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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:01:51,664 --> 00:01:53,582 There has been an awakening. 3 00:01:55,501 --> 00:01:56,502 Awaken! 4 00:01:57,962 --> 00:01:59,362 I'm up, I'm awake, what's going on? 5 00:02:01,007 --> 00:02:04,593 Master, you're up early. What is thy bidding? 6 00:02:04,635 --> 00:02:08,597 The twins of SuperBat turn 17 this 'morrow. 7 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:10,850 The Farce is strong with the girl, 8 00:02:10,891 --> 00:02:13,060 but in the boy I feel is weak. 9 00:02:13,102 --> 00:02:17,690 Do you have the Star Death Krypto Tesseract thing-a-ma-goo? 10 00:02:18,357 --> 00:02:19,400 Behold! 11 00:02:20,943 --> 00:02:23,613 That ball of green greatness has the power to freeze planets. 12 00:02:24,572 --> 00:02:27,074 Grab your coat and earmuffs Jokester, 13 00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:29,243 it's going to be a bumpy winter. 14 00:02:40,171 --> 00:02:41,464 Come on! 15 00:02:47,845 --> 00:02:48,846 Freeze! 16 00:02:48,888 --> 00:02:50,890 Listen here, it's a stick-up see? 17 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,017 - Give me the cash. - Come on! 18 00:02:53,059 --> 00:02:54,936 - Hey, hey! - Don't move. 19 00:02:54,977 --> 00:02:56,228 This ain't no peashooter. 20 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:57,897 Hey, hey, hey! 21 00:02:57,939 --> 00:02:59,299 Come any closer and I'll clip her. 22 00:03:06,072 --> 00:03:07,114 Keep the change. 23 00:03:10,284 --> 00:03:12,495 Hey! Get away from my car! 24 00:03:13,621 --> 00:03:14,705 What's wrong with you two? 25 00:03:15,539 --> 00:03:18,209 This car is a classic! What are you nuts? 26 00:03:18,668 --> 00:03:20,252 It's ok baby, daddy is right here. 27 00:03:20,586 --> 00:03:21,712 Did they hurt you? 28 00:03:24,048 --> 00:03:25,174 What the... 29 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:27,385 Drop the peashooter. 30 00:03:28,594 --> 00:03:30,513 - Sorry. - You think this is funny? 31 00:03:30,805 --> 00:03:32,126 Look, just give us our ball back. 32 00:03:33,683 --> 00:03:34,934 You want your ball back? 33 00:03:34,976 --> 00:03:36,727 Here, get your ball back. 34 00:03:41,274 --> 00:03:43,734 Gosh, no respect for their elders. 35 00:04:33,701 --> 00:04:34,744 Bill, Susan. 36 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,829 What's that? 37 00:04:55,765 --> 00:04:57,850 Yes, come on. 38 00:05:18,037 --> 00:05:19,914 Honey, did you pick up the ice? 39 00:05:19,956 --> 00:05:20,957 Yeah, I got it. 40 00:05:21,499 --> 00:05:23,584 My hero. 41 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,796 Why's it so hot in here? 42 00:05:30,091 --> 00:05:31,217 What's up with the A/C? 43 00:05:32,468 --> 00:05:34,178 I think the unit outside is broken. 44 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:40,935 Could this day get any worse? 45 00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,187 The guy on the news said the sun will be the closest it's been... 46 00:05:44,188 --> 00:05:46,691 - ...in 2,000 years. - Great. 47 00:05:46,732 --> 00:05:48,317 Do you think you could fix the AC? 48 00:05:48,359 --> 00:05:49,944 Well, I bet Alfred could... 49 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:51,821 ...if he wasn't dead. 50 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,573 I miss Alfred. 51 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:55,700 Me too. 52 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,243 What's wrong? 53 00:05:58,286 --> 00:06:01,122 The security company I applied to rejected me. 54 00:06:01,289 --> 00:06:04,208 Honey, I'm so sorry. 55 00:06:05,084 --> 00:06:08,296 Well, don't give up. I trust someone will hire you. 56 00:06:08,337 --> 00:06:10,214 I tried them all, but nobody wants me. 57 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,051 Well, I want you... 58 00:06:15,469 --> 00:06:16,554 ...to snap out of it! 59 00:06:18,055 --> 00:06:19,765 Today is not about your problems... 60 00:06:19,807 --> 00:06:22,560 ...and you are not going to hide in the Man-Cave of Solitude. 61 00:06:23,769 --> 00:06:25,354 Where are my bracelets? 62 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:28,983 Today is about being with your family. 63 00:06:31,068 --> 00:06:32,445 There we go. 64 00:06:35,489 --> 00:06:36,866 Do you hear me Bruce Kent? 65 00:06:38,534 --> 00:06:40,703 Yes, every word Jean Wonder. 66 00:06:44,081 --> 00:06:45,082 Good. 67 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:55,426 I'm in here. 68 00:06:56,177 --> 00:06:57,511 Raya, hey. 69 00:06:58,888 --> 00:06:59,929 Wait, how did you know that I was... 70 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:01,974 I can read the thoughts of the weak minded 71 00:07:02,516 --> 00:07:04,101 Okay, sorry. 72 00:07:04,852 --> 00:07:06,479 That's new though. That's cool! 73 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,772 It started this morning. 74 00:07:07,813 --> 00:07:09,815 I can't lift anything much heavier but... 75 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,361 I can do this. 76 00:07:13,402 --> 00:07:15,988 Look at you! 77 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:18,574 Nice! You know, when your mom was young, 78 00:07:18,616 --> 00:07:19,992 she used to be able to make one... 79 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:22,787 Great, Dad. 80 00:07:22,828 --> 00:07:24,580 - Thanks. Anything else? - Sorry. 81 00:07:24,622 --> 00:07:26,498 - Yes I have to ask... - Well, I don't care... 82 00:07:26,499 --> 00:07:28,584 ...because the internet is down again, 83 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:31,003 - tell him Lucas. - Tell me what? 84 00:07:31,045 --> 00:07:32,713 The AC is definitely broken. 85 00:07:33,422 --> 00:07:35,716 - Did you break it? - His stupid robot did. 86 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,803 Hello, I am C-R-E-P-O. 87 00:07:38,844 --> 00:07:41,097 Human to cyborg assistance unit. 88 00:07:41,138 --> 00:07:43,224 - Buddy... - We were trying to fix it! 89 00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:45,893 I built him for you to help you around the house. 90 00:07:46,394 --> 00:07:49,313 Lucas, I mean this thing is very creepy. 91 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:52,400 It's not creepy to think that while you all are sleeping, 92 00:07:52,441 --> 00:07:54,068 I am still awake cleaning. 93 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:55,861 I appreciate the help. I do, 94 00:07:55,903 --> 00:07:58,823 but I ran a multi-billion dollar newspaper empire... 95 00:07:58,864 --> 00:07:59,907 Into bankruptcy 96 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:03,661 Thank you. 97 00:08:05,246 --> 00:08:06,998 Surely I can fix the air conditioning. 98 00:08:07,623 --> 00:08:10,293 You are in desperate need of employment Mr. Kent. 99 00:08:10,334 --> 00:08:12,169 Nobody's talking to you, Creepio. 100 00:08:12,211 --> 00:08:17,425 0100100101 Malfunction. Malfunction! 101 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:20,011 Come on, Lucas. 102 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,221 Look, stop fiddling with the robot, 103 00:08:22,263 --> 00:08:25,141 and start concentrating on your superpowers like your sister. 104 00:08:25,975 --> 00:08:27,518 There! There! He's perfect! 