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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:04,032 As a dad, I know my kids inside and out. 2 00:00:04,117 --> 00:00:06,946 If being up on what they were into was a game show, 3 00:00:07,031 --> 00:00:08,398 I'd win every time. 4 00:00:08,483 --> 00:00:10,576 It's time to play "You Do Know Jack," 5 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:12,773 with your host, Joel McHale! 6 00:00:12,858 --> 00:00:14,172 Welcome back. 7 00:00:14,256 --> 00:00:16,601 Let's get right into it with our returning champ. 8 00:00:16,686 --> 00:00:18,562 Jack's dad, Andre Johnson. 9 00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:20,406 First question. 10 00:00:20,491 --> 00:00:25,765 For $100, who does Jack think is in every limousine? 11 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:27,054 Michael B. Jordan. 12 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:28,429 [ Ding! I Correct! Next question. 13 00:00:28,514 --> 00:00:33,296 For $200, what is Jack allergic to? 14 00:00:33,489 --> 00:00:35,065 Yellow jackets. 15 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:36,453 Correct! 16 00:00:36,538 --> 00:00:37,726 Bonus question. 17 00:00:37,811 --> 00:00:39,847 What does he say he's allergic to? 18 00:00:40,087 --> 00:00:41,156 Haters! 19 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,468 [ Ding! I Exactly. You are on a roll. 20 00:00:43,553 --> 00:00:46,302 Okay, now, for $10 billion 21 00:00:46,387 --> 00:00:47,755 and a washer/dryer... 22 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,498 what after-school club did Jack join today? 23 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,674 You've got 10 seconds on the clock. 24 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:55,562 Dance. 25 00:00:55,654 --> 00:00:57,450 Skate dance? 26 00:00:57,988 --> 00:00:59,703 Cheerleading by accident? 27 00:00:59,788 --> 00:01:02,333 Oh! I am sorry, Jack. 28 00:01:02,418 --> 00:01:05,414 Tell your idiot dad what he should have known. 29 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,021 I joined robotics club. 30 00:01:08,683 --> 00:01:10,240 I said I joined robotics club. 31 00:01:10,442 --> 00:01:11,865 Ah. On purpose? 32 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:13,974 Well, I'm sorry, big fella. 33 00:01:14,059 --> 00:01:17,333 Let's say goodbye to our big loser, Andre Johnson. 34 00:01:17,418 --> 00:01:19,004 Okay, stay tuned for our next show, 35 00:01:19,089 --> 00:01:21,724 "Why Are Junior's Showers So Long?" 36 00:01:21,808 --> 00:01:23,808 ♪ BLACK-ISH♪ Season 06 Episode 17 37 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,568 Episode Title: "You Don't Know Jack" Aired on: 02/25/20220 38 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:29,016 So, what made you choose robotics? 39 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,389 Oh, a-and a follow-up to that question, 40 00:01:31,474 --> 00:01:32,976 what is robotics? 41 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,016 It's a club where we build robots, 42 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:36,766 program them to perform tasks, 43 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:37,727 and compete against other schools. 44 00:01:37,811 --> 00:01:39,451 - Yeah. - Ah. Sounds great. 45 00:01:39,536 --> 00:01:41,736 - But why would you want to do that? - Wait, wait, wait. 46 00:01:41,771 --> 00:01:44,531 This isn't so you can build your own cop, is it? 47 00:01:44,616 --> 00:01:46,936 Dre, I told you he was too young to see that movie. 48 00:01:47,021 --> 00:01:50,156 No, Mom. Mason's a member, and he said I should check it out. 49 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:51,287 - Oh, that's nice. - Mm. 50 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,092 I've been setting a lot of trends this year. - Oh. 51 00:01:53,116 --> 00:01:55,241 During attendance, I started saying "Ya heard" 52 00:01:55,326 --> 00:01:56,566 when the teachers call my name. 53 00:01:56,678 --> 00:01:58,107 Turns out the club is pretty cool. 54 00:01:58,191 --> 00:01:59,795 - We need to do some research. - Huh. 55 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:01,708 Let's go upstairs and watch "WALL-E," Mason. 56 00:02:02,139 --> 00:02:03,273 Ya heard. 57 00:02:03,358 --> 00:02:05,241 Oh. Yep. G-Got it. 58 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,138 - Yeah. You know what? It's... - That's good, Mason. 59 00:02:07,162 --> 00:02:08,303 You know, 60 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,395 I would've never guessed robotics, 61 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,186 - but he seems happy. - Yeah. 62 00:02:13,271 --> 00:02:15,935 I was worried when he got cut from the basketball team 63 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,356 because he was so sad and lost. 64 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,766 I know. He was a bummer, Dre. 65 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,606 Mama gets enough of that at work. 66 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:25,436 Can't come home to it. Not enough wine in this house. 67 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,566 Nope. Thank God we encouraged him to find his thing. 68 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,896 Wha... Mm. Okay. 69 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:34,856 Andre, you brought our child to one step show. 70 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:39,140 I am the parent who steered him towards math and science. 71 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,186 You took him beekeeping. 72 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,436 That's a science. 73 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,773 - Is it? - Yeah. 74 00:02:43,858 --> 00:02:45,306 Bees do all the work. 75 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:48,476 We snatch their honey with no compensation. 