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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:02,968 Ugh. 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,626 T.G.I.F. Am I right?You're telling me. 3 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,283 Been folding laundry since 3:00 a.m. 4 00:00:07,317 --> 00:00:10,217 Got blisters on my fingers and bunions on my toes. 5 00:00:10,251 --> 00:00:12,115 I tell you the king's horse kicked me in the head? 6 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:14,152 It's been a rough one, that's for sure. 7 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:16,671 Absolutely. It's been a rough week in the castle, too. 8 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:18,604 [ Shoes squeaking ] 9 00:00:18,639 --> 00:00:20,434 Wednesday's bath? 10 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,401 [ Scoffs ] So tepid. 11 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:24,438 And don't even get me started on the lavender bath oils. 12 00:00:24,472 --> 00:00:27,303 I mean, is it too much to ask for a spritz of honeysuckle? 13 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:29,477 T.G.I. bath. 14 00:00:30,892 --> 00:00:32,618 Is that it? Is that the one you said? 15 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:34,344 I'd best get back to work, then. 16 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:35,621 Yeah. 17 00:00:35,656 --> 00:00:37,209 Oh. Well, I mean, I-I think -- 18 00:00:37,244 --> 00:00:40,316 I think you have another few minutes on your break. 19 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:42,870 We prefer to just be done. 20 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:45,183 [ Sighs ] 21 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:47,461 [ Flames whoosh ] 22 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:49,359 Aah! Oh, God. 23 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:51,396 I'm -- I'm so sorry, Stan. I forget you were down there. 24 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,294 "Sorry"? [ Grunts ] 25 00:00:53,329 --> 00:00:56,090 I see. 26 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:58,092 Lovely work, though, as always. 27 00:00:58,127 --> 00:01:01,475 ♪ I've gone down that road again ♪ 28 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:03,856 ♪ I've been there before 29 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:06,238 ♪ Though want to know more 30 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:08,861 ♪ It's always been 31 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:16,317 ♪♪ 32 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:23,704 ♪♪ 33 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,395 [ Sword slices, chicken clucks ] 34 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:28,881 ♪♪ 35 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:34,853 Damn it, I told you to kill CountPeter, not FriarPeter. 36 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,751 You know what? I can't deal with this anymore. 37 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:38,753 Just kill all the Peters. 38 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:40,548 Any Peter, just kill him. 39 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:41,929 Good morning, Lord Vexler. 40 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:44,380 Can this wait, Prince Chauncley? 41 00:01:44,414 --> 00:01:45,898 I'm having kind of a tough day on the job. 42 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:47,866 As it happens, that is why I am here. 43 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,144 I've decided that I, too, would like a job. 44 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:53,458 You already have a job -- heir to the throne. 45 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,873 That's not enough anymore. 46 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,426 I want to do something real. 47 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:57,910 Something I can take pride in. 48 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:03,261 I don't care if it's the humblest job in the kingdom. 49 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:06,436 Eddie: ♪ Shoveling man, shoveling man ♪ 50 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:09,888 ♪ Nothing more humble than a shoveling man ♪ 51 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:12,132 ♪ Shoveling man, scooby-do... 52 00:02:15,273 --> 00:02:17,620 Wowie. 53 00:02:17,654 --> 00:02:19,587 This place is fancy-nancy. 54 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,904 So, uh, I assume I'm here to be tortured? 55 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,664 Actually, I was wondering if your business 56 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:29,494 was hiring at the moment? 57 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:32,600 Nah, I-I can't really afford to hire anyone right now. 58 00:02:32,635 --> 00:02:34,223 I'm working 140 hours a week, 59 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:35,914 and my take-home's half a coin. 60 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,434 And that's not a big coin, either. 61 00:02:38,468 --> 00:02:39,745 You know, usually it's one of the little guys. 62 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,368 Well, I have some good news. 63 00:02:41,402 --> 00:02:45,510 I found you someone who will work for you for free. 64 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:48,823 Starting today, Prince Chauncley will be your intern. 65 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:50,239 Huh. 66 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,620 Does he have any shoveling experience? 67 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:53,932 Oh, no way. 68 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,278 He doesn't even know how to use a spoon. 69 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:57,487 I have to feed him soup like he's a baby. 70 00:02:57,522 --> 00:03:00,973 So no qualifications. 71 00:03:01,008 --> 00:03:03,597 I'll tell you his qualifications -- 72 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:05,944 He's the king's son. 73 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,498 So no matter how badly he screws up, 74 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:11,846 you're gonna tell him that he's doing a great job. 75 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:14,297 And if you don't... 76 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:17,990 ♪♪ 77 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:19,509 Got it. 78 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:25,964 That means you'll kill me, right, 79 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:26,758 when you did the neck thing? 