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[GUARD 1] Why don't you ever
go to the commissary for lunch?
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I know I'm not gonna like it.
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But they change their menu every day.
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How could you possibly
know you don't like it?
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[GUARD 2] I don't like that
style of food preparation.
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[GUARD 1] What does that even
mean? "Style of food preparation"?
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[GUARDS GRUNTING]
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[GROANS]
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[GUARD 3] Don't worry.
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Without any plants around,
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she's just another weak, helpless woman.
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Uh, who still has hands
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and the goddamn Second Amendment.
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Obviously I support background checks
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and common sense gun laws.
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- [ALARM SOUNDS]
- There she is.
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- Hey you, stop!
- Hey!
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[GUN CLICKING]
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Shit.
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[TSKING] Trying to
escape on surgery day.
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Don't worry.
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Insurance will cover it.
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Obviously that was a joke.
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Insurance would never pay for this.
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[STUTTERS] I think we can all agree
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they're the real villains, yeah?
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I would agree with th...
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- [POISON IVY SIGHS]
- [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Ugh, it's my fault she's in there.
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I can't even imagine
what they're doing to her.
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You don't think it's,
like, torture, right?
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I don't think it's like torture.
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That's motherfuckin'
torture right there.
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Screw this. I'm gettin' her out.
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That is a lot of big boys with guns,
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and you're one petite
young woman with a bat.
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They aren't gonna come
at you one at a time.
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That's not how that shit work!
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Mmm, that's actually standard
goon operating procedure.
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[MAN] Excuse me.
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I'm so dang lost and so...
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Oh, they're doing the
"all at once" way now.
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You know what you need?
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- More bat?
- More crew.
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[SIGHS]
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_
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Hello, Gotham. Riddler here.
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Sorry to interrupt your football match,
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but I've hidden a bomb
somewhere in Gotham.
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Oh, but don't worry, Batman.
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Here's a little riddle
to help you find it.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[RIDDLER AND CLAYFACE]
You throw away the outside
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and cook the inside.
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Then you eat the outside
and throw away the...
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You're doing great, boss.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Mmm.
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[RIDDLER AND CLAYFACE] You
throw away the outside...
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Oh, sorry.
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Uh, you throw away
the... [CLEARS THROAT]
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[RIDDLER AND CLAYFACE]
You throw away the outside
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and cook the inside...
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What the hell are you doing?
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I just have one tiny thought.
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Maybe say, "Throw away the outside".
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Do you see where I put the emphasis?
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Did you just give me
a fucking line reading?
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We're live!
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Yes, this guy!
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Where's this guy when you're
threatening Gotham with a riddle?
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Go, now, while you feel it.
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All right. You know
what? Screw it. It's corn.
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The bomb's at the corn
factory. Cut the feed.
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Uh, can I borrow Clayface for a minute?
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Borrow? Take him, please.
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Now, forever, be gone.
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[HARLEY] Hey, Clayface!
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- Hmm. Ms. Quinn.
- You look great.
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Have you lost some clay?
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Yes. I'm feeling very fulfilled.
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My life is thick and rich.
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Listen, I know I promised
to take care of you guys,
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instead, I left you out to dry.
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You guys aren't just a crew to me.
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You're the only family I've got.
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You're thinking of the number 17.
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Also, FYI he's banging
his assistant Denise.
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We are not family.
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You're right. I didn't
treat you like family.
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Well, I did, but I treated you
like my family treats people,
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which is bad not good.
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Now, Denise, do you
know your boss's password?
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And, yes, I heard you,
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but I'm passive
aggressively not responding.
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All I'm asking for is a second chance.
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When I got to the Legion of Doom,
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I forgot that the
only reason I was there
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was because of you guys.
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But I won't forget again.
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So, what do you say?
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- No.
- No.
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- Never gonna happen.
- No? Ivy's kidnapped!
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- What?
- Not Ivy.
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- We got to save her.
- Yeah.
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Where the hell did you
learn how to give a speech?
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You put your thesis statement
at the motherfuckin' top.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry!
