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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(kids cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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‐(bell rings)
‐(kids cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Tobie/Suzi:
Woo!
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Woo!
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Tobie: Woo!
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The only show where you,
the audience,
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get to vote on
what happens to us in scenes.
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Yes.
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Um, where's Ramon?
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He's up here!
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Uh, I'm tired of being
on the receiving end of stunts.
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‐I want to vote!
‐(Tobie laughs)
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Nice try, buddy.
Get down here.
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‐Come on.
‐(audience cheering)
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When you hear this sound:
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote,
and we'll have to...
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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Tobie:
Let's start the show!
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ ♪
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Boom! I did it!
I'm a hero.
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I just got all of us invited
on Family Squabbles.
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(sputters)
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Family Squabbles?
Are you serious?
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What's Family Squabbles?
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Only the greatest
game show of all time.
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It pits two families
against each other
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to see who knows more
about each other.
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The show's host,
Smiley Waterman,
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is a living legend.
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I'm his biggest fan.
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I've been following him
for years,
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which is why he filed that
stupid restraining order against me.
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Anyway, the show's doing
a "Battle of the DJs" episode,
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and our family's
going up against DJ Dirty Dan's family.
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Whoa. He's like,
your archrival.
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This is huge!
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The winning family
gets $25,000!
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That's perfect!
I could use that money to buy 35 drones.
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Why do you need 35 drones?
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It's best you don't know, Mom.
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It's called
plausible deniability.
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That's very sweet of you
to look out for me, honey,
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but I think we should
use that money for our first family vacation!
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I have my eye on a cruise
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where they not only feature
close‐up magic,
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they also have multiple
a cappella groups!
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Mom, if we go on that,
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I swear,
I will throw myself overboard.
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They've thought of that,
sweetie. They have safety nets.
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Guys, $25,000 could really
change our lives.
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‐We shouldn't waste it
on silly things. ‐Then what should we do with it?
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Build at 1,200‐square foot
underground bunker
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to prepare for when an EMP blast
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takes out the electrical grid
and society collapses.
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I'm talking concrete walls,
six feet thick, 20 years of food supplies,
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and enough crossbows
to defend ourselves from the mutant motorcycle gangs
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who sack each city,
looking for beans and cheap thrills!
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Plus, it'll add a three percent
value to our home if we choose to sell.
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I can't believe I'm gonna
finally meet Smiley Waterman.
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I'm one of the most prolific
writers of fan fiction about him
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on the Family Squabbles
message boards.
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My most recent work
is about Smiley befriending a local radio sidekick
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who's in search of
a father figure.
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I call it, "I Now Pronounce You
Father and Son."
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Uh, Gator, they only invited
our family to the show.
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This is so unfair!
I wish I was never born!
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(sobbing)
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Guess he doesn't want
his paycheck for this week.
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No, I need that,
very badly!
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But I'm still sad!
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So, we're just gonna do
a quick rehearsal,
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so everyone can
get used to the show
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before we go live tomorrow.
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Byron:
Look at that!
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(laughs)
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Ohhh, this is so cool!
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I can't believe
I'm gonna be on TV. I'm like Will Smith.
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Have you ever met
any famous people?
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‐Tons.
‐What are they like?
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Horrible,
every single one of them.
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Okay, well, this is fun.
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Just imagine,
this time next week,
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we're gonna be
going on our first‐ever
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Bennett‐Blatt family vacation!
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And look, I made us all matching
T‐T‐T‐T‐T‐shirts!
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Hmm.
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Sorry, Rachel,
but an a cappella cruise isn't gonna save us
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when we have to fend off
hordes of mutant bikers.
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‐But you know what will save us?
‐A bunker?
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You said it, not me.
That's two votes bunker.
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Spare me, bunker boy.
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We need all that cabbage
for my drone army.
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This town's not gonna know
what hit it.
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Let me tell ya,
a real rain's gonna fall.
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Hey, look.
It's DJ Dirty Dan.
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‐My archnemesis.
‐Hey, there, Byron.
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Uh, has anyone told you
how much time we have for‐‐
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Just keep walkin',
DJ Dirty Dan!
