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From a scientific point of view,

at the moment of break-up,

because of panic, depression,

and various other reactions,

every person becomes

a lower organism

and due to different personalities, zodiacs

and education levels,

the scene of the break-up can be very different too

sometimes you need to make the first move

I want to break up

we're not right for each other

what are you talking about?

B-r-e-a-k-u-p break up

say it again

Sometimes, you can keep it civil

I feel

we have problems

I feel the same

how about we separate for a while?

You are the brave one

I always

wanted to say that

I know you didn't want to hurt me

I'm heading for the subway, you?

I'll take a taxi, want a ride?

Take care

Sometimes, it can turn into a crime scene

The girl holding the perfume bottle is feng jiaqi

we've been close friends since junior high

the guy who's holding her hand

is my boyfriend of 7 years

lu ran, my future husband,

who said "I love you" to just this morning

why are they together?

So my breakup scene is filled with perfume

the top note is potpourri, the middle note is grass

the low note is sandalwood

I will never forget this smell

Hey

where is the client's wedding gown?

Where are you?

Are you quitting?

I'm warning you,

you are dispensable.

Don't disappear like this,

come back immediately.

Bastard! You are all bastards!

Adapted from the novel "love is not blind"

love is not blind

Day 1: Post breakup

don't just stand there, speak

how long have you waited to say that?

Bastard

you are a bastard! You are!

Are you sick?

Why are you not talking?

No

Mr. wang, can I sit down?

I have a stiff neck

you deserve it

What the hell happened to you yesterday?

Screaming at me like that.

I got dumped, Mr. wang

You got dumped

you deserve it!

To be honest,

I felt better after wang scolded me

in our wedding planning company,

everyone knows that

if wang is willing to scold you,

you still...

Have value.

Wang is a legend in the company

everybody loves him

the other colleagues however...

Kind of freak me out

the cantonese guy who sits in front of me

is always hiding at his desk,

secretly smoking

the designer xiao ke who sits behind me

looks like...

A perverted weirdo

let uncle treat you to some lollipops

oh yeah, he also has dyslexia

so he has to read everything out loud to understand

username

password

pussycat cici's

real working hours are from midnight

to 5:30am

she's a real club animal

dedicated to her work, she's never been late once.

Goodie-goodie, you burned your lunch again

the receptionist,

36c goodie-goodie,

proves a truth about women:

Having a large chest and a large brain are mutually exclusive

since I came to this company two years ago,

she has burned her lunch every day

the whole office

always smells like her plastic lunchbox

this smell reminds us

that we have accomplished nothing

and the morning has already passed

Huang xiaoxian, are you ok?

Very well, what's up?

If you are ok, don't hit the board

when you hit it, my desk moves too. My coffee spilled.

Except for Mr. wang

my partner wang xiaojian

is also a figure in the company

when he first started

working here

everyone including the cleaning lady

loved his look

but I know,

his sexual orientation isn't clear

I can't compete with him

in a battle of wits

we've worked in the same group for two years

and argue

more than an old married couple does

and he is good at

emotional abuse

I fall for it every time

Hey

are you at work?

Let's cut the act, ok?

Ok

I've wanted to call you to explain things

but I never found the courage

I didn't know what to say

lu ran, you are saying the exact same thing

that you did when you were trying to date me

ok, since you are scared,

I'll ask you:

When did it happen?

Half a year ago

but at that time,

we didn't have a chance to talk about it

bullshit, the three of us are together everyday

we were discussing where to travel to just a couple of days ago

who do you think I am?

A spectator of your affair?

And now the show is over

xiaoxian, that's what I was afraid of

let me finish first, ok?

Stop being caustic

I am caustic

who was the one who told me

"I love your cynicism".

But now, I'm tired

what do you want me to do?

You want me to cry, to beg you?

Lu ran, come back, don't leave me

in your dreams

I don't have

the gene for begging

xiaoxian

I'm not calling for...

Forgiveness

do you understand?

We're not good for each other

if you wish, you can yell at me

you can do whatever you need

Xiaoxian

forget me

I can't

it's too difficult

because you've never been on my mind

Can we meet at the café tomorrow? Feng jiaqi

hi, long time no see

what's the occasion

that brings you both back?

Let me know if you need anything

Xiaoxian, I'm sorry

I'm really sorry

That's easy to say

let's put it in this way:

If the broken glass forgives me,

then I'll forgive you too

Ok, let me think

on our graduation day, we were both drunk,

right here

I cried and held your hand

saying luckily, we were together

you cried too

you said we'd always be together

were your tears genuine?

I was laid-off and stayed at home

I split every cup of instant noodles

into three portions

and ate them as three meals

I was embarrassed to tell lu ran

and too embarrassed to ask my family for money

so I came to your place every day

and you said you could support me for a lifetime

was your sympathy for real?

You quarreled with people in a bar

I immediately got up

and fought for you

lu ran tried to stop me,

but I told him to leave me alone

were you really scared for me?

Or were you happy to watch me fight for you?

You are great,

really, feng jiaqi

you should act in a movie

We had great times before, didn't we?

Stop it.

Don't force me to look back at good memories.

It's disgusting.

Beloved

feng jiaqi lu ran

Delete all?

