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As a dad,
I know my kids inside and out.
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If being up on what they
were into was a game show,
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I'd win every time.
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It's time to play
"You Do Know Jack,"
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with your host, Joel McHale!
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Welcome back.
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Let's get right into it
with our returning champ.
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Jack's dad, Andre Johnson.
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First question.
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For $100, who does Jack think
is in every limousine?
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Michael B. Jordan.
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[ Ding! I Correct!
Next question.
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For $200,
what is Jack allergic to?
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Yellow jackets.
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Correct!
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Bonus question.
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What does he say
he's allergic to?
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Haters!
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[ Ding! I Exactly.
You are on a roll.
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Okay, now, for $10 billion
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and a washer/dryer...
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what after-school club
did Jack join today?
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You've got 10 seconds
on the clock.
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Dance.
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Skate dance?
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Cheerleading by accident?
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Oh! I am sorry, Jack.
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Tell your idiot dad
what he should have known.
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I joined robotics club.
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I said I joined robotics club.
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Ah.
On purpose?
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Well, I'm sorry, big fella.
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Let's say goodbye to our
big loser, Andre Johnson.
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Okay, stay tuned
for our next show,
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"Why Are Junior's Showers
So Long?"
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♪ BLACK-ISH♪ Season 06 Episode 17
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Episode Title: "You Don't Know Jack"
Aired on: 02/25/20220
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So, what made you
choose robotics?
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Oh, a-and a follow-up
to that question,
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what is robotics?
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It's a club where
we build robots,
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program them to perform tasks,
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and compete against
other schools.
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- Yeah.
- Ah. Sounds great.
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- But why would you want to do that?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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This isn't so you can
build your own cop, is it?
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Dre, I told you he was too young
to see that movie.
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No, Mom. Mason's a member, and
he said I should check it out.
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- Oh, that's nice.
- Mm.
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I've been setting a lot
of trends this year. - Oh.
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During attendance,
I started saying "Ya heard"
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when the teachers call my name.
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Turns out the club
is pretty cool.
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- We need to do some research.
- Huh.
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Let's go upstairs and watch
"WALL-E," Mason.
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Ya heard.
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Oh. Yep. G-Got it.
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- Yeah. You know what? It's...
- That's good, Mason.
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You know,
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I would've
never guessed robotics,
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- but he seems happy.
- Yeah.
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I was worried when he got cut
from the basketball team
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because he was so sad and lost.
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I know.
He was a bummer, Dre.
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Mama gets enough of that
at work.
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Can't come home to it.
Not enough wine in this house.
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Nope. Thank God we
encouraged him to find his thing.
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Wha... Mm. Okay.
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Andre, you brought our child
to one step show.
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I am the parent who steered him
towards math and science.
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You took him beekeeping.
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That's a science.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Bees do all the work.
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We snatch their honey
with no compensation.
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Huh. Sounds a lot like
something else we know. Okay.
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Stop making everything
about slavery.
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I wish I could, Bow.
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I wish I could.
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Ugh!
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You know what I hate?
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Silent alarms.
Loiter laws.
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Fire extinguishers.
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Men with ponytails.
Girls named after months.
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Rachael Ray.
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Yes, but I also hate that I have
to do this assignment.
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- What assignment?
- It's a five-page paper
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on the life of
an inspiring woman.
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- Double-spaced?
- Single.
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- Oof!
- Stakes are high.
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Well, all you got
to do is make sure
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that the person that you ask
has lived a lot of life.
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A lot of life.
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Got it.
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Hey, Grandma.
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- Yes?
- I need a favor.
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Can you hook me up with a woman
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who's led an interesting life?
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What?
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Uh, yes, me!
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I'm the most interesting person
in this house.
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I don't know, you just worked
at the post office.
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Just worked at the post office?
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Little girl, I integrated
the post office.
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You think Compton had
a Black mail woman before me?
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When I started, the place
looked like a Vermont jail!
