Original subtitles

Beware you men, where�re you go the cherry tree must stand

The glory of your fatherhood is threatened near at hand

The maiden who is smiling so is wont to all your seed

And never was a maiden born to never know your need

She'll wink her thoughts and let you know the lust that�s on her mind

And use the Devil's thrust to show you what you dream to find

Save your flower

for tomorrow, you never know what's apt to go

through a tender maiden's head

So, save your flower

for tomorrow

many men have felt the ruin of the harlot's bed

As you can see, so few like me remain unspoiled and pure

By virtue's fact I am intact

done soiled by passions lure

So when temptation calls to you

you must remember well

adultery is the Devil's tool

for bringing' you to hell

When in the end desires role

has led you to its fork

It won't be hard if you're on guard

and always salt your pork

Save your flower

for tomorrow

you never know what's apt to go

through a tender maiden's head

So, save your flower

Play some music

You better make for the border

It wasn't my fault dad; something burned me

Get on your animal Lamy

Lamy Homo!

My son

Mr. Greaser, I came to pay my taxes, my dues and my respects to you

Next!

Gracias, Senor Greaser

Thank you, mister

Next

Come on!

Red, amber mountains

Navajo, who guns nearby

A white cloud is floating

over this land of enchantment

Under turquoise skies

I hear distant drums

I hear roaring guns

I hear Indians

I hear a war cry

Or soldiers

in blu-u-ue

I hear bugels

Under turquoise skies

Seaweed head

tomorrow night I'm going to get me a horse,

and ride up to Four Corners an' see Red Snapper

I know she�s waiting� for me

�cause ten minutes ago she sent me the finest smoke signal I ever seen

She said,

�Vernon,

you are the only man who ever made my bell ring.

All my love, Red Snapper

P.S. Ugly-old-hiney-ho says hello. �

Take a card Mr. Greaser

alright, put it back anywhere

- Is this it? - No

- This one? - No

- That one? - No!

- This one? - No

- That one? - No

- That it? - No

- That one? - No!

- This one? - uh-uh

- That one? - No

- This one? - No

- This it? - No

- That it? - No

- This one? - No

- Here it comes! - No

- This one? - No

- That one? - No

- This one? - No

- Is that it? - No

- This one? - No

- That one? - No!

If Senor Greaser don't like the way you sing

we'll go back to Juarez

buy a new homestead,

settle down,

and maybe you'll be happy

because at least you had the chance to sing for Senior Greaser

You're on

If you feel, you heal

I was swimming with millions of babies...

in a rainbow...

and they was naked...

and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile!

I'm sorry I brought you back but I need your help

Who are you?

I'm sorry I brought you back but I need your help

I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer

It is written that the Agent Morris awaits me.

Let's go!

Well, Come on!

Get up!

He's up

Mother, is there anything I can do for you?

I want to go out today.

You'll go out when I tell you to go out!

You'll always be my favorite

Seaweed head,

Last night I called on that German girl up in Los Alamos

Round about midnight, I put my nose in her cunny and rubbed it back and forth

back and forth and up and down, and back and forth

and she went to sleep on me

While she was sleeping,

I pulled out my John Thomas and did the deed

and she woke up screaming...

Wernon it hurts! it hurts!

and I said ' No it don't, No it don't'

and she said 'Wernon, Wernon aah Wernon!'

Coo Coo

I wish I could put my arms around each and every one of them

and let them know that everything is going to be ok

Why don't you, Sea?

I'm not bizarre enough

Who is?

Mr. Greaser, Lamy Homo's back in town!

Who's your friend, Lamy?

Where you been, Lamy?

I told you to make for the border!

Good morning', Mr. Greaser.

What's your business here, Lady?

I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor. Excuse me.

If you feel, you heal

If you feel, you heal

Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies...

and they was naked...

and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile!

Put a rope around the son of a bitch!

What's going' down here?

Do not make us doubt and speculate!

Say to us why you are here.

What is the message to these people?

Afternoon, Mr. Greaser!

Go back and look again

if this man is real

bring him to me

Messiah!

Messiah!

Most Holy One, let me see!

If you feel, you heal

I can crawl again!

If you feel, you heal

I can crawl again!

I... I can... I can see!

I can see!

- If you feel... - Get your hands off me!

What's going' down here?

Who am I?

This is Blasphemy!

Blas - phe - my!

Give to us...

something to live for.

Anything!

We need hope now, Love.

Is he the One?

He's got to be the One

Who else could it be?

I'm very disappointed

So am I

I can crawl again!

I can crawl again!

I can crawl again!

I can crawl again!

Come on down here you great big, ugly pile of shit!

Come on down here you big pile of shit!

Coo Coo

Please Sheriff, not this!

Anything but this! No! No!

Please Sheriff, not this!

Where does it hurt?

Hiya-hiya-hike

Here

Osima!

Osima!

Osima!

You'll never know what I could do

'cause you never give me a chance

What is it?

- What is what? - What do you want here?

I'm hungry

Come in here

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia!

Spitunia, how about some grub?

Everybody's famished

I have vanilla grits

and get the fuck outta here if you know what's good for ye!

She has a very nice clit

Where am I?

You're very handsome

- I really should leave - No, no, no, don't leave.

