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Don't sleep.

The anesthesia will wear off in an hour.

Hang in there.

I can't take it anymore.

Still feel dopey?

If you fall asleep again,

I'll pinch your hand.

What's wrong? Too shocked to speak?

If I feel dopey,

I'll pinch you.

I'm not dopey. Why would you pinch me?

Has the drug made you silly?

Try this.

-Thank you, Mrs. He. -You're welcome.

Keeping two dogs is the same as keeping one.

It was no bother.

I think so too.

Braised Meat has put on weight under your care.

Of course!

I purposely prepare healthy food for them.

We have Australian T-bone steaks in the fridge.

We can't eat those. They are for the dogs.

Other people have grandchildren. Well, so do I.

Is there anything wrong with that?

Not a thing.

Yuan Song, here. Try this.

It's too far.

-Help yourself. -Mom.

Yes? I'll cook for you tomorrow.

Here you go.

Aren't you old enough to share?

Even if they turn 50, they're still kids to me.

Keep spoiling her.

Keep it up until she's 50.

I'll be happy to.

Just eat.

Fanxing.

Didn't you say that you went to view houses with Luming?

How was it?

Right. I haven't asked you. Do tell.

What's there to tell?

He's the one viewing the house, not me.

Each was over tens of millions.

He won't decide so soon.

Tens of millions?

The houses must be quite big.

Yes.

Where are they located?

One is by the river.

One is in the suburbs.

Jeez.

The suburbs are really far.

Is it a school district?

I don't know.

See that?

Just a few questions is enough to get under her skin.

All right. I'll stop asking.

I'll ask Luming myself.

Mom.

Why would you do that?

It would seem as though I've said something,

and you have issues on his decision about his own house.

I won't ask.

I was just saying.

Fanxing is right.

He sees you as his future mother-in-law.

Your questions are too sensitive.

-I-- -Mrs. He.

Have some fish. It's really good.

It's good, right? Eat some more then.

Look, there are no bones here.

Here, have some.

Need help?

Sure.

Here you go.

Mosquito bite?

That's right.

Don't you want to know about the dinner with my dad?

How did it go?

I took your advice and talked things out with him.

I won't eat with him again for the next few months.

Why?

My dad's ears are filled with concrete.

He won't listen to me.

I'm thinking of moving.

It's that serious?

Yes, I felt more secure when he didn't know where I lived.

Guess what he got me?

What?

He sent me a Harvard encyclopedia on business management.

And he will get more.

Such a stubborn man is hard to come by.

He's so stubborn that not even air

can get through to him.

Even rich kids have troubles too.

What a relief.

What the heck? Stop it!

Stop it!

-Hey! -Stop it!

Are you two getting back together?

Say one more word and I'll have you killed!

Look how vicious you are.

I wonder what those guys see in you.

Do you have a death wish?

-Come here! -Fanxing.

Fanxing, I'm sorry.

Fanxing.

Where are you going?

Mom!

You two are so annoying.

-Fight outside. I'm watching TV. -Mom, he always bags on me!

-Enough, Fanxing. -Stop!

-Help me, Dad! -You'll yank off his hair!

Will you do it again? Tell me!

Knock it off!

He Fanxing is really too violent.

Seriously, I've never seen her so mad.

I grew up being beaten by her.

I didn't tell you because I'm your lecturer.

It's embarrassing. Secondly, she's your boss.

I can't ruin her image.

She never hit you?

I bet she never did.

You wouldn't forget if she did.

It's so exciting.

Like instance dungeons in games that's beyond my level.

Do you still have feelings for her?

You might be mad at me,

but the fact is...

Why would I be mad?

I have no right to be mad.

What do you mean?

My current situation

is like the scene in Théodore Gudin's painting,

Loss of The East Indiaman Kent.

Is it going to capsize?

That's right, Mom!

I never knew working as a waitress was so tough.

I almost broke my arms!

That's right.

My legs hurt even more!

All that smiling almost gave me wrinkles!

Got it. I won't be a baby about it.

Uncle, my mom is asking for you.

Hello.

How did the house viewing with Fanxing go?

Well...

I think I shouldn't have brought her.

She's sensitive. She'll overthink.

Come on. That's the point!

You want not only her, but also her family to overthink.

Show them how sincere you are.

The world will be on your side.

We'll see.

It threw me off balance now.

Don't be.

Stay steady.

I don't think you should get a loan.

Buy a nicer house with full payment.

If money's an issue, I can lend some to you.

All right. That's great.

I'm working out.

I've got to go. Talk to Minmin.

All right.

I won't give Uncle trouble.

Good night, Mom.

Uncle.

Did you have a fight with Fanxing?

Why? You want us to fight?

No.

But I heard it's not good if a couple never fights.

You're like an old couple who has been together for decades.

