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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:27,659 - [Zach] They think they have to 2 00:00:27,663 --> 00:00:30,423 tell you that my story is a lie. 3 00:00:30,415 --> 00:00:32,915 But in reality, every bit of this happened 4 00:00:32,918 --> 00:00:35,918 just the way you're about to see it. 5 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:50,254 (phone rings) 6 00:00:50,247 --> 00:00:52,027 - [Laura] Hi, this is Laura, leave a message. 7 00:00:52,031 --> 00:00:53,191 (answering machine beeps) 8 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,470 - Hey Laura, it's Zach. 9 00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:57,350 I'm going to the bar. 10 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,030 I was wondering if you wanna meet up for a 11 00:00:59,031 --> 00:01:02,951 drink or maybe some dinner tonight or whenever. 12 00:01:05,669 --> 00:01:06,749 Call me back. 13 00:01:08,405 --> 00:01:09,405 Los Angeles. 14 00:01:10,373 --> 00:01:13,393 Every night feels the same in Los Angeles. 15 00:01:13,389 --> 00:01:15,269 If you're a one in a million in this city, 16 00:01:15,269 --> 00:01:18,249 there's still seven more just like you. 17 00:01:18,249 --> 00:01:20,109 We're all just duplications of copies 18 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,133 of Xeroxes, each of us living proof 19 00:01:22,129 --> 00:01:25,009 that there's no one and nothing here. 20 00:01:25,008 --> 00:01:26,728 (phone rings) 21 00:01:26,728 --> 00:01:28,238 - [Mandy] Hi, it's Mandy, leave me a message. 22 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,540 (answering machine beeps) 23 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:31,980 - Hey Mandy, it's Zach. 24 00:01:31,976 --> 00:01:34,336 I'm going to the bar. 25 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:36,671 I was just wondering if you wanna meet up. 26 00:01:36,668 --> 00:01:40,908 We could get dinner or a drink tonight or tomorrow. 27 00:01:40,908 --> 00:01:43,448 Whenever you're free. 28 00:01:43,452 --> 00:01:44,292 Call me. 29 00:02:07,164 --> 00:02:09,664 (phone rings) 30 00:02:11,803 --> 00:02:12,753 - [Rebecca] Hello? 31 00:02:12,747 --> 00:02:13,947 - Hey, Rebecca? 32 00:02:13,947 --> 00:02:14,777 It's Zach. 33 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,140 - [Rebecca] Hey, Zach. 34 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:18,609 - You still wanna go see that Hieronymus Bosch exhibit? 35 00:02:18,612 --> 00:02:19,652 - [Rebecca] Sure. 36 00:02:19,651 --> 00:02:21,041 - I'm going down to the bar, I'm just wondering 37 00:02:21,035 --> 00:02:22,945 if you want to meet up for a drink tonight. 38 00:02:22,947 --> 00:02:27,107 - [Rebecca] Take me to the exhibit, we can have one after. 39 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:32,695 (dramatic acoustic guitar music) 40 00:02:39,207 --> 00:02:42,537 ♫ Jesus on the mainline 41 00:02:44,535 --> 00:02:47,865 ♫ Jesus on the mainline 42 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:53,400 ♫ Jesus on the mainline 43 00:02:55,654 --> 00:02:59,824 ♫ You can call Him up and tell Him what you want 44 00:03:01,613 --> 00:03:05,533 ♫ You can call and hurry along 45 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:10,835 ♫ You can call and hurry along 46 00:03:12,389 --> 00:03:16,309 ♫ You can call and hurry along 47 00:03:18,013 --> 00:03:22,183 ♫ You can call Him up and tell Him what you want 48 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,437 - [Rebecca] Hey! 49 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,019 I'll be right down! 50 00:03:46,525 --> 00:03:50,685 ♫ When you're sick and you can't get well 51 00:03:51,908 --> 00:03:56,078 ♫ When you're sick and you can't get well 52 00:03:57,791 --> 00:03:59,201 - [Zach] Hey there. 53 00:03:59,196 --> 00:04:00,026 - Yo. 54 00:04:04,212 --> 00:04:05,522 I'm excited. 55 00:04:05,516 --> 00:04:08,806 Been wanting to see the Bosch exhibit for weeks. 56 00:04:08,812 --> 00:04:10,762 Didn't they burn him in the end? 57 00:04:10,756 --> 00:04:11,796 - [Zach] Probably. 58 00:04:11,804 --> 00:04:15,974 They used to kill everyone that was cool, didn't they? 59 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,027 - [Voiceover] You have reached your destination. 60 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,148 - Oh man, is it a weekend? 61 00:04:23,147 --> 00:04:25,447 - Look at the line. 62 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:27,081 - [Zach] I hate lines. 63 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,643 - [Rebecca] Yeah, I don't do lines. 64 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:30,873 - [Zach] I don't wanna be around 65 00:04:30,867 --> 00:04:32,627 that many people right now. 66 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:35,677 Do you mind if we just go to the bar instead? 67 00:04:35,678 --> 00:04:39,918 - [Rebecca] Yeah, no, let's just go straight then. 68 00:04:39,918 --> 00:04:41,388 - We'll just go on the weekday 69 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,650 when it's not as crowded, you know? 70 00:04:43,654 --> 00:04:46,474 - [Voiceover] Now turn left. 71 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,590 - [Zach] That bar was like a little bubble. 72 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,200 My own private world. 73 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:53,028 (soft rock music) 74 00:04:59,701 --> 00:05:01,611 - What are you thinking about? 75 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,435 - [Zach] Huh? 76 00:05:02,438 --> 00:05:03,588 - You're just sitting there staring, 77 00:05:03,589 --> 00:05:05,649 you're not even talking to me. 78 00:05:05,645 --> 00:05:06,645 - Oh, sorry. 79 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,177 I do that sometimes. 80 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:20,019 - You could've had me tonight, 81 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,630 but instead you showed me what 82 00:05:21,629 --> 00:05:24,039 a raging alcoholic you are. 83 00:05:24,037 --> 00:05:24,997 - Really? 84 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:26,266 (chuckles) 85 00:05:26,268 --> 00:05:28,438 I didn't realize I was doing it. 86 00:05:28,444 --> 00:05:30,484 I thought if you get a girl drunk, 87 00:05:30,484 --> 00:05:33,324 that improves your chances of sex. 88 00:05:35,412 --> 00:05:37,992 - I am not even talking about sex. 89 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:39,617 - [Zach] Hmm? 90 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,290 Well what are you talking about? 91 00:05:45,536 --> 00:05:46,446 (loud thud) 92 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,577 - [Rebecca] Ow! 93 00:05:47,579 --> 00:05:49,499 - [Zach] You all right? 94 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:51,039 - [Rebecca] Nice house. 95 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:51,883 - Thanks. 96 00:05:54,322 --> 00:05:55,162 Come on. 97 00:06:02,235 --> 00:06:04,705 You want another drink? 98 00:06:04,713 --> 00:06:06,613 - Yeah, I just think it's real creepy that 99 00:06:06,609 --> 00:06:09,059 you drove me here without even asking me. 100 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:12,567 - Yeah, well I figured that was implied. 101 00:06:12,569 --> 00:06:13,989 You implied that. 102 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:16,673 - You misunderstood me. 103 00:06:16,665 --> 00:06:18,415 I have a boyfriend, I just wanted to 104 00:06:18,418 --> 00:06:21,168 see the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit. 105 00:06:23,225 --> 00:06:26,055 - Yeah, but you kissed me earlier. 106 00:06:28,192 --> 00:06:31,542 - Yeah, that happens, I just... 107 00:06:31,544 --> 00:06:35,044 Wanted to see if the Earth was gonna move. 108 00:06:37,696 --> 00:06:39,286 - And? 109 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:40,118 - And... 110 00:06:41,185 --> 00:06:42,015 It didn't. 111 00:06:43,728 --> 00:06:44,808 - Yes it did. 112 00:06:56,456 --> 00:06:57,356 What? 113 00:06:57,359 --> 00:06:59,149 - I have a boyfriend. 114 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:01,440 - (mumbles) tell me you're not alone. 115 00:07:01,442 --> 00:07:04,942 - What does that have to do with anything? 116 00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:07,482 No! 117 00:07:08,985 --> 00:07:12,565 I just told you I have a fucking boyfriend. 118 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:14,608 - Well I don't know what to do 119 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,288 here, I mean I can't rape you. 120 00:07:16,287 --> 00:07:19,707 - That's right you can't rape me, motherfucker. 121 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:20,730 No. 122 00:07:20,726 --> 00:07:22,806 - Come on, let's just go to my room and lie down. 123 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:23,638 - No. 124 00:07:23,641 --> 00:07:24,471 - Come on. 125 00:07:24,474 --> 00:07:25,314 - No, no! 126 00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:27,536 Stop it! 127 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,408 - Why? 128 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,238 - No, no! 129 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:33,548 Because I have a boyfriend! 130 00:07:35,776 --> 00:07:37,446 Take me home. 131 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,498 - I already did take you home. 132 00:07:39,498 --> 00:07:40,868 - Take me to my house! 133 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:41,952 - No! 134 00:07:41,952 --> 00:07:44,202 (laughing) 135 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,384 - Freakin' now, take me! 136 00:07:47,376 --> 00:07:50,336 - I will, I will, I will, I will, I swear to God. 137 00:07:50,343 --> 00:07:53,183 I swear to God I'll take you home. 138 00:07:54,863 --> 00:07:57,113 (laughing) 139 00:07:58,961 --> 00:07:59,791 Come here. 140 00:08:00,737 --> 00:08:01,567 Lame. 141 00:08:12,961 --> 00:08:16,861 - I don't know whether to kiss you or slap you. 142 00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:18,856 - Why don't you do both? 143 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:40,576 (car revs) 144 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:43,909 (jazzy music) 145 00:08:43,905 --> 00:08:45,395 I can't remember how many girls 146 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:47,151 I'm messing with right now, I think there's 147 00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:50,569 four and a half I know about for sure. 148 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:52,430 Why would I like Crazy Eyes more? 149 00:08:52,428 --> 00:08:54,928 (phone rings) 150 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,634 I thought I told you not to keep calling me. 151 00:09:00,634 --> 00:09:02,384 - [Latisha] I just wanna see you so bad. 152 00:09:02,378 --> 00:09:04,878 (phone rings) 153 00:09:06,738 --> 00:09:07,998 - Hello? 154 00:09:07,996 --> 00:09:11,026 - [Latisha] I wish I was in your bed. 155 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,083 I was thinking maybe you could book 156 00:09:13,081 --> 00:09:16,211 me a ticket to come visit you next weekend. 157 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:19,429 - I don't know what I'm doing next weekend. 158 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,125 I'm drunk, let me call you in the morning. 159 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,609 - [Latisha] Okay. 160 00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:24,529 I love you. 161 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:27,655 Zach? 162 00:09:28,978 --> 00:09:30,578 I love you. 163 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:31,908 - Okay, goodbye. 164 00:09:39,408 --> 00:09:41,908 (phone rings) 165 00:09:44,312 --> 00:09:45,242 Hello? 166 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,620 - I said I love you. 167 00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:48,214 - Okay, I love you. 168 00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:54,372 I'm going to sleep now, would you please stop calling me? 169 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:55,788 - [Latisha] Okay. 170 00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:06,435 (phone rings) 171 00:10:13,162 --> 00:10:14,702 Hello? 172 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,968 - [Ex] Zach, what's wrong with you, 173 00:10:15,971 --> 00:10:18,191 you were supposed to pick up your son. 174 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:19,513 - Shit. 175 00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:20,395 What day is it? 176 00:10:20,401 --> 00:10:21,951 - He's been sitting here for hours 177 00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,265 waiting for you with his backpack, 178 00:10:23,265 --> 00:10:25,755 he was so excited to see you. 179 00:10:25,761 --> 00:10:27,431 - Can I come get him right now? 180 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:29,873 - No, that's too late. 181 00:10:29,865 --> 00:10:34,025 You know what, you're not having him until Thanksgiving. 182 00:10:36,452 --> 00:10:40,352 - About Thanksgiving, I was thinking... 183 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:44,190 Maybe we could all just get together for dinner. 184 00:10:44,189 --> 00:10:45,889 Like we used to. 185 00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:48,638 - Like a family, with your mom and dad? 186 00:10:48,635 --> 00:10:50,435 - Yeah, like a family. 187 00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:53,693 - No, I don't think that's a good idea. 188 00:10:56,921 --> 00:10:58,981 - All right, see you. 189 00:10:58,981 --> 00:11:01,361 Tell him I'm sorry, okay? 190 00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,265 - Fuck you. 191 00:11:07,544 --> 00:11:10,544 (bass guitar music) 192 00:11:16,272 --> 00:11:17,722 - I need Crazy Eyes. 193 00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:19,121 - Man, shut up man, fuck that bitch, 194 00:11:19,119 --> 00:11:20,989 stop complaining about her. 195 00:11:20,991 --> 00:11:22,531 You know she drinks the most disgusting 196 00:11:22,527 --> 00:11:24,427 shit with cherries on the top. 197 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:26,121 She's ridiculous, man. 198 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,839 - What I'm gonna do is take her to dinner. 199 00:11:28,839 --> 00:11:29,669 Then... 200 00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:32,233 Oh fuck. 201 00:11:32,231 --> 00:11:35,061 (heavy breathing) 202 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,335 If I can get her to share more than 203 00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:39,833 two bottles of wine with me, she's gonna 204 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:42,461 want more, so I'll get a third bottle. 