Deleted

Huang xiaoxian, if I were a girl like you,

I would be so ashamed

Miss li

Mr. wei

sorry for making you come all this way

it's fine. We do

whatever our clients request

are we meeting here

because you want to host the wedding here?

No, Mr. wang, miss huang

don't you know?

The afternoon tea here is especially good

if I'm ever free in afternoon,

I always treat myself here

miss li, you are from Taiwan?

Li ke's mandarin is good

no one can tell she's from henan

miss huang, isn't my engagement ring beautiful?

Very beautiful, must be really expensive

it's from Tiffany

wei wanted to buy cartier

but I immediately put a stop to that

I don't think cartier is elegant enough for me

miss li, according to your style and personality

what kind of video clips

should we prepare now?

First of all, I can't eat shellfish

I can't even look at it

I'm very allergic

even if I see it, I'll break out in hives all over

also, I want a wedding cake

from kashai

remember - the one with mild cream

also, I want purple and pink roses

decorated everywhere in the wedding venue

they must be purple and pink

remember that

I've attended many weddings

since I entered this business

some weddings are luxurious,

some are warm, some are eccentric

when I imagined my wedding with lu ran,

I always felt that nothing was important

as long as he was there

of course, none of this is wrong,

but you're a girl, you must understand

it can't be too simple, right?

There should be some suspense

I don't quite understand

what you mean by "suspense"

do you want us to hire several beautiful girls

to crash your wedding as mistresses?

Sorry, she was kidding, don't take it seriously

I need to go to restroom, please continue.

I don't want the wedding march as the opening piece,

so cliché.

I want my entrance to be unique as well,

totally unexpected,

like out of nowhere, I suddenly appear

and surprise everyone,

very dreamlike

you need to take this down

and also, before my entrance, I want...

Miss huang, miss huang

What are you doing here?

Well, I should go home now since you're not in a coma

you brought me back?

Isn't that obvious?

Li ke didn't have time to deal with you

so I was the only one who could take you home

thank you, wang xiaojian

oops no, I mean...

Wang yiyang

get something to eat

you were so heavy, even with an empty stomach

Why you can't say anything nice?

Hello, Mr. wang

I want to ask for the day off

the day off?

You caused me so much work and you want to take a day off?

Don't piss me off

I'm in a terrible mood

I passed out while meeting clients yesterday

come out, have lunch with me

if you don't come, I'll count it as a missed day

I really wish I didn't know you

no, thanks

sorry

Try this wine

it has chocolate taste

Taste it

I did, it tastes like money

the wine goes well with beef

Mr. wang, let me get things straight first

you're treating me to such an expensive restaurant

do you want to fire me?

Is this my last meal with you?

Your generation has persecution mania,

no matter guys or girls

then I'm more scared

if you're not firing me, are you trying to date me?

Date you? You have a problem.

I have a daughter

ok, then I feel relieved

all this luxury was making me uncomfortable

you haven't eaten

or slept well, right?

Just because of you were dumped

such a small matter, why is it bothering you?

A feeble mind and a fragile heart, that's you.

Nowadays, guys aren't responsible,

they're not worth your tears

look, you're a wreck. Aren't you ashamed?

Who's a wreck?

I have every reason

to be sad

and question my life

you haven't even experienced life, how are you going to question it?

Mr. wang, you have a daughter

if she were dumped, and ran home looking for you,

would you scold her like this too?

Say that she had a feeble mind?

I'm already trying my best

I don't have a chance to scold my daughter

when she was born, I told myself

I'd give her the best of life

so I worked so hard that I seldom went home,

just hoping that one day, when she grew up

and ran crying to me when she was dumped,

that I could take her out

to shop and eat

and give her whatever she wanted

what's the big deal about breaking up?

Fine food and expensive wine will always be there

in the end, I did earn money

but her mom divorced me when she was 8

and they moved abroad

I've only seen her twice in five years

last time

when I called her and reminded her

not to date in junior high school,

she said to me,

"it's none of your business."

One sip of wine, one bite of meat

The cello behind me belongs to my daughter

now, it's yours

sign up for a class, divert your attention

go home and take a shower

a good girl at your age

shouldn't be so messy

as the old saying goes, time heals all,

although I can't tell you how much time it's gonna take

actually, he doesn't know

just how much I wish someone could tell me how long,

give me the timeline for getting over this

Day 5: Post breakup

Li ke and wei yiran embrace each other,

sky and earth blend, wind and clouds move

clouds disperse

meteor shower falls

it's amazing, right?

Yes, a big production

but the main point is, how are we going to film it?

Money can't buy a meteor shower

you are so inexperienced

this is a waste of money

money isn't a problem

I only marry once,

we should spend the money, right? Wei wei?

Please excuse me, I have to go

you can stay for a little longer

you need to have a membership

to get in here

order anything you want, put it on my tab

bye

can you drop me off for some shopping at c&r?

I don't want to take a taxi in such a hot weather,

it smells bad

ok, I'm going too

Still cold?

My heart is warm

waiter

what can I get for you?

Give me a glass of wine,

the same as what the lady ordered earlier

right away

Huang xiaoxian, I need to confirm something with you

who is this?

I am

are you drunk?

I'm not drunk,

you are drunk, all of you are drunk.

