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to Elise, Francis, Joel and Luke

Matthias & Maxime

So where is Sarah? She's not comming?

No. Meeting girlfriends.

Either a restaurant, or in the sauna.

Have you quarreled?

Why do you think so? We're just great.

Damn it.

I forgot to say - Rivett apologizes, but his sister will be there too.

Shit. Doesn’t he know that we can’t stand her?

She'll be busy. Shooting her short film. Training assignement.

It won’t hurt her. Eats all the liver.

Rivett promised that she will not bother us.

We have our own affairs, she has her own. We won’t even see her.

OUR BREAD IS GIVING US EVERY DAY.

BAKERY PRODUCTS "HOLY FAMILY".

At last.

Why did you get so long? How did you go?

What's the difference? We are here. Or give you the details?

Hold on.

Matt, my sister is here. I suppose you're glad no less than me.

Just happy.

Wandering somewhere with Matisse, her buddy. Trees take off and all nonsense.

Oh my God.

- Great! - Hi!

We waved a hundred kilometers to hang around in the kitchen all day?

They just arrived give them a breath.

- What is he? - Yes, as usual.

Okay, let's go. The sun is already setting.

- Are you kidding me? - And what? I just said.

- Frank. At this rate, I won’t live up to dinner.

- Max? Max! - Brass.

- What? - Take it easy.

What? Oh yes. I forgot, sorry.

Max, this is nothing serious.

This is just weed.

You never listen what they say to you.

- He's empty-headed. Or you just don't care.

- How nice to be among friends! Poor Brass, he lacks love.

Why are you spying on me all the time?

- Tired of it! - Go you know where!

Well, that's enough, let it go!

Do not touch me! Here are morons. Enough said!

- Okay, let's get out of here. - Let's go swimming!

I'll go too.

- Sorry guys. - Well, it has begun.

Damn, I don’t even know how to say it. Here my friends should have arrived

to star in the movie - but at the last minute they merged!

So. The first dish: native speech. In the version for stupid youngsters.

Well, not everyone can talk like fagots!

Well, let's not come your friends. So what?

They, like, should I had to be removed.

- Oh my God. - Matt.

I kinda need two guys to replace them.

- Nobody wants to try? - Do not even ask.

"Type, type" In your film school are all so tongue-tied?

Go off, you nerd!

You promised mom that you will not climb to us!

Leave my friends alone, Erica!

Do not shout! Let your friends decide for themselves!

Hey Hey!

- I agree. - What?

I don't mind playing in your movie.

Oh my goodness, thank you! I always she said that Max is a sweetheart!

- Okay, just leave me alone. But I need two people.

- I will kill you. Do you want this? - Matt?

No way.

Ask Brass. Or not, better than Frank!

- Exactly, Frank! - Super.

Okay. But seriously, guys.

If you want to fit in - whistle. Do not be sloppy.

Twenty four thousand a year, for

to speak like an empty-headed and post food on instagram.

Are you sick?

What? You played in school at Anna Karenina.

Here is the donkey. Tell him to shut up.

What? It was very touching.

You sobbed so naturally.

Second year sobbing with a Parisian accent.

Elephant for the first time who saw the dental floss!

- Right now I’ll drown. - Let him go!

Do you like it when so grabbing you, huh?

Leave me alone!

Close your eyes and think about your teacher!

- Shut up! - About that old man!

Your mother is so fat that eats grilled chicken like nuggets!

And your mother is so fat

what's at mcdonalds her serve immediately at three cash desks!

I’m unlikely to be back for the first Christmas.

Here is how?

So you won't be there all year? - Yes.

What about your mom?

Aunt Jeanette will look after her.

We already went to the notary public.

She will be the guardian in my place.

In the end, I do not the only one in the family.

And it’s as simple as that - you have to pay bills,

buy products, follow so that cash is not lying around.

Any fool can handle it.

- Well, ready for a close-up? - What?

Ready for a close-up?

Yes sir, I'm ready.

Of course you can. This is also a country of the Commonwealth,

Like Canada, visas are not needed there.

- I see. - Will you be a bartender again?

Some documents still needed.

Who will take the alien from the street?

That's why I need letter of recommendation from your father.

I do my best. It's not my fault he's busy.

Wait, I’m not catching up with something.

You don’t go volunteering, and make money.

He means that there Visa cards are not accepted.

What?

- He’s joking. - So, Max?

Yes, I will be a bartender.

This is the first time. The work is familiar.

You will go to hell on the horns in Melbourne

to hang around the counter again?

Translate him two hundred thousand and he will be your neighbor in Cambridge.

No, I don’t care, really.

To start, I’ll work at the bar,

and then I'll start slowly look for your, your...

- Calling. - Calling.

Matt doesn't always tell you and directly shoves the word into the throat.

- "Calling." - "Calling."

Yes, fuck off.

You did this as a child.

- Exactly. - Not understood?

True. Your favorite pastime.

Why are you, I never.

What? Matt, you're crazy.

I don’t understand at all what are you talking about.

We say that this is your jump.

What is another jump?

Well, maybe a couple of times I did it well, three to four maximum!

Yes, just a month ago Susie's birthday party!

I lit candles, and you clung to my words.

- Brass even took it on the phone! - I do not know. I do not remember.

Well, yes, it’s somewhere in the instagram.

Yes? How interesting. Well, show me.

- And I will show. - Come on.

- Do you hear? Someone seems to have come. - Probably Sharif.

I said it's time to set fire to the cake.

