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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,094 --> 00:00:04,109 - [Cheers and applause] - DRE: As a dad, I know my kids inside and out. 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,812 If being up on what they were into was a game show, 3 00:00:06,898 --> 00:00:08,398 I'd win every time. 4 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,433 ANNOUNCER: It's time to play "You Do Know Jack," 5 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,535 with your host, Joel McHale! 6 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,170 - [Cheers and applause] - Welcome back. 7 00:00:14,272 --> 00:00:16,506 Let's get right into it with our returning champ. 8 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:18,408 Jack's dad, Andre Johnson. 9 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:20,243 First question. 10 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:25,682 For $100, who does Jack think is in every limousine? 11 00:00:25,784 --> 00:00:26,983 Michael B. Jordan. 12 00:00:27,085 --> 00:00:28,851 - [Ding!] - Correct! Next question. 13 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:33,222 For $200, what is Jack allergic to? 14 00:00:33,291 --> 00:00:34,891 Yellow jackets. 15 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,292 - [Ding!] - Correct! 16 00:00:36,361 --> 00:00:37,560 - [Applause] - Bonus question. 17 00:00:37,629 --> 00:00:39,796 What does he say he's allergic to? 18 00:00:39,898 --> 00:00:41,097 Haters! 19 00:00:41,199 --> 00:00:43,299 - [Ding!] - Exactly. You are on a roll. 20 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:46,269 Okay, now, for $10 billion 21 00:00:46,371 --> 00:00:47,537 - and a washer/dryer... - [Audience gasps] 22 00:00:47,639 --> 00:00:51,474 ...what after-school club did Jack join today? 23 00:00:51,543 --> 00:00:53,509 - You've got 10 seconds on the clock. - [Clock ticking] 24 00:00:53,578 --> 00:00:55,611 - Dance. - [Buzzer] 25 00:00:55,714 --> 00:00:57,480 - Skate dance? - [Buzzer] 26 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,282 - Cheerleading by accident? - [Buzzer] 27 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,784 Oh! I am sorry, Jack. 28 00:01:01,886 --> 00:01:04,787 Tell your idiot dad what he should have known. 29 00:01:04,889 --> 00:01:07,190 I joined robotics club. 30 00:01:07,258 --> 00:01:08,357 [Cheers and applause] 31 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,359 I said I joined robotics club. 32 00:01:10,462 --> 00:01:11,828 - Ah. - On purpose? 33 00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:13,996 JOEL: Well, I'm sorry, big fella. 34 00:01:14,065 --> 00:01:17,266 Let's say goodbye to our big loser, Andre Johnson. 35 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,968 Okay, stay tuned for our next show, 36 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,698 "Why Are Junior's Showers So Long?" 37 00:01:21,799 --> 00:01:24,782 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,811 So, what made you choose robotics? 39 00:01:28,913 --> 00:01:31,147 Oh, a-and a follow-up to that question, 40 00:01:31,249 --> 00:01:32,982 what is robotics? 41 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:34,817 It's a club where we build robots, 42 00:01:34,919 --> 00:01:36,619 program them to perform tasks, 43 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:37,787 and compete against other schools. 44 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,322 - Yeah. - Ah. Sounds great. 45 00:01:39,524 --> 00:01:41,891 - But why would you want to do that? - Wait, wait, wait. 46 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:44,160 This isn't so you can build your own cop, is it? 47 00:01:44,262 --> 00:01:47,063 Dre, I told you he was too young to see that movie. 48 00:01:47,165 --> 00:01:50,066 No, Mom. Mason's a member, and he said I should check it out. 49 00:01:50,168 --> 00:01:51,534 - Oh, that's nice. - Mm. 50 00:01:51,636 --> 00:01:53,002 I've been setting a lot of trends this year. 51 00:01:53,104 --> 00:01:55,238 During attendance, I started saying "Ya heard" 52 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:56,572 when the teachers call my name. 53 00:01:56,674 --> 00:01:58,007 JACK: Turns out the club is pretty cool. 54 00:01:58,109 --> 00:01:59,809 - We need to do some research. - RAINBOW: Huh. 55 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,677 Let's go upstairs and watch "WALL-E," Mason. 56 00:02:01,779 --> 00:02:03,179 Ya heard. 57 00:02:03,281 --> 00:02:05,341 Oh. Yep. G-Got it. 58 00:02:05,412 --> 00:02:07,049 - Yeah. You know what? - It's... That's good, Mason. 59 00:02:07,151 --> 00:02:08,851 - [Laughs] - You know, 60 00:02:08,953 --> 00:02:11,387 I would've never guessed robotics, 61 00:02:11,489 --> 00:02:13,322 - but he seems happy. - Yeah. 62 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,025 I was worried when he got cut from the basketball team 63 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,361 because he was so sad and lost. 64 00:02:18,463 --> 00:02:20,897 I know. He was a bummer, Dre. 65 00:02:20,999 --> 00:02:22,565 Mama gets enough of that at work. 66 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:23,890 Can't come home to it. 67 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,030 Not enough wine in this house. Nope. 68 00:02:26,087 --> 00:02:28,738 Thank God we encouraged him to find his thing. 69 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,806 Wha... Mm. Okay. 70 00:02:30,909 --> 00:02:34,777 Andre, you brought our child to one step show. 71 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:38,915 I am the parent who steered him towards math and science. 72 00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:41,250 You took him beekeeping. 73 00:02:41,352 --> 00:02:42,451 That's a science. 74 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:43,819 - Is it? - Yeah. 75 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:45,154 Bees do all the work. 76 00:02:45,256 --> 00:02:48,491 We snatch their honey with no compensation. 