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‐Okay.
‐What a lying, no good, snake in the grass.
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Owen:
I don't know. He seemed kind of nice.
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That's exactly what
he wants you to think.
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He is the embodiment
of pure evil but in human form.
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That's what
"embodiment" means.
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You don't need to say,
"in human form."
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Why you gotta do that?
Just let me have my moments!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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‐Okay, fam, we got this!
‐We got this!
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Announcer:
Okay, rehearsal startsin three, two, one!
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(audience cheering)
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Hello, everybody out there
in TV land.
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I'm Smiley Waterman.
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And this is a test run‐through
that the network‐‐
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‐(foghorn blares)
‐(audience cheering)
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(Smiley laughing)
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Announcer: Okay, audience.You see your choices.
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‐One, two, or three.
‐(bell dings three times)
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You choose what gamethe family has to play.
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Ramon: Game show.We know it's a game show.
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Something's gonna drop.
That's what I'm thinking.
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Game show, you gotta get
something dropped.
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Announcer:
And let's go backto the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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Hello, everybody out there
in TV land.
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I am Smiley Waterman.
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And before we do this
test run‐through of Family Squabbles,
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I want to try out
a brand‐new game show.
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It is called
Super Gross Donut!
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(audience cheering)
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‐(bell dings)
‐Smiley: Oh, yeah.
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Now on this wheel,
there are some good donuts,
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and you guessed it‐‐
some super gross donuts!
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Can we specify what you mean
by super gross donuts?
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This, my friend,
is an example of...
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what looks like a delicious,
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but is in fact,
a super gross donut.
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‐Oh!
‐(audience groans)
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Smiley:
Filled with pudding, and perhaps my own hair.
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‐(Byron yelling)
‐You don't have any hair, though!
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I don't have it now.
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The family testing out
my brand‐new game today is...
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Ooh! The Bennett‐Blatts.
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Come on up here.
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Smiley: The rules of the game are simple.
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The players will spin the wheel
and land on a donut.
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Whichever donut they land on,
they must take a bite.
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Rachel:
Okay, let's go.
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Let's get the good donuts.
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Okay, okay.
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Rachel:
Okay. All right. Okay.
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‐Okay.
‐Oh!
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All:
Oh!
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‐Oh, gross.
‐Okay, here we go.
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‐Gotta take a big bite.
‐Oh, I know. I gotta get my vitamins.
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‐(Blair laughs)
‐(audience groans)
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‐(Byron laughs)
‐Smiley: Uh‐huh.
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Byron:
Did it get bad? Ooh, did it get bad?
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‐(Byron yells)
‐(audience exclaims)
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‐What is it?
‐Rachel, in fact, it's actually sour cream and clams.
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‐(buzzer buzzes)
‐All: Oh!
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Oh, yeah. There's a‐‐
There's a clam follicle.
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Smiley:
Can't go wrong with clams.
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‐Byron/Blair: Oh!
‐Audience: Oh!
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(audience cheering)
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Smiley:
Yes, Blair!
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‐Woo!
‐Rachel: All right, Blair.
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‐Smiley: Get in there
with both hands, Blair. ‐Owen: Let's see.
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You got this, girl.
You got it.
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‐No!
‐Smiley: No peeking.
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Audience (chanting):
Eat it! Eat it!
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‐Take it!
‐Audience (chanting): Eat it! Eat it!
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Take it!
Take some more!
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I'll help you.
I'll do a bite with you. Ready?
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Here we go. One, two, three.
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‐(giggling)
‐You gotta eat it!
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‐(yelling)
‐Smiley: What have you got, Blair?
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‐Oh, what have you got?
‐Audience: Oh!
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Smiley:
That's actually almost a good donut.
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It's whip cream and sardines.
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‐(buzzer buzzes)
‐Smiley: Sardines.
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Here's a little bucket for you,
there, sister.
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Smiley:
Coming up on it. Yes!
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All right.
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Audience (chanting):
Eat it! Eat it!
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‐Rachel: All right, buddy.
‐This looks incredibly gross.
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‐But I'm going for it.
‐Rachel: Yeah, boy. Yeah!
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Ugh!