105 00:08:27,893 --> 00:08:29,312 I don't think so. 106 00:08:31,314 --> 00:08:32,565 Perfectly stupid 107 00:08:32,607 --> 00:08:34,525 What if I never get my powers? 108 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:36,027 Lucas. 109 00:08:36,611 --> 00:08:37,820 You'll get your powers! 110 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,447 Girls just mature faster than boys... 111 00:08:39,488 --> 00:08:41,824 ...which is why we lose ours earlier than you. 112 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:47,788 Well, your father's are fading, but my powers, they're gone. 113 00:08:47,955 --> 00:08:51,292 Superhero fact 37192. 114 00:08:51,334 --> 00:08:53,294 Knowledge is the real power. 115 00:08:53,336 --> 00:08:56,881 You should seriously consider reprograming your robot. 116 00:08:58,924 --> 00:09:00,301 Happy birthday my babies. 117 00:09:05,014 --> 00:09:06,098 You can go. 118 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,561 Lucas, I'm following you. 119 00:09:10,603 --> 00:09:12,271 Beep beep beep bop bop beep beep. 120 00:09:30,748 --> 00:09:31,916 Dark Jokester. 121 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,293 Lisp Luthor. 122 00:09:35,044 --> 00:09:39,548 You look nothing like your Myspace profile picture. 123 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:42,051 Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder I always say. 124 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,401 Well, the pleasure is mine, put her there. 125 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,225 Works every time. 126 00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:52,311 Should have saw that coming. Very sneaky, yes. 127 00:09:52,812 --> 00:09:54,772 How about I show you a real magic trick? 128 00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:57,441 Wanna see a pencil disappear? 129 00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,235 Maybe another time. 130 00:09:59,694 --> 00:10:00,778 You're no fun. 131 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,530 Anyways, shall we? 132 00:10:03,572 --> 00:10:04,991 After you, ha! 133 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:07,076 What a lovely jester. 134 00:10:09,578 --> 00:10:11,330 I find that joke offensive. 135 00:10:11,372 --> 00:10:13,124 Only clowns are allowed to use that word. 136 00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:14,709 My apologies. 137 00:10:15,001 --> 00:10:16,669 Just show me your toys. 138 00:10:18,004 --> 00:10:20,047 Yes, okay, well, this way. 139 00:10:24,051 --> 00:10:26,095 - Look at this guy. - Hey, Marty, how are ya? 140 00:10:43,237 --> 00:10:45,656 I think Creepio's fixed now. 141 00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:47,450 I... 142 00:10:47,491 --> 00:10:50,453 I've installed some health and fitness programs on him. 143 00:10:50,494 --> 00:10:52,955 Maybe he could help us both with our super powers? 144 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:56,125 We can start by giving you a physical, Mr. Kent. 145 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,607 - What do you think? - No, thank you. 146 00:10:58,127 --> 00:11:00,630 It's great, son. 147 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,757 Why don't you put him in a corner? 148 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,051 Somewhere where I can't see him? 149 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,732 You really are into those gadgets though? 150 00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:15,728 Yeah, I used to like gadgets too. 151 00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:18,356 Nobody puts C-R-E-P-O in the corner. 152 00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:19,815 Tony Starch! 153 00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:27,198 Haven't been in the Man Cave of Solitude in a while... 154 00:11:28,115 --> 00:11:29,533 Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that! 155 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,749 God Lucas! Look what you did! 156 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,626 I told you not to touch this. 157 00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,878 I'm sorry it was an accident 158 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,464 An accident, just like the air conditioner was an accident. 159 00:11:43,714 --> 00:11:45,633 Do me a favor. Don't touch anything. 160 00:11:45,675 --> 00:11:47,385 Don't try to fix anything. Okay? 161 00:11:47,843 --> 00:11:49,178 Dad, I'm really sorry. 162 00:11:50,304 --> 00:11:51,305 Just leave. 163 00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:01,274 Mommy! 164 00:12:03,776 --> 00:12:06,070 Nooooooooo! 165 00:12:09,657 --> 00:12:11,450 No. She's everywhere! 166 00:12:13,244 --> 00:12:14,912 Goodness. Mommy! 167 00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:17,498 She's ruined. 168 00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,083 I can fix it. 169 00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:22,461 Get out! 170 00:12:25,381 --> 00:12:26,465 My bad. 171 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:32,972 Don't let your man cave become your tomb, Bruce. 172 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:08,507 Even your belt doesn't want to be around you Mr. Kent. 173 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:12,678 I know, I know. 174 00:13:13,346 --> 00:13:14,764 It has taken me years... 175 00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:17,767 ...of science and mathematics and calibrations. 176 00:13:17,808 --> 00:13:20,394 But once this doomsday device is complete, 177 00:13:20,436 --> 00:13:23,064 we will have the most epic, 178 00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:25,775 devastating, doomsday device in existence. 179 00:13:25,816 --> 00:13:26,943 I love it. 180 00:13:26,984 --> 00:13:28,569 But first, we need an army. 181 00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,411 Oo, could we dress them up like little clowns? 182 00:13:30,446 --> 00:13:32,406 Yes, clowns, 183 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,617 and then I need the Star Death Krypto Tesseract... 184 00:13:34,659 --> 00:13:35,952 ...to power the device. 185 00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:37,620 I just happen to know a guy. 186 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:41,457 But first, we need to kidnap Superbat's son. 187 00:13:41,499 --> 00:13:43,209 Yeah, anything to annoy Superbat. 188 00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:45,586 And we need take the superpowered DNA... 189 00:13:45,628 --> 00:13:47,296 ...that lies dormant in his system. 190 00:13:47,338 --> 00:13:49,090 I'll leave that nerdy stuff up to you. 191 00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:52,176 And we splice his DNA with my current henchmen, 192 00:13:52,218 --> 00:13:54,220 - making super soldiers! - Okay, enough! 193 00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:55,262 Geez! 194 00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:00,268 That looks really... 195 00:14:01,435 --> 00:14:02,436 ...dumb, Lisp. 196 00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:04,271 It looks like a coffee machine... 