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Aaah!

Aaahh!

Uh... uhhh...

What's wrong with my eye, mama?

The doctor says it's lazy.

But...

we're gonna make you look perfect.

It itches.

Do you want to make friends?

Then keep it... Covered.

Are you a pirate?

She can't be a pirate.

She can't be a pirate.

Happy birthday

to you-ou-ou

I've always said,

if you can't find a friend...

Make one.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Now it's ruined.

Her name is Soozy.

Soozy was the first doll I ever made.

She was my best friend,

and now she'll be yours.

No, no, no, no, no. You can't take her out.

She's special.

What do you think of my pirate patch?

I bet you're wondering what I'm making.

Ok. I'll tell you.

I saw someone today.

A boy.

you know how when you meet someone...

And you think you like them,

but then the more you talk to 'em,

you see parts you don't like?

Like that guy on the bench.

And sometimes...

you don't end up liking any parts at all.

But...

The boy I saw today is different.

I like every part of him.

Especially his hands.

They're beautiful.

Don't be mad.

You've been my friend my whole life.

And you see me.

You always have.

But...

I need a real friend.

Someone I can hold.

Now, I'm gonna give you some cardboard shades

you can wear over your regular glasses

until the dilation wears off.

Will my contacts be ready by Friday?

Should be.

You look awfully excited.

I have a date.

You're sure my eye won't cross with the contacts?

Positive.

The contacts will pull your good eye forward,

just like your regular glasses.

your lazy eye just needs a little help.

I need all the help i can get.

This boy is perfect.

Ooh, slick shades.

What the hell is a scoopel?

Scalpel?

Ohh! Your dog is gonna be fine, ma'am.

Scalpel!

Thanks for the heads-up, doll.

Scoopel.

Uh, wait. Uh, hold 'em up.

Moy, I need a big-a scoopel

for German and Shepherd surgery tomorrow.

No forget it. You prep him up for me.

Hey, May, hold up.

I want to ask you somethin'.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

I've just been racking my brains, you know,

trying to come up with something original.

Do you got any ideas?

You have a beautiful neck.

Thank you.

You should call me one of these nights.

You know? We'll hang out and...

Eat some melons or something.

When I left for vacation,

my dog had 4 legs.

Then I came back.

Now...

Sh-she only has 3.

You know, it's... I mean, I... I looked everywhere.

I... I can't find her leg.

What do I do?

May?

May, would you, um... Help this gentleman?

You gotta help me here. Ok?

I... I got a ser... I got a serious situation here, ok?

I got a... I got a dog that's missing a leg, ok?

You know, I'm throwin'... I throw the stick, and... nothing.

Nothing happens.

Hello?

Jesus. What are you doing?

Relaxing.

Doesn't it hurt?

No.

Ohh! You crazy bitch! Why did you do that?!

Actually...

I kinda liked it.

Do me again.

It was in the rose bushes.

You can't...

Just... Sew it back on...

Can you?

I could.

Hello.

You can use me...

I mean, mine.

Thank you.

What's your name?

May.

Nice to meet you. I'm Adam.

You want to, uh...

Want to smoke a smoke with me?

You gotta puff.

So...

Do you make your own clothes?

Yes.

That's cool.

Thank you, Adam.

You're welcome, May.

I love your hands. Mm-hmm.

I think that they're beautiful.

I used to be a hand model.

I can see you doing that.

I'm kidding, May.

Oh.

Uh, whoa.

Oh.

Well...

Race cars.

What's that?

Yeah. Yeah, my, uh,

girlfriend bought me these.

Anyway...

No, I meant, my, uh... my...

Ex-girlfriend bought them for me.

Practice.

I'll see you around, May.

Right, May. "See you around, May."

Mmm...

I'm... I'm so sorry

that I... tripped in front of you

at the coffee shop, but...

Maybe we can...

You and I, we could do...

do something.

"See you around.

Right?"

Hello, happy.

Uh, Dr. Sarkizan needs you to do a...

"Feco zam" on the "mis-kitay"?

Does that make any sense to you?

Fecal exam on miss kitty. No problem.

Oop. 'Scuse me.

Hey.

What's up, May?

I was, uh, I was just about to...

About to have lunch. Wow, you look great.

You hungry?

I will cut...

And you pick.

Good choice.

So, what do you do, May?

I work at the animal hospital...

And I sew.

Ok. Animal hospital, huh?

Some people think it's kinda gross.

I love gross.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Disgust me, please.

Ok... a couple of weeks ago,

this old man comes in and says his dog is dying.

He begs us to save it.

A 90-pound black lab named Seymour.