80 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:28,518 Mm-hmm. Okay. 81 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:29,968 Just wanted to make sure we're on the same page. 82 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:32,488 Thank you. Okay. 83 00:03:32,522 --> 00:03:35,007 Alright, I hereby call to order this meeting 84 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:37,631 of the Lower Murkford Two Ladies Book Club. 85 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:40,496 This month, we're reading Virgil's "Aeneid." 86 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:43,015 Maggie, I "nee-id" to hear your thoughts. 87 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,846 Well, I "book" forward to telling you them. 88 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,675 And I also am here. 89 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,677 [ Chickens clucking in distance ] 90 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:52,922 Look, Mikey, it's -- it's fine that followed us here. 91 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:55,718 It's just that this club is really for people 92 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:58,652 who've read the book. 93 00:03:58,686 --> 00:04:00,550 This is my one day off. 94 00:04:00,585 --> 00:04:02,483 And I really -- I just want to catch up with Maggie 95 00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:03,657 and my reading and -- 96 00:04:03,691 --> 00:04:06,038 Yeah, I get it. 97 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:07,557 Great. 98 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:10,008 Catch you later, buddy. 99 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,941 Yeah. I'll catch you later, buddy. 100 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:15,393 So... 101 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:20,536 ♪♪ 102 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:21,916 Agh! 103 00:04:21,951 --> 00:04:24,574 Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! 104 00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:25,782 Sorry, friend. 105 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:28,026 We mistook you for a wealthy noble. 106 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,683 Release him! 107 00:04:29,717 --> 00:04:32,444 [ Breathing heavily ] 108 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:33,687 Wait! 109 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:35,102 Who are you guys? 110 00:04:35,136 --> 00:04:36,414 Us? 111 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,381 We're the Merry Band. 112 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,314 We take from the rich and give to the poor, 113 00:04:40,349 --> 00:04:42,074 whilst living every day as an adventure. 114 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:43,386 Wow. 115 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:48,564 So you guys just hang out as, like, a whole group together? 116 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:49,737 [ All chuckling ] 117 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:51,463 You can join us if you wish. 118 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,914 Really?Yeah. There's just one condition. 119 00:04:53,948 --> 00:04:55,778 You must be willing to... 120 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:58,470 ♪ Sing 121 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:02,094 ♪ We're a merry band, we're a merry band ♪ 122 00:05:02,129 --> 00:05:04,442 ♪ We're all good friends, we're a merry, merry band ♪ 123 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:06,478 ♪ We take from the rich and give it to the poor ♪ 124 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:08,722 ♪ We're a fun little bunch right to our little core ♪ 125 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:13,451 ♪♪ 126 00:05:13,485 --> 00:05:14,452 Wha-- 127 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:19,353 ♪ We're a merry band, we're a merry band ♪ 128 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:21,493 ♪ We're all good friends, we're a merry, merry band ♪ 129 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:23,633 ♪ We're a merry band, we're a merry band ♪ 130 00:05:23,668 --> 00:05:26,360 ♪ We're all good friends, we're a merry, merry band ♪ 131 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:30,433 Wow. 132 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:31,572 [ Group cheering ] 133 00:05:31,607 --> 00:05:35,369 Huzzah! Huzzah! 134 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:37,095 So, now we go and give it to the poor? 135 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,753 Nah. Now we call Jerry. 136 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:41,755 To buy drugs. 137 00:05:41,789 --> 00:05:44,171 [ Whistles ] 138 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:45,862 Yo, Jerry! 139 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,799 Got the same shit from last week? 140 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,008 Yeah. 5 coins an ounce. 141 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,458 Price is going up, huh? 142 00:05:55,493 --> 00:05:56,804 Let me get a little taste. 143 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,116 Yeah. [ Inhales deeply ] 144 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,670 Whew! That's good shit right there. 145 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:05,468 ♪♪ 146 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:09,886 Chauncley: Okay, boss, tell me how it's done. 147 00:06:09,921 --> 00:06:12,199 Yeah. I mean, the job's easy enough. 148 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:15,029 All you do is, you knock on the door, 149 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:17,549 shovel it up, collect the money. 150 00:06:17,584 --> 00:06:19,033 That's it. You got it? 151 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:20,828 -Easy-peasy! -Right. 152 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:22,002 [ Knocking ] 153 00:06:22,036 --> 00:06:24,176 -Come in. -Hello. 154 00:06:24,211 --> 00:06:26,386 [ People screaming ] 155 00:06:32,599 --> 00:06:34,221 Any notes? 156 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:35,809 Uh... 157 00:06:37,604 --> 00:06:38,984 No. No. 158 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,884 That was good, what you did. 159 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:43,230 Woman: She's dead! 160 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:44,714 Oh, shoot. I forgot to collect the money. 