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Hmm. Interesting.
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- Civil rights pioneer.
- Mm-hmm.
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That'll fill two pages.
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Alright, Grandma, let's do this.
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Um, okay, uh, did you
ever defuse a mail bomb
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or deliver a giant
sweepstakes check?
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Oh, sweetie, bigger than that.
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Now, the story begins with me...
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Hold on.
I'm gonna put on a pot of tea.
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Yeah. And get a pair
of earmuffs for the baby.
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This is gonna be a spicy story.
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Hey, Sha.
Hey, look here, man.
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I'm not gonna be able to make
the Clipper game Saturday night.
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Got to take my son to
his robotics competition.
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No, man, I don't know
if the robots have boobs.
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Hey, I got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
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You know, it is so great
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that you're getting behind Jack
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and supporting
his interest in robotics.
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It's what I do.
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No, actually, it's...
It's not what you do at all
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which is why
it is so impressive.
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You know, I'm serious, Dad.
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There are so many
parents these days
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who are too scared to put
their kids in situations
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where they're gonna be
really challenged.
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Jack has got that fire
back in his eyes.
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Ah. He has that same look he had
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when he beat those grown-ups
in that hot-dog-eating contest.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know Valley Glen
Prep's robotics team
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has always been pretty intense.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Remember my friend Samir?
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Of course I do. He was
your only brown friend.
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Yeah, he was on the robotics
team, and the stress got to him.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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He had a breakdown,
converted to Mormonism,
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and ended up going to college
in Utah.
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Almost got kicked out
for drinking an iced tea.
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Wow.
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- All because of robots?
- Yep.
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But, you know, that's what makes
what you're doing so amazing.
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You're just throwing
caution to the wind
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and chucking Jack into the deep
end with no life jacket.
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Uh-huh.
That's what I'm doing.
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But both of us know
he is gonna do great things.
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Uh, yeah, yeah!
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Yeah, bo...
both of us know that.
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You know, I am so proud of you.
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You probably don't hear this enough,
but you're a great dad.
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Junior's pep talk spun me out.
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I had to make sure Jack wasn't
going to take another loss.
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Huh.
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- Okay, hey, babe?
- Yeah.
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Uh, maybe we need to
pull Jack out of this.
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- What?
- This doesn't look too safe.
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I mean, look, that...
That kid over there
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is using electrical tools.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Jack could lose a finger.
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A-And what do you do
with this thing, huh?
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B... Ow!
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- Dre.
- What?
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You make coffee.
It's a coffee maker.
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What happened to being
all-in for robotics?
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This is the reason
I discourage you
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from coming to school functions.
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Okay, look, look,
it's just that Jack
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finally got that fire
back in his eyes,
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and if he fails at this,
that fire might go out forever.
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Well, if he's gonna get
into robotics, baby,
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there's some things
I need to know.
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Like, how much is this
gonna cost us?
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Because this stuff,
it looks expensive.
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I mean, there's supplies
for the robots,
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pictures with the robots,
robot food.
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I just don't want
to get scammed.
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- Okay.
- Oh, speaking of scams.
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- No, no. No,
- I... Hey, hey, Biggs.
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Uh, what kind of money grab
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y'all got going on
with this here?
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This is all included in tuition,
Mr. Johnson.
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I'm so sorry.
He hasn't eaten lunch today.
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Oh. Wow.
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What are you doing, Dre?
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No, Bow, what are you doing?
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I don't think Jack
is ready for this, babe.
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Hey, guys.
Check out my robot.
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Oh, wow.
Your robot?
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- Take a look.
- Enter command.
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- You built this?
- Yeah, I built this from scratch,
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and then I coded
a few simple commands.
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Watch.
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Simple commands?
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Son, you gave this thing life.
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You are a life giver.
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My son is a genius, everybody!
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A genius.
He get it from his daddy.
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You said you weren't
bringing him.
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- He said he wasn't coming.
- Genius!
