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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,464 --> 00:01:22,464 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:22,466 --> 00:01:24,700 You sit on your computers. 3 00:01:24,702 --> 00:01:27,803 Liking pictures of smiling babies. 4 00:01:27,805 --> 00:01:30,840 Sharing inspirational quotes. 5 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:33,443 But what you really wanna see is death. 6 00:01:33,643 --> 00:01:35,845 You click on horrific news headlines; 7 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:38,580 violence, destruction, terrorism, war! 8 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:41,583 Because it makes your shitty little lives 9 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:44,321 seem that little bit less shitty. 10 00:01:44,989 --> 00:01:46,289 You wanna go viral? 11 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,960 Skizm is the virus. 12 00:01:55,833 --> 00:01:57,599 What the fuck is up people! 13 00:01:57,601 --> 00:01:59,001 My name is Mr. Longshot! 14 00:01:59,003 --> 00:02:00,535 And I'm Daddy Doubletaps, 15 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,337 and we're bringing you your daily dose 16 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,839 - of the death toll! - Okay right now, 17 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:05,007 if you're new here, real quick, 18 00:02:05,009 --> 00:02:06,675 what we do here is we rip off 19 00:02:06,677 --> 00:02:08,443 Skizm's stream to bring you our commentary 20 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:09,947 'cause we're just the fuckin' best at it! 21 00:02:10,748 --> 00:02:12,683 Here we go. 22 00:02:13,017 --> 00:02:15,885 Vadim versus Nix. Head to head. 23 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:18,120 Who is gonna die today? 24 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:26,528 She's driving like a fucking monster! 25 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:27,696 - Nix. Nix. - Nix. Nix. 26 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,140 Die. Fuck you. 27 00:02:38,142 --> 00:02:40,044 ♪ I get to know Your name ♪ 28 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:48,383 ♪ If I could trace Your private number, baby ♪ 29 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,519 God damn it! 30 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:50,853 Fuck him. 31 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:52,554 ♪ All I know is that to me ♪ 32 00:02:52,556 --> 00:02:53,789 ♪ You look like you're having fun ♪ 33 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:55,791 Thanks to Skizm's tech department 34 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:56,992 for bringing up this footage! 35 00:02:56,994 --> 00:02:58,894 - Abso-fucking-lutely! - Yes. 36 00:03:01,299 --> 00:03:02,564 ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪ 37 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:05,402 ♪ Like a record baby Right round round round ♪ 38 00:03:06,469 --> 00:03:07,470 Fuck him up. 39 00:03:08,673 --> 00:03:09,839 ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪ 40 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:12,074 ♪ Like a record, baby Right round round round ♪ 41 00:03:13,678 --> 00:03:16,747 ♪ You spin me round ♪ 42 00:03:17,081 --> 00:03:21,116 ♪ You spin me right round ♪ 43 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,955 ♪ You spin me round ♪ 44 00:03:40,204 --> 00:03:41,806 Nix wins. 45 00:03:44,574 --> 00:03:47,078 It can be a fucked up world out there, right? 46 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,511 Skizm? Well that was fucked up to the point 47 00:03:50,513 --> 00:03:52,948 where it was threatening civilization as we know it. 48 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:54,752 It was unstoppable... 49 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,552 until I came into the picture. 50 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:19,241 Hey. I'm Miles. 51 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:21,877 This is the story of the worst day of my life. 52 00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:22,912 - Dickhead. - Sorry. 53 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,015 The day I became famous. 54 00:04:25,082 --> 00:04:26,882 When I was a kid I wanted to be a hero. 55 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:28,019 A warrior. 56 00:04:29,053 --> 00:04:31,756 But instead I grew up to be a nobody. 57 00:04:31,956 --> 00:04:34,557 Flicking through the same three apps on my phone 58 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:36,524 until it was time to sleep. 59 00:04:41,732 --> 00:04:43,433 I used to work in video games. 60 00:04:45,635 --> 00:04:46,869 Sounds awesome, right? 61 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,837 Not when you're a code monkey 62 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,739 for a mindlessly addictive cell phone game 63 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:53,110 designed to steal money from parents credit cards. 64 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:57,680 The one place I could still be a hero though 65 00:04:57,682 --> 00:04:59,884 was behind my keyboard. 66 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:01,717 Trolling the trolls. 67 00:05:06,924 --> 00:05:08,090 Oh, shit. 68 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:13,798 Um? 69 00:05:22,006 --> 00:05:23,007 Hey. 70 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:25,676 - What the f... - Dude! 71 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:28,545 Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No. 72 00:05:30,047 --> 00:05:31,048 Fucking... 73 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,650 - I'm not interrupting am I? - No. No, no, no. Just, uh... 74 00:05:34,652 --> 00:05:37,487 - just checking some stuff. - Hey, uh... 75 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,688 can you sign this going away card? 76 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,758 Uh, yeah. 77 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:41,959 Oops. 78 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:49,564 Uh, wait. What... What is this? 79 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,102 We're currently downsizing personnel. 80 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,503 - What? By how many? - Just one. 81 00:05:53,804 --> 00:05:55,706 - I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre. 82 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,008 It's a joke! 83 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,108 I'm just fucking with you! 84 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,044 Oh, okay. 85 00:06:00,911 --> 00:06:03,881 Oh, my God your face. Punk'd! 86 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:08,152 But if I catch you jerking around again... 87 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,857 next card will be real. Got that, amigo? 88 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:14,658 Si. Yes. 89 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,596 Seriously can I... Can I borrow a pen? 90 00:06:20,865 --> 00:06:22,733 - Fuck you. - Whoa! 91 00:06:29,673 --> 00:06:33,010 And then one night, I hit the jackpot. 92 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:34,812 Skizm. 93 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,013 - Another Skizm... - Skizm... 94 00:06:38,015 --> 00:06:39,016 - Skizm... - Skizm... 95 00:06:40,351 --> 00:06:43,018 Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals 96 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,788 and made them fight each other to the death. 97 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:48,759 It was twisted and disgusting. 98 00:06:51,362 --> 00:06:52,562 Lee wins. 99 00:06:53,697 --> 00:06:56,265 The worst side of humanity on show. 100 00:06:56,267 --> 00:06:58,367 Yes! 101 00:06:58,369 --> 00:07:00,938 So, the internet fucking loved it. 102 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,641 Skizm! 103 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,682 In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly. 104 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:14,351 But behind the keys, I was the fucking Terminator. 105 00:07:16,387 --> 00:07:18,656 I was the ultimate troll hunter. 106 00:07:19,723 --> 00:07:21,657 I know I should have just let it go, 107 00:07:21,659 --> 00:07:22,858 but I couldn't resist. 108 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,926 Yeah. 109 00:07:23,928 --> 00:07:26,295 Yeah, get angry at me. 110 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:27,665 Let's do this. 111 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:33,936 ♪ Run wild ♪ 112 00:07:33,938 --> 00:07:36,905 ♪ I'm on a mission And I won't stop ♪ 113 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:39,609 ♪ No destination But it's worth a shot ♪ 114 00:07:39,944 --> 00:07:41,844 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 115 00:07:41,846 --> 00:07:43,212 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 116 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:44,880 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 117 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,382 ♪ Run wild I'm on a mission ♪ 118 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,685 You guys are real easy. 119 00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:52,289 ♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪ 120 00:07:52,823 --> 00:07:54,156 ♪ You gotta let me go ♪ 121 00:07:58,262 --> 00:07:59,263 Okay. 122 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:04,835 What? 123 00:08:07,438 --> 00:08:09,974 Who the fuck are you, dude? 124 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:15,779 Stick your dick in... 125 00:08:16,313 --> 00:08:17,715 a blender. 126 00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:53,282 Okay. 127 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:54,418 Nova. 128 00:09:24,515 --> 00:09:26,215 Yes. Of course. 129 00:09:28,719 --> 00:09:29,952 ♪ I don't want this to fade I've been standing alone ♪ 130 00:09:29,954 --> 00:09:33,989 ♪ I am feeling afraid Afraid I can't let you know ♪ 131 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:38,126 ♪ You look at me with desire Looking straight in my eye ♪ 132 00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:40,429 ♪ Not learning less Of what lies on ♪ 133 00:09:40,431 --> 00:09:42,833 ♪ I'll blame it on the better days ♪ 134 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,503 ♪ I'll even blame it On your pretty face ♪ 135 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:49,271 ♪ 'Cause baby I can't see ♪ 136 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:51,840 Hope you like it. It's permanent. 137 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:52,910 I love it. Seriously, 138 00:09:53,444 --> 00:09:55,877 Seriously, why are you not doing comics for a living? 139 00:09:55,879 --> 00:09:58,880 Right, just quit my job and be another artist 140 00:09:58,882 --> 00:10:01,085 living on Ramen, soaked in my own tears. 141 00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:03,986 I don't care, you should just do it, 142 00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:05,022 your stuff is awesome. 143 00:10:06,824 --> 00:10:08,390 I haven't nailed my super hero yet. 144 00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:11,226 - What do you mean? - That! You! 145 00:10:11,228 --> 00:10:13,430 This guy? This handsome guy right here? 146 00:10:13,831 --> 00:10:14,731 Um. 147 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:17,366 Uh, okay, well what about, like, uh... 148 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,434 - I've pitched this before... - Oh, God, don't. 149 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,169 ...but Man-Man. 150 00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:24,373 He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man. 151 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:27,843 And he gets superhuman powers of manliness. 152 00:10:27,845 --> 00:10:30,514 - I mean... - "My man sense is tingling." 153 00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:39,554 Look, don't worry, okay? 154 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,156 This... This is not another story 155 00:10:41,158 --> 00:10:42,858 about a nerd trying to get the girl 156 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,127 like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked. 157 00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:46,130 Coming. 