161 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:45,853 Should I go back in and grab it? 162 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:47,545 No. Don't worry about it. 163 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:50,755 They paid... in their own way. 164 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:53,896 [ Explosion, screaming ] 165 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,000 Yikes. We better boogie. 166 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,726 Yes, back to work! 167 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,007 Oh. Hey, Al. 168 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:04,562 Oh, hey, bud. 169 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,736 What -- What's that? 170 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:08,600 Oh, um... Oh, it's nothing. 171 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:11,189 I'm just, like, kind of in a merry band now. 172 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,018 Merry band? 173 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:14,572 You mean those burnouts in the woods? 174 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:16,781 Mikey, that's a gang.[ Scoffs ] 175 00:07:16,815 --> 00:07:18,230 No, they're not. They're cool. 176 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:19,749 They sing and dance. 177 00:07:19,784 --> 00:07:21,924 They've got one song, and it's terrible. 178 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,546 It's very repetitive. 179 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:26,204 They rhyme "merry band" with "merry band" a lot. 180 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,758 And it's all just very loud and sweaty. 181 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,556 Mikey, you -- you shouldn't hang out with those guys anymore. 182 00:07:33,591 --> 00:07:36,525 Yeah, well, um, I'll catch you later, bud. 183 00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:41,771 I have to say, lunch tastes so much better 184 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:45,948 when you've earned it through a hard day's labor. 185 00:07:45,982 --> 00:07:47,570 Here comes the wagon. 186 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:49,192 Neigh. Neigh. 187 00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:51,194 Mmm. Mmm! 188 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:53,611 Well, I'm refreshed. 189 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:56,303 Ready to go. 190 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:58,719 Who is next on the route? 191 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:02,551 Frank. 192 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:03,724 [ People screaming ] 193 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:06,313 He's a friend of mine. 194 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:09,627 Always been there for me. He's a good man. 195 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:11,801 He's got a wife and kids. 196 00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:14,321 Oh. Well, I look forward to entering his home 197 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:16,150 and representing your business. 198 00:08:16,185 --> 00:08:18,187 [ Explosion, screaming ] 199 00:08:18,221 --> 00:08:21,535 Listen, uh, the thing is... 200 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:24,227 maybe on this one, you don't go in there. 201 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:26,333 Why not? 202 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:27,748 Have I been doing a bad job? 203 00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:29,992 No! 204 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:32,097 You've been doing such a good job, 205 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,824 I-I want to give you a promotion. 206 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:35,963 Oh. Wow! 207 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:38,656 Okay. Uh, to what? 208 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,658 You're gonna... 209 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:43,350 watch for bears. 210 00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:46,664 Yeah. Here's what you do. 211 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:48,631 Take this stick, okay? 212 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:52,704 And I want you to walk about 50 to 400 feet behind me. 213 00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:53,878 Be real quiet. 214 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:56,225 And if you see a bear, then hit him 215 00:08:56,259 --> 00:08:59,711 with the stick and shout and -- and yell, "Bear!" 216 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:03,197 This way, I'll know there's a bear, and, you know... 217 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:04,958 it'll play out from there. 218 00:09:10,929 --> 00:09:14,761 I want you to know I do not take this honor lightly, sir. 219 00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:19,697 To have earned your respect through my hard work alone... 220 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:22,872 it means the world to me. 221 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:27,221 I would not trade this stick for any gilded laurel. 222 00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:30,880 Okay, great. 223 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:32,192 Bears, bears, bears. 224 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:34,021 ♪♪ 225 00:09:34,056 --> 00:09:36,058 [ Sighs ] 226 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:41,995 ♪♪ 227 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:45,170 What ho, good fellows? 228 00:09:45,205 --> 00:09:46,758 Not good, man. 229 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,898 The shit Jerry sold us is [bleep] stepped-on. 230 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:51,245 Oh, man. I'm having a bad day, too. 231 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,075 You know, I was walking to my house, 232 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,733 and I ran into my sister, and she was being so annoying. 233 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,251 She called you guys a gang. 234 00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,321 Can you believe that? 235 00:09:58,356 --> 00:10:00,047 You got a house? 236 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:02,256 Uh...yeah. 237 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,086 Are there valuables in there? 