205 00:11:42,462 --> 00:11:45,462 Then I'll tell her there's a fourth bottle at my house. 206 00:11:45,462 --> 00:11:47,962 By then, she'll be on a sugar rush, 207 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,458 so she's gonna be craving a fourth bottle. 208 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,048 Then I'll just take her home-- 209 00:11:54,054 --> 00:11:56,524 - Yeah, and you'll struggle fuck her. 210 00:11:56,518 --> 00:11:58,448 - Nah, it won't be a struggle 211 00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:00,776 'cause she'll be passed out. 212 00:12:02,062 --> 00:12:04,322 I'm kidding, she won't know. 213 00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:06,392 She'll be so sweetened by the four or five 214 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:08,464 bottles of wine she'll be dying to fuck me. 215 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,558 - [Dan] Yeah, maybe. 216 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:13,382 I still say getting four or five girls all 217 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:16,698 coked up in the jacuzzi is the best plan. 218 00:12:16,698 --> 00:12:19,958 - But I gotta, I gotta have this Crazy Eyes girl. 219 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,070 - Shut up about her. 220 00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,205 - Don't know what it is about her. 221 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,210 - [Dan] God! 222 00:12:30,928 --> 00:12:32,848 - [Zach] How you doing? 223 00:12:34,824 --> 00:12:36,884 - [Rebecca] I feel like shit. 224 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:39,779 I can't even function, it gets dark so early. 225 00:12:39,775 --> 00:12:41,025 - Yeah, me too. 226 00:12:42,647 --> 00:12:44,257 I don't know if I can even handle 227 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,973 being around people right now. 228 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:50,037 - Me either, I just woke up, I haven't eaten anything. 229 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,949 I haven't even bathed in three days. 230 00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:53,781 - Well... 231 00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:56,383 What do you wanna do, you wanna maybe 232 00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,243 go get a glass of wine, some food then 233 00:12:58,239 --> 00:13:00,689 before we go to the museum? 234 00:13:00,686 --> 00:13:02,126 - Okay. 235 00:13:02,127 --> 00:13:03,287 - [Zach] Okay. 236 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,029 - Wow, you have a kid. 237 00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:11,377 - Five year old son. 238 00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:15,919 - What happened with his mom? 239 00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:21,769 - I don't know, it just didn't work out. 240 00:13:24,009 --> 00:13:27,869 - We've been drinking this wine at this table for hours. 241 00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:29,276 - Yeah, if we wanna go to the 242 00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:31,141 exhibit we should probably leave now. 243 00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:34,867 Unless you wanna just finish this one. 244 00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:36,073 - Yes! 245 00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:37,523 - Yeah? 246 00:13:37,521 --> 00:13:39,141 Well maybe we shouldn't go tonight then, 247 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:42,007 maybe we should just, we don't wanna be rushed. 248 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:44,049 - Yeah, when we go we're gonna wanna 249 00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:47,469 take our time, look at all the paintings. 250 00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:51,402 We probably don't have time tonight. 251 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,896 - Maybe we should get another bottle. 252 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,080 (chuckling) 253 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:56,906 Cheers. 254 00:13:57,763 --> 00:13:59,283 - Whoa. 255 00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:00,623 Watch it, buddy. 256 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:07,869 - [Zach] Well we can hang out again soon, right? 257 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:09,167 - [Rebecca] Will you still take me 258 00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:12,381 to the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit? 259 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,959 - [Zach] Of course. 260 00:14:21,939 --> 00:14:23,279 Bye. 261 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:25,876 This kind of thing happens to everyone. 262 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,465 Even Jesus drank wine and spent time 263 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,626 with a hooker he didn't have sex with. 264 00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:39,762 Yo. 265 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,755 Oh shit bro, don't worry. 266 00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:43,652 - Zach, sorry man. 267 00:14:43,652 --> 00:14:44,982 - It's all right. 268 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:48,010 - So I guess your five bottles of wine plan didn't work. 269 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,682 - Dude, get me a drink before this Crazy Eyes 270 00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:51,803 bitch drives me permanently insane. 271 00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:54,047 (chuckles) 272 00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,884 Oh man, oh God, I need Crazy Eyes. 273 00:15:00,715 --> 00:15:02,655 I gotta have Crazy Eyes dude, 274 00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:06,179 I mean I will die without Crazy Eyes. 275 00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:07,259 - [Dan] Yeah. 276 00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:09,743 - What's Crazy Eyes? 277 00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:12,949 I've never heard of that, can I get some? 278 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,563 - Crazy Eyes is this girl I took home 279 00:15:14,558 --> 00:15:16,448 the other night and she made out with me 280 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:17,846 and then she slapped me and then she 281 00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:20,274 talked about her boyfriend all night. 282 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,520 - And she wouldn't let him have sex with her. 283 00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:24,249 - What a tease. 284 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,864 - Yeah, and then I hung out with her again 285 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:28,392 and she wouldn't have sex with me then either. 286 00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,979 - Dude, seriously, you gotta stop over-tipping. 287 00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:33,822 - Fuck off buddy, I love you, bro. 288 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,149 - Hey Zach, have I ever told you 289 00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:40,651 that I'm a lingerie designer? 290 00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:42,144 - [Zach] No. 291 00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:43,663 - Yeah, they're selling my lingerie 292 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,413 at Barney's and Neiman Marcus and 293 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:51,428 I'm getting bigger and bigger orders. 294 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,260 - Great. 295 00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:54,838 - Maybe I should come over to your 296 00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:58,008 place and model them for you sometime. 297 00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:00,078 - Yeah, okay. 298 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,704 Hey, you know what? 299 00:16:02,703 --> 00:16:05,113 Let's get a round of shots too, what do you say? 300 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:06,191 - Sure, why not? 301 00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:07,017 - You want a shot? 302 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,170 - Yeah, definitely. 303 00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:10,382 - [Dan] Keep tipping like that, you'll get shots all night. 304 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,723 - That's Dan "the man" Drake. 305 00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:12,619 - Here you go, sweetie. 306 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,930 - [Autumn] Thank you. 307 00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:14,758 - Cheers. 308 00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:15,591 - [Zach] Cheers. 309 00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:16,824 - [Autumn] Cheers, ole. 310 00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,479 - [Dan] (laughs) Ole. 311 00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,815 - [Zach] I'd never been smart when it came to women, 312 00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:23,709 but I knew enough to say that hooking up 313 00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:25,487 with this girl would be darker than 314 00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,790 getting trapped in a coalmine. 315 00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,424 With her I'd probably wind up laying 316 00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:32,838 my head on a railroad track a little bit. 317 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:52,020 (doorbell rings) 318 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:10,020 (doorbell rings) 319 00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:18,723 (doorbell rings) 320 00:17:27,803 --> 00:17:30,483 (doorbell rings) 321 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,308 The fuck? 322 00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:38,627 - So? 323 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,360 Where's my little angel?! 324 00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,968 - Yeah. 325 00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,536 - No, I don't have him 'till Thanksgiving, mom. 326 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,132 - Well happy Thanksgiving, son. 327 00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:58,214 - Whoa, you really do need a woman's touch around here. 328 00:17:58,205 --> 00:17:59,035 - Mmmhm. 329 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,473 My mom's right, I should just 330 00:18:01,469 --> 00:18:02,829 get back with my ex-wife, then 331 00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,009 I'll only have to pay for one 332 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,823 house and one screeching bandit. 333 00:18:05,822 --> 00:18:07,452 - [Ex] The rest of your fucking family! 334 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,573 And tell your father to get-- 335 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,045 - Get in back, buddy. 336 00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,923 Get in your seat. 337 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:14,711 Yeah, go fuck yourself, honey! 338 00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:16,743 I can remember when getting that shoe she just 339 00:18:16,737 --> 00:18:18,497 chucked at me like a skillet was the 340 00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:20,323 most important thing in the world. 341 00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:21,539 - Hey dad? 342 00:18:21,543 --> 00:18:23,443 After mommy goes like that, how about 343 00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:25,939 you just punch her in the nose? 344 00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:27,603 - Well 'cause if I did that then men with 345 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:29,989 guns would come and put me in a cage. 346 00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:30,821 - Oh. 347 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:33,931 Fuck you, grandpa. 348 00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,373 Get out of here, motherfucker. 349 00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:40,369 - Where did you learn those filthy words? 350 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,069 - Mommy threw shoes at us and screamed 351 00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:46,342 you're crazy like your whole family. 352 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,184 - Oh. 353 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,620 (gun noises) 354 00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:52,866 - Are we crazy? 355 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:55,839 - (whispers) Do you understand the 356 00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:57,169 long term psychological effect 357 00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,348 of the absence of a father, 358 00:18:58,351 --> 00:19:00,461 behaving like an adult parent? 359 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,576 - Mom. 360 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,263 - You know, it's not really a religious holiday, 361 00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,823 it's more of an acknowledgment of a historical event. 362 00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,185 No matter how you feel about the 363 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:09,353 colonization of America, it did happen 364 00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:11,281 and we should acknowledge that. 365 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,089 Right, Big Chief? 366 00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:13,937 Huh? 367 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,243 Oh! 368 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,549 Oh no. 369 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:19,461 (fake coughs) 370 00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:20,815 (chuckling) 371 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,551 So we'll drop this crazy little Indian 372 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,650 off at his mama's house on our way home. 373 00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:25,904 - Okay, thanks. 374 00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,028 - You're shaking. 