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She's not really around anyone.
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Did you kill her?
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I would not put it past him.
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It's a fair question.
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Guys, you're gonna
incriminate yourself.
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Are you serious?
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It is too fast-paced.
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- Yes, that's...
- There's nothing wrong with that.
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- That's not your thing.
- These guys are going to Ibiza.
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- Okay, let me just say right there...
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You can't drag this man
to a phone party in Ibiza.
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It's not... These two things
don't go together.
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- It's not fair proposition.
- Actually. Actually, no, no, no,
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I had this memory
of you in a bathtub
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in the Little Mermaid dress
that I had.
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Yes. Yes.
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Handmade and beautiful.
My god, it was so gorgeous.
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And he was, like, laid out
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and force him into this dress.
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He was so chubby that I had to
like squish his body down
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- but his boobs things get popping up.
- My god!
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He had like boobs.
He had cleavage from it.
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And I had this whole photoshoot.
It was amazing.
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- You have photos of that, cierto?
- I have photos of it.
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I had... I tell you what, Leon,
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this guy, when he was little,
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every single photograph
in our album
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with his skinny soft
outrageous Disney outfit that...
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Yes. Always a dress.
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Once a little bracelet.
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She's been a producer
for 30 years.
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- It's insane. She's always
been a producer. - Yes
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Jen used to leave me lists on the bed
and she went to school.
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What she wanted me to
make that ready for her.
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Don't even get me
started with the lists.
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I have a checklist of,
like, 10 things I've
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to hit before I'm allowed
to leave the house.
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- I would never do it if I didn't...
- I swear to God.
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I call her the Enforcer.
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- She's the Enforcer.
- Yes, that's true.
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Yes, I...
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No, but, the Enforcer is phenomenal
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when you're at a
restaurant and your name
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has somehow disappeared from the list
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or you've been waiting for 40 minutes
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and everyone's like,
"I guess we should go somewhere else."
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You send in the Enforcer.
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- Yes.
- And things get done.
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You get a table, you get free apps,
you might get free dessert.
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And then she'd be like,
"Yes, I did it! Yes!"
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- She loves it. She loves it.
- I love it.
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The problem is...
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The problem lies herein
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when you become the enforced.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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Because I think I'm literally
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one week away from being
dressed in a mermaid outfit
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and I've been photographed
in a foam bath.
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Is that where I'm going?
I need to be prepared.
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Kind of just sounds
like you're a fucking cuck.
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What's a cuck?
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- He's a... He's pussy whipped.
- Fuck off, Frankie!
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That's fucking disgusting.
Don't ever say that again.
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Are you serious?
We were...
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Fucking we're just talking.
We're just joking.
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We're not joking.
It's not a joke!
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It's a disgusting thing to say and
I don't want to fucking hear that again.
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Apologize for him.
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Don't talk to him like
he's a two-year-old.
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Don't... I'm talking to
my brother right now.
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Don't talk to him like
he's a two-year-old.
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If you wanna apologize
you apologize.
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It's not a cool thing to say,
Frankie. Say sorry.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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Would anybody like a drink?
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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Yes. Yes.
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It wasn't
a very cool thing to say.
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What?
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Don't make me feel like
I did something bad here.
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He's the one who act...
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I wanna go to the toilet.
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- Are you kidding me?
- Yes!
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- No, I'm not.
- He called me a cuck.
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-Yes, I know he called you a cuck.
-And you play over-the-top
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with that bullshit. And you
embarrassed the shit out of me.
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And basically proved his point.
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- Plus you fucking... What?
- You embarrassed me.
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You can't talk to him like that.
He's your family.
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You're treating him like a 19-year-old
production minion at your work.
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You called me the Enforcer
in front of my family.
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This fucking thing that I hate.
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I told you
I don't like that name.
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- Fine. Fine.
- It's so demeaning.
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I meant it as a compliment.
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Thank... Thank you.
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So every time
I have a fucking opinion
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or an idea that's not yours,
I'm the Enforcer.
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That's so nice of you.
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Thank you, sir.
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I'll never say it again.
I'll never say it again.
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Thank you. I'm a fucking
woman and you're
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scared of me having a fucking
opinion. So you belittle me.
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- Yes, that's exactly what it is.
- We love you. Okay?
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We're not trying to
fucking take you down!
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This isn't a takeover.
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What the fuck?
We're not your nemesis.
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Leon, love isn't about calling
people out on their shit.
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Don't tell me what
love is about. Don't...
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Please do. 'Cause it sounds
like bullying to me.
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It sounds like shit
my dad used to say.
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My god.
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My god.
That's what you think.
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You think I'm the...
My, God.
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You... You want me
to be your mom, man.
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That's what you want.
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No, I want you to back the fuck off!
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I want you to learn how to back up.
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I back off with you
all the fucking time.
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I back up.
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I back up all the fucking time.
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You don't back off with anybody.
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That's your whole M.O.
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Is, I don't back off.
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What happened to
my grandpa's painting?
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- Yes.
- Where is it?
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Am I on trial?
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Can I have my lawyer?
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Can I have my fucking
lawyer with me?
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It's, like, why aren't the dishes done?
Why do I have to do that?
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I work all day long
and I come home and
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you're still in front of the fucking TV
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- doing nothing.
- Todo bien. Okay. Painting.
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-You're tired. You're always tired.
-Let me make the checklist.
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- And I'm the one who's been
working all day. - Tired.
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- And you're tired?
- What bout hungover?
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- Let's go with that one too.
- And I made dinner then your you.
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Let me talk to my lawyer first
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because I don't want things
to be used against me in a court of law.
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- 'Cause I realized...
- Leon. Leon, I'm serious.
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I'm fucking serious.
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- I'm trying to cuck this up
real good.
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I'm trying to cuck it up
real good.
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So, don't... No, come here.
Come here.
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Dishes, laundry, painting,
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uh, hungover on weekends.
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What else we got?
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Yes, I know...
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Look, I don't
like me either, okay?
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I don't Look, I don't like myself either
I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
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I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what... I don't know.
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That motherfucker
should be out here.
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We're here because your
brother called me a cuck
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loudly at a restaurant
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- in public.
- I know. I know.
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- It's insanity.
- Yes.
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- It's total insanity.
- It's crazy.
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- I'm tired, okay.
- Yes.
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- My brain hurts.
- Yes.
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It's been three and a half days.
Esta bien? Okay?
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Like, we, we got...
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three hours
and thirty nine minutes
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until the train leaves.
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Perhaps instead of doing this
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- we could drink two beers.
- Okay.
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- And then just like, get to the train.
- Yes.
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- Does that sound okay?
- Yes.
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- I love you.
- I know it.
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Okay. Okay?
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We're okay, Cierto?
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Yes, of course, we're okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Yo, where the fuck is Jess?
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I don't know.
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- Where's Jess?
- Just over there.
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You have entered
the naughty zone.
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No. No.
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No, I'm in the work zone.
How did you find me?
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- I've got to get this done for finals.
- I don't give a fuck.
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You never give a fuck.
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You've got work to do too, man.
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It's Friday, bitches.
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Naughty zone.
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- Man.
- It's gone right through me.
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- Give me some more.
- You need some more?
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Sweet, here we go.
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Do you want some of this?
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I don't think he does.
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Drugs on run!
Drugs on run!
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I saw it today.
It was so good.
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I don't know.
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The coat, the design, I love it.
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- Really?
- I think it's fucking genius.
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I think it's... It's...
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It's very you.
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And it's very fucked up but
that's what I love about it.
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Talking about football.
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Stats about football, guys.
Where they grew up?
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He's so fucking boring.
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Well, I turn it up.
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Whenever I fucking running across the pitch
I was like, "Fuck, it's like theater."
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It's like fucking theater.
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He sent me a text the
other day that was like,
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- um, "I miss you."
- What the fuck?
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And I was like, "I miss your penis.
That's about it."
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Warts are amazing.
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Truly, it's just the way it fits
into me. It's like,
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- And hits... Yes.
- A puzzle piece.
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God, but he's so boring.
I don't love him.
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What you need to
get out of that I mean like,
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- come on.
- I can't. I'm addicted.
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I wish you were my lover.
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I don't have what you
need, my darling.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Grab it on.
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Grab it.
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Come on.
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I gave it to you, girl.
But you can't handle it.
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You broke my vagina.
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I want the minced meat.
Right there.
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- Does it have fat in it?
- Yes.
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- Not lean?
- No.
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Good. Okay.
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- This one, yeah?
- That. Yes.
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Todo bien
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Would you like anything else?
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Fuck!
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I'm in a bit of a hurry.
But I'm good.
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Okay. Let's see
what we've got today.
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Yes. Yes, the Jackalope.
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Sorry.
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I haven't got any of that today.
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I've got some Strawberry Cough.
234
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And what I have got this
and you'll like it.
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I've got a little bit here
of lemon, uh,
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it's called Lemon Kush
and it is absolutely natural.
