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‐You got this!
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- ‐ I've got this.
- ‐
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‐That's it.
‐Bugger me!
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No!
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Get me a car to Buffalo.
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You're going to the White House?
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Yes! Time to do
some corporate begging.
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‐RYAN CLARK: Hey! Come on.
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I was just doing my job.
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Just did what we had to do.
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I did what I had to do.
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It's getting thicker!
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‐This is your fault.
‐It's Frank's fault!
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- ‐He hit the big brown buttons.
- Frank!
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Ship him out!
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Frank! Frank!
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Calm,
and I cannot stress this enough,
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the fuck down!
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These people
are humanity's finest,
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‐and they need‐‐
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The president will see you now.
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Great.
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Henearly got Frank space‐lynched,
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so what are we gonna do
about Judd?
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Two options.
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One, murder. And two,
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and I know I keep
looping back to this...
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murder.
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You keep saying that word,
Karen.
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You keep saying it.
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Okay, can you please
just let me fix your door?
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No.
I'm going to do this myself.
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I may be a fake and a fraud
and a terrible lay
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and a credit risk
and a tax‐dodger
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and an emotional homunculus,
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but I am still a useful,
functioning‐‐
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Actually, can you do this?
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- ‐Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- ‐ Baby!
- What?
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A passenger has just gone
into labor.
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- ‐There's gonna be a baby!
- Whoa!
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Holy shit! We're having a baby?
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‐Mr. Judd's in there.
‐Why?
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He's, quote,
"executive producing" the birth.
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‐Here.
‐Yeah, yeah, leave it with me.
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- ‐I'm fine. Yeah.
- You all right?
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That's it, come on!
Get it out of her!
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‐That's it. Hey! Hey!
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Vacuum extraction! My idea!
We're gonna suck a person
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- ‐out of this person!
- Yeah.
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‐
‐Let's go!
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God,
the baby is going from a womb
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surrounded by bodily fluids
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to a ship surrounded
by bodily solids.
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Where did you come from,
eyeballs?
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Originally? Pennsylvania.
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Before the fires.
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‐HERMAN JUDD: Whoa!
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‐I'll cut the string.
‐Cord.
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Full Hakuna Matata!
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- There we go. Hey...
- ‐
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I'm gonna keep the placenta.
Fair's fair.
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Have this snap frozen.
Landmark human tissue.
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- You fucking killed it.
- What?
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Like, I'm smiling.
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You killed it, like...
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It's a baby.
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Yeah, it's really‐‐
It's a good one.
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People of Avenue 5,
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I bring you tidings
of great joy.
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At 1105 hours today,
we welcomed
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‐the first ever bab‐‐
‐The first baby born in space!
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‐I'm so sorry, did you‐‐
‐It's fine.
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‐I just really wanted to say it.
‐I'm so sorry.
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You know, I sometimes have this
terrible case of Karen Mouth
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- ‐and, you know...
- ‐
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What's the name?
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Now she's interested
in babies.
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No name as yet.
Current alias, AKA Space Baby.
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‐A beautiful...
‐Baby boy!
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‐little baby b‐‐
‐Baby boy!
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‐
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I did it again! You know
what it was?
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'Cause you said "little," so‐‐
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and I just went straight
to "baby boy,"
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so I got there first,
otherwise we would've‐‐
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Is that it?
Or is it your Karen Mouth
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- ‐that you can't shut?
- ‐
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What is that?
Why is the ship beeping?
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You know‐‐ and this has
never happened before‐‐
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I don't actually know.
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What does he look like?
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‐He is adora‐‐
‐Adora‐‐
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What is your damage?
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‐We need to sort this‐‐
‐Yeah, Captain, I'm on it.
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Presumably, it's a warning
of some kind.
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Well, yes, you don't usually
have a recurring beep
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to tell you
everything's going just fine.
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‐RYAN: It's down here.
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Some‐‐ It's somewhere...
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‐RYAN: No, it's... it's...
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No, it's not up here.
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Man, they really love
that baby?
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Yeah, babies are like
New Zealanders.
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Everyone loves them
and the funny way they talk.
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‐There's Iris.
‐See that? See that?
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She never looks at me like that.
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She never gives me that look.
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Funny.
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‐Are you hurting?