197 00:14:04,272 --> 00:14:06,022 ...with a bunch of science stuff taped to it. 198 00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:09,485 But Jokester. Looks are deceiving! 199 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,988 Once this device is complete, 200 00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:15,283 we'll have the whole world bending at the kneecaps. 201 00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:16,491 Okay, don't get too excited... 202 00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:18,244 ...about your silly little doomsday device. 203 00:14:18,286 --> 00:14:20,371 Its powers are insignificant... 204 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,832 ...next to the naughtiness of the farce. 205 00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:24,208 The farce? 206 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,711 Please don't try to threaten me with some mumbo... 207 00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:29,046 Gosh, what's this? 208 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:32,466 I find your lack of humor disturbing. 209 00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:36,345 Stop it! You're tickling me! Stop! 210 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,307 Stop it! Stop it! I'm gonna pee I swear! 211 00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:43,978 The importance of this mission is no laughing matter. 212 00:14:44,437 --> 00:14:45,438 Put me down. 213 00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:52,153 Dark Jokester, you're a clown. 214 00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:55,197 Laughing is the only thing that matters. 215 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,407 I can still hear you. 216 00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,242 Idiot. 217 00:15:11,297 --> 00:15:12,340 Gracias, amigo. 218 00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:16,552 So she says to me, "Hey! You forgot to save my husband." 219 00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:17,887 And I was like, "no I didn't." 220 00:15:23,601 --> 00:15:24,602 No? 221 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,780 This party totally just got... 222 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:39,408 AWESOME. My god! It's Tony Starch! 223 00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:48,000 Great. Mr. Wonderful's here. 224 00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:54,548 Well, well, well. If it isn't Ironing Man himself? 225 00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:56,801 Cute boots and belt SuperFat. 226 00:15:57,218 --> 00:15:58,219 Thank you. 227 00:15:58,928 --> 00:15:59,929 We in recession? 228 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:01,681 I wouldn't know. 229 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,306 No seriously that suit could use a trip to... 230 00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,225 ...one of my four million dry cleaners worldwide. 231 00:16:05,226 --> 00:16:06,811 - Could it? - Super clean. 232 00:16:06,852 --> 00:16:09,105 Super fast. Super cheap. 233 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:10,398 Super what? 234 00:16:11,691 --> 00:16:13,525 Here's a five dollar coupon off your first visit, 235 00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:15,736 Thank you very much. 236 00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:17,280 Good at any location, or...? 237 00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:18,656 - Domestic. - Domestic. 238 00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:20,032 Seriously, that was a good one. 239 00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,868 - Great... - Listen, Jean contacted me, 240 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:25,788 and she wanted me to offer you... 241 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,163 ...I don't know some sort of position. 242 00:16:27,164 --> 00:16:28,291 Not interested. 243 00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,166 I don't know why she would call you. I'm doing fine. 244 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,377 Speak of the she-devil. 245 00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:34,088 - Hi. - Jean Wonder. 246 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,048 You're looking wonderful in those jeans. 247 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,133 Tony. 248 00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,968 You always know how to talk to women. 249 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:47,810 He owes me 5 bucks. 250 00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:49,770 Right. 251 00:16:51,147 --> 00:16:52,940 My kids are dying to meet you. 252 00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:54,743 Can you blame them? I'm dying to meet myself. 253 00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:56,819 Come here 254 00:16:58,571 --> 00:16:59,864 Raya, Lucas. 255 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:02,325 This is our good friend, Tony Starch. 256 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:03,492 Happy birthday kids. 257 00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:04,869 He talked to us. 258 00:17:05,202 --> 00:17:06,412 Wow, Mr. Starch you're like... 259 00:17:06,454 --> 00:17:08,331 ...the greatest inventor on the planet. 260 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:11,208 - I know I am. - No seriously. You're my hero. 261 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,961 I'm also my hero... Raya. 262 00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,420 Mr. Starch, is it true you invented... 263 00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:17,757 Beat it Lucas! Go find a superpower! 264 00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:18,799 Mr. Starch I built a... 265 00:17:25,473 --> 00:17:26,599 That's the one! 266 00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:30,186 Her superpowers are remarkable. 267 00:17:30,269 --> 00:17:32,563 Not her, you jack wagon! The boy! 268 00:17:32,939 --> 00:17:35,524 But we're outnumbered. Even Tony Starch is here. 269 00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:39,070 So we wait for the right opportunity, duh. 270 00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:42,365 Big mistake, sister. 271 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,825 Video game fight, right now. 272 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:45,868 Auto dry! 273 00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:48,120 That was weird. 274 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,292 The oldest battle in history. 275 00:17:54,335 --> 00:17:55,586 Brother versus sister. 276 00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:57,588 Boy versus girl. 277 00:17:58,673 --> 00:18:01,175 X chromosome versus Y chromosome. 278 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:05,429 The son of SuperBat versus the daughter of Jean Wonder. 279 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,556 Player One Ready. 280 00:18:09,141 --> 00:18:10,393 Player Two Ready. 281 00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:14,605 Fight! 