77 00:02:48,593 --> 00:02:49,934 Huh. Sounds a lot 78 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:51,228 - like something else we know. - Okay. 79 00:02:51,229 --> 00:02:53,195 Stop making everything about slavery. 80 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,764 I wish I could, Bow. 81 00:02:54,866 --> 00:02:56,165 I wish I could. 82 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:57,867 ♪ 83 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,436 Ugh! 84 00:03:00,538 --> 00:03:01,938 You know what I hate? 85 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,940 Silent alarms. Loiter laws. 86 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:05,207 Fire extinguishers. 87 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,444 Men with ponytails. Girls named after months. 88 00:03:08,546 --> 00:03:09,745 Rachael Ray. 89 00:03:09,847 --> 00:03:12,982 Yes, but I also hate that I have to do this assignment. 90 00:03:13,084 --> 00:03:14,984 - What assignment? - It's a five-page paper 91 00:03:15,086 --> 00:03:16,819 on the life of an inspiring woman. 92 00:03:16,921 --> 00:03:18,654 - Double-spaced? - Single. 93 00:03:18,756 --> 00:03:20,389 - Oof! - Stakes are high. 94 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,091 Well, all you got to do is make sure 95 00:03:22,193 --> 00:03:25,061 that the person that you ask has lived a lot of life. 96 00:03:25,263 --> 00:03:26,729 A lot of life. 97 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,230 Got it. 98 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,365 Hey, Grandma. 99 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:31,867 - Yes? - I need a favor. 100 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,135 Can you hook me up with a woman 101 00:03:33,237 --> 00:03:34,503 who's led an interesting life? 102 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:35,838 What? 103 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:38,107 Uh, yes, me! 104 00:03:38,209 --> 00:03:40,576 I'm the most interesting person in this house. 105 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:44,046 I don't know, you just worked at the post office. 106 00:03:44,148 --> 00:03:46,182 Just worked at the post office? 107 00:03:46,284 --> 00:03:49,685 Little girl, I integrated the post office. 108 00:03:49,787 --> 00:03:53,456 You think Compton had a Black mail woman before me? 109 00:03:53,558 --> 00:03:56,659 When I started, the place looked like a Vermont jail! 110 00:03:56,761 --> 00:03:58,594 Hmm. Interesting. 111 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,863 - Civil rights pioneer. - Mm-hmm. 112 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:02,365 That'll fill two pages. 113 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:04,667 All right, Grandma, let's do this. 114 00:04:04,769 --> 00:04:08,170 Um, okay, uh, did you ever defuse a mail bomb 115 00:04:08,272 --> 00:04:10,172 or deliver a giant sweepstakes check? 116 00:04:10,274 --> 00:04:12,508 Oh, sweetie, bigger than that. 117 00:04:12,610 --> 00:04:15,011 Now, the story begins with me... 118 00:04:15,113 --> 00:04:17,747 Hold on. I'm gonna put on a pot of tea. 119 00:04:17,849 --> 00:04:20,883 Yeah. And get a pair of earmuffs for the baby. 120 00:04:20,985 --> 00:04:24,954 [Laughs] This is gonna be a spicy story. 121 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,656 Hey, Sha. Hey, look here, man. 122 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,159 I'm not gonna be able to make the Clipper game Saturday night. 123 00:04:30,261 --> 00:04:32,962 Got to take my son to his robotics competition. 124 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:35,498 No, man, I don't know if the robots have boobs. 125 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,100 Hey, I got to go. I'll talk to you later. 126 00:04:38,202 --> 00:04:40,870 You know, it is so great 127 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:42,238 that you're getting behind Jack 128 00:04:42,306 --> 00:04:44,407 and supporting his interest in robotics. 129 00:04:44,509 --> 00:04:46,275 It's what I do. 130 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:48,778 No, actually, it's... it's not what you do at all 131 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,081 [chuckles] which is why it is so impressive. 132 00:04:52,183 --> 00:04:53,449 You know, I'm serious, Dad. 133 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:55,718 There are so many parents these days 134 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:58,988 who are too scared to put their kids in situations 135 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,956 where they're gonna be really challenged. 136 00:05:01,059 --> 00:05:03,526 Jack has got that fire back in his eyes. 137 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,528 - Ah. - He has that same look he had 138 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:08,364 when he beat those grown-ups in that hot-dog-eating contest. 139 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:09,999 [Chuckles] Yeah. 140 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:12,601 Well, you know Valley Glen Prep's robotics team 141 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,170 has always been pretty intense. 142 00:05:14,238 --> 00:05:15,838 - Mm-hmm. - Remember my friend Samir? 143 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,074 Of course I do. He was your only brown friend. 144 00:05:18,142 --> 00:05:21,310 Yeah, he was on the robotics team, and the stress got to him. 145 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:22,511 - Really? - Yep. 146 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,814 He had a breakdown, converted to Mormonism, 147 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:27,149 and ended up going to college in Utah. 148 00:05:27,251 --> 00:05:29,385 Almost got kicked out for drinking an iced tea. 149 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:31,020 Wow. 150 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,688 - All because of robots? - Yep. 151 00:05:32,757 --> 00:05:35,891 But, you know, that's what makes what you're doing so amazing. 