‐
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Is that baby hurting you?
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Yeah?
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Face it.
They prefer that baby to me.
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Baby gives them hope.
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All I give them
is shitty‐yuck‐yuck.
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Not that
it's a competition.
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Judd versus Baby.
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But if it were,
I'd destroy that baby.
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Physically, emotionally,
endurance‐wise.
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I'd finish that baby
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before he could get past
the first month.
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It wouldn't even be
a fair contest.
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One shot to the soft spot,
that baby's down for the count.
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Yeah, it wouldn't have
the upper body strength.
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Captain? Captain.
The ship is beeping.
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And I can tell you why.
I'm going to cover my mouth...
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because this
could cause mass distress.
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It's an oxygen beep.
We've got a leak.
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‐Well‐‐ I mean, that‐‐
‐Billie? Billie?
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I don't know
what else it could be,
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and maybe he's right?
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‐I‐‐ I‐‐ I just‐‐
‐We need oxygen!
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‐I love oxygen!
‐Captain, your mouth.
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- ‐Cover your fucking mouth.
- Billie?
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Well, hopefully it's just one‐‐
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Hopefully, it's just
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- ‐one leaking tank...
- Okay.
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...but if the recycling
system's screwed, then...
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so are we.
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The running out of air,
is it as bad as they say?
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‐Or not as bad?
‐Yeah, it's bad.
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I mean, like, first you get,
like, a grittiness in your eyes,
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then your tongue is literally
gonna boil in your mouth
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before you just pass out and you
just never wake up again.
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Don't forget the organ failure.
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I almost forgot
the organ failure.
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I've just seen
my perfect Space Baby.
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Iris,
you should prepare to enjoy
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your last moments of happiness,
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because we think
we may have an oxygen leak.
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- ‐An oxygen leak?
- Shh!
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Freak out into your hand
and cover your mouth.
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- ‐Do we have enough to get home?
- It depends.
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Vigorous activity would
drain this turkey in no time.
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I'm talking exercise, singing,
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lovemaking,
if you're doing it right.
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Hey! Hi there. Howdy.
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You keep greeting people
in triplicate,
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we'll be dead by Tuesday.
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- ‐Karen.
- Hey.
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Why do you all look
so jumpy?
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We... have a leak.
We're running out of oxygen.
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- ‐A leak?!
- ‐
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What is this ship made of,
tin foil?
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‐
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Hi, girl.
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I don't actually think
this is about
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that non‐combat‐ready baby.
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I think it's about
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what your inner voice
is telling you about yourself.
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‐What is it saying?
‐The one I'm using now?
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No, the voice inside your head.
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No, my thoughts connect
instantaneously with my mouth.
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It's extremely efficient.
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Clinically,
it's probably very unique.
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‐
‐ Iris!
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Okay, how about this?
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You need to change
the way they see you.
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You need to change the way
they see the shit.
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Wait...
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Are‐‐ Are you...
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Are you talking about...
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lasers?
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Specifically...
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illuminating the ring
of nasty shit
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around the ship
with some goddamn lasers?
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‐JUDD: Iris!
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‐Miss Mulcair?
‐Hi.
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The President thanks you
for your visit,
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and I can confirm
we will be funding the rescue.
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Knock me sideways!
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That is like diving into
a bath of beans!
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Well, once you clear it
with the Other President,
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you are good to go!
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I'm sorry?
The Other President?
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I assumed the Other President
was already across this.
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We don't like to bother
the Other President
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unless
it's absolutely necessary.
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‐No?
‐So, if you could just slip on
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these electrostatic
shoe covers...
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‐Right, okay, right.
‐If we could just get a move on.
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Okay. Let's go and...
...do this!
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Good morning and so forth.
‐
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‐Mr. Judd‐‐
‐JUDD: Great.
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Shall we begin this meeting
forthwith heretofore, please?
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All right, so, welcome
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to this first passenger‐crew
liaison meeting.
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Fucking hands!
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All you had to do
was hold the cup!
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- ‐Fumbling bitches...
- Is he British?
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‐No, he's doing a voice.
‐Okay.
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You know it's coming,
then you forget it's coming,
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‐and it just‐‐
‐JUDD: Set a reminder,
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pre‐beep to remind me
of the big beep.