158 00:10:47,197 --> 00:10:48,399 This is not a love story. 159 00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:50,167 Uh... 160 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,935 Hi, I... I think you have the wrong apartment. 161 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:58,809 What the fuck. Who the fuck are you? 162 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:03,247 Well, there he is. Big Man. 163 00:11:04,548 --> 00:11:06,016 You scared yet? 164 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,318 Oh, fuck. What, that comment? No. No. Shit, no. 165 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,020 That... That... That was just a very dumb joke 166 00:11:12,022 --> 00:11:13,455 that I... I... I did not mean. 167 00:11:13,457 --> 00:11:15,390 Uh, can we just, like, forget about it? 168 00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:18,293 Oh, sheesh. This is insane, right? 169 00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:20,429 We're being, like, total dicks here. 170 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,931 Why don't I just head off 171 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,434 and you... you have a pleasant evening, dude. 172 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,568 Oh, what, really? 173 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:29,106 Oh, God. Just out of warranty. 174 00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:32,343 Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers. 175 00:11:34,044 --> 00:11:36,044 Now, your busy little hands 176 00:11:36,046 --> 00:11:37,512 they need to be taught a lesson. 177 00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:39,581 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't smash my hands. 178 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:40,783 No, no, I really like using them. 179 00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:43,952 No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your hands. 180 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,391 Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then? 181 00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:50,427 I got something even better planned for you. 182 00:11:52,196 --> 00:11:53,330 Knock his ass out. 183 00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:56,231 Wait, no, no. Seriously guys, 184 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:58,333 you don't need to do this to me. I... I'm... 185 00:11:58,335 --> 00:12:00,104 Shit! 186 00:12:00,404 --> 00:12:02,339 That usually knocks 'em cold! 187 00:12:02,573 --> 00:12:05,175 Jesus Christ. 188 00:12:20,257 --> 00:12:21,492 What? 189 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,228 What? 190 00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:38,168 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 191 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,501 What? 192 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,699 Fun factoid: gun shots 193 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:12,133 are way louder than in the movies. 194 00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:13,368 In real life, Rambo would not be 195 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,704 killing guerilla fighters, 196 00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:16,473 he would be learning sign language. 197 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:49,371 Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen. 198 00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:29,712 And you have 24 hours to kill her. 199 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:31,814 If you fail, you die. 200 00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:34,284 Try to leave the city, you die. 201 00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:37,822 Succeed, we let you in. 202 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,623 What the fuck is Nix? 203 00:15:57,274 --> 00:15:59,608 ♪ Oh, it's been getting so hard ♪ 204 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,646 ♪ Living with the things you do to me ♪ 205 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,515 ♪ My dreams are getting so strange ♪ 206 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:10,587 ♪ I'd like to tell you everything I see ♪ 207 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,490 ♪ Oh, I see a man at the back As a matter of fact ♪ 208 00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:17,459 ♪ His eyes are as red as the sun ♪ 209 00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:19,628 ♪ And the girl in the corner Let no one ignore her ♪ 210 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,864 ♪ Cause she thinks she's the passionate one ♪ 211 00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,198 ♪ Oh yeah! ♪ 212 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,869 ♪ It was like lightning, Everybody was fighting ♪ 213 00:16:26,871 --> 00:16:30,873 ♪ And the music was soothing And they all started grooving ♪ 214 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,475 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 215 00:16:33,477 --> 00:16:35,577 ♪ And the man in the back said everyone attack ♪ 216 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,345 ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪ 217 00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:39,815 ♪ And the girl in the corner Said boy I want to warn you ♪ 218 00:16:39,817 --> 00:16:41,483 ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪ 219 00:16:41,485 --> 00:16:42,985 ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ 220 00:16:45,322 --> 00:16:46,356 ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ 221 00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:48,458 ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ 222 00:17:04,809 --> 00:17:06,374 Nix wins. 223 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:07,777 There we go, that's another win 224 00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:10,311 for Nix against Gask. 225 00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:11,681 And that takes her to the top 226 00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:12,915 of the leaderboard. 227 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,984 Yeah, again are we really surprised? 228 00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:17,019 Yeah, Nix. I love you. 229 00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:32,904 Nix! 230 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,453 ...an apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead. 231 00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:52,520 Police have now zeroed in 232 00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,690 on Nix Degraves as the sole suspect. 233 00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:58,293 Degraves was found criminally insane at age 13. 234 00:17:58,295 --> 00:18:01,296 She recently escaped from a maximum-security facility 235 00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:02,832 and has since gained notoriety 236 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,700 as one of the most successful contestants 237 00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:06,869 of the underground fight club, Skizm. 238 00:18:06,871 --> 00:18:09,038 She is heavily armed and extremely dangerous. 239 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,505 This is good. 240 00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:15,603 Detective Garret, please report 241 00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:16,774 to the Captain's office. 242 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:25,380 Are you fucking kidding me? 243 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,004 Okay. 244 00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:48,940 Careful. 245 00:19:49,506 --> 00:19:50,741 Jesus Christ. 246 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,814 Oh, thank God. 247 00:20:04,088 --> 00:20:05,821 Wow. Doesn't matter, 248 00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:07,091 just don't shoot yourself in the dick. 249 00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:25,877 Okay. 250 00:21:08,986 --> 00:21:10,119 Woah! No! No! 251 00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:13,891 No! 252 00:21:14,258 --> 00:21:15,860 No! No, no, no! 253 00:21:18,996 --> 00:21:20,195 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 254 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,697 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 255 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,034 Damn it. 256 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:25,736 Oh, God! 257 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,204 Fuck! 258 00:21:33,678 --> 00:21:35,711 - Nice fap-cave. - You shot me! 259 00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:38,546 You actually fucking shot me? 260 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,815 Okay, please. I... I... 261 00:21:39,817 --> 00:21:41,951 I don't want anything to do with Skizm. 262 00:21:41,953 --> 00:21:43,886 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm not a fighter. 263 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:44,822 I'm a nobody. 264 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:49,291 Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then, Mister Hard boiled? 265 00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:52,661 Oh, these? No, no, no. These... See? They drugged me 266 00:21:52,663 --> 00:21:53,798 and they drilled these onto my hands. 267 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:55,965 Like right through my... Shit. 268 00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:58,200 I... I think I need some antiseptic or something. 269 00:21:58,202 --> 00:22:00,102 They're all... They're all red and sore. 270 00:22:00,104 --> 00:22:03,205 - Oh, that's rough, fuck boy. - So, how about you and me, 271 00:22:03,207 --> 00:22:04,907 we can just, like, truce things out 272 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:06,775 and you can stop destroying my things. 273 00:22:06,777 --> 00:22:09,479 Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff? 274 00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:11,716 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 275 00:22:11,983 --> 00:22:13,017 Take a few minutes. 276 00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:16,085 - Breathe. Relax. - Okay. 277 00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:18,821 And then go take a shit because there's nothing worse 278 00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:20,322 than shooting a poop-filled corpse. 279 00:22:20,324 --> 00:22:21,890 It's like a hitting a turd piñata. 280 00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:24,093 After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy 281 00:22:24,095 --> 00:22:25,830 and shoot you in the fucking brain stem. 282 00:22:31,969 --> 00:22:32,970 Fuck! 283 00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:37,006 Shit! What the fuck? 284 00:22:53,657 --> 00:22:54,658 Fuck! 285 00:23:05,102 --> 00:23:07,970 And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. 286 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:10,739 A brand-new match, the new guy Miles Harris... 287 00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:12,741 Who is that, Lily? Never heard of him. 288 00:23:12,743 --> 00:23:15,146 This Miles Harris kid is a joke. 289 00:23:25,622 --> 00:23:27,923 Man, I can't even remember the last time 290 00:23:27,925 --> 00:23:30,125 I walked outside without my face in my phone. 291 00:23:30,127 --> 00:23:32,263 Everything looks so HD. 292 00:23:35,699 --> 00:23:37,166 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 293 00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:39,136 Hey, I need help! Someone's trying to kill me! 294 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:42,237 - Hey, drop your guns. - Oh, right. Shit. 295 00:23:42,239 --> 00:23:44,639 - Drop 'em now! - No, no, no. Please. 296 00:23:52,249 --> 00:23:54,318 No! 297 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,756 - Will they take out Miles? - What the fuck is he doing? 298 00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,691 We can all say, 299 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:03,926 give Miles Harris a salute, I think. 