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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,419 --> 00:00:03,169 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:17,329 --> 00:00:19,419 (alarm blaring) 3 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,120 (alarm dying) 4 00:00:26,039 --> 00:00:27,959 Morning, sunshine. Up and at 'em. 5 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,959 (groaning) 6 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,169 Your morning attitude? It's off-putting. 7 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:33,709 I'm gonna need you to watch your sister 8 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:35,170 for a couple hours today, okay? 9 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,828 (sighs) Babysitting. 10 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,209 If you've got a younger sibling, 11 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:41,209 you're gonna get roped into it sooner or later. 12 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:43,119 Thankfully, I pretty much rule at it. 13 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:47,170 Crazy idea. 14 00:00:47,171 --> 00:00:49,618 What if we spent the day making a new... 15 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:50,749 chore wheel? 16 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:53,118 Liv, I love you, I do, 17 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,619 but someone needs to save you from yourself. 18 00:00:56,619 --> 00:00:58,788 What if, instead, we spent this 20 bucks 19 00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:01,249 Mom left us in case of emergencies? 20 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:04,078 But this isn't an emergency. 21 00:01:04,079 --> 00:01:05,749 If we're talking chore wheels, 22 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,420 this is as dire as it gets. 23 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,669 Olivia: Um... you're sure we need Sugar-Frosted Blammo Bombs? 24 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:15,619 The fact that you even have to ask that tells that me we do. 25 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:16,879 Get climbin'. 26 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:22,538 Um... these shelves don't feel super-sturdy. 27 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:24,078 Are you watching me? 28 00:01:24,079 --> 00:01:25,329 Of course I am. 29 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:34,209 (sighs) Well, there's no swelling, so that's good. 30 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:35,578 You sure you're okay? 31 00:01:35,579 --> 00:01:38,038 I'm fine. Plus, how could I be mad? 32 00:01:38,039 --> 00:01:39,789 You introduced me to these guys. 33 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:46,078 See? Babysitting's a piece of cake. 34 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:49,378 I'm Gabby Duran, and this is the story of how I became 35 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:51,879 the best babysitter in the galaxy. 36 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:55,209 ♪ I do my thing Don't try to fit in ♪ 37 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:57,579 ♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing ♪ 38 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,120 ♪ ♪ 39 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:07,539 Aw, Katrina and Michelle! 40 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:10,878 I miss those girls. You should call them. 41 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:13,709 There's no reason you girls can't still be friends. 42 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:17,119 Mom, it's been three weeks, and we moved eight states away. 43 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,669 They moved on. 44 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,038 They have not moved on. 45 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:21,919 They've already replaced me. 46 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,878 You see this girl? I don't know this girl. 47 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:27,289 Say hello to Gabby 2.0. The new me. 48 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:30,119 Can we just move back to Miami? 49 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,378 Gabby, I know this has been hard for you, 50 00:02:32,379 --> 00:02:34,119 but it is what's best for the family. 51 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,749 I mean, the school district here has a gifted program 52 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:39,669 that can challenge Olivia in ways that her other school just couldn't. 53 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:43,788 And Mom was offered an on-air position for Local 6. 54 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,288 I'm on mugs now! 55 00:02:45,289 --> 00:02:46,829 Mugs, Gabby! 56 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,119 Wow, that does actually make me feel better. 57 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,460 - Really? - Nope. 58 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,828 Look, I'm glad that you two have a new job 59 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:57,578 and a new school, but what do I have here? 60 00:02:57,579 --> 00:03:01,079 You will find something, Gabby. I know you. 61 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,168 Pretty soon, you're gonna get your picture on a mug. 62 00:03:04,169 --> 00:03:05,999 You know, metaphorically speaking. 63 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,289 ♪ ♪ 64 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:18,039 Join the Mysteries of Havensburg Club. 65 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,079 Hey, do you have a second to... 66 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,749 You! You look like a person who might wanna... 67 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,539 Cool, we'll talk later! 68 00:03:26,710 --> 00:03:27,920 Gabby! 69 00:03:29,079 --> 00:03:30,959 Care to join the Mysteries of Havensburg Club? 70 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,749 We investigate weird and potentially paranormal occurrences around the town. 71 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,578 You know, ghosts, Big Feet, 72 00:03:37,579 --> 00:03:39,289 Dobek the Janitor. 