You have never been sober

you are so drunk that you don't even have morals anymore,

and can't tell the truth from lies

where are you?

Still at the club

where am 1?

Where could I be?

I haven't moved

I'm not moving, I'm staying here

the person who left before wasn't me

Excuse me, miss

do you need me to contact someone to take you home?

Take me home

let me see who can take me home

lu ran

can you come take me home?

You came

look, the imperial palace

Let's go to the imperial palace

please say something

let's go, I'll take you home

I didn't want to trouble you

I know, you're not that type of person

what do you mean?

You're not one of those people who lets other feel good.

I don't understand

huang xiaoxian, you really don't understand?

Things between us didn't turn bad overnight

think about it

we were together for so long

every time we argued, you always hurt me

although you never used dirty words,

what you said made me want to hit my head against the wall

after you said it, you'd feel better

have you ever considered my feelings?

I'd beg you every time

like a dog

you always stood on your pedestal looking down,

motionless

you always stood above me,

and I had to stand below you, looking up at you.

I've looked up long enough, I can't stand it anymore

I looked up so much, my neck almost snapped

have you ever considered that

you're not the only one with self-respect?

I've considered it

either I look up to you my whole life,

or I take my self-respect

and start a new life

you can never change

no one can change you

but I'm not the same,

I want to move on, do you understand?

I can go home by myself, you should go now

Then I'm leaving

great

I suddenly understood what he meant

I must stop the taxi

I want to tell him that I know I made a mistake

can you forgive me?

Can you wait for me?

Wait for me please, there are so many obstacles in life

there are so many people in this world

but only you can make me feel safe

please don't give up on me,

please don't give up on me

I don't want my so-called pride

or my self-confidence

I want to show you

how humble I am now

can you forgive me?

Please forgive me

Let me go! I'm not going to make it!

Let me go

Are you awake now?

Thanks

Someone once said,

the dirtiest thing in the world is pride

I suddenly realized that

even if it is dirty

I still have to live with my pride

for the rest of my life

What happened?

Wei wei told me last night

that he thought making the video

would be too troublesome

what shall I do? I have to make the video

miss li, it's 5am.

You called us here just for this?

I planned to get my beauty sleep

after clubbing

but I couldn't fall asleep

without knowing how to deal with this

you have to help me, I want to make this video

if you can't do it,

I'll hire another company

wait, wait, wait... let me think about it

we...

Whatever

what?

I said whatever

what's with your attitude?

Miss li, if you and Mr. wei don't agree,

then have a fight about it at home first,

then let us know what your decision is

we don't help clients solve their disagreements

and we have no obligation to do so

to wake us up at 5am to tell us this,

I'll attribute it to an emotional lapse

when I step outside of here,

I will forget everything that was said

yes, we're earning your money

but this doesn't mean

we're on 24 hour standby

we have our working hours

let's go, huang xiaoxian

we need to have our beauty sleep as well

miss li, one thing before I leave:

I've been in this business for years

I've seen all kinds of circumstances,

including couples breaking up before the wedding

because guys are often pissed off

by the girl's requirements

the girls are then filled with regret but can't do anything

that's an unwanted result

just a thought,

for your information.

Let's go, huang xiaoxian

If Mr. wang finds out about this, he'll kill you

but I have to say, I sincerely feel

that you are a highly-skilled jerk

let's go for breakfast

where do you want to go?

A shop nearby sells good fermented soymilk

no

Why would I want a smelly drink in the morning?

We can order lamb soup

no

Why would I want lamb in the morning?

So, have you sobered up?

I'm not only sober, I have my memory back as well

why did you slap me earlier?

Why do you ask so many questions?

What a great location

how did you find it?

Did you send your secretary to find it?

I rented a place in the village

when I came to Beijing

it had three rooms and a courtyard

and cost only 200 yuan a month

but it was so far away from my office

that I had to get up at 4am

on special occasions,

films were shown here

I'd buy a beer

and sit here watching all night

that was a great feeling,

so I want to have my wedding here

come, I'll show you something surprising

Why aren't you drinking? So lame

I know, it's so lame. I really can't drink anymore

one more drink, ok? I had one already

going along with wang xiaojian's suggestion,

I went out with my co-workers for the first time

not long ago, I told myself,

as soon as I exit the office,

I'm going to pretend I don't know them

now, I regret it

my life shouldn't have been all about lu ran

when there are lovely friends like them

goodie-goodie

is a super cautious girl at work

but she is a totally different person

after a few drinks

bottoms up for me

now, your turn

come on

bottoms up

come on! Bottoms up!

You really can't drink

I can't

xiao ke is good at

teasing waitress

salmon Sushi

ok

Sashimi Sushi, scallop Sushi

dorado Sushi

sir, do you want them all?

Oh, no

I just have to read it out loud

cici loves to talk about

true love after a few drinks

if he loves me,

I can give up the clubbing life at any minute

I'm not talking about you, look at your dirty hands

cantonese guy is

a yo-yo master

use your strength when you throw it out

keep steady when you pull it back

sometimes the string breaks and the ball drops

amazing, amazing

master

what was that move called?

Double or nothing

don't break it

it's late, is your boyfriend waiting for you at home?

I wish, it's a client

then mute it

what's there to worry about? Move over

how terrible is your client?