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I was proud of Jack and his
robot, even if it was named
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after my least favorite Laker.
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Ooh!
LeBot James does it again!
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Alright. Let's run it once more
from the top, alright?
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Can you make it do that again?
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Of course I can, Dad.
I programmed it.
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Okay.
Yes, you did program it.
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Yes, you did!
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"Star Wars" ain't
got nothing on you.
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- Hey, Bow.
- Yeah?
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Put your phone down
and come over here
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and look at your son's
greatness.
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Uh...
He's a genius.
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Where was all this enthusiasm
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when I did the half-marathon?
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Well, I was half-happy for you.
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Please continue
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to intellectually distance
yourself from this man.
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Oh. I love that
you're doing robotics, sweetie.
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Hey, not as much as I love it.
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Alright. I'm gonna shut
LBJ down for the night.
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It's all about load management
before regionals.
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- Mm.
- You do that, son.
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- So...
- Mm-hmm.
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- Well, good night, LeBot.
- Ooh!
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Good night.
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Hey, Bow.
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Can you believe that
Jack is a science kid?
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I was not expecting this.
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All the dreams that died
when Junior dropped out,
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they've come back to life.
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna be there
for him and his team,
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- whatever they need.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm talking about computers,
batteries,
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money, girls.
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- Not the girls. No.
- Ah.
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Maybe... Maybe something
a little more practical.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Uh-huh.
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- Tracksuits.
- Ah!
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Yeah, you know, ladies love
a dude in a tracksuit.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, you know what?
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This is opening up
a whole new world, Bow.
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Tell me about it.
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We've got to re-evaluate
our plans for this kid.
250
00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,433
- Got to aim higher.
- Mm-hmm.
251
00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:06,433
More math,
more science in high school. - Yeah.
252
00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,013
- Dre?
- What?
253
00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:10,757
What about engineering college?
254
00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,671
- I'm with you.
- Yeah.
255
00:09:12,756 --> 00:09:14,571
He gets accepted into
a great college...
256
00:09:14,656 --> 00:09:16,820
- Yeah...
- the government recruits him?
257
00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:18,289
- Oh, my God.
- Bow.
258
00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:21,387
- Yes?
- This is our ticket
259
00:09:21,503 --> 00:09:25,817
into the Apocalypse bunker
under the Denver Airport.
260
00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:30,208
There's gonna be Black people in
the future because of our son.
261
00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,435
Yes!
262
00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,596
And that's how my grandmother
single-handedly overcame
263
00:09:34,681 --> 00:09:38,557
the institutional racism of the
United States Postal Service.
264
00:09:38,642 --> 00:09:41,206
Excuse me?
So, you're saying Compton
265
00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:44,700
never had a Black
mail lady before 1973?
266
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,785
It did not.
Let me finish my story.
267
00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:49,419
Much like Jackie Robinson,
268
00:09:49,504 --> 00:09:51,214
it took a certain kind
of person to endure...
269
00:09:51,238 --> 00:09:52,155
Me again.
270
00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:54,090
Sorry to be that guy,
271
00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:56,802
but looks like there
were quite a few Black women
272
00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,732
who worked there before 1973.
273
00:10:00,318 --> 00:10:02,614
But this is what
my grandma told me.
274
00:10:02,699 --> 00:10:04,677
It's okay, Diane,
my grandmother told me
275
00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:06,661
Obama was born in Kenya,
276
00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:09,466
and now she doesn't come
to Thanksgiving anymore.
277
00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,347
No, no, no, you have
to understand,
278
00:10:11,432 --> 00:10:15,138
my grandmother was the first
Black mail carrier in Compton.
279
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,063
That's why Quincy Jones
chose her to personally
280
00:10:17,104 --> 00:10:18,349
deliver his Grammy...
281
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,989
Oh...
282
00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:27,215
Uh, can I get an extension?
283
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,101
It doesn't matter at this point.
284
00:10:29,186 --> 00:10:30,296
Okay.