375 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:30,130 Your hand's been shaking like 376 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,217 a 90 year old's all day. 377 00:19:32,222 --> 00:19:34,152 You always shake when you've been drinking. 378 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:38,150 - [Zach] I haven't been drinking that much, mom. 379 00:19:45,694 --> 00:19:47,674 - You drunk drive like a faggot. 380 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,249 - [Dan] Oh shut up. 381 00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:52,367 - [Autumn] Hey Zach! 382 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,755 - Hey man, guess who I brought? 383 00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:59,017 - Yeah, well thanks, these are my parents. 384 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:01,371 - [Dan] Oh, guess we must... 385 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,866 This is definitely the wrong house, sorry. 386 00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:07,793 - Hi, Dan Drake. 387 00:20:09,924 --> 00:20:11,174 - [Rebecca] Oof! 388 00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:13,122 - You're at the right house, we were just leaving. 389 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,014 - Yes, come on, hun. 390 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,133 Let's go. 391 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,620 You take care, son. 392 00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,308 - Hey, thanks for dinner. 393 00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:20,217 - I'm okay. 394 00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,584 - It was nice. 395 00:20:22,578 --> 00:20:23,408 - Bye, buddy. 396 00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:24,801 - Have a good night. 397 00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,992 Happy Thanksgiving. 398 00:20:26,986 --> 00:20:30,066 - Come on, come on, (mumbles). 399 00:20:30,074 --> 00:20:30,914 Come on. 400 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:35,874 (upbeat acoustic guitar music) 401 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:45,168 (muffled chatter) 402 00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:52,851 - So what's your sign, Daniel? 403 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,571 - [Dan] I'm a Scorpio. 404 00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:55,399 - Scorpio? 405 00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,242 - Yeah. 406 00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:57,325 - I love Scorpios. 407 00:20:57,332 --> 00:20:58,462 - Really? 408 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,300 - Both of the loves of my life were Scorpios. 409 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,130 - No shit. 410 00:21:07,044 --> 00:21:09,354 - My bikini looks good here. 411 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,180 - Yeah. 412 00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:11,173 - [Autumn] Right? 413 00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:12,124 - Yeah, nice. 414 00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:14,444 - [Autumn] Zach, can I do my photoshoot in your house? 415 00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:15,284 - Sure. 416 00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:19,724 - Oh shit! 417 00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:22,662 Fuck. 418 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,366 Oh no, I have to put this back together. 419 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,418 - Do you need some help, or-- 420 00:21:25,424 --> 00:21:28,504 - No, Rebecca, can you come inside please? 421 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,224 - [Rebecca] Yeah, sure. 422 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:32,824 I need a drink anyway. 423 00:21:32,816 --> 00:21:34,146 - [Autumn] Fuck. 424 00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:43,164 - That's some fancy underwear. 425 00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:44,319 - Yeah, if she had told me her 426 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,550 lingerie dissolved in water, 427 00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,441 I would have invested immediately. 428 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,359 - [Dan] No shit, right? 429 00:21:50,495 --> 00:21:51,905 She's pretty hot, huh? 430 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,411 - Yeah, she's hot. 431 00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:58,744 - So what were you saying to Zach? 432 00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:02,386 - What? 433 00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:03,711 - I saw you talking to him and he 434 00:22:03,711 --> 00:22:05,601 said you were saying crazy things to him. 435 00:22:05,598 --> 00:22:08,248 I wanna know what you were saying. 436 00:22:08,254 --> 00:22:10,984 - I wasn't saying crazy things to Zach. 437 00:22:10,982 --> 00:22:13,212 Zach was saying crazy things to me. 438 00:22:13,214 --> 00:22:14,214 - Like what? 439 00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:18,750 - Whatever, he's a total scumbag type of guy. 440 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,750 He is cute though, I could see why you like him. 441 00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,480 - Hey hey, little aardvarks. 442 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,879 - I have to pee. 443 00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:35,959 - I wish I could disappear without having to go outside. 444 00:22:40,363 --> 00:22:42,533 - I'll meet you out there. 445 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,373 - My plan was going perfect except for the fact 446 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,991 that we're gonna die before these bitches shut up. 447 00:22:55,987 --> 00:22:58,107 (laughing) 448 00:22:58,111 --> 00:22:58,941 Kampai. 449 00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:08,583 - (laughs) Shut the fuck up. 450 00:23:08,575 --> 00:23:10,065 You sure this isn't meth? 451 00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:13,850 - Yeah man, it's good coke like always. 452 00:23:13,854 --> 00:23:15,554 I'll see you in a minute. 453 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:16,880 - Okay, see you. 454 00:23:17,806 --> 00:23:20,556 (dramatic music) 455 00:23:26,358 --> 00:23:28,038 (urinating) 456 00:23:28,038 --> 00:23:29,368 - Hey. 457 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,616 - Hey yourself. 458 00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:45,316 - [Rebecca] No no no. 459 00:23:45,317 --> 00:23:47,277 Yes yes yes yes. 460 00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:48,107 No no no. 461 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:49,955 Yes. 462 00:23:58,325 --> 00:23:59,555 Don't. 463 00:23:59,557 --> 00:24:02,337 This is my butt, that's your butt. 464 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,951 You're wearing expensive underwear and I'm not. 465 00:24:04,952 --> 00:24:06,402 - These aren't expensive? 466 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:09,221 - No, mine are working class. 467 00:24:09,224 --> 00:24:12,214 - Well I like your little working class ass. 468 00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:14,490 - Where's Autumn and Dan Drake at? 469 00:24:14,488 --> 00:24:16,908 - I don't think they're coming back. 470 00:24:16,912 --> 00:24:18,062 Come here. 471 00:24:18,061 --> 00:24:19,201 - No. 472 00:24:19,197 --> 00:24:22,177 - (laughs) Come on. 473 00:24:22,182 --> 00:24:23,022 Whatever. 474 00:24:35,534 --> 00:24:37,414 - No, I can't. 475 00:24:37,407 --> 00:24:40,347 I don't (mumbles) for anything, I'm too drunk. 476 00:24:40,350 --> 00:24:43,680 I'm like a drunk robot with no feelings. 477 00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:47,043 (grunts) 478 00:25:15,345 --> 00:25:17,505 (moaning) 479 00:25:20,905 --> 00:25:21,735 Ow. 480 00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:23,671 Ow, fuck. 481 00:25:28,633 --> 00:25:30,053 I need something. 482 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,121 Do you have some Vicodin? 483 00:25:37,616 --> 00:25:41,776 - So we're finally gonna go to the Bosch exhibit today? 484 00:25:48,192 --> 00:25:50,782 Forgot how much I like to cook. 485 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,098 I used to cook so much for my ex-wife that... 486 00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:56,556 (phone rings) 487 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,140 Speak of the devil. 488 00:26:03,056 --> 00:26:04,126 Hello? 489 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,417 - [Ex] Hey. 490 00:26:05,423 --> 00:26:07,583 I'm sorry about the other day. 491 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,470 I'm just having a really hard time 492 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,518 dealing with the holidays by myself. 493 00:26:11,524 --> 00:26:14,014 - What about that surfer guy you were going with? 494 00:26:14,012 --> 00:26:16,082 - [Ex] He moved out. 495 00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:17,674 - You're single again? 496 00:26:17,668 --> 00:26:18,498 - Yeah. 497 00:26:20,508 --> 00:26:23,398 And I'm having a really hard time. 498 00:26:23,396 --> 00:26:25,866 - Yeah, I know the feeling. 499 00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:28,878 - I need a little bit more money. 500 00:26:28,884 --> 00:26:30,174 You stopped giving me as much 501 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,971 because he was living with me, right? 502 00:26:32,971 --> 00:26:35,661 - Yeah, I think that had something to do with it. 503 00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:38,389 - I live alone again and I was wondering if 504 00:26:38,387 --> 00:26:42,277 you can give me as much as you gave me before. 505 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:44,145 - I guess so. 506 00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:46,747 - Well can you call your lawyers? 507 00:26:46,747 --> 00:26:48,977 I really don't wanna talk to them anymore. 508 00:26:48,979 --> 00:26:50,619 - Yeah, fine. 509 00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:51,959 - [Ex] Thank you. 510 00:26:51,963 --> 00:26:53,583 - How's the little guy? 511 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:54,578 - He's okay. 512 00:26:56,091 --> 00:26:57,541 I gave his dog away. 513 00:26:57,539 --> 00:26:59,029 - I thought we agreed that you'd 514 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,594 take the dog to obedience school. 515 00:27:01,594 --> 00:27:03,674 - [Ex] Yeah, but I just figured that if I get 516 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:06,436 him another one right away it's gonna be fine. 517 00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:09,562 - That's one way to look at it. 518 00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:11,888 I gotta go, I got something on the stove. 519 00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:13,347 - [Ex] Okay, bye. 520 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:14,920 - [Zach] Every time I hang up the phone 521 00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:16,458 I know she's about to eat some vegan bread and 522 00:27:16,461 --> 00:27:20,601 then fuck some surfer dude with a ponytail. 523 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:21,818 So you still wanna go to the 524 00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:24,571 Hieronymus Bosch exhibit tonight? 525 00:27:30,509 --> 00:27:33,429 - I might be in love with somebody else. 526 00:27:33,429 --> 00:27:35,099 His name's Vladimir. 527 00:27:35,101 --> 00:27:37,621 I think I'm in love with him. 528 00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:39,101 I'm gonna check. 529 00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:40,351 I should check. 530 00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:42,867 - Oh yeah? 531 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,533 How you gonna do that? 532 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:49,873 - Well first I'm going to shave my legs. 533 00:27:53,869 --> 00:27:56,649 Then I'm gonna shave my whole body. 534 00:27:56,652 --> 00:27:59,652 Then I'm going to drive to his place 535 00:28:02,355 --> 00:28:05,675 and I'm going to knock on the door. 536 00:28:05,679 --> 00:28:07,429 I'm gonna sit on the couch and then 537 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:10,103 I'm just gonna see what happens. 538 00:28:12,665 --> 00:28:15,075 - When are you gonna do this? 539 00:28:16,385 --> 00:28:17,985 - Right now. 540 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:20,490 (jazzy music) 541 00:28:30,082 --> 00:28:32,472 - [Dan] I fucked the hell out of that girl, dude. 542 00:28:32,466 --> 00:28:34,746 I fucked the hell out of her! 543 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:36,906 Brought her up to the park with the grass, 544 00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:38,273 you know, the jacket on the grass, 545 00:28:38,273 --> 00:28:39,973 laid her down on the jacket. 546 00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,390 Fucking went to town, dude. 547 00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:42,865 Went to fucking town, I was putting 548 00:28:42,865 --> 00:28:46,475 red welts on her ass, she's calling me daddy. 549 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,630 Classy, I mean my plan worked, bro. 550 00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:52,003 - That was not classy, man. 551 00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:54,241 All they want is money, those girls. 552 00:28:54,241 --> 00:28:57,081 I mean they drive me crazy, they're insane. 553 00:28:57,081 --> 00:28:58,581 Everybody's crazy. 554 00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:01,265 We're crazy. 555 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,353 You're fucking crazy. 556 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,922 - I love 'em all, man. 557 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,210 I love 'em all. 558 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,628 - [Zach] What, you love all what? 559 00:29:08,632 --> 00:29:09,792 - Girls man, I just wanna fuck 560 00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:12,632 'em all, I wanna fuck whole towns! 561 00:29:13,592 --> 00:29:15,662 - I suck at this game. 562 00:29:15,664 --> 00:29:16,934 Not playing this anymore. 563 00:29:16,928 --> 00:29:18,598 I gotta make a call. 564 00:29:23,552 --> 00:29:26,052 - [Dan] Hey, folks, what's up? 565 00:29:28,831 --> 00:29:31,331 (phone rings) 566 00:29:35,285 --> 00:29:36,115 - Hello? 