73 00:03:40,329 --> 00:03:42,038 (eerie music playing) 74 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:43,878 I think he's been collecting student garbage. 75 00:03:43,879 --> 00:03:47,670 I'm pretty sure the reason is paranormal-slash-supernatural in nature. 76 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:50,079 I'd bring my trash home with me if I were you. 77 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,829 So, you interested in signing up? 78 00:03:54,829 --> 00:03:57,169 We could use a second member. 79 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:00,079 You know, it weirdly does sound kinda fun, but... 80 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,579 I don't think I'm gonna be in this town for much longer. 81 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:05,960 Man (over P.A.): Gabby Duran to the principal's office. Now. 82 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:08,579 I'm getting kicked out of school. 83 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,960 ♪ ♪ 84 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,669 Mmmm. 85 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,919 A curious thing happened 86 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,879 as I stepped out to my automobile today. 87 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,790 ♪ ♪ 88 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:33,669 It said "Gabby Duran did this" with your student I.D. 89 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:38,878 So tell me, Gabby, was the sprayed paint correct? 90 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:42,419 Did you indeed cover my automobile with duct tape? 91 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:46,079 Yup. You caught me. It was me. 92 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:49,419 Then, I suppose... 93 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:51,828 I need to thank you! 94 00:04:51,829 --> 00:04:54,169 Clearly you were just trying to protect it 95 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,999 from falling bird excrement. 96 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,958 And I must say, I understand the impulse. 97 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,708 I, too, despise all these birds 98 00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:04,919 and their free-wheeling, excrete-as-you-may lifestyle. 99 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,919 It's an affront to civilized people everywhere. 100 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,420 So thank you, Gabby, for helping your fellow man. 101 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,958 So, am I getting kicked out of school, or...? 102 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,709 I should think not. 103 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:19,878 Okay, then. 104 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:22,878 I want you to remember that you left me with no choice. 105 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:25,459 - (screaming) - (rock music playing) 106 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:30,169 What were you thinking? 107 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:31,749 He could have kicked you out of school! 108 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,920 But, Mom, I... 109 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,289 I know. I know. I went too far this time. 110 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:38,378 You duct-taped the man's car! 111 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:39,828 I just... 112 00:05:39,829 --> 00:05:41,708 I wanna go back to my old life. 113 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,619 Gabby, this is your life now. 114 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:44,919 You have to try and make the best of it. 115 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,878 I mean, look at your sister: She was just named 116 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,958 Student of Month at her school. 117 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,708 Student of the Month? We've only been here three weeks! 118 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:53,919 What can I say? It's been a whirlwind. 119 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,039 Okay, well, we're gonna need to get in front of this. 120 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,419 You and I are going over to Principal Swift's house to apologize. 121 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:01,669 Going over to his house? 122 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:04,289 Look, Mom, I know I stepped over the line this time, 123 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:05,789 but how about I just do it at school tomorrow? 124 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:07,539 Because I don't know that you will 125 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:09,289 do it at school tomorrow, Gabby. 126 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:11,878 I mean, you're trashing principals' offices now? 127 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:12,958 Who knows what you're gonna do? 128 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,249 Fine. I'll go apologize. 129 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,878 But I'm gonna do it on my own, okay? 130 00:06:16,879 --> 00:06:20,620 So I can prove to you I'm a responsible, trustworthy person. 131 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,670 Oh, Gabby, wait. 132 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:25,959 Bring him one of these. 133 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:28,958 What? People love mugs. 134 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,959 ♪ ♪ 135 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,828 Doesn't even trust me to apologize. 136 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,000 My own mother! 137 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:42,169 (door bell ringing) 138 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:43,378 Hello? 