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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,200 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,292 Gotcha! 3 00:00:25,294 --> 00:00:26,981 I'm not great at having people 4 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:28,694 who are actually good to me in my life. 5 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,045 Same. Most people are trash. 6 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,732 Wouldn't it be messed up if I ate you right now? 7 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:43,308 Ive! 8 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,982 Ive, don't leave me. 9 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,851 We still got so much ass-kicking to do. 10 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,988 Harley... 11 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:57,189 I can't. 12 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,040 Oops! 13 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:31,123 Harley, uh, a few words? 14 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,594 Let her grieve. I've prepared a little something. 15 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,698 We have gathered today 16 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,535 to pay respects to our beloved friend. 17 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:45,470 Her death was not an empty sacrifice. 18 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:48,607 And, of my friend, I will say just this. 19 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,177 Of all the souls I have met on my journeys, 20 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,613 hers was the most... 21 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,481 human. 22 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,951 Wow, that, uh... Wasn't awful. 23 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,952 As apropos a speech now 24 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,454 as when it was originally delivered 25 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,990 by William Shatner's Captain James Tiberius Kirk 26 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:08,927 in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan. 27 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:13,729 Mmm-hmm. All right. 28 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:20,104 Goodbye, my dear fiancee. 29 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,679 Who's gonna water my roots? 30 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:33,752 I don't trust any of these assholes. 31 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,776 You'll be missed. 32 00:02:50,179 --> 00:02:53,220 - _ - She's a doctor, damn it! 33 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:55,771 Who chiseled this shit? 34 00:02:55,773 --> 00:02:57,733 _ 35 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,296 No, no, no. 36 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:18,798 What're ya... What are you doin'? 37 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,867 He doesn't want you to follow Ivy to the grave. 38 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,327 So that's it? We're just supposed to sit here twiddling our thumbs? 39 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:28,340 Well, unless you got some kind of actual plan, I say yes. 40 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,376 Yes. I got one. 41 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,290 Ooh, does it involve indiscriminate 42 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:33,911 smashing of other people's property? 43 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,214 - No. - Aw! 44 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,316 When no one believed in me, Ivy did. 45 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,306 She always wanted me to get rid of this asshole, 46 00:03:39,308 --> 00:03:40,453 so that's what I'm gonna do. 47 00:03:40,455 --> 00:03:41,852 Still not a plan. 48 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,655 I'm workin' on one. 49 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,665 Come on, come on. 50 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,266 - Jim, what's wrong? - Nothing. 51 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:55,667 My marriage is totally fine. 52 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,939 I mean the situation on the street. 53 00:03:57,941 --> 00:03:59,471 Oh, that's a shit show. 54 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,407 Unlike my marriage, which is rock-solid. 55 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,829 Right. 56 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:05,077 Ugh, what is the point of having an elevator if it doesn't work? 57 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,611 Quinn, what are you doing here? 58 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,249 I wanna take down Joker. 59 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,415 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... we need to work together. 60 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,417 I work alone. 61 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,451 What about me? 62 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,786 Not now, Jim. 63 00:04:13,788 --> 00:04:15,655 No one knows Joker better than you and me. 64 00:04:15,657 --> 00:04:18,623 I've got a file on him. I'll be right back. 65 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,493 Look, we put our heads together, we can beat him. 66 00:04:20,495 --> 00:04:22,889 And then you can go back to doing whatever it is you do. 67 00:04:22,891 --> 00:04:25,583 I'm not teaming up with you. You should be locked up in Arkham. 68 00:04:25,585 --> 00:04:28,065 Joker killed Ivy, took over Gotham, 69 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,767 and cut off your bat nuts! 70 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,537 - Hmm. - Help me! 71 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,039 You're never gonna believe this. 72 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,171 Found Joker's file, 73 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:36,974 but he replaced it with one of those greeting cards that plays music. 74 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,146 What a tricky son of a so-and-so. 75 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,147 If I say yes to this, 76 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:45,416 what do you bring to the table, Quinn? 77 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:49,019 The thing he wants most. 78 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,906 Who is it? 79 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,474 I've already donated. 