76 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,016 Huh. Sounds a lot like something else we know. Okay. 77 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,249 Stop making everything about slavery. 78 00:02:53,334 --> 00:02:54,756 I wish I could, Bow. 79 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,066 I wish I could. 80 00:02:57,770 --> 00:03:00,569 Ugh! 81 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:02,046 You know what I hate? 82 00:03:02,131 --> 00:03:03,856 Silent alarms. Loiter laws. 83 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:05,186 Fire extinguishers. 84 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:08,476 Men with ponytails. Girls named after months. 85 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,856 Rachael Ray. 86 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,896 Yes, but I also hate that I have to do this assignment. 87 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,234 - What assignment? - It's a five-page paper 88 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:16,859 on the life of an inspiring woman. 89 00:03:16,944 --> 00:03:18,726 - Double-spaced? - Single. 90 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:20,396 - Oof! - Stakes are high. 91 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,266 Well, all you got to do is make sure 92 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:25,106 that the person that you ask has lived a lot of life. 93 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,566 A lot of life. 94 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:28,186 Got it. 95 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:29,356 Hey, Grandma. 96 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,726 - Yes? - I need a favor. 97 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:33,281 Can you hook me up with a woman 98 00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:34,670 who's led an interesting life? 99 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:35,827 What? 100 00:03:35,912 --> 00:03:38,266 Uh, yes, me! 101 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,606 I'm the most interesting person in this house. 102 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:43,936 I don't know, you just worked at the post office. 103 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,265 Just worked at the post office? 104 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:49,726 Little girl, I integrated the post office. 105 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:53,436 You think Compton had a Black mail woman before me? 106 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,749 When I started, the place looked like a Vermont jail! 107 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,606 Hmm. Interesting. 108 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:01,054 - Civil rights pioneer. - Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:01,139 --> 00:04:02,396 That'll fill two pages. 110 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,766 Alright, Grandma, let's do this. 111 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:08,146 Um, okay, uh, did you ever defuse a mail bomb 112 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:10,146 or deliver a giant sweepstakes check? 113 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,566 Oh, sweetie, bigger than that. 114 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:15,186 Now, the story begins with me... 115 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:17,856 Hold on. I'm gonna put on a pot of tea. 116 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:21,016 Yeah. And get a pair of earmuffs for the baby. 117 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:25,030 This is gonna be a spicy story. 118 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:27,726 Hey, Sha. Hey, look here, man. 119 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:30,246 I'm not gonna be able to make the Clipper game Saturday night. 120 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,920 Got to take my son to his robotics competition. 121 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,530 No, man, I don't know if the robots have boobs. 122 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:38,306 Hey, I got to go. I'll talk to you later. 123 00:04:38,459 --> 00:04:41,066 You know, it is so great 124 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,364 that you're getting behind Jack 125 00:04:42,388 --> 00:04:44,804 and supporting his interest in robotics. 126 00:04:44,889 --> 00:04:46,217 It's what I do. 127 00:04:46,302 --> 00:04:48,895 No, actually, it's... It's not what you do at all 128 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:52,084 which is why it is so impressive. 129 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:53,537 You know, I'm serious, Dad. 130 00:04:53,622 --> 00:04:55,618 There are so many parents these days 131 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,991 who are too scared to put their kids in situations 132 00:04:59,076 --> 00:05:00,992 where they're gonna be really challenged. 133 00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:03,493 Jack has got that fire back in his eyes. 134 00:05:03,578 --> 00:05:05,784 Ah. He has that same look he had 135 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:08,455 when he beat those grown-ups in that hot-dog-eating contest. 136 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:10,100 Yeah. 137 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,686 Well, you know Valley Glen Prep's robotics team 138 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,131 has always been pretty intense. 139 00:05:14,216 --> 00:05:15,977 - Mm-hmm. - Remember my friend Samir? 140 00:05:16,061 --> 00:05:17,998 Of course I do. He was your only brown friend. 