300 00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:06,428 Mom used to say, always wear clean underwear 301 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:07,965 in case you get in an accident. 302 00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:11,368 I'm going to add her to the list of people I let down. 303 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:14,371 - You think he's a crack head? - Definitely. 304 00:24:18,641 --> 00:24:20,878 - Hey! - Dispatch. We have a 918. 305 00:24:21,078 --> 00:24:22,146 Suspect is armed and dangerous. 306 00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:24,513 Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it, 307 00:24:24,515 --> 00:24:25,581 but we actually have a show for you today, 308 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:28,016 Miles is running from the fucking cops! 309 00:24:28,018 --> 00:24:29,918 Look at him. Running like a bitch. 310 00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:32,857 Freeze! 311 00:24:38,696 --> 00:24:40,898 - I'm gonna shoot! - Please don't! 312 00:24:47,805 --> 00:24:50,207 Freeze! Stop now! 313 00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:03,754 Oh, no. 314 00:25:05,723 --> 00:25:06,724 Idiot. 315 00:25:14,865 --> 00:25:17,132 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 316 00:25:17,134 --> 00:25:19,136 No, sir. Oh, God. 317 00:25:24,475 --> 00:25:26,343 Are you... Are you okay? 318 00:25:26,744 --> 00:25:28,877 Oh, God no you're not. 319 00:25:28,879 --> 00:25:30,412 - Whoa, fuck. Fuck. - No, no, no, no. 320 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:32,014 These... These... These are just my hands. 321 00:25:32,016 --> 00:25:33,749 You're fine. You're fine. I'm not going to do 322 00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:35,083 anything else to you. I'm sorry. 323 00:25:35,085 --> 00:25:37,252 Just try... Just lie and hold that, okay? 324 00:25:37,254 --> 00:25:39,421 Okay. I'm sure they're coming for you right now. 325 00:25:39,423 --> 00:25:42,257 Oh, yeah they are. Okay, I have to go now. 326 00:25:42,259 --> 00:25:43,694 - Bye. Bye-bye. - Shit. 327 00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:09,320 Sorry, sorry. 328 00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:15,791 Nova. Oh, no. 329 00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,159 Oh, no, no, no. 330 00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:19,330 Nova, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 331 00:26:31,275 --> 00:26:32,209 No. 332 00:26:34,211 --> 00:26:36,280 Nova. Nova. 333 00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:38,048 Holy shit. 334 00:26:38,482 --> 00:26:40,217 - Hey. - Miles? 335 00:26:40,851 --> 00:26:42,353 Oh. Oh, God. 336 00:26:44,989 --> 00:26:47,925 I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff. 337 00:26:49,593 --> 00:26:50,794 Shit. 338 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,329 - Go. Drive now. - Relax. Relax. 339 00:26:54,331 --> 00:26:57,099 - You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere 340 00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:58,836 until you chill. 341 00:27:00,838 --> 00:27:03,807 Okay, cool. I'm cool. 342 00:27:18,589 --> 00:27:20,391 Go to 7th and Shadwell, give me Miles. 343 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,001 So... 344 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,970 Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice 345 00:27:34,972 --> 00:27:36,874 you aren't wearing pants. 346 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,607 Oh, yes. Yeah. 347 00:27:38,609 --> 00:27:42,878 No there was a fire alarm at my apartment. 348 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,080 I got locked out of my building. Mondays, right? 349 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:48,150 I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though. 350 00:27:48,152 --> 00:27:50,552 Do you still have one of my spare inhalers? 351 00:27:50,554 --> 00:27:53,355 Uh, maybe. Check my handbag. Down there. 352 00:27:53,357 --> 00:27:55,457 Uh, could you just grab it for me? 353 00:27:55,459 --> 00:27:57,961 I was up all night, last night coding. I have terrible RSI. 354 00:27:58,495 --> 00:28:01,163 Right. Some vigorous coding. 355 00:28:01,165 --> 00:28:02,166 Yeah. 356 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:11,975 - Here. - Oh, I'm sorry, could you do it? 357 00:28:12,309 --> 00:28:13,477 - Right. - Thanks. 358 00:28:18,048 --> 00:28:19,682 Oh, shit, thank you. 359 00:28:19,684 --> 00:28:21,051 - Okay? - Yeah. 360 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,288 - Why don't you hold onto that. - Oh, yeah, thanks. 361 00:28:28,592 --> 00:28:30,660 - It's really good to see you. - This was a mistake. 362 00:28:30,662 --> 00:28:34,298 - Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you. 363 00:28:35,132 --> 00:28:37,667 - I'll drop you home. - No. No. Please don't. 364 00:28:37,669 --> 00:28:40,202 I can't go back there right now, it's very crazy for me. 365 00:28:40,204 --> 00:28:42,003 How about we just hang at your place? 366 00:28:42,005 --> 00:28:44,208 No. Miles, You just need to move on. 367 00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:45,607 - Oh. - I mean, 368 00:28:45,609 --> 00:28:49,044 why don't you just meet someone new, I don't know. 369 00:28:50,047 --> 00:28:51,081 Okay, I mean... 370 00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:54,249 Here's the thing. I kind of did meet somebody new. 371 00:28:54,251 --> 00:28:56,686 - Oh? Do... Do I know her? - Uh... 372 00:28:56,688 --> 00:28:58,086 - What's her name? - Her name is Nix 373 00:28:58,088 --> 00:28:59,488 and she's actually trying to kill me. 374 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:02,057 So, these guys from Skizm came to my house last night, 375 00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:03,525 they're making me fight her. 376 00:29:03,527 --> 00:29:05,193 - Skizm? - Mm-hmm. 377 00:29:05,195 --> 00:29:07,195 - Miles, you joined Skizm? - Yes... 378 00:29:07,197 --> 00:29:09,398 - No. No. No way. - What is wrong with you? 379 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,465 I did not join. 380 00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:11,635 Are you out of your freaking mind? 381 00:29:12,871 --> 00:29:13,669 No, no, no. I did not join. They're forcing... Okay, um... 382 00:29:13,671 --> 00:29:16,371 Can I... Can I show you something? 383 00:29:16,373 --> 00:29:19,042 But you have to promise me to be cool with it. 384 00:29:19,744 --> 00:29:20,978 Sure. 385 00:29:21,979 --> 00:29:23,445 Okay, just be prepared, all right? Don't freak. 386 00:29:23,447 --> 00:29:25,048 Do I look like I'm freaking? 387 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,985 Okay, this is fair warning. Okay. 388 00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,691 What the fuck, Miles? 389 00:29:34,124 --> 00:29:35,658 Oh, God. Oh, God. 390 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:38,059 - Fuck! - What's wrong with you? 391 00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:40,297 I said don't freak out! God! 392 00:29:41,231 --> 00:29:42,665 Put me through to the police. 393 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,001 Nova! 394 00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,504 Nova! 395 00:29:59,283 --> 00:30:01,483 I've never seen anything like this 396 00:30:01,485 --> 00:30:02,553 in the history of Skizm. 397 00:30:03,855 --> 00:30:06,054 Look, Miles Harris just jumped into a fucking clothes bin! 398 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,991 This guy is absolute trash. 399 00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:14,162 I really like this, this is fucking unbelievable. 400 00:30:14,164 --> 00:30:15,698 Keep those comments coming in everybody, 401 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,568 let us know what you think's gonna happen next. 402 00:30:23,808 --> 00:30:26,041 That's enough, cut to camera four. 403 00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:28,510 - Cutting to four. - Stay on Miles. 404 00:30:28,512 --> 00:30:30,746 It's an inanimate fucking clothing bin. 405 00:30:30,748 --> 00:30:32,214 Hardly must-see TV. 406 00:30:32,216 --> 00:30:34,485 Can you just let me do my job? 407 00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:36,654 I'm directing here. 408 00:30:40,057 --> 00:30:42,725 - Do what he says. - How do you even breathe 409 00:30:42,727 --> 00:30:44,827 with that stupid gimp mask on? 410 00:30:44,829 --> 00:30:47,062 Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off, 411 00:30:47,064 --> 00:30:49,231 you might not sleep so well afterwards. 412 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:52,634 Look, just let me do my thing. Okay? 413 00:30:52,636 --> 00:30:54,037 You do yours. 414 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:57,606 Stand around looking like end-level bosses 415 00:30:57,608 --> 00:30:58,808 from Streets of Rage. 416 00:31:01,378 --> 00:31:04,747 You couldn't direct my cock into a top hat, 417 00:31:04,749 --> 00:31:06,448 you talentless piece of shit. 418 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,619 Having trouble breathing? 419 00:31:09,219 --> 00:31:11,386 This is good, get a camera. 420 00:31:11,388 --> 00:31:13,221 Get this on camera. This is good. 421 00:31:13,223 --> 00:31:14,790 Hurry up and get a fucking camera! 422 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,327 Is this on panorama? How do we get it back to video? 423 00:31:17,528 --> 00:31:18,629 Swipe at the bottom. 424 00:31:19,731 --> 00:31:21,496 - Oh, shit the app just crashed. - Hurry the fuck up. 425 00:31:21,498 --> 00:31:23,365 - Jesus, Dane! - This is great! 426 00:31:29,774 --> 00:31:31,341 Go to seven. 427 00:31:32,677 --> 00:31:35,778 Well, either he'll run and die, 428 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:37,414 he'll fight and die, 429 00:31:38,115 --> 00:31:40,215 or he'll puss out and die. 430 00:31:40,217 --> 00:31:43,755 Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show. 431 00:31:45,589 --> 00:31:46,590 Oh, Miles. 432 00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:50,793 We know you're in there. 433 00:32:20,257 --> 00:32:21,258 Fuck. 434 00:32:22,894 --> 00:32:25,162 Fuck! Fuck this! 435 00:32:25,429 --> 00:32:26,831 Fuck everything. 436 00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:35,707 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 437 00:32:38,743 --> 00:32:41,311 - Why shouldn't I? - Huh? 438 00:32:43,781 --> 00:32:46,617 - Why shouldn't I? - Well, the angle's all wrong. 439 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,283 You won't hit your brain. 440 00:32:48,285 --> 00:32:50,454 You'll just end up blowing your damn face off. 441 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:53,557 Oh. Okay, thanks. 442 00:32:53,825 --> 00:32:55,392 And then you'll still be depressed. 443 00:32:56,661 --> 00:32:57,729 Even more depressed probably, because of your fucked-up face. 444 00:32:58,528 --> 00:33:01,598 Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head. 445 00:33:01,966 --> 00:33:03,166 Okay. 446 00:33:04,102 --> 00:33:06,336 Okay, you know way too much about this. 447 00:33:06,838 --> 00:33:08,205 Just trying to be helpful, man. 448 00:33:09,339 --> 00:33:11,539 Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird, 449 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:13,608 but could you help dress me? 450 00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:15,479 I have guns bolted to my hands. 451 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,147 This whole deal. 452 00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:21,618 Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weird. 453 00:33:32,664 --> 00:33:34,164 Oh, sorry. 454 00:33:38,502 --> 00:33:40,705 Turn it off. I've seen enough. 455 00:33:40,905 --> 00:33:42,838 Seems like your boyfriend's got himself 456 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,908 into some pretty deep shit. 457 00:33:45,043 --> 00:33:48,245 None of this makes sense. I mean, this isn't Miles. 458 00:33:51,248 --> 00:33:53,248 That's all Nova, you're free to go. 459 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,784 - That's it? - Well, obviously 460 00:33:54,786 --> 00:33:57,753 if he calls you, you get in touch with us right away, okay? 461 00:33:57,755 --> 00:34:01,926 Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy. 462 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,862 Just bring him in alive, okay? 463 00:34:05,262 --> 00:34:06,530 Well, we'll do our best. 464 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:19,675 Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7. 