567 00:29:36,118 --> 00:29:37,608 - [Zach] Hi. 568 00:29:37,613 --> 00:29:39,373 I wanted to talk to you about something, 569 00:29:39,366 --> 00:29:41,116 I wanted to see if... 570 00:29:44,045 --> 00:29:46,655 You want to get together sometime? 571 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:49,081 Just the two of us, you know? 572 00:29:50,017 --> 00:29:52,297 Have dinner or something? 573 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:54,190 - Are you drunk? 574 00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:55,768 - Not really. 575 00:29:55,773 --> 00:30:00,253 - [Rebecca] Well it sounds like you've been drinking. 576 00:30:00,252 --> 00:30:02,672 - Well you wanna have dinner? 577 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,928 - I'm sorry, Zach. 578 00:30:11,591 --> 00:30:12,421 - Okay. 579 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,173 - [Rebecca] I'm sorry. 580 00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:22,925 - It's okay. 581 00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:29,257 (police sirens wailing) 582 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:33,341 (dramatic acoustic guitar music) 583 00:30:37,228 --> 00:30:40,848 Money is a medium that can be exchanged for services. 584 00:30:40,853 --> 00:30:42,603 It has no real value. 585 00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:46,242 Really, it's just paper. 586 00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:48,743 One day it will all good poof. 587 00:30:50,403 --> 00:30:53,993 - You gave one, two, $300 for those drinks. 588 00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:07,445 - All of you can kiss my ass and suck my dick. 589 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:08,480 - [Voiceover] Dude. 590 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:11,775 - [Zach] You heard me, suck my fucking dick. 591 00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:14,093 Give me more shots, bro. 592 00:31:14,094 --> 00:31:15,754 And get the fuck outta here Bob. 593 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,060 I don't need you looming over me. 594 00:31:19,062 --> 00:31:22,902 - You are (mumbles) it today. 595 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:29,034 - [Zach] Would I know if I was in Hell? 596 00:31:30,032 --> 00:31:33,782 Or would things just start looking like Hell? 597 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:38,446 It was all red at the bar that night. 598 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:40,118 And full of whorees. 599 00:31:41,864 --> 00:31:44,864 I caught the reflection of a Kraken, 600 00:31:47,397 --> 00:31:51,827 up from the deep, out of the corner of my eye. 601 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,516 Give me another beer and another shot. 602 00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:54,952 - Whoa, don't talk to me like a 603 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,964 dog when I'm serving you, bro. 604 00:31:57,955 --> 00:31:59,865 - Give me a fucking beer, bro! 605 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,934 - [Dan] You've had enough beer. 606 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:04,910 - Fucking I knew it. 607 00:32:04,914 --> 00:32:06,934 You guys don't love me. 608 00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:09,150 Nobody, neither of you guys love me, 609 00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:12,515 fucking all you want is my fucking money. 610 00:32:12,521 --> 00:32:16,641 You're trying to get me killed Bob, right? 611 00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,291 Huh? 612 00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:20,699 - Take the night off, drive him home, give him 613 00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:23,397 his medication, he's obviously freaking out. 614 00:32:23,401 --> 00:32:26,101 - [Zach] Nobody's taking me home and drugging me! 615 00:32:26,097 --> 00:32:27,337 - Dude, you know what, he's right. 616 00:32:27,337 --> 00:32:29,387 You obviously have had too much to drink. 617 00:32:29,385 --> 00:32:30,965 I'm gonna call you a cab, you're gonna go home, 618 00:32:30,969 --> 00:32:32,779 and you're gonna sleep it off, okay? 619 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,284 - You don't love me. 620 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,110 - We-- 621 00:32:35,113 --> 00:32:36,493 - You don't fucking love me. 622 00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:37,779 Give me another beer. 623 00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:38,607 - [Dan] No. 624 00:32:38,610 --> 00:32:40,260 - Dan is your best friend, you have another 625 00:32:40,264 --> 00:32:41,854 beer that you're squeezing in your hand 626 00:32:41,848 --> 00:32:44,748 right there, and nobody is trying to kill you. 627 00:32:44,752 --> 00:32:46,362 - [Zach] Fuck you, man! 628 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,190 - Oh really? 629 00:32:47,193 --> 00:32:50,783 - Fuck, you're on Viagra, and Dan Drake sells cocaine! 630 00:32:50,776 --> 00:32:52,146 - What the fuck? 631 00:32:52,152 --> 00:32:52,992 Chill! 632 00:32:52,985 --> 00:32:54,285 (glass shatters) 633 00:32:54,285 --> 00:32:56,175 - [Bob] Stop it, stop it! 634 00:32:56,179 --> 00:32:57,389 (glass shatters) 635 00:32:57,388 --> 00:32:58,768 That's it, that's enough. 636 00:32:58,771 --> 00:32:59,991 - Get outta here! - That's enough. 637 00:32:59,989 --> 00:33:00,899 - [Zach] Let go of me! 638 00:33:00,904 --> 00:33:02,194 - [Bob] Come on, get outta here. 639 00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:03,777 - Fucking assholes! 640 00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:06,611 - [Dan] Wait out here for the cab. 641 00:33:08,013 --> 00:33:10,433 (door slams) 642 00:33:16,837 --> 00:33:18,237 - [Zach] I feel like I'm swinging 643 00:33:18,244 --> 00:33:21,974 high up in the rigging of a tossing ship. 644 00:33:21,972 --> 00:33:23,562 I must've been hit. 645 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:29,020 I must've been beaten up, but I don't remember it. 646 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:31,450 Why can't I wake up? 647 00:33:31,453 --> 00:33:33,203 I need another drink. 648 00:33:34,284 --> 00:33:36,524 I need another drink. 649 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:40,306 I tried to drown the monsters, but they learned to swim. 650 00:33:40,308 --> 00:33:42,848 (mumbles) serpents. 651 00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,423 Crazy Eyes. 652 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:47,500 (toy dinosaur roars) 653 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:50,903 - Dad, wake up. 654 00:33:51,827 --> 00:33:53,437 Let's fight monsters. 655 00:33:53,443 --> 00:33:55,733 (toy dinosaur roars) 656 00:33:55,731 --> 00:33:56,821 Wake up. 657 00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:58,799 Fight monsters. 658 00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:01,845 - Sorry buddy, I can't fight monsters right now. 659 00:34:01,851 --> 00:34:02,851 - [Max] Why? 660 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:07,470 - Because I'm just too tired to fight these monsters. 661 00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:09,217 - Dad, what happened? 662 00:34:14,714 --> 00:34:17,564 - I guess I was already fighting monsters. 663 00:34:17,562 --> 00:34:20,112 Maybe that's why I'm so tired. 664 00:34:20,114 --> 00:34:21,284 - Did you win? 665 00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,790 - [Zach] Not quite. 666 00:34:24,787 --> 00:34:28,287 - We should fight them together, dad. 667 00:34:28,290 --> 00:34:29,120 Wake up. 668 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:32,220 - Go play with your nanny. 669 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,310 (dramatic music) 670 00:34:48,707 --> 00:34:50,727 Did you beat me up last night? 671 00:34:50,732 --> 00:34:51,652 - [Dan] No. 672 00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:56,932 - Well what happened to my arm and my chest? 673 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:58,810 - What happened is you're batshit crazy 674 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:01,966 and you beat the fuck out of yourself. 675 00:35:03,592 --> 00:35:05,562 - Okay, I believe you. 676 00:35:05,556 --> 00:35:06,556 - Thank you. 677 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,890 - I only had nine drinks. 678 00:35:14,809 --> 00:35:17,309 - A beer and a shot nine times? 679 00:35:17,306 --> 00:35:18,716 That's 18 drinks. 680 00:35:20,706 --> 00:35:21,536 - Oh man. 681 00:35:23,426 --> 00:35:26,836 - Your mom says you're drinking too much. 682 00:35:32,211 --> 00:35:33,541 Sign right here. 683 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:36,389 How's the kid? 684 00:35:37,531 --> 00:35:38,361 - Good. 685 00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,015 - [Voiceover] How many thousands of dollars' 686 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:46,418 worth of cereal can a kid that age really eat? 687 00:35:46,419 --> 00:35:48,269 When women like your ex get divorced, 688 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,346 they think they're gonna become bag ladies. 689 00:35:50,354 --> 00:35:51,824 She's not gonna become a bad lady, 690 00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:55,988 she'll always find someone to buy her a $1,500 handbag. 691 00:35:58,186 --> 00:35:59,186 - That's it. 692 00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:02,786 - [Voiceover] That's it. 693 00:36:07,594 --> 00:36:08,874 - Oh no, don't worry about it. 694 00:36:08,874 --> 00:36:10,034 - Nah, I mean come on. 695 00:36:10,025 --> 00:36:11,675 - No I'm serious, your money's no good here. 696 00:36:11,681 --> 00:36:12,831 Call me in the morning, let's go for 697 00:36:12,825 --> 00:36:14,735 a run if you can still handle it, all right? 698 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,967 - Okay, I'm down. 699 00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:18,529 Suddenly I felt like a normal guy 700 00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:19,880 just having a drink with my buddies 701 00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,301 and waiting on my sweetheart. 702 00:36:24,089 --> 00:36:26,259 (moaning) 703 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,283 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 704 00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:40,992 Yeah, yeah, pull back! 705 00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:48,126 (gentle acoustic guitar music) 706 00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:13,271 (vomiting) 707 00:37:18,262 --> 00:37:19,172 - Heads up. 708 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,167 Crazy Eyes, six o'clock. 709 00:37:24,973 --> 00:37:28,203 - So did you shave your whole body? 710 00:37:28,197 --> 00:37:30,787 - No, I chickened out. 711 00:37:30,788 --> 00:37:34,158 I went home and got drunk instead. 712 00:37:34,156 --> 00:37:35,566 - Sounds healthy. 713 00:37:36,444 --> 00:37:37,844 - Mmmhm. 714 00:37:37,844 --> 00:37:39,764 - Let me buy you a drink. 715 00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:40,586 Dan! 716 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:48,214 - [Rebecca] Did we have sex last night? 717 00:37:50,124 --> 00:37:52,744 - [Zach] No, are you joking? 718 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:53,569 - No. 719 00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,920 - You made me stop. 720 00:37:58,918 --> 00:38:00,538 - [Rebecca] Oh. 721 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:01,979 - [Zach] Yeah. 722 00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:02,809 - Sorry. 723 00:38:03,691 --> 00:38:05,771 - [Zach] Yeah, it's okay. 724 00:38:07,563 --> 00:38:08,403 Whatever. 725 00:38:11,171 --> 00:38:13,671 (phone rings) 726 00:38:18,611 --> 00:38:19,671 Hello? 727 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:21,997 - Zach, I'm in the hospital. 728 00:38:22,917 --> 00:38:25,207 Your father's had a stroke. 729 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:27,960 (dramatic music) 730 00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,542 - How's he doing? 731 00:38:35,538 --> 00:38:38,008 - [Voiceover] They think he's gonna be all right. 732 00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,800 I found him crawling around on the kitchen 733 00:38:39,802 --> 00:38:43,052 floor vomiting and speaking in tongues. 734 00:38:47,802 --> 00:38:50,392 (techno music) 735 00:38:59,074 --> 00:39:01,724 - These margaritas are okay, but my uncle 736 00:39:01,721 --> 00:39:03,591 owns this bar in the valley and he 737 00:39:03,585 --> 00:39:06,415 makes the best margarita mix ever. 738 00:39:07,361 --> 00:39:09,101 He's world famous for it. 739 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:09,977 - Really? 740 00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:11,387 - [Autumn] Mmmhm. 741 00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:16,453 My God, Zach, I have totally got to get you some. 742 00:39:16,450 --> 00:39:19,120 I mean you would really love it. 743 00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:23,917 - Yeah, I like margaritas too. 744 00:39:26,288 --> 00:39:27,928 - Yeah, you can tell a lot about 745 00:39:27,928 --> 00:39:30,428 a person from what they drink. 746 00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:39,680 - Get off of me. 747 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,980 - No. 748 00:39:40,984 --> 00:39:42,324 - Get off of me. 749 00:39:46,903 --> 00:39:51,073 You can't unless you choke me until I'm unconscious. 750 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,267 - Will you let me fuck you if I 751 00:39:54,271 --> 00:39:57,531 choke you until you're unconscious? 752 00:39:57,534 --> 00:39:59,054 - That's the only way. 753 00:39:59,046 --> 00:39:59,876 - Okay. 754 00:40:01,992 --> 00:40:06,162 Turn on your side so it doesn't hurt you when I do it. 755 00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:16,541 (coughing) 756 00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:24,909 Aw, we're wasted. 757 00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:27,026 (coughing) 758 00:40:27,026 --> 00:40:28,606 This is a bad idea. 759 00:40:29,706 --> 00:40:32,606 What if you didn't wake up? 760 00:40:32,608 --> 00:40:34,258 (gasps) 761 00:40:34,256 --> 00:40:35,086 - Fuck. 762 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,470 - Oh God. 763 00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:39,701 - Oh God. 764 00:40:41,602 --> 00:40:44,442 - (groans) Fuck, I'm so hungover. 765 00:40:44,439 --> 00:40:47,539 - I'm not even hungover, I'm still drunk. 766 00:40:47,543 --> 00:40:50,553 I slept in my contacts and my eyes are all goopy, 767 00:40:50,552 --> 00:40:54,302 and fuck, my whole day is wasted, I'm wasted. 