And you said that they’re not setting fire to the cake,

and candles that say so only illiterate.

- That's right, but I did not say that. - And the gym was the same.

- What? - Same.

And what did I say?

- Long live the Sharif of Nottingham! - Sharif of Nottingham!

Well how are you my favorite bitches children?

He buys our taxes yourself fashionable clothes!

While you're writing your stupid diploma people are busy.

I assembled a car with my own hands, so that there was something to go to school.

What are you talking about?

What taxpayers discuss a quiet evening in nature?

- What are you, a talk show host? - You're not high?

Not. Although who knows.

“So what were you talking about?” - Oh, nothing.

That Matt is forever wants to look nerdy.

Nothing like this.

He said that I once corrected his mistake in the conversation.

Lord you are my goodness. Matt - Gram-Nazi!

This is a classic. You are absolutely right, Rivett.

Tell me what, every newfangled is a hipster obliged to eat like a pig?

“And by the way, take your feet off the table.” - Exactly.

Why are you guys?

Warning: I am in dangerously close to video proofs!

So so so.

- Hey guys! What is that smell? - What are you talking about?

- What? What? - I do not feel anything.

It just smells like that Matt will lose the argument.

What am I to you - the defendant?

Stop, stop! Found! This is the best day of my life.

- If I'm right... “You won't get anything.”

Well, no, I'm for the punishment.

You are one hundred percent sure why didn't you say that?

Yes, one hundred percent, but I won’t argue.

Not necessarily for the money.

What is the argument about? Rivett something is wrong said, but Matt corrected him?

- Yes. - Yes.

So guys. I still student loan repay.

“I know what to argue about.” - Fuck off, you fool.

“Bet on your Dupont.” “This is not Dupont.”

No matter i won't argue on the lighter that my father gave.

“You don't smoke.” - I support the company.

Poking friends who celebrate a birthday.

Well, to hell with you, let's argue!

I knew you would agree.

But what we argue, I will not say.

Listen, this is not done.

You don’t suffer financially physically too.

We won’t throw you into the lake, believe me.

Just tell me, Rivett.

Come on - if you're right you just calm down on this.

"Your punishment must be more severe."

"What is the next step your brilliant plan?"

"Crash the plane! To all perish!"

Alright Matt. You have to promise that you fulfill the dispute.

This is not scary.

I'll win. I know I didn't say such. At least then.

Did not tell? Okay.

- That's it, I'm lighting a cake. “Not a cake, but candles on a cake.”

Well you give. Great catch!

Okay, you won. What's next?

You have to star in Erica's movie.

- That's cool. - Come on, come on. I heard right?

Yes, he’s been a fool.

He said she would get us her stupid short film.

- Well, why immediately stupid? - Which one then?

Sorry guys. Have you kissed before?

When washing dishes? No no.

- Okay. I'm serious. - Of course not.

Not...

- Well maybe. It was once. - What?

- In graduation class or a little earlier. - No.

- Okay. - Not.

So, this is soon to be.

In your scene in the movie.

There are two guys in love in the story.

What an idiot you are, Marco! What are you chasing me?

I don't drive you, Erica! You just infuriate us with your stupid ideas!

No, the idea of ​​norms, only need to be warned.

He lost the argument!

“Yes, Matt, refusing is not good.” - That's not the point. Simply.

Listen up!

It never occurred to me that...

So what?

You always tremble each other and mess around on the floor like nuts!

Oh, don’t worry, boys!

"Oh, don’t worry already." "Boys."

Shut up, donkey ass.

“Why didn't you tell us anything?” “What would it change?” Take it easy!

Damn you can talk in normal language?!

Yes please! So what's the difference? A?

Well?

No, you do not think, I'm fine I relate to this, simply.

This is not the point at all.

- Moreover, we already kissed once. - Enough, what are you talking about?

What?

It's true. I myself remember on party with Karin Mercier, at her house!

Frank, you're a peeker!

I then ate three pills Ecstasy, and it hit me.

Okay, got it already! I am this I’ll do it if you feel like it!

What the?

Matt?

Nonsense is all.

Oh god, how beautiful. I could die right now!

“Do I have to be in this?” - Yes. So it is necessary for contrast.

And this Vegeta will stick around here?

- What other Vegeta? - The dumb type of Dragonball.

Is that the HBC series?

Nevermind. You can just have it.

You would finish your affairs somewhere upstairs, huh?

Well, your creativity.

Oh May year. Okay. So it is.

What you need to know. This movie...

he is super impressionistic but in the same time - expressionist.

You see, no?

Of course, I'm not an expert, but, in my opinion, impressionism and expressionism.

These are mutually exclusive concepts. Is not it so?

Okay, so I have to explain synopsis to you.

So, two women. Or two men, never mind.

You are sitting nearby and suddenly - bam!

Kissing. I.e, such a natural life.

But I, you know, I'm sorry, of course.

I don’t want to bring down your impulse, but we are still two guys.

Lord, what are you little goodies.

Okay, there’s a little ambush because

at your generation their backward glances.

But personally, for example, I try Do not label yourself.

From the outside - yes, there is a difference,

but if you do not take into account the beard and the whole this masculine dregs, how do you know?

Seriously? Did they stir up in high school?

Cool, huh?

I don’t know, it seems that Matt has already forgotten everything.

And then, I myself studied in parallel, but I’m hearing about it for the first time.

What?

“You haven’t said anything dumber in life.” - And what?

You study psychology in Cambridge!

Did he have to fill the tatuha:

"Compressed with Max at school, never forget "?