238 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,259 I mean, like, a couple. 239 00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,744 Why? Let's go there. 240 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:08,090 To sing? 241 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:10,264 -Let's go there. -No. 242 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:11,783 You know what? Actually, Rocco, I'm sorry. 243 00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:14,096 It's just that, um... 244 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,063 I'm not really supposed to have people over. 245 00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:17,893 Come on, Mikey. 246 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:20,274 We're not just people. We're your friends. 247 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:23,277 Yeah. Uh, um, okay. 248 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:25,038 Follow me. 249 00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:29,352 Bears, bears, bears. 250 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:31,423 ♪♪ 251 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,771 [ Sighs ] 252 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:36,083 Hey, kid. Are you alright? 253 00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:38,223 Oh, yes. J-Just a little tired. 254 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,293 T.G.I.F. 255 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:41,261 [ Chuckles ] You said it. 256 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:45,265 I did. 257 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:47,370 Smoke? 258 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,787 Oh. Me? 259 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,098 Yes. Thank you. 260 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,448 Oh. Wow. 261 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:02,972 Hey, you know who you kinda look like? 262 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,974 That guy on the money. 263 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,251 Oh, um, yes. 264 00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:08,253 Yeah. I get that a lot. 265 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:09,807 But, no, that's -- that's not me. 266 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:11,843 I'm just a laborer. 267 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,258 Well, good on you. 268 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,984 That's what this town needs -- 269 00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:17,262 plenty of hard-working young people. 270 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:19,161 Mm, yes, and fewer bears. 271 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:24,822 Oh, th-that's -- that's my line, you see. 272 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:26,409 I'm -- I'm a bear watcher. 273 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,342 What the hell is that? 274 00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:30,034 Well, you know, I follow behind my boss 275 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,380 at a very great distance, 276 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:33,969 and I wave a small stick to fend off bears. 277 00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:40,769 And, uh, how many bears did you fight off today? 278 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:44,427 Well, um... 279 00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:46,050 Well, I-I suppose none. 280 00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:48,984 [ Laughs ] 281 00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:51,400 You got tricked good. 282 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:54,196 Yes, well, it's a very amusing jape. 283 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,959 Hey, kid. 284 00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:00,202 Watch out for bears. 285 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,169 [ Laughter ] 286 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,522 Hey, guys, just try not to touch too much stuff, okay? 287 00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:11,834 Oh, um... 288 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:13,042 What the hell is going on here? 289 00:12:13,077 --> 00:12:14,319 Oh, um, hey, Al. 290 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,907 Sorry. We're just hanging. 291 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,322 Hey, you can't smoke in here. 292 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:20,049 We have a thatched roof. -Oh, sorry, Constable. 293 00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:21,223 [ Clatter ] 294 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,881 Okay, that's it. Everyone out. 295 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,399 What?! Out! Get out! 296 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:26,400 Al -- Al: Go! Out! 297 00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,505 What the -- 298 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,507 Hey, Rocco! 299 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,371 What the heck, Al? 300 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:32,579 We were just chilling. 301 00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,201 Yeah, well, they robbed us. 302 00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,409 What? Look! 303 00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:36,583 They stole my book. 304 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:37,998 Well, no -- 305 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,104 Well, it couldn't have been them. 306 00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,520 Come on. They wouldn't steal. Those guys? 307 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,349 Klepto Kyle? Sticky-Fingers Pete? 308 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,213 Rocco the Convicted Thief? 309 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,008 There's no way they'd do that. They're my friends. 310 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,354 They're not your friends, Mikey. 311 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:50,873 They never wanted to hang out with you. 312 00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,841 They just knew you were an easy target. 313 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,086 Oh. 314 00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:59,433 Mikey. 