141 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:21,129 Yeah, he was on the robotics team, and the stress got to him. 142 00:05:21,214 --> 00:05:22,420 - Really? - Yep. 143 00:05:22,505 --> 00:05:24,881 He had a breakdown, converted to Mormonism, 144 00:05:24,966 --> 00:05:27,249 and ended up going to college in Utah. 145 00:05:27,334 --> 00:05:29,516 Almost got kicked out for drinking an iced tea. 146 00:05:29,601 --> 00:05:30,912 Wow. 147 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,686 - All because of robots? - Yep. 148 00:05:32,771 --> 00:05:35,807 But, you know, that's what makes what you're doing so amazing. 149 00:05:36,179 --> 00:05:38,175 You're just throwing caution to the wind 150 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:41,373 and chucking Jack into the deep end with no life jacket. 151 00:05:41,489 --> 00:05:43,670 Uh-huh. That's what I'm doing. 152 00:05:43,755 --> 00:05:47,030 But both of us know he is gonna do great things. 153 00:05:47,141 --> 00:05:48,951 Uh, yeah, yeah! 154 00:05:49,036 --> 00:05:50,928 Yeah, bo... both of us know that. 155 00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:53,639 You know, I am so proud of you. 156 00:05:54,515 --> 00:05:57,576 You probably don't hear this enough, but you're a great dad. 157 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:00,467 Junior's pep talk spun me out. 158 00:06:01,015 --> 00:06:03,912 I had to make sure Jack wasn't going to take another loss. 159 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:04,998 Huh. 160 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:06,655 - Okay, hey, babe? - Yeah. 161 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,217 Uh, maybe we need to pull Jack out of this. 162 00:06:09,309 --> 00:06:10,749 - What? - This doesn't look too safe. 163 00:06:10,779 --> 00:06:12,086 I mean, look, that... That kid over there 164 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,266 is using electrical tools. 165 00:06:13,351 --> 00:06:15,061 - Mm-hmm. - Jack could lose a finger. 166 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:17,121 A-And what do you do with this thing, huh? 167 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:18,252 B... Ow! 168 00:06:18,359 --> 00:06:19,485 - Dre. - What? 169 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,856 You make coffee. It's a coffee maker. 170 00:06:21,985 --> 00:06:24,991 What happened to being all-in for robotics? 171 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,499 This is the reason I discourage you 172 00:06:27,584 --> 00:06:28,698 from coming to school functions. 173 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,162 Okay, look, look, it's just that Jack 174 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,700 finally got that fire back in his eyes, 175 00:06:32,785 --> 00:06:36,004 and if he fails at this, that fire might go out forever. 176 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:38,114 Well, if he's gonna get into robotics, baby, 177 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:39,246 there's some things I need to know. 178 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:40,710 Like, how much is this gonna cost us? 179 00:06:40,753 --> 00:06:43,380 Because this stuff, it looks expensive. 180 00:06:43,465 --> 00:06:45,025 I mean, there's supplies for the robots, 181 00:06:45,058 --> 00:06:47,184 pictures with the robots, robot food. 182 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:48,628 I just don't want to get scammed. 183 00:06:48,652 --> 00:06:49,892 - Okay. - Oh, speaking of scams. 184 00:06:49,972 --> 00:06:51,412 - No, no. No, - I... Hey, hey, Biggs. 185 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,942 Uh, what kind of money grab 186 00:06:54,027 --> 00:06:55,347 y'all got going on with this here? 187 00:06:55,402 --> 00:06:57,770 This is all included in tuition, Mr. Johnson. 188 00:06:57,855 --> 00:07:00,590 I'm so sorry. He hasn't eaten lunch today. 189 00:07:00,749 --> 00:07:02,600 Oh. Wow. 190 00:07:02,685 --> 00:07:04,225 What are you doing, Dre? 191 00:07:04,314 --> 00:07:07,230 No, Bow, what are you doing? 192 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,199 I don't think Jack is ready for this, babe. 193 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:11,834 Hey, guys. Check out my robot. 194 00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:14,205 Oh, wow. Your robot? 195 00:07:14,290 --> 00:07:16,319 - Take a look. - Enter command. 196 00:07:16,404 --> 00:07:18,546 - You built this? - Yeah, I built this from scratch, 197 00:07:18,631 --> 00:07:20,417 and then I coded a few simple commands. 198 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:21,631 Watch. 199 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:26,413 Simple commands? 200 00:07:26,498 --> 00:07:28,405 Son, you gave this thing life. 201 00:07:28,663 --> 00:07:30,569 You are a life giver. 202 00:07:30,654 --> 00:07:32,910 My son is a genius, everybody! 203 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,608 A genius. He get it from his daddy. 204 00:07:34,693 --> 00:07:36,327 You said you weren't bringing him. 205 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:39,499 - He said he wasn't coming. - Genius! 206 00:07:40,077 --> 00:07:44,015 I was proud of Jack and his robot, even if it was named 207 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,734 after my least favorite Laker. 208 00:07:45,819 --> 00:07:48,070 Ooh! LeBot James does it again! 209 00:07:48,155 --> 00:07:50,232 Alright. Let's run it once more from the top, alright? 210 00:07:50,256 --> 00:07:51,428 Can you make it do that again? 211 00:07:51,452 --> 00:07:53,429 Of course I can, Dad. I programmed it. 212 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,414 Okay. Yes, you did program it. 213 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:56,664 Yes, you did! 214 00:07:56,749 --> 00:07:58,773 "Star Wars" ain't got nothing on you. 215 00:07:58,858 --> 00:07:59,695 - Hey, Bow. - Yeah? 216 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,998 Put your phone down and come over here 217 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,086 and look at your son's greatness. 