152 00:05:35,993 --> 00:05:37,927 You're just throwing caution to the wind 153 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:41,230 and chucking Jack into the deep end with no life jacket. 154 00:05:41,332 --> 00:05:43,766 Uh-huh. That's what I'm doing. 155 00:05:43,835 --> 00:05:46,535 But both of us know he is gonna do great things. 156 00:05:46,604 --> 00:05:48,938 Uh, yeah, yeah! 157 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,040 Yeah, bo... both of us know that. 158 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:53,976 You know, I am so proud of you. 159 00:05:54,078 --> 00:05:57,880 You probably don't hear this enough, but you're a great dad. 160 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,816 Junior's pep talk spun me out. 161 00:06:00,885 --> 00:06:04,365 I had to make sure Jack wasn't going to take another loss. 162 00:06:04,455 --> 00:06:06,322 - DRE: Okay, hey, babe? - Yeah. 163 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:09,125 Uh, maybe we need to pull Jack out of this. 164 00:06:09,227 --> 00:06:10,559 - What? - This doesn't look too safe. 165 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:11,794 I mean, look, that... that kid over there 166 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:13,028 is using electrical tools. 167 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,864 - Mm-hmm. - Jack could lose a finger. 168 00:06:14,932 --> 00:06:17,266 A-And what do you do with this thing, huh? 169 00:06:17,368 --> 00:06:18,334 B... Ow! 170 00:06:18,436 --> 00:06:19,502 - Dre. - What? 171 00:06:19,604 --> 00:06:21,770 You make coffee. It's a coffee maker. 172 00:06:21,873 --> 00:06:25,007 What happened to being all-in for robotics? 173 00:06:25,076 --> 00:06:27,309 This is the reason I discourage you 174 00:06:27,411 --> 00:06:28,844 from coming to school functions. 175 00:06:28,946 --> 00:06:30,212 Okay, look, look, it's just that Jack 176 00:06:30,314 --> 00:06:32,648 finally got that fire back in his eyes, 177 00:06:32,717 --> 00:06:35,784 and if he fails at this, that fire might go out forever. 178 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,987 Well, if he's gonna get into robotics, baby, 179 00:06:38,089 --> 00:06:39,188 there's some things I need to know. 180 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:40,656 Like, how much is this gonna cost us? 181 00:06:40,725 --> 00:06:43,125 Because this stuff, it looks expensive. 182 00:06:43,227 --> 00:06:44,994 I mean, there's supplies for the robots, 183 00:06:45,062 --> 00:06:47,129 pictures with the robots, robot food. 184 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,731 I just don't want to get scammed. 185 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,032 - Okay. - Oh, speaking of scams. 186 00:06:50,134 --> 00:06:51,600 - No, no. No, I... - Hey, hey, Biggs. 187 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:54,003 Uh, what kind of money grab 188 00:06:54,071 --> 00:06:55,371 y'all got going on with this here? 189 00:06:55,473 --> 00:06:57,773 This is all included in tuition, Mr. Johnson. 190 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,509 I'm so sorry. He hasn't eaten lunch today. 191 00:07:00,611 --> 00:07:02,811 Oh. Wow. 192 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,313 What are you doing, Dre? 193 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:07,283 No, Bow, what are you doing? 194 00:07:07,351 --> 00:07:10,085 I don't think Jack is ready for this, babe. 195 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:11,921 Hey, guys. Check out my robot. 196 00:07:12,023 --> 00:07:14,223 Oh, wow. Your robot? 197 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:16,225 - Take a look. - ROBOT: Enter command. 198 00:07:16,327 --> 00:07:18,494 - You built this? - Yeah, I built this from scratch, 199 00:07:18,596 --> 00:07:20,396 and then I coded a few simple commands. 200 00:07:20,498 --> 00:07:21,664 Watch. 201 00:07:25,269 --> 00:07:26,502 Simple commands? 202 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:28,304 Son, you gave this thing life. 203 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,439 You are a life giver. 204 00:07:30,541 --> 00:07:32,708 My son is a genius, everybody! 205 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:34,577 A genius. He get it from his daddy. 206 00:07:34,679 --> 00:07:36,157 You said you weren't bringing him. 207 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,681 - He said he wasn't coming. - Genius! 208 00:07:40,175 --> 00:07:43,932 DRE: I was proud of Jack and his robot, even if it was named 209 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:45,774 after my least favorite Laker. 210 00:07:45,852 --> 00:07:48,055 Ooh! LeBot James does it again! 211 00:07:48,111 --> 00:07:50,245 All right. Let's run it once more from the top, all right? 212 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:51,313 Can you make it do that again? 213 00:07:51,384 --> 00:07:53,368 Of course I can, Dad. I programmed it. 214 00:07:53,454 --> 00:07:55,390 Okay. Yes, you did program it. 215 00:07:55,452 --> 00:07:56,751 Yes, you did! 216 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:58,653 "Star Wars" ain't got nothing on you. 217 00:07:58,755 --> 00:07:59,788 - Hey, Bow. - Yeah? 218 00:07:59,856 --> 00:08:00,905 Put your phone down and come over here 219 00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:01,990 and look at your son's greatness. 220 00:08:02,092 --> 00:08:03,191 - Uh... - He's a genius. 221 00:08:03,288 --> 00:08:04,893 Where was all this enthusiasm 222 00:08:04,961 --> 00:08:06,194 when I did the half-marathon? 223 00:08:06,263 --> 00:08:08,196 Well, I was half-happy for you. 224 00:08:08,298 --> 00:08:10,532 - [Laughs] - Please continue 225 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,568 to intellectually distance yourself from this man. 226 00:08:13,637 --> 00:08:15,770 I love that you're doing robotics, sweetie. 