282 00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:21,821 "Power Up." 283 00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:26,409 Lord versus lass. 284 00:18:26,826 --> 00:18:28,202 Blue and pink. 285 00:18:28,244 --> 00:18:29,412 Shut up! 286 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,872 Lisp! You're ruining my sound effects. 287 00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:33,374 Sorry. 288 00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:37,378 Honey? Honey? 289 00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:38,963 - Yeah? - Do you see what's going on? 290 00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:42,174 - Yeah. - Hey! Hey! 291 00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:44,302 Guys, break it up! Stop it! You two! 292 00:18:44,343 --> 00:18:45,553 Kids! Stop! 293 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:46,804 Stop it! 294 00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:49,307 Your powers are pathetic just like your idiotic inventions! 295 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,267 Well, your pigtails are stupid! 296 00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:52,560 Let me go! 297 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,104 Not good. 298 00:19:05,239 --> 00:19:06,991 Today couldn't get any better. 299 00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:10,411 You... killed him! You monster! 300 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,246 You gotta be kidding me, Raya? 301 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,540 Thanks for ruining my life, Dad! 302 00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:16,959 You just killed my hero. 303 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,418 Lucas, you knocked my arm into his... 304 00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:20,129 So it's my fault? 305 00:19:20,171 --> 00:19:22,173 You didn't like him anyway! 306 00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:24,550 Nothing I do is ever good enough for you! 307 00:19:24,592 --> 00:19:26,385 Lucas, don't make this about that! 308 00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:35,061 Alright. Let's move in. 309 00:19:38,397 --> 00:19:39,649 Hello. Master Lucas. 310 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,317 Are you in need of some assist... 311 00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:49,158 I wouldn't touch that if I were you... 312 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,709 Honey, that was crazy, right? I'm going to... 313 00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:00,711 I don't want to hear it. 314 00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:02,880 I trust you will fix this. 315 00:20:03,756 --> 00:20:04,799 Now! 316 00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:06,467 Okay. 317 00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:13,182 Stupid robot. 318 00:20:13,224 --> 00:20:14,809 Stupid family. 319 00:20:15,309 --> 00:20:17,061 Stupid no powers. 320 00:20:18,688 --> 00:20:21,065 Hello, Lucas. Rough day? 321 00:20:22,191 --> 00:20:23,234 Who are you? 322 00:20:23,985 --> 00:20:28,197 Someone who sympathizes with certain situations. 323 00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:30,366 I'm sorry. What? 324 00:20:30,408 --> 00:20:31,928 It's really tough to understand you... 325 00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,703 ...with so many 's' words. 326 00:20:33,744 --> 00:20:34,787 Call me a friend. 327 00:20:36,038 --> 00:20:37,665 Sweet wheels, aren't they? 328 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:39,875 I'm not supposed to touch it. 329 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,920 But what Super Daddy doesn't know... 330 00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:45,548 won't hurt Super Daddy. 331 00:20:51,929 --> 00:20:53,139 But you must admit. 332 00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:56,267 It does feel nice to be a little... 333 00:20:57,143 --> 00:20:58,769 ...naughty sometimes. 334 00:20:59,437 --> 00:21:01,272 Yes... 335 00:21:01,314 --> 00:21:02,648 ...yes... 336 00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:04,734 ...yes... 337 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:21,834 Why is this happening to me? 338 00:21:23,169 --> 00:21:24,420 Why do you mock my pain? 339 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:31,594 Another satisfied audience. 340 00:21:39,769 --> 00:21:41,479 Dark Jokester, I knew that you... 341 00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:45,691 Witness the full power... 342 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:48,152 ...of the Naughty Side of the farce! 343 00:21:48,486 --> 00:21:50,488 Now... Superbat. 344 00:21:50,529 --> 00:21:52,031 You may die... 345 00:21:52,073 --> 00:21:53,074 ...laughing! 346 00:22:00,581 --> 00:22:02,416 Sometimes I crack myself up. 347 00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:04,869 This is only the beginning... 348 00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:06,963 ...theatrical deception! 349 00:22:16,555 --> 00:22:19,100 Raya is in her room. She's a little emotional right now. 350 00:22:25,773 --> 00:22:27,400 I'm going after this clown. 351 00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:28,609 Who's coming with me? 352 00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:38,160 Sorry, buddy but I just have a lot of things going on. 353 00:22:38,244 --> 00:22:39,744 My wife is pregnant and we have at least six other kids... 354 00:22:39,745 --> 00:22:41,496 ...at home and we planned a trip to Mexico to visit... 355 00:22:41,497 --> 00:22:42,539 ...my wife's parents before the new kid arrives... 356 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:43,581 ...so I can't really commit to a rescue right now. 357 00:22:43,582 --> 00:22:44,622 In fact, I should be home. 358 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,626 Yes, I'm definitely late. 359 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,628 I trust you understand my position... 360 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:48,712 ...and I hope that another mission presents itself... 361 00:22:48,713 --> 00:22:49,754 ...in the near future at which time you should contact me... 362 00:22:49,755 --> 00:22:52,633 ...and perhaps... ...we can work together then. 363 00:22:52,717 --> 00:22:54,635 It's been a lovely party, yeah... 364 00:22:54,719 --> 00:22:55,720 I wish you the best. 365 00:23:00,182 --> 00:23:01,976 I'm really sorry Superbat, but... 366 00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:05,187 ...I've gotta get home and feed my cats their spiders... 367 00:23:05,563 --> 00:23:07,440 ...and my spiders their cats... 368 00:23:08,107 --> 00:23:09,150 ...and my spider cats... 369 00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:11,652 I don't know what they eat yet. 370 00:23:13,154 --> 00:23:14,155 Thorbacca? 371 00:23:17,825 --> 00:23:19,785 Bruce, I really want to, but you know, 372 00:23:19,827 --> 00:23:21,286 it's a very busy time of the year you know, 373 00:23:21,287 --> 00:23:24,123 with the convention of the gods, and... 374 00:23:24,165 --> 00:23:27,501 ...but may our paths cross again in another shared universe. 375 00:23:27,543 --> 00:23:31,005 Now, thy bid thee farewell. 