There's no youthful passion at all.

What's wrong?

Is there only one type of relationship?

There are platonic and sexual ones.

Apparently, there are also those

who likes playing house like you.

What do you mean by playing house?

Your boyfriend only takes you out to play claw machines,

play video games, or have dinner.

On second thought,

it's not playing house,

but more like keeping a pet.

You...

Now, I'm pissed!

If you're mad, there's still hope.

Just break up with your useless boyfriend.

Wait tables at the Italian place.

Pick it up.

Or go back home.

When you're old, and you drop your chopsticks, I won't pick them up!

Buckle up.

What's wrong?

Tell me.

Are you hungry?

We can eat before hiking.

You always take me to eat. Are you feeding a pig?

Am I not?

You always eat so much.

-I'm still growing. -All right.

Take your time. What do you want to eat?

I have no appetite now!

Besides eating and having fun, can't we do something else?

What else can we do on a date?

Go to the movies?

Fine. You tell me.

Let's go to a motel!

I don't want to.

Why?

We're dating. Why can't we go to a motel?

We've just started dating.

Then, why do you casually go to motels with your exes,

but not with me?

Hiking my foot.

Are we really playing house?

Who told you I casually went to motels with my exes?

Do you think I keep changing girlfriends just to sleep around?

Don't you?

Get off the car.

I'm not in the mood today. Reflect on yourself.

It's fine if you're not.

Get off the car!

Come on. Why do you get angry so easily?

Leave.

Professor He, I'm sorry.

Let go.

I'll reflect on myself now.

I'll be on mute, okay?

I'll speak only with your permission.

Aren't we going hiking?

I love hiking.

Look, I'm wearing sports shoes.

And I brought Nongfu spring water.

With a sports cap.

When I was a kid, being a mountaineer was my dream.

Weren't you on mute?

Professor Song, welcome to Natural Beauty.

Your room is ready.

-This way, please. -Okay.

-Welcome. -Welcome.

NATURAL BEAUTY SPA FLAGSHIP STORE

Professor Song, you look tired today. Are you just finished with the set?

We'll use NB1 Brightening and Repair Essence

to restore and brighten your skin's sheen.

Song Xue, when I was on my way here,

I saw that the couple on our show today were still fighting.

We've shot too many adulterous affairs on the show lately.

It's getting old.

The audience loves it.

It's a safe and easy choice.

The only risk is the guests may fight on set.

Let's go grab a bite later. My treat.

Okay.

But you treated me last time. It'll be my treat today.

Okay.

I'll use the face lift machines to infuse essence into your skin.

Song Xue, by the way,

who is that person that has been spamming your Weibo?

Which best friend of yours was cheated on?

Sorry, can you stop for a bit and get my phone? Thank you.

Song Xue, you saw my messages. Why didn't you reply?

Did you tell your bestie about the affair? Why is her husband totally fine?

You have your own show.

Why don't you ask them to be on the show?

Shen Fanfan, your wife is pregnant with her second child! You'll be sorry!

Song Xue, this is proof of his affair.

-All right, that's it for today. -Okay.

Fatty, sorry. I have an emergency. I'll treat you next time.

Sure. Go ahead.

That was it for the facial care. I'll apply peptide emulsion now.

SHEN FANFAN

Hello.

I know!

SONG XUE

SONG XUE ONE MISSED CALL

Fanxing, are you busy?

I can't explain over the phone.

Let's meet up in a bit.

Why are you crying?

That will do, right?

Playing house?

Who has time for that?

Did you pull the nail out?

What?

I've fastened a nail on my lips.

A nail?

You meant that nail?

I've never stayed silent for such a long time.

I wanted to cry.

But if I don't speak,

will you reward me with a kiss?

What kind of reward is that?

I like you a lot.

So, of course, your kiss is a reward.

If I do something right, you'll reward me, right?

You're groveling to me. Do you know that?

I like you a lot.

That's why I grovel to you.

And you reward me.

Isn't that how it works?

When two people are together, they should be equal.

Rewarding and groveling are for a pet and its owner.

Not for lovers. Get it?

But how can we be equal?

If you're mad,

you can ignore me

and kick me out of the car.

But if I'm mad,

and I just walk away,

you won't be bothered at all.

You're older,

smarter,

and know more than I do.

As for me...

I'm bad at studying

and lazy.

I spend a lot

and eat a lot.

I'm so unattractive.

I'm sorry.

I won't kick you out if I ever get angry again.

It's my fault.

See?

I'm over 30.

But I keep doing stupid things.

I'm not as smart as you say.

And you're not as bad as you think.

If you're unattractive, why would I fall under your spell?

You fell under my spell?

Really?

You're finally falling for me?

How cute!

Why are you so cute?

You really treat me like a pet pig!

Why pig?

