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Hero

you, who has the very slim chance of defeating the Demon Lord

must now die here.

Y-You mean you're going to fight Seiya?

Far from it. He is not someone that I could best. Which is why...

Feast your eyes on this.

Huh? What are those?

Hero, you have encountered them before.

These are the heads of my wife and son.

You must be defeated, hero. In exchange for my loved ones' heads

the lives of all those who lived in Izale Village

as well as my own life, I invoke the greatest of summoning magic.

Manifest, hyper-conceptual reaper, Krosde Thanatus!

Ugh, i-is he dead?

Rista, open a portal to the Divine Realm.

Huh? You mean, right now?

Just to be safe.

"Kro@de Thaktuz8z112"

"Kro@de Thaktuz8z112" This is the hyper-conceptual reaper Krosde Thanatus?

"Kro@de Thaktuz8z112" Huh? Wh-What is this?!

Mm-hmm, I see scrambled stats, too.

You mean, the Fake Out skill?

No, there's no signs of that.

I'm sure those are just its regular stats.

What do you mean?

I mean that thing's quite over the edge.

Double Wind Blade!

Got it!

Hurry up and create a portal!

Huh? B-But you already...

I-It spilt into two!

Wh-What is this?!

Seiya's been hit by an attack?!

Maximum Inferno!

Rista! What are you waiting for?! The portal!

Huh? Oh, mm-hmm!

M-Master...?

H-He's going to toss me, too, right? Good!

If possible, I'd like to be princess-carried--

Why am I the only one you treated so awfully?!

Hey, are you okay?

I'll survive. But I've been badly injured.

Show me where you're hurt. I'll fix you up right away.

You do that.

Tell me, how much damage did that cause?

The 300,000 HP that I had is now only 299,900.

It's just a scratch!

I won't rest until my full HP is restored. Hurry up and heal me.

Good grief, you are so cautious, huh?

So what was the deal with that guy?

That was crazy, wasn't it? It defies the rules of magic and living things.

For now, let's just come up with a way to counter it.

Here in the Unified Divine Realm, we're absolutely safe--

N-No way!

It's breaking through dimensions?!

That thing's unstoppable!

B-But it must have some weakness!

Seiya, what is its weakness? Knowing you, you already figured it out!

I don't know.

I have absolutely no idea how to beat it.

If Seiya is backing down, our goose is cooked!

Wh-What do we do? What are we supposed to do?

Hold it right there, demon!

Oh! The noted gods of the Unified Divine Realm are out in force! We're in luck!

Take this!

The absolute power of the gods!

Tornado Chips!

Away with you! Black Thunder!

Ice Dazs Häagen!

None of that magic had any effect?

Hey, Rista!

That jerk!

Hey, don't run away by yourself! Wait, he's done this before, too!

Wah! It's following us!

Hurry!

Seiya, wait up!

Hey, demon!

You now face the unsurpassed, invincible fists of Arx!

It's no use!

Now you will face me

Kebono! Take this! Divine Hundred Hand Slap--

Hey, you!

Stop taking the gods so lightly!

Confound it!

What's all the racket? Hmm?

Oh, you're back? Look at this!

It's my latest cake! I went to a lot of effort to--

Don't want any! Move it!

M-My cake!!

S-S-Seiya...

Y-You've come back...

Adenela, stop that guy behind us.

Do that, and I'll show you a good time later.

R-R-Really?

I will protect Seiya!

Ultimate Eternal Sword!

That's Adenela for you!

Just as I anticipated, she's utterly useless.

Just as you anticipated?! That's horrible!

Oh, man! We have no other option but to keep running away willy-nilly!

What do we do?!

Calm down, Rista.

No way! I mean, you don't have any idea how to beat this thing, do you?!

No. However, I already have a plan ready in case we come across an enemy

who I don't have any idea how to beat.

Huh?

Appearances to the contrary, her hobby is said to be painting pictures.

Apparently, she's always painting up on the temple roof

where can she see all across the Divine Realm.

"She"? She who?

V-Valkyrie?!

You're siccing the greatest goddess in the Divine Realm on Thanatus?

Yeah. But with her personality, she may not fight if we ask her nicely.

So...

Good, just what I was going for.

How mean!

Are you kidding me?

I was nearly finished with my latest piece.

Damn you! I will take you apart piece by piece!

--Get away from them. --When did you manage to--

Sh-She's fast!

You little pissant! I'll smash you up good!

First Valkyrja: Shattered Break!

What's with this thing? Is it a ghost?

Fine by me. In that case...

Fourth Valkyrja: Astral Break!

Oh, no! How can the greatest goddess in the Divine Realm not stop him?