139 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:44,919 (door bell ringing rapidly) 140 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,170 Principal Swift? 141 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:49,250 Way to pick a super creepy house, guy. 142 00:06:50,829 --> 00:06:52,750 - (suspenseful music playing) - (crows cawing) 143 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,458 Anybody? 144 00:07:01,459 --> 00:07:05,120 (shouting): I'm 100% not coming back here again! 145 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:11,790 Well, I guess this was all just one big waste of... 146 00:07:14,829 --> 00:07:18,620 - (screaming) - (roaring) 147 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:23,000 - (Gabby screaming) - (monster roaring) 148 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:27,328 - Get away from me, you... - Ow! Listen! 149 00:07:27,329 --> 00:07:28,828 Whatever you are! 150 00:07:28,829 --> 00:07:32,329 Ow! Time out! Time out! Time out! 151 00:07:34,709 --> 00:07:37,290 What is going ahhhh... 152 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:42,000 (groaning) 153 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,670 ♪ ♪ 154 00:07:49,879 --> 00:07:52,749 Orb: Consciousness detected. State your name. 155 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:55,669 State my name? State your name! 156 00:07:55,670 --> 00:07:57,789 I have rights, you know! You can't just go and... 157 00:07:57,790 --> 00:08:00,458 Orb: Subject hostile. Begin probing sequence. 158 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:01,879 (laser powering up) 159 00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:05,578 Gabby: Hey! Don't you get any closer! 160 00:08:05,579 --> 00:08:08,039 I, uh, took two years of karate! 161 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,958 Orb: Probability assessment: Subject is lying. 162 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:13,000 ♪ ♪ 163 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:17,709 (electricity crackles) 164 00:08:24,829 --> 00:08:26,208 Gabby: Principal Swift? 165 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:28,539 What is going on? 166 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:31,829 Come, Gabby. There is much to discuss. 167 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,749 Okay, first item to discuss: 168 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,249 Where are we?! 169 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,710 (chuckles) 170 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:42,538 My basement. 171 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:44,830 ♪ ♪ 172 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:49,749 Oooh, yummy! (lip-smacking) 173 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,168 - So, you two are... - Aliens, yes. 174 00:08:52,169 --> 00:08:54,459 Jeremy and I are Gor-Mons. 175 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:57,209 We are shapeshifters from the planet Gor-Mona. 176 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,619 Uh, shrimp cocktail? 177 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,538 I'm told it's a very popular human meal. 178 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:03,579 - I'm good, thanks. - Oh. 179 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:06,209 Also, I don't think you're supposed to eat the tails. 180 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,829 Oh! Mmmm. Ah. (clears throat) 181 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:11,579 Well, there. When in Rome. (chuckling) 182 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:15,619 Now, Jeremy is heir to the Gor-Monite throne. 183 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:20,378 But there are some on our planet who would be less than happy 184 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:24,418 to see Jeremy rise to the position of Supreme Leader. 185 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,669 You get in my mouth, shrimp! 186 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,668 Really? That kid? 187 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,538 - (scoffs) Can't imagine why. - Yes. 188 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:34,418 Now, as his uncle, it is my job to keep him hidden here 189 00:09:34,419 --> 00:09:36,209 until he comes of age. 190 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:39,038 Keeping our alien identities a secret 191 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:41,418 is of the utmost importance. 192 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:46,499 However, Jeremy has certain behavioral challenges 193 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,829 that can complicate things. 194 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:51,619 Stupid thing's broken! I'm calling the police! 195 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,329 Oh, stop that! 196 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:55,329 Now, my job at the school 197 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:58,418 helps us to blend in seamlessly to Earth culture... 198 00:09:58,419 --> 00:10:01,288 (gagging, choking) 199 00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:03,580 (chuckling): Sorry. Shrimp tail. 200 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:05,999 But what it also means 201 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,878 is that I can't watch him all the time. 202 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:12,538 Now, as such, I require a good babysitter. 203 00:10:12,539 --> 00:10:14,499 Now, that is where you come in. 204 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,249 Whoa, whoa, hold up. Babysitting? 205 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,878 - That's what this is about? - Mm-hmm. 206 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,668 Sorry to say but you got the wrong kid, Swifty. 207 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:23,538 Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. 208 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,119 I have precisely the right kid. 209 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,709 Now, you may be the most fearless, 210 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:31,329 resourceful human I have ever met. 211 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,538 The way you handled yourself in the basement. 