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‐You got it, baby.
‐Already on it, thank you, Matt.
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All right, so,
I think it would be fitting
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- ‐to start with an apology.
- I accept.
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From you to me,
you big S‐gibbon,
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because you tried to fire
my husband out the ship!
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‐I never say sorry.
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Like my hero, Gandhi.
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All right. Agenda, shall we?
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I have a question.
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I would like a new cabin
away from my broken prophylactic
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‐of a husband.
‐Will you‐‐
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All due respect, normo,
we have bigger fish to fry.
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Second that.
And we can't afford the air.
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- ‐Right.
- Wait, why not?
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‐
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‐
‐What do you mean,
you can't afford the air?
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‐Iris, did you‐‐
did you just laugh?
‐You're delirious.
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All right, so,
I have figured out a way
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to re‐perceive the turd sleeve
around this ship.
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Three words:
theatrical lighting rig.
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And here's five:
what, what, and why?
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No, that's four.
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Fuck, I'm so tired.
Jesus.
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I'm sorry,
are we running out of air?
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- ‐Yeah.
- Like, actual air?
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Not, like, cooking air
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or, you know, like,
air conditioning‐‐
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In nine months,
so don't get pregnant,
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that'd be a complete
waste of time.
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Okay, I'm‐‐ I'm calm.
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
250
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,421
Good. All right.
251
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,841
‐So, can we just focus‐‐
‐I thought I was calm,
252
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,093
but I am not fucking calm.
I don't wanna die!
253
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,137
I don't wanna run out of air!
254
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,471
- ‐Thank you.
- ‐
255
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,649
‐Hey, Secretary of State.
‐Hi, Judd Galaxy.
256
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,485
I like your nails.
257
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,739
‐Thank you.
‐You got any wax?
258
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,325
‐This string's dried out.
‐What, crossbow wax?
259
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,870
Ooh, let me have a look.
No, sorry.
260
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,538
‐
‐It's me.
261
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,418
Okay. Do I just...?
262
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,920
Miss Mulcair, please clearly
263
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,297
and audiblystate your business.
264
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:16,050
Right, hello. I am here
on behalf of Judd Galaxy.
265
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:19,137
We urgently need rescue funds.
266
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:23,308
Four point two three
trillion dollars.
267
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,227
I believe written materials
have been submitted directly...
268
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,021
into you?
269
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,691
We willredirect funds from the...
270
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,526
...National Child Welfare...
271
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,569
...program.
272
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:38,364
My God.
This‐‐ This is...
273
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,034
...everything!
274
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,702
Thank you so much!
275
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,121
I have been
in such a dark place.
276
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,748
Can I‐‐ No? No?
277
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,333
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
278
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,335
Please,will you consider the removal
279
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,253
of 500 non‐essentialpassengers?
280
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,590
Right.
281
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:59,427
I absolutely hear...
what you're saying.
282
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,764
It's just that that would raise
one or two
283
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,974
‐ethical questions‐‐
‐Thank you!
284
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,310
Your query has been forwardedto the...
285
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,686
...Department of Ethics.
286
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,772
‐But...
‐Goodbye. Have a nice day.
287
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,857
No. No, no, no, no.
288
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,109
All right,
so I appreciate that some of us
289
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,612
are sleep‐victimized. However,
290
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,323
bearing in mind
the scarcity of resources,
291
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,533
can we try to keep lang'
at an abs' min'?
292
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:26,454
‐Wh‐‐ What are you saying?
‐I am trying to conserve oxygen
293
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,790
by... 'bridging my w'rds.
294
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,708
Well, it's highly,
highly confusing.
295
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,669
You see, you did not need
the second "highly,"
296
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,879
‐one would've s'ff'c'd.
‐Would‐‐
297
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:35,964
‐Sufficed.
‐
298
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,882
‐Jesus frazzling Christ!
‐My God.
299
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,260
Can we skip
the missing letters round?
300
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,262
I've just reconsidered
your earlier point,
301
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,389
re: an apology.
S'ry.
302
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,974
‐
‐
303
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,393
‐Iris, you laughed!
‐Fine! I'm s‐‐
304
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,311
‐What's the matter with you?
‐I‐‐ I find it amusing.