376 00:23:39,388 --> 00:23:40,431 Come on. 377 00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:51,901 It's not fair. 378 00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,489 She's more powerful than I had imagined. 379 00:23:58,699 --> 00:23:59,867 She's just a girl! 380 00:24:02,954 --> 00:24:06,040 NOT! FAIR! NOT! FAIR! 381 00:24:10,461 --> 00:24:12,505 Woah, this place is awesome! 382 00:24:12,546 --> 00:24:15,049 Sour toxic shocks, I love these! 383 00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:16,175 But SOON, 384 00:24:16,842 --> 00:24:22,348 you will learn to harness all your powers, 385 00:24:22,556 --> 00:24:26,394 and we will rule the galaxy together. 386 00:24:27,687 --> 00:24:29,230 - Okay. - Here. 387 00:24:30,731 --> 00:24:32,108 Have some candy, boy. 388 00:24:32,942 --> 00:24:33,985 Just one, just one. 389 00:24:38,656 --> 00:24:40,241 I suppose it's good to get it out. 390 00:24:44,245 --> 00:24:45,621 Sweet sweet. Mommy. 391 00:24:46,747 --> 00:24:48,874 Mommy. I'm so sorry. 392 00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:51,544 Bruce! 393 00:24:54,005 --> 00:24:56,382 Goodness! You are filthy, honey. Take a shower. 394 00:24:57,091 --> 00:24:58,843 Ok. So I was thinking... 395 00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:02,596 Dark Jokester said there's a naughty side of the farce. 396 00:25:02,638 --> 00:25:03,848 So if there's a naughty side, 397 00:25:03,889 --> 00:25:05,641 there must be a nice side as well. 398 00:25:06,434 --> 00:25:08,269 I know somebody who knows about this stuff. 399 00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:10,646 Who? Gandalf? 400 00:25:11,897 --> 00:25:13,024 Dumbledore? 401 00:25:13,065 --> 00:25:14,358 Obi Wan? 402 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,526 Professor Xavier? 403 00:25:16,027 --> 00:25:17,987 Old Rocky Balboa! 404 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:20,323 Jean Roqua? 405 00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:24,910 - From Never Back Down? - Maybe? 406 00:25:24,952 --> 00:25:26,662 This isn't some dumb science fiction... 407 00:25:26,704 --> 00:25:28,539 ...or coming of-age martial arts story. 408 00:25:28,581 --> 00:25:30,124 This is serious. 409 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:34,920 I'm talking about my former yoga instructor, Master Yoga. 410 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:38,507 He is incredible! 411 00:25:38,549 --> 00:25:39,634 I texted him. 412 00:25:39,675 --> 00:25:42,428 You know, I'm really not into all that new age nonsense, 413 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:43,679 honey. It's just, I'm not. 414 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:46,807 My father knew Dark Jokester. My real father. 415 00:25:47,558 --> 00:25:50,603 A long time ago, Dark Jokester came to destroy his planet. 416 00:25:50,645 --> 00:25:53,064 And that's why he put me in that gold spaceship... 417 00:25:53,105 --> 00:25:54,690 ...that my Earth parents found me in. 418 00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:56,983 And then my Earth parents melted the spaceship down... 419 00:25:56,984 --> 00:25:59,111 ...and cashed in the gold for billions. 420 00:26:00,279 --> 00:26:01,697 I never knew that about you. 421 00:26:01,739 --> 00:26:04,200 Me neither. I had to read it on my Wikipedia page. 422 00:26:04,742 --> 00:26:05,826 Then it must be true. 423 00:26:09,705 --> 00:26:11,415 Master Yoga replied. 424 00:26:11,457 --> 00:26:14,251 He says, "I know about The Farce and will train your husband." 425 00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:17,046 So cute! He put this little Farce emoji. 426 00:26:19,507 --> 00:26:21,425 Alright, I have a question. 427 00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:24,428 What if Lucas is just done with us? 428 00:26:25,137 --> 00:26:26,806 Think about it. I mean, he's 17 years old. 429 00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:28,516 Maybe it's time that we just let him go. 430 00:26:29,684 --> 00:26:32,270 Let him go? Do you have bats in your brain? 431 00:26:32,311 --> 00:26:33,521 No... 432 00:26:33,562 --> 00:26:35,063 I'm just saying. All of this, you know, 433 00:26:35,064 --> 00:26:37,149 it all can't be just bad luck. 434 00:26:39,402 --> 00:26:41,821 You take that back right now Bruce Kent! 435 00:26:43,155 --> 00:26:45,574 I want you to think and be very clear with your words. 436 00:26:45,992 --> 00:26:47,535 You want me to be clear with my words? 437 00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:50,329 Ok, how's this for clear. I have no job, no money, 438 00:26:50,371 --> 00:26:52,373 and my powers are evaporating. 439 00:26:52,415 --> 00:26:53,624 I just killed Tony Starch, 440 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:55,710 and so now the kids don't want me around anymore. 441 00:26:55,751 --> 00:26:57,670 And my marriage to Mrs. Jean Wonder is, 442 00:26:57,712 --> 00:26:59,797 surprise, surprise. Not wonderful. 443 00:27:00,506 --> 00:27:02,758 Now my car got stolen by your son... 444 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,635 ...who's working with my father's murderer... 445 00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:06,470 ...to become my new arch-enemy. 446 00:27:06,512 --> 00:27:07,513 And to top it all off, 447 00:27:07,555 --> 00:27:09,974 I am now covered wearing my dead mother's ashes! 448 00:27:10,016 --> 00:27:11,267 Is that clear enough for you? 449 00:27:11,309 --> 00:27:12,393 Then leave! 450 00:27:13,477 --> 00:27:14,937 I can't leave. This is my house 451 00:27:14,979 --> 00:27:16,188 Fine, I'll leave. 452 00:27:19,233 --> 00:27:20,651 What happened to the man I married? 453 00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:36,834 Mommy. 454 00:27:44,592 --> 00:27:45,676 Raya! 455 00:27:47,303 --> 00:27:48,304 Raya! 456 00:27:49,013 --> 00:27:50,056 Bruce! 457 00:27:52,308 --> 00:27:53,351 Raya's gone! 458 00:27:53,893 --> 00:27:55,937 - Really? Come on! - Yes! 459 00:27:58,564 --> 00:27:59,565 You know, 460 00:28:00,566 --> 00:28:02,109 you say one thing to that girl. 461 00:28:03,194 --> 00:28:04,612 Raya Gladys Kent! 462 00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:06,822 You really upset her last night. 463 00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:08,282 Please! I was just talking to her. 464 00:28:08,324 --> 00:28:09,825 She's so emotional at that age. 465 00:28:10,952 --> 00:28:12,536 - Raya! - Raya! 466 00:28:15,206 --> 00:28:17,124 - She just texted. Yeah, - Really? Read it. 467 00:28:19,126 --> 00:28:20,336 Out loud, please! 468 00:28:20,378 --> 00:28:22,254 "Gone to look for Lucas and save family." 469 00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:24,298 Alright, gosh. 470 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:25,966 I'm going to call Lando. I think he can fix this... 471 00:28:25,967 --> 00:28:28,678 No, no! I do not trust Lando. 472 00:28:28,719 --> 00:28:30,221 Why? Because he has dreads? 473 00:28:30,930 --> 00:28:31,931 No! 474 00:28:31,973 --> 00:28:33,349 Because he has an eye patch. 475 00:28:33,391 --> 00:28:35,351 Alright? I don't trust people with eye patches. 476 00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:37,273 Pirates have eye patches. Do you trust a pirate? 