227 00:08:15,872 --> 00:08:17,605 Hey, not as much as I love it. 228 00:08:17,674 --> 00:08:20,008 All right. I'm gonna shut LBJ down for the night. 229 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,943 It's all about load management before regionals. 230 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:22,921 - Mm. - You do that, son. 231 00:08:22,946 --> 00:08:23,989 - So... - Mm-hmm. 232 00:08:24,014 --> 00:08:26,114 - Well, good night, LeBot. - Ooh! Good night. 233 00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:27,316 - [Chuckles] - Hey, Bow. 234 00:08:27,352 --> 00:08:30,418 Can you believe that Jack is a science kid? 235 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,153 I was not expecting this. 236 00:08:32,255 --> 00:08:35,056 All the dreams that died when Junior dropped out, 237 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,858 they've come back to life. 238 00:08:36,927 --> 00:08:39,295 Yeah, well, I'm gonna be there for him and his team, 239 00:08:39,329 --> 00:08:40,338 - whatever they need. - Mm-hmm. 240 00:08:40,363 --> 00:08:41,963 I'm talking about computers, batteries, 241 00:08:42,032 --> 00:08:44,165 - money, girls. - [Stammering] 242 00:08:44,234 --> 00:08:45,934 - Not the girls. No. - Ah. 243 00:08:46,002 --> 00:08:47,302 Maybe... Maybe something a little more practical. 244 00:08:47,404 --> 00:08:49,470 - Oh. Okay. - Uh-huh. 245 00:08:49,573 --> 00:08:50,939 - Tracksuits. - Ah! 246 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:53,541 Yeah, you know, ladies love a dude in a tracksuit. 247 00:08:53,643 --> 00:08:54,709 - Yeah. - Hey, you know what? 248 00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:57,445 This is opening up a whole new world, Bow. 249 00:08:57,514 --> 00:08:59,047 Tell me about it. 250 00:08:59,115 --> 00:09:01,716 We've got to re-evaluate our plans for this kid. 251 00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:03,418 - Got to aim higher. - Mm-hmm. 252 00:09:03,486 --> 00:09:06,321 - More math, more science in high school. - Yeah. 253 00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:07,956 - Dre? - What? 254 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:10,124 What about engineering college? 255 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:11,526 [Gasps] 256 00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:12,694 - I'm with you. - Yeah. 257 00:09:12,796 --> 00:09:14,495 He gets accepted into a great college... 258 00:09:14,564 --> 00:09:16,798 - Yeah. - ...the government recruits him? 259 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,132 - Oh, my God. - Bow. 260 00:09:18,201 --> 00:09:21,135 - Yes? - This is our ticket 261 00:09:21,204 --> 00:09:26,140 into the Apocalypse bunker under the Denver Airport. 262 00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:30,178 There's gonna be Black people in the future because of our son. 263 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,512 Yes! 264 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,616 And that's how my grandmother single-handedly overcame 265 00:09:34,684 --> 00:09:38,686 the institutional racism of the United States Postal Service. 266 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,189 Excuse me? So, you're saying Compton 267 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:44,559 never had a Black mail lady before 1973? 268 00:09:44,761 --> 00:09:46,895 It did not. Let me finish my story. 269 00:09:47,831 --> 00:09:49,264 Much like Jackie Robinson, 270 00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:51,232 it took a certain kind of person to endure... 271 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,277 Me again. 272 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:54,102 Sorry to be that guy, 273 00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:56,638 but looks like there were quite a few Black women 274 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:59,040 who worked there before 1973. 275 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:00,408 [Laughter] 276 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,677 But this is what my grandma told me. 277 00:10:02,779 --> 00:10:04,712 It's okay, Diane, my grandmother told me 278 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,514 Obama was born in Kenya, 279 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,484 and now she doesn't come to Thanksgiving anymore. 280 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,352 No, no, no, you have to understand, 281 00:10:11,454 --> 00:10:15,123 my grandmother was the first Black mail carrier in Compton. 282 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:17,191 That's why Quincy Jones chose her to personally 283 00:10:17,294 --> 00:10:19,794 deliver his Grammy... 284 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,262 [Laughter] 285 00:10:21,364 --> 00:10:23,231 Oh... 286 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,899 ♪ 287 00:10:24,968 --> 00:10:27,035 Uh, can I get an extension? 288 00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:30,338 - It doesn't matter at this point. - Okay. 289 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,906 The Super Bowl of robotics 290 00:10:31,975 --> 00:10:34,409 is called the FIRST Robotics Competition. 291 00:10:34,477 --> 00:10:36,744 And the same way the Mannings play football, 292 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:39,380 the Johnsons were about to become robot people. 293 00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:42,183 - Go, Jack! - You got this, baby! 294 00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:43,985 Isn't it nice that one of our kids 295 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,721 has finally found a sport that makes sense? 