305
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,564
I don't know why,
it just... beep!
306
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,900
Why are you being such a baby,
Iris?
307
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,986
You like babies so much
you wanna be one?
308
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,738
Question: are we really
running out of air?
309
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,574
- ‐Supplemental: what the fuck?
- Yes!
310
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,034
To your first question.
311
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,412
I don't know how to answer
your second question.
312
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,081
But Matty and I
have come up with
313
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,500
a series
of oxygen conservation policies.
314
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,043
"Oxygen conservation policies."
315
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,420
Well, that's a lungful
right there.
316
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,672
Let's try to keep the energy
positive around Mr. Judd
317
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,549
‐while he pupates.
‐While he what?
318
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,800
While he pupates.
319
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,261
I've gone through a period
of serious introspection
320
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,387
since last night.
321
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,139
Okay, so first of‐‐
322
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,267
Also, you should know,
I‐‐ I tent now.
323
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,645
First up, no running.
Leads to panting.
324
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,397
‐Don't do it.
‐Secondly,
325
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,234
fat people shouldn't use stairs,
and avoid any incline.
326
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,820
Direct! Merciless. Yes.
327
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,739
Fat people should not
exert themselves.
328
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,075
‐By fat people, do you mean...
‐Anyone over two‐‐
329
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,119
Two hundred
and fifty‐seven pounds.
330
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,455
- ‐
- ‐
331
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,748
- ‐
- ‐
332
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:56,085
Okay, yes,
a 257‐pound cutoff.
333
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,880
So what are we going to
do? We're gonna weigh people
as they go about their‐‐
334
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,299
‐Are you really
asking questions about‐‐
You know what? Everyone‐‐
335
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,135
please get outta here.
I‐‐ I need a safe space
to create.
336
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,138
Just me, Matty, and the person
whose name I ignored.
337
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,514
- ‐Who's that?
- You.
338
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,640
Okay.
339
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,809
That guy is a complete moron.
The more he talks,
340
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,562
‐the more in danger we all are.
‐Unless we 'M' him.
341
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,105
Okay, Karen,
you gotta stop saying that.
342
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,274
‐That is clearly not an option‐‐
‐
343
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,318
Life coached by Matt?
344
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,278
That's like being taught
to drive by a hen.
345
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,363
We're running out of oxygen
and he's "pupating."
346
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,740
He could kill us all.
347
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:30,870
Well, you know, Iris,
we could... sedate him.
348
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,664
Yeah, no, that could work.
That could actually work.
349
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,166
Well, we could double the dose?
350
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,334
He might have a stroke,
351
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,628
then you'll only be physically
wiping his ass.
352
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,298
Right. Where are we gonna get
sedatives and a dart gun?
353
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,674
Well, Matt monitors the supply,
354
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,719
and I bet he has full access
to whatev' they got down there.
355
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,346
Sir, it's Rav for you.
356
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,681
We round Jupiter in three
minutes and lose comms.
357
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,850
My cabin is closest,
so stride with me.
358
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:56,270
Excuse me! Karen Kelly!
Make a hole, or I will!
359
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,360
‐
360
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,945
‐
‐Now, honey,
361
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,321
I have an update for you,
362
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,449
and I don't want you
to go all flappy on me.
363
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,826
Okay...
364
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,869
The ship is leaking oxygen.
365
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:12,995
From what I understand,
366
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,456
it will be like drowning
with dirt in your mouth
367
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,791
and a tractor on your chest.
368
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,626
Okay.
369
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,796
‐That's fine.
‐
370
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,423
Fuck.
371
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,847
Sorry. I'm sorry.
It's only oxygen.
372
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,140
All right.
373
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,307
So don't talk,
374
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,018
because then you will last
marginally longer.
375
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,936
Attaboy.
376
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,896
Okay, guys,
I think we're on. Yeah.
377
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,774
And we don't have long with her,
and it could get
a little bit glitchy.
378
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,192
Hello‐‐ speaking‐‐ Hello?
379
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,735
Great. Hi! I‐‐ start speaking.
380
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,404
I'm gonna start speakingbefore‐‐ get cut off.
381
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,781
I have some good newsand some not so good news.
382
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,034
The good news is...
we have funding!
383
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,745
Yay! Come on!