212 00:10:33,539 --> 00:10:35,959 The way you attacked Jeremy when he revealed 213 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,418 his true, admittedly hideous self. 214 00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:41,538 (chuckles) The way you nobly shielded my car 215 00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:44,668 from the droppings of those foul, vile birds. 216 00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:47,619 - Again, that's really not... - Gabbity Gab Gab... 217 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:50,579 There is something special about you. 218 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:53,919 Now, if anyone on Earth can babysit Jeremy... 219 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,000 you can. 220 00:10:57,419 --> 00:11:00,619 Wait. You want her to babysit me? 221 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,829 Yes, Jeremy. 222 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:05,250 That is literally what we've been talking about this entire time. 223 00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:08,619 No way! Humans are gross! 224 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,329 And that one smells like taquitos. 225 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,579 Hey! Taquitos are awesome! You're gross! 226 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,119 - You're gross! - Jeremy... 227 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,209 Jeremy, why don't you go and help yourself 228 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,619 to an ice cream sandwich from the freezer? 229 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,619 Free ice cream sandwich? Baller. 230 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,499 But this isn't over, human. 231 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,419 You and me are now serious frenemies. 232 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,500 So. What do you think? 233 00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:37,788 Yeah. I'm in. 234 00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:40,210 ♪ ♪ 235 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,079 Wesley! 236 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,459 Oh! Look who didn't get kicked out of school! 237 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,459 Yep. I guess I'm here to stay. 238 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,418 Speaking of which, does that club of yours 239 00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:56,499 ever talk about, like... aliens? 240 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,210 Um, only all the time. 241 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:01,878 I've never actually been able to prove 242 00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:04,038 the existence of aliens in Havensburg, though. 243 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:07,169 - Oh. - If they are here, they are super good at blending in. 244 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:11,119 - Yeah. - So, does this mean you wanna join the club? 245 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,878 - Sure. Why not? - Wait. Really? 246 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:15,459 Yeah. You seem cool. 247 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,918 And I'm starting to think this club is something I should really be a part of. 248 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:20,329 Yes! You are not gonna regret this! 249 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:23,250 ♪ ♪ 250 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,919 "Mr. Principal Swift." 251 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:30,579 So, your first name is "Principal"? 252 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,788 Yes. 253 00:12:31,789 --> 00:12:34,209 Your name is just "Principal Swift"? 254 00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:35,538 Yes, Gabby. Of course! 255 00:12:35,539 --> 00:12:38,209 How else would people know that I'm a principal? 256 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,829 Wait. So you go to the dentist... 257 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,288 Gabby, please! 258 00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:44,878 Please, we need to finish going through the rules. 259 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,329 Now, "Rules 74: 260 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:51,419 Absolutely no soda pop of any sort." 261 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:54,378 No soda? Why not? 262 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,249 Well, that was covered extensively 263 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,499 in the orientation materials I gave you. 264 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:02,039 Now, you did read the orientation materials I gave you? 265 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,169 (blows raspberry) 266 00:13:04,789 --> 00:13:06,579 Of course! I mean, who doesn't love 267 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,378 long, boring binders of instruction? 268 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,668 Exactly! 269 00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:13,418 Now, I'm holding a mandatory safety seminar for the teachers, 270 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,418 and I should be back in a few hours. 271 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:19,080 Oh, and you will need this. 272 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,038 Cool. One super old phone. 273 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:26,378 No. One incredibly powerful piece of alien technology 274 00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:29,538 to aid you in your babysitting duties. 275 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:31,878 Now, as you can see, I have disguised it 276 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,619 to seamlessly blend into Earth culture. 