She reminds me of my sister when she was in menopause

and the administrative officer at my school

she looks lovely when she's not talking

but the minute she talks, it's all nonsense

for most people, a wedding is like a press conference

she wants it to be a red carpet show

she has so many stupid requests in every meeting

all that nonsense is too difficult to take

I wish I could just shut her up

you two are too kind

I would

put my mascara brush

into her cornea

huang xiaoxian!

Girl, can't tell "mute" from "hands free"?

You? Forget an umbrella?

Usually, you're the one who even has

talcum powder in his bag

I need to make myself look more miserable

so Mr. wang won't fire me

so childish

he might forgive you

if you chop your hands and feet off

Mr. wang

I made a mistake

I know I was wrong

what's your school motto?

Pardon?

Tell me your school motto

I don't remember it

how about you? Wang yiyang

respect teachers and moral values

ok, wang yiyang, you can leave

Your generation doesn't value relationships

at school for 4 years and you can't remember the motto

if one day

my company fails

you'll probably leave without any emotion

I expect you to make money,

you expect me to pay you

we have a partnership based on cooperation

I'll call the client to apologize

what do you want?

Miss li

I want to apologize for what happened yesterday

you sound so Sincere today,

nothing like who you were yesterday

miss li

my behavior was completely inappropriate

and it hurt you. I'm very sorry

I don't expect you to forgive me,

but to be honest,

I hope you can continue to work with our company

maybe we'll never be friends

but our company can give you

a memorable wedding

please

there are loads of wedding planners,

as long as I find a perfect husband,

I will have a perfect wedding

as I woman, I have to say that I pity you

oh right, I have a gift for you

it's a pillow, you can hold it when you sleep

when you receive it, you'll understand

that's it, bye bye

miss huang: With this, I hope that your loneliness will no longer keep you awake at night

and that your life will seem less hopeless. No need to thank me. All the best.

I'm alright, go back to work

What's your revenge plan?

Revenge?

I don't want to seek revenge

let's crash her wedding

forget about it

these kinds of girls only marry once

if I mess with her wedding,

she may destroy my life

it's not worth it

miss li

I'm miss lin, lin zhu

are you expecting a call?

No

Why are you calling me?

Are you in Beijing?

Yes, I am. I'm calling to tell you that

I'm getting married

what?

A lighting wedding, come with lu ran

lin zhu

we broke up, you didn't know

lu ran said he would bring his partner

we had a peaceful breakup,

we both have new partners

and I'll be there the day after tomorrow

Can you do me a favor?

I've been waiting to hear that

I've already come up with something

I have a friend who has a special interest in

collecting people's boogers

I can ask him for some and you can send it to li ke

tell her

it's a natural raisin from xinjiang

and it'll give her beautiful skin

stop. This "friend" is actually you, right?

I'm not talking about that

I need you to attend a wedding with me

no

Please, I'm begging you

I have to go there with a guy

my ex will be bringing his new girlfriend there

you can bring your alter ego

I'll buy you breakfast for a month

not going

you can watch me drink fermented soymilk for a month

not worth it

wang xiaojian, let me tell you

if I feel bad from the wedding

you'll be miserable

in the following month

I will definitely not stoop

so low as to beg you

and this better not give you a big head

you can't afford me

I'll give you two hundred, keep the change

you really cannot afford me

Dye your hair?

Why don't you dye your skin?

What to wear?

Huang xiaoxian, let me tell you

he won't pay attention to you no matter what you wear

even if you are drunk, strip yourself

and wear nothing but garters and stockings

he won't be the one to cover you with a coat,

do you understand?

Don't call me again even if you don't understand

xiaojian is right

the meeting tomorrow

is not a date

no matter how beautiful I look,

I'll only be the past for him

I'm afraid I was too harsh before,

perhaps driving you to commit suicide.

They say: When you meet your enemy, the braver one wins.

So tomorrow,

give it all you've got,

and bury your ex-boyfriend at this wedding.

I'll be there to escort you on your mission.

Wang xiaojian

Welcome

don't smile

hello

3 hours before the wedding

instructions for using hair dye: Wet hair spread dye evenly through hair.

Leave on for 30 minutes. Wash off with water.

Dear,

smile

others use blue tooth, you have red teeth

that's some advanced technology

later, I'll help you add a row of diamonds

luxurious

Well, let me help you

think of a solution

Do you have white out?

To hide the color

Wang yiyang, I can't just sit here and say nothing

even if I don't talk, I have to smile

I can't have a long face the whole time

you should learn from those high-society ladies

who don't laugh with their teeth

a fair lady should have a gentle and soft smile

when you smile,

your alveolar Ridge is there for all to see

you should learn to smile nicely today

lu ran, lu ran

everyone's here

just about everyone

we were just waiting for you

What are you doing? I can't talk to him

just watch me

wait for the signal and push him away

I'll make you extremely happy today

but remember

not to show your teeth no matter how happy you are

We'll talk later

Hello

hello, I'm wang yiyang,

xiaoxian's boyfriend

lu ran

nice to meet you

xiaoxian is sick today

what's wrong?

Damage to her vocal chords

the doctor said she can't talk for a while

is it serious?