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Look, Ivy needs us, and
I can't do it on my own.
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We'll help you, Harley.
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- Yay!
- For Ivy.
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- Still yay.
- And then we never
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want to see you again, all right?
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Less yay, but more yay
than I had this morning.
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What's happening? What's
shakin'? We pullin' a caper?
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What? No. Where the hell you been?
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We broke up a week ago.
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What? We broke up? I'm devastated.
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I thought this was my forever crew.
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What the hell are you talkin' about?
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You've never been in the crew.
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But you can come help rescue Ivy.
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Hi-ya! You won't regret
this, Harley baby.
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I'll do the driving! I'm
an excellent... [SNORING]
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Driver!
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Hey! Get out of the... Ugh, you schmuck.
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Come on! If you don't wanna die,
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get out of the road!
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Don't throw up, don't throw up.
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[GAGS] Don't throw up!
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Stop verbalizing it.
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You're going to make me...
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I do not know how you
live with yourself.
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[BRAKES SCREECHING]
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[DR. PSYCHO] Holy shit!
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Hey, how you doing, buddy boy?
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Where do you want me to set
up the pretzel wrapped wieners?
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[ALARM BLARING]
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[GUS] Pretzel-wrapped wieners!
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Oh, boy! What's the occasion?
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It's a big thank you from the boss
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for all your hard work.
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Oh, that is just...
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You think they don't
notice, but they notice.
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[INHALES SHARPLY] Mmm.
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It's like eating my childhood.
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Here, let these guys in.
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[SING-SONG] Who wants a
pretzel-wrapped wiener?
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Like a glove.
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Holy shit! It's true!
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Pretzel-wrapped wieners!
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Gentlemen and Psycho, begin phase two.
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[KING SHARK GRUNTING]
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There she is.
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Congratulations, Mom,
you're going to give birth
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to the destruction of Gotham.
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My pheromones.
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What did you do with them?
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Oh, I'd love to show you,
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but by the time I unleash it,
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you'll be too busy screaming.
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[GRUNTING]
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[POISON IVY] Oh, no, fear toxin.
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Didn't see that coming.
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Hey, shithead, poisons don't work on me.
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That's, like, literally my thing.
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[LAUGHING]
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Which is why I used your DNA
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to engineer a special
blend just for you.
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Was it fun henching for Riddler?
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I heard his breath smells,
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but the person who told
me that had nasty breath,
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so he could be an unreliable source.
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Guys, shut it.
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We can't find Ivy if we can't hear her.
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[POISON IVY SCREAMING]
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That's her! Follow me!
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[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
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Oh, my God! What'd they do to her?
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I fear they've poisoned Ivy.
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Nothing?
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Should've saved that for
a lower-stakes situation.
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Ive, it's okay, we're here!
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Actually, it's not okay.
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The fear toxin's destroying her brain.
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Unless we do something soon,
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she's gonna be stuck like this forever.
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Don't worry. I know
just how to save her.
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Why the fuck did you do that?
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I had to knock her out so
we can get into her brain,
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like I was knocked out
when you went into mine.
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Uh, no.
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You just happened to
be knocked out before.
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So, really, all you've
done is punch your friend
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in the face, you idiot.
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Oh, well, whoops.
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All right, let's get
in there and fix her up.
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Also, let's not mention the
whole face punchin' thingy.
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- Let's go!
- But if we go in her brain,
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that'd leave our bodies out
here all cute and unprotected.
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I'll protect your cute bodies.
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No, no. Last time you were
alone with our cute bodies,
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you tried to burn them.
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Hey, hey, hey, I
could've done much worse.
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Come on, get in her noggin.
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Evie's counting on ya.
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Ivy. It's Ivy!
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All right, we're going in. Sy's stayin'.
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Hot dog!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Holy shit.
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The fear toxin has activated
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all of Ivy's biggest fears.
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[HAPPY TREE] Hey, guys, over here.
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Wow, what a beautiful day
to meet some new friends.
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I'm so lucky. [SCREAMING]
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That was incredibly violent.