384
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,581
Wh‐‐ What was that?
What did she‐‐
385
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,333
‐She said they had funding.
Shush! Yes, yes, shush!
‐The not so good news is
386
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,253
the Other President suggested
we explore losing...
387
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,131
...500 NEPs,
but I rejected that,
388
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:09,260
I said, "No, we are not killing
500 people, not today!"
389
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,304
Other Presidentsug‐‐ we explore
390
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,598
losing 500 NEPs‐‐
391
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,017
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no. No, no, no! No!
392
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,895
- ‐No, now Earth is the other side of Jupiter.
- ‐
393
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,814
‐What's NEPs?
‐Non‐essential personnel, like‐‐
394
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,650
‐‐‐ ‐
Okay.
That is not on the table.
395
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:28,571
We are not getting rid of
500 non‐essential personnel.
396
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,947
My hands always get clammy
397
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,908
whenever I shower
in a strange room.
398
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,117
‐
‐Fuck you, Doug!
399
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,786
How are you here?
‐Yeah, what the actual frig?
400
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,164
Are you wearing Frank's clothes?
401
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,498
‐Two sugars?
‐Yeah.
402
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,293
I have just been ordered
homeless by Herman Judd,
403
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,253
so I no longer have access
to a bathroom.
404
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,172
Great. You see this, Frank?
405
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,132
He's using you
as a toilet friend.
406
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,550
Are you guys
seriously considering
407
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,302
getting rid of 500 passengers?
408
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,055
No, and you are not gonna say it
out there. All right?
409
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,598
And you're particularly
not gonna say it
410
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,266
- ‐in front of Herman Judd.
- ‐ ‐
411
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,061
You‐‐ monotonal fuck!
‐Fuck you, Doug!
412
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,735
‐
‐Good morning, everyone!
413
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,779
We finally have a baby name.
414
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,405
Kayden!
415
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,994
‐Kayden?
‐That's an asshole name!
416
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,330
Okay, it's just a word.
417
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,249
And you're an asshole, asshole.
418
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,502
‐You.
‐Doug.
419
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,254
You look different.
Fatter, maybe?
420
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,506
No, it's probably just
my spirit swelling
421
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,425
‐now that I'm not with you.
‐
422
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,011
‐Hey, you're hiding something.
‐I don't know
what you're talking about.
423
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,180
I know that, Doug,
that's your factory setting.
424
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,474
Actually, I‐‐ I have been
made privy to something.
425
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,017
Okay, so you know about
426
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,769
‐the oxygen.
‐The passengers.
427
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,187
‐Oxygen?
‐The shortage.
428
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,689
‐There's a shortage of air?
‐Yes!
429
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,440
‐Holy fuck! Are you kid‐‐
‐Okay, okay‐‐
430
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,900
‐My God, are you serious?
‐Stop panicking.
431
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,986
This is when one panics!
We are running out of air
432
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,321
and they're shooting 500
passengers out of the airlock.
433
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,364
‐What?
‐Yes!
434
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,074
The airlock? My God!
My fucking God!
435
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,367
‐That's horrible.
‐This is panicking!
436
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,035
‐Why can you panic and I can't‐‐
‐I'm not panicking!
437
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,621
‐Yeah, neither was I!
‐Then stop and lower your voice!
438
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,872
Fine.
439
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,543
Also, the captain is speaking
in that British voice‐‐
440
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,337
‐Yeah, I heard that.
‐All right, listen, fucker,
441
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,048
if they start suggesting names
of passengers,
442
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,592
let's not suggest each other,
all right?
443
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,176
‐That's actually a really good‐‐
‐Okay, fine.
444
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,386
‐Good plan.
‐All right.
445
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,721
Put your hard‐on away.
446
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,514
This is purely
self‐preservation.
447
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,890
Yeah, I think the same thing.
448
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:20,891
‐Great.
‐All right, see you l‐‐
449
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,226
‐See you around.
‐Okay. See you never.
450
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,728
- ‐Come on.
- ‐
451
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,855
‐Fuck you!
‐No, fuck you, Doug!
452
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,649
Do you wanna‐‐
453
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,987
Okay, Matt...
454
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,201
I‐‐ I, um...
455
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,245
- ‐I need you to hook me up.