285
00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:31,771
The Super Bowl of robotics
286
00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:34,177
is called the FIRST Robotics
Competition.
287
00:10:34,262 --> 00:10:36,678
And the same way
the Mannings play football,
288
00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:39,219
the Johnsons were about
to become robot people.
289
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:42,060
Go, Jack!
You got this, baby!
290
00:10:42,145 --> 00:10:44,101
Isn't it nice
that one of our kids
291
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,739
has finally found a sport
that makes sense?
292
00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:48,599
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, and Jack is
293
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,468
so enthusiastic about this.
294
00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:52,599
Way more realistic than him
joining the A$AP mob.
295
00:10:52,684 --> 00:10:54,474
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, oh.
296
00:10:54,592 --> 00:10:56,298
Looks like Jack is up next.
297
00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:57,799
Those judges better
be nice to him.
298
00:10:57,884 --> 00:10:59,587
I know how to put
somebody in a coma
299
00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:01,028
without leaving any evidence.
300
00:11:01,113 --> 00:11:02,611
That's why I love you.
301
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,058
Oh, hey!
Here he goes!
302
00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:04,867
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
303
00:11:04,952 --> 00:11:06,339
- Uh-huh.
- Good job, sweetheart.
304
00:11:06,423 --> 00:11:08,338
Good job.
My son, he programmed that.
305
00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:11,158
He's gonna work for NASA.
Yeah, Black Bill Gates.
306
00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:12,612
Black Bill Gates!
307
00:11:12,697 --> 00:11:13,511
Black Bill Gates!
308
00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:14,721
BBG!
309
00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:16,158
Way to go, Jack!
Whoo-whoo!
310
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,779
That's our kid.
311
00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:21,424
Okay!
Oh!
312
00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,149
They have a flair
for the dramatic, I see.
313
00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,586
Look at this!
It's like a stage show in Vegas.
314
00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:26,757
Alright!
315
00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:36,048
- Oh. Okay. Wow.
- Whoa.
316
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,119
Wow!
317
00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:41,410
Why are those robots so big
and... and Jack's is so...
318
00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:42,931
Dinky.
319
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,892
I think the word
you're looking for is dinky.
320
00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:49,338
My kid programmed that one.
321
00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,128
Whoa.
322
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,080
Oh.
323
00:11:53,165 --> 00:11:54,845
You boned me, Grandma.
324
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:58,252
I told your little postal story
to my class, and it's all lies.
325
00:11:58,392 --> 00:12:01,001
I'm sure it was just
a misunderstanding.
326
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,228
It was no misunderstanding.
327
00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,779
Our grandmother
straight-up lies.
328
00:12:03,871 --> 00:12:05,367
She doesn't lie.
329
00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:07,697
She's just lived
an incredible life.
330
00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:09,010
Uh, Grandma, you can prove
331
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,061
that you were Pam Grier's
body double, right?
332
00:12:11,146 --> 00:12:13,650
W-Well, yeah.
I mean...
333
00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:16,901
But Magic Johnson
is your cousin, right?
334
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:21,150
Well, if you go back far enough,
I know he is.
335
00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:23,260
My application to
the Navajo Nation
336
00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:25,510
is coming back rejected, isn't it?
337
00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:28,541
How could you let me buy
all that turquoise?
338
00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:31,162
Look, I-I don't have
to explain myself
339
00:12:31,247 --> 00:12:34,293
to some grown-ass man
who thought his light eyes
340
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,334
were gonna get him
a casino check.
341
00:12:36,419 --> 00:12:37,760
You made me humiliate myself
342
00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:40,088
in front of my entire class,
Grandma.
343
00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:42,431
Forget it. I'm just gonna
go with Mom's story
344
00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:44,882
of when she found that potato
that looked like Tom Hanks.
345
00:12:45,101 --> 00:12:47,857
Hey, Diane.
Diane, Diane, wait, wait.