296 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:50,425 Oh, and Jack is so enthusiastic about this. 297 00:10:50,493 --> 00:10:53,061 Way more realistic than him joining the A$AP mob. 298 00:10:53,163 --> 00:10:54,529 Mm-hmm. Oh, oh. 299 00:10:54,597 --> 00:10:56,297 - Looks like Jack is up next. - [Gasps] 300 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,865 Those judges better be nice to him. 301 00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,467 I know how to put somebody in a coma 302 00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:00,969 without leaving any evidence. 303 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:02,804 That's why I love you. 304 00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:04,272 - Oh, hey! - Here he goes! 305 00:11:04,341 --> 00:11:05,540 - Hey. - Hey, hey. 306 00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:06,592 - [Chuckles] Uh-huh. - Good job, sweetheart. 307 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,242 - Good job. - My son, he programmed that. 308 00:11:08,311 --> 00:11:11,379 He's gonna work for NASA. Yeah, Black Bill Gates. 309 00:11:11,481 --> 00:11:12,613 Black Bill Gates! 310 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:13,658 Black Bill Gates! 311 00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:14,749 BBG! 312 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,417 - Way to go, Jack! - Whoo-whoo! 313 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,688 [Laughs] That's our kid. 314 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:19,988 [Cheers and applause] 315 00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,389 - Okay! - Oh! 316 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,924 They have a flair for the dramatic, I see. 317 00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:25,426 Look at this! It's like a stage show in Vegas. 318 00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:26,561 All right! 319 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:29,464 [The Alan Parsons Project's "Sirius" plays] 320 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,169 - Oh. Okay. Wow. - Whoa. 321 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:37,171 Wow! 322 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:41,509 Why are those robots so big and... and Jack's is so... 323 00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,211 Dinky. 324 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,747 I think the word you're looking for is dinky. 325 00:11:47,517 --> 00:11:48,950 My kid programmed that one. 326 00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:50,852 Whoa. 327 00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:52,820 Oh. 328 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,023 You boned me, Grandma. 329 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,159 I told your little postal story to my class, and it's all lies. 330 00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:00,795 I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. 331 00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:02,096 It was no misunderstanding. 332 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,898 Our grandmother straight-up lies. 333 00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,333 She doesn't lie. 334 00:12:05,402 --> 00:12:07,735 She's just lived an incredible life. 335 00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:08,970 Uh, Grandma, you can prove 336 00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,972 that you were Pam Grier's body double, right? 337 00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,841 W-Well, yeah. I mean... 338 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:16,978 But Magic Johnson is your cousin, right? 339 00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:20,882 Well, if you go back far enough, I know he is. 340 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:23,217 My application to the Navajo Nation 341 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,153 - is coming back rejected, isn't it? - [Sighs] 342 00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:28,456 How could you let me buy all that turquoise? 343 00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:31,125 Look, I-I don't have to explain myself 344 00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:34,162 to some grown-ass man who thought his light eyes 345 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,164 were gonna get him a casino check. 346 00:12:36,232 --> 00:12:37,632 You made me humiliate myself 347 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,234 in front of my entire class, Grandma. 348 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,403 Forget it. I'm just gonna go with Mom's story 349 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:44,906 of when she found that potato that looked like Tom Hanks. 350 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:47,708 Hey, Diane. Diane, Diane, wait, wait. 351 00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:50,478 Come on, now. I'm sorry. 352 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,714 I didn't mean to embarrass you by making up that story. 353 00:12:53,783 --> 00:12:56,451 I just... You know, I thought I'd say something cool 354 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:59,020 for all your friends. 355 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:00,988 But the truth is, you were right about me. 356 00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:04,492 I just don't have an impressive story. 357 00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:07,428 Hold up, Grandma. That isn't true. 358 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:11,566 I mean, you raised an entire family as a single mother. 359 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,969 Junior, half the women on my block were single mothers. 360 00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:17,505 Well, you're the only person I know 361 00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:18,906 who's fired a gun at someone. 