Fools.

Lord it's a better day of my life. Thanks!

Frank, you're like that janitor at the university,

which at night solves unsolvable math problems.

Also they found Newton’s bin. Come on!

Our Frank is a clever Will Hunting. All I studied the books in the library!

I can be nutty but the brains are fine.

“Okay, genius, be more modest.” - Come on.

Hide from the eyes, freaks!

Well, let's go.

Ready?

So, four three two one motor!

Max? Max, are you sleeping?

- How can I help you? - I'm looking for Rivetta?

- Rivetta? - Yes.

Yes you got lost, man! Do you want me to take you by car?

Is he crazy to swim so far?

Heck. I'm lost.

Why did you even go there?

Is everything all right, Matt?

FOR TWELVE DAYS BEFORE DEPARTURE TO AUSTRALIA.

Your father can be proud of you.

I even allowed myself to write SMS to Metru Ruiz

and inform him of the successes of his son.

Of course I wouldn’t like to running too far ahead but

your work is really impressive.

I believe that soon we will call the exact date

let's just say - in the near future.

So, I’m thinking about

to give you more authority in the company.

How I like to talk - chair overlooking Mont Royal!

Well, what can you say?

No, me. Of course I...

Of course, I am very glad to hear that.

- You know, Matt. “No, no, Gilles, simple.”

Not a word more!

At your age quite naturally doubt yourself.

Experiment, try something new.

Once you wake up - and oops!

You understand that you get stuck in a swamp.

Yes. It happens that all my life a person does one thing

but it turns out that he you need something completely different.

So let's leave the talk about increasing -

for a while and get back to Thompson's case.

Where is it? But. Today I spoke with Madame in the morning...

What is her name? God i forever confuse the names. Madame Madame Madame

Madame.

Just a moment, where am I doing this. But.

What are you doing?

I cook pasta. As you like.

Has your brother not been announced?

Do you still love pasta? Last time you liked it.

Yes.

This little asshole does not answer my calls.

So, I didn’t understand something.

No need to grab a cigarette barely opening his eyes.

Well yes.

What are you doing?

Well.

Stop playing toys. Come here.

“Tomorrow I will meet with Aunt Ginette.” - Lucky.

She is almost retired.

Can take care of you until I am gone.

I do not want to see this here hysterical. I am not disabled.

Someone has to deal with documents,

shopping, money. To be guardian. So she will be.

I did not get that?

You know what is behind you someone needs to look closely.

I do not need anybody! When is that will it finally reach you?

I do not need neither you nor she, no one!

Calm down. I don’t want to listen to all this.

- What I want, then I say! This is my house! “But I pay the bills.”

My money!

You take money from me, come here and pour me shit!

Money, you say? Do you really can I trust money?

You got me, do you hear me?

You just revel in your power the dictator is unfinished!

My eyes wouldn’t see you!

I'll be back when you calm down.

Thank god your brother doesn't see you.

He even knows how you are with me cost? He knows?

“Lord, don't start again!” - He knows?

- He knows everything, and for a long time! - Well, yes!

I'm tired of swearing endlessly with you about this!

You lie to me endlessly.

I'm not lying! Well, that's enough! I cant more! We are trying to help you!

And I do not need your help! In the coffin, I saw her, okay?

“Neither your help nor your money.” - Yes, you would have been gone for a long time!

Without me you would be on the street! In the mud would be lying in the trash!

Go to hell!

Go you know where.

I miss you over the weekend. Did you miss?

“Missed” is not quite the word.

Lord Ribs at least take pity!

Did you buy wine

- Guilt? “We're going to Martin.”

It flew out of my head. Is it today?

Nothing. Go to the shower for now and I'm running to the store.

Will Max be there too?

I don’t know, ask him yourself.

What happened? Did you quarrel?

- No, just interesting. - Okay, go to the shower.

Great, how are you?

Hi Julien, it's me. How are you?

- Yes, everything seems to be all right. “Why are you speaking English?”

Yeah, I got tramp! This is Jules Leave a message after the beep.

Hi Julien, it's me.

Cool, I didn’t even understand right away that it is an answering machine.

Listen, I'm coming from mom right now.

I think you need to know that she already

half a year doesn’t use anything,

so it can be said things are going well.

In general, I do not know if your weekend plans are shorter

Mom’s birthday

we could have dinner or go to a restaurant.

Of course from New Haven to Montreal is not a short way,

but sure she would be happy to see you.

Take your head out of the phone, woodpecker!

I do not understand. Is he fooling around?

I bet his English speakers classmates and half are not so good.

He plays in a jazz ensemble.

That is, he played. He didn’t like it. Yes, Marco?

Mom, you asked me to play and now you’re not falling silent!

Oh, my goodness. Forgive us, Amadeus.

We will sit quietly like mice.

Like a mouse!

- And what did he do in the jazz ensemble? - I have no idea.

I hear everything.

- Hello! - And here are the latecomers!

One latecomer!

Sarah has nothing to do with it, I'm sure. My dear, how are you?

Well... The first twenty years You’ve been late for my life

and now when I live separately you always come earlier!

He's right, Francine.

You know, Colette Kostopoulos, not I expected such a betrayal from you!

Who am I playing for?

- Look, you're all dirty. - This is my new image.

I like.

There is a clock on the wall. Why are you looking at your hand?

Why are you wearing a white cap get on the ass?

On the head, not on the ass.

- Do not twitch. - Nipples!

It should be so.

And what will you do if in Australia brow forehead?