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- It's pure.
- I'm in.
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You made it. I'm in.
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- I'm in.
- 50?
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- Perfect.
- Okay.
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Can I pay you next week?
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I don't have any cash right now.
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- Okay, sure.
- Okay.
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- Thank you so much.
- Okay.
245
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,678
Okay, you wanna
smoke real quick?
246
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,013
- No, sorry.
- How about some lunch?
247
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,015
Sit down. I'm gonna
make you some pasta.
248
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,818
I'm making pasta
for my girlfriend tonight.
249
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,586
I'm surprising her.
250
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,890
You can be the guinea pig.
for girlfriend pasta.
251
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,563
Secret is, you got to
use the full-fat beef.
252
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,865
You can't use the lean beef,
it has to has fat
253
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,435
in the sauce, and my mom
is Italian so I know.
254
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,604
Well, that's...
You've gotta put sugar in too.
255
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,140
So you got
mindfulness stuff, cierto?
256
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,242
- Yes.
- What is that?
257
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:22,480
I think it's really about trying to bring
everything to the moment.
258
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,384
We spend so much time
kind of just stressed out.
259
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,287
You know, so much anxiety.
I mean, look at us.
260
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,825
I think it's important
to make some space.
261
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,593
And that's what I'm
trying to do.
262
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:40,832
We lose track of how we're feeling like
inside and what's going around us.
263
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,933
Is it good?
264
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,334
It's not great.
265
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,973
I feel like I... I kind of
266
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,541
have that space thing down.
267
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,078
- This is a nice way to spend
a few hours. - Yes, it is.
268
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,114
You feel me, dawg? You feel me?
269
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,616
Lot of people are stressed out
but like I...
270
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,151
I can sit here all day
271
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,688
and just watch clouds go by
and birds go by and stuff.
272
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,531
It may have transcended
a lot of levels that
273
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,000
a lot of people are
working on right now.
274
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,736
You know, like I may...
275
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,538
I probably only had sex like
276
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,375
3 or four times this year,
so far, it's like,
277
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,112
it's not a big deal,
you know, I feel like...
278
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,648
transcended that or something,
you know.
279
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,019
Maybe I'm an enlightened being.
280
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,255
Is that weird?
281
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,228
- So long.
- Okay.
282
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,048
Those balloons.
283
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,151
Lovely balloons.
284
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,942
Hi!
285
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,179
You're early.
286
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,747
My god!
287
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,916
What the fuck, you cooked?
288
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,251
What's with the lights, Leon?
289
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,752
Could you put
the record player on?
290
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,654
Smells weird.
291
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,157
Sorry, I... I got...
292
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,692
Can you... Just put
the record player on.
293
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,095
How come?
294
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,416
And sit in the chair.
295
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,168
In the middle chair... The chair
that's sitting there in the middle.
296
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:36,107
Jenna, some weird stuff
happened to me when you were gone.
297
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,448
What is going on?
298
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,890
Yes.
299
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,742
Stop.
300
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,577
Fucking breathing.
301
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,281
Breathing so much.
302
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,230
Too much gum?
303
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,999
This strip is too gummy.
304
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,300
We'll go with the gum.
305
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:16,240
Stop. Please.
My God.
306
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,109
No!
307
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,044
Fuck off. Ouch!
308
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,779
- Fuck!
309
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,148
- Fuck! Aw, fuck!
- Fuck!
310
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,583
Fuck!
311
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,585
Jesus!
312
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,388
- Jesus.
- What the fuck, man?
313
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,722
What?
314
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,092
I'm fucking going all out
and you're like wincing?
315
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,727
I'm just...
316
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,729
What?
317
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,436
What are you doing?
318
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,908
I'm going all out.
You're not giving me anything.
319
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,610
You're just...
320
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,162
What are you?
321
00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:56,959
- I was really guided.
- We're supposed to be having sex right now.
322
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,915
What?
323
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,283
Take the cue, man.
324
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,152
Pick up the fucking baton.
325
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,186
You asked me.
326
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,721
You said you want to
have sex more.
327
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,489
You want to be surprised.
328
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,225
So you... That's what this is.
329
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,361
Like, you're just like
wincing and shit.
330
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:14,465
I'm like, fucking dancing
my little heart out up here.
331
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,301
- And you're...
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
332
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,738
I'm like, fucking
release the doves and shit.
333
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,540
And you're just,
334
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,741
what are you doing back there?
You're just like...
335
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,511
I'm sorry. I had
so many cupcakes today.
336
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,880
Scott brought in cupcakes
337
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,283
for somebody's birthday.
338
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,219
I don't give a fuck about
cupcakes and Scott.
339
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,388
Is Scott going to
Japan with you?
340
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,775
Yes, I know.
341
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,359
- How do you know that?
- I know.
342
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,730
At fucking football with Pat,
and Pat was off-handedly mentioning
343
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,165
that you probably weren't
coming to Nice with everybody.
344
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,567
And I was like,
345
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,837
You know, in my head just
trying to figure out, yeah...
346
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,723
it's a bummer.
347
00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:59,244
I was like making up stories in my head
so I don't look like a fucking imbecile,
348
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,679
pathetic human
349
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,948
in front of my best friend.
350
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,953
When are you going?
351
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,524
-Are you? What... What's the deal?
-I am.
352
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,127
- What's the fucking deal?
- In two weeks, in two weeks I'm going.
353
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,496
Did you try and push it?
Did you try and...
354
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,232
I mean, could you leave from
Nice? It that possible?
355
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,767
You could come for 48 hours?
356
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,736
- I can't do anything.
- You can do 36 hours.
357
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,672
24 hours, fucking 18 hours
11 hours.
358
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,841
I can't, I have to be there
the whole time.
359
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,379
When were you gonna tell me?
360
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,717
Were you going to
just go to the airport with me
361
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,519
and then you go to Japan
and I go to Nice,
362
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,187
is that how this
was gonna unfold?
363
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,088
No, I was gonna tell you
this weekend, but,
364
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,724
I wasn't really excited to do that
365
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,727
because I felt like you were
gonna act like a fucking baby
366
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:53,130
and start making it
about you somehow.
367
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,865
And making this into a bad thing
368
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,735
as opposed to a really
fucking great thing for me.
369
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,638
I'm not a baby.
370
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,409
Fuck that shit. Esta bien. fuck it.
371
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:08,813
You don't fucking get to laugh.
You don't... You don't... You don't...
372
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,449
You don't get to that.
373
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,086
It's with Valine.
374
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,958
Shit.
375
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,897
You producing for Valine?
376
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,633
Yes.
377
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,501
Okay.
378
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:33,737
-Okay.
-That's great for you. Congrats.
379
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,239
Yes, it's really fucking great.
380
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,941
- You can't turn that down.
- No, I can't.
381
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,843
- No, you can't.
- Why would I do that?
382
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,361
Why would you do that?
383
00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:42,222
You're producing for Valine.
It's great.
384
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,084
Well, I'm co producing.
385
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,421
But it is great because I'm gonna
be right in there with her.
386
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,423
You know.
387
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,557
Talking through things,
seeing how she works.
388
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,995
And it's gonna be such an incredible
honor to be that close to her.
389
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,096
You know.
390
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,500
Out assisting for Valine?
391
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:08,707
Do you...
392
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,077
Do you know how to say
"coffee" in Japanese?
393
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:21,352
How do you say
"Wet wipes" in Japanese?
394
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,657
You'll need a lot of Tic Tacs.
395
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,729
Lot of fucking Tic Tacs.
396
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,866
I got a new girlfriend.
397
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:45,843
I love you.
I love the way you dance.
398
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,145
I love you, Leon.
399
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,647
I love everything about you.
400
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,419
I love your back fat.
401
00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,254
I love your hot back fat.
402
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,790
Get this bitch off of you.
403
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:00,958
You're my man.
404
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,260
You get off of that.
405
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,963
I'll kick this bitch's ass right now.
406
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:11,135
I'm the zombie.
I know. I know.
407
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,804
Zombie don't...
408
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,907
Zombie don't kiss.
409
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,109
- Zombie first kiss.
- I'm not playing.
410
00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:37,661
Sit down.
411
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,076
- Trust me
- No.
412
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,015
Don't.
413
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,123
I don't want to fuck you.
414
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,960
You like how it feels?
415
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:15,934
No.
416
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,044
No...
417
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,117
Come on. Give me this.
418
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,451
I really want this.
419
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,787
- I really want that.
- I don't.
420
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,395
Get off of me!
421
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,932
Fuck.
422
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:39,977
What did you do today?
423
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,279
Fucking loads.
424
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,152
I actually came to the UK
for the fashion course.
425
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,287
You know, it's one of
the best schools in the world.
426
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,322
What?
427
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,891
How do you own this?
428
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,253
- I don't own it.
- How is this...?
429
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,628
My god!
430
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,163
I have a flatmate.
We split it.
431
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,298
But he's only here two
or three nights a week.