315 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:03,506 Shit. 316 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,129 [ Bells jingling ] 317 00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:08,408 [ Door opens, closes ] 318 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,967 [ Sighs ] 319 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,283 Look, Mikey, it's not your fault 320 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,941 those guys turned out to be such jerks. 321 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,978 And I know how hard it is to feel different. 322 00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,084 No, you don't, Al. 323 00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,430 You're different in good ways. 324 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,122 You're smart and cool. I'm just dumb and stupid. 325 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,606 That's why you don't like hanging out with me. 326 00:13:34,641 --> 00:13:37,333 I get it, you know? 327 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,405 I do dumb things, like letting those jerks steal your book. 328 00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:49,242 Maybe we can get it back. 329 00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,933 How? 330 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:53,004 I'm not sure. 331 00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:55,420 But maybe we can figure it out together? 332 00:13:55,455 --> 00:14:01,599 ♪♪ 333 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,257 There he is. 334 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,672 Congrats on a bear-free day. 335 00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:08,468 Stop lying to me, Mr. Shitshoveler. 336 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,539 I know there are no bears. 337 00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:13,128 Or at least far fewer than you led me to believe. 338 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,508 You were just trying to get rid of me 339 00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,165 because you think I'm incompetent. 340 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,202 Oh, come on. I mean, with all that soup you eat? 341 00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,445 You got to be regular as hell.No. 342 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,654 I mean you think I'm bad at things. 343 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,139 I don't think you're bad at things. 344 00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,519 Yes, I am. 345 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:28,315 I don't deserve to wear this smock. 346 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,007 [ Grunting ] 347 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,528 I'm stuck. 348 00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:36,323 Alright, don't worry. 349 00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:40,534 Let's face it. 350 00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,122 I'm... 351 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,572 worthless. 352 00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:47,472 If I wasn't the son of the king, I'd have nothing. 353 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:50,061 I mean, it's hard to argue with that. 354 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,996 But it's not your fault. 355 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,205 Why not? 356 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,380 Well, your problem isn't that you're bad at things. 357 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:02,556 It's that people don't tellyou that you're bad at things. 358 00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,317 Including me. 359 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:09,184 Alright, how about this? 360 00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,426 Clean slate. 361 00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,428 You start right from the beginning. 362 00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:15,500 And this time, if you screw up, I'll let you know. 363 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,708 Really? 364 00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:18,262 Really. 365 00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:21,748 So, let's go over some shovel motions, alright? 366 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,164 The first one you're gonna master is the scoop. 367 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,407 Scoop. 368 00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,236 Alright, so, what you're gonna wanna do 369 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,238 is get your blade close to the ground. 370 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:30,239 Mm-hmm. Right? 371 00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,344 Like this. Yeah. 372 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,724 Yeah. Now give it a shot. 373 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,381 Okay. Yeah. 374 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,108 [ Breathes deeply ] 375 00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,007 [ People screaming ] 376 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,564 Woman: She's dead! 377 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,359 Any notes? 378 00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:47,429 You did bad. 379 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,431 Mm. I have to be honest. 380 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,019 I don't think shoveling's for you. 381 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,090 Oof. Well, that hurts. 382 00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:54,091 But thank you. 383 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,264 Any time. 384 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,716 Ohh! 385 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,028 Shall we boogie? 386 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:03,203 Yeah! 387 00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:05,136 What am I supposed to do with some book? 388 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:07,414 Come on, man. It's a classic. 389 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,451 It's gotta be worth at least an eighth.Mikey: Hey, best friends. 390 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,418 Sorry I'm late to buying drugs. 