- What do you need?
456
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,122
Synthetic veal?
Porno? Mint jelly?
457
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,665
All of them, if you can.
458
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,084
‐ Jesus!
‐But first, I‐‐ I...
459
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,547
I actually want lots and lots
and lots of sedatives.
460
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,925
Look, my area of expertise
is pretty limited.
461
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,553
It's basically recreational
barbiturates,
462
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,806
Eastern sex practices,
Christmas music.
463
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,727
But I do know suffering,
and you're suffering.
464
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,605
So I just need a little bit more
information to make sure
465
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,733
I'm not causing more harm
than I'm fixing.
466
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,570
‐I was bullied at school.
‐Was it your ears?
467
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,905
What? No. What do you mean?
468
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,198
‐What's wrong with my ears?
‐Nothing.
469
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,909
But that is what I would
go in on, if I was bullying you.
470
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,118
I'd make you self‐conscious
471
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,620
about something
that isn't even a thing
472
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,705
because it makes you
question your sanity.
473
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,875
Ain't that right,
you jar‐eared Dumbo fuck?
474
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,628
‐It's brutal.
‐I‐‐ Yeah‐‐.
475
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,589
You're right, I hate my ears.
Yeah.
476
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,882
‐Sedatives?
‐I mean, look at you.
477
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,801
You're like a gimp on a leash
right now.
478
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,636
‐‐
‐You'd do anything
for these drugs.
479
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,471
‐Anything.
‐And if I don't give 'em to you,
480
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,348
you're probably gonna go
below decks...
481
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,683
and get them from the guys
down there.
482
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,643
But you're gonna have to
sexually humiliate yourself.
483
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,144
You are so good.
You're right.
484
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,814
I was this close
to going down there and...
485
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,440
showing someone my bottom.
486
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,991
Well, I...
I got the, um, the sleeping...
487
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,285
‐
‐Yeah. Take two of these,
488
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,496
it's like you've died
and gone to the opera.
489
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,706
All right, so give me one
490
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,583
because I'm so tired
that my hair hurts me.
491
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,086
No.
These are for, um...
492
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,256
what's the‐‐ who's the guy
who runs Judd Industries?
493
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,841
- Judd.
- Yes.
494
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:21,303
So, apparently, even,
Space Baby can't sleep.
495
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,930
Respectfully, fuck him.
496
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,349
No, seriously, 'cause he's‐‐
he's in an incubator,
497
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,184
those things are soundproofed
to balls.
498
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,146
I'll take the sedatives,
and I'll go Judd drug.
499
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,232
No, Karen, you will kill him.
There's a difference.
500
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,943
Okay, so you two
give me the, um...
501
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,656
them things,
and then I'll go...
502
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,283
What?
503
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,701
I'll go to‐‐ Who they for?
504
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,411
‐
‐
505
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,455
‐I'll take them. I'll take‐‐
‐No, no, Billie,
Billie, no‐‐
506
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,207
‐Yeah, but I'm gonna give them‐‐
‐Billie, give them to me.
‐Okay‐‐
507
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,375
Look, it's the king!
508
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,793
‐Where?
‐A‐ha!
509
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,963
In your face, you and‐‐
and the other one.
510
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,007
Okay. Michele's an engineer,
511
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,300
you tell him
exactly what you want.
512
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,802
- ‐Get as technical as you like.
- Okay.
513
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,554
Michele?
514
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,431
I don't like boys
with girls' names.
515
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,640
Okay, so...
516
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:13,314
We fire the glitter at the turds
as we turn the lasers on?
517
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,317
Or... sequins.
518
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:22,406
Maybe sequin bombs that we make
from degradable plastics,
519
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,868
and then shoot them
at the turds.
520
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:30,122
I'm thinking six
every two minutes,
521
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,000
to ensure a steady shimmer.
522
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,420
Then glitter, then confetti,
523
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:41,217
then, maybe, fairy lights,
if we all feel we've earned it.
524
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,927
Okay, read it back to me.
525
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,094
Let's make a sex tape!
526
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,805
Get out of my line of sight.
527
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,685
‐
‐MATT: Action.
528
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,022
Herman Judd here,
with a brief word.
529
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,691
Indeed, all of our wordsmust now be brief.