432
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,800
Want some tea?
433
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,668
- Yes!
- Want some tea, darling?
434
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,637
Yes, please, darling.
435
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,972
How nice it is to hear
an American accent.
436
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,574
- Chamomile?
- Yes, please.
437
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,610
I just feel like very out of love
with it right now, you know.
438
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,913
I'm good at it-ish.
439
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,581
I'm good when I try really hard,
440
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,184
but it's not a natural thing
for me to be,
441
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,719
you know,
designing, necessarily.
442
00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,454
It kind of feels
I'm better at...
443
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,723
Like, I don't like to create.
444
00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,792
I don't like to create.
445
00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:31,628
Like, I don't like making
the thing up, necessarily.
446
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,930
I like to, you know,
447
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,498
I see it and I like it or I don't.
448
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,899
And I'm pretty good at doing that.
449
00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:37,701
I'm pretty good at like
putting things together.
450
00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,536
But I feel kind of,
I don't know, sick of it.
451
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,271
Just look through
whatever you want.
452
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:44,041
- ! Nudes.
- Don't mind me.
453
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:45,776
Just kidding.
454
00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,510
- I know a lot...
- No. Go ahead. Go ahead.
455
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,278
I know a lot now.
456
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,213
- You do?
- Yes.
457
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,113
Okay.
458
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:52,549
So what do you want to do?
459
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,685
I don't know.
Have some tea.
460
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:55,853
- Have a chat.
- No.
461
00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:56,920
What are you doing?
462
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,222
What are you gonna
do with all this?
463
00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,224
- What you gonna do with your mojo?
464
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,960
I'm going to, uh...
465
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:06,496
flounder around for another 10 years trying
to figure out what the fuck I wanna do.
466
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,732
And then not do it.
467
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,035
No, come on. Say it.
468
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:16,006
I want to do the thing that
I like doing, which is
469
00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,808
being with people and
470
00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:19,276
coordinating things.
I like that.
471
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,511
I'm good at that.
I'm very good at that.
472
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,513
Very efficient. I love
473
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,215
wrangling in, like... I like
474
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,118
seeing the thing but,
making it happen
475
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,289
without being the person who the pressure
is on to do the thing.
476
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,925
Yes. You're a producer.
477
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,398
Cierto?
478
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:47,237
You have to be very good
to be a producer.
479
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,272
It's not like...
480
00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,807
Look, I'm a real good judge
of character.
481
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,976
You're not gonna wait 10 years.
482
00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:55,145
You're gonna do
whatever you wanna do.
483
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,180
So you should probably
just do it now.
484
00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:59,349
- Like right now at this moment
right now? - Yes.
485
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,817
Starting now.
486
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,419
You're a producer.
487
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,323
Say, "I'm a producer."
488
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,493
- Yes
- See them.
489
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,264
I can't... I can't hear you.
490
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,899
I'm sorry. What is it that you do?
491
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,901
I'm a producer.
492
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,836
Did you say you're a producer?
493
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,405
Yes.
494
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,306
That's incredible.
495
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:25,175
Because I'm actually a photographer.
496
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,177
I mean, I make money
as a photographer's assistant
497
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,681
but I'm a photographer and I'm actually
doing a shoot next weekend
498
00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:31,882
and I need a producer.
499
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,350
Correcto.
500
00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,118
I'm dead fucking serious.
501
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,788
Would you produce my next shoot?
502
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:38,956
- Yes.
- No, no, no.
503
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,891
Erase that.
We're gonna go back in time
504
00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,926
and then you're gonna say
505
00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,428
"What kind of work do you do?"
506
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,129
What kind of work do you do?
507
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,131
I do shit work,
but you know what,
508
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,701
my next shoot is with
this incredible producer,
509
00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,803
her name is Jenna something.
510
00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,805
And it's gonna be fucking bomb.
511
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,441
Just gonna push you just like
slightly, not tickling at all.
512
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,810
- Just... Just...
- Good. 'Cause I hate tickling.
513
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,044
Makes me pee my pants.
514
00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:02,946
-Just a little tick.
Just like that.
515
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:05,115
We're gonna have
a karate fight now.
516
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,059
Your form is very lax.
517
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,729
I need the feet to go
strong and straight.
518
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:22,566
Yes! And taut and strong.
519
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,401
Strong and duck.
520
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:27,571
- Don't puke yet. Okay, let's...
- What's puke?
521
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,039
- Little faster.
- Throw up.
522
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,374
- Faster, faster, faster.
- You don't know what puke is?
523
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,377
- Yes, it's throw up.
- Puke is throw up.
524
00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:37,681
How do you spell "throw up" in Spanish?
525
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,282
Throw up in Spanish.
526
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,485
Throw uppo.
527
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,653
- Throw uppo.
- Throw uppo.
528
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,655
- Hi-ya!
- Hi-ya!
529
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,960
No!
530
00:33:49,962 --> 00:33:52,029
No, no, no you cannot
have these teeth.
531
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,997
I need my teeth.
532
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,565
I need them for chewing.
533
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,835
I need them for being
respectable citizen.
534
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,505
You're an old man.
535
00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:04,207
You can live...
536
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:08,412
Get you! You took my teeth.
537
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:13,483
Look who's coming.
538
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,121
There she is.
539
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:20,891
Sorry, babe.
I ain't got no teeth.
540
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,293
- You better watch out, boy.
541
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,329
You better watch out.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
542
00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,465
- She's gonna get you.
- Where is he going?
543
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:32,402
-I don't know!
-You just lost... You lost the child.
544
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,038
-You lost him.
-Todo bien, good. I'm all good.
545
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,808
Go, go, go, go.
546
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,079
- Hey, monster.
- You win, I promise.
547
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,680
- I promise you...
- You having fun?
548
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,282
I punched your son for peanuts.
549
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,318
- It was good. How are you?
- Okay, Todo bien.
550
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,019
- Yes.
- Okay.
551
00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:50,220
I went out last night.
552
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,222
You wanna come to the pub
get a coffee with us?
553
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:53,957
I love to but I've got to go.
554
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,393
I got to go and get the wife
an M-O-T.
555
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,161
- ho-ho-ho!
556
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,796
Yes, I figured that, Correcto.
557
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,531
Hey, kid. You're ready to go or what?
558
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,066
- Hey, hello.
- Hi.
559
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,801
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
560
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,270
- Yes.
- My son already like you more than me.
561
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,805
- Come on.
- Bye, buddy.
562
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,476
Bye!
563
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,743
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.
564
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,549
I mean, what is that?
565
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:23,753
He picks him up.
22 second interaction.
566
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,455
You think it's funny?
567
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:29,793
It's a 22 second interaction.
I'm like... I'm his babysitter right now.
568
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,061
- Yo...
569
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,530
It fucking hurts, man.
570
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,665
I mean, I...
571
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,401
He didn't even apologize.
572
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,370
He didn't.
573
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,438
It's like he doesn't even
reckon with the fact that
574
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,506
he stood me up at the gig.
575
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,475
So maybe you should just
say it to him.
576
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:49,713
I saw him at that football game
on Instagram and I liked it.
577
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:50,914
I liked that shit.
578
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,315
I favorites it...
579
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,117
What are you, 14 years old?
580
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,785
I just wanted him
to know that I saw
581
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:58,421
- that he was at the fucking game.
- It's not letting him know.
582
00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:01,024
It's not letting him know.
You need to be an adult
583
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,160
who talks to his face.
584
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,361
And you just say it to him. Don't...
Why do you look like a 2-year old being?
585
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,299
-Listen, I'm just trying to say...
-Remember,
586
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:12,135
- when Sam and I were having
that weird shit. - Yes.
587
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,604
What happened? Tell me.
588
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,840
You... You...
589
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,309
What is with you?
590
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,477
- What did I do?
- I know.
591
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,212
I know. You 2 like had a confrontation
592
00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:25,649
- and it's...
- No. A communication.
593
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,651
And we got to talk
and then we were level,
594
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:31,354
and we're equal and we were both
telling fucking stories in our heads about
595
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,123
what the other one did to us.
596
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,026
I know, you're really good at it.
597
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,128
And I will do it.
598
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,596
That's not what I'm...
599
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:40,897
- You will?
- I will do it.
600
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,098
- I'm gonna do it.
- Okay.
601
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,767
I believe it when I see it.
602
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,872
Doesn't even matter anyways
603
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:51,675
because the truth is...
604
00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,849
I have Marty.
605
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,252
And he's a better friend...
606
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,820
Ouch!
607
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,989
Than Chris is.
608
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,425
He's half the size,
twice the friend.
609
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:09,794
Great.
610
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:17,167
- I got a master plan
by the way.
- Yes? What's that?
611
00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:19,402
You should probably know
about that it includes you.
612
00:37:21,173 --> 00:37:22,839
I was thinking, you know, like,
613
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,742
you got to be a piece of shit
614
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,944
to bring a kid into
the world right now.