Ishtar! Order!

The Divine Realm Special Measures Law!

She's unleashed her suppressed divine power!

"Valkyrie, Goddess of Destruction"

"Valkyrie, Goddess of Destruction" Everything is above the upper limit!

Hmm, the other gods here can't compare to her.

But then, gods are supposed to surpass human understanding in the first place.

Omega Valkyrja:

Gate of Valhalla!

Huh? How...?

How did that happen?

Wh-What kind of move is this?!

What is that?! It's terrifying!

The inescapable destructive technique used directly on a target

that transcends the very laws of causality--

that's what Gate of Valhalla is.

Valkyrie!

Keep your distance, Ristarte!

It's almost here...

Wh-What do you mean?

Ah! Sudden splatter!

Gate of Valhalla uses the caster's life force as a catalyst.

Enough of it that it would definitely kill a human...

Are you all right?!

I could get used to this... It feels so good...

I thought she was an "S," but she's an "M."

You didn't activate Order to use your technique;

it was to withstand the recoil from it.

Yeah, that's right!

Ristarte, you're the one who brought that damned monster here, right?

You're the one who will answer for ruining my painting.

Let me fondle your bare breasts this instant!

My bare breasts? E-Ethically speaking, that's...

S-Seiya!

Despite everything you say, you really do like me, don't you?

What choice do I have but to let you secretly get to second base...

...af-ter-ward--

What did you do that for?!

Valkyrie, you really are the one. The only one who's fit to train me.

M-More training?! Aren't you moving a bit fast?

You're bouncing back and forth too much!

We're already here. Besides, the enemies keep getting stronger.

But Valkyrie said that if a human used that Gate of Valhalla move

they were sure to die, didn't she?

Don't get ahead of yourself.

There's no way a human could learn a Valkyrja in the first place.

Why don't we test that idea to see if it's true?

You don't quit, huh? Plus, you won't stop talking about training.

You've worn out your--

What do you think you're doing?

S-Seiya?

There's no need to say that now.

Ho, so you've caught on.

It's precisely the reason why I want to train with you.

I see. That does make sense.

But listen up. There's no way I'm teaching you Gate of Valhalla.

That's fine with me.

Come over to my place in ten minutes.

Aw, even more training?

Would it be okay if we went over to Aria's place, too?

I want to pick up again where we left off last time!

You bet. Off you go.

--Hooray! --Hooray!

Now you're acquiring destruction moves?

But what choice is there, right?

We've lost out on getting the ultimate sword and the legendary armor.

Aw, in the words of your world, Seiya, this is hardcore.

Whining about it won't help anything.

I picked up a fragment of the legendary armor.

You mean, some of the adamantite that turtle chewed up?

I can't make it into armor anymore, but I'm counting on its Synthesis effects.

Adamantitor, the indestructible sword.

It may not work against the Demon Lord

but at present, it's the best sword there is.

L-Leave it to you, Seiya! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

You're so dependable!

Get off me, Rista.

Heh, you don't have to be bashful.

I said get off me.

Oh, no! Not when you have a secret stash of my hair in your pocket!

Rista...

Hmm? What is it?

You stink. Get away from me.

No way! You mean it? Do I smell that bad? What kind of smell is it?

Rancid.

That's full-blown B.O.! I-I'm going to go take a bath!

Do what you want. I'm going over to Valkyrie's.

Ah, Cerceus, are you having a bath, too?

I was washing off the cake that was stuck to my face.

Hmph, I can't believe the cake I worked so hard to make ended up on my face.

Y-Yeah. Was it any good?

How could it be?! It was way too salty!

From the tears running down my face!

O-Oh, right. Sorry.

Oh, come to think of it, Ishtar is looking for you.

Huh? Ishtar is?

Could be about that demon you led into the Divine Realm.

You'd better hurry and go see her.

I really want to take a bath first, though...

I'm so glad you came by.

Um, is this about that reaper?

No, that was not your fault. Besides, Valkyrie took care of it.

It is not the issue.

Then why did you need me?

It appears that the last of the Four Heavenly Kings

is making a move down on Gaeabrande.

He is leading a great army to overthrow the capital city.

Huh? Then that includes Rosalie, too.

Rista, there is no more time to spare. Please head to Gaeabrande at once.

V-Very well.

Oh, then again, you do still have enough time for a bath.

Perhaps it's your long journey, but you smell like vinegar.

"The next day"

"The next day" Whoa, Rista...

What happened to your face?

S-Sunburn, maybe? My skin is surprisingly sensitive, you see.

I don't smell! I do not smell! I do not smell rancid!