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(yelling)
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‐Blair: Is it beef?
‐Look like a meatball. What is that?
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Smiley:
Owen, I gotta tell you, it's cotton candy,
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‐and mussels.
Cotton candy and mussels. ‐(buzzer buzzes)
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Audience:
Ew!
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You have one of four
donuts left.
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(audience cheering)
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‐Let's go. I'm going.
‐All right. Let's see.
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‐Let's go.
‐Owen: What is it?
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‐Yeah!
‐(Blair yelling)
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‐Smiley: That's
a man‐sized bite. ‐Blair: Oh!
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‐It's a jelly donut.
‐Is it the good one?
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‐It's‐‐ no‐‐
‐That's a cricket. That's a cricket.
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‐(laughing)
‐Owen/Blair: Oh!
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‐That's like a lobster
or something. ‐Blair: No!
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You are correct, buddy!
That is crickets and jam!
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‐You guessed it right!
‐(audience groans)
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Oh, my goodness.
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(audience groans)
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‐Smiley: Ugh.
‐Audience: Oh!
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‐Ew!
‐Smiley: Well, Bennett‐Blatts,
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you didn't find the good donuts,
and there's only reason for that.
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‐There are no good donuts!
‐I knew it!
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‐They're all super gross donuts!
‐(Blair yelling)
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But you know what?
You know what?
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Blair: I was gonna say‐‐
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Uh, I appreciate the applause,
but this game's not gonna work.
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Let's just get back
to Family Squabbles.
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Uh, hey, team,
come and clear this stuff out.
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Get yourselves back there.
Get yourselves cleaned up.
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(audience cheering)
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Now you all know
the rules of this game.
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Bennett‐Blatt family,
this first question is for you.
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And we're gonna start
with a real easy one.
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Other than donuts,
what is Blair's favorite dessert?
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‐Chocolate ice cream.
‐Byron, it's cotton candy.
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‐No, it's funnel cake.
‐(buzzer buzzes)
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Guys, my favorite dessert
is snorkin' down a bowl of sprinkles
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dusted with a thin layer
of rock candy.
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Smiley:
Oof!
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Not a good start
for the Bennett‐Blatts.
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I guess the one thing
we can all agree on:
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this team is losing.
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(audience cheering)
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You guys are evil!
That was so gross!
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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‐We're like, way,
way, way, way off. ‐(chattering)
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Blair, you said
I was born in 1945.
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‐You are all pathetic!
‐(all yelling)
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‐Ow!
‐Gator!
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‐You can't break into our house!
‐I can, and I did.
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And I broke in here because
I heard how bad you guys blew it in rehearsal!
250
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,437
Family Squabbles is
about working together.
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00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,106
But you're all so caught up
in your own worlds,
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you don't know anything
about each other!
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This is gonna sound strange,
but I actually think he's right.
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Of course I am.
But don't worry.
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I'm gonna help you
win that game.
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‐(foghorn blares)
‐(audience cheering)
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‐We just did one!
‐What?
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‐(bell dings three times)
Announcer: Okay, audience.You decide what kind of race
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the family has to run.
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Bye, guys.
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Okay, I'm in on it.
The rest of the cast has no idea.
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I've rehearsedthree different things.
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I don't know what they're
gonna choose yet,
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the audience,
but I'm losing my mind.
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‐Announcer: Votes are in.
‐Director: We will restartthe scene with you saying,
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"Of course I am.
But don't worry."
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Announcer:
Now, back to the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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Of course I am.
But don't worry.
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I'm gonna help you
win that game.
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And the most obvious way
of doing that is with...
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‐a cart race!
‐(bell dings)
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(audience cheering)
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Follow me, guys. Let's go.
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We're gonna get the bloodflowing with some friendlycompetition.
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Blair and Owen will sitin the carts and be pulledby their parents.
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Whoever isthe first one back wins.
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Ready?
On your mark. Get set.
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‐Cart!
‐Woo! Let's go!
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(all cheering)
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‐Go, go, go, go, go, go!
‐Go, go, go!
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00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,391
Byron:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,143
‐Move, move, move!