218 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:03,316 Uh... He's a genius. 219 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,986 Where was all this enthusiasm 220 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,177 when I did the half-marathon? 221 00:08:06,201 --> 00:08:08,209 Well, I was half-happy for you. 222 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,609 Please continue 223 00:08:10,694 --> 00:08:13,562 to intellectually distance yourself from this man. 224 00:08:13,647 --> 00:08:15,773 Oh. I love that you're doing robotics, sweetie. 225 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:17,429 Hey, not as much as I love it. 226 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:20,010 Alright. I'm gonna shut LBJ down for the night. 227 00:08:20,095 --> 00:08:21,959 It's all about load management before regionals. 228 00:08:21,983 --> 00:08:22,914 - Mm. - You do that, son. 229 00:08:22,999 --> 00:08:23,921 - So... - Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:24,006 --> 00:08:25,336 - Well, good night, LeBot. - Ooh! 231 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,273 Good night. 232 00:08:26,358 --> 00:08:27,210 Hey, Bow. 233 00:08:27,295 --> 00:08:30,421 Can you believe that Jack is a science kid? 234 00:08:30,506 --> 00:08:32,122 I was not expecting this. 235 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,468 All the dreams that died when Junior dropped out, 236 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:36,936 they've come back to life. 237 00:08:37,021 --> 00:08:39,342 Yeah, well, I'm gonna be there for him and his team, 238 00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:40,484 - whatever they need. - Mm-hmm. 239 00:08:40,508 --> 00:08:42,094 I'm talking about computers, batteries, 240 00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:44,257 money, girls. 241 00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:45,742 - Not the girls. No. - Ah. 242 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,451 Maybe... Maybe something a little more practical. 243 00:08:47,475 --> 00:08:49,460 - Oh. Okay. - Uh-huh. 244 00:08:49,728 --> 00:08:50,960 - Tracksuits. - Ah! 245 00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:53,484 Yeah, you know, ladies love a dude in a tracksuit. 246 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,515 - Yeah. - Hey, you know what? 247 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,593 This is opening up a whole new world, Bow. 248 00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:58,687 Tell me about it. 249 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:01,763 We've got to re-evaluate our plans for this kid. 250 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,433 - Got to aim higher. - Mm-hmm. 251 00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:06,433 More math, more science in high school. - Yeah. 252 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,013 - Dre? - What? 253 00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:10,757 What about engineering college? 254 00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,671 - I'm with you. - Yeah. 255 00:09:12,756 --> 00:09:14,571 He gets accepted into a great college... 256 00:09:14,656 --> 00:09:16,820 - Yeah... - the government recruits him? 257 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:18,289 - Oh, my God. - Bow. 258 00:09:18,381 --> 00:09:21,387 - Yes? - This is our ticket 259 00:09:21,503 --> 00:09:25,817 into the Apocalypse bunker under the Denver Airport. 260 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:30,208 There's gonna be Black people in the future because of our son. 261 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,435 Yes! 262 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,596 And that's how my grandmother single-handedly overcame 263 00:09:34,681 --> 00:09:38,557 the institutional racism of the United States Postal Service. 264 00:09:38,642 --> 00:09:41,206 Excuse me? So, you're saying Compton 265 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:44,700 never had a Black mail lady before 1973? 266 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,785 It did not. Let me finish my story. 267 00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:49,419 Much like Jackie Robinson, 268 00:09:49,504 --> 00:09:51,214 it took a certain kind of person to endure... 269 00:09:51,238 --> 00:09:52,155 Me again. 270 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:54,090 Sorry to be that guy, 271 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:56,802 but looks like there were quite a few Black women 272 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,732 who worked there before 1973. 273 00:10:00,318 --> 00:10:02,614 But this is what my grandma told me. 274 00:10:02,699 --> 00:10:04,677 It's okay, Diane, my grandmother told me 275 00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:06,661 Obama was born in Kenya, 276 00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:09,466 and now she doesn't come to Thanksgiving anymore. 277 00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,347 No, no, no, you have to understand, 278 00:10:11,432 --> 00:10:15,138 my grandmother was the first Black mail carrier in Compton. 279 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,063 That's why Quincy Jones chose her to personally 280 00:10:17,104 --> 00:10:18,349 deliver his Grammy... 281 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,989 Oh... 282 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:27,215 Uh, can I get an extension? 283 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,101 It doesn't matter at this point. 284 00:10:29,186 --> 00:10:30,296 Okay. 285 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:31,771 The Super Bowl of robotics 286 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:34,177 is called the FIRST Robotics Competition. 