615
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,513
I mean, like,
you got to be an idiot.
616
00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:31,381
Like a moron.
617
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,450
- That's like no go, Cierto?
- cierto.
618
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,219
If you adopt you're
like an angel, but,
619
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,655
you know, you could...
620
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:41,524
Get a piece of crap kid.
621
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,261
- A real shit child.
622
00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:46,129
- A shit child.
- Yes.
623
00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:48,265
- We don't want one of those.
- No.
624
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:50,967
There is another option.
625
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,436
Stealing a child.
626
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,239
We're gonna steal Marty.
627
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,607
- No.
628
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,142
- Okay.
- I just...
629
00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:03,146
You blew my fucking mind, bro.
630
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,348
- Frontal cortex,
631
00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:07,049
-just like fucking gone.
-You know, I give a bullshit though,
632
00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,918
- you don't wanna steal Marty.
- No, I do.
633
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,656
No, you want a kid from Inception
634
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,291
who you can,
635
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,860
raise in your own image
and who'll just
636
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,228
adore you.
637
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:20,129
- That what you want.
- That sounds pretty good.
638
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:22,799
And you'd call him Leon as well.
You'd be like "That's Leon."
639
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,468
But the problem is... is...
640
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,105
if we have a kid,
the kid's gonna adore you,
641
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:32,809
because you win at everything in life.
642
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,979
Like you're A plus,
plus, plus, plus student.
643
00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:37,914
It doesn't matter.
I'll fail so hard in that 'cause they gonna be like...
644
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,717
Dad's the greatest. Mom's an asshole.
645
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,453
No, you're gonna kill it.
Are you kidding me?
646
00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,855
Why wouldn't you be a great mom?
647
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:50,260
You're gonna be a great mom.
648
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,432
Yes, sure. Why?
649
00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:00,370
You're just made for it.
You're... You're...
650
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,339
- You're gonna be great.
- Yes, I know.
651
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,740
Every fucking month I know that.
652
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,742
because I'm fucking
bleeding down my legs.
653
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,744
- Jesus.
- Filling 2 super tampons
654
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:11,114
And a maxi pad
that's like made for a grandpa.
655
00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,717
- 2 super tampons?
- Yes.
656
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,918
I didn't know.
657
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,286
It's fucking horrible.
658
00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:17,487
Yes, it is horrible.
659
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:20,690
You have no idea. Like it's not pretty.
660
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,427
It's not fucking sexy and
grounded and shit like that.
661
00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,396
I'm not talking about that.
662
00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,598
No, I know... Okay.
663
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:33,470
Talking about the mind, body, spirit.
664
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:36,873
Yes, I don't think it worked
that way. I don't think it's...
665
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,610
I don't know. I don't think...
666
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,079
because I'm a good person at stuff
667
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,549
that I'm gonna be a good mom
if I choose to have kids.
668
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,319
Like, that's not
an innate thing in women.
669
00:39:49,321 --> 00:39:51,788
I think that's a total misconception.
670
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,724
And who knows? Why do you think that
671
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,060
wouldn't be a misconception of me?
672
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,595
Why do you think I'd be good?
673
00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,463
And maybe I'm just a bit selfish.
674
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,700
You know, maybe
I just want to do my shit.
675
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:06,302
I have so much stuff
I want to do.
676
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:08,338
You know. Like that I...
677
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,241
in my bones wanna do and, like,
678
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,709
see and be part of.
679
00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,844
Like I keep thinking
I'm gonna have this switch
680
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,146
in my head that it's gonna go,
681
00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:20,116
"I'm happy and I'm ready to do
that thing that biologically
682
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:21,484
"I should want to do."
683
00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,820
Like that so fucked.
684
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:26,156
You don't have that. You can decide
685
00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:28,224
to go another 40 years of just
686
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,793
doing whatever the fuck you wanna do.
687
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:33,263
-I don't wanna go 40 years.
-You can be a dad at 72 years old
688
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,266
and have this little baby
and like a four-year-old
689
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,702
wife-child, who's like
690
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:42,772
hot and whatever.
You could fuck that girl.
691
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,542
And she could be 20 and
you could be 70 years old
692
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:48,278
and impregnate her
and be like the baddest ass
693
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,046
fucking guy on the planet.
694
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,217
I'm gonna refrain from comment,
695
00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:56,119
- at this juncture.
- Okay.
696
00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,623
Counselor, the defense rests
697
00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:01,992
on the...
698
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,096
Look, no one is saying,
699
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,431
besides the entire society,
700
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,333
that you have to have children.
701
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,768
Like I'm not saying that.
702
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,938
We don't have to have kids.
You know?
703
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,546
I wanna have kids.
704
00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,515
I do.
705
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,324
This next record,
706
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,926
is the basis of everything
you know in music.
707
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:44,100
- They're called The Meters.
- Okay.
708
00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:45,902
- You need to know about them.
- Why?
709
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,704
They transmuted
710
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,973
real music into popular music.
711
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,541
They were the funnel.
They were the...
712
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,310
They were the fulcrum of modern music.
713
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,846
It sounds familiar because this music
714
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,649
is inside of every single song
you've ever heard.
715
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,352
It came from a heartbeat.
716
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,553
And it came through African,
it came through the port of New Orleans
717
00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,623
where slaves were playing
with European instruments,
718
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,924
and it came out in brass bands
719
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,325
and brass musicians were playing.
720
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:11,261
And people would follow them
because somebody died
721
00:42:11,263 --> 00:42:12,295
or somebody got married.
722
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:18,268
Let's feel it. Let me...
Wow. Holy fucking shit.
723
00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:19,869
I think we have the same bicep.
724
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,704
- What do you mean?
- I'm serious.
725
00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,807
- Feel that one.
- That's really good.
726
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,643
- No, you have the same exact...
- It's like a half-apple.
727
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:28,244
This is on a record right now
728
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:29,946
but this is normally never controlled.
729
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:31,180
It changes every time.
730
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,649
This isn't even a song.
731
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,317
It's just something that happened.
732
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,919
Ladies and gentlemen,
733
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,755
presenting Miss Jenna...
734
00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:41,457
What's your last name?
735
00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:42,625
Delancey.
736
00:42:42,627 --> 00:42:45,295
Delancey. Miss Jenna Delancey.
737
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,497
She has achieved absolutely nothing.
738
00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:48,631
Thank you.
739
00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,633
- I have a confession.
- God.
740
00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,268
I was in ballet when I was a kid.
741
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,771
And I had a solo where
the whole class left the stage
742
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,506
- and I got to stay.
743
00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:58,241
And I was so excited
for this solo because
744
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,009
it was literally, like, 12 seconds.
745
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,245
And by myself on stage,
which is massive
746
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,846
- when you're ten.
- Yes.
747
00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:06,182
And backstage right before we went on,
748
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,951
and Marla was like,
749
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,253
"Your dress is tucked into your tights.
750
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,621
"We can see you underwear."
751
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:15,124
And I knew she was doing it
to fuck with me.
752
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:18,061
So I tucked all of my dress
753
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:20,129
into my tights.
754
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:23,566
Like all of that bunched in,
so it's, like, poofing out.
755
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:26,102
- My God.
- And walked out,
756
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,870
did my solo like that.
757
00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,739
Got kicked out of ballet.
758
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,841
I bet you fucking crushed it.
759
00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:34,010
Hold on.
760
00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,414
- I have a confession.
761
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,316
I wasn't always this cool.
762
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,318
Go on.
763
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,188
When I was a freshman in high school,
764
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,290
- I decided to be cool.
765
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,591
- And guess what?
- What?
766
00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:50,026
- It worked.
- Really?
767
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,060
It fucking worked.
768
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,195
How did you do that?
769
00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:54,297
Well, first I grew my bangs.
770
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,265
- Your bangs?
- I grew my bangs out.
771
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:57,634
You had bangs. That helped?
772
00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:58,835
I had bangs. Yes.
773
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,670
And I would dye the tips blonde.
774
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:03,272
And I would chew on my bangs.
775
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,141
And I swear to fucking God,
776
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,777
it made me the coolest kid
in New Orleans.
777
00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,747
I went from dork-fucking-city
778
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,915
to the coolest kid in New Orleans.
779
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:16,052
That's why I'm here.
That's why I'm here
780
00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:18,721
- in the UK right now, just...
- I'm so glad.
781
00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:21,190
- Just 'cause I decided to be cool.
- You are cool.
782
00:44:23,595 --> 00:44:25,995
I hate when my dad
comes to dances.
783
00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:36,239
Sorry. Sorry.
784
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:05,201
There she is!
785
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:07,236
- I'm gonna thank you...
- I'll thank you.
786
00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,372
Thank you for having us.
787
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,240
My God. I'm coming inside.
788
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,512
- Hello, baby.
- Hello!
789
00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:17,914
- How are ya?
- Good.
790
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,515
- My god.
- Good to see you.
791
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,150
- I know. I miss you.