465 00:34:19,677 --> 00:34:20,477 Oh, come on. 466 00:34:21,445 --> 00:34:23,246 You really think he's gonna make contact? 467 00:34:24,816 --> 00:34:26,884 Nix is after this guy, we need to get to him first. 468 00:34:46,303 --> 00:34:48,303 You want a double bow on that buddy or? 469 00:34:48,305 --> 00:34:49,807 Uh, that should be fine, thanks. 470 00:34:50,742 --> 00:34:53,541 Fuck, brother, it sounds like you're in some deep shit. 471 00:34:53,543 --> 00:34:55,878 Yeah, I just... I... I can't face violence. 472 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,849 You know, not... not in real life. 473 00:34:58,683 --> 00:35:00,584 Hey, you don't have anything to eat, do you? 474 00:35:00,785 --> 00:35:02,486 Well, let's have a look at the pantry. 475 00:35:03,453 --> 00:35:06,621 Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog. 476 00:35:06,623 --> 00:35:10,993 Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you? 477 00:35:10,995 --> 00:35:13,696 So, you don't believe in violence 478 00:35:13,698 --> 00:35:17,066 - or eating meat. - I don't like, uh, 479 00:35:17,068 --> 00:35:19,869 contributing to the suffering in the world, I guess. 480 00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:21,704 Well, that's a great philosophy man. 481 00:35:21,706 --> 00:35:22,938 But most people in the world, 482 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,907 they just eat whatever they can get. 483 00:35:24,909 --> 00:35:27,011 And it's one thing to say you can't face violence. 484 00:35:27,444 --> 00:35:29,981 But when it faces you, you better be ready. 485 00:35:31,448 --> 00:35:34,349 - You a Citrus Hill fan? - Who? 486 00:35:34,351 --> 00:35:37,019 ♪ When the shit goes down You better be ready ♪ 487 00:35:37,021 --> 00:35:38,520 ♪ You better be ready ♪ 488 00:35:38,522 --> 00:35:40,024 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 489 00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:44,461 Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth? 490 00:35:46,363 --> 00:35:48,731 Seriously? I just fucking dressed you, 491 00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:50,398 now you want me to feed you? 492 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,435 What's next, you want me to wipe your arse? 493 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,137 - That could be really useful... - Don't even talk about it. 494 00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:56,339 Okay. 495 00:36:05,615 --> 00:36:08,052 - Ah! Fuck! - Ah! So close. 496 00:36:11,689 --> 00:36:14,657 That's still you know, 10 second rule. 497 00:36:14,659 --> 00:36:16,093 Yup. Okay. 498 00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:20,865 That's it, yeah. 499 00:36:21,165 --> 00:36:23,567 Yeah, channel your animal side. 500 00:36:24,534 --> 00:36:25,468 You're gonna need it. 501 00:36:26,403 --> 00:36:27,772 Cause it's a dog eat dog world out here. 502 00:36:28,172 --> 00:36:30,708 What kind of meat did they make that from? 503 00:36:31,075 --> 00:36:33,441 I don't know but it's been in here for 8 months. 504 00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:35,579 Good to finally get rid of it. 505 00:36:37,915 --> 00:36:39,480 Hey, you don't happen to know anything 506 00:36:39,482 --> 00:36:40,850 about GPS tracking, do you? 507 00:36:40,852 --> 00:36:42,051 Pretty sure I'm being bugged. 508 00:36:42,053 --> 00:36:43,620 Oh, I see how it is. 509 00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:46,689 You assume because I'm homeless, I don't know nothing 510 00:36:46,691 --> 00:36:49,624 about dumb stupid GPS tracking bullshit. 511 00:36:49,626 --> 00:36:51,559 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 512 00:36:51,561 --> 00:36:53,896 For all you know, I could be a savant programmer 513 00:36:53,898 --> 00:36:56,531 who got screwed after my startup went bust. 514 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:58,435 I'm so sorry. Are you? 515 00:36:58,669 --> 00:37:00,403 What? No! 516 00:37:00,705 --> 00:37:03,205 I spend all of my time getting fucked up on a bunch of crack. 517 00:37:03,207 --> 00:37:06,543 - Oh. Good for you. - Wanna smoke some crack? 518 00:37:06,744 --> 00:37:08,509 - Ahh... - Yes. 519 00:37:08,511 --> 00:37:11,082 I'm good. The... The hotdog was... was enough. 520 00:37:38,743 --> 00:37:40,745 Hey. Watch it, asshole. 521 00:37:42,545 --> 00:37:44,882 Shit. Fuck it's you. 522 00:37:45,482 --> 00:37:47,752 Hey, why don't you stop running, Edward Gun-hands? 523 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,735 Psst. Hey. 524 00:38:05,169 --> 00:38:07,903 Fuck, dude. What the hell? 525 00:38:07,905 --> 00:38:09,772 Where've you been all day? Zander is pissed. 526 00:38:09,774 --> 00:38:12,007 I'm in some trouble, man. I think I'm being tracked. 527 00:38:12,009 --> 00:38:13,275 - By? - Don't worry about that. 528 00:38:13,277 --> 00:38:16,145 Just... If you were gonna stalk someone, how would you do it? 529 00:38:16,147 --> 00:38:17,780 Okay, who told you I was stalking them? 530 00:38:17,782 --> 00:38:19,183 Was it Laura? Because she's a liar. 531 00:38:19,582 --> 00:38:22,153 No, no, no. No. Dude, focus. How would you track me? 532 00:38:23,054 --> 00:38:25,921 Easiest way, malware on your cell, you could do it remotely. 533 00:38:25,923 --> 00:38:27,890 - You have it on you? - Ah, yeah. 534 00:38:27,892 --> 00:38:30,993 Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah, it's in my front jeans pocket. 535 00:38:30,995 --> 00:38:33,062 - Can you just grab it? - No. Fuck, no. 536 00:38:33,064 --> 00:38:34,229 - Just pass the phone dude. - I can't. 537 00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,533 I just... There was a... I... 538 00:38:37,201 --> 00:38:40,537 glued my hands inside my jacket. 539 00:38:41,638 --> 00:38:43,105 You did both of your hands. 540 00:38:43,107 --> 00:38:44,840 - Mm-hmm. - How is that possible? 541 00:38:44,842 --> 00:38:47,542 No, I know. It was... It was really complicated. 542 00:38:47,544 --> 00:38:49,278 There were holes in the inside of my pockets, 543 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,914 so I just glued them together and then I put the jacket on 544 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,816 and I forgot and I got drunk and I fell asleep 545 00:38:53,818 --> 00:38:56,153 with my hands in my pockets. And now, here we are. 546 00:38:56,754 --> 00:38:58,120 - Just... - No, no, no. I'm not... no. 547 00:38:58,122 --> 00:39:00,089 - I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it, 548 00:39:00,091 --> 00:39:01,790 just stick your fingers in there. Come on. 549 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:02,927 Jesus Christ! 550 00:39:04,095 --> 00:39:05,830 Oh, God, it's deep in there. 551 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:07,965 It's so tight. Oh, man. 552 00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:10,868 Oh, it's still warm from your thigh. 553 00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:16,772 Beginning. 554 00:39:16,774 --> 00:39:18,240 Okay, okay, so? 555 00:39:18,242 --> 00:39:20,142 This is not Hackers dude, okay? 556 00:39:20,144 --> 00:39:24,046 This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe... 557 00:39:24,048 --> 00:39:26,583 - Malware found. - Oh, it's done. 558 00:39:26,951 --> 00:39:29,186 - This is some advanced shit. - Okay, can you delete it? 559 00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:31,720 Of course I can. Unless you want to able to reactivate it later? 560 00:39:31,722 --> 00:39:33,822 We could set up a quick app so you could flick it on. 561 00:39:33,824 --> 00:39:35,292 No. No. Just get rid of it. Um... 562 00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:38,195 Okay, yeah, no, that could be handy, do that one. 563 00:39:40,831 --> 00:39:41,866 Hey, Miles. 564 00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:43,734 - Zander. - So, it's 4:00 p.m. 565 00:39:44,001 --> 00:39:46,636 And you come in looking like complete shit. 566 00:39:46,937 --> 00:39:48,005 You on drugs? 567 00:39:49,206 --> 00:39:50,875 You speed-balling the NDNA straight into your eyeballs? 568 00:39:51,108 --> 00:39:53,310 - I've been sick. Okay? - Sick? 569 00:39:53,944 --> 00:39:55,010 You okay little man? 570 00:39:55,012 --> 00:39:57,281 Why don't you take the rest of the day off, huh? 571 00:39:57,681 --> 00:40:00,684 Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever. 572 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,660 Cops are looking for you. 573 00:40:10,627 --> 00:40:12,263 Seems like you're in some deep shit now. 574 00:40:12,696 --> 00:40:14,163 I always knew you were a fuck-up. 575 00:40:14,165 --> 00:40:16,932 - Let me go. - What you gonna do? Take me on? 576 00:40:16,934 --> 00:40:19,201 You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco? 577 00:40:19,203 --> 00:40:22,171 Oh, shut the fuck up! Stop pretending 578 00:40:22,173 --> 00:40:23,772 you speak fucking Spanish, 579 00:40:23,774 --> 00:40:25,741 - you fucking idiot! - Okay, I'm sorry, 580 00:40:25,743 --> 00:40:27,242 - please don't kill me. - You put me down 581 00:40:27,244 --> 00:40:28,844 every time I come in that door, 582 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:31,980 you docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, 583 00:40:31,982 --> 00:40:34,049 and you hit on my girlfriend in front me! 584 00:40:34,051 --> 00:40:37,753 I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! 585 00:40:37,755 --> 00:40:40,925 Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk! 586 00:40:41,725 --> 00:40:42,660 Squirrel. 587 00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:53,070 Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry. 588 00:40:53,737 --> 00:40:55,437 Just stop being a dick, okay? 589 00:40:55,439 --> 00:40:57,108 Oh, my God. 590 00:41:04,181 --> 00:41:08,050 ♪ You spin me right round, Baby right round ♪ 591 00:41:08,052 --> 00:41:11,887 ♪ Like a record, baby, Right round round round ♪ 592 00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:15,159 ♪ You spin me right 'round Baby... ♪ 593 00:41:15,693 --> 00:41:18,796 Fuck. 594 00:41:20,898 --> 00:41:22,366 ♪ Right 'round round round ♪ 595 00:41:23,633 --> 00:41:26,802 ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪ 596 00:41:26,804 --> 00:41:30,074 ♪ Like a record, baby right round round round ♪ 597 00:41:31,942 --> 00:41:33,942 My phone. Stick it in my pocket. 598 00:41:33,944 --> 00:41:36,413 - Really? - Yes, really! Fucking do it. 599 00:41:36,981 --> 00:41:39,416 You know, you lied to me. You said you glued your hands. 600 00:41:40,284 --> 00:41:41,717 Boo. 601 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,819 I need to get out of here. You cover me. 602 00:41:43,821 --> 00:41:45,387 Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do, 603 00:41:45,389 --> 00:41:47,022 cap her ass with a staple gun? 604 00:41:54,732 --> 00:41:56,267 Mistakes were made... 605 00:41:57,868 --> 00:41:58,901 I mean seriously, 606 00:41:58,903 --> 00:42:01,103 round of a-fucking-plause for Nerf guy. 607 00:42:01,105 --> 00:42:03,005 He's my new favorite 608 00:42:03,007 --> 00:42:04,139 I gotta say, I gotta say. 609 00:42:04,141 --> 00:42:06,241 Here we see, the little bitches, 610 00:42:06,243 --> 00:42:07,442 emerging from their cave 611 00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:09,313 after doing jack shit. 612 00:42:10,014 --> 00:42:11,413 - Yoo-hoo. - This is becoming 613 00:42:11,415 --> 00:42:12,381 a fucking legendary match here. 614 00:42:12,383 --> 00:42:13,482 Miles Harris, the fucking newbie 615 00:42:13,484 --> 00:42:15,350 - on the block... - Oh, here go. 616 00:42:22,393 --> 00:42:24,326 Hey, stop. Get out of the car. 617 00:42:24,328 --> 00:42:25,928 Please. Come on. Please, get out. 618 00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:27,062 Thank you. 619 00:42:27,064 --> 00:42:28,866 Thank you very much, sorry. 620 00:42:33,204 --> 00:42:34,803 Oh, fuck... 621 00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:37,208 Oh, come on! 622 00:42:54,391 --> 00:42:55,392 No. 623 00:43:01,065 --> 00:43:02,798 Oh, shit. 624 00:43:15,913 --> 00:43:17,181 - Fucker! - Sorry. 625 00:43:28,892 --> 00:43:30,060 This is good. 626 00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:36,298 Oh, shit. 627 00:43:37,835 --> 00:43:39,970 Stop shooting at me! 628 00:43:43,974 --> 00:43:47,111 Go on! Fucking yeah! 629 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,489 Suck it, loser. 630 00:44:00,090 --> 00:44:01,857 Oh. Uh, no, dude... 631 00:44:01,859 --> 00:44:03,360 What're you... What're you doing? 