530
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,402
That is because we'rerunning out of breathable air.
531
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,907
I had intended to ease
into that one.
532
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,494
We will plug this leak.
But until we do,
533
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,955
you must remain
breathing steadily
534
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,791
to minimize all oxygen usage.
535
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,586
And cut out all
unnecessary conversation.
536
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,964
No sighing, no gasping,
537
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,259
no unnecessary sneezing,no flouncing.
538
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,678
If you have to bepassive aggressive,
539
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,513
do it only with your eyes.
540
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,140
Relax.
541
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,600
‐
‐JUDD: Iris!
542
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,936
No, no, no, wait.
This is recorded. That's...
543
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,104
that's not the actual beep.
544
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,815
But do remainbreathing calmly.
545
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,484
‐
‐That's the actual beep.
546
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,571
That is now a legal requirement.
547
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,698
Thanks, gang.
548
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,119
Okay, I'm gonna tell a joke now.
549
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,746
The setup is that
there are three men
550
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,040
of three different
nationalities.
551
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,375
I won't tell you
which nationalities,
552
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,168
'cause otherwise
you might find it amusing.
553
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,296
The punchline is that
one of the men in the joke
554
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,755
is considerably
more parsimonious
555
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,133
than the other two men
in the joke.
556
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,718
Thus concludes the joke.
557
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,095
That was not funny.
558
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,931
Here it comes.
559
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,309
‐
‐
560
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,060
Iris!
561
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,480
As I walk up,
there's these cars
562
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,232
falling out of the bed.
It was just‐‐
563
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,443
What is the nature
of this conversation?
564
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,862
I'm just talking about
my grandchildren.
565
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,864
Would you classify it
as essential?
566
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,490
News flash: it isn't.
567
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,578
Okay, now I'm gonna do
some oxygen‐efficient banter
568
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,746
with the audience.
569
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,789
‐Ma'am, where are you from?
‐Utah.
570
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,709
That's nice.
571
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,794
You are banal as shit.
572
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,429
I hear ya, honey.
573
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,352
Thus concludes
the shoehorns section.
574
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:57,978
Thank you.
575
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,404
I thought I'd set up‐‐
576
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,031
I can't‐‐ I can't. I'm sorry.
577
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,701
I said, I thought I'd set up
in a space
578
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,578
where everyone feels welcome.
579
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,497
In God's office?
580
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,958
Jesus, Vishnu, Allah,
Karen Kelly.
581
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:22,169
I think I have
a ways to go just yet.
582
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,295
- Sedatives.
- ‐‐
583
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,755
Ryan!
584
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:28,258
Get ready to have your butt
and/or ball blown off.
585
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:31,345
Mr. Judd is about
to perform his first miracle.
586
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,556
We're gonna sparklify
the Halo of Crud.
587
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,435
I have an update.
588
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:42,106
Space Baby has jaundice.
He's on a respirator.
589
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,942
Jaundice?
Somebody's got a weak liver.
590
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,151
- ‐Is he okay?
- He's fine,
591
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,237
just laying there
with his oxygen mask.
592
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,446
Greedy little fuck.
593
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,199
Yeah! There's my girl.
Welcome back. Missed you, girl.
594
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:55,077
Yeah, fuck Space Baby,
stealing all our oxygen.
595
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,037
Who's stealing
the oxygen? What's going on?
596
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,455
We just heard the news.
597
00:24:58,539 --> 00:24:59,748
Shit. They told you?
598
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,625
About the 500 NEPs
they're shooting into space?
599
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,293
- ‐What? Doug, what are you doing?
- ‐
600
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,962
‐You're such an idiot.
‐I'm whispering so we're‐‐
601
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,964
‐
‐Shh, shh, shh‐‐
602
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,757
Quiet!
603
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,884
You... chattering...
604
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,803
fucks!
605
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,846
Can you hear me?
606
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,055
‐Yes.
‐I can.
607
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,141
‐What about now?
‐Yes. It was the same.
608
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,225
What about now?
609
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,268
‐Too low.
‐Too low.
610
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,394
Okay, I'll go up.
611
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:22,104
‐
‐RYAN: Bless you.
612
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,772
‐
‐DOUG: Oxygen‐‐
613
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:24,982
‐
‐MAN 2: Fuck!