We take him in and run some tests,

and we find that he has a twisted bowl

and he needs to be operated on immediately.

So we shave Seymour's tummy...

We cut him open...

And we take out a piece of intestine

about... about the size of a hot dog.

Everything went smooth.

But...

When we went to sew Seymour back up,

we realized that we were out of the heavy sutures

that you're supposed to use for large dogs,

so the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures,

that should do the trick.

Well...

A few days go by...

And the old man calls up...

Hysterical.

The cat sutures had burst

when he was at work, and by the time he got home...

Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch

with his guts spread out all over the concrete...

And the fence was soaked in blood

all the way around the yard.

It was a mess.

I had to sew that one back up.

So, uh...

I guess your job takes lots of guts.

Lots.

Why are those kids touching everything like that?

They're blind kids

from the day care center around the block.

Oh, dang. I gotta go.

I, uh... there's an argento playing

at the Beverly in 15 minutes.

I took the afternoon off.

Uh, they're showing trauma.

Is that a movie?

You've never seen trauma?

Don't go.

What?

Nothing.

I... I should probably get back to work anyway.

Thank you for the, um... sandwich and...

And the cigarette.

I gotta see this movie, but...

Maybe I could see you again sometime.

How about tonight?

Uh... I got this thing tonight, but...

Maybe afterwards.

Great.

All right. Well, uh, i look forward to it, May.

You wanna take it with you?

Thanks for the advice, doll.

So... what were you doing to me

that day at the coffee shop?

I'm so embarrassed.

why?

I've never had a boyfriend before.

Do you like me, Adam?

Sure, I do.

You don't think I'm weird?

I do think you're weird.

I knew that.

I like weird.

i like weird a lot.

You are perfect, aren't you?

Nobody's perfect.

You'reperfect.

You want to see my room?

This stuff freak you out?

Nothing freaks me out.

That's right. It wouldn't, would it?

You're onto me.

I'm a psycho.

Gotcha.

It's pretty cool, huh?

Oh! Jesus Christ!

Who taught you how to kiss?

Soozy.

"Who taught you how to kiss"?!

Ahh!

Uhh.

What's the haps, doll?

What happened to your hand?

Scoopel.

You're funny.

You wanna watch me file?

Hey.

We got the whole place to ourselves.

Let's dance.

Ha ha ha!

Listen. They're serenading us.

Oh, we have to dance now.

Oh...

Please?

Please, please, please?

So, are you gonna dance with me or what?

Do you like pussy?

What?

Cats.

Do you like pussycats?

Jeez, you're a nasty little thing, aren't you?

Do you like loopy?

My landlady's a real bitch.

I have to get rid of her.

Your landlady?

No, dummy, the cat! Heh heh heh!

You're her only hope.

Oh, come on. Loopy will keep you company

when you're all alone.

And besides...

She'll remind you of me.

Ah, wonderful!

Oh. Look at the time.

I have to go.

It's girls' night out tonight.

You want to come?

I know. You need your beauty rest.

Not much of it, though.

Please leave a message after the scream.

Hello, Adam. This is May.

I was just wondering

if you would to be together again...

get together again some time.

I had such a good time last night.

Uh, 742-5663.

That's my number.

Call me a-anytime.

I look forward to seeing you again.

Whoa! Jesus Christ!

May, you scared the hell out of me.

What are you doing out here?

Nothing.

How long have you been standing out here?

Since about 2:00.

You haven't really been standing out here for 2 hours, have you?

What do you think?

Look, I got your message.

I'm sorry I haven't called you back.

I've been really busy with this little movie.

You made a movie?

In college before I dropped out.

I just finished putting it together.

Can I see it?

i'll make you macaroni and cheese.

Dinner and a movie, huh?

Sounds like a date.

I dig your place.

It's really, uh...

Neat.

Is that gatorade?

Heh heh heh!

Cool.

You'll never believe what i had to do at work today.

You ready?

Roll 'em.

So, what did you think?

It was sweet.

It was sweet?

I don't think that she could've gotten

his whole finger in one bite, though.

That part was kind of far-fetched.

Ok, ok, breathe.

Oh, god damn it!

What the fuck is that?

Oh, fuck, I'm bleeding!

I know.

May, what are you doing?

Please, ok? I need a towel.

I, uh, I think...

I think I'm gonna go.

What?

I'll, uh, I'll see you around.

But it's just like your movie.

May, this is weird.

You like weird.

Not that weird.

I told you to face the goddamn wall!

Oops! It fall down.

May, you help feel me.

Doctor, this delivery guy

is insisting that you sign for this.

I make up surgery, Polly, please!

Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good.

Kitty live now, yeah. Heh!

What are you doing?

What?

Take it outside, man.

So, what's up, bro? What are you thinking?

Oh, fuck. She's pretty.

Yeah, but I don't think she's playing with a full deck.

That's not what you want her to be playing with.

Heh heh! This is true.

At least you know she's not out of her mind.

Hey, you know what? We're not talking about May anymore.

I've successfully escaped that lunatic.

Who's May?

Some weird chick Adam just dumped.

How's your lip?

Stow it, all right, would you, please?

I see. May I?

So what if she liked your hands?

Just keep them away from her face.

You're a real prick, you know that?

Heh heh heh!

Yeah, do some more push-ups, asshole.

Fuck you.

What's up, doll?

This is Polly.

I'm just sitting here in my nightie.

I wanted to know how my little puss-puss was.

Come on over if you get this, ok?

What's giving you the sads, doll?

No frumpy faces allowed in this place.

I've wanted to kiss you since I first saw you.

Is this what was bugging you?

I wasn't bugged.

Just angry at someone.

Not me, I hope.

No, not you.

Do you feel weird doing this?

I am weird.

I love weird.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

About me?

Dead.

Can you help us with something?

I, um...

Saw some kids playing in the park,

and I was wondering

if I could volunteer to help watch them.

Well, what kind of kids were they:

Retarded, deaf, crippled, dumb?

They were blind.

So you wanna work at the day-care center?

Would it be the same kids?

Well, what's the difference,

you only like a certain type of blind kids?

Because they are sweet

May canady?

Lucille.

Let's introduce you to the kids.

Do you think I could meet her first, Lucille?

Who petey?

We can try. She usually likes to be left alone.

Nobody likes to be alone.

Hey, petey. I've got someone here who wants to meet you.

Go away, snigglehead.

You are so mean to me, petey.

Good luck.

What ya makin', petey?

Ashtray.

You smoke?

Well, then who are you making an ashtray for, petey?

You smoke?

Yes, I do.

Then you can have it when I'm done.

How ya doin', May?

Great, actually.

Making new friends...

Just right and left.

Lovely.

Loopy...

This is Adam.

Cute.

How are you doing?

Oh...

Man, this thing is broke.

I'm gonna have to go down to the fluff and fold.

Call me sometime?

Yeah, sure.

I'll see you around, May.

May!

Ha. What's up?

Who is it, Polly?

Who is that?

An opportunity I just couldn't pass up.

You want to join us?

Well, then can we do something tomorrow, May?

I gotta hit this.

I understand.

You're jealous!

What's goin' on out there, sweetie?

Shut up, hooker!

Oh, May,

look, i can kick her out

if you really want me to.

You know you're my main mama.

Come here, loopy.

Come here.

Come on.

Come on, girl,

it's been a really rough couple of days.

Shut up!

Thank you.

Hello?

Is Adam there?

Hey, what's up?

Not much.

How did you know it was me?

Hello?

Who... who is this?

May, silly.

What are you doing tonight?

Hello?

Why?

I was just thinking

that Maybe we could get together and do something.

I have plans.

Quiet!

Hello? Who... who are you talking to?

What about tomorrow night?

Maybe.

Maybe?

Ok, what time? I'll wait.

Don't do that.

No, no, no. It's... it's ok.

I'll wait.

I gotta go, May.

Um...

Well, I'll talk to you tomorrow then.

Good-bye, May.

I hate you.

Who can tell me what this is?

We don't know, May.

What is it?

Petey, come here and see if you can figure it out.

I don't know.

Oh, come on, petey, you can try harder than that.

I don't know.

I'll tell you what it is.

What? What is it?

This is my best friend.

My best friend,

and I didn't even realize it

until just last night.

It's just a box.

Her friend must be inside.

That's very good, diedre.

Take it out.

I can't.

Why not?

I just can't.

Come on, May, let it out.

We wanna meet your friend.

No, i...

i... i can't. She's special.

She doesn't come out.

She always stays in. She's very fragile.

No...

petey?

Stop it.

She's out.

No, the floor!

Glass!

Don't!

Ow.

This is May canady.

Please leave your numbers.

Hello?

Where are you, doll?

I think Dr. sarkizan is upset.

Either that or he has a kidney infection,

I'm not sure.

Either way, you need to get your cute butt in here.

You've missed 2 days in a row.

Are you all right?

Miss you. Kisses.

Call me, ok?

Oh, loopy...

I'll miss petting your pretty fur.

Are you ok?

So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes.

No shit.

What's your name?

Doesn't matter.

Hey, wanna go get some jujubes with me?