277 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,829 I won't waste time explaining how to use it, 278 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,619 as that was also covered extensively 279 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,918 in the orientation materials I gave you. 280 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:43,620 Now, if you'll excuse me. 281 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,919 - (buttons beeping) - (laser blasting) 282 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:52,119 Gabby, you are now responsible 283 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,119 for the future leader of an entire planet. 284 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,709 I'm placing a lot of trust in you. 285 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,538 Swifty, come on! 286 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:01,329 I got this! Everything is gonna be fine! 287 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,460 ♪ ♪ 288 00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:08,919 (belches) 289 00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:12,668 You were right. Taquitos rule. 290 00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:16,499 Told ya, kid. I got mad wisdom. 291 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,959 (phone beeping) 292 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,288 Whoa. 293 00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,878 So, what's up with your shapeshifting, huh? 294 00:14:21,879 --> 00:14:24,749 Can you just, like, change into whatever you want, or...? 295 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,329 I wish! 296 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:29,119 Gor-Mons are digestive shapeshifters, 297 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,080 which means I can only change into things I eat. 298 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,579 So you, like... ate a kid? 299 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,210 The hair of one. 300 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,418 Cool, cool. 301 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,379 (phone beeps off) 302 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:42,829 I can't believe Principal let you use that. 303 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:45,619 He never lets me do anything because he thinks I'll mess up 304 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,579 and let everyone know we're aliens. 305 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,418 You know, I've never even gone bowling. 306 00:14:50,419 --> 00:14:53,288 Or to the movies. Or a drive-thru. 307 00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,829 Seriously? You've never been to a drive-thru? 308 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:58,418 That's messed up, man. Drive-thrus rule. 309 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,119 (gritting teeth): I bet they do! 310 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:04,120 Sometimes I just wish he trusted me more, you know? 311 00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:06,079 Yeah, I know how that goes. 312 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,168 My mom doesn't really trust me, either. 313 00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:10,919 Even though I'm pretty much like the most responsible person I know. 314 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,580 (gurgling) 315 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,539 Ummm... 316 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,288 What's happening to me? 317 00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,119 Uh... probably nothing. 318 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,169 But still... 319 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,668 - Principal: Yes, Gabby? -Hey Swifty, quick question: 320 00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:33,329 Hypothetically, if Jeremy's stomach was, like, uh... 321 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,579 (groaning) 322 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:37,038 bubbling a little, what would that be all about? 323 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:40,329 Well, Jeremy assimilates the molecular structure 324 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,709 of anything he ingests. 325 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:45,079 So, if you gave him soda pop, for example, 326 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,288 it would mean that his body has absorbed 327 00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:50,209 the volatile, carbonated qualities of the drink, 328 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,119 effectively turning him into a time bomb 329 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,288 that would explode in approximately one hour, 330 00:15:54,289 --> 00:15:57,619 destroying him and anything else in a hundred-foot radius. 331 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,079 But you definitely did not give him soda pop, correct? 332 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,120 ♪ ♪ 333 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,459 You really think I'd do something that irresponsible? 334 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,499 Honestly, it's like you don't even know me at all. 335 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,460 Very well, then. I have to go. Bye-bye! 336 00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:21,038 So, don't make a whole big thing of this, but... 337 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,249 it looks like you're gonna blow up. 338 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,919 ♪ ♪ 339 00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:30,038 Okay, no need to panic. We've got like... 340 00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:32,209 Like 47 minutes to figure this out. 341 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,918 I'm gonna be okay, though, right, Gabby? 342 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,249 I mean, after I blow up? 343 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,960 Um... yeah, sure. Why not? 344 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:39,999 Bingo! Orientation materials! 