614
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,233
Shut up, Frank!
615
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:28,986
‐Now that you have‐‐
‐
616
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,946
Guys. Please. Guys.
‐My God.
617
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,573
That's like a full tank.
618
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,327
You have to think
before you speak.
619
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:38,787
And then, think again.
620
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,206
And then think,
"I shouldn't speak."
621
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,625
And then, don't speak.
622
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,753
‐
‐Iris!
623
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,004
‐Fuck you, Doug!
‐Hey, you.
624
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,338
What are NEPs?
625
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,174
They're non‐essential personnel.
626
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,550
What?!
‐I‐‐
627
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,054
Iris, will you shut the fuck up?
628
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,057
Is it true? You're just gonna
kill 500 passengers?
629
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,933
Why wasn't I notified?
630
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,311
Was I notified?
631
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,604
When was I notified?
632
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,607
Who are you to determine
who is essential?
633
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,152
I can't go. I'm the only
radiologist in outer space.
634
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,862
Darrell, I'm standing
right here!
635
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,740
We've been colleagues for years!
636
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,825
It's not an oxygen beep.
637
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,203
It's not an oxygen beep!
638
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,872
I checked all the tanks,
and the beeping
639
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:25,334
is the ship telling us
to recalibrate for the baby.
640
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,544
‐
‐There's an extra passenger.
641
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,046
It needs to recalibrate.
642
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,047
There's no oxygen‐‐
643
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,340
That would be
the other reason.
644
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,800
My‐‐
‐What, you‐‐ you didn't
645
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,135
‐rule that out already?
‐Shut up, Spike.
646
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,179
There is air.
There is enough air
647
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,349
for maybe some of you
to thank me. I'm Billie.
648
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,517
We have air?
649
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,727
‐Yeah, we have air.
‐So we can shout?
650
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,312
If you want to, I guess, yes.
651
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,897
You guys were trying to kill us!
652
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,482
Yeah, you had a list going!
Guess what?
653
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,067
Now we're gonna make
a fucking list!
654
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,319
‐And you all...
‐I don't even care about names,
655
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,529
I just want blood.
656
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,739
And... light 'em up!
657
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,910
My...
658
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,453
Wow.
659
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,539
My God, it's beautiful!
660
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,291
It is beautiful.
661
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,253
Until you really think about it.
662
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,089
Who knew shit
could be so enchanting?
663
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,883
Me. I did. I knew.
664
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:19,304
He's transformed the most
disgusting thing imaginable
665
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:23,308
into a kaleidoscope
of butt truffles!
666
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:26,687
Well, you gotta say,
he knows his audience.
667
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,690
So... he lives.
For tonight.
668
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,149
Okay, it's over.
669
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,484
The nightmare is over.
670
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:35,320
This‐‐ this part
of the nightmare is over.
671
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,158
Congratulations.
672
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,619
Why don't you give yourself
a little pat on the back,
673
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,204
or the ass?
674
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:47,291
Give your ass a little squeeze,
and then...
675
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,960
go make love to yourself
in a sleazy motel.
676
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:52,963
You earned it.
677
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,298
You're really fucking weird,
dude.
678
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,924
I don't wanna
do these hangouts anymore.
679
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,467
They make me kinda sick.
680
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,720
- ‐That's okay.
- No, it isn't.
681
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,892
‐
‐
682
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,188
Your ears are beautiful.
683
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,065
To me.
684
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,904
It's the most plausible
he's looked in weeks.
685
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,913
I'm gonna miss talking to ya,
sweetie.
686
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,568
I actually see a face there.
687
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,779
I see the pope's face,
Pope John Paul II.
688
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,739
J.P. was one of the good ones,
too.
689
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,491
Wasn't even a Nazi in his youth.
690
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:49,663
There's been talk about ejecting
500 people from the ship.
691
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,416
‐It is the talk of Satan.
‐Cast him out!
692
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,668
‐
‐Amen!
693
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,546
Who is Harrison?
694
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,297
That's just somebody
that I'm not scared of.
695
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,842
I suppose you are head
of mission control.
696
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,510
And I guess what... you know,
they're saying,
697
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:07,055
is that you're not...
in control... of the mission.
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