80 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,776 Oh, Harley. 81 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,779 To what do I owe the pleasure? 82 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:17,281 Well, seein' as it's your birthday and all, I got you a gift. 83 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,950 Oh, you shouldn't have. 84 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:22,547 I mean, especially after what I did to Ivy. 85 00:05:22,548 --> 00:05:24,557 You must be very upset with me. 86 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:28,627 Of course I'm referring to the "murdering her on purpose". 87 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,397 Oh, I hate you more than you'll ever know. 88 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,001 But I'm also practical. 89 00:05:33,003 --> 00:05:35,826 You won, and I wanna be on the winnin' side. 90 00:05:35,828 --> 00:05:39,404 Oh, Harley, how positively mature of you. 91 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,973 I know, real growth. 92 00:05:40,975 --> 00:05:43,175 I thought maybe we could patch things up 93 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,944 over a steamin' cup of... 94 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:49,048 Batman. 95 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,817 Oh, Harley, this... This is amazing. 96 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,853 For the man who has everything, 97 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:58,091 you found the one thing I wanted and didn't have! 98 00:05:58,093 --> 00:06:00,657 He's buying it! 99 00:06:00,659 --> 00:06:02,758 Just keep your mouth shut. 100 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:18,911 Well, happy birthday to me! 101 00:06:18,913 --> 00:06:21,658 Of course, no birthday's complete 102 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:24,048 without my special birthday song. 103 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,651 What do you say, Harls? 104 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,053 For old time's sake? 105 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,923 To my puddin'. 106 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:35,194 ? Happy birthday to you! ? 107 00:06:35,196 --> 00:06:37,930 - ? Happy birthday to you! ? - ? Happy birthday... ? 108 00:06:37,932 --> 00:06:40,132 Would you look at this dumbass son of a bitch. 109 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,224 Don't sing! 110 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:46,372 - ? Happy birthday... ? - ? Happy birthday Clown prince of evil! ? 111 00:06:46,374 --> 00:06:51,543 ? Happy birthday to you! ? 112 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:55,295 ? And many more! ? 113 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,784 Wait a minute. That's not Batman! 114 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:03,237 Shit! Shit, shit, shit! 115 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,269 God damn it! 116 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:24,577 Keep banging away. 117 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:26,277 You'll never get away with this. 118 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,346 Nighty night, Batman. 119 00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:32,517 Grab them! 120 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,531 That's right, Harley! 121 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:49,605 Run away! 122 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:51,629 _ 123 00:07:51,631 --> 00:07:53,631 _ 124 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,562 Make it stop! 125 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:21,098 Oh, my God! 126 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,702 Don't handi-crap your pants. 127 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:34,710 No, Nurse, I said to prick his boil! 128 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:53,565 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 129 00:09:01,154 --> 00:09:03,051 _ 130 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,147 Ugh! 131 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,148 Take that... 132 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,949 And that. 133 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,318 And that. 134 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,487 Yawn! 135 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:18,411 Who would've thought my 25th birthday month would be so blah. 136 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:20,623 Maybe I'm having a quarter-life crisis. 137 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,328 What the hell are you doing? 138 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,762 Celebrating! 139 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,767 Think of all you've accomplished in 38 years. 140 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:31,071 I'm 25, and you know how I feel about champagne corks. 141 00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:32,503 That could've hit me in the eye. 142 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,572 Sorry about that. 143 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,873 So, what shall we do now, boss? 144 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,683 Maybe we build a giant maze, yeah? 145 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:40,012 Dose the people in it with fear toxin? 146 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:42,884 You are so one note, bag head. 147 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,430 After Harley and I got disruptive, 148 00:09:45,432 --> 00:09:46,985 you know how we'd celebrate? 149 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,018 Uh, fondue? 150 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,854 "Fondue"? No! 151 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,233 By getting more disruptive! 152 00:09:52,235 --> 00:09:54,392 Like kidnapping Gordon and eating sushi 153 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,929 off his lumpy, naked body. 154 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:59,330 I was picking hair 155 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,633 out of my teeth for weeks. 156 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,035 And now I'm doing this, 157 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:06,432 which should be tons of fun, but I'm bored. 158 00:10:06,434 --> 00:10:08,042 What is wrong with me? 159 00:10:08,044 --> 00:10:10,709 You're a sociopathic narcissist. 160 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,911 It was rhetorical, asshole! 