768 00:40:59,076 --> 00:41:01,576 - So what are you doing today? 769 00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:05,837 - Nothing. 770 00:41:05,836 --> 00:41:10,766 We slept until four in the afternoon and I'm still drunk. 771 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,362 - Maybe we could finally catch 772 00:41:12,363 --> 00:41:14,863 that Hieronymus Bosch exhibit. 773 00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:24,851 - [Rebecca] Stop trying to grab my hair and ride me. 774 00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:25,841 - [Zach] Woo woo! 775 00:41:25,835 --> 00:41:26,795 - [Rebecca] Let go of me. 776 00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:27,803 - [Zach] Yeehaw! 777 00:41:27,804 --> 00:41:29,724 - [Rebecca] Get off me! 778 00:41:31,705 --> 00:41:33,365 - Zach's rich right? 779 00:41:35,573 --> 00:41:37,323 - Yeah, yeah, he's... 780 00:41:39,053 --> 00:41:40,643 He's a millionaire. 781 00:41:42,637 --> 00:41:45,787 - [Autumn] I wish I could just be Zach's wife. 782 00:41:45,789 --> 00:41:46,829 - [Voiceover] Whenever you're ready. 783 00:41:46,829 --> 00:41:48,329 - [Dan] Thank you. 784 00:41:50,941 --> 00:41:52,191 I got this one. 785 00:41:53,997 --> 00:41:58,157 - Leave a big tip 'cause I plan on coming back here. 786 00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:01,672 - [Voiceover] Turn left in 300 yards. 787 00:42:01,668 --> 00:42:03,978 - Hey, what are you doing, I said go straight. 788 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,290 Why are you listening to that bitch again? 789 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:08,242 - I'm just trying to go to the bar. 790 00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:09,296 - [Rebecca] Well take your pick, 791 00:42:09,301 --> 00:42:12,811 you wanna listen to that bitch or to me? 792 00:42:12,812 --> 00:42:15,242 (chuckles) 793 00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:16,644 - [Zach] I don't know. 794 00:42:16,644 --> 00:42:19,554 (phone rings) 795 00:42:19,548 --> 00:42:21,058 - What? 796 00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:22,949 - [Voiceover] Hey baby, what are you doing? 797 00:42:22,948 --> 00:42:25,748 - Zach was just taking me to the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit, 798 00:42:25,747 --> 00:42:27,077 but now we're just gonna go to 799 00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:29,914 the bar and get drunk instead. 800 00:42:29,908 --> 00:42:32,838 - This guy is a total dick. 801 00:42:32,835 --> 00:42:35,555 You tell him that I'm gonna kick his fucking ass. 802 00:42:35,563 --> 00:42:37,443 (giggles) 803 00:42:37,443 --> 00:42:40,363 - [Rebecca] I'm not gonna tell him that. 804 00:42:40,355 --> 00:42:42,265 I'll talk to you later. 805 00:42:44,819 --> 00:42:46,069 - Who was that? 806 00:42:48,412 --> 00:42:52,832 - My boyfriend, he says he's gonna kick your ass. 807 00:42:52,826 --> 00:42:54,656 That's all, no biggie. 808 00:42:57,186 --> 00:42:59,346 Don't worry about a thing. 809 00:43:08,717 --> 00:43:10,717 - I think mold did this. 810 00:43:12,061 --> 00:43:15,141 I think even here there's black mold. 811 00:43:21,805 --> 00:43:22,635 - Zach. 812 00:43:25,484 --> 00:43:26,324 Zach. 813 00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:29,560 Oh, there you are. 814 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:37,292 Hey, let's get out of this fucking place. 815 00:43:37,292 --> 00:43:38,542 This bed sucks. 816 00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:44,650 I'm tied down. 817 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:46,650 Why, why am I tied down? 818 00:43:48,556 --> 00:43:51,006 What is this place, Thailand? 819 00:43:51,011 --> 00:43:55,011 - Dad, you had a stroke, you're in the hospital. 820 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:58,749 - Really? 821 00:43:58,754 --> 00:43:59,594 - Yeah. 822 00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:06,826 - Was it bad? 823 00:44:09,301 --> 00:44:11,131 - Well it wasn't good. 824 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,493 - There's a lump behind me. 825 00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,415 There's something behind me. 826 00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:19,571 - It's a tube, they put a tube in your back. 827 00:44:19,565 --> 00:44:21,915 - I think it's a dead body. 828 00:44:21,924 --> 00:44:24,874 Yeah, they got me tied to a dead body. 829 00:44:24,869 --> 00:44:27,129 Your mother did this to me. 830 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:30,222 (toy dinosaur roars) 831 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:38,050 - Godzilla isn't real, but God is. 832 00:44:38,924 --> 00:44:40,674 - [Zach] Who told you that? 833 00:44:40,668 --> 00:44:41,918 - I don't know. 834 00:44:45,396 --> 00:44:47,156 - Who told you God is real? 835 00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:50,884 - No one dad, no one told me that God is real. 836 00:44:50,884 --> 00:44:52,664 - Okay, good. 837 00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:54,249 'Cause it's not true. 838 00:44:54,252 --> 00:44:57,702 - I know, but many people believe it is. 839 00:44:57,699 --> 00:45:00,999 - [Zach] Yeah, but many people are stupid. 840 00:45:00,995 --> 00:45:01,985 Okay? 841 00:45:01,987 --> 00:45:02,957 You know that? 842 00:45:02,956 --> 00:45:03,786 - Yeah. 843 00:45:04,843 --> 00:45:07,263 (rock music) 844 00:45:27,654 --> 00:45:30,494 (playful humming) 845 00:45:33,644 --> 00:45:35,964 (phone rings) 846 00:45:35,963 --> 00:45:38,193 - Is that your son's mom? 847 00:45:38,187 --> 00:45:39,347 - No, Latisha. 848 00:45:41,091 --> 00:45:45,001 - Ugh, psycho ex-girlfriend, even worse. 849 00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:48,493 - Yeah, I'm not gonna answer it. 850 00:45:48,491 --> 00:45:51,961 - Why don't you just turn your phone off? 851 00:45:51,962 --> 00:45:54,362 - Can't, what if it's an emergency with my son? 852 00:45:54,362 --> 00:45:55,882 My dad's in the ICU. 853 00:45:55,882 --> 00:45:58,382 (phone rings) 854 00:46:00,418 --> 00:46:02,258 - She's fucking crazy! 855 00:46:02,258 --> 00:46:03,658 - I know. 856 00:46:03,658 --> 00:46:06,158 (phone rings) 857 00:46:08,178 --> 00:46:09,768 - [Voiceover] You can't just show up here and 858 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:12,130 fuck me whenever you want and them just leave. 859 00:46:12,130 --> 00:46:13,730 - I love this show. 860 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,510 (laughing) 861 00:46:16,514 --> 00:46:19,014 (phone rings) 862 00:46:23,138 --> 00:46:25,308 - We might need an escape. 863 00:46:26,281 --> 00:46:28,941 - You wanna go get a drink? 864 00:46:28,937 --> 00:46:31,097 - Yeah, sounds good. 865 00:46:31,097 --> 00:46:34,257 - Let's to go the bar, I need a drink. 866 00:46:35,995 --> 00:46:36,825 Psycho. 867 00:46:39,689 --> 00:46:41,739 Hey I gotta pee, will you order me a Rebecca? 868 00:46:41,737 --> 00:46:42,567 - Okay. 869 00:46:50,632 --> 00:46:53,112 - Zach my man, hey, what's happening, bro? 870 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,010 - [Zach] Plenty. 871 00:46:54,014 --> 00:46:55,244 - Hey, Latisha's been calling me 872 00:46:55,238 --> 00:46:57,608 burning up the phone lines asking about you. 873 00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,226 Girl's crazy dude, she's driving me nuts. 874 00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:02,090 - Crazy Eyes needs a vanilla Stoli with ginger ale. 875 00:47:02,086 --> 00:47:03,456 - No, she doesn't need a vanilla Stoli. 876 00:47:03,462 --> 00:47:05,632 - Yeah yeah, she needs a Rebecca. 877 00:47:05,630 --> 00:47:06,570 - [Dan] A Rebecca? 878 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,074 I've never even heard of a Rebecca, 879 00:47:08,070 --> 00:47:10,160 it's a stupid, gross drink. 880 00:47:10,157 --> 00:47:12,567 - Dude, you gotta make the girl a Rebecca, 881 00:47:12,565 --> 00:47:15,025 she asked me to get one with cherry. 882 00:47:15,029 --> 00:47:17,129 - I'm not doing that shit for you. 883 00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:20,133 - [Zach] What are you talking about? 884 00:47:23,213 --> 00:47:24,583 - Dan Drake, will you do me a favor 885 00:47:24,582 --> 00:47:28,412 and put extra extra cherries in mine? 886 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:29,653 - Yeah. 887 00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:30,645 - Thank you. 888 00:47:31,741 --> 00:47:33,241 - I need to get the hell outta here, 889 00:47:33,237 --> 00:47:35,357 man, I need to escape from this place. 890 00:47:35,364 --> 00:47:37,174 - We just got here. 891 00:47:37,172 --> 00:47:41,342 - No, I mean LA, I can't stand LA anymore. 892 00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:43,390 - Where are we to go to? 893 00:47:43,389 --> 00:47:44,859 - I don't know. 894 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:46,890 Maybe New York. 895 00:47:46,892 --> 00:47:48,812 You wanna come with me? 896 00:47:49,799 --> 00:47:50,889 - Really? 897 00:47:50,887 --> 00:47:52,227 - Yeah. 898 00:47:52,225 --> 00:47:53,055 - Yay! 899 00:47:53,058 --> 00:47:53,888 Cheers! 900 00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:55,141 - Cheers. 901 00:47:55,135 --> 00:47:56,485 - Yay. 902 00:47:56,487 --> 00:47:57,897 - You can get off work and everything? 903 00:47:57,903 --> 00:47:59,103 - Yeah. 904 00:47:59,103 --> 00:48:00,323 Let's get belligerent. 905 00:48:00,318 --> 00:48:01,898 - Let's get wasted. 906 00:48:03,215 --> 00:48:04,045 - Yeah. 907 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:11,789 - You're a total dick, man. 908 00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:13,291 You shook my hand and you immediately 909 00:48:13,287 --> 00:48:15,857 tried to fuck my girlfriend. 910 00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:17,792 - No no, what I did was I shook your 911 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:20,812 hand and then I did fuck your girlfriend. 912 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:24,894 (girl shrieks) (glass breaks) 913 00:48:24,887 --> 00:48:26,027 - [Zach] Get him, Dan! 914 00:48:26,034 --> 00:48:26,874 Get him! 915 00:48:29,322 --> 00:48:31,072 Give him another one! 916 00:48:34,776 --> 00:48:36,936 - Stay down, motherfucker! 917 00:48:38,369 --> 00:48:40,989 - [Zach] I don't care what people say about Dan Drake. 918 00:48:40,993 --> 00:48:44,413 He's my friend and a genuine good person. 919 00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:50,145 Whatever, it's all just whisky under the bridge. 920 00:48:50,152 --> 00:48:51,422 - Come on, stop it! 921 00:48:51,424 --> 00:48:53,224 Come on, stop it, stop it, get him outta here! 922 00:48:53,216 --> 00:48:54,266 Take him outta here! 923 00:48:54,273 --> 00:48:55,253 Get him out! 924 00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:56,408 Come on! 925 00:48:56,408 --> 00:48:57,738 - Fucking idiot. 926 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,600 - [Dan] This is my bar! 927 00:49:09,751 --> 00:49:12,251 (phone rings) 928 00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,779 - I thought I told you not to call me anymore. 929 00:49:19,783 --> 00:49:22,373 - I want your dick in my mouth. 930 00:49:23,279 --> 00:49:26,229 - It's 4:30 in the morning. 931 00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:29,559 - I just want your dick so bad it hurts. 932 00:49:35,044 --> 00:49:35,884 - Rebecca. 933 00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:38,438 Rebecca, you up? 934 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,281 Okay. 935 00:49:46,339 --> 00:49:48,339 My dick's in your mouth. 936 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,043 Yeah, what do you do? 937 00:49:52,036 --> 00:49:54,196 (moaning) 938 00:49:59,075 --> 00:50:01,575 (dog whining) 939 00:50:05,499 --> 00:50:08,209 (whispers) Oh yeah, nice little pussy. 940 00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:11,250 - [Latisha] I wanna feel your cum dripping out of me. 941 00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:14,000 (dramatic music) 942 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:26,506 - Dad, you know my grandpa with the really old face? 943 00:50:26,506 --> 00:50:27,496 - Yeah. 944 00:50:27,498 --> 00:50:28,328 - He died. 945 00:50:29,546 --> 00:50:31,576 - No, your grandfather, he is very 946 00:50:31,578 --> 00:50:33,158 sick and he's in the hospital, 947 00:50:33,162 --> 00:50:34,632 but he isn't dead, I just talked 948 00:50:34,633 --> 00:50:37,423 to him today, he didn't die. 949 00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:38,247 - He died. 950 00:50:40,257 --> 00:50:42,167 - No, I don't think so. 951 00:50:44,289 --> 00:50:46,719 - I know dad, I'm just kidding. 952 00:50:46,717 --> 00:50:48,717 But he's gonna die soon. 953 00:50:50,029 --> 00:50:52,109 - Yeah, well, you know... 954 00:50:53,765 --> 00:50:56,465 Eventually everybody dies, buddy. 955 00:50:56,469 --> 00:50:58,049 - Everybody? 956 00:50:58,053 --> 00:50:59,333 Even you? 957 00:50:59,332 --> 00:51:00,172 Even me? 958 00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:02,880 - Yeah, everybody. 959 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:07,910 - When we die, how do we go? 960 00:51:07,908 --> 00:51:09,158 - Nobody knows. 961 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:16,760 I'm going to New York, but it's just for the weekend, okay? 962 00:51:16,764 --> 00:51:18,394 - I just want you to have as close 963 00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:21,490 a bond with your son as possible. 964 00:51:21,494 --> 00:51:23,514 - Mom, it's for the weekend. 965 00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:25,260 Max is gonna be fine. 966 00:51:28,134 --> 00:51:30,384 - I'm so worried about him. 967 00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:34,742 - Who are you worried about, dad or my son? 968 00:51:34,741 --> 00:51:36,781 - All three of you. 969 00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:40,311 I just, I just don't have the words. 970 00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:43,409 - Jack, Jack, I'm in Puerto Rico. 971 00:51:43,413 --> 00:51:45,483 (chuckles) There was some colorful 972 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,567 birds in my room the other day. 973 00:51:47,565 --> 00:51:49,895 - All the men in my life are leaving me. 974 00:51:49,904 --> 00:51:51,104 - You're not a good ex-husband. 975 00:51:51,095 --> 00:51:52,265 - I want your dick in my mouth. 976 00:51:52,270 --> 00:51:55,350 - I wish I could just be Zach's wife. 977 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,070 - God. 978 00:51:58,462 --> 00:52:00,852 - Fucking Autumn, man. 979 00:52:00,846 --> 00:52:02,656 Always bitching about getting too old, 980 00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:06,202 not having enough money, she needs more money. 