632 00:44:10,401 --> 00:44:12,868 No. Jesus, that's not... No! 633 00:44:17,107 --> 00:44:19,176 Oh, Jesus Christ! 634 00:44:22,479 --> 00:44:24,148 Shit. 635 00:44:47,571 --> 00:44:48,839 Did I win? 636 00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:15,030 Uh, Jesus. 637 00:45:15,999 --> 00:45:18,001 Stop running, you little chicken shit. 638 00:45:21,372 --> 00:45:23,941 Fuck! 639 00:45:24,241 --> 00:45:26,577 Think you're fucking fast, ain't ya? 640 00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:31,213 - Fuck. - Well that shot was pathetic. 641 00:45:31,215 --> 00:45:33,281 All right, I'm just saying this because I'm honestly 642 00:45:33,283 --> 00:45:35,083 so fucking embarrassed for you, 643 00:45:35,085 --> 00:45:38,688 relax your damn arms, elbow slightly bent nearly straight. 644 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:40,355 - Shut up. - And those two little 645 00:45:40,357 --> 00:45:42,124 sight things on the barrel 646 00:45:42,126 --> 00:45:43,726 aren't just for decoration you know. 647 00:45:43,728 --> 00:45:45,961 Shut up. Stop trying to help me. 648 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:50,966 Oh, fuck. 649 00:45:50,968 --> 00:45:53,101 Congratulations. I think you've just discovered 650 00:45:53,103 --> 00:45:55,237 a whole new level of retardation. 651 00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,505 That word is not okay. 652 00:45:56,507 --> 00:45:58,340 It's okay if you shoot like one. 653 00:45:58,342 --> 00:46:00,509 Fuck off. Please. Just leave me alone. 654 00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:02,310 Okay, I haven't done anything to you. 655 00:46:02,312 --> 00:46:03,979 I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country 656 00:46:03,981 --> 00:46:07,048 - is looking to end me, so... - Yeah, that's not my fault! 657 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:09,117 Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean 658 00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:11,553 - after I bury your ass. - Oh, that's what they told you? 659 00:46:11,555 --> 00:46:13,288 What, so you're just like their minion? 660 00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:17,225 What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies? 661 00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:21,263 No. No, I mean you're like their... their lackey. 662 00:46:21,265 --> 00:46:22,966 I'm no one's lackey. 663 00:46:25,335 --> 00:46:26,336 God damn you. 664 00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,009 Fuck. 665 00:47:24,061 --> 00:47:25,062 Hey. 666 00:47:25,395 --> 00:47:27,564 Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am! Fuck. 667 00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:31,500 Hey! Excuse me, please! 668 00:47:31,502 --> 00:47:33,203 No, no, no! 669 00:47:35,339 --> 00:47:36,507 I mean, I get it. 670 00:47:55,158 --> 00:47:56,726 - Miles? - Hey. 671 00:47:56,728 --> 00:48:00,362 Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like... 672 00:48:00,364 --> 00:48:02,230 You're all over the news, what are you doing 673 00:48:02,232 --> 00:48:04,165 running around with guns, like a crazy person? 674 00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:05,701 They bolted these things to my hands, 675 00:48:05,703 --> 00:48:07,235 is what I was trying to tell you. 676 00:48:07,237 --> 00:48:08,871 "Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"? 677 00:48:08,873 --> 00:48:10,773 I mean like they went to town on my hands 678 00:48:10,775 --> 00:48:11,941 with some Home Depot supplies. 679 00:48:11,943 --> 00:48:14,244 Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car. 680 00:48:14,578 --> 00:48:16,113 Yeah. Yeah I did. 681 00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:18,613 Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you. 682 00:48:18,615 --> 00:48:20,582 Okay, just... Just turn yourself in. 683 00:48:20,584 --> 00:48:22,584 - They'll protect you. - I can't. 684 00:48:22,586 --> 00:48:24,419 I'm actually... I'm just leaving town. 685 00:48:24,421 --> 00:48:25,721 I just called to say, goodbye 686 00:48:25,723 --> 00:48:29,259 - and, uh... thanks. - Thanks? 687 00:48:29,661 --> 00:48:34,498 For being with me, for making me a much better person. 688 00:48:34,799 --> 00:48:36,133 Don't say that. 689 00:48:36,567 --> 00:48:38,268 You were always that person. 690 00:48:38,803 --> 00:48:41,202 I don't know what trouble you're in 691 00:48:41,204 --> 00:48:43,538 but you can't keep running from... 692 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:46,076 Nova! Hello? 693 00:48:47,812 --> 00:48:49,146 Oh, hello. 694 00:48:50,447 --> 00:48:51,446 I'm sorry but Nova can't come to the phone right now. 695 00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:54,149 Oh, fucking you again. Leave Nova out of this. 696 00:48:54,151 --> 00:48:55,918 Shut your fucking whine hole and fight. 697 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,386 You need to get your head out of your ass, Miles, 698 00:48:58,388 --> 00:48:59,454 and grow a set of balls. 699 00:48:59,456 --> 00:49:02,357 Now, you got five hours to kill Nix. 700 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:04,694 Otherwise we're gonna let Dane here 701 00:49:04,696 --> 00:49:07,297 start cutting pieces off your bitch. 702 00:49:07,899 --> 00:49:09,832 Hey! Oh, ho, ho! 703 00:49:09,834 --> 00:49:11,433 Are you on Instagram? 704 00:49:11,435 --> 00:49:13,738 Add me and I'll send you updates. 705 00:49:14,404 --> 00:49:16,237 Just run, Mil...! 706 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,742 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 707 00:49:19,744 --> 00:49:21,242 Okay, think. 708 00:49:21,244 --> 00:49:23,913 No, no, come on, think, think, think. 709 00:49:36,193 --> 00:49:39,729 ♪ When the shit goes Down ya better be ready ♪ 710 00:49:39,731 --> 00:49:41,396 ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 711 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:42,898 ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 712 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,734 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 713 00:49:44,736 --> 00:49:45,803 Activated. 714 00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:48,771 ♪ When the shit goes down ya better be ready ♪ 715 00:49:48,773 --> 00:49:50,472 911 what's your emergency? 716 00:49:50,474 --> 00:49:52,540 Uh, hello, my name is Miles Harris, 717 00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:54,309 I think the police are looking for me. 718 00:49:54,311 --> 00:49:56,679 Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be 719 00:49:56,681 --> 00:49:57,882 in like 10 minutes. 720 00:49:58,382 --> 00:49:59,614 They will know what that means. 721 00:49:59,616 --> 00:50:00,816 - Okay. - Sir, 722 00:50:00,818 --> 00:50:03,353 - please stay on the line. - Bye-bye, Nix. 723 00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:06,156 Hello, are you still there? 724 00:50:06,523 --> 00:50:07,925 I hope it's a quick death. 725 00:50:10,828 --> 00:50:11,894 Or not, actually. 726 00:50:12,897 --> 00:50:14,063 ♪ Pockets on flat with the gat ♪ 727 00:50:14,065 --> 00:50:16,464 ♪ Rollin around nine Deuce Cadillac ♪ 728 00:50:16,466 --> 00:50:18,500 ♪ Still got my homies To watch my back ♪ 729 00:50:18,502 --> 00:50:20,936 ♪ And they'll smoke ya ass If ya wanna come chat ♪ 730 00:50:20,938 --> 00:50:23,706 ♪ That's why some pigs And the kids come sweatin' ♪ 731 00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:26,276 ♪ They follow a hollow point Shells hard to swallow ♪ 732 00:50:28,746 --> 00:50:30,213 There you go, bro. 733 00:50:30,514 --> 00:50:32,449 That shit'll make your pubes go straight 734 00:50:34,251 --> 00:50:37,354 Who the fuck is this dick wad? 735 00:50:39,523 --> 00:50:42,325 I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh... 736 00:50:42,994 --> 00:50:45,328 What the fuck! You trying to fuck us? 737 00:50:46,396 --> 00:50:48,931 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck is in your mouth, 738 00:50:48,933 --> 00:50:50,532 I can't understand a fucking word. 739 00:50:50,534 --> 00:50:51,468 You trying to fuck us? 740 00:50:52,469 --> 00:50:53,135 I'm not trying to fuck you, Grim! 741 00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:54,202 I don't know this shit head! 742 00:50:54,204 --> 00:50:55,971 And how do I know you're not trying to fuck us? 743 00:50:55,973 --> 00:50:57,840 I'm not here to fuck anybody, guys! 744 00:50:57,842 --> 00:50:59,441 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 745 00:50:59,443 --> 00:51:00,776 Stay the fuck where you are! 746 00:51:00,778 --> 00:51:01,609 Okay. 747 00:51:01,611 --> 00:51:04,214 I will bust you right in the mouth! 748 00:51:04,548 --> 00:51:05,717 What do we do then? 749 00:51:06,918 --> 00:51:07,950 Uh, you know what, guys, actually things are about 750 00:51:07,952 --> 00:51:09,151 to get really crazy here, we should all bail. 751 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,987 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 752 00:51:11,989 --> 00:51:13,956 Sit the fuck down, little asshole! 753 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,225 Okay, Grim... 754 00:51:16,293 --> 00:51:16,959 We both shoot him in the face at the same time. 755 00:51:16,961 --> 00:51:17,893 Wait! What? 756 00:51:17,895 --> 00:51:19,829 On the count of three, ready? 757 00:51:19,831 --> 00:51:21,596 - One! - Oh no, no, no. Please! 758 00:51:21,598 --> 00:51:22,698 - Two! - Wait! 759 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:25,968 Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven! 760 00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:28,303 Five! Eleven-teen! 761 00:51:28,305 --> 00:51:29,839 Oh, shit... 762 00:51:29,841 --> 00:51:31,807 Who the fuck is this crazy whore? 763 00:51:31,809 --> 00:51:33,743 Oh, God! You've killed us all. 764 00:51:33,745 --> 00:51:35,680 Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy! 765 00:51:36,379 --> 00:51:37,813 Suck my clit! 766 00:51:37,815 --> 00:51:40,482 No one is killing fuck boy here. 767 00:51:40,484 --> 00:51:41,549 Yay! 768 00:51:41,551 --> 00:51:43,518 - Except me, of course! - Oh. 769 00:51:46,090 --> 00:51:49,959 ♪ Please let me go, Everybody want us to know ♪ 770 00:51:53,330 --> 00:51:55,330 ♪ Mali people Will live again now ♪ 771 00:51:55,332 --> 00:51:56,868 ♪ Around the world ♪ 772 00:51:58,970 --> 00:52:00,602 ♪ On Saturday ♪ 773 00:52:00,604 --> 00:52:01,804 Fuck! 774 00:52:02,907 --> 00:52:04,539 ♪ Closed away ♪ 775 00:52:04,541 --> 00:52:07,009 ♪ Celebration on me one day ♪ 776 00:52:07,011 --> 00:52:09,579 ♪ For sure, around the world ♪ 777 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:12,917 God damn, that sound gives me such a hard on. 778 00:52:33,771 --> 00:52:34,839 Little fucker! 779 00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:47,551 Fuck. 780 00:52:48,552 --> 00:52:49,854 Oh, shit! 781 00:53:10,174 --> 00:53:12,574 No re-spawns, no one-ups, 782 00:53:12,576 --> 00:53:14,344 no extra lives. 783 00:53:14,979 --> 00:53:16,747 I just killed this fucking guy. 784 00:53:57,855 --> 00:53:59,556 - Those things, they hurt? - What do you think? 785 00:53:59,991 --> 00:54:01,623 Skizm do that? 786 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:04,159 Yes, Skizm did that, you think I did this to myself? 787 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:07,229 I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficult. 788 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,498 How do we proceed? 789 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,034 Oh, you know what, I got an idea about that. 790 00:54:12,036 --> 00:54:14,005 How about we take these fucking things off my hands! 791 00:54:15,006 --> 00:54:17,106 Look, they have my girlfriend, okay? 792 00:54:17,108 --> 00:54:18,741 My ex... ex-girlfriend. 793 00:54:18,743 --> 00:54:21,846 Whatever. Just let me help you, please. 794 00:54:23,047 --> 00:54:24,514 Okay, thank you. 795 00:54:25,615 --> 00:54:29,617 Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off. 796 00:54:29,619 --> 00:54:31,754 We ain't headed to the hospital anymore. 797 00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:32,823 What? Why not? 798 00:54:34,158 --> 00:54:35,927 Nix is after you, right? 799 00:54:36,593 --> 00:54:37,895 We're after Nix. 800 00:54:38,495 --> 00:54:40,029 Change of plan, sweetheart. 801 00:54:40,031 --> 00:54:42,031 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I'm just bait now? 802 00:54:42,033 --> 00:54:44,632 That seems very not legal for police officers. 