161 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,480 And who do you think you are, a psychiatrist? 162 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,983 Let's find out. 163 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,345 - What? - Bloody hell! 164 00:10:20,347 --> 00:10:23,387 It's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. 165 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,124 No! 166 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,493 Are you shitting me! 167 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,490 What is wrong with you? 168 00:10:30,492 --> 00:10:34,032 Don't you think I would have done that had I wanted to? 169 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:37,154 Half the fun of our relationship was the mystery! 170 00:10:37,156 --> 00:10:39,230 Now I know Batman is just some boring 171 00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:40,940 rich asshole with parental issues. 172 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:42,508 That's really reductive. 173 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,977 Thanks for ruining the funnest thing I had going. 174 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,814 Now I don't even feel like torturing him. 175 00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:49,511 Sorry, I thought it might 176 00:10:49,513 --> 00:10:50,812 be the kind of thing Harley would do. 177 00:10:50,814 --> 00:10:52,691 I don't care about Harley! 178 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,540 I'm sorry, look, I must've misread the situation 179 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,173 when you kept saying her name and reminiscing 180 00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:58,689 about all your memories together. 181 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,758 Over and over and over and... 182 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,267 Not even that was fun. 183 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:12,270 WayneTech promised an electric car by this year. 184 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,604 I put a deposit down. 185 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,343 Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce? 186 00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:21,512 The guy at the flower shop said black roses don't exist in nature, 187 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,348 so I had to dye these. 188 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,752 Just wanted you to have a little bit of me in the ground with ya. 189 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,754 Oh, Ive! I miss you so much! 190 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,557 If you can hear me, just give me a sign. 191 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,883 Harley? 192 00:11:33,885 --> 00:11:37,063 Hey there. I was just taking a little catnap back here on the ol' rock. 193 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,565 Are you living here? 194 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,273 I don't know if I'd call this "living". 195 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,897 You're damn right. I'm an indoor plant. 196 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:43,983 I'm supposed to get indirect sunlight. 197 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:46,772 I just hate the thought of leaving Ivy alone. 198 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,754 Hey, what... Why aren't you hiding? 199 00:11:48,756 --> 00:11:51,877 Bounty's up to... Oh, man! That's a lot of zeros. 200 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,546 But why does he want your ass alive? 201 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:56,981 It's obvi. To make her watch her crew get executed. 202 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,043 Wait, what? 203 00:11:58,044 --> 00:11:59,623 Yeah. He's gonna execute them 204 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,419 and then after, he's throwing an '80s party. 205 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,722 You don't have to dress up but it's strongly suggested. 206 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,791 God, so many iconic '80s looks to choose from. 207 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,197 I wanna go "Thriller" 208 00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:09,647 but I don't wanna be the third "Thriller" 209 00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:11,447 in line for the potato salad. You feel me? 210 00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:13,248 They're doing it at sundown tonight! 211 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,944 Oh. I'm not gonna let this happen. 212 00:12:14,946 --> 00:12:17,525 Uh, how are you gonna stop Joker by yourself 213 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,315 when you couldn't even do it with Batman? 214 00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:21,073 I don't know. I need a minute to think. 215 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:24,675 One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 216 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,478 - ... three Mississippi... - Can you... 217 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,980 Can you not be here right now? 218 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,118 Like, you want me to go over by that tree, or... 219 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,540 You know, I know I said I don't live here, but I sort of do. 220 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:40,825 Just give me a sec with Ive, okay? 221 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:44,829 Ive, what I'm gonna do may be a suicide mission. 222 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,165 If I don't see you back here, 223 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:50,701 maybe I'll see you on the flip side. 224 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:55,703 All right, here goes nothing. 225 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,453 Hey! 226 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,055 Oh, hey, Harley. 227 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:14,160 I was just... Finishing Infinite Jest. 228 00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:15,661 Are you familiar with it? 229 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,095 Spine looks pretty intact. 230 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,682 Well, I have a digital copy, too. 231 00:13:19,684 --> 00:13:23,026 Anyway, are you here for the big execution? 232 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,570 There ain't gonna be an execution. 