346
00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:50,174
Come on, now.
I'm sorry.
347
00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:53,691
I didn't mean to embarrass you
by making up that story.
348
00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:56,590
I just... You know, I thought
I'd say something cool
349
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,330
for all your friends.
350
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,911
But the truth is,
you were right about me.
351
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:04,322
I just don't have
an impressive story.
352
00:13:04,577 --> 00:13:07,493
Hold up, Grandma.
That isn't true.
353
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:11,494
I mean, you raised an entire
family as a single mother.
354
00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,825
Junior, half the women on
my block were single mothers.
355
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:17,803
Well, you're the only
person I know
356
00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:19,181
who's fired a gun at someone.
357
00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:21,330
If you were alive in the '70s,
358
00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:22,921
you fired a gun at someone.
359
00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:25,292
That's certainly not a story.
360
00:13:25,377 --> 00:13:28,767
Grandma, you blew up a boat
and got away with it.
361
00:13:28,852 --> 00:13:32,098
Well, I don't know if I got
away with it entirely.
362
00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:36,299
I'm not legally allowed in
or around the ocean.
363
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:38,710
Alright, look,
enough of this, okay?
364
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,408
I'm gonna call
one of my girlfriends
365
00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:42,869
who served on City Council
for 25 years,
366
00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:45,530
and we'll get your paper
fixed up, okay?
367
00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:47,661
No, Grandma.
368
00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:49,335
This is it.
369
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,595
This is the assignment.
370
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,619
I'm gonna do it about you,
the real you.
371
00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,885
The one that inspires me.
372
00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,145
To violence without consequence.
373
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,041
Well, in that case,
374
00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:07,963
let me tell you about
the time I found out
375
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,479
how much arsenic
wouldn't kill your grandfather.
376
00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:13,385
- Okay.
- Yeah.
377
00:14:13,627 --> 00:14:17,335
There they go...
Two very dangerous women.
378
00:14:23,553 --> 00:14:25,419
Way to go, Kevin!
379
00:14:25,504 --> 00:14:27,380
Uh, hey.
Uh, excuse me.
380
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,051
Uh, what is this?
381
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,970
Uh, this is robotics.
382
00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:33,431
If this is robotics, what
the hell was my son doing?
383
00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:35,400
Uh, his best?
384
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:39,481
Oh, I hope not, because those
robots are doing windmill dunks.
385
00:14:39,642 --> 00:14:41,928
Jack's robot couldn't even
make it to the gym.
386
00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:45,722
Hey, how can kids this young
build robots like this?
387
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,050
It's not that tough.
388
00:14:47,135 --> 00:14:50,551
All you really need is a basic
understanding of C or C++.
389
00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:53,565
I take it you're not
talking about grades.
390
00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:55,292
No.
391
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:57,237
How do you know so much
about this, man?
392
00:14:57,385 --> 00:14:58,925
What are you,
a-a rocket scientist?
393
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,676
Aerospace engineer,
but I won't bust your balls.
394
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:03,261
Oh, no.
395
00:15:03,441 --> 00:15:05,300
My son's playing checkers
396
00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:09,301
while the robots these kids
designed are playing chess.
397
00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:11,534
We're all in over our heads.
398
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,331
Jack is doomed.
399
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:14,478
Ah, hey, Dad.
400
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,548
Hey!
There's my boy genius!
401
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,556
Ha. Look.
Isn't it cool?
402
00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,637
It's a real medal,
not like the fake ones
403
00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:22,228
Pops wears to get
on airplanes early.
404
00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:23,791
Ah.
You know what, son?
405
00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,369
I'm proud of you, man.
That's great.
406
00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:28,017
You know, I wasn't
sure about robotics,
407
00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:29,565
but now I'm really feeling it.
408
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:31,156
Who knows what
this could lead to?
409
00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:32,837
I could become an engineer.
410
00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:35,673
Yeah. Oh,
I could end up working for NASA.
411
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:36,876
Uh-huh.