287 00:10:34,262 --> 00:10:36,678 And the same way the Mannings play football, 288 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:39,219 the Johnsons were about to become robot people. 289 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:42,060 Go, Jack! You got this, baby! 290 00:10:42,145 --> 00:10:44,101 Isn't it nice that one of our kids 291 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,739 has finally found a sport that makes sense? 292 00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:48,599 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, and Jack is 293 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,468 so enthusiastic about this. 294 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:52,599 Way more realistic than him joining the A$AP mob. 295 00:10:52,684 --> 00:10:54,474 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, oh. 296 00:10:54,592 --> 00:10:56,298 Looks like Jack is up next. 297 00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:57,799 Those judges better be nice to him. 298 00:10:57,884 --> 00:10:59,587 I know how to put somebody in a coma 299 00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:01,028 without leaving any evidence. 300 00:11:01,113 --> 00:11:02,611 That's why I love you. 301 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,058 Oh, hey! Here he goes! 302 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:04,867 - Hey. - Hey, hey. 303 00:11:04,952 --> 00:11:06,339 - Uh-huh. - Good job, sweetheart. 304 00:11:06,423 --> 00:11:08,338 Good job. My son, he programmed that. 305 00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:11,158 He's gonna work for NASA. Yeah, Black Bill Gates. 306 00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:12,612 Black Bill Gates! 307 00:11:12,697 --> 00:11:13,511 Black Bill Gates! 308 00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:14,721 BBG! 309 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:16,158 Way to go, Jack! Whoo-whoo! 310 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,779 That's our kid. 311 00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:21,424 Okay! Oh! 312 00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,149 They have a flair for the dramatic, I see. 313 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,586 Look at this! It's like a stage show in Vegas. 314 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:26,757 Alright! 315 00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:36,048 - Oh. Okay. Wow. - Whoa. 316 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,119 Wow! 317 00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:41,410 Why are those robots so big and... and Jack's is so... 318 00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:42,931 Dinky. 319 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,892 I think the word you're looking for is dinky. 320 00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:49,338 My kid programmed that one. 321 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,128 Whoa. 322 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,080 Oh. 323 00:11:53,165 --> 00:11:54,845 You boned me, Grandma. 324 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:58,252 I told your little postal story to my class, and it's all lies. 325 00:11:58,392 --> 00:12:01,001 I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. 326 00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,228 It was no misunderstanding. 327 00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,779 Our grandmother straight-up lies. 328 00:12:03,871 --> 00:12:05,367 She doesn't lie. 329 00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:07,697 She's just lived an incredible life. 330 00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:09,010 Uh, Grandma, you can prove 331 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,061 that you were Pam Grier's body double, right? 332 00:12:11,146 --> 00:12:13,650 W-Well, yeah. I mean... 333 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:16,901 But Magic Johnson is your cousin, right? 334 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:21,150 Well, if you go back far enough, I know he is. 335 00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:23,260 My application to the Navajo Nation 336 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:25,510 is coming back rejected, isn't it? 337 00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:28,541 How could you let me buy all that turquoise? 338 00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:31,162 Look, I-I don't have to explain myself 339 00:12:31,247 --> 00:12:34,293 to some grown-ass man who thought his light eyes 340 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,334 were gonna get him a casino check. 341 00:12:36,419 --> 00:12:37,760 You made me humiliate myself 342 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:40,088 in front of my entire class, Grandma. 343 00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:42,431 Forget it. I'm just gonna go with Mom's story 344 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:44,882 of when she found that potato that looked like Tom Hanks. 345 00:12:45,101 --> 00:12:47,857 Hey, Diane. Diane, Diane, wait, wait. 346 00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:50,174 Come on, now. I'm sorry. 347 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:53,691 I didn't mean to embarrass you by making up that story. 348 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:56,590 I just... You know, I thought I'd say something cool 349 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,330 for all your friends. 350 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,911 But the truth is, you were right about me. 351 00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:04,322 I just don't have an impressive story. 