233 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:28,074 Flyers say there is. Right before the live '80s cover band. 234 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:31,009 Their version of "Sweet Child O' Mine" is... 235 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,235 - It's okay. - Release my friends. 236 00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:37,248 Or what? I have a whole army inside this sick-ass tower. 237 00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,886 What leg do you have to stand on? 238 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,854 It seems like you really want me alive, 239 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,924 so, if you don't do what I say... 240 00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:47,142 I'm gone. 241 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,824 Welcome to my penthouse. 242 00:13:57,826 --> 00:13:59,805 It's got all the amenities. 243 00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,593 Central air, 360-degree views, 244 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,642 and a couple of horny tigers. 245 00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:08,847 What the hell do you want from me? Where's my crew? 246 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,920 I want you to put this on. 247 00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:22,194 Come on, remember how much fun you had in that costume? 248 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,230 No. 249 00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:24,797 I didn't have fun. 250 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,699 You were the one having fun. 251 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,469 It wasn't till I got away from you 252 00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:32,238 that I realized how deeply un-fun being with you was. 253 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,507 So I would rather blow myself up and take you with me 254 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:37,318 than go back to being your sidekick 255 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,311 and wearing that fuckin' costume! 256 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,214 Well, you could. Certainly an option. 257 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:45,017 Only fly in the ointment is if you blow yourself up, 258 00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:47,551 you'll take your crew with you. 259 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:54,892 So, how about you make this easy and put... 260 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,929 the outfit... 261 00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,240 on. 262 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,964 - Don't do it. - Do it. 263 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,834 So, I put this on, you let them go? 264 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,504 And if you don't... 265 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,307 I kill them. 266 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,848 Oh, there she is! 267 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,334 Harley Quinn original recipe. 268 00:15:18,336 --> 00:15:20,786 Why'd you have to go and mess with a classic? 269 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:23,457 Are you gonna let my crew go, or what? 270 00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:24,749 I'm a man of my word. 271 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,757 Buh-bye. 272 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:34,313 She gave her life so that we may live. 273 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:40,406 Goodbye, Harley. 274 00:15:40,408 --> 00:15:43,775 Okay, I'm in the costume. So what's the plan? 275 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,578 Want me to make you a chocolate cake, 276 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:49,415 put on Legally Blonde, call you "puddin'"? 277 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,824 Harley, I've got the city by the balls. 278 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,417 The cops are mine. Batman's tied up and gagged. 279 00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:57,622 I have everything a man could want. 280 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,956 But I'm not happy. 281 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,774 And do you know why? 282 00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,733 Because you're a textbook sociopathic narcissist 283 00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:07,376 with a chemical imbalance in your parasympathetic nervous system? 284 00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,068 Hey, that's what Batman said. 285 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:11,864 Hey, Batman, she said the thing you said. 286 00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:15,268 Anyway, no. The reason I wasn't happy 287 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,477 was because we weren't together. 288 00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:20,145 It wasn't until I got everything... 289 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,647 that I realized it means nothing 290 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,583 without you by my side. 291 00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,676 Really? 292 00:16:25,678 --> 00:16:28,320 Harley, you're the missing piece to my happiness. 293 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,222 I knew you'd be back. 294 00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:33,892 I guess I could never stay away from my puddin'. 295 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:39,631 You were always so unoriginal, stealing my ideas. 296 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:43,533 Fuck you! This is for Ivy. 297 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,174 Ha! 298 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,834 Did you really think I was gonna believe that bullshit 299 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,138 about me being the missing piece? 300 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,647 But that was all true! 301 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:25,855 You see, I only have one weakness. You. 302 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:27,629 And when you're the most powerful man in the world, 303 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,113 there's no room for weakness. 