477 00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:39,438 Bruce! What are we supposed to do? 478 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,939 Both of our kids have gone somewhere. I mean I... 479 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,483 Ok, hey, hey, hey. Shhhh. 480 00:28:42,525 --> 00:28:45,486 It's okay. Calm down. Alright? I will take care of this. 481 00:28:45,945 --> 00:28:49,156 You... go talk to Lando and find Raya. 482 00:28:49,198 --> 00:28:50,992 And I will go see your Master Yoga... 483 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:52,618 - ...and look for Lucas, ok? - Really? 484 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:53,953 - Yes. - Thank you. 485 00:28:53,995 --> 00:28:55,556 We've gotta get our family back, right? 486 00:28:55,746 --> 00:28:56,747 Yes. 487 00:28:56,789 --> 00:28:57,790 - Okay. - Okay. 488 00:28:57,832 --> 00:28:59,417 - Alright, I'm gonna go. - Ok. 489 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:00,667 I'm gonna go put some pants on. 490 00:29:00,668 --> 00:29:01,669 Yep, okay. 491 00:29:02,712 --> 00:29:03,921 Raya! 492 00:29:03,963 --> 00:29:05,840 Help me, Lando Fury. You're my only hope. 493 00:29:07,383 --> 00:29:11,762 First, we locate Lucas's superpower DNA... 494 00:29:11,804 --> 00:29:14,640 ...that lies dormant in his system, 495 00:29:14,682 --> 00:29:18,311 and we mash it together with henchman number one's DNA. 496 00:29:18,811 --> 00:29:21,606 Thus, making clown trooper number one 497 00:29:21,897 --> 00:29:23,107 - Ok. - And then... 498 00:29:23,149 --> 00:29:24,524 ...I will take that clown trooper... 499 00:29:24,525 --> 00:29:26,777 ...and put it into another henchman's body. 500 00:29:26,819 --> 00:29:29,030 Then that clown trooper makes another clown trooper... 501 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:31,157 - I'm confused. - ...and so on and so forth... 502 00:29:31,198 --> 00:29:33,909 ...until we have a large enough army... 503 00:29:33,951 --> 00:29:35,911 ...to your liking, Lord Jokester. 504 00:29:36,495 --> 00:29:38,581 Sounds clowny... and cloney. 505 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:40,207 Let's do it! 506 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:44,003 Henchman number one, enter the device. 507 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,764 Lucas, my dear boy. 508 00:29:55,681 --> 00:29:57,183 Enter the device. 509 00:30:07,026 --> 00:30:08,069 Watch your cape. 510 00:30:13,741 --> 00:30:15,062 This ain't gonna hurt him, is it? 511 00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:17,161 You might want to stand back for this. 512 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:20,373 Coming... 513 00:30:20,414 --> 00:30:22,208 Winter is... 514 00:30:24,418 --> 00:30:28,464 Yes... yes... yes... 515 00:30:28,881 --> 00:30:30,800 Feel it. 516 00:30:30,841 --> 00:30:33,636 Yes! Yes! 517 00:30:41,227 --> 00:30:43,020 And a clown is born. 518 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,781 What a glorious day. 519 00:30:54,573 --> 00:30:56,075 Glorious indeed. 520 00:30:57,827 --> 00:30:58,828 That tickled. 521 00:31:26,772 --> 00:31:27,815 Hello? 522 00:31:28,399 --> 00:31:29,400 Master Yoga! 523 00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:34,155 This place is a dump. 524 00:31:39,577 --> 00:31:40,578 It's weird. 525 00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:42,788 It almost feels like... 526 00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:44,165 Like what? 527 00:31:45,499 --> 00:31:46,500 Who said that? 528 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,753 - I'm right here. - God! 529 00:31:48,794 --> 00:31:50,755 Man! 530 00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:54,258 You must be Master Yoga. 531 00:31:55,468 --> 00:31:57,637 Wow, you're a lot bigger than I thought you'd be. 532 00:31:57,678 --> 00:31:58,804 And your body... 533 00:31:58,846 --> 00:32:00,389 Good for you! You're ripped! 534 00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:02,975 Namaste. 535 00:32:03,017 --> 00:32:05,269 Nice to meet you too. Pleasure. 536 00:32:11,525 --> 00:32:12,902 I know. 537 00:32:12,944 --> 00:32:15,988 But we're not here to talk about my glorious body. 538 00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:19,450 To rescue your son from Dark Jokester, 539 00:32:20,326 --> 00:32:22,995 you must learn the ways of the Farce. 540 00:32:26,165 --> 00:32:27,833 Everyone keeps talking about this farce. 541 00:32:28,501 --> 00:32:29,835 I mean, I don't get it. 542 00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:32,088 Farce this. 543 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:34,256 You gotta do it what... okay... 544 00:32:35,049 --> 00:32:37,301 - It is in each one of us. - I don't think it's in me. 545 00:32:37,343 --> 00:32:40,096 It is the ability to embrace the naughty... 546 00:32:40,554 --> 00:32:41,597 ...or the nice. 547 00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:43,599 In any situation. 548 00:32:46,394 --> 00:32:49,188 But to truly understand the ways of The Farce, 549 00:32:49,939 --> 00:32:52,900 one must have the deepest commitment. 550 00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:55,361 Sweet! 551 00:32:55,736 --> 00:32:57,738 Red belt the first day. I earned this. 552 00:32:59,573 --> 00:33:00,574 You are not ready. 553 00:33:01,826 --> 00:33:03,202 Then why would you give it to me? 554 00:33:03,244 --> 00:33:06,455 You either do... or you do not. 555 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:12,962 There is no trying, crying, 556 00:33:13,004 --> 00:33:14,922 whining, complaining, 557 00:33:16,132 --> 00:33:18,301 - questioning... - What time's lunch? 558 00:33:18,342 --> 00:33:19,719 - Or quitting. - Okay. 559 00:33:20,636 --> 00:33:21,637 Do you understand? 560 00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:22,888 Yep. 561 00:33:25,057 --> 00:33:26,809 Let's put those things somewhere safe. 562 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:28,311 That... 563 00:33:32,315 --> 00:33:33,275 I will do whatever it... 564 00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:37,695 First, the toilet you must fix. 565 00:33:38,779 --> 00:33:39,864 The toilet? 566 00:33:40,364 --> 00:33:41,574 No, I'm not the guy. 567 00:33:43,451 --> 00:33:44,452 No questions. 568 00:33:44,869 --> 00:33:47,913 His Naughty training should begin immediately! 569 00:33:47,955 --> 00:33:50,333 - Yes, my Master. - And you, Lisp Luthor, 570 00:33:50,374 --> 00:33:52,418 is your device operational? 571 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:53,586 Almost... 572 00:33:54,253 --> 00:33:55,574 ...the device will be ready soon. 573 00:33:55,588 --> 00:33:58,966 I sense danger to the success of your plan. 574 00:33:59,008 --> 00:34:01,052 - What about the girl? - You mean my sister? 575 00:34:01,093 --> 00:34:05,056 She's, a lot stronger than I anticipated, 576 00:34:05,097 --> 00:34:07,058 - Your Honor. - She won't be a problem. 577 00:34:07,475 --> 00:34:10,019 I will see to it myself, my master. 578 00:34:10,061 --> 00:34:11,270 My master! 579 00:34:11,646 --> 00:34:12,730 Later, haters! 580 00:34:19,904 --> 00:34:22,239 Know your place, Lisp! 581 00:34:23,032 --> 00:34:26,285 You are one minion away from being my clown trooper. 582 00:34:27,328 --> 00:34:28,454 Dark Lucas, 583 00:34:28,913 --> 00:34:30,998 you ready to begin your naughty training? 