Well, enough already.

They will not tell me anything.

And now they are not fermented, I just fell.

I stumbled on the street.

What will you do there?

Do you mean at all or day after day?

Both.

I will look for work, what else.

You have a job here.

Do you feel bad in this bar with me?

And the jacket is covered in blood, at least throw it away.

Take something from Eric's clothes.

Say you have plans Friday night?

I do not know. I will work for Karo, she’ll leave by midnight.

Just my friend Sharif having a party.

We are all going there.

Are you asking for a date?

No, just looking for who gave me a lift. Yes, date.

Suggest me spend the evening in the company of drunken gagging faces

for stupid word games?

Well, in general, yes. Is it interesting to you?

Not really? Okay, I’ll come.

- The situation is stupid! “How could you know?”

Jean-Marc told me: "I have a new boss. She is from Jamaica

we call her The Wolf of Ilsa and she’s always dressed like a nun"

I warn guests and Zhoslin,

who comes with a new girlfriend. Such a tall, luxurious girl.

Feet - straight from the ears.

I'm starting to crucify:

"Chief Jean-Marc dress like a nun

wants to appear holier than the pope."

- And that was she! - It was she!

It was necessary to be saved! Lock her up and throw away the key!

I'm telling you!

It turned out that this is not new girl Zhoslin.

It was she, the Wolf of Ilsa!

Nightmare.

They just arrived at the same time, she sat and listened to it all!

From Jamaica - what the hell? I'm even tanier than she is.

She was milk white!

- It's true! - Confirm! You saw it!

- Eric was given such an assignment. - Seriously?

(Yes! Remove short on the topic "Who am I?")

Lord, Erica, you have really have talent!

Listen, can you be quieter already?

Yes, otherwise we will skip the whole dialogue.

“Is that sunflowers?” - No, daisies.

Well, yes, for sure.

- Again, this dregs about non-binary gender. - Die.

Why then sexual characteristics? Do they not decide anything?

BETWEEN HELL AND PARADISE.

Bravo.

ERIKA RIVETT FILM

- Very well! “What a fellow you are, Erica!”

We still have, like, no sound,

no color grading, and Matisse yet didn’t finish the final credits, but...

Bravo, Erica, congratulations. Very beautifully shot.

And so touching! I was literally captured!

Erica, I take off my hat to you. Well, the task, nothing to say.

I don’t know how you girls but it threw me into a fever.

I'm so proud of you, daughter! You really have talent.

You must believe in yourself more.

Yeah, the talent to insert "type" five times in a sentence of six words.

Shut up, stuffed empty-headed.

Erika! Marc Antoine, be more polite with my sister.

You didn’t tell me you shot in the movie Erica. Wow!

I didn’t think anyone would see him.

I really liked it.

- All is well? - Yes.

- Did you smoke? - Yes.

- This is a metaphor. - But it turned out very sensually.

Yes very. And this color,

so bright red just like a tomato.

Very impressive.

There is something from Almodovar!

Yes, senorita, fine. I really liked it very much!

Sensual movie.

Okay, who wants lemonade? I'll go do it.

- I will! - I will help you.

- DO NOT leave. You're the birthday girl today. “Well, if you insist on it.”

How quickly our children grew up!

These two have already received everything they could.

Yes, and our dear Max. What a life.

I know. Hhh

Matt, why don't you give me anything did you say? Such a wonderful movie!

So you are famous, Matt.

Could warn. What, it was impossible to wait?

I could not get through to you.

Listen, your scene goes on just a minute. I can put it again if you want.

Didn’t you like it? You look wonderful there!

I just did not expect that will be a big premiere.

Well, stop it. Why the premiere, all of them are right there.

Erica is so proud of her film. Really, golden?

“You went awesome there, seriously.” - Very very good.

And I don’t say which is bad, Erica, but...

You agreed to star! This is a show business!

Firstly, I did not agree. Explain what you are sitting?

I? No, explain it yourself.

There is nothing to explain, dear.

Do not call me dear. Sorry I.

Colette Kostopoulos!

Have you forgotten about our lemonade?

Now!

Lord Martina what do you have in this teapot?

- Quite already, or what? - And what?

Colette, this is not a kettle! This is a humidifier!

Here is the kettle!

Do you mind if I turn on the music?

Just fits the situation.

Can I look at you tomorrow at the bachelorette party? How are you?

Of course, Matt, this is your home.

You asked mom What to bring on Friday?

- What? - On Friday. What to bring from the products?

And what will happen on Friday?

She's having a garden party.

Garden party? Why didn’t anyone tell me?

You just forgot. Now everyone is having parties.

And for what reason?

Sarah. What reason?

We are seeing Max off to Australia.

Oh yes, for sure. How could I forget.

Yes Yes.

Yes Yes. I'll ask her.

We will not arrange a gas chamber, but also on we will not smoke on the street. I will open the window.

Are you worried? Still, such a journey.

Well no.

Are you dating anyone now?

And you?

Well, I am amused. This train is long gone, my boy.

Why? You're beautiful.

“True, beautiful.” - Thanks.

You always knew how to say something pleasant. This is all your trouble.

Good guys are rarely trusted.

I don’t know why but as it is. Alas.

But you somebody yourself you will find, I'm sure.

So look.

- Here are all the documents. - Yes.

A meeting has been scheduled for that week.

Will need to be again go to a notary public

to make you officially issued as a sub-trustee.

Sub-furnace... As you said? Well, a word!

Sub Trustee Deputy guardian.