412
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:38,980
I could end up being
on the design team
413
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,851
that comes up with
the next space shuttle.
414
00:15:40,936 --> 00:15:42,982
Well, I don't know about
the space shuttle, son.
415
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:44,579
What?
416
00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:46,040
Hey, you did great out there,
417
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,689
and I'm proud of you, you know,
418
00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:51,470
but only the best of the best
get to work on stuff like that.
419
00:15:51,555 --> 00:15:53,384
So I can't be the best
of the best?
420
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:57,215
I'm just saying maybe we should
manage your expectations.
421
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,386
You're telling me
to manage expectations?
422
00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:02,111
You got a 2019
Clippers championship tattoo
423
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:03,775
before the season started.
424
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,633
Wow. I didn't expect you to
become one of the haters, Dad.
425
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:07,735
What?
426
00:16:07,786 --> 00:16:09,112
You know I'm allergic.
427
00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:19,604
I had let my son down
by telling him the truth.
428
00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:24,064
Which is why I always say,
"Lying saves lives."
429
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,145
Hey.
Where's Jack?
430
00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:28,057
I don't know.
He's, uh, you know,
431
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,579
probably getting
an ice cream... - Oh.
432
00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:31,011
Or hanging out with his friends
433
00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:32,284
or crying in a corner
434
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:33,886
because his father
doesn't believe in him.
435
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,057
What did you do?
436
00:16:35,142 --> 00:16:37,096
Jack said he wanted
to build rockets,
437
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,767
and I might have said
that he couldn't do it.
438
00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:41,823
- Dre.
- What?
439
00:16:42,024 --> 00:16:44,570
The brave men and women
of the space program
440
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,935
put themselves in enough danger.
441
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,893
What was I supposed to do, huh?
442
00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:50,184
He's acting like
robotics is his future.
443
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:51,395
Maybe it is.
444
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,556
- Bow.
- Yeah?
445
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,316
- Look around you.
- Huh? What?
446
00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:56,807
Alright. Jack is in
way over his head,
447
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,307
and we can't help him catch up,
448
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,129
because we are in way
over our heads, - Too, Bow.
449
00:17:01,214 --> 00:17:03,206
N-No... You know what?
Name me two jobs at NASA.
450
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,737
- Uh, okay. Uh, astronaut and...
- Mm-hmm.
451
00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:06,979
Hidden figure.
452
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:08,824
- See? And you're the science parent.
- Okay.
453
00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:10,611
How is this gonna be his thing?
454
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:13,853
Dre, maybe his thing is just
enjoying himself
455
00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:16,579
and... and discovering
a new interest.
456
00:17:16,664 --> 00:17:18,962
But is that enough?
457
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:22,259
I want to do more, but I don't
want to see him fail again.
458
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,853
Maybe there isn't more
for you to do, Dre.
459
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:28,213
Maybe it's just about
cheering him on
460
00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:30,713
when he has a great day
like today.
461
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,440
Yeah.
462
00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,009
He did do good today, didn't he?
463
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,170
- Yes, he did.
- Yeah, well, slow your roll.
464
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,306
- He didn't kill it.
- Dre.
465
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,076
- I mean, the robot arm, it...
- Come on.- Sorry.
466
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,926
Oh. But I couldn't
help overhearing.
467
00:17:41,011 --> 00:17:43,156
Okay. You know,
when I first got into inventing,
468
00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:45,320
- my parents didn't get it either.
- Mm.
469
00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:48,398
But they supported it,
and that meant the world to me.
470
00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:50,210
Okay, you know, buddy,
I don't mean to c-cut you off,
471
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,101
but, uh, I don't really
talk to weirdos
472
00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:55,562
at, uh, robotic competitions,
you know?
473
00:17:55,647 --> 00:17:57,527
- It's just how I was raised.
- Oh, no.
474
00:17:57,674 --> 00:17:58,880
I get that a lot.