Move out of my way, cow! ‐(dinosaur roaring)
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00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,523
‐Byron: Get out of my way!
Let's go, let's go! Move! ‐Come on, Dad! Beat 'em!
285
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,359
Byron: I'm gonna cut
around the corner. I'm gonna take the inside.
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00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,112
‐I got the inside on the girls!
‐Blair: Ooh, yeah!
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00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,488
‐(crashing)
‐Audience: Oh!
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00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,283
Eat my hay!
289
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,494
‐Dad, run, run, run!
‐Byron: I'm gonna catch her on the go‐around.
290
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:10,248
‐Faster, Mom! Faster!
‐Byron: I'm comin' for ya! I'm coming for ya!
291
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,208
‐Go, go, go!
‐We're gaining up on them!
292
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,251
Go, go, go!
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00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,296
‐(all chattering)
‐You're cutting me off!
294
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,173
(Blair, Owen yell)
295
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,092
(Byron laughing, coughing)
296
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,429
‐We did it!
‐(audience cheering)
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00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:30,143
‐Inside, take the inside lane.
‐Gotta cheat to win.
298
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,271
Great job, guys.
Great job! Yeah!
299
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,273
‐(audience cheering)
‐Gator: Yeah!
300
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,109
But now it's time
to really buckle down.
301
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,154
I ain't leavin' until
you all get to know each other.
302
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,157
And even after that,
I might not leave.
303
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,289
Hey, this is it. The big show.
How does everyone feel?
304
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,292
I actually feel pretty good.
Owen, what's my favorite book?
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00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,461
‐You don't have one.
‐Bingo.
306
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,254
Rachel, what's my
recurring nightmare?
307
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,505
That you catch some weird
growing disease,
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00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,175
and we have to keep you
in a barn feeding you carts of pumpkins
309
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,384
while trying to keep you
hidden from the government.
310
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,346
You got it. And again,
that can't happen, right?
311
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,057
Right.
312
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,141
Gator, I gotta hand it to you.
313
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,476
I think your coaching
really worked.
314
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,978
I'm sorry.
I can't talk to you like this.
315
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,064
Will you take that
ridiculous disguise off?
316
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,440
(in British accent):
Oi, no can do, guv'nor.
317
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,234
I'm afraid I'm not
allowed anywhere on this studio lot.
318
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,111
See? Pish‐posh.
319
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,198
Well, I'm gonna go
steal sodas from the green room.
320
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,284
‐Rachel, you coming?
‐That's why I brought my extra big purse.
321
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,040
Oi, top of the morning, to you,
Mr. Smiley Waterman.
322
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,334
‐I'm your biggest fan, I is.
‐Oh, that's nice.
323
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:39,212
I've written a short
fan fiction novella, I did.
324
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,340
It would tickle my knickers
if you would give it a read, it would.
325
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:46,344
Big Ben, tally‐ho,
and a Benedict Cumberbatch to you and yours.
326
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,430
Uh, you look awfully familiar.
Have we met before?
327
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,478
Oi, I doubt that, guv'nor.
328
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,482
Oh, look at the time‐y wime
on my arm clocky‐wock.
329
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,443
Toodle‐oo, Harry Styles,
and all that jazz.
330
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,196
(singing cheerily)
331
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,324
Hey, guys.
Uh, Blair and Owen, right?
332
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,285
‐Yeah. What of it?
‐I'm Dirty Dan Jr.
333
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,205
And this is Dirty Danielle Jr.
We wanted to say hi.
334
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,249
Not sure our dads
want us chatting,
335
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,251
seeing as they are
mortal enemies and all.
336
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,128
Mortal enemies?
337
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,131
Huh. Our dad always said
he was a big fan of your dad.
338
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,509
‐Oh.
‐It's cool. It's not like it matters now, anyway.
339
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,344
Our dad lost his job.
340
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,139
Really?
But he just won DJ of the Year.
341
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:35,393
Yeah, but they're
replacing all DJs with some kind of robot.
342
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,395
Dad's hoping
someone will see him on this game show
343
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,147
and give him
a new radio job,
344
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,482
but that'll probably
never happen.
345
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,193
Hey, Owen and Blair, right?