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I did not realize there was
so much stuff inside of trees.
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It's comin' for us!
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Somebody do something!
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Good thinking, old chum,
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knowing I would clog up its
gears, but it wouldn't kill me.
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Yeah, that was, uh...
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That was definitely a thing I knew.
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What the hell are we supposed to do now?
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Oh, does someone have
a plot-driven question
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that needs a magical answer?
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Let me be of service.
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I wish I had that magical
sound in the background, that...
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[HUMMING]
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There it is!
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Can we stop with the Frank
show and get on with it?
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Hmm. Ivy's brain is warped
by Scarecrow's fear toxin,
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which has activated
all her biggest fears.
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To save her, you need
to destroy the thing
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she fears most.
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And how do we figure out what that is?
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Well, I guess it's not
this monster wood chipper.
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What the hell else could it be?
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Do you not see the creepy
ass mansion right there, huh?
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111 Creepy Ass Street.
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[MIMICS EERIE NOISE]
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[SOBBING]
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Aw, little Ivy.
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Pamela, where are all your friends?
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You were right, dear,
she has no friends.
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I thought you had at least one
friend, but Mother knew better.
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We should've hired those
dwarfs to pretend to be kids
254
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to pretend to like you.
255
00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:53,870
Of course Ivy's biggest
fear is her cruel father.
256
00:11:53,872 --> 00:11:55,939
Oh, we've all got daddy issues.
257
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:58,081
Hey, we're gonna kick your
trust-fund-having ass
258
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,574
back to boarding school.
259
00:11:59,576 --> 00:12:03,645
[LAUGHING]
260
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:07,884
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
261
00:12:07,886 --> 00:12:09,552
Help me!
262
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,886
Help me!
263
00:12:10,888 --> 00:12:13,523
Hang on, little Ive, I'm comin' for ya!
264
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,558
You let me die!
265
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,395
[GRUNTING]
266
00:12:20,397 --> 00:12:22,047
[SCREAMING]
267
00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:31,409
[BOTH SCREAMING]
268
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,733
Okay, we gotta figure a
way back into that mansion
269
00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:35,911
to kill that son of a bitch.
270
00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:38,847
Ivy's dad is not her biggest fear.
271
00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:41,918
Her biggest fear is on the way.
272
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,853
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
273
00:12:44,855 --> 00:12:48,690
All scary shit got that laugh.
274
00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:50,727
My God! Kite Man?
275
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,595
She's afraid of Kite Man?
276
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,863
No, dummy!
277
00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:55,365
Would you can it with the commentary
278
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,900
and just let this shit play out?
279
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,834
He's coming! I tried to stop him,
280
00:12:58,836 --> 00:13:00,937
but he's too powerful.
281
00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:02,505
I gotta fly.
282
00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:03,706
Fly away.
283
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:07,677
[SCREAMING]
284
00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,480
Help. Nah.
285
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,314
Everybody feel that
pucker in your assholes?
286
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,573
That means shit is about to get real.
287
00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,916
Oh, well, that makes sense.
288
00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:21,438
I mean, it's a little Christmas Carol,
289
00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,059
but, eh, let's just kill 'em.
290
00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:25,862
[ALL SHRIEK]
291
00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,370
We're good, we're fine.
292
00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:36,972
Doing great. A-okay. Super-duper.
293
00:13:36,974 --> 00:13:38,207
Hunky dory.
294
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,376
[ALARM BLARING]
295
00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:41,935
Hey, what's going on in here?
296
00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:49,020
Hey! Watch the hair, shitbag.
297
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,411
I can't pull off a Felicity season two.
298
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,458
No one can.
299
00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,825
Not even Felicity itself.
300
00:13:57,094 --> 00:14:00,863
[YELLS]
301
00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:02,064
Okay, he's burning rocks.
302
00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:03,800
I'm out.
303
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,736
Clayface, I appear to
have misplaced my bat.
304
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,270
Batter up!
305
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,972
[KING SHARK LAUGHING]
306
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,040
Oh, that's clever.