391 00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,489 I had to swing by the bank. 392 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,388 Apparently, my rich uncle just died, 393 00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:18,080 and I inherited all this gold. 394 00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:20,289 I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but I trust you guys 395 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:21,704 'cause you're my friends. 396 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,223 Yeah, definitely. Yeah. 397 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,432 Hey, I'll trade you this thing for the gold. 398 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,745 Wow. That's a great deal. 399 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,471 Here you go. 400 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,267 -Let me see. -Al, now! 401 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:36,650 ♪♪ 402 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,411 This isn't gold. 403 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:39,619 It's just dirt. 404 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,103 Yeah, that's right. 405 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:44,141 Who's the dumb one now? [ Laughs ] 406 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,245 It's you! 407 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,248 -Ow! -[ Laughing ] 408 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:49,663 You did great, buddy. 409 00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,286 We've got the book back, 410 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,357 and all they've got is a worthless bag of dirt. 411 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,185 Yeah. 412 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:57,430 I mean, it wasn't worthless, but... 413 00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,157 Ahh. 414 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,503 Wait. What? 415 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,643 I mean, that was expensive. 416 00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:04,644 You bought the dirt? 417 00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:06,128 Yeah. When? 418 00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,371 Earlier. 419 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,131 From who? The Merry Band. 420 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,650 What? 421 00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,617 Oh, dang it! 422 00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:14,102 Maybe we can still get it back. 423 00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,587 No, we can still trade the book for the dirt. 424 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,622 Would that work? 425 00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:19,452 Hey. Yeah? 426 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:23,180 How about, instead, you and me go grab some dinner? 427 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,182 Really? I'll race you home. 428 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,494 [ Both laugh ] 429 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,397 Guys, we've been over this. 430 00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:36,365 When you poison someone, you have to write it down. 431 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,160 We need to be keeping track of this stuff. 432 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,507 Who's been poisoned? Who hasn't been poisoned? 433 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:44,132 Otherwise, we're re-poisoning people, wasting poison. 434 00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,101 Good evening, Lord Vexler. 435 00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:49,551 Oh, hi, Prince. How was your internship? 436 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,242 Ah, it didn't exactly work out. 437 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,830 Oh. Well, don't worry, Your Highness. 438 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,349 I will take care of that peasant. 439 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,868 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, it wasn't his fault. 440 00:17:56,903 --> 00:18:00,389 I was just really, really bad at it. 441 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,874 Yeah, I-I burned down several structures, 442 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,669 I got myself stuck in my smock, 443 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:07,189 and I humiliated myself in public. 444 00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:10,675 Yes. In many ways, it was the worst day of my life. 445 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,160 Oh, wow. That sounds awful. 446 00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:12,746 Mm. 447 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:16,164 Uh, but, hey... 448 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,717 T.G.I.F. 449 00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,341 Yes. 450 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:26,933 ♪♪ 451 00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,521 Thank you. Y-Yeah. 452 00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:30,281 Sure. 453 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,183 Your soup, sir. 454 00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:36,701 Oh. 455 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,570 Uh, no. 456 00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:45,193 No. Thank you. 457 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:53,856 ♪♪ 458 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:56,618 [ Breathes deeply ] 459 00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,447 Wagon. 460 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:06,697 ♪♪ 461 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,388 Ahh. 462 00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:14,256 ♪♪ 463 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:19,572 ♪♪ 464 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:22,747 [ Vampire Weekend's "This Life" plays ] 465 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:26,337 ♪ But I've been cheating through this life ♪ 466 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:31,791 ♪ And all its suffering 467 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,417 ♪ Oh, Christ 468 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:43,182 ♪ Am I good for nothing? 469 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,704 ♪ This life 31189

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