362 00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:21,142 [Scoffs] If you were alive in the '70s, 363 00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:22,777 you fired a gun at someone. 364 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:25,046 That's certainly not a story. 365 00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:28,549 Grandma, you blew up a boat and got away with it. 366 00:13:28,618 --> 00:13:31,919 Well, I don't know if I got away with it entirely. 367 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:36,157 I'm not legally allowed in or around the ocean. 368 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:38,659 [Chuckles] All right, look, enough of this, okay? 369 00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:40,361 I'm gonna call one of my girlfriends 370 00:13:40,463 --> 00:13:42,897 who served on City Council for 25 years, 371 00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:45,566 and we'll get your paper fixed up, okay? 372 00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:47,568 No, Grandma. 373 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,203 This is it. 374 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:52,039 This is the assignment. 375 00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:55,632 I'm gonna do it about you, the real you. 376 00:13:57,147 --> 00:14:00,047 The one that inspires me. 377 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,316 To violence without consequence. 378 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:03,618 [Laughs] 379 00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:05,119 Well, in that case, 380 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:08,022 let me tell you about the time I found out 381 00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:11,292 how much arsenic wouldn't kill your grandfather. 382 00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,361 - Okay. - [Chuckles] Yeah. 383 00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:17,431 There they go... two very dangerous women. 384 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:23,504 ♪ 385 00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:25,273 Way to go, Kevin! 386 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,208 Uh, hey. Uh, excuse me. 387 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:28,910 Uh, what is this? 388 00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:30,845 Uh, this is robotics. 389 00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:33,548 If this is robotics, what the hell was my son doing? 390 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,550 Uh, his best? 391 00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:39,787 Oh, I hope not, because those robots are doing windmill dunks. 392 00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:41,989 Jack's robot couldn't even make it to the gym. 393 00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:45,693 Hey, how can kids this young build robots like this? 394 00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:47,161 It's not that tough. 395 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:50,698 All you really need is a basic understanding of C or C++. 396 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,301 I take it you're not talking about grades. 397 00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:55,169 No. 398 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,671 How do you know so much about this, man? 399 00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:58,906 What are you, a-a rocket scientist? 400 00:14:58,975 --> 00:15:01,842 Aerospace engineer, but I won't bust your balls. 401 00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:03,477 Oh, no. 402 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,279 My son's playing checkers 403 00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:09,450 while the robots these kids designed are playing chess. 404 00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,686 We're all in over our heads. 405 00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,154 Jack is doomed. 406 00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:14,589 Ah, hey, Dad. 407 00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:16,724 Hey! There's my boy genius! 408 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,426 Ha. Look. Isn't it cool? 409 00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:20,494 It's a real medal, not like the fake ones 410 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:22,129 Pops wears to get on airplanes early. 411 00:15:22,198 --> 00:15:23,631 Ah. You know what, son? 412 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,499 I'm proud of you, man. That's great. 413 00:15:25,602 --> 00:15:27,935 You know, I wasn't sure about robotics, 414 00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:29,337 but now I'm really feeling it. 415 00:15:29,439 --> 00:15:31,005 Who knows what this could lead to? 416 00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:32,707 I could become an engineer. 417 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,276 - Yeah. - Oh, I could end up working for NASA. 418 00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:36,711 Uh-huh. 419 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,779 I could end up being on the design team 420 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,681 that comes up with the next space shuttle. 421 00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:43,184 Well, I don't know about the space shuttle, son. 422 00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:44,485 What? 423 00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:45,987 Hey, you did great out there, 424 00:15:46,089 --> 00:15:47,688 and I'm proud of you, you know, 425 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:51,225 but only the best of the best get to work on stuff like that. 426 00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:53,261 So I can't be the best of the best? 427 00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:57,131 I'm just saying maybe we should manage your expectations. 