Lord, the language can be broken.

Ok i have time one more cigarette.

Sub Trustee

Well, let me see.

- Yes, what is there. - Come on, come on.

Look. This is just a bunch of pieces of paper.

Your responsibilities are explained here

all kinds of property questions and so on.

Damn it! Financial affairs banking information.

Yes. What exactly?

It says what you will carry responsible for her money.

In general, for everything. In short you will patronize her.

- At times it’s not easy with her, however. - Yeah.

What is it on your forehead?

So, nonsense.

Would you see what i did to him.

Small yes, yes, boy?

Oh god break already almost over.

Guardians do not watch hours.

I don't want to be late for my last day at work.

I did not forget anything? Forever forget something.

- Cigarettes. - Yes, there are documents.

Well, let's go, I'm late.

Running to your favorite job, Ginette!

Next week to us a young lawyer arrives

- from the company Hartley-Himelstein. - Yes, from Toronto.

Exactly. His name is. Lord so in the language and spins.

Ah, McAfee! Mater McAfee.

He is coming on Friday

so to speak, for intelligence, to evaluate, what are we doing here.

In short, the task is simple. Flatten him somewhere, let him have fun.

Restaurants, clubs, good pubs...

Cappuccino at McCafe.

In general, do everything so that in a week

he invited his bosses to meet with us.

In the envelope you will find all the information:

arrival time number flight, hotel name.

But where is he? I am very counting on you, Matt.

Caution!

What would I do without you!

A WEEK BEFORE DEPARTURE.

Rivett's mother changes the dryer in a country house.

Rivett said she was selling the old one, but I think they will give it back like that.

Lord you are my goodness.

Your forehead is strong. Even the remote control is broken.

I didn’t want to hit you on the head.

Have you eaten?

Did you have breakfast

Yes, I ate.

Answer when asked - I can’t read thoughts.

I just said yes had breakfast. What else?

Where do you think you have lunch?

I can bake a swiss pie.

Remember when you and brother came from school?

- The smell of the cake from the doorway. “I remember I was there.”

For the pie you need breading.

And ham, broccoli, I didn’t buy anything.

Yes, and no time for pies. Why is this all?

I just wanted to make you happy with something.

Or not?

Maybe at least try?

It’s not at all necessary to bake Swiss pie. I tell you, not the Princess of Monaco.

You are funny.

Mr. McAfee? Mater McAfee!

Heck! Mr. McAfee! Mister McAfee, I'm Matt. Sorry.

- What do you want? - I'm Matt. Sorry. I.

- So what? - I'm Matt.

- Sorry, buddy. I was just joking. “You.”

Yes, yes, I noticed you. Matt, right?

Yes it was funny.

Not at all funny. I just They gave shitty vodka on the train

and my mood went bad. Nice to meet you.

Listen, I'm starving. The grub was disgusting.

I was almost sick.

Wait, where am I going? Do you know where to go?

Well, of course, this is your city! Where are we going?

Us there.

There? Allonsey. Am I right, allonzi?

- Yes, allonzi. - Allonsey.

I speak French but I can connect a couple of words.

- Normally you speak. - Okay. Allonzi!

- Delicious? - Yeah.

How do I know if you are silent?

Delicious. Everything is fine.

Tell me, in general, I tried to get through

Julien and left him a message to the answering machine.

Yesterday. You did not hear him greeting on the answering machine?

He recorded a new one. I mean,

what do you hear when The answering machine turns on.

“I understood what you want to say.” - Yes.

I haven’t called him for a long time. is he never calls back, so.

Well, generally

i thought you it can cheer up.

His answering machine?

He plays there those who call him.

The call. He does not pick his phone up.

Great, how are you? Yes, everything seems to be all right.

I do not understand English.

Wait a little bit now.

Now all the youths are talking in English, it's fashionable.

Yes you listen!

Okay, that's it already.

The point is what you think

that he picked up the phone and speaks with you, and this is actually an answering machine.

Give me back my money.

Return the money before you leave.

I have changed, everything is fine with me.

I am corrected.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

- Max! “What the hell am I doing here?”

Well, stop it. Sit down. Let's talk, we are adults.

I beg you. Sit down for a moment. It is impossible constantly swearing about it.

Swiss cake, you say? Cheap wiring!

I won’t give you the money, understand? Only over my dead body.

What the heck?

- Why are you here? - Hold on! Hold on, I say!

Come on, okay? Hold on!

I hate it.

Come on, hide! What more can you do?

Baby Max is hiding in the toilet!

Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up yourself.

Well, and how is the baby? Is he crying?

Has our sweetie started?

And so all my life. These damn twigs turn my nose away

Well, well, not a bitch. Nowadays it’s no longer kosher to say so.

I mean the girls who writhe that

just because they study You see, the history of art.

Lord how much I lost with them time, who would know!

They just have to show off.

Maybe they are normal girls, but.

In short, I now have girlfriend, we are engaged, so.

Congratulations!

Yes. Thanks. Even somehow became proud of himself.

I remember watching in childhood on the ring on the father’s hand

and thought, “Damn, I want that too.”

I wanted to grow up soon and also wear a ring.

“So you live in Montreal?” - Yes.

I rarely come here, but chicks you have a sight for sore eyes here.

Every time to us send interns from McGill,

they are so luxurious, energetic, cocky brunettes.

Right, turn off the lights!

Matt, I'm not bothering you, tell me honestly?

No no, what are you. Just me.

We can speak french if it’s easier for you.