346
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,403
‐Hi.
‐Yeah.
347
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:49,365
It's great to meet you guys.
Your dad is a living legend.
348
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,075
Sorry, kids.
349
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:54,078
I tried to get you guys
some sodas, but they're all out.
350
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,288
Both:
Aw.
351
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,169
They really do seem nice.
352
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,172
Yeah. Not at all how
Byron described him.
353
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:08,092
Kids, you're not gonna believe
how many sodas we got in my purse.
354
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,136
Everything's coming up us.
355
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:14,140
Now, let's get ready
to take down that snake, DJ Dirty Dan
356
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,018
‐and his rotten,
no‐good family. ‐Mm.
357
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,064
Announcer:
And now it's time
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00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,193
for America's fifth favoritegame show:
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00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,487
All:
Family Squabbles!
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Announcer:
Here's your host,Smiley Waterman!
361
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:37,079
(laughing)
Woo!
362
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,164
(laughing)
363
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,293
Thank you, thank you.
You are too kind.
364
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,297
Blessed and honored.
Blessed and honored.
365
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,507
All right, now,
you all know the rules,
366
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,259
and I got four of these things
to shoot today,
367
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,970
so let's get right
to our first question.
368
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,223
This one goes to...
369
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,141
DJ Dirty Dan's family.
370
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:02,271
Dirty Dan Jr.,
what is your father's favorite hobby?
371
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,024
Well, to be honest,
Mr. Waterman,
372
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:09,111
Pa hasn't had a lot of time
for hobbies since my mee‐maw got sick.
373
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:13,199
But before that, I'd have to say
that his favorite hobby was finding stray dogs,
374
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,118
nursing them back to health,
and helping them find their forever home.
375
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,082
So the boy one says
that his dad hasn't had a lot of time
376
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,166
because of sick grandma,
377
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,044
but he used to like
snatching up gutter mutts.
378
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,422
Let's see what Dad says.
379
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,468
‐(bell dinging)
‐Smiley: Oh, ho‐ho!
380
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:36,973
Now that is a family
that knows each other!
381
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,183
Bennett‐Blatts,
same question.
382
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,436
Blair, what is your dad's
favorite hobby?
383
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:46,065
Watching Internet videos
of kangaroos fighting.
384
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,151
(all cheering)
385
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,280
In your face!
Yeah!
386
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,075
In your face, she says.
Well, it looks like the Bennett‐Blatts
387
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,119
brought their A‐game today.
388
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,163
We've got an
actual contest, here.
389
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,500
We'll be right back
after these quick messages.
390
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,503
( Family Squabbles theme plays)
391
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:11,299
(audience cheering)
392
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,260
(all yelling)
393
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,265
(laughing)
Get 'em!
394
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,021
We are coming up on
the end of our show,
395
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:29,233
and DJ Dirty Dan's family
has the lead by five points.
396
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,447
But the final question
is worth ten points,
397
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,199
and this one is for the kids.
398
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,328
Dirty Dan Jr.,
and Dirty Danielle Jr.
399
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,414
What is your father's
biggest fear?
400
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,416
♪ ♪
401
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,006
That something bad would happen
to my mother, my brother, or me?
402
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,257
(buzzer buzzes)
403
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,052
Smiley:
Ooh, I am so sorry.
404
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,304
But the actual answer is:
405
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,389
"That the English language
doesn't have a word strong enough
406
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,434
to properly express to my family
how much I love them."
407
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,063
That's okay, kids.
The bank can't take love from us.
408
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,483
Okay, DJ Dirty Dan's family
still has the lead.
409
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:14,195
But if the Bennett‐Blatts
can get this answer correct,
410
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,031
they win the entire game.
411
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,282
Owen and Blair,
412
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,285
what is your father's
biggest fear?
413
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,330
This is simple.
414
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,500
Submarines, because
they could be anywhere.
415
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,253
Uh, yeah, I know,
it's just that maybe they're‐‐
416
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,131
Oh, great.
You're about to try to convince me
417
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,092
to do something
selfless, aren't you?
418
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,010
With everything
they've got going on,
419
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,346
I actually think this money
would mean a lot more to them
420
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,181
than it would to us.