- Please sit down - No really I should

You crazy boy!

Do you really think I'm handsome?

Yes, you are.

Good grub, Spit

Thank you very much for the meal

Where are you going?

I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer/dancer

Take me with you

I can't

What's the matter? Don't you love me?

I don't even know you

What do you want?

'Afternoon, Miss Greaser

I just want to know...

if there's anything you needed?

I mean, if...

if there's anything I can do for you I'd be more than happy to do it

I mean, I...

I'd do anything for you Miss Greaser, anything

Miss Greaser, if you'd be my woman I...

I'd kill the first man that looked at you

Where's my father?

He... He just rode out town

Then why don't you come in here and let me suckle on your stinger

Take the burro

it's yours

What about you, sir?

It's more blessed to give than to receive

You're very kind, thank you

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

Who is he, Gip?

He has come!

Put a rope 'round the son of a bitch!

One moment please.

I bring you a message

Exactly 6 miles north of Skag Mountain, in the Valley of Pain

there lives an evil devil-monster

His name is Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger

With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana

And he loves to hurt people.

The last time I saw Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger

With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana,

he told me what he wants to do.

He wants to come down here and kill each and every one of you!

But I said to him: "Bingo, wait a minute"

And the reason I said that is because I believe in you people

I believe you can do the job.

I believe you can help each other.

I believe you can make this world a better place to live in.

That's it.

Never mind this... how you say, Bingo

Just tell us whether there is a life after death or not

Seaweed head

Last Tuesday night...

I took my favorite Chiquita

out on the mesa

we cozied for six days and six nights

without food and without sleep

when we finally stopped I said "Chiquita... "

"from now on... "

"I'm calling' you Vagina Lips"

She said, "Vernon... "

"you call me anything you want"

Oh, eh... I'd like you to meet my daughter, Cholera

Chol', this is the man who walked on the water

It's show time

She's awreet daddy!

That's mighty fine, mighty fine!

I do believe it's show time

Cholera!

- Mr. Greaser, that was it. - What?

- Give me a chance up there baby! - What?

Give me a shot

Take it

Monsieur Greaser, C'est scandaleux!

C'est pas possible!

Well I'm a killer Diller daddy with a peg in my pants

and I'm a groove juice Jackson, won't you give me a chance?

a solid sender!

So daddy, beat me to the bar

you hear me laying' it down

Oh baby, Jessy�s back in town

I got the boogie on my fingers boogie-woogie-a-lee

I got the boogie in my toes that boogie down to my feet

they call it murder

whenever I begin to jive

you hear me laying' it down

Oh baby, Jessy�s back in town

I got the boogie on my fingers, got the hubba hubba in my soles

I got the boogie on my fingers, got the hubba hubba in my soles

I got the boogie

I got the woogie

I got the hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba ho-ooo!

I will be around

when you need me

Come to me when a friend is hard to find

I will be around

when you need me

Come along

and leave your teardrops

behind

I got the boogie on my fingers, got the hubba hubba in my soles

I got the boogie on my fingers, got the hubba hubba in my soles

you hear me laying' it down

Oh baby, Jessy�s back in town

you hear me laying' it down

Oh baby, Jessy�s back in town

you hear me laying' it down

Oh baby, Jessy�s back in town

Help me!

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen

Let's talk

You'll have to see my agent

I'm with the agent, Morris

I don't care who you're with

it's the greatest thing I've ever seen

Let's talk

In my whole life, that's the worst act I've ever seen

Your own career!

How do you do that material with a straight face?

You're an embarrassment

Morris, please

Forget it!

You're totally out of the question

There's no way for you

Morris, I know I can do it!

Later

I'll be back

Coo Coo!

Chol, it's me!

A man with holes in his hands gets a bigger applause than me

and you talk of greatness!

Cholera,

there are different kinds of greatness

Don't preach to me dad

Mr. Greaser

What!

I am sorry

but uh...

I have to, uh...

have my dog back

and uh...

but uh...

Lamy Homo has my dog

and he won't give it back

Son...

give the man back his dog

Thank you very, very much, Lamy

Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies and they was naked

and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile

just like last time

Dad, I don't want to die anymore

Then behave yourself!

Dad, can I buy you a whiskey?

That's mighty fine, Lamy

mighty fine!

Lamy

You're not a Homo

you're a Greaser!

Thanks dad

Come on!

I love you dad

I love you dad

I love you dad

I love you dad

I love you

I love you dad

I took my pants off

I hope you don't mind

I love you

I love you

- I love you, I love you - Ooh, Jessy!

I love you

- I love you - Jessy!

I adore you!

I love you so much

I love you

Ooh, Jessy!

I love you so much

Do it!

- Do it! - What?

Now!

Now! Now!

Oh God!

Now! Now!

No!, Yes!, Yes!, No!

Marry me!

I love everybody!

Oh God!

Oh God!

You're unbelievable!

I love you

Don't stop!

Don't stop!

Don't stop!

Thank you!

Where's father?

Who knows?

Maybe something is wrong?

I don't want to leave

You're going'!

I wish I were you

Nobody knows who I am and nobody care either

It's time

Father, I can't do it

Why?

I think I found myself

and I really don't trust you

You get moving!

Jessy!