Since she fell ill, she's been thinking

about a lot of things she never thought about before

she told me the other day

that her sickness was her punishment

because she used to speak too harshly,

so now she can no longer speak

last night, xiaoxian told me

if she met you today, she wanted to say sorry

she was too caustic before

and hurt you

I really want to have a bright future with xiaoxian

I really like her

she's become so gentle and nice after she got sick

of course, you can't experience this anymore

since xiaoxian wanted to apologize

why not today?

Nowadays,

you can still be friends

after breaking up

she didn't sleep well last night,

she was too nervous about seeing you

I feel relieved

now that you've said this

I was wondering if xiaoxian would hate me

since you say that you're over me,

I feel better too

it's a good thing and I wish you both the best

thanks. Look, you are a man,

you should make the first move

Xiaoxian, actually I...

Ok

Let her go! What are you doing?

Didn't I warn you before? Don't bother xiaoxian again

what? What do you mean?

What's wrong? Lu ran

what?

You follow herto the office and wait for her after

she doesn't pick up your calls so you write to her, how classic!

I never thought

you dared to do this today

I'm here and

I'm not blind

don't get angry, calm down

stop pointing at me

were you never taught to respect others?

Were you never taught to be polite?

Why did xiaoxian break up with you,

you still don't understand?

Don't make me tell others

xiaoxian feels so ashamed for you

c'mon, lu ran

don't fight

I'm not fighting

threatening me? Kidnapping the bride?

I think you got the dates mixed up

today's not our big day

when it is, we'll be sure to let you know

but this is someone else's wedding

please call your parents and ask whether it's proper to do this

bullshit

lu ran, lu ran

what's your problem?

Go back to your seat

go back to your seat

ok, ok, don't look. Forget it.

Don't be scared, I'm here, you're alright

Thank god we can begin our relationship like this today

with our friends as our withesses,

we'll love each other for the rest of our lives

thank you to our parents

we hope all the guests here today

can feel our happiness

will you marry me?

Thank god it's over

don't be sorry for me

I don't appreciate your apology

I don't want you to feel you owe me

I want an equal relationship

when our relationship began,

we loved each other

when it finished,

we hated each other

I want you to know

that we are equal

Around me, some people are saying "congratulations"

and some are saying "thanks",

some are saying "hope you have a son soon",

some are saying "one day, it's your turn”

some are drunk,

some are laughing, some are crying

the one who's crying is me

because I'm moved

I borrowed this tie from my brother-in-law

don't wipe your nose with it, please

Day 16: Post breakup

Mr. wei

are you doing hot yoga here?

What are you doing here?

I came to pay workers in the nearby village

are you still hosting the wedding here?

Li ke still doesn't want to

we booked a hotel banquet room in the end

good, it's so hot now,

you would need to an ambulance standing by,

in case guests get heatstroke

miss huang,

we don't work together anymore

so let's talk as friends.

I really want to know

why you hate li ke so much?

I want to ask a question

on behalf of all the unmarried women out there

go ahead

look,

you're good-looking

and have a great career

you have so many choices

I don't know

whom you would choose after the selection process

but I don't think it should be li ke

of course, you're no exception

I've met many couples like you and li ke

many great guys date girls

who always talk

about Louis Vuitton and Prada

if you talk about the essence of love,

she'll most likely tell you

that the limit you set on her credit card

is the essence of your love for her

why?

Why there is such a match?

The answer is quite simple.

Two words: Save trouble

simply put,

we want to find wives

who can

stick with us

even when love fades away

can you accept it?

Li ke can. For her,

love is a luxury,

but iv is a necessity

for girls like you,

iv is a luxury,

but love is a necessity

the iv group won't suddenly go bankrupt,

but love can end in a minute

if I want to build a relationship,

I have make sure I have endless resources to supply it

from that perspective, I'm very dependable man

your words have opened my eyes

they're well put

and easy to understand

but, they're not convincing

do you know why?

Because you have no foundation

in relationships, you always take the easy path

that's because you've never dated

a complex and emotionally sophisticated girl, right?

You are right

so you don't have the right to criticize me

people have different sides,

you can't judge me

by my worst sides

well, I thought

we were discussing a general topic

then don't make it seem like my life is already set

according to your theory,

I'll never find a good husband

miss huang, I didn't mean that

you never dated a girl like me right?

Do you know my interests and merits?

Don't sound like

you know everything

if guys like you

meet a sophisticated girl,

she'll teach you a lesson

miss huang,

do you have any plans tomorrow after work?

Shall we go on a date?

Please don't misunderstand me

I just want to learn a lesson

from a girl like you.

You're right.

If I want to establish a theory,

I need to do research

just one date,

we can do whatever you feel like

I'll watch and learn. What do you think?

Hey, that diamond's crooked, are you blind?

Ok, let's treat it as academic research

What?

What happened?

My landlord's son is getting married

he's giving my room to the newlyweds

so I'm going to lose it

what a shock!

I helped you get revenge

so why am I the one who's getting punished?

Don't be so pessimistic

moving to a new place could mean better feng shui

how can I not be pessimistic?

If I don't live there, I have to rent a two bedroom in da xing

and get up at 4:30am

or rent a balcony with 4 other guys

near guo mao

that's terrible

come and look at these requirements

for an apartment share, ridiculous.