352 00:13:04,577 --> 00:13:07,493 Hold up, Grandma. That isn't true. 353 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:11,494 I mean, you raised an entire family as a single mother. 354 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,825 Junior, half the women on my block were single mothers. 355 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:17,803 Well, you're the only person I know 356 00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:19,181 who's fired a gun at someone. 357 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:21,330 If you were alive in the '70s, 358 00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:22,921 you fired a gun at someone. 359 00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:25,292 That's certainly not a story. 360 00:13:25,377 --> 00:13:28,767 Grandma, you blew up a boat and got away with it. 361 00:13:28,852 --> 00:13:32,098 Well, I don't know if I got away with it entirely. 362 00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:36,299 I'm not legally allowed in or around the ocean. 363 00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:38,710 Alright, look, enough of this, okay? 364 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,408 I'm gonna call one of my girlfriends 365 00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:42,869 who served on City Council for 25 years, 366 00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:45,530 and we'll get your paper fixed up, okay? 367 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:47,661 No, Grandma. 368 00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:49,335 This is it. 369 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,595 This is the assignment. 370 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,619 I'm gonna do it about you, the real you. 371 00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,885 The one that inspires me. 372 00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,145 To violence without consequence. 373 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,041 Well, in that case, 374 00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:07,963 let me tell you about the time I found out 375 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,479 how much arsenic wouldn't kill your grandfather. 376 00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:13,385 - Okay. - Yeah. 377 00:14:13,627 --> 00:14:17,335 There they go... Two very dangerous women. 378 00:14:23,553 --> 00:14:25,419 Way to go, Kevin! 379 00:14:25,504 --> 00:14:27,380 Uh, hey. Uh, excuse me. 380 00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,051 Uh, what is this? 381 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,970 Uh, this is robotics. 382 00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:33,431 If this is robotics, what the hell was my son doing? 383 00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:35,400 Uh, his best? 384 00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:39,481 Oh, I hope not, because those robots are doing windmill dunks. 385 00:14:39,642 --> 00:14:41,928 Jack's robot couldn't even make it to the gym. 386 00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:45,722 Hey, how can kids this young build robots like this? 387 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,050 It's not that tough. 388 00:14:47,135 --> 00:14:50,551 All you really need is a basic understanding of C or C++. 389 00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:53,565 I take it you're not talking about grades. 390 00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:55,292 No. 391 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:57,237 How do you know so much about this, man? 392 00:14:57,385 --> 00:14:58,925 What are you, a-a rocket scientist? 393 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,676 Aerospace engineer, but I won't bust your balls. 394 00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:03,261 Oh, no. 395 00:15:03,441 --> 00:15:05,300 My son's playing checkers 396 00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:09,301 while the robots these kids designed are playing chess. 397 00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:11,534 We're all in over our heads. 398 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,331 Jack is doomed. 399 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:14,478 Ah, hey, Dad. 400 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,548 Hey! There's my boy genius! 401 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,556 Ha. Look. Isn't it cool? 402 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,637 It's a real medal, not like the fake ones 403 00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:22,228 Pops wears to get on airplanes early. 404 00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:23,791 Ah. You know what, son? 405 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,369 I'm proud of you, man. That's great. 406 00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:28,017 You know, I wasn't sure about robotics, 407 00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:29,565 but now I'm really feeling it. 408 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:31,156 Who knows what this could lead to? 409 00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:32,837 I could become an engineer. 410 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:35,673 Yeah. Oh, I could end up working for NASA. 411 00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:36,876 Uh-huh. 412 00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:38,980 I could end up being on the design team 413 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,851 that comes up with the next space shuttle. 