981 00:52:06,198 --> 00:52:07,408 - Really? 982 00:52:07,414 --> 00:52:10,874 I thought she was a lingerie designer. 983 00:52:10,870 --> 00:52:12,540 - Lingerie designer? 984 00:52:13,385 --> 00:52:16,375 There's no such thing as a lingerie designer, man. 985 00:52:16,377 --> 00:52:17,587 It's just a string that goes up 986 00:52:17,585 --> 00:52:20,835 your ass and it's either black or pink. 987 00:52:22,857 --> 00:52:23,687 - God. 988 00:52:25,481 --> 00:52:27,151 These fucking women. 989 00:52:29,297 --> 00:52:30,127 I mean... 990 00:52:33,033 --> 00:52:34,783 That's all they want. 991 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:37,673 That is all they want! 992 00:52:39,057 --> 00:52:43,207 I mean I just can't take it anymore, man! 993 00:52:43,209 --> 00:52:46,889 I just can't fucking take it anymore! 994 00:52:46,888 --> 00:52:49,348 I'm fucking sick of this shit, man! 995 00:52:49,352 --> 00:52:51,572 I can't take these fucking girls! 996 00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:55,038 - Whoa, what is it about this intersection? 997 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,400 You always flip out about chicks 998 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,100 at this same intersection? 999 00:52:58,104 --> 00:52:59,404 - Do I always do that here? 1000 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,140 - [Dan] Yeah you do, every time for a year now. 1001 00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:04,406 - I don't know, I think it's that 1002 00:53:04,405 --> 00:53:07,065 weird pink building right there. 1003 00:53:08,069 --> 00:53:10,809 - Yup, pink like pussy. 1004 00:53:10,814 --> 00:53:13,064 (laughing) 1005 00:53:15,821 --> 00:53:18,241 - I just can't go on anymore. 1006 00:53:19,373 --> 00:53:21,513 (sobs) Oh God. 1007 00:53:21,505 --> 00:53:23,335 - Whoa, what do you mean you can't go on, dude? 1008 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:24,624 Wait, hold on, whoa, Zach, you can't 1009 00:53:24,624 --> 00:53:25,744 just stop in the middle (car honks) 1010 00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:27,146 of thinks man, you're driving here. 1011 00:53:27,152 --> 00:53:29,172 - [Voiceover] Hey move your fucking car, man! 1012 00:53:29,168 --> 00:53:30,818 - My heart. 1013 00:53:30,824 --> 00:53:34,784 My heart feels like it's wiggling around. 1014 00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:39,616 - Yeah, I'm sure it probably does feel all wiggly. 1015 00:53:39,624 --> 00:53:40,464 - Fuck. 1016 00:53:42,768 --> 00:53:44,308 Man, I need a drink. 1017 00:53:44,312 --> 00:53:45,152 - [Dan] Yeah? 1018 00:53:45,145 --> 00:53:45,975 - I need a drink. 1019 00:53:45,978 --> 00:53:47,058 - Okay, what? 1020 00:53:49,561 --> 00:53:50,601 - I need a bar. 1021 00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:52,093 - [Dan] Are you all right? 1022 00:53:52,091 --> 00:53:53,891 - [Zach] I gotta get out of this town. 1023 00:53:53,886 --> 00:53:55,466 I gotta go to New York. 1024 00:53:55,470 --> 00:53:58,390 Some struggle fuck, some corner fuck, I even 1025 00:53:58,390 --> 00:54:01,560 know a guy who swears by the surround fuck. 1026 00:54:01,558 --> 00:54:04,358 But all that's just old line in new bottles. 1027 00:54:04,358 --> 00:54:06,768 My technique, the New York fuck, 1028 00:54:06,766 --> 00:54:09,086 never fails because what's more romantic 1029 00:54:09,093 --> 00:54:11,163 than flying her to New York, getting her 1030 00:54:11,157 --> 00:54:12,757 drunk, and taking her on a horsey ride 1031 00:54:12,758 --> 00:54:15,238 right down the middle of Times Square? 1032 00:54:15,237 --> 00:54:19,067 (jazzy acoustic guitar music) 1033 00:54:43,241 --> 00:54:47,411 Well if there's anything I can do to help, let me know. 1034 00:54:48,717 --> 00:54:50,967 - Buy me a house in Venice. 1035 00:54:53,317 --> 00:54:54,167 Eh? 1036 00:54:54,172 --> 00:54:55,182 (chuckles) 1037 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:56,010 Come on. 1038 00:54:57,940 --> 00:54:59,930 - If you started having sex with me, 1039 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:02,585 then maybe I'll buy you a house. 1040 00:55:04,358 --> 00:55:06,188 - It would be bad sex. 1041 00:55:07,645 --> 00:55:08,895 - I don't care. 1042 00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:11,920 - I'm not a whore. 1043 00:55:12,948 --> 00:55:14,858 - It wouldn't be prostitution. 1044 00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:17,030 I mean we're really close. 1045 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:22,938 I think it would actually be really natural and loving. 1046 00:55:22,941 --> 00:55:26,561 Whores fuck people they don't even know. 1047 00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:30,056 - I fuck people I don't even know. 1048 00:55:30,059 --> 00:55:32,679 - Well then you're a whore already. 1049 00:55:32,683 --> 00:55:35,273 (jazzy music) 1050 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,270 (loud knocking) 1051 00:55:49,348 --> 00:55:50,748 - Hey. 1052 00:55:50,749 --> 00:55:53,109 - Aww, what are you doing there, baby? 1053 00:55:53,109 --> 00:55:54,439 - I have to pee. 1054 00:55:56,575 --> 00:55:57,635 - [Zach] (mumbles)? 1055 00:55:57,636 --> 00:55:58,736 - [Rebecca] No! 1056 00:55:58,741 --> 00:55:59,961 - All right, come on. 1057 00:55:59,958 --> 00:56:00,788 - Okay! 1058 00:56:09,398 --> 00:56:11,648 (grunting) 1059 00:56:25,829 --> 00:56:27,319 No! 1060 00:56:27,316 --> 00:56:28,476 Get off of me! 1061 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:35,300 - (laughs) Stop. 1062 00:56:35,295 --> 00:56:37,545 (laughing) 1063 00:56:43,287 --> 00:56:47,447 You little, hey, hold still, you wiggly little salamander. 1064 00:56:48,302 --> 00:56:50,382 (laughing) 1065 00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:52,211 You're the salamander. 1066 00:56:53,301 --> 00:56:54,531 (screaming) 1067 00:56:54,534 --> 00:56:55,374 - Ow! 1068 00:57:05,581 --> 00:57:06,751 - What's this? 1069 00:57:08,741 --> 00:57:11,011 - I think you bit me last night. 1070 00:57:11,013 --> 00:57:11,853 - Oh. 1071 00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:15,693 Well you must've been trying to rape me. 1072 00:57:15,685 --> 00:57:18,315 - Maybe, but at this point I don't think 1073 00:57:18,324 --> 00:57:21,364 it would even be rape, it would just be... 1074 00:57:21,357 --> 00:57:23,017 Kinky sex basically. 1075 00:57:24,756 --> 00:57:27,086 In fact, I could probably... 1076 00:57:30,301 --> 00:57:31,881 Rape you right now. 1077 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:37,350 And your case would never hold up. 1078 00:57:37,348 --> 00:57:40,848 In fact, you would just look like a whore. 1079 00:57:47,205 --> 00:57:49,545 - It looks like it's getting infected. 1080 00:57:49,547 --> 00:57:51,627 It's probably gonna scar. 1081 00:57:53,556 --> 00:57:54,386 - Yeah. 1082 00:57:55,395 --> 00:57:59,985 You probably left a permanent mark on my body. 1083 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:00,820 - Good. 1084 00:58:02,158 --> 00:58:04,658 (phone rings) 1085 00:58:06,062 --> 00:58:07,132 - Hello? 1086 00:58:07,126 --> 00:58:08,526 - You're busted. 1087 00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:11,606 I know you're with that girl Rebecca. 1088 00:58:14,373 --> 00:58:17,373 - Okay, well I guess that's it then. 1089 00:58:19,334 --> 00:58:21,334 - [Latisha] What do you mean that's it? 1090 00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:24,304 - Well I guess that's that then, huh? 1091 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:25,581 - [Latisha] If you're in New York 1092 00:58:25,581 --> 00:58:26,891 and we're breaking up right now, 1093 00:58:26,893 --> 00:58:30,833 then you have to come do it in person. 1094 00:58:30,829 --> 00:58:32,409 - Well I, I mean... 1095 00:58:35,325 --> 00:58:38,655 All right, I'll, I'm gonna figure out... 1096 00:58:39,813 --> 00:58:42,923 What to do and then I'll call you back, okay? 1097 00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:44,247 - [Latisha] Bye. 1098 00:58:46,652 --> 00:58:48,422 - Who was that? 1099 00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,760 - [Zach] That was Latisha. 1100 00:58:49,764 --> 00:58:50,894 - What? 1101 00:58:50,892 --> 00:58:52,962 How does she know we're here? 1102 00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:54,614 - [Zach] I honestly have no idea, 1103 00:58:54,612 --> 00:58:56,622 did you post something online? 1104 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,820 - Of course. 1105 00:58:57,820 --> 00:59:00,360 What's she gonna do, come here and kill us? 1106 00:59:00,363 --> 00:59:01,803 - (chuckles) No. 1107 00:59:01,796 --> 00:59:05,956 Look, let me just go over there and break up with her. 1108 00:59:09,988 --> 00:59:13,438 - You broke up with her months ago. 1109 00:59:13,435 --> 00:59:16,265 (soft scat music) 1110 00:59:39,593 --> 00:59:40,433 - Hey. 1111 00:59:45,913 --> 00:59:47,083 How you doing? 1112 01:00:12,688 --> 01:00:15,568 Didn't you wanna talk about something? 1113 01:00:15,567 --> 01:00:17,397 What do you wanna say? 1114 01:00:59,206 --> 01:01:01,256 (dog whines) 1115 01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:04,318 (door slams) 1116 01:01:04,323 --> 01:01:07,163 (playful humming) 1117 01:01:12,754 --> 01:01:13,594 - Hey! 1118 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:16,505 How'd it go? 1119 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:20,265 - It went. 1120 01:01:20,273 --> 01:01:22,023 - Well what happened? 1121 01:01:23,001 --> 01:01:24,171 - It happened. 1122 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,925 - How'd she take it? 1123 01:01:28,153 --> 01:01:29,713 - She took it. 1124 01:01:29,705 --> 01:01:32,865 - Hey, you wanna get matching tattoos? 1125 01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:35,755 Huh? 1126 01:01:37,312 --> 01:01:39,432 - Yeah, well how about this, I got an idea, 1127 01:01:39,432 --> 01:01:42,192 why don't you get one and then if 1128 01:01:42,192 --> 01:01:45,192 I want one later, then I'll get one. 1129 01:01:46,472 --> 01:01:47,822 - I want it on my lower back, 1130 01:01:47,824 --> 01:01:49,854 but I don't want it to be a tramp stamp. 1131 01:01:49,847 --> 01:01:51,967 - That's what a tramp stamp is. 1132 01:01:51,967 --> 01:01:53,437 - No, I just want it to be a cute 1133 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,380 little wiggly salamander crawling 1134 01:01:55,383 --> 01:01:57,383 up to the inside of my pants. 1135 01:01:57,378 --> 01:01:58,408 - I'm not saying not to get it 1136 01:01:58,410 --> 01:01:59,730 on your lower back, I'm just saying 1137 01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:01,855 that's what a tramp stamp is. 1138 01:02:01,857 --> 01:02:03,937 That's what they call it. 1139 01:02:05,617 --> 01:02:08,947 I'm getting a call, I'll be there. 1140 01:02:08,953 --> 01:02:09,793 - Hey. 1141 01:02:10,724 --> 01:02:13,314 So do you guys do tattoos here? 1142 01:02:15,724 --> 01:02:18,244 - [Ex] Ho ho ho, merry Christmas. 1143 01:02:18,236 --> 01:02:19,296 - What? 1144 01:02:19,301 --> 01:02:20,721 It's Christmas? 1145 01:02:20,723 --> 01:02:22,783 Shit. (laughing) 1146 01:02:22,778 --> 01:02:26,598 - No no, it's not, but it's coming up soon and I 1147 01:02:26,602 --> 01:02:29,172 was just wondering what you're planning for Max. 1148 01:02:29,172 --> 01:02:33,312 - Oh, well I'm in Manhattan so maybe I'll 1149 01:02:33,305 --> 01:02:36,365 go up to FAO Schwarz and I'll get him something. 1150 01:02:36,370 --> 01:02:38,320 - What about a piano? 1151 01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:39,742 - [Zach] A piano? 1152 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:42,385 - Zach, it's a scientific fact 1153 01:02:42,393 --> 01:02:44,503 that it's good for his brain, okay? 1154 01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:47,477 And it's a healing thing, we've discussed this. 1155 01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:50,981 - Maybe I'll get him a piano for my house. 1156 01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:00,040 - Think you could run down to the store and 1157 01:03:00,044 --> 01:03:03,884 buy me some Aquaphor for my tattoo, rub on it? 1158 01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:07,262 Hmm? 1159 01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:10,951 (phone rings) 1160 01:03:22,188 --> 01:03:23,908 - Hi, Zach. 1161 01:03:23,907 --> 01:03:25,947 It's been so long since I heard from you. 1162 01:03:25,947 --> 01:03:27,487 Where you been? 1163 01:03:27,492 --> 01:03:31,402 - I'm in Vermont right now, it's really beautiful. 1164 01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:35,985 I'm surrounded by nine foot walls of snow everywhere. 1165 01:03:35,987 --> 01:03:39,247 Anyway, you wanna hang out tomorrow night 1166 01:03:39,251 --> 01:03:40,761 'cause I could come to New York, 1167 01:03:40,763 --> 01:03:43,643 I could fly out there and we could hang out. 1168 01:03:43,643 --> 01:03:44,503 - Really? 1169 01:03:44,499 --> 01:03:46,409 You'd fly here just to see me? 1170 01:03:46,411 --> 01:03:48,091 - Well yeah. 1171 01:03:48,091 --> 01:03:50,801 We could go to the Aquagrill or something like that. 1172 01:03:50,802 --> 01:03:52,802 What do you think? 1173 01:03:52,802 --> 01:03:53,642 - Hey! 1174 01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:55,185 - [Zach] Look what I've got for you. 1175 01:03:55,194 --> 01:03:56,524 - Great! 1176 01:03:56,523 --> 01:03:58,363 - Want me to put it on your tattoo? 1177 01:03:58,362 --> 01:04:00,282 - [Rebecca] Yes please. 1178 01:04:01,114 --> 01:04:02,114 - All right. 1179 01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:08,602 - Ah! 1180 01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:11,930 - That all right? 1181 01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:13,472 - Yeah. 1182 01:04:13,468 --> 01:04:14,858 - Hey, do you mind if I stay in 1183 01:04:14,860 --> 01:04:16,920 New York for a couple more days? 1184 01:04:16,924 --> 01:04:19,084 Just wanna do some more Christmas shopping 1185 01:04:19,084 --> 01:04:21,644 and see some of my friends out here. 1186 01:04:21,635 --> 01:04:23,115 - Yeah, that's fine. 1187 01:04:23,115 --> 01:04:24,955 I gotta get back though. 1188 01:04:24,955 --> 01:04:25,785 - Okay. 1189 01:04:28,043 --> 01:04:30,463 (loud smack) 1190 01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:36,907 Calculations collapse, formulas fail. 1191 01:04:38,043 --> 01:04:41,563 Even the New York fuck didn't work on Crazy Eyes. 1192 01:04:41,563 --> 01:04:45,733 Now I'm left scavenging the abyss with a hungry ghost. 1193 01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:52,364 Harlots like these are the price guys like me have to pay. 1194 01:04:52,355 --> 01:04:55,355 (jazzy piano music) 1195 01:05:00,346 --> 01:05:02,506 (moaning) 1196 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,760 - [Max] Cool! 1197 01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:27,198 Thanks, dad. 1198 01:05:31,454 --> 01:05:35,474 - Hey, I'm sorry that I told you God doesn't exist. 