I hope you have a good sense of humor

what does that mean? I have to perform

standup comedy before going to bed every day?

In my opinion, the only option now,

is to cry to Mr. wang

maybe he can let you live in our lounge area

now you abandon me when you don't need me anymore

huang xiaoxian

I'm going to go, talk to you later

how's the 8-minute speed date project coming along?

I'm going to set up the venue tomorrow

I promise there won't be any problems this time

after the speed date project,

you're in charge of this

if you screw up, you'll be fired

golden wedding

we haven't handled this kind of project in a while

great

I'll wait for your downstairs wei yiran

Huang xiaoxian

They have a special grilled fish

that takes like watermelon

so expensive, I'd rather eat watermelon on its own

let me order something more elegant

grilled white chessman

are you sure?

Why?

If I'm not sure, can I ask help from the audience?

Ok, let's order it

enjoy

Is it good?

Tastes like lamb's kidney

they are about the same

it's blowfish sperm

Still grossed out?

Yes

I never had such negative feedback

after treating a girl to dinner

shall we go drink something?

Let's go to oriental Plaza

now you are just like li ke

she walks there to shop after dinner, for exercise

let's go there

Great view

you would never know the view up here

if you're busy spending money in those shops

when I was in college,

my boyfriend and I had a date here

he took me to haagen-dazs

we don't have to pretend to be yuppies and go to haagen-dazs

but you didn't have to stuff yourself there

don't talk to me

I'm so full that I want to vomit

what's in my stomach is mine

what an awkward date

guess what happened next?

What happened?

We had our first kiss

you were still in the mood for kissing after stuffing yourself?

It was a nice moment

it's almost that time

Do I look nice

under these lights?

Not that we're here, we shouldn't waste it

let's kiss before we leave

I only smelled it when you got closer

although your Cologne is expensive,

you have the smell of a bastard

miss huang, are you kidding me?

We never said

it was a Sincere date

you didn't have to have dinner with me tonight

I just want you to understand one thing

some girls

take you to oriental Plaza

and make you spend money on them

some girls

bring you here to kiss you

in front of a great view of Beijing

I'm not saying which girls are better

I just want you to know that you have a choice

I admit that I would pursue girls like you

if I were 5 years younger

lu ran, hurry

can you hold me?

Hurry up

Guys, it's almost done,

let's rehearse

tomorrow is the day

begin

why the long face?

I have nothing to say to you

I know why,

but you've misunderstood, it's not like that

then what is it like?

Wei yiran was having cold feet

so I punished him on behalf of the women's federation

I doubt it

don't tell me that just because you got hurt,

you've become a professional mistress who splits up engaged couples?

Who said I got hurt?

Let me tell you

one day, when I get rich,

I'm going to launch a country-wide search

to find and arrest all the mistresses,

those who are and those we have been

I'll have them all arrested, I won't spare a single one.

I'll tie them together in groups of ten,

stick a rocket in the middle,

and send them all to outer space!

Better now?

Let's have a speed date

how old are you?

Have you been married, had a serious illness, or committed a crime?

Do you have an apartment?

Oh my god, I haven't found a place yet

soon, I'll have to sleep on the street

Ok, you helped me last time,

I'll help you this time

come on in, have a look

buddy, we've seen 8 apartments so far

if you want to stay in a nice neighborhood,

maybe you should sell your kidney

this place is a real steal, great value, grade a quality

it was supposed to be the apartment of a newly married couple

look at the interior design,

how stylish!

But they broke up before moving in

so the guy doesn't want to live here anymore

you can rent the whole place or share it with others

does it suit you?

You don't need two rooms for yourself

but if you co-rent, you'll have to share it

with a family of three

but it might be a good thing to have a family feeling

they have an 8-month old baby,

it's the cutest age

did you hear that? 8 months

you can take advantage of it

and learn how to be a good father and husband

if you get along well,

maybe they'll ask you to be the baby's godfather

huang xiaoxian

let's take this place together

brother, a bold move

ladies and gentleman

the 8 minute speed date, hosted by zhenai,

officially starts now

I can do these things in 8 minutes

but what I can't do is

I'm 27, from Tianjin

but I went to college in Beijing

I'm from Beijing

I want my future husband

to be someone who has his own apartment

but help to pay the mortgage together

I want my future husband to:

♪ 1 be no shorter than 175¢cm

gentle and sweet

♪ 2 be good to his parents and mine

I prefer long hair

♪ 3 have a stable job

I prefer someone from Beijing

♪ 4 have a kind heart

I'm just starting in my career, but I'm full of potential

To be honest,

you are not my type

I think you are a little over weight

so I don't think I need to introduce myself

it's ok, I don't like you either

let's just take a break

how many successful matches do you think will be made?

20 plus, I guess

you are too optimistic

my guess is less than §

you are too pessimistic

wanna bet? If there are more than 10 couples, you win

and I'll do your work for you for a month

if there are less than 10 couples,

then you'll have to take the apartment with me

how can you bet on other people's happiness?

It's not good for Karma

ok, that's the end of 8 minutes

gentlemen, stand up and exchange seats

the next 8 minutes... begins

how many matches were made?

Love at first sight? Let me count.

3 couples

only 3?