304 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,016 And so, my only option 305 00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,751 is to... Get rid of you. 306 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,087 Then do it. Kill me! 307 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,958 Do you take me for a basic bitch? 308 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,561 If I were I to kill you, 309 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:45,296 you'd live on forever, an emotional martyr in my soul. 310 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,267 So I'm going to erase you from existence. 311 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,804 Pick her up. Follow me. 312 00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,997 I made the mistake of creating you, 313 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,912 and now I'm going to undo that mistake. 314 00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:08,086 This acid will erase all that makes you Harley Quinn. 315 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,257 You'll be a nobody. A blank canvas. 316 00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:14,526 A stranger on the streets. 317 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,594 Normal. 318 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,895 Don't do this. 319 00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:19,273 If you wanna kill me, kill me, but don't do this! 320 00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:23,475 Should've thought of that before you made me fall in love with you. 321 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,074 It's time. But don't worry, 322 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,076 you won't remember a thing. 323 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,081 Let me jump. 324 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,917 Let this last act of Harley Quinn be my own. 325 00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:40,486 You owe me at least that. 326 00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:44,238 Sure. Go nuts. 327 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,398 Goodbye, Harley Quinn. 328 00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,493 Wait a minute. Did anyone hear a splash? 329 00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,119 I've fallen in acid enough times 330 00:18:58,121 --> 00:18:59,845 to know that there should be a splash. 331 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,873 You're right about that, puddin'. 332 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,174 How did you... 333 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,643 Wait. Where are those vines coming from? 334 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,496 Oh, fuck. 335 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:25,486 I knew I should've harpooned you in the head! 336 00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,189 One in the head, one in the heart. 337 00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:29,168 It's Harpooning 101. 338 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,340 Guess who's next? 339 00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:37,074 Harley... You don't wanna do this. 340 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,045 We can rule Gotham together. 341 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,481 You're nothing without me! 342 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,161 You always tried to make me think that, but it's not true! 343 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,453 I have friends that love and care about me. 344 00:19:47,455 --> 00:19:50,122 I'm moving on with my life with the people that matter. 345 00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,989 And that ain't you, puddin'. 346 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,092 - Drop him. - Love to. 347 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,128 You don't want to do this. 348 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,229 I've always supported strong female 349 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,832 friendships! 350 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,245 Oh, Ive! Oh, my God! 351 00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,413 It was my tears, wasn't it? 352 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,973 My tears of friendship 353 00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:19,602 fell on your grave and brought you back to life! 354 00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:22,622 Harls, I love you, but we don't live in a Disney movie, okay? 355 00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:26,125 It was the renewing power of nature that brought me back. 356 00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:29,706 And, you know, maybe the tears helped a little, too. 357 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,224 Oh, my God, he saved us. 358 00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:01,321 He'll be okay, right? I mean, he's Batman. 359 00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:04,511 Sure. I mean, you know, he's got the polymer suit 360 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,768 with the... 361 00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:07,870 Oh, shit. Let's get out of here. 362 00:21:30,284 --> 00:21:33,841 So, to summarize, good news, Joker no longer rules Gotham. 363 00:21:33,843 --> 00:21:36,260 Bad news, thanks to an 8.6 earthquake, 364 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,296 there's no longer a Gotham left to rule. 365 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,965 And Batman is missing. 366 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,900 More updates as we get them. 367 00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,409 And I just want the record to reflect 368 00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:52,311 that I always had faith in you, Harley. 369 00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,947 Did not doubt it for a moment. 370 00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:57,915 I did not feel the same way, but am so glad I was wrong. 371 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,183 Harls, ya did it. 372 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,753 Justice League is gone, 373 00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:03,154 same with the Legion of Doom, and the Joker's dead. 374 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,524 Gotham is in complete chaos. 375 00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:09,576 It's so beautiful. 376 00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:28,468 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 26912

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