What's the point?

Just tryin' to be friendly.

Sorry.

Mmm.

Shit, man, I can live off of these.

It's gettin' hella hot.

You mind if I take off my shirt?

Do what you want?

All right.

Ahh.

I love your tattoo.

Thanks.

Fuck!

I'm still burnin' up.

Do you have any ice cubes

I can rub on my nipples?

Ooh.

Freeze!

That's the idea.

Stop.

What the fuck is that?

A friend.

This is some sick shit.

So are we like best friends

now that you've seen what's inside my freezer?

You fuckin' freak!

I'm not gonna be your friend!

Hey!

I need more parts.

Hey, May.

Hey, dude, what's up?

Not much.

What are you reading about?

Amputation.

Is that for work?

Nope.

Just for fun.

Listen, May, i...

I'm sorry things didn't work out between us.

I... you know, it just didn't feel right.

It doesn't feel...

Right, you know?

I understand now.

Adam.

I understand.

Friends?

Ok, all right, i...

I really have to go.

Later, hands.

Right, all right.

See you, May.

How's loopy?

Hmm.

In pieces.

Is she sad about something?

She does get depressed.

She doesn't seem happy.

Oh.

Can I ask what you're doing?

I want to make...

A blouse for you.

Kind of an apology present for the other night...

my behavior.

Oh, May, that is so sweet.

Polly?

Are you back here, sweetie?

Back here!

Did you bring my lunch?

Ooh!

May.

I would like you to meet a new friend of mine.

Her name's ambrosia.

Nice gams.

Aren't they?

can I get a few more measurements?

You ever thought of having this removed?

My grandma said it's the imperfections that make you special.

What do you think?

Freak!

And we'd have enough sex there.

Hello, Polly. This is May.

Happy Halloween.

I was thinking about popping by later

to bring you your new blouse...

Show you my costume.

Give me a call if that's cool.

Miss you.

Kisses.

Call me, ok?

If you can't find a friend,

make one.

Hello, May.

Hello, Polly.

Slick duds.

Thank you.

I was gonna call you tonight,

but, uh...

I've been so busy.

What are you doing right now?

Nothing.

I'm starting to understand what the doctor's saying

20% of the time of now.

It's funny because i always thought

it was the doctor's writing that was supposed to be incomprehensible.

Maybe it's different with animal doctors.

Ah, that's better.

Are you expecting someone?

Did you forget my blouse?

You're not sore about me and ambrosia, are you?

I'm not sore.

You understand it's not serious, right?

It's just a piece of ass.

Whoa!

Whoa ho.

Oh.

Oh, please don't hurt me, May.

Pleasey-please.

I trust you.

I know you would never hurt me, May.

What are you doing here?

Where's Polly?

In the head.

Polly, hurry up in there.

I've been drinking vodka all night,

and I have to piss like a racehorse!

Mmm-hmm-hmm!

You have really beautiful legs.

I thought they were gams.

Gams, stems, wheels, whatever.

Give us a little spin, doll.

Huh?

Turn around for me.

You are so fucking weird.

I don't know what Polly sees in you.

Polly doesn't see anything.

Turn around, miss grable.

Ok, doll.

How was that?

Beautiful.

Sweet costume.

You got any cold ones in there?

Yes, I do.

What are you doing here?

Hello? Anyone home?

I need them, Adam.

Listen, sister,

Adam's taken for the evening.

I like your earrings.

Thanks.

Nice costume.

Thank you. I made it myself.

Just like one of your movies, Adam.

May.

What are you doing here?

So this is May?

Um, do you want to come in for a drink or something?

Thank you.

Should have called.

Would you have answered?

If I was home, yes.

Doesn't matter.

I didn't come here to see you.

Vodka ok?

Sounds great.

Something happen?

Touch me.

Touch my face.

Go on, Adam.

Touch my face.

Stop that.

His hands are mine now, honey.

No, they are mine, quackle-doo.

Fuck you.

What is that, Russian or something?

Touch my face.

Yeah, fucking go on, asshole.

Fucking touch away. I don't give a shit.

Um.

Ok, I'm...

Pretty drunk,

and I'm feeling queasy,

and I just wish you would leave.

Fine, you know what? I'm out of here.

Not you, dumb shit.

Dumb shit.

I guess that would be me.

You're not going to touch my face?

Fine, I'll touch your face.

You're gonna look perfect.

You look, oh...

Words can't describe...

But I don't have to talk to you, do I?

I can just feel,

and you'll feel it right here, too.

Right?

Can't see me.

Can't see me.

See me!

All I want...

S-s-see me.

What...