345 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,460 Okay, here we go. 346 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,619 "To prevent explosion, feed your child sodium silicate, 347 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,668 "a mineral found in the soil of Zzzanzar VII, 348 00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:50,418 "some poly-dimensional light beings, 349 00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,000 and Gor-Monite breath mints." 350 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,500 Mmmm. 351 00:16:56,539 --> 00:16:58,788 That's it! Swift's always popping those weird mints! 352 00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:01,249 Baller! I'll just call him and... 353 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,999 No way, you doof! He cannot find out about this. 354 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,829 Wait. I thought we didn't want me to blow up. 355 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,460 Jeremy, do you see that mantle over there? 356 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:13,538 My whole life, my mom and sister have been 357 00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:16,039 doing these great things and getting all these awards. 358 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,249 But me? I've always just been the family screw-up. 359 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,959 But this babysitting job is my chance to do something great, too. 360 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,038 Principal Principal Swift is trusting me 361 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:28,379 with one of the most important jobs in the galaxy, 362 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,039 and I am not about to make him think I can't do it. 363 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,328 Now, let's do the responsible thing 364 00:17:33,329 --> 00:17:35,209 and go steal some breath mints. 365 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:39,038 Abdominal thrust! Abdominal thrust! 366 00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:43,499 Now, it's very important to always wear a hat. 367 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,828 You sure about this? 368 00:17:45,829 --> 00:17:49,209 No, you're right. Let's just go home and let you explode! 369 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:52,039 C'mon, trust me! I'm a wizard! 370 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,379 Wesley: Gabby? 371 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,709 Oh! Hi, Wesley! 372 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,919 What, uh... what are you doing here after school? 373 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,419 Well, I left some trash in my locker 374 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:03,038 and I gotta get to it before Dobek does, 375 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:05,078 'cause my DNA's all over that stuff. 376 00:18:05,079 --> 00:18:06,289 Mm-hmm. 377 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,788 - What are you doing here? - Me? I... I'm... 378 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,920 We're here to steal my uncle's breath mints, so I don't explode. 379 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,169 I'm Jeremy, by the way. 380 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,880 - I'm an ali... en. - (Wesley grunts) 381 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,500 Sorry, bud. Couldn't let you hear that last part. 382 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,118 Okay, now we just need a distraction 383 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,788 so we can get those min... 384 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,880 (condor screeches) 385 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,289 How would you feel about eating some dead bird? 386 00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:35,000 And one more abdominal thrust! 387 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,709 Now, that brings us to our next issue: 388 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:43,328 My automobile is currently covered in duct tape. 389 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:45,959 Can anyone give me a ride home? 390 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,078 ♪ ♪ 391 00:18:48,079 --> 00:18:49,459 (screeching) 392 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:52,078 - (teachers screaming) - Ah! I knew this day would come! 393 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,419 - (condor screeching) - Principal: You couldn't defile my vehicle, 394 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,619 so you come for me instead, eh, bird? 395 00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:59,289 Well, come at me! 396 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,459 Now, no one panic! I will establish dominance! 397 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:07,460 Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw! I'm the boss! 398 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,920 I'm the boss here! Ka-kaw! 399 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:13,539 Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw! 400 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:21,038 Ka-kaw! I'm the boss! I'm the boss here! Ka-kaw! 401 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,289 - Ahhhh! - (condor screeches) 402 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,118 (sighs) 403 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,379 - It's about time! - Sorry. 404 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,538 That guy really hates birds! 405 00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:31,880 - Did you get the mints? - Right here. 406 00:19:34,829 --> 00:19:37,078 - Gabby: Empty? - Jeremy: No mints. 407 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:38,788 (stomach gurgling) 408 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:41,380 (sighing): I'm gonna blow up. 409 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,288 You know, I'm starting to think 410 00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:46,289 you might not be a very good babysitter. 411 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,920 No. I'm a great babysitter! 