I'm a little worried about I'm late.

- Are you late? Where to? - To the wires of a friend.

“Is he leaving?” - Yes. For two years.

Are you close to him?

Very, very close?

No, I would not say.

Just my mom is happy farewell party

so how is it...

- Nuisance? - Awkward.

My poor boy. Yes, I'm joking.

Can?

I will cry.

Well, pay.

So vegetables in the garage in the fridge cheese - eat, crab dip - eat.

Everything is.

Next time write more smaller, Francine Lamy!

I made for you meat pies, Max!

I know, Francine. Thanks! It was not necessary.

“Stop fooling around, please.” “No, I do.”

Do not sit, sit, fly while they give!

In Oceania, meat pies Do not grow on trees!

In Oceania? You still say - in the south of Indochina, Francine!

Well, of course. Ladies and Gentlemen, Rivett begins to get smart!

If you want, I can run to the store and bring a couple of bourbon bottles!

- Calm down already, sissy. “How curious you are.”

Come here, sissy, and help me!

When you stop grinding nonsense, life won't stop!

Come on, come on!

Now I'm going, two minutes.

Lord, how did I get so wrapped up.

Late for an hour and from the doorway Do you know that you’ve wound up?

Your father knew how to invent excuses are better.

I wrote you sms. Is this the end of matriarchy?

Matriarchy today in the kitchen! I don’t have time for your SMS.

Why buy a phone if you do you forget it in the room anyway?

So, the representative of the Internet generation, shut your mouth!

- Ah, you are here! - Yes. Already did not wait.

All is well?

I was detained by this type of Toronto, there was nowhere to go.

"There was nowhere to go" - this the same thing that "I'm not to blame."

Where one is, there is another. A familiar story.

Mom, stop it.

Max has been biting his nails for an hour now.

This is his problems. He can and talk, he has a language.

He’s not comfortable here without you!

You brought him a recommendation letter? From your father.

- Which letter? - Well, that's enough!

He needs to get a job in Sydney, bosses demand recommendations

I know, but I'm not to blame.

- Here! "That's not my fault". - "Here!"

Third attempt. I personally go to this "picking center",

and by noon the package is ready to send. I saw it myself!

Please, to the kitchen, we need to be secret. Thanks.

Yes Yes. To everyone,

it's about a book which is called the "Secret."

I wonder if there’s any switch

which can be disabled your chatter

“So it is.” - What will we do?

- Come here, Matthias! - Aha! Let's whisper!

In general, you will speak first, say a little speech.

Matt, Matt.

Ok I will tell. What then?

First speech, then we give him a sweater.

Sweater first, because the iPad much. Well, you understand.

And after the gifts will be cake with berries!

What other berries?

Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries.

What in the word "berries" is not clear to you? All right, go!

“They crashed.” - Come on.

I tell you, crashed.

Attention please!

Hush boys!

You, of course, are no longer children, but that's all you are my favorite boys anyway.

And you, dear Sarah.

Dear Maxim. I know, you do not like long speeches.

And yet...

But you have no choice. You are leaving. Leaving us

for two years.

So Matt wants you something say goodbye.

Max. Max.

I would not want to.

I know that you do not like...

all rants so try shorter.

Sorry, probably need there was something to sketch in advance.

Come on, come on!

Very strange and unusual stay here without you

But at the same time.

Lord, how could I put it better.

We will be very not you grab but i know

that you will return to us by another person.

With new strength, with new energy.

And I'm sure.

I am sure that there, in distant lands, you expects a lot of interesting discoveries.

That will enrich your world. So there you go!

Of course we will miss you.

I think I have the right to say so on behalf of everyone. For Max!

I thought you were more eloquent.

“Well then, for Max!” - For Max!

- For Max! - For Max!

- Your health, Max. - For Max!

And now - gifts. Gifts, presents!

How much can you repeat I hate gifts!

Goodies, as always!

Especially meat pies.

I'll see you again before your departure on Wednesday?

- Yes, only I'm going on Friday. - Seriously?

Yes, on Friday. I’ll come back for a suitcase.

And why did I decide that on Wednesday?

- Nonsense. You should not have to spend money. - Come on, stop it.

Do not be silly! And by the way, this is from us from everyone.

Max, can you throw me jpg coordinates of the Sharif?

I forgot the phone in your car.

What are you saying? I'm right did you hear? Benjamin Sharif?

No no, Omar Sharif, actor, he already dead. We gathered to him.

Yes, Francine, your favorite handsome Sharif.

If I could, then I would go with you myself.

So what? Give him a chance.

Is he still studying, our Benjamin?

When will he become a teacher?

He is already giving lectures.

Stop it, I was not born yesterday. What was his diploma?

So call him and ask.

Do not tempt me. Still he very beautiful Alain Delon

plus Peter Sellers Moroccan spill.

I have always been partial to the Basques.

Here is Matt's father, for example - handsome Portuguese

connoisseur of wines and rubies, which are few.

Guys, I have to say goodbye.

- How, you are not going to Sharif? - Poor handsome Benjamin!

“Seriously, I'm pretty damn tired today.” “And I thought you were.”

Okay, but you know what I think.

And I already told Felish Mokett that you starring in his student work.

- Go you know where. “We're just kidding.” Relax, Matt.

I don’t understand at all why aren't you going.

The week was difficult.

Matt, can I have a second?

“Max, will we still see you?” - Oh sure.

- We will be in touch. - Matt!

Listen, I can take you there. Take a taxi back.

