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,847
I guess we're not going
to have a baby after all.
367
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,328
Oh, no, honey,
368
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,418
here, here, here.
369
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,898
[SNIFFLES]
370
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,770
Come on now,
I know you're disappointed,
371
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,511
but look at the bright side
of things
372
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,384
I mean, in a few years,
the kids'll be grown up,
373
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,648
and we can do all those things
we've always dreamed of, huh?
374
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,563
Like taking a cruise
to Alaska,
375
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,566
the wine tasting
in the Napa Valley,
376
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,177
sunbathing on the nude beaches
in the Riviera.
377
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,531
Frank, I don't remember
having that dream.
378
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,147
That was probably one of mine.
379
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,630
But it's gonna be even better
with you in it.
380
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,024
Yeah, especially,
if I still have my...
381
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:44,852
...teeth.
382
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,073
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
383
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,510
Come in.
384
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,859
Mom, can I borrow
some conditioner?
385
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:52,947
Sure, go ahead.
386
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,733
Carol, I have a great idea.
387
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,866
Let's, you and I, drive up
to that inn on the lake, huh?
388
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,737
And, have a romantic dinner.
Just the two of us.
389
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,130
Oh, That sounds great.
390
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,218
Okay.
391
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,353
Mom, I can't believe this.
You're pregnant?
392
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,007
Oh, no, it was
just a false alarm.
393
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,705
No, it wasn't. It's blue.
394
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,663
Blue means you're pregnant.
395
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,752
No, Dana. It doesn't.
396
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,627
It says on the box,
right here.
397
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,281
"Blue means you're pregnant."
398
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,678
[STUTTERING] What happened
to the word "not?"
399
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,030
Frank.
400
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,989
Do you know
what this means?
401
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,991
We're gonna have a baby.
402
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,256
We're gonna have
a baby.
403
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,259
Ah.
404
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,957
Oh, God,
we're gonna have a baby.
405
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,309
Oh, I am so happy.
406
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:52,920
Ah.
407
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,579
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