584 00:34:31,999 --> 00:34:33,000 Let's go 585 00:34:38,005 --> 00:34:39,799 Let's go. Dark Lucas. 586 00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:51,018 Breathe deep. 587 00:34:57,149 --> 00:34:58,567 Be at peace. 588 00:35:00,778 --> 00:35:01,862 Now, 589 00:35:02,655 --> 00:35:04,407 tell me about your powers. 590 00:35:04,949 --> 00:35:05,950 Powers? 591 00:35:06,534 --> 00:35:07,785 Really not much to tell. 592 00:35:08,828 --> 00:35:09,870 Ya know, 593 00:35:09,912 --> 00:35:11,706 I really don't have too many powers now. 594 00:35:11,747 --> 00:35:14,959 Although recently, the more angry I get, 595 00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:16,836 I guess the more powerful I am. 596 00:35:16,877 --> 00:35:17,878 I'm getting stronger, 597 00:35:18,421 --> 00:35:20,214 but I mean, I used to be forgetting. 598 00:35:20,256 --> 00:35:22,383 I was as powerful as a locomotive. 599 00:35:23,217 --> 00:35:25,303 I used to be faster than a speeding bullet. 600 00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:27,513 I mean, I used to fly. I mean, 601 00:35:27,555 --> 00:35:30,349 Jean and I would fly daily. Like every day. 602 00:35:30,391 --> 00:35:32,184 Sometimes, two, three times a night. 603 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:35,354 Boy did we fly. 604 00:35:36,272 --> 00:35:39,066 But then you know, we had the twins, 605 00:35:39,108 --> 00:35:40,483 and that took up a lot of her time. 606 00:35:40,484 --> 00:35:42,987 And then, I figured I'd just fly by myself. 607 00:35:43,029 --> 00:35:44,738 But then you know, you're up there, and you're like, 608 00:35:44,739 --> 00:35:46,616 I'm just a weird dude flying by myself. 609 00:35:46,657 --> 00:35:48,492 People looking at me. Do they feel strange? 610 00:35:48,534 --> 00:35:49,535 I feel strange. 611 00:35:49,577 --> 00:35:52,371 It's a very self conscious thing to be flying around, 612 00:35:52,955 --> 00:35:55,499 and no one really notices. Or are they noticing? 613 00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:56,667 That's the weird thing. 614 00:35:57,001 --> 00:35:58,084 So then you're just like, forget it. 615 00:35:58,085 --> 00:35:59,628 I'm not going to fly anymore. But then one day, 616 00:35:59,629 --> 00:36:02,840 I wanted to fly again, and then couldn't do it so... 617 00:36:07,678 --> 00:36:08,721 Great. 618 00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:22,068 - Can you find her? - Maybe. 619 00:36:26,322 --> 00:36:27,482 But aren't you a private eye? 620 00:36:28,074 --> 00:36:29,116 Correction, 621 00:36:30,993 --> 00:36:32,411 I have a private eye. 622 00:36:33,788 --> 00:36:34,914 Hence the eye patch. 623 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,501 Clever lady. 624 00:36:40,419 --> 00:36:41,504 Look baby girl, 625 00:36:41,545 --> 00:36:43,464 I could find a black cat in a coal mine, 626 00:36:44,548 --> 00:36:46,342 so my services are gonna cost you. 627 00:36:48,052 --> 00:36:49,428 So, what do you got for me today? 628 00:36:50,972 --> 00:36:52,223 Like cash? Right now? 629 00:36:54,058 --> 00:36:57,061 Yes. Like cash. Right now. 630 00:36:58,729 --> 00:36:59,855 I... I mean... 631 00:37:05,444 --> 00:37:06,654 17 dollars? 632 00:37:09,824 --> 00:37:10,908 Good luck finding your kid! 633 00:37:13,327 --> 00:37:14,328 Wait! 634 00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:16,747 Aren't you interested in apprehending... 635 00:37:16,789 --> 00:37:17,949 ...an intergalactic criminal? 636 00:37:21,669 --> 00:37:22,670 Dark Jokester. 637 00:37:23,421 --> 00:37:24,672 He's here, in this city, 638 00:37:25,089 --> 00:37:27,341 he has my son and will probably soon have my daughter. 639 00:37:28,342 --> 00:37:29,343 Please. 640 00:37:29,677 --> 00:37:30,970 Have you talked to Tony Starch? 641 00:37:31,721 --> 00:37:33,481 Maybe he could get the team together for you. 642 00:37:34,598 --> 00:37:36,599 Let's just say we have some wrinkles to iron out... 643 00:37:37,435 --> 00:37:38,436 I'll be in touch. 644 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,398 Please? 645 00:37:59,123 --> 00:38:00,374 It's a nice view up here. 646 00:38:04,462 --> 00:38:05,921 You have committed to the training. 647 00:38:07,673 --> 00:38:09,008 Submit your fear. 648 00:38:10,176 --> 00:38:12,970 In the Farce, you must trust. 649 00:38:14,013 --> 00:38:16,891 Right... trusting in the Farce... 650 00:38:19,435 --> 00:38:20,436 ...okay... 651 00:38:21,979 --> 00:38:23,147 Your glasses, 652 00:38:24,523 --> 00:38:25,733 you will not need them. 653 00:38:27,026 --> 00:38:29,362 Trusting in the Farce... 654 00:38:29,779 --> 00:38:32,073 Nope, not really feeling much Farce right now... 655 00:38:47,546 --> 00:38:48,547 Clowns, 656 00:38:49,173 --> 00:38:50,591 very suspicious. 657 00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:53,177 Look! Dad's car. 658 00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:54,929 Lucas and that freak can't be too far. 659 00:38:58,849 --> 00:38:59,892 Hello? 660 00:39:20,454 --> 00:39:21,455 Lucas! 661 00:39:22,081 --> 00:39:23,124 Where am I? 662 00:39:23,165 --> 00:39:24,166 Peek a boo! 663 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:27,169 You're my special guest. 664 00:39:27,962 --> 00:39:29,602 Lucas, what are you doing with this freak? 665 00:39:29,839 --> 00:39:30,840 Freak? 666 00:39:31,299 --> 00:39:32,383 Ouch! 667 00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:34,593 Your brother can't help you anymore... 668 00:39:34,635 --> 00:39:37,263 ...now that he's joined me on the Naughty Side. 669 00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:39,098 Super... naughty. 670 00:39:39,473 --> 00:39:42,018 And I'm gonna need you to not ruin our master plan... 671 00:39:42,059 --> 00:39:43,935 ...so if you could just stay put here for a little while, 672 00:39:43,936 --> 00:39:45,146 that'd be dandy. 673 00:39:45,187 --> 00:39:47,148 Hey, Dark Lucas. 674 00:39:47,189 --> 00:39:51,152 Should we show her how much fun it is on the Naughty Side? 675 00:39:52,903 --> 00:39:54,697 Super... fun. 676 00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:55,990 I'm super okay. 677 00:40:06,959 --> 00:40:09,295 Clever girl. I like it! 678 00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:10,463 Let me try. 679 00:40:12,048 --> 00:40:13,466 Lord Lisp made it for me. 680 00:40:13,924 --> 00:40:15,468 Lord Lisp?! 681 00:40:15,509 --> 00:40:18,095 Well, it's like your old cane but newer and much cooler. 682 00:40:19,305 --> 00:40:20,306 Watch it. 683 00:40:23,851 --> 00:40:25,019 This is great! 684 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,688 I haven't laughed this hard in years! 685 00:40:34,612 --> 00:40:36,322 Ok, enough! No more fun! 686 00:40:36,447 --> 00:40:37,697 - But... - Just go to the warehouse, 687 00:40:37,698 --> 00:40:39,033 Dark Lucas! 688 00:40:41,243 --> 00:40:42,244 See ya later, sis. 689 00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:43,788 Scram! 690 00:40:46,499 --> 00:40:48,167 Don't be scared. 691 00:40:48,668 --> 00:40:49,835 I'm not afraid. 692 00:40:51,504 --> 00:40:52,672 You're afraid... 693 00:40:52,713 --> 00:40:55,800 ...Lucas will become more powerful than you'll ever be! 694 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:04,976 Stupid freak. 