Sarah, that’s not the point. To me I just don’t feel like it. I'm tired.

Matt, shut up please two minutes. Listen to me.

Now it’s only half past seven. You are not a century old.

You brought a lawyer to lunch but did not translate "War and Peace"!

Okay. I will go.

I will wait in the car.

I don’t need to in Bordeaux. Take me to Longyou, dumbass!

What are you doing there, huh?

Taking off these stupid fashion clothes! Hate.

It's me only to please Francine.

Tell this guy with funny dudes on the shirt.

Leave me alone. I at least I don’t dress like a fagot.

Who's that fagot?

- Frank, turn back. - Who am I?

Well yes. Are you Frank? Back. Back, I say.

No, it’s you spinning ahead.

Damn it really so hard catch one station?

- Get off, Brass! - Your hands are crooked!

Ah, this is the same song. Sorry.

This is when we are throwing mushrooms and sat down to watch "Invasion of the barbarians"?

Yes exactly! Then we went

out of town and until morning about all vulgarity.

And then they competed who would come up adjective of twelve letters!

- I try, do not pull me! - Damn, now we will miss her!

At some point, I realized that outgrew these jokes and these songs.

I will go to them today

but in general, I want to spend more time with you.

We need to somehow distance ourselves from this company.

I'm not talking about everyone, of course. About one or two.

Do you plan such things in advance?

This usually happens somehow by itself.

Yes, but...

I understand you had business

but just a half hour with friends is it already an unbearable burden for you?

And it happens with your mom not easy to cope

i know but you have to be more tactful, Matt.

Otherwise, it is not clear who will be next.

Yes, but...

Let me finish, Matt!

This speech you today issued for Max.

Do you think she made someone happy?

And it never crossed your mind that Max might be offended

If you don’t go with them today?

And I don't... Now left?

Yes, but...

Why do you always think only of yourself?

Well, should I always think about Max?

Why do you need me at all are you saying this now?

What for you to arrange a court for me?

This is all because of the movie, right?

I knew because of this damned movie.

I guessed?

Sarah! Sarah!

Matt, I don’t understand at all what are you talking about!

Stop pretending. You saw this crappy craft by Erica!

Sarah, it means nothing to me!

We just had a dispute.

I didn’t even want to do this! Clear?

So just forget about it and, in general, let's forget everything.

- Now turn right? - Yes.

Have a nice time.

Yes to all of you.

So, everyone was silent, while I explain the rules.

- Guys! “Sharif, this is your house, but you are silent.”

Toast for a decade of friendship.

Never mind. So round one.

Say anything but Avoid root words.

What other roots?

Well, for example, "home is a housewife," "love is a lover," and so on.

Round two: only one word.

- Brass, now you’ll get a forehead. - Why are you bothering me?

Third round: pantomime. Whatever there was no single sound. Truncated, Brass?

Pantomime! How much is 30 or 45 seconds?

- Let it be 30. - 45!

Ok, 45! By hardcore.

So, we begin, ladies and gentlemen!

Runner.

This one is like him. Usain Bolt!

Lord Max. I'm scared for you.

Shut up! Now it's my turn!

“Rivette, Rivette, calm them down!” - He answers!

- But I did not hear. “I don’t understand why you are so mad.”

- You did not guess right. - Owens? Jesse Owens!

It's not fair! It cannot be counted!

I said "Jesse Owens"!

Jesse Owens is for you not a legendary runner?

- Yes. - Rivett, time. Set the timer.

- Lord, now. - Come on, Sharif!

- Get ready. - Three, two, one, let's go!

- So the Throne, the throne. - Game of Thrones?

They didn’t give you a word!

- John Snow! John Snow! - Yes!

Rivett, stop the game! Rivett!

Max. What did you tell him?

To whom? Rivetta?

Do not make round eyes.

You whispered something to him ear ten seconds, no less.

- He was talking about Jesse Owens. - Well yes.

- Really? And what did you say? - What's the difference? The round is won back.

So guys, we were going to have fun.

I'm not talking to you. Max!

Can I at least finish my round?

Shut up! Sit down and count to ten. Max!

I didn’t understand something. Are you okay, Matt?

Yes, yes, but what? I know.

You told Rivett which the word you call next.

Is that all? Okay, go to hell.

- Wait a minute. - No, everything is fine.

Some shitty conversation, honestly.

- Do not know - do not go. - Nonsense.

Can? I want to finish we have ten points

as a compensation for the fact that you are croaking.

All agree? Ten points.

Matt, Matt. Calm down.

I am calm as an elephant! Or is ten points too much?

Let it be five. Five, okay? Well, at least three.

What are you talking about?

What fly have you bitten? What is the problem?

No problem, I just love when cheating.

Well enough! I didn't cheat, okay?

You act like a complete loony, Matt.

What? I am crazy? Sorry, but I just in sound mind and bright memory.

If you are going to continue same spirit, you better go home.

You probably don’t understand what it means to cheat, Frank.

Your intellectual level does not reach this.

Guys, this is just a game! What are you really?

Frank. Frank. Calm down.

Frank, don’t.

No, Frank.

- Guys, I'm serious. - Frank.

Frank.

You expose yourself to mockery, Matt. Just go home.

Uh, what are you doing?

Frank! Frank! Look at me.

Stop Let him go.

You forgot to ask, spotted.

To hell with the devil these games!

- We can go there. “Well, well, we can, but what's the point?”

Already everyone on the planet was there, except you.

Who I see. Mad Matt. Villain number two.

And who is number one?