- I miss you.
792
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:24,353
- Drink, babes?
- Yes, I'll have a wine, please.
793
00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:26,355
- Hi! - Happy birthday!
794
00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:27,390
Thanks for being here.
795
00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:28,324
Did you get my text?
796
00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:29,125
Yes, I did.
797
00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:31,361
- I just didn't get a chance...
- No, don't worry.
798
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:33,496
Fucking swamped at work.
799
00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:36,132
- It's fine, I'm gonna get you a drink.
- I'm happy you're here.
800
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:37,967
- I'm happy. I love you.
- I love you too.
801
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,203
I'm drunk.
I'm drunk already.
802
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,907
- You told me to come...
- I'm sorry I was...
803
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,409
- days ago.
- You must've been...
804
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,610
Do you know anybody in here?
805
00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:48,711
- I've kinda... I've...
- Have you met anyone?
806
00:45:48,713 --> 00:45:49,645
I've forgotten names.
807
00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,947
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Layla.
808
00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,881
- Nice to meet you, too.
- I work with Jess.
809
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:54,417
Great. Awesome. Yes. I've heard...
810
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,185
I've heard amazing things
about you.
811
00:45:56,554 --> 00:45:58,121
Hi.
812
00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,590
- You look gorgeous.
- Thanks. Thank you.
813
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:02,125
- Hey.
- Hello, how are you?
814
00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:03,993
- How are you doing?
- My God, I'm great.
815
00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,995
It is so good to see you
on your birthday.
816
00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:09,165
- I cherish you.
- My God, thank you.
817
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:15,338
Big smash! Happy birthday!
818
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,241
- What a wonderful relationship.
- Wonderful relationship. Yes.
819
00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:19,726
You're still with this guy?
820
00:46:19,927 --> 00:46:22,210
Yes, I can't help it.
There's something about him.
821
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,213
Something about him.
You've met Scott.
822
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,848
- Leon.
- Leon.
823
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,482
- We... Right here.
- Nice to meet you.
824
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,485
Nice to meet you, Scott.
825
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,186
-Yes, this is great.
-Best friends. This is happening.
826
00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:31,087
- He says...
- So good.
827
00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,688
- This is how we are now.
- So amazing.
828
00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,791
That's a very long handshake.
829
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,592
- Hello.
- Hi.
830
00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:38,761
Can you excuse us for one second?
831
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,229
We have to shag right there.
832
00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,330
- Is that cool?
833
00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:43,299
-Yes.
-Just look that way. I'm very needy.
834
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,901
I'm needy and I...
835
00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,170
- Just have that...
- Yes, yeah.
836
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:48,504
- Hi.
- Hey.
837
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,739
You okay?
838
00:46:49,741 --> 00:46:51,674
Yes, I'm good.
839
00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,242
Okay. Okay, good.
840
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,011
- That good.
- I brought a drink for you!
841
00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:56,479
- She's good.
- Happy birthday!
842
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,580
- Thank you.
- She's good?
843
00:46:57,582 --> 00:46:59,181
She's good, yeah.
I'm very... She's good.
844
00:46:59,183 --> 00:47:00,550
You smell like you were cooking.
845
00:47:00,552 --> 00:47:01,651
- I might've cooked.
- Really?
846
00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:02,819
- Yes.
- I might've cooked.
847
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,554
- You smelled.
848
00:47:04,556 --> 00:47:05,788
We were conspiring.
849
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:06,989
- Really?
- In your favor.
850
00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,691
- I can't wait.
- In your favor.
851
00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:10,927
I know. I was...
I was only 12.
852
00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,995
I've never seen an asshole before.
853
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,164
I didn't... There was no...
there was no internet.
854
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,265
There was nothing.
855
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,201
So, my dad comes home.
856
00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,836
And he blows into the...
857
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,804
I should have known
he was going to take a wee.
858
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:22,872
He comes in the bathroom,
859
00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:25,208
he swings the door open, this is me...
860
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:27,877
- Asshole in the mirror.
- No, no!
861
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:31,147
And I pop up, penis swings up.
862
00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:33,616
We lock eyes and I say, "Thank you."
863
00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,818
I have no idea why.
864
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,253
I have no idea why.
865
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,288
Because you are a well-behaved boy.
866
00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,190
I... I was meant to be British.
867
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,925
You see?
They've shipped me out here.
868
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,627
They were just, like, way too polite.
869
00:47:44,729 --> 00:47:46,495
No, I feel really embarrassed saying it.
870
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,497
I do. I really love porn.
871
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,800
Not like daily, but,
872
00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:53,135
quite like low grade's quite gritty.
873
00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,704
- That's weird.
- Yes. I'm with you.
874
00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:56,739
- A bit shaky.
- Yes. Yes, yeah.
875
00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,241
Can't quite see what's happening.
876
00:47:58,243 --> 00:47:59,092
A bit shaky!
877
00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:01,242
I don't know why I haven't
said this to you before.
878
00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:02,612
No, you have to come to my house
879
00:48:02,614 --> 00:48:04,947
on a Thursday. On a Thursday,
880
00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:07,350
this couple across the road
opens their curtains...
881
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,052
On a Thursday at 07:00 p.m.,
and has sex.
882
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,754
- No.
- My God. My God.
883
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:13,556
- Real-life grainy porn.
- Yes!
884
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,057
- Yes.
885
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:17,126
And it's really, like, athletic.
886
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,795
Like, she is getting in
all sorts of positions
887
00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:22,031
that... that aren't making her cum.
888
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,633
And I know that for a fact, because...
889
00:48:23,635 --> 00:48:25,568
- Because...
- How close are you watching?
890
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,471
Well, I'm there, like this the whole time
It's fascinating.
891
00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:30,740
But... but this is what
happened to me, I swear.
892
00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,742
Like I learnt these positions from porn,
893
00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:35,011
and I didn't cum until last year,
894
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,913
- like, yeah.
- Okay.
895
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:42,351
But it was because
I was, you know, like,
896
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,186
like all of this behind.
Sexy, sexy.
897
00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,656
And it was doing fucking nothing for me
898
00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:48,124
Yes, 'cause you're just performing.
899
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,725
- I was performing.
- Yes.
900
00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:51,760
Yes, that's... you have
to have sex with a lady.
901
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,729
- Sex with women.
- That's where I'm going wrong.
902
00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:55,564
Okay, 100%, having sex with a woman
903
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,999
is the best way to have sex.
904
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:59,235
Don't you think...
don't you think that whole...
905
00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:01,971
That's because... women feel
like that because that whole
906
00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:04,907
area of our sexuality is always through
907
00:49:04,909 --> 00:49:06,175
a male gaze.
908
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,277
We're always doing it for...
909
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,746
We're always doing it for the man.
910
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,550
Bullshit, bullshit.
There's pressure on men as well, like,
911
00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,786
I've felt like a piece of meat
just the other week.
912
00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,722
I was with this bird, cierto,
we're in this bar.
913
00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,057
And it was heading that way,
914
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,059
but she wants to know what I'm packing
915
00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:24,627
before we go any further.
916
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,828
She's like...
917
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:28,564
Like, she's like
"I don't want to waste any time,
918
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,099
"I want a number."
919
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,718
A number?
920
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,936
Now you do have to tell us
what number you gave her.
921
00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:36,205
Be kind to yourself.
922
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,977
I gave her a number that
was in her acceptable range.
923
00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,681
And, you know,
we got down to some stuff.
924
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:48,517
But, I mean, to be honest, like,
925
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,054
it was kind of roomy down there.
926
00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:54,523
- Dude.
- My God.
927
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,926
She... I started to see why
she was asking.
928
00:49:56,928 --> 00:49:59,362
She had a big vagina.
929
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:02,064
That sounds a little sexist there.
930
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:04,900
- Yes.
- Just a little sexist.
931
00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:08,170
I'm sorry that you were
shamed on your cock size,
932
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,973
but you don't need to shame
all the vaginas at the same time.
933
00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:15,811
And make us into disembodied
cocks and cunts, do you?
934
00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,947
No, I'm pretty proud of my vagina.
935
00:50:17,949 --> 00:50:19,081
- As you should be.
- I know.
936
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,317
- It's gorgeous.
- Pushed our son out.
937
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,824
- Are you two lesbians?
- Yes.
938
00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,693
Yes, that's why...
939
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:31,861
And you have a kid?
940
00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,863
Yes, Jake, he's very sweet.
941
00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,698
How did you guys
do that? Did you...
942
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,299
Was it, like, IVF, or,
943
00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,769
- sperm donor, or...
- Well...
944
00:50:39,771 --> 00:50:41,404
Did you just get a little
945
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:45,541
turkey baster and just
shove it up your vag?
946
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,576
I can't believe why
nobody's asking about my cunt.
947
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:49,912
Layla, have you met Pat?
948
00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,250
Layla, this is... this is Pat the cunt.
949
00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:56,519
- Pat the cunt.