307
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,897
It was good, wasn't it?
308
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:26,656
Harley, you
slash-mostly-Clayface did it!
309
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,923
Now, to find out how gross your face is.
310
00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:32,896
- [GASPS]
- Oh, shit!
311
00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:35,766
Dear God. We're Empire
Strikes Back-ing it.
312
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:36,799
You're her biggest fear?
313
00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,202
I did not see that coming.
314
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:40,703
That's some M. Night Shyamalama shit.
315
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,655
What the fu...
316
00:14:47,882 --> 00:14:49,638
Oh, Lordy.
317
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,162
What happened here?
318
00:14:51,164 --> 00:14:53,421
Pretty great, right?
319
00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:55,847
Why would these guards commit suicide?
320
00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:58,521
Suicide? I killed them!
321
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,525
Protecting your cute
bodies. You're welcome.
322
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,726
Why was I her greatest fear?
323
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:04,827
[POISON IVY COUGHING]
324
00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:05,829
Ivy!
325
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:13,233
Ivy!
326
00:15:13,235 --> 00:15:14,638
Though I have so many questions,
327
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,005
they're about to destroy Gotham,
328
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:17,974
so we've gotta get out of here.
329
00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:18,975
Who the fuck braided my hair?
330
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,111
Mmm. I was bored.
331
00:15:20,113 --> 00:15:22,078
Oh, Jesus.
332
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,247
Ive, why am I your biggest fear?
333
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,750
Harley, I can't talk
about this right now.
334
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:27,217
Is it because when we go out to eat
335
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,620
I always ask to get a dessert menu
336
00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,419
and that makes the dinner
last five minutes longer?
337
00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:31,621
No, but I do hate that
338
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:33,014
because you never order anything.
339
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,857
It's 'cause I always forget
that we have cookies at home.
340
00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:36,593
Listen, Ive, I can't
live with not knowing
341
00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:37,896
why I'm some bad guy in your brain
342
00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:38,897
settin' fire to things.
343
00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,758
- I love you.
- Harley, later.
344
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,433
Scarecrow's about to use my pheromones
345
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:43,967
for some kind of biological warfare.
346
00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,068
We have to stop him.
347
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,170
I think we gotta stop them.
348
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:50,372
Legion of Doom. Those pricks!
349
00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:53,776
Yes! But it is nice to
see they're recycling.
350
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,045
Vroom, vroom, boys. Gotham awaits.
351
00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:59,897
[SCARECROW CACKLES]
352
00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:07,323
- Shit.
- [SY] All right, that's my fault. That's on me.
353
00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:09,192
I parked in the handicap spot.
354
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,560
I know, I know I could get the pass,
355
00:16:11,562 --> 00:16:12,845
but I'm off the grid here.
356
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,702
I'm not putting my name on some
fakakta government hit list.
357
00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,333
Not a car in sight.
358
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:19,269
You sure about that?
359
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,605
It's time, Sy. You can do this.
360
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,275
[SCREAMS]
361
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:29,078
In 1984, a toy company
came out with a new line.
362
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,015
[SCREAMS]
363
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,449
It was a huge success,
364
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,184
and the CIA took notice.
365
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,220
For my last assignment...
366
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:39,889
- Fuck your mother!
- Ugh!
367
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,223
I underwent a procedure
368
00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:43,459
using an experimental technology.
369
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,629
It changed me forever.
370
00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:46,580
It made me...
371
00:16:50,102 --> 00:16:51,867
a transchanger.
372
00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:54,420
Quick, get in me.
373
00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:06,181
Over there, I see 'em!
374
00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:16,579
_
375
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:27,203
Harley, I don't think I've ever
ridden on Harley Quinn Highway.
376
00:17:27,204 --> 00:17:28,573
Yeah, they let me design it myself
377
00:17:28,574 --> 00:17:29,721
when I threatened to nuke the city.
378
00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:32,857
Kind of regrettin' some of my
creative choices right about now.
379
00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:39,881
[ALL YELLING]
380
00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,534
[SCREAMING]
381
00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:53,429
There's the bastards.