421
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,142
Stupid Owen,
always making me do the stupid right thing.
422
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,268
(sighs)
423
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,021
Fine. I better get into heaven
for this.
424
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,481
Smiley:
Owen and Blair,
425
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,485
we need an answer.
What is your father's biggest fear?
426
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,238
‐Responsibility.
‐Bees or something.
427
00:19:57,238 --> 00:20:00,366
‐(buzzer buzzes)
‐No! Submarines!
428
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,201
They're like whales
with missiles.
429
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,453
Ooh! That is incorrect.
430
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,290
And that means that
DJ Dirty Dan's family
431
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,460
wins the $25,000!
432
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,254
‐(dinging)
‐(all cheering)
433
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,090
‐We had it!
‐(foghorn blares)
434
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,217
(audience cheering)
435
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,137
‐(bell dings three times)
‐Announcer: Okay,this is the last vote.
436
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:26,058
You get to choosewhich consolation prizethe family receives.
437
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,144
Kaylin:
What if you say rematch?
438
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,312
‐What if we do a rematch?
‐Suzi/Ramon: Oh!
439
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,231
But in a different way!
440
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,482
‐Game's not over.
‐Suzi: Yeah, game's not over.
441
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,192
We get to double or nothing.
442
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,070
Announcer: Votes are in.And let's go backto the scene.
443
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,322
Director:
Action!
444
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,408
Even though the Bennett‐Blatts
didn't win,
445
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,369
we are not gonna send them
home empty‐handed.
446
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,455
Guys, step this way
447
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,291
to claim your consolation prize.
448
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,501
(audience cheering)
449
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,130
As a second‐place
Family Squabbles winner,
450
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,133
you all get
a year's supply of...
451
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,177
‐eggnog!
‐(Blair squeals)
452
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,345
(bell dings)
453
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,311
Oh!
454
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,188
(laughs)
Gross!
455
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,441
That's eggnog, all right.
456
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,277
‐There's extra nog in there.
‐(laughing)
457
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,405
Oh, you're very lucky,
because last week's surprise
458
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,491
was a year's supply of bricks.
459
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,451
‐Oh, wow.
‐Smiley: But you know what?
460
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:30,122
I never enjoy eggnog
without just a light sprinkling of cinnamon.
461
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,166
Owen/Blair:
What?
462
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,043
(Smiley laughing)
463
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,129
Enjoy your prize, kids.
464
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,340
(audience cheering)
465
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:45,262
Bennett‐Blatts, sorry
you didn't win that $25,000!
466
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,098
We had it!
How did this happen?
467
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:52,478
We were so close to spending
two whole weeks snorkeling
468
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,105
with the Aquapellas!
469
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,440
Well, at least we did
the right thing.
470
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,195
(cackling)
471
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,408
Real gullible kids
you got there, Byron.
472
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,370
My kids were like,
(sobbing): "My dad lost his job."
473
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:13,040
Ha! Yeah, right!
Like that would ever happen.
474
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,500
Don't act all hurt‐y.
475
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,002
All:
'Cause you just got dirtied.
476
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,046
(both grunt)
477
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,218
Wait.
478
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,427
Kids, did you throw the game
479
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,221
because you
felt bad for them?
480
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,014
Owen made me do the right thing.
481
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,016
You know I would never
do the right thing on my own.
482
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,269
I'm sorry, I believed them.
483
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,396
His name is Dirty Dan.
484
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,439
It's right there.
485
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,066
Kids,
486
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,276
I'm proud of you.
487
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,487
I'm furious with you,
but I'm also proud of you.
488
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,239
Gator:
Hey, guys?
489
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,449
It's me. Gator.
490
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,119
Tough break out there.
491
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,037
Good news is,
you came together as a family
492
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,414
and that's what's
really important.
493
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:57,042
‐Both: Security!
‐It's him!
494
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,212
And that's our show!
495
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,007
You guys have been
a great crowd!
496
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,175
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
497
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,137
(audience cheering)
498
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,102
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
499
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,065
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
500
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,488
(cheering continues)
501
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:31,088
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