Tell me! Did you fall for me?

Let's eat elsewhere.

Tell me!

We're going. Sit tight.

I want one roasted chicken.

A whole chicken, not half.

Plus whipped potatoes,

a salmon salad

and a seafood pizza.

That's all.

Is it enough?

Yes, that will do. I'm on a diet.

-I want a spaghetti bolognese. -Okay.

You don't have to diet. You're not fat.

I'm good.

You're still growing, my dear.

Eat more.

We can order more later.

Okay. Where are we going later?

Canyang!

Canyang!

Come on.

What a coincidence!

That's right.

Let me introduce you.

This is my ex, He Canyang. This is my boyfriend, Binbin.

-Hello. -Is this your girlfriend?

Yes.

She's so young.

I'm not young. I'm 20 years old.

I'm Cai Minmin.

Hello. I'm Yang Dongya.

Since we ran into each other, do you mind...

-if we join you? -Of course...

-not. -Great.

Sit!

This is a great coincidence. Let's order a wine.

Their red wine is good.

Waitress!

Shantu red wine.

-Sure. -Thank you.

Cheers!

When we were together, he loved to take me hiking.

And I ended up enjoying it.

Twice. Only twice.

I used to think that hiking was tiring and boring.

And bars were more fun.

But Canyang said we can feel the changes of seasons in the mountains.

That's right.

Did you only go hiking when you were dating?

Of course not.

We went shopping, watched movies, exercised, and had picnics.

-So healthy? -Yes.

Aren't you the same?

About the same.

When I was with him, I thought he was a carnivore.

To my surprise, he's actually an innocent herbivore.

He even took me to operas and art exhibitions.

He's very thoughtful when it comes to dating.

That's why I couldn't get over him.

But you're with me now.

Yes, you're not bad too.

How did you meet?

Us?

We're neighbors and childhood friends.

But we never thought of dating.

I broke up with my ex about the same time you did.

Then, we hung out a lot.

I thought about it carefully.

Then, I realized he's the only one who doesn't think I'm chatty.

At first, it did bother me.

But I got used to it.

If you stopped, I'd feel odd.

We'll make a move first. Let's meet again.

Minmin, keep in touch.

Sure. Dongya, Binbin, bye.

Bye. Thank you for the lunch.

Bye.

You girls hit it off so fast.

We have a common topic.

Herbivore.

It's Rainbow Doll and Teddy.

What are they doing?

Drinking water, I guess.

She lives here alone. It's not easy.

She was sick and alone.

She also had to work.

I was giving her meds.

It was an accident.

An accident?

Fine. An accident.

This must have been taken by our student.

He has been into Kou.

This must be his bitter revenge.

He knows you and my wife are best friends from Weibo.

That's why he spammed you with comments.

He's so evil!

He wants to break my family apart!

So?

So, this picture is a misunderstanding?

You were kissing Kou.

Were you feeding her meds?

I can't comment on that.

Can you tell her after she gives birth?

She can't find out now!

I know it's my fault.

Can you give me another chance?

I'm begging you.

Do it for Xiaoyu's sake.

She's jobless.

How is she going to survive as a single mom?

Breaking us apart will do her no good.

No good?

No good? I'll give you a good beating!

Do you do Yang Xiaoyu any good? Any good?

Fanxing!

If you hurt me, how should I explain to Xiaoyu?

We'll go with you later!

Xiaoyu reads her Weibo every day.

You can't hide it anymore!

Professor Song is on holiday.

But what about you, Fanxing?

Why did you both come unannounced?

What happened to you?

Go get changed.

What's wrong?

Don't be crazy.

Go get changed.

You won't talk, right?

Let me help you.

Dear!

Dear, I'm sorry.

Isn't that Ms. Kou from the dance studio?

Dear.

Dear, I'm truly sorry!

I won't contact her anymore.

Mind your health.

Let go of me.

I won't.

Let go!

Don't let our problem affect the kid.

Send Peanut to your mom's place for two days.

We'll talk when you come back.

Dear, I know I was wrong.

Go now!

Have a seat.

Want a drink?

We don't want to drink. Don't bother.

We don't have much here.

There should be some drinks in the fridge.

Xiaoyu.

The person who got the photo

left many comments in Professor Song's Weibo this morning.

You must have seen them.

We're worried you'd be furious.

So, we came over to see you.

I haven't read it.

But you gave me a like.

Will Coke do?

Why are you staring at me?

I'm fine.

Someone caught my husband cheating.

I watch every episode of The Love Clinic.

This...

is nothing new.

I'm not that naive...

to believe that my husband would never cheat.

Love is wonderful.

It'd be even better...

if it never changes.

Xiaoyu.

What are you going to do?

If you file for a divorce,

the court won't approve it based on your current situation.

Separation is best.

You'll have a newborn to breastfeed.