475
00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,883
- Yeah, I bet you do.
- Okay, Dre.
476
00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:03,617
What? You just called
Dean Kamen a weirdo.
477
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:04,555
Look.
478
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,896
Yeah, that man right there.
479
00:18:06,023 --> 00:18:07,586
Correction...
you let me
480
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,453
call Dean Kamen a weirdo.
481
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,288
- This one is on you.
- Hey, hey, Dean!
482
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:14,579
Hey, is Pluto still a planet,
or is it just a star now?!
483
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,685
Hey.
484
00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:21,357
That's a good spot for that.
485
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,312
I put it with
my basketball trophy
486
00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:25,453
and the hot-dog-eating contest.
487
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,577
Ah, it really tells
"The Story of Jack."
488
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,947
Oh, let me read
this story of Jack.
489
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,389
Hey, son.
490
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,474
I just want to say I'm sorry
for what I said before.
491
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,046
You were right.
492
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,553
I was hatin' for a minute.
493
00:18:41,638 --> 00:18:43,780
But the truth is...
494
00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:47,611
I just want to let you know
I'm proud of you.
495
00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:50,296
You know, this whole robot thing
496
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,647
is new to me and kind of scary.
497
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,598
Of course it's scary to you.
498
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,309
You were born before
the light bulb.
499
00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:59,190
Hmm? Robotics was scary for me,
too, in the beginning,
500
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,651
but then I saw that you learn
more from your failures
501
00:19:01,736 --> 00:19:03,152
than you do from your successes.
502
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:05,131
Alright. Yeah!
503
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:06,389
A-And that's not all.
504
00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:08,947
It made me realize that I can
apply that to everything.
505
00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:11,318
School, TikToks, cooking.
506
00:19:11,492 --> 00:19:13,658
Today I made a ham
and peanut butter sandwich.
507
00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:16,369
- That was a hard fail.
- Mm.
508
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:19,410
But... But, hey, tomorrow
I can try ham and jelly.
509
00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:20,850
Who knows?
510
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:22,780
Yeah, son.
Who knows?
511
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,342
I think robotics is your thing.
512
00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:29,377
Yeah, I'm... I'm happy that
you're learning from this
513
00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:31,258
and that you're so into it.
514
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:33,438
I'm proud of you,
Mr. Roboto.
515
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,194
Thanks, Dad.
516
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,405
Hey, let's get serious
for a second.
517
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:42,814
Whose job do you think will be
replaced by a robot first?
518
00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:45,327
Mine or your mother's?
519
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320
Probably Mom's.
520
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,553
Yes!
521
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:52,585
Because yours won't exist
in five years.
522
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:53,750
Uh...
523
00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:58,647
But I don't have
any savings, son.
524
00:20:00,226 --> 00:20:02,882
And that's how my grandmother
found herself in maritime jail
525
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:04,562
with a snitch named Sheila,
526
00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:06,976
and, as you can tell
from my earlier stories...
527
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:09,115
- Ruby don't like no snitch!
- Ruby don't like no snitch!
528
00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:10,328
Exactly.
529
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:12,664
I'm sorry, I just have
a problem believing that
530
00:20:12,749 --> 00:20:14,453
if you grandmother caused
all this physical
531
00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:16,726
and mental damage,
that she could coexist
532
00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:18,421
in the same house
as your grandfather.
533
00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:20,232
Oh, be quiet, Jackson!
534
00:20:21,194 --> 00:20:23,445
Now, tell us more about
your grandmother.
535
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:27,960
I'm feeling powerful,
like when I listen to Lizzo.
536
00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:31,922
Okay.
Well, the year was 1983.
537
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:34,562
A young Terry McMillan
watched my grandma
538
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:36,516
throw a bunch of
my grandfather's clothes
539
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,265
into his car.
540
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:41,413
And the rest will live in
cinematic and literary history.
541
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:44,031
Synchronized by srjanapala
542
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,820
Wow. Wow.
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