- Pat the cunt.
950
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,422
If you see him in the street,
Pat the cunt.
951
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,358
She told me to do that every time.
952
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,392
You are in, baby.
953
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,728
- Well done. I like her.
- Yes.
954
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,696
My God. How Jakey?
955
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,231
I love him. I miss him.
956
00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,100
He is great. I mean,
he shits a lot. He does.
957
00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,069
Yes. But it's really...
958
00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:14,303
That's what he's built for.
959
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:16,405
Yes, I know. And he's just
doing a great job.
960
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,441
It's fab. Yes.
961
00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,342
Shall we be honest?
962
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:22,244
We've been struggling,
963
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,046
but we're working on our own, babes.
964
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,449
Yes, less time in my head.
More time in my body.
965
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,084
Still a crap mother but trying.
966
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:29,485
No, you're not at all.
967
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,921
And I'm like, really working
on like, remembering
968
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,689
who you are as a lover
as well as a friend
969
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,858
which is crucial 'cause
you forget the lover part.
970
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,226
- Yes.
- And I'm working on that.
971
00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,095
- Are you guys in therapy?
- Yes, we are.
972
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,897
No regrets. No regrets.
973
00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:44,200
But the real saver is the manny.
974
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:45,701
God bless him. Tyson.
975
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:46,936
He's a manny actually.
976
00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,838
Was that 'cause you wanted
a male influence?
977
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,273
- I don't think it was that conscious.
Yes.
978
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,342
I mean, I just liked his eyes though.
979
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:55,511
- They are cute. Yes.
- And... and are you sure that
980
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,880
you really want a male influence
on his life anyway?
981
00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,116
What's wrong with
having a male influence?
982
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,318
Nothing wrong with
having a male influence.
983
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,687
But there's nothing necessarily
right with it either.
984
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,889
And don't get me wrong,
I'm a guy, I like being a guy,
985
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:10,526
but it's like, you know,
it doesn't really matter either way.
986
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:11,961
It's not consequential.
987
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,762
Yes, yeah, I'm with Scott, like,
988
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:16,265
Jake is... is a free man.
989
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:18,667
You know what I mean?
He doesn't have a dad to disappoint
990
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:19,869
nor measure up to, like...
991
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:24,140
My dad was, like, in the army,
Falklands, like, medals,
992
00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:26,275
all that shit, I'm like,
ten stone piss wet through.
993
00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,977
I wasn't gonna follow that shit.
994
00:52:27,979 --> 00:52:29,678
Fair enough, man.
995
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,980
- Okay.
996
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:32,414
She can curse.
997
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:35,317
Yes, I feel like I'm doing,
like, a macho thing right now.
998
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,652
- Are you?
- In work, yeah.
999
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,221
I'm trying to, like,
assert my power and...
1000
00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:41,857
'cause I'm new, and, you know,
a woman and so I'm...
1001
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:46,195
trying to get people's attention
and I'll stand, like...
1002
00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:49,798
Like I really stand, liked wide-legged.
1003
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,467
You know, taking up space
1004
00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:53,369
'cause... 'cause otherwise
nobody listens to me.
1005
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,237
Maybe it's 'cause you're boring.
1006
00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,376
Ha! I told you you'd love her.
1007
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,244
- Estas bien, babe?
- Yes.
1008
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:06,415
Obi, Obi, yeah. Tell...
tell everyone about Caroline.
1009
00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:08,517
The Caroline-Peter story.
1010
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,052
Okay, you all know Caroline and Peter?
1011
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:10,954
- No.
- Well, you don't. Okay. Well...
1012
00:53:10,956 --> 00:53:13,823
The other week, they said,
"Come and have a couple of pints," you know,
1013
00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:16,959
the pub underneath their new gaff,
and I was like, "todo bien entonces"
1014
00:53:17,061 --> 00:53:18,827
So I turn up, we have a couple of drinks
1015
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:21,163
over there for a while.
"Come on, we'll have a nightcap."
1016
00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:22,198
I was, "Todo bien"
1017
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,233
Wander on up. A lovely new flat,
1018
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:25,801
we sit down, have a couple of beers,
1019
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:28,404
then Caroline says,
"I'm just gonna pop off to the loo."
1020
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,339
"Todo bien"
1021
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,273
Peter, he leans into me.
He says, "You know,
1022
00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:34,577
you know we're in
an open relationship, Cierto?"
1023
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,247
I was like, "No. I was not aware
1024
00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:39,848
"of this information."
1025
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:43,385
And he said, "Yes, well,
me and Caroline have been talking
1026
00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,954
"and she'd really like to fuck you."
1027
00:53:44,956 --> 00:53:47,256
- Yes!
- Right
1028
00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,291
Caroline comes back from the bathroom,
1029
00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:51,160
she sits down next to me,
she says to Pete,
1030
00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:53,495
"Have you discussed it with him?"
And Pete goes, "Yes."
1031
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,631
- I'm, like, Discussed it?"
- My God.
1032
00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:58,234
Next thing I know,
Pete stands up and he just sort of...
1033
00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:01,003
voyeurs and she...
1034
00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,838
starts feeling up the leg.
1035
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,307
I'm, "My God." Flipping out.
1036
00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:06,675
You'd have loved it.
1037
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,677
And...
1038
00:54:07,879 --> 00:54:09,878
I just feel his breath
getting closer to me,
1039
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,680
and I was seeing
from the corner of my eye,
1040
00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,282
he's dropping his fly.
1041
00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:15,317
I'm like, "My God.
How am I gonna get out of this?"
1042
00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:17,119
She's palpitating next to me.
1043
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:18,621
I'm like, "Yes, my God."
1044
00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:20,956
She gets this close and I think,
"How am I gonna get out of this?"
1045
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,998
The only thing that pops
into my head, I just say...
1046
00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:25,227
"I got I.B.S."
1047
00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,398
And she slowly backs away.
1048
00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:33,168
And his fly ascends.
1049
00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:34,169
My God.
1050
00:54:34,171 --> 00:54:35,638
And I finish my beer and leave.
1051
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,072
My God!
1052
00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,707
I could not do that. I could not
1053
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:41,076
have an open relationship.
I could just not do it.
1054
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:43,112
Can you imagine, like,
watching someone fuck
1055
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,713
your boyfriend? That's so weird.
1056
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,548
- I'm in an open relationship.
- Are you?
1057
00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:49,018
- Cool.
- Really? How's that work?
1058
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:52,254
- What do you mean? How does it...
How does your boyfriend like that?
1059
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:54,056
- He like that?
- Yes, he does like that.
1060
00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:55,691
- He loves it.
- I bet he loves it.
1061
00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,327
Yes. He gets to fuck whoever
he fucking wants to fuck.
1062
00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,095
- So do I.
- Cierto.
1063
00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:01,497
Yes, but it's different for guys.
1064
00:55:01,499 --> 00:55:03,665
- It's different for guys,
it's different for girls. How?
1065
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,200
-Sex... Sex is different for men.
-Why?
1066
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,002
Bien, 'cause it's a penis
as opposed to a vagina
1067
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:09,404
so it's an external experience
as opposed to an internal experience.
1068
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,139
- It's bullshit.
- No, it's not because...
1069
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,575
It is. It's bullshit.
You're buying into the male narrative.
1070
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:14,376
No. No. It's bio...
1071
00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:16,645
I... I... I think
I would give it a go.
1072
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,946
- Yes?
- Yes.
1073
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,948
- You're together. Yes?
- Yes.
1074
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,318
How long have you been together?
1075
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:25,587
1.25 years.
1076
00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:28,023
Okay, so you're still sort of
1077
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,492
in a honeymoon phase, would you say?
1078
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,695
I don't think that's a phase.
1079
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,481
We're at a hundred.
1080
00:55:35,482 --> 00:55:38,099
Well, whatever phase you are in,
I'm sorry to break it to you,
1081
00:55:38,301 --> 00:55:40,202
but it's gonna end and then,
1082
00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,671
inevitably, you'll want
to fuck other people.
1083
00:55:46,077 --> 00:55:48,077
Yes, but we're not monkeys, Cierto?
1084
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:49,778
- Are you calling me a monkey?
- Bien, no.
1085
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,281
I mean, okay, okay, you said
I'm a human being, Cierto?
1086
00:55:52,283 --> 00:55:53,849
I'm a human being,
I have consciousness.
1087
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,317
And I know that
1088
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,453
I love Leon and I respect him,
1089
00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,455
and I want to cherish that.
I wanna defend that.
1090
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,490
I have that with my boyfriend.
1091
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:04,460
I love somebody.
And he gets... he gets all of me,
1092
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,762
he gets my good bits,
my shit bits, my crazy,
1093
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,564
- my vulnerability, my everything.
- Right.
1094
00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,733
I also get to have fucking sex.
1095
00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:13,068
Yes, but, I mean,
but that's like fucking...
1096
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:16,205
I'm sorry, but this is chopping
yourself up into all these pieces.