803 00:54:44,634 --> 00:54:47,169 Miles I want to tell you a story about my wife. 804 00:54:47,171 --> 00:54:49,004 Ah, I don't give a shit about your wife. 805 00:54:49,006 --> 00:54:51,539 Sorry, dude, can we get these fucking things off my hands? 806 00:54:51,541 --> 00:54:53,742 Sixteen years ago, I'm chasing this gang. 807 00:54:53,744 --> 00:54:55,880 Right? I bust 'em. 808 00:54:56,247 --> 00:54:59,580 Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag 809 00:54:59,582 --> 00:55:00,783 covered in tattoos. 810 00:55:00,785 --> 00:55:02,687 Went by the name of Riktor. 811 00:55:03,154 --> 00:55:05,921 Now I gots the bad guys, that's my job, I'm a cop. 812 00:55:05,923 --> 00:55:06,891 But Riktor... 813 00:55:08,659 --> 00:55:10,593 he takes it very personally. 814 00:55:11,195 --> 00:55:15,532 He makes bail, they track my wife and kids... 815 00:55:23,941 --> 00:55:26,075 Yeah, that's it. 816 00:55:26,077 --> 00:55:27,544 Burn, baby, burn. 817 00:55:31,215 --> 00:55:33,483 I managed to get my daughter out. 818 00:55:35,953 --> 00:55:37,722 My wife and son were gone. 819 00:55:38,956 --> 00:55:40,925 Nix was gone too in a different way. 820 00:55:42,727 --> 00:55:44,862 Wait, Nix is your daughter? 821 00:55:45,329 --> 00:55:47,530 Tried to get her the help she needed. 822 00:55:48,099 --> 00:55:50,201 But it was never enough. 823 00:55:51,335 --> 00:55:54,739 She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her. 824 00:55:57,208 --> 00:56:00,109 Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away 825 00:56:00,111 --> 00:56:01,112 by the pigs. 826 00:56:02,313 --> 00:56:03,848 I mean, seriously, generally such a disappointment. 827 00:56:04,614 --> 00:56:05,850 Hey! 828 00:56:06,350 --> 00:56:08,851 You look like a fighter. Hmm? 829 00:56:08,853 --> 00:56:10,688 Maybe you could be our next player. 830 00:56:11,922 --> 00:56:14,624 The cops are watching my house, idiot. 831 00:56:15,192 --> 00:56:17,259 They would have followed you, they probably have the place 832 00:56:17,261 --> 00:56:18,295 surrounded already! 833 00:56:19,363 --> 00:56:20,863 - The cops? - Yeah. 834 00:56:20,865 --> 00:56:21,966 Surrounded? 835 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,270 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantaloons! 836 00:56:26,804 --> 00:56:28,237 The actual cops? 837 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,508 Oh, my God! The cops! 838 00:56:32,009 --> 00:56:36,013 Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops? 839 00:56:36,814 --> 00:56:39,048 - What? - Dane, kill the drones. 840 00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:40,115 Yes, boss! 841 00:56:40,117 --> 00:56:41,252 We need to keep our cover. 842 00:56:44,321 --> 00:56:46,121 Hang on, I think we just lost the stream 843 00:56:46,123 --> 00:56:47,756 - ladies and gentlemen. - Yeah, 844 00:56:47,758 --> 00:56:49,693 we're gonna get this back. We're gonna get this back. 845 00:56:52,163 --> 00:56:54,096 Hey, Stanton, where the fuck are we? 846 00:56:54,098 --> 00:56:55,731 Fuck! 847 00:56:55,733 --> 00:56:57,099 Fuck! Holy shit, dude! 848 00:56:57,101 --> 00:56:58,903 What the actual fuck? 849 00:57:00,671 --> 00:57:02,605 Is that look supposed to fucking explain something? 850 00:57:07,011 --> 00:57:10,045 People keep fucking dying on me! 851 00:57:10,047 --> 00:57:11,947 What the... Okay, fuck. 852 00:57:11,949 --> 00:57:13,749 Yes! Okay. 853 00:57:13,751 --> 00:57:17,319 Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit! 854 00:57:17,321 --> 00:57:19,023 What the fuck are you doing? 855 00:57:21,025 --> 00:57:22,658 Hey there, big guy! 856 00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:25,727 Rule number 1. Do not, I repeat do not, 857 00:57:25,729 --> 00:57:29,198 under any circumstances talk to the fucking pigs! 858 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,201 You got that? 859 00:57:31,469 --> 00:57:33,202 Now we should get Stanton there to give you an extreme makeover 860 00:57:33,204 --> 00:57:34,403 with the butt of his Glock! 861 00:57:34,405 --> 00:57:36,905 But I see something in you, Miles, you know? 862 00:57:36,907 --> 00:57:38,175 Potential. 863 00:57:38,409 --> 00:57:40,344 So I've decided to give you... 864 00:57:40,845 --> 00:57:42,179 another chance. 865 00:57:42,847 --> 00:57:44,146 Fuck you! Where's Nova? 866 00:57:44,148 --> 00:57:46,415 - It's pre-recorded asshole! - Oh! 867 00:57:48,686 --> 00:57:50,986 Welcome to the lightening round! 868 00:57:50,988 --> 00:57:53,856 Somewhere in this city, we've got your bitch! 869 00:57:53,858 --> 00:57:57,226 You've got 30 minutes, that is 30 minutes to kill Nix. 870 00:57:57,228 --> 00:58:01,230 Or we take Nova apart piece by fucking piece! 871 00:58:01,232 --> 00:58:02,331 No! 872 00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:04,233 Put a filter on that, make me look good. 873 00:58:04,235 --> 00:58:06,235 It might have been a bit over the top. 874 00:58:07,872 --> 00:58:08,939 Fuck! 875 00:58:10,341 --> 00:58:11,709 Nova... 876 00:58:24,855 --> 00:58:25,956 Boom. 877 00:58:26,423 --> 00:58:28,125 Happy hunting, shit head. 878 00:58:46,777 --> 00:58:48,744 Huh, bullet proof vest. 879 00:58:48,746 --> 00:58:50,948 It did not help much. 880 00:59:01,759 --> 00:59:02,860 Hey! 881 00:59:11,068 --> 00:59:14,236 Password is telefrak. Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K, 882 00:59:14,238 --> 00:59:15,439 you got it. 883 00:59:16,907 --> 00:59:18,776 Yeah, click there, Nova's iPhone. 884 00:59:21,345 --> 00:59:23,178 Girlfriend know you're stalking her? 885 00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,115 Ex, actually, and it's none of your business. 886 00:59:27,184 --> 00:59:29,451 Okay, Warwick and 7th. 887 00:59:29,453 --> 00:59:30,955 Great, thank you. 888 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:36,360 - Oh, shit! - What? 889 00:59:36,794 --> 00:59:38,062 You're him, right? 890 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:39,930 Guns Akimbo dude! 891 00:59:40,397 --> 00:59:41,932 You're famous! 892 00:59:49,073 --> 00:59:50,709 Look at those numbers! 893 00:59:50,975 --> 00:59:53,308 Seven million viewers and counting! 894 00:59:53,310 --> 00:59:55,911 You're the most watched Skizm contestant ever! 895 00:59:55,913 --> 00:59:57,846 That many people are watching me? 896 00:59:57,848 --> 00:59:59,548 I've never seen anything like it! 897 00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:01,785 - Hey, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, sure. 898 01:00:17,334 --> 01:00:18,335 Let her go! 899 01:00:20,504 --> 01:00:22,840 I'll fight Nix! Just please, let her go! 900 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,476 No! 901 01:00:29,847 --> 01:00:32,981 Quit your running and fight, or you're next. 902 01:00:32,983 --> 01:00:34,285 Whoo! 903 01:00:35,853 --> 01:00:36,954 Shit! 904 01:00:37,388 --> 01:00:38,489 Nova. 905 01:00:39,123 --> 01:00:40,190 My ex. 906 01:00:41,358 --> 01:00:42,960 She dyed her hair to look like a sunrise. 907 01:00:43,227 --> 01:00:45,294 Always somehow smelled of incense 908 01:00:45,296 --> 01:00:47,531 and freshly opened packs of gum. 909 01:00:51,168 --> 01:00:53,003 Oh, shit, Hadley. 910 01:00:55,406 --> 01:00:57,072 The list of people I've let down 911 01:00:57,074 --> 01:00:58,509 is getting longer by the minute. 912 01:01:00,277 --> 01:01:01,945 Suddenly, I knew what to do. 913 01:01:03,013 --> 01:01:05,482 Now I could end this once and for all. 914 01:01:11,322 --> 01:01:13,223 Activated. 915 01:01:46,190 --> 01:01:47,925 Your tracker's back on. 916 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,394 Neat location, by the way. 917 01:01:51,161 --> 01:01:53,328 What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop 918 01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:55,964 for your final showdown, fuckboy? 919 01:01:55,966 --> 01:01:57,599 God! Stop calling me fuckboy, okay? 920 01:01:57,601 --> 01:01:59,067 I don't even know what that means! 921 01:01:59,069 --> 01:01:59,970 Whoa... 922 01:02:01,038 --> 01:02:02,206 I thought we were going to talk it out for a bit? 923 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,475 Exchange some banter. 924 01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:08,510 Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay. 925 01:02:08,512 --> 01:02:10,479 You want to get straight to the shooting? 926 01:02:10,481 --> 01:02:13,281 No. No, look I need your help. 927 01:02:13,283 --> 01:02:14,518 My help? 928 01:02:14,985 --> 01:02:16,954 Skizm is going to kill us both! 929 01:02:17,454 --> 01:02:19,623 Together we might have a chance. 930 01:02:20,124 --> 01:02:22,692 You know, let's... Let's team up. 931 01:02:22,694 --> 01:02:24,626 I got a much better chance if I'm with you. 932 01:02:24,628 --> 01:02:26,997 I know that. So, you in? 933 01:02:27,331 --> 01:02:29,166 Um... 934 01:02:31,402 --> 01:02:32,903 well, no. 935 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,040 Yes! Yes! 936 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:40,976 Yabba-dabba-do! 937 01:02:40,978 --> 01:02:42,644 Fuck yeah! 938 01:02:42,646 --> 01:02:44,747 Guns Akimbo dude was here. 939 01:02:44,749 --> 01:02:46,214 I met him! 940 01:02:50,254 --> 01:02:52,322 Oh! 941 01:02:53,056 --> 01:02:54,122 No! 942 01:02:54,124 --> 01:02:55,691 This is so unfair! 943 01:02:55,693 --> 01:02:58,295 It's just a game, bro. It's just a game. 944 01:02:58,996 --> 01:03:00,663 Yes! Serves you right, asshole! 945 01:03:00,665 --> 01:03:03,133 And that is Miles out of the game. 946 01:03:07,571 --> 01:03:09,540 Well that took longer than I thought. 947 01:03:11,743 --> 01:03:14,044 Let's go get some cocaine! 948 01:03:14,511 --> 01:03:16,011 Miles Harris... 949 01:03:16,013 --> 01:03:17,612 - I'm not happy! - Oh! 950 01:03:17,614 --> 01:03:18,714 That's some bullshit, 951 01:03:18,716 --> 01:03:20,683 I'm sorry but that's fucking bullshit! 952 01:03:20,685 --> 01:03:22,584 No, that's the game of Skizm, man! 953 01:03:22,586 --> 01:03:24,486 No, no. I really started to like the fucking guy! 954 01:03:24,488 --> 01:03:26,254 Fuck the game! God damn it! 955 01:03:26,256 --> 01:03:28,256 That's Skizm for you. Miles... 956 01:03:28,258 --> 01:03:30,294 Get a cleanup squad on Miles's body. 957 01:03:30,662 --> 01:03:32,329 Get a squad on Nix too! 958 01:03:32,697 --> 01:03:34,331 Ice that fucking bitch! 959 01:03:37,234 --> 01:03:38,335 Oh! 960 01:03:40,103 --> 01:03:41,436 I know! 961 01:03:46,243 --> 01:03:47,745 He did his best. 962 01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:49,681 But you know... 963 01:03:50,414 --> 01:03:53,181 sometimes, even when you do your best, 964 01:03:53,183 --> 01:03:55,687 it's just not good enough. 965 01:03:58,555 --> 01:04:02,792 Just pitching here, but, uh, chainsaws or nail guns? 966 01:04:02,794 --> 01:04:04,428 Which way were you leaning, huh? 967 01:04:45,636 --> 01:04:48,270 - Any plans tonight? - Finally gonna catch up 968 01:04:48,272 --> 01:04:50,107 - on The Walking Dead. - The Walking Dead? 969 01:04:50,507 --> 01:04:52,541 Can't stand that. Just too violent. 970 01:04:52,543 --> 01:04:54,710 Man, you kill people for a living. 971 01:04:54,712 --> 01:04:56,578 So what? You think a cook goes home 972 01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:57,646 and watches Master Chef? 973 01:05:38,923 --> 01:05:41,824 If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs, 974 01:05:41,826 --> 01:05:44,561 you should stop pointing guns at me! 975 01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:46,764 This was your idea, fuck boy! 976 01:05:47,431 --> 01:05:50,666 - Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar! - Not nice! 977 01:05:50,668 --> 01:05:52,269 That hurts like shit! 978 01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:55,639 You only had to shoot me once! Remember? 979 01:06:09,586 --> 01:06:11,823 Don't shoot me, I know who killed your family. 980 01:06:14,191 --> 01:06:15,626 What the fuck did you just say? 981 01:06:15,827 --> 01:06:18,495 He's the head of Skizm. Okay, his name is Riktor. 982 01:06:19,897 --> 01:06:23,200 Bald guy, covered in tattoos. That was him, right? 983 01:06:24,736 --> 01:06:28,203 Okay so my... my theory is he saw you escape from prison 984 01:06:28,205 --> 01:06:29,471 and decided to put you in the game 985 01:06:29,473 --> 01:06:30,842 in case you tried to get revenge. 986 01:06:32,810 --> 01:06:34,344 You're full of shit! 987 01:06:35,913 --> 01:06:37,481 They killed your dad, too. 988 01:06:37,782 --> 01:06:39,216 He's right there. 989 01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:11,481 You stubborn old bastard. 