1199 01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,080 I'm sorry about that 'cause I 1200 01:05:37,078 --> 01:05:39,808 don't really know that that's true. 1201 01:05:39,805 --> 01:05:40,915 (sneezes) 1202 01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:41,747 Bless you. 1203 01:05:43,733 --> 01:05:45,713 I don't think anybody really knows 1204 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:48,809 though, you know what I mean? 1205 01:05:48,813 --> 01:05:50,273 The thing is if He does exist, 1206 01:05:50,269 --> 01:05:51,569 then he might be even more of a 1207 01:05:51,565 --> 01:05:53,285 monster than Godzilla because people 1208 01:05:53,285 --> 01:05:56,495 who believe in Him blow each other up. 1209 01:05:56,501 --> 01:05:59,081 - I know, maybe there is a God. 1210 01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:04,704 ♫ I'm the queen of darkness 1211 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:06,360 ♫ Black leather harness 1212 01:06:06,356 --> 01:06:07,726 ♫ Damn I look cute 1213 01:06:07,725 --> 01:06:10,195 ♫ But I'm far from harmless 1214 01:06:10,204 --> 01:06:13,964 ♫ Don't be alarmed, it's just me 1215 01:06:13,956 --> 01:06:18,066 ♫ Siri, please (mumbles) 1216 01:06:18,071 --> 01:06:19,491 ♫ Bitches think I'm crazy 1217 01:06:19,494 --> 01:06:21,344 ♫ Slash bride lazy 1218 01:06:21,342 --> 01:06:25,112 ♫ Bet you can't (mumbles) baby 1219 01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:28,400 ♫ (mumbles) candles, ashes on the mantle 1220 01:06:28,398 --> 01:06:29,868 ♫ Other boys they found me just 1221 01:06:29,870 --> 01:06:32,360 ♫ A little too hard to handle 1222 01:06:32,357 --> 01:06:34,987 ♫ Damn yo, this is just a side gig 1223 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:37,240 ♫ I'm chilling here, and it's all 1224 01:06:37,239 --> 01:06:40,589 ♫ Because, well, I'm just throwing it 1225 01:06:40,585 --> 01:06:42,195 ♫ Y'all think I'm not seeing different 1226 01:06:42,201 --> 01:06:43,791 ♫ Everywhere it's relevant 1227 01:06:43,785 --> 01:06:45,365 ♫ Choke that boy, those guys were gas 1228 01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:47,419 ♫ Just to see let's get in this scrap 1229 01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:50,617 ♫ Calm down, (mumbles) I got you on your knees 1230 01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:54,777 ♫ See a little pledge and now I'm getting hungry ♫ 1231 01:06:56,425 --> 01:06:57,905 - I'm gonna puke. 1232 01:06:57,906 --> 01:07:01,066 (crowd counting down) 1233 01:07:03,775 --> 01:07:07,725 - [Crowd] Five, four, three, two, one! 1234 01:07:07,727 --> 01:07:09,437 (vomits) 1235 01:07:09,439 --> 01:07:11,239 (cheering) 1236 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,550 (dance music) 1237 01:07:14,554 --> 01:07:18,624 ♫ And this is what the devil does 1238 01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,728 ♫ And this is what the devil does 1239 01:07:20,729 --> 01:07:22,749 ♫ And this is what the devil does 1240 01:07:22,749 --> 01:07:26,379 ♫ And this is what the devil does ♫ 1241 01:07:26,381 --> 01:07:28,631 (groaning) 1242 01:07:32,037 --> 01:07:34,167 - [Dan] Light years later and you're the 1243 01:07:34,167 --> 01:07:37,877 same, but everyone you knew is dead. 1244 01:07:37,876 --> 01:07:39,706 - Hey Zach, oh my God. 1245 01:07:41,644 --> 01:07:44,644 Zach, we are having the coolest. 1246 01:07:44,642 --> 01:07:46,112 (laughing) 1247 01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:50,279 Conversation about time and space and the universe. 1248 01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:53,032 - [Zach] No you're not. 1249 01:07:54,179 --> 01:07:58,349 - Rebecca, do some coke so you can hang out with us. 1250 01:08:03,068 --> 01:08:04,878 - No no no no no no, I don't want her 1251 01:08:04,876 --> 01:08:06,266 to do, don't give her coke. 1252 01:08:06,267 --> 01:08:07,747 I don't wanna stay up all night. 1253 01:08:07,747 --> 01:08:08,757 - [Autumn] What? 1254 01:08:08,755 --> 01:08:11,115 But it's New Year's! 1255 01:08:11,115 --> 01:08:12,245 I don't know why you guys think 1256 01:08:12,251 --> 01:08:13,931 I'm such a horrible person. 1257 01:08:13,931 --> 01:08:15,201 You're the only ones who think that, 1258 01:08:15,203 --> 01:08:17,003 everyone else thinks I'm a sweetheart. 1259 01:08:16,995 --> 01:08:18,505 - We don't think you're a horrible person, 1260 01:08:18,507 --> 01:08:21,137 we just know that you're not a sweetheart, that's all. 1261 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:22,559 - [Autumn] You think I'm a bitch? 1262 01:08:22,555 --> 01:08:24,075 - [Dan] I didn't say you were a bitch, okay? 1263 01:08:24,075 --> 01:08:25,445 I'm just saying you're not a sweetheart, 1264 01:08:25,450 --> 01:08:26,990 none of your friends have ever thought so, 1265 01:08:26,994 --> 01:08:28,474 and nobody would ever say Autumn 1266 01:08:28,474 --> 01:08:30,134 is a sweetheart in a sentence. 1267 01:08:30,133 --> 01:08:31,383 - (sobs) So you're saying everyone 1268 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:33,818 thinks I'm a horrible person? 1269 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,568 - Just the way it is. 1270 01:08:36,444 --> 01:08:38,634 - Fuck you, you fucking asshole! 1271 01:08:38,630 --> 01:08:39,800 - Ow, stop it! 1272 01:08:40,638 --> 01:08:42,528 - I'm a fucking sweetheart! 1273 01:08:42,531 --> 01:08:43,971 I'm a fucking sweetheart! 1274 01:08:43,968 --> 01:08:45,298 - [Dan] Stop it! 1275 01:08:47,218 --> 01:08:51,058 - [Autumn] Everyone thinks I'm a sweetheart! 1276 01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:53,730 - She is kinda a sweetheart. 1277 01:08:53,731 --> 01:08:56,481 (dramatic music) 1278 01:08:59,147 --> 01:09:03,307 - It's really bad luck not to have sex on New Year's day. 1279 01:09:05,467 --> 01:09:08,377 - I think maybe we're just friends. 1280 01:09:09,427 --> 01:09:11,427 - Well maybe I'm confused because you come 1281 01:09:11,427 --> 01:09:14,097 here and you sleep every night naked in my bed, 1282 01:09:14,099 --> 01:09:16,789 and my friends call you my girlfriend. 1283 01:09:16,787 --> 01:09:19,197 - I don't know, I'm confused. 1284 01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:22,453 I like hanging out with you, I still want 1285 01:09:22,451 --> 01:09:26,371 you to take me to the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit. 1286 01:09:30,961 --> 01:09:35,421 - I don't wanna take you to the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit. 1287 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:39,827 Unless you have wild, passionate sex with me before. 1288 01:09:39,832 --> 01:09:40,672 And after. 1289 01:09:42,248 --> 01:09:43,788 - I'm sure all of his creepy weird 1290 01:09:43,792 --> 01:09:46,042 sexual paintings will help. 1291 01:09:47,056 --> 01:09:48,886 - Yeah, it can't hurt. 1292 01:09:57,672 --> 01:10:00,882 - I think you should stop trying to have sex with me. 1293 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,460 Think maybe we're just friends. 1294 01:10:04,336 --> 01:10:06,416 - I mean I don't want you to think I'm mad at you, 1295 01:10:06,423 --> 01:10:09,733 but I'm really bored just sitting here not 1296 01:10:09,728 --> 01:10:12,558 trying to have sex with you, so... 1297 01:10:16,199 --> 01:10:19,839 I'm gonna go have a beer with Dan Drake. 1298 01:10:19,839 --> 01:10:22,629 - Okay, fine, I'm leaving then. 1299 01:10:22,631 --> 01:10:23,871 - Okay, fine. 1300 01:10:23,871 --> 01:10:27,421 Maybe I'll just start drinking right now. 1301 01:10:27,415 --> 01:10:30,885 (coughing violently) 1302 01:10:30,887 --> 01:10:32,477 - Ah, that was water! 1303 01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:33,969 - That was my contact lenses, 1304 01:10:33,967 --> 01:10:37,037 you just drank my contact lenses. 1305 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,610 You are such an alcoholic! 1306 01:10:39,614 --> 01:10:41,534 Happy fucking New Year! 1307 01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:45,460 - Hey Kim, it's Zach. 1308 01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:48,890 I was thinking about you, just wanted to 1309 01:10:48,894 --> 01:10:50,554 see what you've been up to, if you want to 1310 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,300 go for drinks or get some dinner. 1311 01:10:54,414 --> 01:10:55,504 Call me back. 1312 01:10:56,487 --> 01:10:58,607 Hey Melissa, it's Zach. 1313 01:10:58,614 --> 01:11:00,054 Been thinking about you, just wanted to 1314 01:11:00,046 --> 01:11:03,846 see if you want to get some drinks or go to dinner. 1315 01:11:03,845 --> 01:11:05,405 Give me a call. 1316 01:11:05,414 --> 01:11:06,634 Erica? 1317 01:11:06,629 --> 01:11:07,879 Hey, it's Zach. 1318 01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:12,449 - It's a good thing it's over, man. 1319 01:11:12,445 --> 01:11:13,595 - You think so? 1320 01:11:13,597 --> 01:11:15,137 - Yeah, I mean I can take it if 1321 01:11:15,141 --> 01:11:17,771 a certain weird courtship with Crazy Eyes 1322 01:11:17,765 --> 01:11:21,095 brought you to a darker place than ever. 1323 01:11:22,221 --> 01:11:24,431 - You're right, man. 1324 01:11:24,429 --> 01:11:25,719 - [Dan] Fuck those bitches. 1325 01:11:25,717 --> 01:11:27,467 - Yeah, you're right. 1326 01:11:33,364 --> 01:11:35,704 They'll never hurt us again. 1327 01:11:36,604 --> 01:11:39,464 (woman shrieking) 1328 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:42,289 (glasses shatter) 1329 01:11:50,026 --> 01:11:52,436 - [Voiceover] Hold him, hold! 1330 01:11:56,602 --> 01:11:58,022 Get him, get him! 1331 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:11,853 (loud whack) 1332 01:12:11,846 --> 01:12:15,176 (radio tuning) 1333 01:12:15,181 --> 01:12:16,851 - What am I all wet? 1334 01:12:18,830 --> 01:12:21,060 What am I all wet? 1335 01:12:21,062 --> 01:12:22,652 What am I all wet?! 1336 01:12:30,581 --> 01:12:32,381 - I'll tell you what though, those guys 1337 01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:34,871 are never coming back in here ever. 1338 01:12:34,869 --> 01:12:38,909 - I know man, that was like a goddamn Vietcong ambush. 1339 01:12:38,908 --> 01:12:40,358 And you know what, you wouldn't have gotten 1340 01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:41,635 hit if you had just let me knock 1341 01:12:41,635 --> 01:12:43,065 the guy out in the first place. 1342 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:44,357 - What are you talking about? 1343 01:12:44,363 --> 01:12:46,393 You did knock him out in the first place. 1344 01:12:46,394 --> 01:12:49,074 They hit me before we even saw him. 1345 01:12:49,066 --> 01:12:50,106 - What are you talking about? 1346 01:12:50,108 --> 01:12:51,508 I was the one who knocked the guy out. 1347 01:12:51,507 --> 01:12:54,797 I was the one that did that, okay? 1348 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:57,642 (Rebecca sobbing) 1349 01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:06,628 (police radio chatter) 1350 01:13:08,274 --> 01:13:10,774 - [Voiceover] Come over here. 1351 01:13:10,770 --> 01:13:12,790 Have you been drinking? 1352 01:13:12,786 --> 01:13:13,616 - What? 1353 01:13:13,619 --> 01:13:15,239 - [Voiceover] Have you been drinking? 1354 01:13:15,242 --> 01:13:16,082 - No! 1355 01:13:20,642 --> 01:13:21,652 Shit. 1356 01:13:21,649 --> 01:13:22,869 - [Voiceover] Come on. 1357 01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:26,575 - [Rebecca] Where are you putting me, I'm not drunk! 1358 01:13:26,577 --> 01:13:28,737 (sobbing) 1359 01:13:29,753 --> 01:13:33,723 Hey, you guys (mumbles)? 1360 01:13:33,721 --> 01:13:37,191 (coughing violently) 1361 01:13:37,193 --> 01:13:38,963 - [Zach] I woke up hungover this morning, 1362 01:13:38,961 --> 01:13:41,501 but I didn't drink last night. 1363 01:13:41,496 --> 01:13:42,326 Or did I? 1364 01:13:44,905 --> 01:13:48,405 The world seemed like it was trying to come to an end. 1365 01:13:48,408 --> 01:13:51,898 The city holding us together was falling apart. 1366 01:13:51,896 --> 01:13:55,146 All I could think about was Crazy Eyes. 1367 01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:57,841 I couldn't remember why we were possessed, 1368 01:13:57,842 --> 01:14:01,622 but the fact was that it was too late. 1369 01:14:01,624 --> 01:14:03,124 The tires had already hit the ice and nothing 1370 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,490 could change the next series of events. 1371 01:14:05,488 --> 01:14:07,988 (jazzy music) 1372 01:14:18,698 --> 01:14:21,448 - You didn't have to bail me out. 1373 01:14:23,066 --> 01:14:23,976 - Whatever. 1374 01:14:45,155 --> 01:14:49,275 - My car's totally totaled, my license is suspended. 1375 01:14:49,283 --> 01:14:51,583 My boss just called up and fired me. 1376 01:14:51,579 --> 01:14:53,619 I hate my life. 1377 01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,709 - [Voiceover] Make a u-turn when possible. 1378 01:14:55,707 --> 01:14:57,537 - Turn that bitch off! 1379 01:15:00,499 --> 01:15:02,229 - Look, I gotta stop by the hospital, 1380 01:15:02,227 --> 01:15:05,427 I have to check on my father, okay? 1381 01:15:05,426 --> 01:15:08,296 - I was just at the hospital. 1382 01:15:08,298 --> 01:15:10,588 - Yeah, well I wanna see how my 1383 01:15:10,594 --> 01:15:15,154 dad's doing, so I'm gonna go to the hospital. 1384 01:15:15,148 --> 01:15:18,228 - They're gonna think you beat me up. 1385 01:15:19,866 --> 01:15:20,946 - [Zach] Hey. 1386 01:15:24,418 --> 01:15:27,338 - Do you finally have a new friend? 1387 01:15:28,523 --> 01:15:30,943 What's your name, she's cute. 1388 01:15:31,825 --> 01:15:32,655 - Rebecca. 1389 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,949 - It's very good to meet you. 1390 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:37,873 - Hey mom. 1391 01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:38,695 - Hi. 1392 01:15:40,995 --> 01:15:44,265 Oh, they said we could probably 1393 01:15:44,267 --> 01:15:46,767 take him home in a week or so. 1394 01:15:48,323 --> 01:15:50,273 I wish I could take you two out 1395 01:15:50,274 --> 01:15:53,304 for dinner or something, but I 1396 01:15:53,298 --> 01:15:55,628 stopped going to restaurants 1397 01:15:56,554 --> 01:15:59,554 because of my mold hypersensitivity. 1398 01:16:06,466 --> 01:16:08,946 - So Crazy Eyes is moving off to upstate 1399 01:16:08,946 --> 01:16:11,986 New York or wherever the hell she's from. 1400 01:16:11,994 --> 01:16:12,834 - Good. 1401 01:16:13,891 --> 01:16:16,071 I always told you that girl was a cunt. 1402 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:19,292 Your life is gonna be unimaginably better without her. 1403 01:16:19,294 --> 01:16:20,884 - Yeah, I guess so. 1404 01:16:26,261 --> 01:16:28,431 (gunshot) 1405 01:16:31,228 --> 01:16:32,488 - Mr. Drake! 