414 00:15:40,936 --> 00:15:42,982 Well, I don't know about the space shuttle, son. 415 00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:44,579 What? 416 00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:46,040 Hey, you did great out there, 417 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,689 and I'm proud of you, you know, 418 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:51,470 but only the best of the best get to work on stuff like that. 419 00:15:51,555 --> 00:15:53,384 So I can't be the best of the best? 420 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:57,215 I'm just saying maybe we should manage your expectations. 421 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,386 You're telling me to manage expectations? 422 00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:02,111 You got a 2019 Clippers championship tattoo 423 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:03,775 before the season started. 424 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,633 Wow. I didn't expect you to become one of the haters, Dad. 425 00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:07,735 What? 426 00:16:07,786 --> 00:16:09,112 You know I'm allergic. 427 00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:19,604 I had let my son down by telling him the truth. 428 00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:24,064 Which is why I always say, "Lying saves lives." 429 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,145 Hey. Where's Jack? 430 00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:28,057 I don't know. He's, uh, you know, 431 00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,579 probably getting an ice cream... - Oh. 432 00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:31,011 Or hanging out with his friends 433 00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:32,284 or crying in a corner 434 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:33,886 because his father doesn't believe in him. 435 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,057 What did you do? 436 00:16:35,142 --> 00:16:37,096 Jack said he wanted to build rockets, 437 00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,767 and I might have said that he couldn't do it. 438 00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:41,823 - Dre. - What? 439 00:16:42,024 --> 00:16:44,570 The brave men and women of the space program 440 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,935 put themselves in enough danger. 441 00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,893 What was I supposed to do, huh? 442 00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:50,184 He's acting like robotics is his future. 443 00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:51,395 Maybe it is. 444 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,556 - Bow. - Yeah? 445 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,316 - Look around you. - Huh? What? 446 00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:56,807 Alright. Jack is in way over his head, 447 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,307 and we can't help him catch up, 448 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,129 because we are in way over our heads, - Too, Bow. 449 00:17:01,214 --> 00:17:03,206 N-No... You know what? Name me two jobs at NASA. 450 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,737 - Uh, okay. Uh, astronaut and... - Mm-hmm. 451 00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:06,979 Hidden figure. 452 00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:08,824 - See? And you're the science parent. - Okay. 453 00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:10,611 How is this gonna be his thing? 454 00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:13,853 Dre, maybe his thing is just enjoying himself 455 00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:16,579 and... and discovering a new interest. 456 00:17:16,664 --> 00:17:18,962 But is that enough? 457 00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:22,259 I want to do more, but I don't want to see him fail again. 458 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,853 Maybe there isn't more for you to do, Dre. 459 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:28,213 Maybe it's just about cheering him on 460 00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:30,713 when he has a great day like today. 461 00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,440 Yeah. 462 00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,009 He did do good today, didn't he? 463 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,170 - Yes, he did. - Yeah, well, slow your roll. 464 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,306 - He didn't kill it. - Dre. 465 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,076 - I mean, the robot arm, it... - Come on.- Sorry. 466 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,926 Oh. But I couldn't help overhearing. 467 00:17:41,011 --> 00:17:43,156 Okay. You know, when I first got into inventing, 468 00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:45,320 - my parents didn't get it either. - Mm. 469 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:48,398 But they supported it, and that meant the world to me. 470 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:50,210 Okay, you know, buddy, I don't mean to c-cut you off, 471 00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,101 but, uh, I don't really talk to weirdos 472 00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:55,562 at, uh, robotic competitions, you know? 473 00:17:55,647 --> 00:17:57,527 - It's just how I was raised. - Oh, no. 474 00:17:57,674 --> 00:17:58,880 I get that a lot. 475 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,883 - Yeah, I bet you do. - Okay, Dre. 476 00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:03,617 What? You just called Dean Kamen a weirdo. 477 00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:04,555 Look. 478 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,896 Yeah, that man right there. 479 00:18:06,023 --> 00:18:07,586 Correction... you let me 480 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,453 call Dean Kamen a weirdo. 