412 00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:52,880 We've still got one more shot. 413 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,500 - Hey, Swifty! - Gabby, what are you... 414 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,118 (coughs) 415 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,119 (heroic music playing) 416 00:20:16,289 --> 00:20:17,670 (squeals) 417 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:21,499 - I did it! I caught food in my mouth! - Yeah! 418 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,288 Also, you're not gonna die! 419 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,669 That, too! 420 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,459 (both laughing) 421 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,119 Principal: Ahem! 422 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,249 What you two did today was completely reckless 423 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,459 and could have easily resulted in Jeremy's explosion. 424 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:38,419 However, it did not. 425 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:42,828 And you did display remarkable poise and ingenuity 426 00:20:42,829 --> 00:20:44,709 in an emergency situation, 427 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,000 which should probably count for something. 428 00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:50,829 So... am I fired? 429 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:52,919 Well, given the circumstances, 430 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,999 I think it's fair to let you off with a stern warning, 431 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,459 provided nothing like this ever... 432 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,750 ever happens again. 433 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:07,578 And you, Jeremy. That aerial attack was... 434 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,919 very convincing. 435 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:13,379 If you could convince me you were one of those winged abominations, 436 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,170 perhaps I've underestimated you. 437 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,709 And maybe to make up for that, 438 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,329 you two could pick up some drive-thru on the way home? 439 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,670 (groaning) Well, I suppose so. 440 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:27,419 - Baller. - Also, can I borrow some of your trash? 441 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,118 I sort of did something to a friend of mine 442 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:30,710 and need to make it up to him. 443 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,328 (Wesley groaning) 444 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,829 What happened? 445 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,170 "Stop asking questions." 446 00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:46,579 Trash. 447 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:48,460 Dobek. 448 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:51,789 I was right! 449 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,749 So. What do you think? 450 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,499 I figure we can put it on the mantle downstairs. 451 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,578 "Daughter of the Month"? Mom, this is incredibly lame. 452 00:22:03,579 --> 00:22:05,079 (sighs) I know. 453 00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,709 It's just that Principal Swift told me 454 00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:10,879 what a great job you did babysitting for him. 455 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,959 And I'm sorry I've been so hard on you lately. 456 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,459 I know this whole moving thing hasn't been easy. 457 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,328 Yeah, well, I suppose I probably 458 00:22:17,329 --> 00:22:18,828 could have handled things a bit better. 459 00:22:18,829 --> 00:22:22,459 It's true. But that's how we learn. 460 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,879 I'm proud of your growth, sis. 461 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,538 Thanks, Liv. 462 00:22:25,539 --> 00:22:30,210 Oh! I also... got you this. 463 00:22:36,829 --> 00:22:38,919 What? People love mugs! 464 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,078 ♪ ♪ 465 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:44,828 Principal: Thank you for coming on such short notice. 466 00:22:44,829 --> 00:22:47,879 Ah, that's what babysitting geniuses are for. 467 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,999 So, what's up? 468 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,460 ♪ ♪ 469 00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:58,329 What the...? 470 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,879 Principal: Jeremy and I aren't the only aliens 471 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,710 who need babysitting help. 472 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,619 Hi! 473 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920 Hello. 474 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,500 (water bubbling) 475 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,619 ♪ ♪ 476 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:22,420 Wow! 477 00:23:23,289 --> 00:23:26,079 One of you smells real bad. 478 00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:30,749 Next time on Gabby Duran and the Unsittables... 479 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,788 I'm Gabby, your new babysitter? 480 00:23:32,789 --> 00:23:34,078 I wanna go out in the world! 481 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,788 (screaming) 482 00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:38,209 Wesley is a good person. 483 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:41,749 But he must never discover the existence of aliens. 484 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,170 (both screaming) 35533

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