I'm fine as long as they break up.

Life is a long journey.

And people make mistakes.

I should give him a chance.

Right?

We all make mistakes.

But is cheating when your wife is pregnant a forgivable mistake?

Does he even have a heart?

He doesn't.

He doesn't. All right?

He actually treats me very well.

He has been helping me with housework.

What do you mean by helping you?

Are you the only owner of the house?

He was making up for his guilt.

An adulterer gets his wife flowers.

Don't you watch all episodes of The Love Clinic?

There's still hope if he tries to make up for it.

Don't they go on your show to start over?

Yang Xiaoyu!

How could you still live with him?

What else can I do then?

Get a divorce?

If not?

This is her marriage.

Let her make the call.

But Xiaoyu, you can't forgive him so easily.

Cheating is easy.

If men were given the chance, they will cheat shamelessly.

Think carefully.

To get a divorce...

or to go on?

Divorce?

Why do you keep telling me to get a divorce?

You're my best friend!

You don't comfort me.

Why are you pushing me to get a divorce?

We're pushing you?

Did you even put yourself in my shoes?

I'm about to give birth!

You're telling me this now.

Didn't you consider if the news may cause me despair?

If we get a divorce while I'm jobless,

he'd get the custody of Peanut.

I'll be alone with the baby,

surviving on the alimony

that barely covers for baby formula.

Do I live off my parents?

This can be solved.

I'm different from you and Fanxing!

Are you married?

Are you unemployed like me?

Do you have kids?

You have well-paid jobs and just enjoy dating.

You're judging me with your own standards!

Divorce sounds simple to you,

but not to me!

I don't need love anymore!

I just want to raise my kids. All right?

You can say whatever you want.

I don't care if you look down on me.

You're all just judging from the sidelines!

Are you all right?

We should go.

Hey, Xiaoyu...

Xiaoyu.

I know you were just venting.

I'm not mad.

Call me if you need anything.

When people get hurt, they pull their spikes up.

But these spikes will hurt...

those who come to embrace you.

Shen Fanfan is an animal!

About this.

You and Song Xue were too impulsive.

How could you tell Xiaoyu this now?

You should wait.

Their pictures were everywhere.

We couldn't hide it.

A leopard can't change its spots.

I should have punched him previously!

I did.

That's my sister.

Enough already.

You hit him?

When did we teach you to solve problems with violence?

No matter how wrong he was, it's not your place to hit him.

He is Xiaoyu's husband, not your husband!

If Xiaoyu hits him, it'll also be against the law.

Ignorant children!

Right.

I forgot.

Mom is a volunteer law official here.

If I see him again, I'll hit him if I get the chance!

I'll just pay his medical fees.

You're still so stubborn.

Listen to me.

You and Song Xue were at fault. Got it?

But we couldn't hide it!

Even if you couldn't hide it,

you should've waited until Xiaoyu come to you!

Only after she has thought it through

will she be able to decide whether to forgive him or get a divorce.

What you did was put her on the spot and embarrass her.

Even though you're very close,

this is still their private life.

What do you know?

Are you the one to decide if she could live with it?

How do you live with a husband like that?

Live until he dies?

Considering Xiaoyu's situation,

you can't just advise her to get a divorce.

Their parents are still around.

Her kid has just gone to kindergarten.

The other is yet to be born.

Can you live on your pride?

Troublemaker.

Fine, I didn't get it.

I'm not eating.

Where are you going?

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye. See you tomorrow. -Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

You lied that you went home.

If I hadn't seen you two...

Tell me! Until when do you plan to hide it from us?

-It's my fault. -What fault?

-I shouldn't have gone hiking. -You!

I shouldn't have lied.

Cai Minmin, do you remember the vow we made?

What will happen if we lied to each other?

We'll get piles.

Serves you right!

Even God can't stand you.

I bumped into you in less than three days. Wait for your piles!

It's weird.

Why would Mr. He be attracted to you?

What's wrong with me?

Doesn't he always go for sophisticated and independent women?

Am I not independent?

Missy, you're independent?

You can't even stand on one leg for more than one minute.

Eating or putting on clothes isn't independent.

It's called self-care.

We have an equal relationship.

We're not like a pet and its owner.

Besides, he's attracted to me because I'm charming.

True enough. Men can't resist the natural charm of 20-year-old girls.

You too?

I prefer them to be 21.

Hello, Doggie.

You can't make it?

All right.

I'll figure it out.

Doggie has an interview.

-He can't cover me tomorrow. -What?

What then?

I can't do a two-person job alone tomorrow.

You're like a zombie couple who have spotted prey.

Cai Minmin.

It's time to make amends.

Ouch.

A busy work day begins.

I'm a happy Rainbow Doll today!

Subtitle translation by Cheah Fong Yee