Yes

only 3 couples decided they found what they were looking for

others come to meet

as many people as possible

Day 24: Post breakup

coming

congratulations on huang xiaoxian's first cooking effort

I'll become a top chef

success?

It's almost 25 days

why am I still thinking about him?

Ok, let's be roommates. Whatever happens, two is better than one.

Who is it?

Morning

what are you doing here so early?

Let's move today

I'm here to help you pack

no, I'm still sleeping

you go ahead, I won't disturb you

I want to sleep

well, I'll start with the expensive objects

I'm the most expensive object in this room

well, most expensive object, you have a hole in your pajamas

huang xiaoxian

if you don't fold your clothes properly,

they'll be completely creased

huang xiaoxian

do you want all these magazines?

Even if you don't want them, I don't suggest you throw them away

you know what you can do with them?

You can tie them together and paint them,

turn them into a table

Huang xiaoxian

do you have one of those boards that helps you fold clothes?

They're really useful

I have three at home, can't live without it

huang xiaoxian

have you read these books? They're moldy now

what are you doing? Leave it there, I'll do it. You...

Wang yiyang, let me remind you

when I'm tired, my morals go out the window

so don't bother me when I'm tired

otherwise, I cannot take responsibility

for what I do to you

What do you think? Looks good, right?

Did you do all this?

The television loses its signal,

I always have to kick it,

and you wrapped it as if it were a sick patient

was that necessary?

A guy who is so good with housework...

You scare me

huang xiaoxian, it's not me,

it's you

you don't live like a woman

plus, I enjoy this process

say that again

you're right, I don't live like a girl

so I don't deserve to live with you, right?

Get out, I'm not moving anymore

huang xiaoxian,

what are you talking about?

We can complement each other, don't you understand?

Ok, don't be angry

I'll make you a special summer drink

ice cold water

let's prepare to move

Wang xiaojian, I want to go out now, I'll unpack tonight

no, you have to unpack right now

I will have a heart attack if I see this mess

Mr. wang

ordinarily, guys have heart attacks

when they meet hot girls

why are you going out anyway?

I have to get a haircut

can't you see how long my bangs are?

I can't work with hair in my face

just cutting your bangs?

I'll do it

you??

Do you have a license

from a hairdresser's training school?

Wait here

Is that reliable?

Yes, relax

do you know?

Cutting it like this gives you

an especially soft

and natural look

close your eyes

You won't cut my eye lashes, will you?

Your eye lashes are not long enough to be cut

huang xiaoxian

do you have any pet peeves?

Pet peeves?

Now that we're living together,

is there anything I cannot do in front of you?

Just tell me

being a jerk

you're being snarky again

come on, seriously

I don't have any pet peeves, really

that's so pathetic

everyone has pet peeves nowadays

like cici said,

in this world, in this generation,

you don't feel like you can meet with friends

unless you're depressed or something

when I sleep, I need to

have the blanket 5 centimeters above my belly button

when I'm on my period, I can't be near oil or smoke

otherwise, the smell makes me vomit

my bed must be facing the sun

otherwise the flowers on my blanket will die

Oops

what's wrong? Did you screw up?

No

Let me see it, let me see

Can you explain this?

You can't blame me

this bowl has a dent

what now?

I'll use the other side

miss huang

I'll order the last wedding gown

it's simple and nice, yulan will like it

ok, we'll do as you wish

So pretty

I asked them to tailor it overnight

uncle chen remembered your measurements so clearly

it'll fit you perfectly

xiaoxian, are you married?

I once had someone I could marry

but we broke up

why?

He fell in love with another woman

did you find that he was different

before he broke up with you?

No, I didn't

that's not possible,

you are not sensitive enough

auntie zhang, it's not me

I couldn't stop it anyway

we weren't like uncle chen and you

we are all the same

let me tell you a secret about Mr. chen

when he was young, he hurt me too,

made terrible mistakes as well

I'll get hot water

you just did that

there's another thermos, we don't need it now

the meal should be here soon, I'll go check

Ms. zhang, do you have another family member in the hospital?

I keep seeing your husband downstairs

in the surgery ward with a patient

is that patient your family member?

What happened next?

Did you divorce uncle chen?

Divorce? I'm not crazy

family?

I'm here

it's a boy, 6 kilos and 7 ounces

the guarantee period on a refrigerator is three years

how can you guarantee a marriage for life?

When a problem appears, fix it

liu

I'm chen's wife, I wanted to come visit you

you're also staying in this hospital?

Chen never told you about me

but he told me all about you

I'm here for a minor operation

I met chen quite by chance the other day

and he took good care of me

that's nice of him

don't blame him if he didn't tell you

that I'm staying in the hospital for a good reason

while you are here for a bad reason

we're both having operations here

you are having something taken out

my baby will be

loved by the whole family

he will grow bigger and taller,

we are not the same, he couldn't tell you

chen made me fish soup,

he made me have it every day, I'm really sick of it

so, I'm bringing some for you

didn't you say you have no one taking care of you?

Drink it while it's hot

chen told me yesterday

that fortunately, since we had a boy,

we don't need to worry about him too much

if we had a girl and

she doesn't date good guys when she grows up,

and doesn't marry well,

or has any disgraceful behavior,

we would have a tough life, don't you agree?