428 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,267 You're telling me to manage expectations? 429 00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:01,869 You got a 2019 Clippers championship tattoo 430 00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:03,838 before the season started. 431 00:16:03,906 --> 00:16:06,674 Wow. I didn't expect you to become one of the haters, Dad. 432 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:09,243 - What? - You know I'm allergic. 433 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:14,115 ♪ 434 00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:19,593 I had let my son down by telling him the truth. 435 00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:24,156 Which is why I always say, "Lying saves lives." 436 00:16:24,226 --> 00:16:26,163 Hey. Where's Jack? 437 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,980 I don't know. He's, uh, you know, 438 00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:29,215 - probably getting an ice cream... - Oh. 439 00:16:29,283 --> 00:16:30,516 ...or hanging out with his friends 440 00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:32,098 or crying in a corner 441 00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:33,739 because his father doesn't believe in him. 442 00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,083 What did you do? 443 00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:36,746 Jack said he wanted to build rockets, 444 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,600 and I might have said that he couldn't do it. 445 00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:41,636 - Dre. - What? 446 00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:44,271 The brave men and women of the space program 447 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,673 put themselves in enough danger. 448 00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:47,775 What was I supposed to do, huh? 449 00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,910 He's acting like robotics is his future. 450 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,245 Maybe it is. 451 00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:52,346 - Bow. - Yeah? 452 00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,148 - Look around you. - Huh? What? 453 00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:56,617 All right. Jack is in way over his head, 454 00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:58,285 and we can't help him catch up, 455 00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,554 because we are in way over our heads, too, Bow. 456 00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:01,599 - N-No... - You know what? 457 00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,292 Name me two jobs at NASA. 458 00:17:03,363 --> 00:17:05,659 - Uh, okay. Uh, astronaut and... - Mm-hmm. 459 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:06,827 ...hidden figure. 460 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,629 - See? And you're the science parent. - Okay. 461 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,431 How is this gonna be his thing? 462 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,801 Dre, maybe his thing is just enjoying himself 463 00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:16,303 and... and discovering a new interest. 464 00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:18,773 - But is that enough? - [Sighs] 465 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:22,443 I want to do more, but I don't want to see him fail again. 466 00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:24,979 Maybe there isn't more for you to do, Dre. 467 00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:28,049 Maybe it's just about cheering him on 468 00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:30,551 when he has a great day like today. 469 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,353 Yeah. 470 00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:33,854 He did do good today, didn't he? 471 00:17:33,956 --> 00:17:35,956 - Yes, he did. - Yeah, well, slow your roll. 472 00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,291 - He didn't kill it. - Dre. Come on. 473 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,793 - I mean, the robot arm, it... - Sorry. 474 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:40,768 - Oh. - But I couldn't help overhearing. 475 00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:41,904 - Okay. - You know, 476 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,270 when I first got into inventing, 477 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,748 my parents didn't get it either. 478 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,723 Mm-hmm. 479 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,202 But they supported it, and that meant the world to me. 480 00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:49,837 Okay, you know, buddy, I don't mean to c-cut you off, 481 00:17:49,906 --> 00:17:53,107 but, uh, I don't really talk to weirdos 482 00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,409 at, uh, robotic competitions, you know? 483 00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:57,178 - It's just how I was raised. - RAINBOW: Oh, no. 484 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,579 I get that a lot. 485 00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:00,873 - Yeah, I bet you do. - Okay, Dre. 486 00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:03,685 - What? - You just called Dean Kamen a weirdo. 487 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,916 Look. Yeah, that man right there. 488 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,321 Correction... you let me 489 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,156 call Dean Kamen a weirdo. 