382
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:56,131
Let her rip, boys.
383
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,933
I love guns!
384
00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:04,239
I think the trucks are bulletproof.
385
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:06,770
Just get me close, and I'll handle this.
386
00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:11,898
Ive, wait up.
387
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:18,855
[GUARD 1 SCREAMS]
388
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:21,406
[GUARD 2 SCREAMS]
389
00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:25,964
Hey, now that it's just me and you,
390
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,590
I was hopin' we could
talk a little bit about
391
00:18:27,592 --> 00:18:29,903
why one bestie would
think of the other bestie
392
00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:31,066
as her worst nightmare.
393
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,919
- Not now!
- [GRUNTS]
394
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,318
Uh, what about now?
395
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,512
Fine! You want to know
what my biggest fear is?
396
00:18:42,514 --> 00:18:45,215
Finally allowing myself
to count on someone
397
00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:47,116
and then having them ditch me.
398
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,555
But I was still plannin' on helping you.
399
00:18:50,557 --> 00:18:52,589
You were my one friend,
400
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,658
and I asked you for one favor,
401
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,926
but instead you ditched me
402
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,761
for the Joker, who treats ya like shit.
403
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,331
I thought you could
change, but I was wrong.
404
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:05,368
You still live your entire life
based on what he might think.
405
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,742
So, how do we fix this?
406
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,103
I don't know.
407
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,190
[BOTH] Loop!
408
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,912
Harley's truck's not gonna make it!
409
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,565
[SCREAMING]
410
00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:32,821
What's the situation?
411
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,531
Ivy's mad at me for months
of emotional neglect.
412
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:38,389
The road, schmuck, the
road! Situation on the road!
413
00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:40,411
Oh, two trucks left, but there's Ivy!
414
00:19:47,911 --> 00:19:48,912
Plant, anywhere?
415
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:53,582
There's gotta be a plant somewhere.
416
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:55,784
[GUARD GASPS]
417
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:59,121
Oh, shit.
418
00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:02,091
[POISON IVY SCREAMING]
419
00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:04,343
- Ivy!
- Hang on!
420
00:20:20,475 --> 00:20:22,264
Sy, after today, you're in the crew,
421
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,374
even if it's just you and me.
422
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:25,515
Thanks, H-bomb. I told ya I could...
423
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,379
- [SNORING]
- Scarecrow's getting away!
424
00:20:27,381 --> 00:20:29,324
On it! On it.
425
00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:33,530
He's takin' the Gotham Park exit.
426
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:37,794
We're not gonna catch him.
427
00:20:37,796 --> 00:20:42,145
Drive over the weapons cache!
428
00:20:44,903 --> 00:20:48,271
Good God! Tax dollars
actually paid for this?
429
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:49,773
Pull over!
430
00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:02,186
Ivy, you're right. I
let Joker get to me.
431
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,821
I turned my back on
my friends and on you.
432
00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:05,957
But that is the old me.
433
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,959
Time to blow her up.
434
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,498
See how selfless I am now?
435
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,633
Best friends again?
436
00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,401
Water under the bridge?
437
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:27,190
[SCARECROW LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
438
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:39,756
Hmm. That bubbling seems ominous.
439
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,490
So, the guy at the Smart Bar
440
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:43,061
said that everything should be fine.
441
00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:44,063
I did it, Denise.
442
00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:46,029
I told Cheryl I'm leaving her.
443
00:21:46,031 --> 00:21:47,632
Now it's you and me forever.
444
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,874
Oh, Daniel.
445
00:21:53,837 --> 00:21:57,539
Oh, shit.
446
00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:03,217
[MAN SCREAMING]
447
00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:05,780
So, this is not great.
448
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,671
[SY] Hey, a little help over here.
449
00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:09,728
Anybody have any WD-40?
450
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:11,520
Maybe some coconut oil?
451
00:22:11,522 --> 00:22:15,773
I'm in a lot of pain!
452
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,597
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
453
00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:29,599
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