990 01:07:15,585 --> 01:07:18,020 So, um, hi... 991 01:07:18,022 --> 01:07:19,822 Sorry, don't know why I said it like that. 992 01:07:19,824 --> 01:07:23,491 Look if you're not going to shoot yourself, or me, 993 01:07:23,493 --> 01:07:25,895 then I have a plan, It is kinda fucked up 994 01:07:25,897 --> 01:07:27,763 and totally suicidal, but it might work. 995 01:07:27,765 --> 01:07:30,432 You get to kill Riktor, I find Nova. 996 01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:33,403 But we have to work together. 997 01:07:34,271 --> 01:07:35,238 All right? 998 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:40,375 I like that you're not pointing that at me anymore. 999 01:07:40,377 --> 01:07:41,677 That's a good... Okay... 1000 01:07:41,679 --> 01:07:42,878 We can work on that. 1001 01:07:50,755 --> 01:07:53,555 You only need to shoot me one time! 1002 01:07:53,557 --> 01:07:55,457 Really important. Just one... 1003 01:07:55,459 --> 01:07:56,894 right in the... 1004 01:07:57,527 --> 01:07:59,494 Once. Okay, you got that? 1005 01:07:59,496 --> 01:08:01,296 I don't feel like you're listening to me. 1006 01:08:01,298 --> 01:08:02,430 Just one. 1007 01:08:02,432 --> 01:08:05,366 One shot. 1008 01:08:07,437 --> 01:08:08,838 I think my ribs are broken. 1009 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,438 Definitely have internal bleeding. 1010 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,742 Cool, um, do you wanna sit here and cry about it? 1011 01:08:12,744 --> 01:08:13,845 Like a little bitch? 1012 01:08:14,979 --> 01:08:15,945 Or do you wanna go shoot a bunch of people in the face? 1013 01:08:15,947 --> 01:08:17,447 Oh, hell yes. 1014 01:08:17,749 --> 01:08:20,816 The face shooting one, not the... not the crying. 1015 01:08:20,818 --> 01:08:22,019 Right on. Right on. 1016 01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:23,919 - That sucks. - Yeah. 1017 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:29,992 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1018 01:08:29,994 --> 01:08:31,561 Just go. Come on, look. 1019 01:08:31,996 --> 01:08:33,729 Me? Why do I have to go first? 1020 01:08:33,731 --> 01:08:35,698 - Open the fucking door. - I'm not exactly great 1021 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,632 - at opening doors right now. - Go on. 1022 01:08:37,634 --> 01:08:39,334 Honestly I still don't trust you. 1023 01:08:39,336 --> 01:08:40,470 You might shoot me in the back. 1024 01:08:41,605 --> 01:08:43,404 I promise that when I do shoot you it'll be in the front. 1025 01:08:43,406 --> 01:08:45,808 You have already shot me like a dozen times. 1026 01:08:45,810 --> 01:08:47,943 I feel bullets rattling inside me when I walk. 1027 01:08:47,945 --> 01:08:49,646 - Well... - What the hell? 1028 01:08:52,049 --> 01:08:54,852 ♪ I'm a real wild one ♪ 1029 01:09:09,767 --> 01:09:12,634 ♪ Well I'm just out of school Like I'm real, real cool ♪ 1030 01:09:12,636 --> 01:09:14,770 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool Got the message ♪ 1031 01:09:14,772 --> 01:09:17,639 ♪ That I've gotta be A wild one ♪ 1032 01:09:17,641 --> 01:09:20,377 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a wild one ♪ 1033 01:09:20,845 --> 01:09:23,913 ♪ Got to break it loose Gotta keep them movin' wild ♪ 1034 01:09:23,915 --> 01:09:26,916 ♪ Gotta keep a swingin', baby I'm a real wild child ♪ 1035 01:09:26,918 --> 01:09:29,752 ♪ I'm a real wild one And I like wild fun ♪ 1036 01:09:29,754 --> 01:09:32,520 ♪ In a world gone crazy Everything seems hazy ♪ 1037 01:09:32,522 --> 01:09:34,657 ♪ I'm a wild one ♪ 1038 01:09:34,659 --> 01:09:38,060 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a wild one ♪ 1039 01:09:38,062 --> 01:09:40,763 ♪ Got to break it loose Gonna keep them movin' wild ♪ 1040 01:09:40,765 --> 01:09:42,463 Hey, sir! It's Miles and Nix! 1041 01:09:42,465 --> 01:09:44,532 They're in the building! It's a clusterfuck! 1042 01:09:44,534 --> 01:09:46,401 Yeah, and? What the fuck you telling me for? 1043 01:09:46,403 --> 01:09:47,569 Get the dead squad on it! 1044 01:09:47,571 --> 01:09:49,073 - I can't. - Well why not? 1045 01:09:49,539 --> 01:09:51,709 - They're dead. - They're dead? 1046 01:09:53,044 --> 01:09:54,444 Well that's not ideal. 1047 01:09:57,748 --> 01:09:59,148 Patch the monitor feeds to the security cameras now! 1048 01:10:02,119 --> 01:10:03,955 This is not happening. 1049 01:10:04,989 --> 01:10:06,691 Oh, my God, it's back on! 1050 01:10:07,658 --> 01:10:08,824 It's going down. 1051 01:10:10,695 --> 01:10:12,096 Oh, fantastic. 1052 01:10:12,797 --> 01:10:15,430 I'm gonna lose my fucking temper, this is... 1053 01:10:15,432 --> 01:10:17,768 Effie! Dane! Do your thing! 1054 01:10:18,102 --> 01:10:19,434 Fuck them up! 1055 01:10:19,436 --> 01:10:21,737 Nix and Miles! They need to die! 1056 01:10:21,739 --> 01:10:23,504 They need to fucking die! 1057 01:10:29,512 --> 01:10:31,983 Suck on this, bitch! 1058 01:10:32,582 --> 01:10:33,918 Really, another dick shot? 1059 01:10:34,919 --> 01:10:36,852 Oh, God damn it, please. 1060 01:10:36,854 --> 01:10:38,220 Why do you have to keep doing that? 1061 01:10:38,222 --> 01:10:39,788 What, I would have shot you in the dick 1062 01:10:39,790 --> 01:10:41,522 if the target wasn't so small! 1063 01:10:41,524 --> 01:10:42,892 It just seems a little excessive. 1064 01:10:42,894 --> 01:10:44,660 You know, you could go dick shot, then head shot, 1065 01:10:44,662 --> 01:10:46,695 then dick shot. Just mix it up a little, something. 1066 01:10:46,697 --> 01:10:47,999 It's basically a public service. 1067 01:10:50,134 --> 01:10:51,734 Oh! Don't do it again! God. 1068 01:10:51,736 --> 01:10:53,568 Uh, you know, I don't... I don't like it, 1069 01:10:53,570 --> 01:10:55,470 - I don't like it. - It's just some dick blood. 1070 01:10:55,472 --> 01:10:56,571 Miles? 1071 01:11:19,030 --> 01:11:20,763 - What was he thinking? - Yeah, 1072 01:11:20,765 --> 01:11:23,100 never bring a spork to a gun fight, man. 1073 01:11:27,038 --> 01:11:28,270 What are you doing? 1074 01:11:28,272 --> 01:11:29,907 Trying to find where they're holding Nova. 1075 01:11:35,645 --> 01:11:37,647 Oh, God damn, this comment section. 1076 01:11:37,915 --> 01:11:39,516 It's like YouTube but worse. 1077 01:11:40,918 --> 01:11:42,153 No, it's about the same. 1078 01:11:43,854 --> 01:11:45,921 "I hope someone ices that Nix bitch 1079 01:11:45,923 --> 01:11:47,191 and tea bags her corpse." 1080 01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:51,727 That settles that, I'm going to find every last 1081 01:11:51,729 --> 01:11:53,796 one of those little trolls and beat them to death 1082 01:11:53,798 --> 01:11:55,731 - with their keyboards. - You are fucking animals, 1083 01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:56,734 you know that right. 1084 01:11:58,002 --> 01:11:58,834 You like this, you like watching people suffer? 1085 01:11:58,836 --> 01:11:59,768 You like watching people get hunted? 1086 01:11:59,770 --> 01:12:02,570 If you didn't watch they wouldn't exist 1087 01:12:02,572 --> 01:12:05,810 you pathetic sick fuck! 1088 01:12:06,609 --> 01:12:08,545 Fuck you, dude. 1089 01:12:10,281 --> 01:12:12,915 Who the fuck is this guy, huh? What the fuck. 1090 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:15,052 Hear, hear. Good, good. 1091 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,154 Wish you had more volume. 1092 01:12:17,755 --> 01:12:19,589 Intense. Feel better now? 1093 01:12:19,924 --> 01:12:21,558 You got that out of your system? 1094 01:12:26,097 --> 01:12:28,065 - Whoa, holy shit. - What? 1095 01:12:28,966 --> 01:12:31,266 Look, Riktor, he's trying to expand Skizm. 1096 01:12:31,268 --> 01:12:33,838 He's like building it into a global franchise. 1097 01:12:38,743 --> 01:12:41,609 Can you actually just like, send this to my Gmail? 1098 01:12:41,611 --> 01:12:43,979 - It's funnier watching. - Oh, God. 1099 01:12:43,981 --> 01:12:45,816 Fuck you, man. 1100 01:12:51,122 --> 01:12:54,990 Oh, holy shit! Damn, nice AA-12! 1101 01:12:54,992 --> 01:12:57,092 - Fuck. - These things? 1102 01:12:57,094 --> 01:12:58,861 - Yes! - Yeah, I shelled out 1103 01:12:58,863 --> 01:13:00,595 for the deep black PVD coating. 1104 01:13:00,597 --> 01:13:04,199 But, now I kinda regret not going with the UCP style camo. 1105 01:13:04,201 --> 01:13:06,135 Oh, no you're crazy. She's crazy. 1106 01:13:06,137 --> 01:13:08,871 You totally own it. Seriously. 1107 01:13:08,873 --> 01:13:11,073 Thank you. Yeah, you know your weapons. 1108 01:13:11,075 --> 01:13:14,577 You know, shooting dip shits in the head is life. 1109 01:13:14,945 --> 01:13:17,780 Well, um, I better, you know. 1110 01:13:17,782 --> 01:13:19,984 Right, yeah. Do your thing. It was nice to meet you. 1111 01:13:21,952 --> 01:13:23,687 Go! Go! 1112 01:13:34,198 --> 01:13:35,299 Woo! 1113 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:38,901 Watch the last step! It's a doozie! 1114 01:13:38,903 --> 01:13:40,004 Whoo. 1115 01:13:42,639 --> 01:13:44,039 Oh. 1116 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,843 Someone didn't skip leg day. 1117 01:13:48,913 --> 01:13:50,647 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1118 01:13:51,015 --> 01:13:53,851 Don't pull my hair. 1119 01:14:06,030 --> 01:14:07,765 Whoa! Whoo! 1120 01:14:18,342 --> 01:14:19,143 Fuck! 1121 01:14:20,711 --> 01:14:24,213 Friday night just got really lonely! 1122 01:14:33,457 --> 01:14:36,225 Just stay still and die, you fucking coward. 1123 01:14:36,227 --> 01:14:37,860 I really don't want to though. 1124 01:14:41,899 --> 01:14:42,900 Fuck! 1125 01:14:53,043 --> 01:14:54,812 Oh, shit! 1126 01:15:05,890 --> 01:15:07,825 Whoo! 1127 01:15:10,227 --> 01:15:11,393 Didn't even hurt. 1128 01:15:11,395 --> 01:15:13,397 Stop! Hammer time! 1129 01:15:20,905 --> 01:15:22,104 A bullet proof vest 1130 01:15:22,106 --> 01:15:24,041 isn't gonna save you from a head shot. 1131 01:15:30,347 --> 01:15:32,149 Do you know what your problem is? 1132 01:15:35,286 --> 01:15:37,021 You need to smile more. 1133 01:15:41,892 --> 01:15:43,794 Let's give you a nice... 1134 01:15:44,195 --> 01:15:45,196 wide... 1135 01:15:45,396 --> 01:15:46,897 juicy grin. 1136 01:15:52,369 --> 01:15:56,538 I have the power! 1137 01:16:05,849 --> 01:16:08,250 It's time to realign your chakras. 1138 01:16:08,252 --> 01:16:10,187 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 1139 01:16:10,854 --> 01:16:13,490 ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪ 1140 01:16:15,459 --> 01:16:16,961 Enough. 1141 01:16:24,835 --> 01:16:26,337 I think I just heard a ball pop. 1142 01:16:26,937 --> 01:16:28,305 Are they meant to pop? 1143 01:16:32,076 --> 01:16:33,942 You don't like fire? 1144 01:16:33,944 --> 01:16:35,145 Do ya, huh? 1145 01:16:35,546 --> 01:16:38,080 Let's burn together, baby! 1146 01:16:38,082 --> 01:16:39,147 Whoo! 1147 01:16:52,830 --> 01:16:54,398 Fool! 1148 01:16:58,569 --> 01:17:00,104 Don't shoot him! 1149 01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:08,243 Yeah. Chopper on the roof. 1150 01:17:08,245 --> 01:17:09,980 No. Just two seats. 1151 01:17:11,248 --> 01:17:14,051 No, everyone else is dead. 1152 01:17:16,887 --> 01:17:20,424 Why does everything have to be so fucking stressful, hmm? 1153 01:17:22,226 --> 01:17:25,861 You know, they say that sometimes a nice little stroll 1154 01:17:25,863 --> 01:17:27,798 can help to clear the head. 1155 01:17:29,867 --> 01:17:31,802 - Come on, let's go. - Get off me! 1156 01:17:33,270 --> 01:17:35,003 That's it, that's it. 1157 01:17:35,005 --> 01:17:36,106 Fuck! 1158 01:17:39,276 --> 01:17:40,277 Hey. 1159 01:17:41,879 --> 01:17:42,880 You good? 1160 01:17:45,282 --> 01:17:49,520 Did you not hear me say 1161 01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:51,353 don't shoot? 1162 01:17:51,355 --> 01:17:53,090 Woah... 1163 01:17:53,557 --> 01:17:57,027 Yeah, you pull off the Rocky look real well at least. 1164 01:17:59,664 --> 01:18:01,463 What? What is that? 1165 01:18:01,465 --> 01:18:02,998 - What are you trying to do? - Shit! 1166 01:18:08,072 --> 01:18:09,638 Oh right... 1167 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,406 Hey, no, no, no. You gotta put that on ice. 1168 01:18:11,408 --> 01:18:13,043 Come on, we gotta fix this. 1169 01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:18,415 Oh, shit. 1170 01:18:19,016 --> 01:18:21,016 I wasted all my bullets on Sid Dickless. 1171 01:18:21,018 --> 01:18:22,918 Riktor's got Nova somewhere, I can't find her. 1172 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:25,589 Have you learned nothing from video games? 1173 01:18:26,123 --> 01:18:27,925 If you see enemies... 1174 01:18:28,158 --> 01:18:30,594 You jump on their heads and they give you coins? 