I'm tired, I want to rest for a bit

take care of yourself,

especially since you are alone

also, try to get rid of your bad habit,

otherwise, you'll be in the hospital again

you don't get sick for no reason

ok. Enjoy the soup

She left the hospital the next morning

don't you feel any regret?

I have too many things to regret in life

but I don't regret this

I told chen:

If you still think of her,

then go with her

I have my baby now

I don't need anything more

I'll cut you off,

and forget you

if you don't want to live with her,

then I'll just think of this

as something that helped me to get through the birth

and we don't need to talk about it in the future

When I saw the contact lens solution,

I suddenly understood

no one can withdraw from a relationship

without being hurt

I used to be lu ran's dream

in every dream he had for the future,

I was there

when we ended our relationship, we suffered a great defeat:

I ruined these dreams of his

and he owed me the future that he promised

day 33: Post breakup

Does anyone want peppermint flavored ice cream?

I made it myself, I bought an ice cream machine today

you are so quiet today, something happen?

Ok, I'll come back

wait, leave the ice cream

Look at you

turning 30,

and what are you doing every day?

I think the research center for troubled children

should conduct research on you

tastes good

I mixed it with guo Xian Mei

how did you make it?

It's a very complicated process

you have to mix cream with egg whites,

whip them until they are perfectly mixed

look what I had to go through

my arms are swollen, see?

Yes, I can. They are totally different sizes

where did you get the cream?

You have a big pack of oreos

I ate the cookies and

licked the cream out

just kidding, I bought the cream

how about the peppermint?

I put some toothpaste inside

liar

this is true

wang xiaojian

let me see your swollen arms

you see? Look

ok, let me see

see?

Poor you, why didn't you break your arms?

What are you doing?

You can eat toothpaste, I always ate it when I was a kid

and even froze tubes of it

I didn't want to trouble you

but I'm afraid

yulan won't make it to the wedding

I'm sorry for your loss

She left me, she left first

I'll wash her face

Yulan,

I put your favorite chocolate

in the left pocket of your shirt.

Once you reach heaven,

remember to eat it right away

or else it'll go bad.

Shukun

My breakup was

like a painful operation on my brain

I had to cut out all the memories

I had with the guy who betrayed me

my so-called ego, demands,

stubbornness and arguments were

all causes for the breakup

whenever problems arose,

I usually complained instead of listened

I wasn't in cooperation mode, but in attack mode

I wanted to tell these to auntie zhang

Hey

huang xiaoxian, walk to the window

what are you doing?

Just walk a few steps to the window

I'm by the window, now what?

Are you persuading me to open it and jump?

What do you see?

Nothing but black

countdown from three

wang xiaojian

I'm not in the mood today

ok ok, I'll count for you

three two one

Do you see me? Here

I'm standing below the t

do you see me?

Faith

I see you

don't move or you'll fall

I noticed that you always

stand by the window

I did it as well the other day

and realized that

there was nothing to look at

especially at night

but I also discovered,

there's this neon light

it's hasn't been used since our company moved in

it took a lot for me

to find someone to light it

now with the light, you'll have a better view

when you stand by the window from now on

wang xiaojian

thank you

don't... if you say that, I'm not sure what to say next

huang xiaoxian, as these lights are my witness,

I promise you:

No matter what happens,

I'll be around

What did you just say?

The reception's bad, can you say that again?

Huang xiaoxian, I'll be there for you

still can't hear you, come again?

I'll be there for you

May 33rd

June 1st

My current job is creative assistant

I'm refurbishing cars

working at an advertising company

I'm a wedding videographer

I just broke up

it's been 3 days

50 days

273 days

almost 3 years

my ex-boyfriend left me for my best friend

had a crush

family and housing

I am older than him

I'm headstrong

I couldn't keep up the long distance relationship

distance

maybe he has found love now

I don't have enough money now, it's assimple as that

when it happened, I lost 20 pounds within days

I even got down on my knees for her

it was really painful, really bitter

I remember saying to her, "if one day, for whatever reason,

you want to leave me, I won't blame you,

because if a man can't keep his girlfriend,

it's his own problem."

Breaking up...

I lost... a kind of faith

it's a kind of pain, agony...

Need to learn to grow up

I don't think it's all for nothing,

what happened between us made me feel pain,

but also reminded me of how wonderful it was

breaking up... what you're losing is something you've grown accustomed to

who hasn't broken up with someone before?

The passage of time is inevitable, changing "love" into "loved before"

in the two years that I waited for you,

maybe, love is not that perfect

I missed a lot in life,

but now

I know how to choose my Mr. right

If you fall in love, then love with passion; If you fall out of love, then be strong

I hope he will find a girl that understands him,

a girl that will remember

To go with him to Jay chou's concert every year

like I always said,

if you are tired, if you feel broken-hearted,

you can always come back to me,

as long as I am not married yet.

At this moment I still can't let go yet...

But from this date onwards,

I made a promise to myself to leave her behind

and start a new relationship

maybe we were too young and immature

when we were together

hope all is well with your work and family,

now and in the future, and hope you achieve what you want in life

you were my first love,

and you will always remain

a treasured memory in my life

if one day you happen to see this video

I hope you will forget me, forever

the best way to forget the past

is to engage in the future

losing love is not necessarily a bad thing

maybe it's the beginning of future happiness