1097
00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:18,374
- How?
- Because you just said it.
1098
00:56:18,376 --> 00:56:20,109
You just fucking said it.
1099
00:56:20,111 --> 00:56:21,877
You did, sorry.
You just said it.
1100
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,846
- No.
- You said that you have to...
1101
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,948
No, but what I'm saying is...
- Let me say something.
1102
00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:29,151
You said I have to give him
this-that, this-that,
1103
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,336
you name out all the things.
1104
00:56:30,337 --> 00:56:32,520
I didn't say have to, I just get sex.
I said I want to.
1105
00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:35,123
Yes, but I also want to fuck.
I also want to get my rocks off.
1106
00:56:35,325 --> 00:56:37,325
Do you wanna be a victim?
Do you wanna be a victim?
1107
00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:38,961
No, I'm not a victim.
I'm not... Listen.
1108
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,930
If anybody in this situation
is cutting themselves off from something,
1109
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,065
I think it's you.
1110
00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:54,777
Okay, fair enough. Fair enough.
1111
00:56:56,347 --> 00:57:00,149
Me and Pat are having
an experience right now.
1112
00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:02,017
I wanna pee-pee.
1113
00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,886
Um, can you give me a spot?
1114
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,855
I need a spot, guys,
'cause of the size of it and...
1115
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:09,425
- And the weight of the thing.
- There are lesbians present.
1116
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,194
He's got a very girthy...
1117
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:15,364
I have to kind of get in there
and lift his little elbows up.
1118
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:21,069
I get to hold my boyfriend's dick.
1119
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,159
What are you doing?
1120
00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:47,062
What are you doing?
1121
00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,471
Nothing.
1122
00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,651
I'm sorry.
1123
00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:22,724
Happy birthday.
1124
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:33,235
I have a confession.
1125
00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:37,239
my dad doesn't like me and
I'm never going to get over it.
1126
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:42,244
Just put that in the pocket,
and you know,
1127
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,779
do whatever you will.
1128
00:59:44,515 --> 00:59:46,782
My brother's an alcoholic
1129
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,818
and he's been in rehab
for ten years on and off.
1130
00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,755
- Okay.
- So...
1131
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:56,692
- Whatever.
- I guess you win.
1132
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:58,527
I win?
1133
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:01,730
That's what I was trying to do.
1134
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:05,167
- Out... out-drama-ing you.
- Yes.
1135
01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:11,173
- No way.
- No?
1136
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,441
- No.
- That's good.
1137
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:13,775
- Do that.
- Stop!
1138
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,644
- Do that.
- I don't want to.
1139
01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:18,413
- Okay, again.
- Okay, I want you to be brave now.
1140
01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,382
- Be super brave.
- Okay.
1141
01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:22,751
This is fucking gorgeous.
1142
01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,454
I'm gonna sell this
to all the Bedouin porn sites.
1143
01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:26,788
It will be incredible.
1144
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,591
That's really good.
Can I see one eye?
1145
01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:31,660
That's a good eye.
1146
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:36,598
God, look, there's teeth.
1147
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,634
I don't want to...
I don't want to alarm you.
1148
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,635
- But I saw your teeth.
- My teeth are so bad.
1149
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,371
Okay, no, I shouldn't get too excited.
1150
01:00:42,373 --> 01:00:44,206
- Don't.
- Okay.
1151
01:00:45,576 --> 01:00:47,809
There's no better photoshoot
than this one.
1152
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,879
Yes. Wait.
Where are you going?
1153
01:00:51,582 --> 01:00:52,748
I don't like it back here.
1154
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,216
You don't like it back there?
1155
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,585
- Let's get out of here.
- I'm going to emerge.
1156
01:00:58,122 --> 01:00:59,187
Really?
1157
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:02,524
Hold on. Hold on.
Just 2 seconds.
1158
01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:04,626
Here it comes. Here it comes.
1159
01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:07,029
Okay. And... Okay.
1160
01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:16,338
I'm just trying to recover from that period.
1161
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:20,676
That just, that moment.
1162
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:22,077
What happens next?
1163
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:24,012
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?
1164
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,682
- I don't... It's not me.
- Tell me what to do.
1165
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,950
I... I... I will never
tell you what to do.
1166
01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:31,853
- I'm just here to witness.
- Okay.
1167
01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,623
I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
1168
01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,158
I see what you're doing.
1169
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,759
- You see it?
- I see it.
1170
01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,031
Okay.
1171
01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,634
That shit is going down
ahora.
1172
01:01:45,636 --> 01:01:48,036
I am the strongest woman in the world!
1173
01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,137
Yes, yeah.
1174
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,306
- I am a demigod.
- Yes!
1175
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:53,742
Holy shit.
1176
01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:01,249
Yes.
1177
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,852
Yes!
1178
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:33,942
You okay?
1179
01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:36,479
This is good.
1180
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,147
Here we are.
1181
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,061
Okay.
1182
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,265
Here.
1183
01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,201
What is this?
1184
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,036
It's a time machine.
1185
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:05,941
Yes. It's a time machine.
1186
01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,078
What?
1187
01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:12,280
To go back to the moment
1188
01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:14,883
that everything changed.
1189
01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:17,252
I know.
1190
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:22,624
I know this can't replace what was lost.
1191
01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:24,392
I'm here to say
1192
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,629
that I'm sorry
1193
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,331
that it did get destroyed
1194
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,533
at the party before you went to Japan.
1195
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,001
It was Pat,
1196
01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:34,636
and I'm sorry I was a coward
1197
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,838
and I didn't say anything to you.
1198
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,875
And I worked really hard with your dad,
1199
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,309
we went through family photo albums
1200
01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:43,845
and we saw it in the back
of some photographs,
1201
01:04:43,847 --> 01:04:46,915
and I brought it to the guy
right over that hill,
1202
01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:50,685
who's a proper Welshman
who recreated it,
1203
01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,420
and it's never gonna be the same.
1204
01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:56,057
But it's just my way of saying
that I'm owning up to it.
1205
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,526
And I see you and I understand
1206
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,929
what you were feeling?
1207
01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,797
And just trying to go
back to the moment
1208
01:05:02,799 --> 01:05:05,200
where it changed for us,
and this is the moment.
1209
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,702
And I know
I can't fix it with this,
1210
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,005
but I'm just trying to say
that I know.
1211
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,940
And I'm sorry.
1212
01:05:12,643 --> 01:05:14,910
And I wanna be happy with you,
1213
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:17,612
like we were before.
Before this.
1214
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,924
I had sex with Scott.
1215
01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,317
When?
1216
01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:58,353
When?
1217
01:05:58,689 --> 01:06:00,455
In Japan.
1218
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,257
And when you went to Manchester.
1219
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:04,893
How did it happen?
1220
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:06,995
I don't know.
1221
01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:08,863
Be fucking honest with me.
1222
01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,432
- You want me to tell you?
- Yes.
1223
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,569
Yo...
1224
01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:17,605
We were out with clients
1225
01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:19,307
after a really good shoot.
1226
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,709
We had a big day.
1227
01:06:20,711 --> 01:06:23,745
And it was all so much fun.
1228
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:26,948
And it just went so well and...
1229
01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,951
I got drunk.
1230
01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:32,420
We all got drunk and...
1231
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,257
I didn't even think of Scott that way.
1232
01:06:36,259 --> 01:06:38,760
I've never thought of him
that way before.
1233
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,662
- Shut the fuck up.
- I've never...
1234
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,464
You gotta tell me the truth.
1235
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,373
He wanted to go this after hours,
1236
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:54,743
so we did that and
it was this weird bar.
1237
01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:57,712
It was like...
There were pink walls.
1238
01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:03,051
This one big pink wall by the bathroom.
1239
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:05,453
It's all neon, and so it back-lit,
everything.
1240
01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:07,989
It made people's silhouette.
1241
01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:10,458
And I was standing there
1242
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:14,195
waiting to go to the bathroom. And...
1243
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,431
And this guy came up to me
and he just...
1244
01:07:19,069 --> 01:07:21,903
grabbed me and kissed me and...
1245
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:24,739
I didn't know who it was and...
1246
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510
Come on.
1247
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,211
Stop lying.
1248
01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,248
You knew it was Scott.
1249
01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:39,154
It felt really good
to be kissed like that.
1250
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,262
That energy, you know?
1251
01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:55,503
And you fucked him in the hotel?
1252
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,739
Yes. Yes.
1253
01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:02,343
How big was the pink wall?
1254
01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:05,113
- Neon wall by the bathroom?
- What?
1255
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,816
The tall, the big neon thing
that you were...
1256
01:08:07,818 --> 01:08:10,051
Big. I don't know.
It was big.
1257
01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:12,120
- To the ceiling?
- Yes. Yes.
1258
01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:14,522
Up the whole bar or just the bathroom?
1259
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,757
Just the...
1260
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,628
That's a lot.