N-Never mind me, how did Mash and Elulu's training go?

Don't be too surprised.

Mash has mastered Dragon God Metamorphosis

and Elulu has learned the spell superior to Haste, "Quick."

We've been working super-hard.

We want to be useful to Seiya.

Y-You really are amazing, you two!

Mm-mm, it's all thanks to our teacher, Aria!

Yeah! Thanks so much!

Mm-hmm, that clinches it.

I'm going to work hard, too, so I don't get outdone by these two!

I swear, I'll be useful to Seiya!

Excuse me! Coming in!

Wh-Wh-What are you doing in here?!

I don't remember you asking her for sex training!

Put some underwear on, right now!

You've got the wrong idea. This is training.

What can I say? He's a fine man. I couldn't help myself.

I'm just saying, sex between a goddess and a human is absolutely forbidden!

Huh? What are you talking about? Jeez, this is why I can't stand novices.

What do you mean?! I'm trying my hardest, here! Just today, I did my best

to make this for Seiya!

What is that? It's not a straw man, is it?

It's like it was made by interweaving golden thread...

H-Hey, Ristarte, don't tell me...

That's right! It's a doll I made by secretly pulling out my own hair!

I call her "Ristarte-doll"!

A-Are you out of your mind?!

I thought Seiya could use them in his Synthesis, so I pulled them out like mad.

A yank here, a yank there, all while my eyes rolled back from the pain.

I-I had no idea you were this far around the bend.

Huh?

I'm going to stop squeezing your boobs.

R-Rista, are you serious?

That doll is way, way too much.

I thought this would be helpful to Seiya... But what am I doing?

Looking at it again, what kind of fool would I be to give this to him?!

Seiya!!

Stop that. It's filthy. Stay away, filthy.

You just called me filthy twice! No, don't stop liking me!

Then stop crying.

But... But it's your fault, Seiya! I mean, of all people, Valkyrie!

It was Valkyrja training. We didn't do anything like what you're thinking.

You really mean it? Swear to God?

You are a god. What are you, dense?

All right. It's pretty unbelievable, but I believe you.

Mash, put this in my possessions bag.

S-Seriously?

Have you guys had enough training?

Yeah. You, too, Master?

Mm-hmm.

S-Seiya, we have to hurry back to Gaeabrande!

Apparently, the last Heavenly King is attacking the capital!

Well then, let's get going.

At the time, I was too agitated to notice.

Seiya didn't say "I'm perfectly prepared."

Men, don't let them scare you!

This is a life-or-death moment for Roseguard!

I-It's a total battleground here.

Mr. Hero, we've been expecting you.

A Demon Lord army of elite forces led by the Heavenly King Eraser Kaiser

is attacking the capital city.

Our own forces are in retreat from their terrifying military might.

Until at last, they are at the doors of the capital, Orphée.

What you're saying is, our backs are against the wall.

Mm-hmm.

His aura is completely different from the other devils.

He's the last of the Four Heavenly Kings.

Eraser Kaiser.

Not counting Thanatos, he is definitely the most powerful foe we've seen.

"Eraser Kaiser" Not counting Thanatos, he is definitely the most powerful foe we've seen.

Humans! Send out your mightiest man!

Is your empire full of nothing but weaklings?!

--The Warmaster! --It's the Warmaster!

He's here to save us all!

That's the greatest warrior in the capital?

H-He's an old man, isn't he?

What do you want, you broken-down coot?

I don't remember asking for a sacrifice.

Seiya, go! You need to help him!

I won't have to.

Huh?

Then I'll show you, you one-foot-in-the-grave old codger...

...my Mode: Evil Six!

Crushing Saint's Light!

Wh-Wha--?! Impossible...! Y-You're a human, not even a hero...!

N-No way! A one-shot kill?

--Fall back! --Fall back!

Massive Saint's Light!

"Warmaster" "Wohlks Roseguard"

"Warmaster" "Wohlks Roseguard" What stats!

"Warmaster" "Wohlks Roseguard" Imagine, a human like this.

Goddess, it is an honor to meet you.

I hope these old bones have not stolen your hero's moment.

N-No, not at all! I'm grateful to you for defeating that powerful foe.

The Warmaster really is awesome!

He took out the last Heavenly King in the blink of an eye!

But if you're this strong

why don't you take part in putting down the Demon Lord?

Well, I...

Well, you...?

O-Oh, no! The Warmaster...!

C-Clear the area! Hurry!

I-It's not some incurable disease or something, is it?

Is that why he can't leave the capital?

The Warmaster is... The Warmaster is...

...about to infantilize!

Huh?

Wah! I wet myself!

--Huh? --Huh?