I, of course.

Where is that damn lighter?

Frank.

I don’t even know, Matt.

Reaches my level to yours exclusive? What do you think?

Frank, don’t. I want to apologize.

Seriously, forgive me.

C'mon, I'm kidding. Breathe out, bro!

How touching, just to tears!

They quarrel, fight, but still love each other!

Are you jealous? Also do you want to cram with me?

Of course he’s jealous. He told me himself!

- Well, that's good! Let it go! - Come on, ask me politely!

Let go now, be stunned! Let go, you moron!

All right, let go, Monsieur Francis!

- It. - Who's next?

- Brass, Brass. Your move. - Come on.

He hides the joker in his sleeve.

Lucky. You have a good card.

Rivett, go already.

- Good, because when they are. - Listen, that's enough, huh?

Go somewhere to the living room watch TV.

I can’t concentrate when you breathe in my ear.

“Rivett, we're waiting.” - Matt.

- Well, so how? - Come on, don't slow down.

Well, you and an idiot! Is it really that hard? Seven did not notice?

- What are you laughing at? - Yes, nothing.

Enough!

Is that your mom’s sauce?

Don't talk about my sauce Moms in that tone.

- Why are you? Delicious. - Still would.

Friends should never discuss religion

money and their mothers. And especially their sauce.

Whose move?

You wouldn’t like it too if I would be attached to your mother’s sauce.

Stop

I do not understand. This is not us.

Matt

Heck. I'm not leaving on Friday.

I was about to leave on Friday but I’m going on Sunday.

Get lost!

I want us to spend weekend together.

So we talk. We need to talk.

I want to understand.

Matt

Hello?

Wow!

I think you're from those who like vodka.

- A good thing. - Yes?

Damn, I thought you weren’t coming. Come on, the table over there.

I'll tell you honestly -

even about Islam I don’t have to argue so often in our office,

both on the topic of monogamy and fidelity.

Hey miss. Ms. Ms. Can we have two servings of vodka?

Stop, stop, stop. Do you like Sauer Puss?

I...

Let's take a chance. Two portions Sauer Puss, please.

This is very strange, I know. What a heat there! Yes?

So, about fidelity.

All our social behavior built on the need to possess.

This also applies to people. But we are not people. We are animals.

Am I an animal?

Yes! Are you a lion or a dog or god knows him - a tiger.

But women are the same. We are all animals!

That's why marriages break up.

Just over time, we understand that no one belongs to anyone.

We just live close by with each other until

until one of us hears a call - and will not go further

up or down stairs animal kingdom.

- What's your name? - What?

“You didn't tell me your name.” - Really?

Not.

Kevin. Can Kev.

Kev. Good.

- Yes. - Kevin.

On the eve of departure.

- Hi, Max! - Hi!

You still wear that beautiful one the sweater that I gave.

See how much trash.

Lord you are my goodness. Just a moment.

Now I will push everything back.

Like this. Well, the norm for physical We have completed the exercises for today.

You are wonderful, Francine. True. Thanks a lot.

Don't be silly, please.

- Listen. - Yes?

I...

Where do you rush, sit down. Do you want some iced tea?

Of course, now is not the season, it’s getting colder, but still.

I still have to work until late, so.

How about a big glass of water?

Do you drink enough water, Max?

Do you like water at all?

Well, of course you love.

Francine, it’s not difficult for you to give me...

thank you give me the phone your ex-husband, ronaldo.

I really need him letter of recommendation.

Yes?

I worked for the master Ruiz last summer and I asked Matt,

so that he passes my father request for a letter of recommendation.

Well, of course. And Matt did he do what you asked for?

Yes. I later reminded him a couple of times, but it seems...

I know that he passed mine I asked for a letter, but...

I'll look for his phone.

He must be here somewhere.

One minute. Ronaldo

Wait a moment. Lord this is my small handwriting!

Didn’t you ask Matt?

Max?

He should be upstairs. Wait, I am now.

Thanks, Francine.

Our farm with Max

Farm Matt and Max. Matthias, 7 years old.

Heck.

Homeowners Partnership

never addressed on this occasion to my client.

Hello, says Maxim LeDuc,

friend Matta Ruiz.

He told me,

so I call his father, mater Ruiz,

which you work for and asked a letter of recommendation

which he was supposed to write to me. The thing is, I'm leaving for Australia,

and I really need this letter.

Please call me back

514-555-16-14.

Thanks a lot, have a nice day.

- Are you going to Australia? - Yes.

Wow. There are good beaches

but these people will not understand either words from what you say!

Okay.

Well, who knows in advance? Everything is good?

Yes. I finished cleaning up...

Now I’m going to fasten my suitcase.

Okay. I'm running for coffee while and then we'll take you to the airport.

Yes sir.

Hello?

Hello. Is it Maxim LeDuc?

Yes it's me.

I am calling from Metro Ruiz’s office in Chicago.

Yes.

I received your message by about the letter of recommendation.

So. So what?

Mater ruiz really wrote this letter

but I sent him away for three weeks back to his son, Matt,

by e-mail.

Hello?

Hello?

Yes Yes.

Why didn’t he give it to me?

I'm afraid you need to ask him.

If you want, I can forward letter to you directly.

Mr. LeDuc?

Yes, sorry.

I will give you my email.

Are you recording

Yes, say it.

Maksim

Le

Duke.

Hotmail dog

point.

- Com. - Yes. Of course. Com

Good. I will send it to you today.

Thanks.

- Have a nice day. - To you too.