490 00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:11,258 This one is on you. Hey, hey, Dean! 491 00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:14,795 Hey, is Pluto still a planet, or is it just a star now?! 492 00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:17,932 ♪ 493 00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,333 Hey. 494 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,235 That's a good spot for that. 495 00:18:21,337 --> 00:18:23,237 [Sighs] I put it with my basketball trophy 496 00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:25,206 and the hot-dog-eating contest. 497 00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:27,441 Ah, it really tells "The Story of Jack." 498 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:30,843 Oh, let me read this story of Jack. [Chuckles] 499 00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:36,083 Hey, son. 500 00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:38,552 I just want to say I'm sorry for what I said before. 501 00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:40,087 You were right. 502 00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,489 I was hatin' for a minute. 503 00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,859 But the truth is... 504 00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:47,628 I just want to let you know I'm proud of you. 505 00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:49,930 You know, this whole robot thing 506 00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,506 is new to me and kind of scary. 507 00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:54,502 [Sighs] Of course it's scary to you. 508 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,898 - You were born before the light bulb. - Hmm? 509 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:59,318 Robotics was scary for me, too, in the beginning, 510 00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:01,408 but then I saw that you learn more from your failures 511 00:19:01,477 --> 00:19:02,977 than you do from your successes. 512 00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:05,012 All right. Yeah! 513 00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,313 A-And that's not all. 514 00:19:06,382 --> 00:19:08,883 It made me realize that I can apply that to everything. 515 00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,352 School, TikToks, cooking. 516 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,487 Today I made a ham and peanut butter sandwich. 517 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:16,223 - That was a hard fail. - Mm. 518 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:19,193 But... But, hey, tomorrow I can try ham and jelly. 519 00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:20,661 - Who knows? - [Laughs] 520 00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:22,696 Yeah, son. Who knows? 521 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:25,633 I think robotics is your thing. 522 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:29,303 Yeah, I'm... I'm happy that you're learning from this 523 00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:31,172 and that you're so into it. 524 00:19:31,274 --> 00:19:33,407 I'm proud of you, Mr. Roboto. 525 00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:34,575 [Chuckles] 526 00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:36,210 Thanks, Dad. 527 00:19:36,312 --> 00:19:39,113 Hey, let's get serious for a second. 528 00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:42,683 Whose job do you think will be replaced by a robot first? 529 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:45,119 Mine or your mother's? 530 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,122 Probably Mom's. 531 00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,658 Yes! [Laughs] 532 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,560 Because yours won't exist in five years. 533 00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:53,727 Uh... 534 00:19:56,481 --> 00:19:58,949 But I don't have any savings, son. 535 00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:03,255 ...and that's how my grandmother found herself in maritime jail 536 00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,669 with a snitch named Sheila, 537 00:20:04,742 --> 00:20:07,326 and, as you can tell from my earlier stories... 538 00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:09,029 ALL: Ruby don't like no snitch! 539 00:20:09,123 --> 00:20:10,255 Exactly. 540 00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:12,491 I'm sorry, I just have a problem believing that 541 00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:14,526 if you grandmother caused all this physical 542 00:20:14,628 --> 00:20:16,795 and mental damage, that she could coexist 543 00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:18,363 in the same house as your grandfather. 544 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,833 Oh, be quiet, Jackson! 545 00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:23,335 Now, tell us more about your grandmother. 546 00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:27,573 I'm feeling powerful, like when I listen to Lizzo. 547 00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:31,777 Okay. Well, the year was 1983. 548 00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,379 A young Terry McMillan watched my grandma 549 00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,348 throw a bunch of my grandfather's clothes 550 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,883 into his car. 551 00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:41,520 And the rest will live in cinematic and literary history. 552 00:20:41,622 --> 00:20:43,689 [Cheers and applause] 553 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,773 Wow. Wow. 554 00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:50,835 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 41185

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