481 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,288 - This one is on you. - Hey, hey, Dean! 482 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:14,579 Hey, is Pluto still a planet, or is it just a star now?! 483 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,685 Hey. 484 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:21,357 That's a good spot for that. 485 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,312 I put it with my basketball trophy 486 00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:25,453 and the hot-dog-eating contest. 487 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,577 Ah, it really tells "The Story of Jack." 488 00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,947 Oh, let me read this story of Jack. 489 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,389 Hey, son. 490 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,474 I just want to say I'm sorry for what I said before. 491 00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,046 You were right. 492 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,553 I was hatin' for a minute. 493 00:18:41,638 --> 00:18:43,780 But the truth is... 494 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:47,611 I just want to let you know I'm proud of you. 495 00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:50,296 You know, this whole robot thing 496 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,647 is new to me and kind of scary. 497 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,598 Of course it's scary to you. 498 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,309 You were born before the light bulb. 499 00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:59,190 Hmm? Robotics was scary for me, too, in the beginning, 500 00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,651 but then I saw that you learn more from your failures 501 00:19:01,736 --> 00:19:03,152 than you do from your successes. 502 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:05,131 Alright. Yeah! 503 00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:06,389 A-And that's not all. 504 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:08,947 It made me realize that I can apply that to everything. 505 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:11,318 School, TikToks, cooking. 506 00:19:11,492 --> 00:19:13,658 Today I made a ham and peanut butter sandwich. 507 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:16,369 - That was a hard fail. - Mm. 508 00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:19,410 But... But, hey, tomorrow I can try ham and jelly. 509 00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:20,850 Who knows? 510 00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:22,780 Yeah, son. Who knows? 511 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,342 I think robotics is your thing. 512 00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:29,377 Yeah, I'm... I'm happy that you're learning from this 513 00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:31,258 and that you're so into it. 514 00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:33,438 I'm proud of you, Mr. Roboto. 515 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,194 Thanks, Dad. 516 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,405 Hey, let's get serious for a second. 517 00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:42,814 Whose job do you think will be replaced by a robot first? 518 00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:45,327 Mine or your mother's? 519 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320 Probably Mom's. 520 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,553 Yes! 521 00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:52,585 Because yours won't exist in five years. 522 00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:53,750 Uh... 523 00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:58,647 But I don't have any savings, son. 524 00:20:00,226 --> 00:20:02,882 And that's how my grandmother found herself in maritime jail 525 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:04,562 with a snitch named Sheila, 526 00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:06,976 and, as you can tell from my earlier stories... 527 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:09,115 - Ruby don't like no snitch! - Ruby don't like no snitch! 528 00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:10,328 Exactly. 529 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:12,664 I'm sorry, I just have a problem believing that 530 00:20:12,749 --> 00:20:14,453 if you grandmother caused all this physical 531 00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:16,726 and mental damage, that she could coexist 532 00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:18,421 in the same house as your grandfather. 533 00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:20,232 Oh, be quiet, Jackson! 534 00:20:21,194 --> 00:20:23,445 Now, tell us more about your grandmother. 535 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:27,960 I'm feeling powerful, like when I listen to Lizzo. 536 00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:31,922 Okay. Well, the year was 1983. 537 00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:34,562 A young Terry McMillan watched my grandma 538 00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:36,516 throw a bunch of my grandfather's clothes 539 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,265 into his car. 540 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:41,413 And the rest will live in cinematic and literary history. 541 00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:44,031 Synchronized by srjanapala 542 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,820 Wow. Wow. 39843

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