1175 01:18:31,362 --> 01:18:32,928 No, fuck wad! It means we're going 1176 01:18:32,930 --> 01:18:34,496 the right way. Come on let's find some more 1177 01:18:34,498 --> 01:18:36,467 - bad guys to shoot. - Okay. 1178 01:18:41,338 --> 01:18:42,504 Hey! 1179 01:18:42,506 --> 01:18:44,339 Where the fuck are you going, asshole? 1180 01:18:44,341 --> 01:18:45,675 The action's back this way! 1181 01:18:45,677 --> 01:18:47,142 Wait, you want me to go out there 1182 01:18:47,144 --> 01:18:47,976 and get my face shot off? 1183 01:18:47,978 --> 01:18:49,378 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1184 01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:51,179 Cops will be swarming this place! 1185 01:18:51,181 --> 01:18:52,381 This shit is over! 1186 01:18:52,383 --> 01:18:56,017 It's not over until I say it's over, you fucking traitor! 1187 01:18:56,019 --> 01:18:57,119 Traitor? 1188 01:18:57,121 --> 01:18:58,954 Without me, you would be nothing! 1189 01:18:58,956 --> 01:18:59,990 I mean, look at you! 1190 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:01,990 You look like someone tried to paint a worn-out dildo 1191 01:19:01,992 --> 01:19:04,126 - with a fucking Sharpie! - Ah, that hurts. 1192 01:19:04,128 --> 01:19:06,563 Face it, Riktor. This is the end. 1193 01:19:12,002 --> 01:19:14,638 Look at him go! He's like a wounded deer. 1194 01:19:16,039 --> 01:19:17,975 Go Bambi's mom, go! 1195 01:19:27,251 --> 01:19:28,519 Kill them! 1196 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,458 Was this the right way? 1197 01:19:36,460 --> 01:19:38,059 No we fucked up! 1198 01:19:38,061 --> 01:19:39,930 - Far too many bad guys! - Oh, God. 1199 01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:42,700 Fuck. 1200 01:19:43,668 --> 01:19:45,066 Oh, shit. 1201 01:19:45,068 --> 01:19:46,535 What the hell are we going to do? 1202 01:19:46,537 --> 01:19:49,137 Come out, come out wherever you are. 1203 01:19:49,139 --> 01:19:51,408 Come on, get it. 1204 01:19:52,009 --> 01:19:53,277 Hey! Hey! 1205 01:19:53,678 --> 01:19:55,243 You want to know a secret? 1206 01:19:55,245 --> 01:19:56,645 Fuck you! 1207 01:19:56,647 --> 01:19:58,549 This was never about the money. 1208 01:19:59,616 --> 01:20:01,151 This is about art. 1209 01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:04,152 Murder is art. 1210 01:20:07,792 --> 01:20:09,692 This one... 1211 01:20:09,694 --> 01:20:11,628 This is a Jackson Pollock. 1212 01:20:12,463 --> 01:20:13,464 Ah! 1213 01:20:16,701 --> 01:20:18,435 Overcompensating much? 1214 01:20:21,305 --> 01:20:22,707 Where the fuck are you going? 1215 01:20:23,741 --> 01:20:25,207 Get up! 1216 01:20:25,209 --> 01:20:26,711 Get the fuck up! 1217 01:20:28,312 --> 01:20:31,079 You know, you really need to cheer the fuck up. 1218 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:32,782 Are you not even a little bit excited 1219 01:20:32,784 --> 01:20:35,152 about going in a chopper with me? 1220 01:20:45,195 --> 01:20:46,729 You wanna know how I survived this long? 1221 01:20:46,731 --> 01:20:48,999 I don't know, Nix, by being crazy as fuck? 1222 01:20:50,133 --> 01:20:53,203 I didn't want to give any fucker the satisfaction... 1223 01:20:53,738 --> 01:20:55,205 of killing me. 1224 01:20:57,341 --> 01:20:59,109 Just kill Riktor for me. 1225 01:20:59,643 --> 01:21:00,678 Okay, mouse? 1226 01:21:01,746 --> 01:21:03,078 Get the fuck out here so I can shoot you! 1227 01:21:04,314 --> 01:21:05,616 Wait. No, wait! 1228 01:21:25,602 --> 01:21:26,637 No! 1229 01:21:38,615 --> 01:21:39,649 Nix! 1230 01:22:02,272 --> 01:22:04,274 Fuck. 1231 01:22:05,409 --> 01:22:06,410 Come back here. 1232 01:22:07,511 --> 01:22:08,312 Where'd you think you're going? 1233 01:22:10,581 --> 01:22:13,515 Get up there. Come on. 1234 01:22:57,527 --> 01:22:58,763 Oh, shit! Oh... 1235 01:23:10,742 --> 01:23:12,542 Fuck! Nova! 1236 01:23:17,247 --> 01:23:18,248 Nova! 1237 01:23:18,649 --> 01:23:20,615 Miles! Miles! 1238 01:23:20,617 --> 01:23:21,753 "Miles!" 1239 01:23:23,721 --> 01:23:24,889 There you are. 1240 01:23:25,990 --> 01:23:28,358 What took you so long, hmm? 1241 01:23:30,293 --> 01:23:31,794 You made it all this way. 1242 01:23:31,796 --> 01:23:34,529 I even got you a rooftop for the showdown! 1243 01:23:34,531 --> 01:23:36,899 Nix is dead, it's over! 1244 01:23:36,901 --> 01:23:38,366 Let Nova go! 1245 01:23:41,706 --> 01:23:43,005 Oh, finally! 1246 01:23:43,007 --> 01:23:44,774 I should have ordered a fucking Uber! 1247 01:23:44,776 --> 01:23:46,608 Okay, okay and we're back. 1248 01:23:46,610 --> 01:23:48,510 We've got our stream back, ladies and gentlemen. 1249 01:23:48,512 --> 01:23:49,544 Oh, thank fuck! 1250 01:23:49,546 --> 01:23:51,379 Let's just see how this ends, I guess. 1251 01:23:51,381 --> 01:23:52,382 Oh, yeah. 1252 01:23:56,788 --> 01:23:59,689 Ten million concurrent viewers, Miles. 1253 01:23:59,691 --> 01:24:02,725 You have just made Skizm history! 1254 01:24:02,727 --> 01:24:04,526 You are somebody! 1255 01:24:04,528 --> 01:24:05,763 I took... 1256 01:24:06,931 --> 01:24:09,934 a worthless piece of shit and I molded it into steel! 1257 01:24:10,534 --> 01:24:11,667 I made you, Miles. 1258 01:24:11,669 --> 01:24:14,837 You should be down on your fucking knees thanking me! 1259 01:24:14,839 --> 01:24:16,538 Oh, fuck you man! 1260 01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:19,474 All you did was ruin my hands, and give me a criminal record. 1261 01:24:19,476 --> 01:24:21,276 I never wanted any of this! 1262 01:24:21,278 --> 01:24:24,214 Don't give me that goody-goody bullshit! 1263 01:24:25,415 --> 01:24:27,750 What were you doing on the Skizm site to begin with? 1264 01:24:27,752 --> 01:24:28,686 Hey? 1265 01:24:30,021 --> 01:24:32,957 Admit it, you wanted to feel something. 1266 01:24:33,423 --> 01:24:35,725 You wanted to... to... to hunt like a man. 1267 01:24:35,727 --> 01:24:37,827 You wanted to be somebody! 1268 01:24:37,829 --> 01:24:39,895 Yesterday you were fucking miserable! 1269 01:24:39,897 --> 01:24:41,699 Now, look at yourself. 1270 01:24:41,966 --> 01:24:43,735 You're alive! 1271 01:24:45,870 --> 01:24:47,370 Yeah, I am. 1272 01:24:47,905 --> 01:24:49,707 And that's more than I can say for you. 1273 01:25:05,723 --> 01:25:08,323 Oh. 1274 01:25:08,325 --> 01:25:10,460 Hey, man, nice shot! 1275 01:25:12,429 --> 01:25:13,430 Fuck. 1276 01:25:13,998 --> 01:25:14,999 No! 1277 01:25:20,004 --> 01:25:21,469 Oh, that's a better one. 1278 01:25:21,471 --> 01:25:23,406 He's down! He's down! 1279 01:25:24,508 --> 01:25:26,343 Oh, relax will ya? 1280 01:25:30,514 --> 01:25:31,749 Come on, Miles. 1281 01:25:40,590 --> 01:25:42,359 No. 1282 01:25:43,027 --> 01:25:44,896 Nova! 1283 01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:50,701 Just fucking die! 1284 01:25:59,442 --> 01:26:01,376 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - He just took three 1285 01:26:01,378 --> 01:26:02,678 fucking bullets! 1286 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,645 Get him! 1287 01:26:03,647 --> 01:26:06,381 ♪ ...fighting for you ♪ 1288 01:26:06,383 --> 01:26:08,651 ♪ Driven by desire ♪ 1289 01:26:09,754 --> 01:26:13,356 ♪ Glory calls, It's waitin' for ya ♪ 1290 01:26:13,658 --> 01:26:15,991 ♪ When they try to break you down ♪ 1291 01:26:15,993 --> 01:26:17,862 ♪ You can take it ♪ 1292 01:26:18,663 --> 01:26:20,896 ♪ That don't shake you ♪ 1293 01:26:20,898 --> 01:26:23,966 ♪ When your back's against the wall ♪ 1294 01:26:23,968 --> 01:26:25,400 ♪ The thrill of the fight's... ♪ 1295 01:26:25,402 --> 01:26:27,670 You were nothing. I made you, Miles. 1296 01:26:27,672 --> 01:26:29,805 I made you a fucking star! 1297 01:26:29,807 --> 01:26:31,774 ♪ Never say die ♪ 1298 01:26:31,776 --> 01:26:34,109 ♪ You got the heart of a hero ♪ 1299 01:26:34,111 --> 01:26:36,479 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1300 01:26:36,747 --> 01:26:38,147 ♪ The will to survive ♪ 1301 01:26:39,549 --> 01:26:42,584 ♪ You're standin' strong in the eye of a storm ♪ 1302 01:26:42,586 --> 01:26:45,087 ♪ Something keeps pushing you on ♪ 1303 01:26:45,089 --> 01:26:47,792 ♪ To never surrender ♪ 1304 01:26:48,993 --> 01:26:50,458 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1305 01:26:56,901 --> 01:26:59,101 You think killing me is going to change anything? 1306 01:26:59,103 --> 01:27:00,468 There are others! 1307 01:27:00,470 --> 01:27:02,805 Skizm's a global franchise now! 1308 01:27:02,807 --> 01:27:04,606 We're going to be the Starbucks of murder! 1309 01:27:04,608 --> 01:27:06,976 The McDonald's of massacre! Yeah! 1310 01:27:06,978 --> 01:27:10,645 We'll be the Burger King of badness! 1311 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:12,950 Nix says, "fuck you!" 1312 01:27:13,217 --> 01:27:15,751 Miles. No! No! Please! 1313 01:27:15,753 --> 01:27:17,052 Oh! 1314 01:27:19,190 --> 01:27:21,991 ♪ ...fight to the end And you'll take it all ♪ 1315 01:27:21,993 --> 01:27:23,893 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1316 01:27:24,996 --> 01:27:26,496 ♪ Never say die ♪ 1317 01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:31,534 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1318 01:27:37,708 --> 01:27:39,474 ♪ It's only a matter of time ♪ 1319 01:27:46,918 --> 01:27:49,752 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1320 01:27:49,754 --> 01:27:51,754 ♪ Never Surrender ♪ 1321 01:27:51,756 --> 01:27:54,158 ♪ Never say die ♪ 1322 01:27:55,126 --> 01:27:57,092 ♪ Don't stop ♪ 1323 01:27:57,094 --> 01:27:58,794 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1324 01:27:58,796 --> 01:28:01,797 ♪ Got the will to survive ♪ 1325 01:28:01,799 --> 01:28:03,631 ♪ Never surrender ♪ 1326 01:28:03,633 --> 01:28:05,868 ♪ Don't stop never surrender ♪ 1327 01:28:05,870 --> 01:28:09,238 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1328 01:28:10,341 --> 01:28:12,743 It's called hemorrhagic shock. 1329 01:28:13,277 --> 01:28:16,644 It's just my body shutting down from... yeah, 1330 01:28:16,646 --> 01:28:18,149 massive, massive blood loss. 1331 01:28:18,849 --> 01:28:20,051 Sorry for the fake out. 1332 01:28:21,185 --> 01:28:24,119 I mean, I did kill Riktor. That was real. 1333 01:28:24,121 --> 01:28:25,923 I just didn't get the girl. 1334 01:28:28,591 --> 01:28:31,860 You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol whip 1335 01:28:31,862 --> 01:28:34,863 some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD. 1336 01:28:34,865 --> 01:28:36,901 Not a raging lady boner. 1337 01:28:45,608 --> 01:28:47,211 Thanks for tuning in everyone. 1338 01:28:47,678 --> 01:28:49,512 We've been Death Tolled and, um, 1339 01:28:49,747 --> 01:28:51,648 remember to like... like and comment. 1340 01:28:52,917 --> 01:28:55,616 Some people stopped watching Skizm that night. 1341 01:28:55,618 --> 01:28:58,153 But many, many more took their place. 1342 01:29:10,835 --> 01:29:11,834 Nova, 1343 01:29:11,836 --> 01:29:14,637 well she finally found her superhero. 1344 01:29:17,108 --> 01:29:20,643 He stands up and fights to make the world a better place. 1345 01:29:24,815 --> 01:29:26,348 Skizm didn't go away. 1346 01:29:26,350 --> 01:29:28,719 They spread, just like Riktor said. 1347 01:29:32,622 --> 01:29:34,825 And that means I still have a job to do. 1348 01:29:38,662 --> 01:29:40,831 And I know where they live. 1349 01:29:46,203 --> 01:29:48,939 It is a fucking jungle out there! 1350 01:29:49,140 --> 01:29:51,373 And as a great man once told me... 1351 01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,910 ♪ When the shit goes down Ya better be ready ♪ 1352 01:29:56,747 --> 01:29:59,882 ♪ When the shit goes down Ya better be ready ♪ 1353 01:29:59,884 --> 01:30:03,285 - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 1354 01:30:03,287 --> 01:30:04,822 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 1355 01:30:06,357 --> 01:30:07,756 - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 1356 01:30:07,758 --> 01:30:11,162 - ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ - ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 1357 01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:19,902 ♪ When the shit goes down Ya better be ready ♪ 1358 01:30:19,904 --> 01:30:23,305 - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ - ♪ When the shit goes down ♪ 1359 01:30:23,307 --> 01:30:24,909 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 1360 01:30:26,077 --> 01:30:28,043 ♪ I told the boyz Get the sawed off glock ♪ 1361 01:30:28,045 --> 01:30:29,344 ♪ And the rest of the gats ♪ 1362 01:30:29,346 --> 01:30:32,081 ♪ As I strapped on the bullet-proof vest, boom! ♪ 1363 01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:34,683 ♪ I think I got one to the chest hot damn ♪ 1364 01:30:34,685 --> 01:30:36,819 ♪ I didn't want to kill a man ♪ 1365 01:30:41,894 --> 01:30:46,894 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 99701