1261
01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,167
Did you fuck him in our bed
1262
01:08:26,169 --> 01:08:28,103
- when I went to Manchester?
- No.
1263
01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:31,172
Anybody else?
1264
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,008
- No. Not really, no.
- Not really?
1265
01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,344
No, I didn't fuck
anybody else, no.
1266
01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,280
Why him?
1267
01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,349
- Why Scott?
1268
01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:43,051
I don't know.
1269
01:08:43,053 --> 01:08:44,819
- Come on.
- It's not about Scott.
1270
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,321
Come on. Come on.
1271
01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:49,224
It's not about him,
it's about me and you.
1272
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,292
It's about you guys
1273
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:52,927
because you were fucking in Japan
1274
01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:55,330
when I was at home wanking off to you...
1275
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:56,764
- No, no, no.
- On my birthday.
1276
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,800
Don't pretend that
this is some victim shit.
1277
01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:00,802
You are involved in this too.
1278
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,370
This is about me and you.
1279
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:06,508
I just feel like
I'm disillusioned with us.
1280
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:09,277
Disillusioned. That's...
Don't be so fucking polite.
1281
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,846
You know, I'm sick and tired
1282
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:14,115
of being terrified of,
1283
01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:15,583
of disappointing you,
1284
01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:18,853
of not living up to your
impossible fucking standards.
1285
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:20,922
I'm sick of being
terrified of you.
1286
01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,724
You're fucking terrifying.
1287
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,792
You're scary.
1288
01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:26,094
And I don't have any ambition.
1289
01:09:26,096 --> 01:09:27,762
Maybe I don't.
I don't know.
1290
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:29,998
So what? Don't do that.
1291
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,400
Don't do that. No, no, no. No.
1292
01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,903
You don't get to write me off
like a little...
1293
01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:36,137
pathetic little boy.
1294
01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:38,273
I'm disappointed to hear you say that.
1295
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:42,343
I care about other stuff.
1296
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:45,113
You... You can't.
You don't even know.
1297
01:09:45,115 --> 01:09:47,282
- Like what?
- You don't take the time to listen.
1298
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,017
I care about family,
I care about friends.
1299
01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:50,919
- I care about relationships.
- I care about that too.
1300
01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:51,920
- You don't.
- Yes, I do.
1301
01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,288
- You don't.
- I'm not a fucking robot.
1302
01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:55,055
- No one in this world...
- No, I am a human being.
1303
01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:57,291
- I'm not a fucking robot.
- Thinks that you care about
1304
01:09:57,293 --> 01:09:59,861
anybody other than yourself
and your fucking work.
1305
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:02,063
Your friends come to me
1306
01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,598
crying and bitching and moaning
1307
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,067
'cause you're not there
and I defend you.
1308
01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:08,303
And I'm wrong because you're not there.
1309
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:10,371
You think that I don't
feel that, that I don't know
1310
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,974
that you guys talk about me,
that I'm not there?
1311
01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:15,910
Like... I know.
I know that.
1312
01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,111
Then what are you doing?
1313
01:10:17,113 --> 01:10:19,113
I don't know.
I don't know.
1314
01:10:19,115 --> 01:10:21,549
Just... I don't wanna have
to stop myself.
1315
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,418
I don't have to make myself
small for you
1316
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:24,820
so you don't feel fucking insecure.
1317
01:10:24,822 --> 01:10:26,721
- I'm so sorry.
- I don't wanna have to do that.
1318
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:29,323
- I'm so sorry it's so painful...
- You shouldn't have to do that.
1319
01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:31,559
For you to have a fucking
sensitive person in your life.
1320
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:33,928
I think you're fucking happy
I went and fucked Scott.
1321
01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:35,041
God, you're unbelievable.
1322
01:10:35,042 --> 01:10:36,764
Yes, 'cause now you can
be a fucking martyr.
1323
01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,234
- You're fucking loving it.
You love it. - Jesus Christ.
1324
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:41,369
This is what guys do.
They push people away
1325
01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,470
so they can feel loved.
1326
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,772
Shut up with the fucking
male stereotypes.
1327
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,441
You're so full of shit.
1328
01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,576
You're so much better than this, Leon.
1329
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,012
You're so much fucking better than this.
1330
01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,214
I want you to do the thing
you want to do.
1331
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:57,485
I don't want you to be, like,
ignoring all this shit that you love.
1332
01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,054
Like, you wanna be a photographer,
1333
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:02,423
why aren't you a fucking photographer?
1334
01:11:03,526 --> 01:11:06,561
Stand up for that.
Stand up for yourself.
1335
01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:08,763
Do something.
1336
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,432
You wanna be an assistant
the rest of your life?
1337
01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:27,215
That's not what
I wanted to say to you.
1338
01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:29,917
I... I don't...
1339
01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:36,291
You're my best friend.
I fucking love you.
1340
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,327
I love spending time with you.
1341
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,929
You're so beautiful.
1342
01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,365
You're fucking open and beautiful,
1343
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,301
and creative and artistic,
1344
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:48,403
you know, I look up to you.
1345
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,438
You're amazing.
I want you to do that.
1346
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,341
I want you to be... be that.
1347
01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:02,517
Did you ever wanna have kids with me?
1348
01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:07,690
I don't know.
1349
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:16,564
Thank you.
1350
01:12:33,283 --> 01:12:35,850
I know I haven't done
the stuff I'm supposed to do.
1351
01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:38,653
I'm disappointed in myself.
1352
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,991
And I know that
I've been very fearful,
1353
01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:47,061
and I have been very difficult.
1354
01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,464
And very lazy.
1355
01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,799
And...
1356
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:55,069
I've been really terrified that
you're gonna leave me behind.
1357
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,910
I'm gonna be a great dad.
1358
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,384
That's what I'm supposed to do.
1359
01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:12,920
I'm not perfect.
1360
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,824
And I'm real sorry.
1361
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:24,732
I don't know what to do.
1362
01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,934
I don't know how to stop.
1363
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,872
I don't want to stop.
1364
01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:35,109
I don't know how to say this
to you, I don't know.
1365
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:38,446
I don't wanna just...
1366
01:13:39,449 --> 01:13:42,517
wad along and not
1367
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:44,619
do something with myself.
1368
01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:47,688
I wanna do shit.
I really do.
1369
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:49,891
I'm sorry.
1370
01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:58,533
I'm sorry.
1371
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,780
I'm sorry.
1372
01:14:16,586 --> 01:14:17,618
Me too.
1373
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:58,459
I need people to say that I'm good.
1374
01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:03,531
I love it when people
say that I'm good too.
1375
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,566
I want that always.
1376
01:15:05,568 --> 01:15:07,435
But when I get it, I say,
"No, no, no.
1377
01:15:07,437 --> 01:15:09,203
"Shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up."
1378
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,873
- Okay. - But that's just to make
them say it more.
1379
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,642
- And really mean it
- That's good.
1380
01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:16,511
- Do you get more that way?
- Yes.
1381
01:15:16,513 --> 01:15:18,179
'Cause I just smile or tear up.
1382
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:35,229
Think I'm getting
bored to death of it.
1383
01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:36,797
What are you talking about?
1384
01:15:40,503 --> 01:15:42,370
- I have a confession.
- Okay.
1385
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,672
I'm a manipulative bitch.
1386
01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,341
I accept that.
1387
01:15:47,343 --> 01:15:48,743
Do you have to accept it?
1388
01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:51,646
'Cause I made you accept that.
1389
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,750
- You're very good.
- You didn't even know I did it.
1390
01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:57,718
- You're very good.
- Tell me I'm not good at all.
1391
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,086
- I'm not good.
- You're very good.
1392
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,288
- No, stop, stop.
- You're very good.
1393
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:02,056
- Stop, I'm not.
- You're very good, Jenna.
1394
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:03,824
Stop! It makes me
nervous when you say that.
1395
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,594
- It does?
- Ves?
1396
01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:08,162
What?
1397
01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:09,564
My God, you just did it!
1398
01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:12,033
I wanted you to tell me
you liked me more.
1399
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,534
You just did it.
1400
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:29,850
What time is it?
1401
01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:33,921
I don't care.
1402
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:56,577
- What?
- Sorry.
1403
01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:59,513
What? What was that?
1404
01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:02,283
I just have this feeling sometimes.
1405
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,685
- I'm just about to fall.
1406
01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:06,854
My body's like, "No."
1407
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,191
It wakes me up.
1408
01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:12,460
- With laughing?
- Yes.
1409
01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,795
That's the most
horrible thing in the world.
1410
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,566
I know it.
1411
01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:22,637
I have to tell you something.
1412
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,607
When you leave this apartment,
1413
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,644
I'm gonna be devastated.
1414
01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,147
I really don't like to stay over.
1415
01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,252
I don't like boys.
1416
01:17:39,389 --> 01:17:40,855
But I like you.
1417
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:45,359
You're a cool dude.
1418
01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:57,738
I didn't even think...
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