1406 01:16:32,492 --> 01:16:33,642 What have you been up to? 1407 01:16:33,644 --> 01:16:34,544 - Hey Andrew. 1408 01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:35,370 - Hey. 1409 01:16:35,373 --> 01:16:37,103 - Just masturbating and crying as usual. 1410 01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:39,500 (laughing) 1411 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,830 This is Zach. 1412 01:16:40,828 --> 01:16:42,038 - [Andrew] Anybody shooting full beers 1413 01:16:42,036 --> 01:16:44,406 with a BB gun at noon is cool by me. 1414 01:16:44,412 --> 01:16:45,552 - Yeah, he's cool. 1415 01:16:45,548 --> 01:16:46,848 - You still selling cocaine? 1416 01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:49,442 - Yeah, only to discrete customers. 1417 01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:50,283 Come on. 1418 01:16:51,243 --> 01:16:53,113 - [Andrew] I don't do cocaine. 1419 01:16:53,107 --> 01:16:55,137 I just throw it on pussy. 1420 01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:57,850 Makes the clitoris grow to the size of your finger. 1421 01:16:57,853 --> 01:16:59,093 - [Dan] Haven't heard that. 1422 01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:01,622 - Yeah, but personally, I've never done the stuff. 1423 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,667 (gunshot) 1424 01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:04,645 - Right. 1425 01:17:04,649 --> 01:17:05,749 - I can't tell you if that was 1426 01:17:05,753 --> 01:17:07,233 any good or not 'cause I don't do it. 1427 01:17:07,233 --> 01:17:09,123 - [Dan] No shit. 1428 01:17:09,121 --> 01:17:10,421 (gunshot) 1429 01:17:10,416 --> 01:17:11,856 Hey! 1430 01:17:11,855 --> 01:17:14,055 That was my fucking bird feeder, man! 1431 01:17:14,055 --> 01:17:17,395 - Come on, it's not the worse thing I've ever done. 1432 01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:20,569 (gentle scat singing) 1433 01:17:24,192 --> 01:17:25,032 Hey. 1434 01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:26,809 - Hey. 1435 01:17:29,657 --> 01:17:33,407 - You haven't gotten much progress done, huh? 1436 01:17:39,075 --> 01:17:40,155 Nice unicorn. 1437 01:17:42,306 --> 01:17:43,936 - It's a horse. 1438 01:17:43,938 --> 01:17:44,768 No horn. 1439 01:18:07,088 --> 01:18:10,758 I don't need a fucking snow globe right now. 1440 01:18:12,328 --> 01:18:14,078 - It's nice in there. 1441 01:18:15,496 --> 01:18:16,936 Don't you sometimes wanna just 1442 01:18:16,936 --> 01:18:19,846 move inside of one of those things? 1443 01:18:22,936 --> 01:18:25,146 - Maybe you have time and money to 1444 01:18:25,151 --> 01:18:26,901 sit around wishing you could move inside 1445 01:18:26,896 --> 01:18:30,146 a snow globe, but I have real problems. 1446 01:18:35,639 --> 01:18:36,469 - So... 1447 01:18:38,015 --> 01:18:40,095 You wanna go get a drink? 1448 01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:41,951 - Of course. 1449 01:18:50,503 --> 01:18:53,003 - All right folks, that's it, we're closing down! 1450 01:18:52,999 --> 01:18:54,119 Closing time! 1451 01:18:54,118 --> 01:18:55,888 (groans and boos) 1452 01:18:55,894 --> 01:18:58,234 - [Bob] Let's go, thank you! 1453 01:19:02,482 --> 01:19:04,982 Keep rolling people, let's go! 1454 01:19:06,307 --> 01:19:09,027 - I bet sometime soon you're gonna wanna 1455 01:19:09,026 --> 01:19:13,546 hang out with a girl that'll actually fuck you. 1456 01:19:13,546 --> 01:19:16,176 - Stay the fuck away from us! 1457 01:19:16,178 --> 01:19:19,508 - Hey, come on, I'm just messing around. 1458 01:19:21,522 --> 01:19:23,522 You know I like to play. 1459 01:19:28,026 --> 01:19:29,336 (glass shatters) 1460 01:19:29,337 --> 01:19:31,717 - [Rebecca] I'll kill you, cunt! 1461 01:19:31,722 --> 01:19:34,062 (screaming) 1462 01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,097 Fucking bitch! 1463 01:19:41,384 --> 01:19:42,224 Kill you! 1464 01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,857 (choking) 1465 01:20:07,756 --> 01:20:10,166 - Let me at that crazy bitch! 1466 01:20:11,876 --> 01:20:16,876 - I'm gonna have to move back in with my mom and dad. 1467 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:20,955 I don't know what I'm gonna do with all my stuff. 1468 01:20:23,368 --> 01:20:25,668 - Just try to relax. 1469 01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:27,110 You can stay here for a few days 1470 01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:29,700 while we try to sort it out. 1471 01:20:29,702 --> 01:20:31,252 - I'm just going through a rough time 1472 01:20:31,254 --> 01:20:32,584 right now, I don't know how many times 1473 01:20:32,576 --> 01:20:33,816 I have to say the same fucking thing, 1474 01:20:33,821 --> 01:20:36,161 I'm not your fucking girlfriend. 1475 01:20:36,157 --> 01:20:38,657 (phone rings) 1476 01:20:41,965 --> 01:20:42,795 - Hello? 1477 01:20:52,533 --> 01:20:53,373 I see. 1478 01:20:54,356 --> 01:20:57,106 (dramatic music) 1479 01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:12,570 - My life fucking sucks. 1480 01:21:12,569 --> 01:21:14,679 I have nothing and you're a rich 1481 01:21:14,681 --> 01:21:16,231 asshole with no feelings, you don't 1482 01:21:16,225 --> 01:21:19,305 even know what it's like to struggle. 1483 01:21:51,131 --> 01:21:55,301 I wanna die, you're a useless, unresponsive alcoholic! 1484 01:21:57,540 --> 01:21:59,960 (door slams) 1485 01:22:19,821 --> 01:22:23,461 - Donald Raizman has gone past us. 1486 01:22:23,462 --> 01:22:27,382 Earth is the beginning, death is a destination. 1487 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,290 - I'm sorry. 1488 01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:49,070 Hey, do you wanna say something to daddy? 1489 01:22:50,434 --> 01:22:52,934 - Thanks for the piano, daddy. 1490 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:57,654 - Go give your daddy a hug. 1491 01:23:08,204 --> 01:23:10,064 - [Zach] I love you, buddy. 1492 01:23:10,060 --> 01:23:12,060 - I love you too, daddy. 1493 01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:21,650 - Bye. 1494 01:23:27,788 --> 01:23:30,958 (gentle scat singing) 1495 01:23:37,289 --> 01:23:38,759 - [Zach] Some people say you become 1496 01:23:38,762 --> 01:23:40,852 a man when your dad dies. 1497 01:23:42,433 --> 01:23:45,883 I don't give a fuck what people say. 1498 01:23:45,881 --> 01:23:49,131 All I could think about was Crazy Eyes. 1499 01:23:51,145 --> 01:23:53,475 - You know my grandpa with the really old face? 1500 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:54,980 (gasping) 1501 01:23:54,984 --> 01:23:55,824 He died. 1502 01:24:02,384 --> 01:24:04,294 - Maybe you have time and money to 1503 01:24:04,288 --> 01:24:05,958 sit around wishing you could move inside 1504 01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:09,213 a snow globe, but I have real problems. 1505 01:24:13,059 --> 01:24:15,559 (phone rings) 1506 01:24:18,339 --> 01:24:19,169 Hello? 1507 01:24:20,066 --> 01:24:21,146 - [Zach] Hey. 1508 01:24:22,276 --> 01:24:23,106 - Hey. 1509 01:24:24,138 --> 01:24:28,348 - Sorry I haven't called you back in a couple weeks. 1510 01:24:28,354 --> 01:24:30,194 My father passed away. 1511 01:24:34,426 --> 01:24:35,256 - Sorry. 1512 01:24:37,545 --> 01:24:38,805 - How you been? 1513 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:41,182 - [Rebecca] Good, I've been back here in New York. 1514 01:24:41,183 --> 01:24:43,783 Working in my aunt's bar. 1515 01:24:43,783 --> 01:24:46,533 Getting hit on by creepy old men. 1516 01:24:48,047 --> 01:24:51,317 - Hey listen, as it turns out the Hieronymus 1517 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:55,069 Bosch exhibit is going to New York next week. 1518 01:24:56,344 --> 01:24:59,244 (chuckles) 1519 01:24:59,239 --> 01:25:00,699 - Yay. 1520 01:25:00,702 --> 01:25:04,702 (upbeat french accordion music) 1521 01:26:27,149 --> 01:26:30,889 - I was supposed to leave today, but... 1522 01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:32,275 I was thinking I could just stay with you 1523 01:26:32,277 --> 01:26:33,827 and we could get haircuts and you 1524 01:26:33,829 --> 01:26:36,409 could get your matching tattoo. 1525 01:26:42,605 --> 01:26:46,565 - I thought you said three days, right? 1526 01:26:46,572 --> 01:26:47,962 - Yeah, well there was all this stuff 1527 01:26:47,956 --> 01:26:49,626 that I thought I had to do, but it turns 1528 01:26:49,628 --> 01:26:51,178 out it's fell through and I could stay 1529 01:26:51,183 --> 01:26:54,353 here with you if you want me to. 1530 01:26:54,350 --> 01:26:56,100 Don't you want me to? 1531 01:27:05,398 --> 01:27:08,378 - You remember what you said about the Earth 1532 01:27:08,381 --> 01:27:11,631 not moving and love and all that stuff? 1533 01:27:13,597 --> 01:27:14,427 - Mmmhm. 1534 01:27:16,837 --> 01:27:20,667 - I just think maybe you were right, you know? 1535 01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:24,967 - (laughs) I thought you didn't 1536 01:27:24,966 --> 01:27:28,046 care about any of that stuff. 1537 01:27:28,053 --> 01:27:28,893 - Yeah. 1538 01:27:29,933 --> 01:27:33,273 I thought I didn't care about it either. 1539 01:27:35,932 --> 01:27:36,772 But I... 1540 01:27:39,780 --> 01:27:41,700 What time's your train? 1541 01:27:44,316 --> 01:27:45,476 - It's at two. 1542 01:27:50,284 --> 01:27:51,944 - Yeah, so you still have plenty of 1543 01:27:51,940 --> 01:27:55,440 time to finish packing and get over there. 1544 01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:08,583 Here's some money for a cab and train ticket and stuff. 1545 01:28:17,609 --> 01:28:20,579 - I'm just one of your girls now. 1546 01:28:20,581 --> 01:28:23,161 Is that what you really wanted? 1547 01:28:27,224 --> 01:28:29,894 - I don't want anything anymore. 1548 01:28:33,192 --> 01:28:37,032 It's just that you were right and I was wrong. 1549 01:28:40,968 --> 01:28:42,828 - All this time I didn't love you because 1550 01:28:42,832 --> 01:28:45,382 I thought you were too nice a guy, but it turns 1551 01:28:45,376 --> 01:28:49,036 out you're the biggest asshole in the world. 1552 01:29:01,839 --> 01:29:05,009 (erratic piano music) 1553 01:29:14,347 --> 01:29:16,847 (phone rings) 1554 01:29:32,459 --> 01:29:33,379 - Hello? 1555 01:29:33,379 --> 01:29:36,109 - [Zach] Hey Britney, it's Zach. 1556 01:29:36,106 --> 01:29:37,716 - Hey Zach. 1557 01:29:37,716 --> 01:29:39,106 Good to hear from you. 1558 01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,782 - Dad, are you okay? 1559 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:43,780 - Yeah, I'm okay. 1560 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:46,950 - Hello? 1561 01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,660 - I'm just a little sad about your 1562 01:29:49,664 --> 01:29:52,124 grandfather being gone, you know? 1563 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:56,290 - Dad, if there's no God or Heaven, where did grandpa go? 1564 01:29:58,224 --> 01:29:59,474 - Nobody knows. 1565 01:30:03,159 --> 01:30:04,989 - I get sad when things change, 1566 01:30:04,985 --> 01:30:07,495 like when you move into your own house. 1567 01:30:07,503 --> 01:30:10,093 - Yeah, I get sad about it too. 1568 01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:13,789 Everything always changes. 1569 01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:15,941 - But a kid doesn't change, right? 1570 01:30:15,935 --> 01:30:17,935 - Yeah, that's true. 1571 01:30:17,943 --> 01:30:20,863 That's right, a kid doesn't change. 1572 01:30:26,575 --> 01:30:27,405 - Dad? 1573 01:30:27,408 --> 01:30:28,238 - Hmm? 1574 01:30:28,241 --> 01:30:29,961 - What does breaking up mean? 1575 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,448 - Breaking up? 1576 01:30:31,454 --> 01:30:33,224 I don't know. 1577 01:30:33,215 --> 01:30:35,355 All I know is it's different every time. 1578 01:30:35,358 --> 01:30:36,768 - Like snowflakes? 1579 01:30:36,767 --> 01:30:39,927 - Yeah, yeah, exactly like snowflakes. 1580 01:30:47,206 --> 01:30:48,196 - Hey dad? 1581 01:30:48,204 --> 01:30:49,254 - Yeah? 1582 01:30:49,252 --> 01:30:50,682 - If you gotta fight a monster, 1583 01:30:50,676 --> 01:30:52,436 put a bone in your nose. 1584 01:30:52,435 --> 01:30:56,595 - (laughs) That's the smartest thing I've heard all day. 1585 01:30:59,059 --> 01:31:01,059 I could tell you pleasing details, 1586 01:31:01,059 --> 01:31:02,599 like maybe I quit drinking or 1587 01:31:02,603 --> 01:31:05,033 I ended up with a beautiful girl, 1588 01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,457 but I don't feel like telling you stuff 1589 01:31:06,459 --> 01:31:10,289 like that 'cause if I told, and it was true, 1590 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,801 then I'd probably mess it up like everything else. 1591 01:31:13,795 --> 01:31:17,955 (gentle piano music) (soft humming) 1592 01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:16,579 ♫ Throw your arms about me 1593 01:32:16,575 --> 01:32:20,325 ♫ Like a net cast to the sea 1594 01:32:22,651 --> 01:32:27,451 ♫ Tell me your thoughts about me 1595 01:32:27,450 --> 01:32:30,750 ♫ Tell me you'll never leave 1596 01:32:30,746 --> 01:32:34,906 ♫ You'll never leave, you'll never leave 1597 01:32:40,234 --> 01:32:43,734 ♫ Place your lips to mine 1598 01:32:44,626 --> 01:32:48,286 ♫ Like a flower loves a bee 1599 01:32:50,481 --> 01:32:54,401 ♫ Tell me your dreams about me 1600 01:32:55,578 --> 01:32:59,608 ♫ Make sure that I believe 1601 01:32:59,609 --> 01:33:02,859 ♫ I believe, I believe 1602 01:33:08,345 --> 01:33:12,925 ♫ Raise your legs and squeeze me 1603 01:33:12,929 --> 01:33:16,679 ♫ Like a spider eats the fly 1604 01:33:18,729 --> 01:33:22,229 ♫ Tell your desires of me 1605 01:33:23,504 --> 01:33:27,354 ♫ And tell me the reason why 1606 01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:31,442 ♫ The reason why, the reason why 1607 01:33:36,856 --> 01:33:39,606 (harmonica solo) 1608 01:34:02,568 --> 01:34:05,818 ♫ Hold your love to me 1609 01:34:07,072 --> 01:34:11,162 ♫ Like the sun pinned to the sky 1610 01:34:12,704 --> 01:34:16,624 ♫ Show me your feelings for me 1611 01:34:17,456 --> 01:34:21,576 ♫ And swear that you'll always be mine 1612 01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:25,673 ♫ Always be mine, always be mine 1613 01:34:45,312 --> 01:34:49,932 ♫ Give me your (mumbles) 1614 01:34:49,928 --> 01:34:53,928 ♫ Like blood clots in your head 1615 01:34:55,672 --> 01:35:00,592 ♫ Tell me the days you'll love me 1616 01:35:00,592 --> 01:35:04,122 ♫ And make sure I understand 1617 01:35:04,122 --> 01:35:07,872 ♫ I understand, I understand 1618 01:35:13,626 --> 01:35:17,126 ♫ Speak these words to me 1619 01:35:18,010 --> 01:35:22,090 ♫ Like the gospel spoke unto you 1620 01:35:23,538 --> 01:35:27,368 ♫ And I'll believe your story 1621 01:35:28,489 --> 01:35:32,569 ♫ And know that you'll be true 1622 01:35:32,569 --> 01:35:36,739 ♫ You'll be true, you'll be true ♫ 103914

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