695 00:41:07,311 --> 00:41:12,650 Today, we are going to focus on your fighting skills. 696 00:41:14,944 --> 00:41:19,115 Learning to control your anger. 697 00:41:20,616 --> 00:41:22,493 And for this exercise, 698 00:41:22,994 --> 00:41:24,203 I've invited... 699 00:41:25,121 --> 00:41:26,497 ...your oldest rival 700 00:41:34,213 --> 00:41:35,631 That's right. It's me. 701 00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:36,966 Beaverine. 702 00:41:37,717 --> 00:41:38,718 Beaverine... 703 00:41:39,218 --> 00:41:41,721 That's right. It's me Beaverine. 704 00:41:42,263 --> 00:41:45,683 No... that's not what I meant. 705 00:41:45,725 --> 00:41:46,767 Forget it. 706 00:41:46,809 --> 00:41:48,019 How's my Jeannie doing? 707 00:41:48,644 --> 00:41:50,896 Differences in the past, you have had. 708 00:41:51,772 --> 00:41:54,108 Aside, you must put them. 709 00:41:55,109 --> 00:41:57,570 Beaverine. No teeth. 710 00:41:58,029 --> 00:41:59,113 Aw, come on. 711 00:41:59,155 --> 00:42:00,615 What's the fun in a fair fight? 712 00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:02,533 Alright. 713 00:42:06,662 --> 00:42:08,497 I've been waiting a long time for this. 714 00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:12,001 I've been waiting a long time for Jeannie. 715 00:42:12,043 --> 00:42:13,085 What! 716 00:43:04,011 --> 00:43:05,346 Master Yoga said no teeth. 717 00:43:32,999 --> 00:43:34,000 You gonna get that? 718 00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:35,208 I'm gonna let it go to voicemail. 719 00:43:35,209 --> 00:43:37,128 - It might be important. - Fine. 720 00:43:38,963 --> 00:43:40,047 It's Jean. 721 00:43:40,631 --> 00:43:41,632 Hey, Jean, 722 00:43:42,341 --> 00:43:44,302 - it's me. Beaverine. - Hey! 723 00:43:45,177 --> 00:43:46,637 You know what, hold on one second. 724 00:43:46,679 --> 00:43:47,722 Hey. 725 00:43:48,723 --> 00:43:50,599 Sorry about that. I can't wait to see you. 726 00:43:53,561 --> 00:43:57,273 Now... the darkest of gentlemen. 727 00:43:58,232 --> 00:44:02,445 It's time... for the final piece. 728 00:44:06,115 --> 00:44:07,825 - Behold... - Yeah, baby. 729 00:44:07,867 --> 00:44:11,120 ...the star death krypto tesseract... 730 00:44:11,704 --> 00:44:15,374 ...in all its apocalyptic glory. 731 00:44:18,419 --> 00:44:19,754 Yes... 732 00:44:20,463 --> 00:44:22,757 You might want to stand back for this one. 733 00:44:24,383 --> 00:44:25,384 Gentlemen, 734 00:44:26,093 --> 00:44:27,428 it's going to be... 735 00:44:28,387 --> 00:44:30,765 ...an icy winter! 736 00:44:33,559 --> 00:44:34,560 Yes! 737 00:44:35,227 --> 00:44:37,438 Yes, it's working! 738 00:44:38,481 --> 00:44:39,732 Yessss! 739 00:44:39,774 --> 00:44:40,942 Shut it down! 740 00:44:40,983 --> 00:44:45,196 Never! It just needs... more power! 741 00:44:46,989 --> 00:44:48,157 Yeahhh! 742 00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:53,079 I said shut it down! 743 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,830 Never, I say! 744 00:44:56,832 --> 00:45:00,586 Feel... my... power! 745 00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:13,224 I'm bald now, right? 746 00:45:13,641 --> 00:45:15,309 I don't notice anything, do you? 747 00:45:24,235 --> 00:45:25,236 Lucas texted me. 748 00:45:26,237 --> 00:45:27,238 Is he OK? 749 00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:29,991 He said he's fine but wouldn't tell me where he is. 750 00:45:30,616 --> 00:45:31,658 Did you hear anything from Raya? 751 00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:32,743 No, nothing. 752 00:45:33,202 --> 00:45:34,787 I haven't heard from Lando, either. 753 00:45:36,330 --> 00:45:38,207 I'm starting to get really worried, Bruce. 754 00:45:38,666 --> 00:45:40,710 Look, Raya is a tough girl. She'll be fine. 755 00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:43,838 I know she's tough, but still. 756 00:45:43,879 --> 00:45:45,631 Look, she's 17 years old. 757 00:45:45,673 --> 00:45:47,425 She's 17 but with superpowers. 758 00:45:48,134 --> 00:45:50,177 Do you remember what we were like when we were 17? 759 00:45:50,219 --> 00:45:52,096 We wanted to take on the world. 760 00:45:57,059 --> 00:45:58,686 I think we should call the police. 761 00:45:59,270 --> 00:46:00,646 - Call the police? - Yeah. 762 00:46:00,688 --> 00:46:01,896 What would I say to the police? 763 00:46:01,897 --> 00:46:05,818 "Hey, police. Hi! It's me, Bruce Kent aka Superbat." 764 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:07,485 "You guys got a second to help me find..." 765 00:46:07,486 --> 00:46:09,864 "...my telekinetic daughter and real genius son?" 766 00:46:09,905 --> 00:46:12,742 "Yeah, they've been captured by my intergalactic arch-enemy." 767 00:46:12,992 --> 00:46:15,494 "Great! Thank you so much!" 768 00:46:16,829 --> 00:46:19,081 Let's just leave this to the professionals, ok? 769 00:46:19,457 --> 00:46:22,126 - Okay. - I will find our kids. 770 00:46:23,628 --> 00:46:24,670 You trust me, right? 771 00:46:28,883 --> 00:46:30,051 This could be them! 772 00:46:33,554 --> 00:46:36,682 Hang on, hang on. I can't fly anymore. 773 00:46:44,231 --> 00:46:46,359 Honey! That's Beaverine. Let him in. 774 00:46:50,446 --> 00:46:52,239 Look at you! 775 00:46:52,281 --> 00:46:53,908 You are so hot you're giving me... 776 00:46:53,950 --> 00:46:56,577 ...a damn beaver fever. Come here! 777 00:46:56,619 --> 00:46:57,995 - Hi, Beaverine! - Hey. 778 00:46:58,037 --> 00:46:59,372 - Are these for me? - Of course. 779 00:46:59,413 --> 00:47:02,083 They're so beautiful. Do you want some breakfast? 780 00:47:02,124 --> 00:47:03,250 That sounds great. 781 00:47:06,045 --> 00:47:07,486 Take care of this, would you Alfred? 782 00:47:09,048 --> 00:47:11,384 What brings an overgrown rodent like you to my home? 783 00:47:11,634 --> 00:47:13,260 Yoga doesn't need me to help you today. 784 00:47:13,886 --> 00:47:15,679 So, I thought he could help me look for Raya... 785 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,056 ...and also fix the AC. 786 00:47:17,515 --> 00:47:18,557 Did you? 787 00:47:18,599 --> 00:47:19,767 Yeah, I'm good with my hands. 788 00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:21,435 Right. 789 00:47:22,103 --> 00:47:23,521 I'm gonna go scramble up your eggs. 790 00:47:24,605 --> 00:47:26,524 Well, enjoy that. I'm gonna get out of here. 791 00:47:26,565 --> 00:47:28,067 Wait, don't you want breakfast? 792 00:47:28,109 --> 00:47:29,318 Nope. 793 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,071 You and Prince Hairy can enjoy your eggs. 794 00:47:33,364 --> 00:47:34,949 Bruce, wait. 795 00:47:35,574 --> 00:47:37,493 - What? What? - Bruce, Bruce wait! 796 00:47:38,619 --> 00:47:39,828 During our fight you said that... 797 00:47:39,829 --> 00:47:41,497 ...our marriage wasn't always wonderful. 798 00:47:42,873 --> 00:47:44,792 I just want you to know, that sure, 799 00:47:44,834 --> 00:47:46,627 we're having a tough time right now, but... 800 00:47:46,669 --> 00:47:48,838 I trust that you are going to get our kids back. 801 00:47:49,714 --> 00:47:51,048 I trust you. 802 00:47:51,716 --> 00:47:53,551 And you can always trust me. 803 00:47:59,807 --> 00:48:00,808 I gotta go. 804 00:48:08,691 --> 00:48:10,610 I fulfilled my end of the bargain, Lisp. 805 00:48:11,235 --> 00:48:15,740 Wrong. You only fulfilled half of your half of the bargain. 806 00:48:15,781 --> 00:48:18,200 That's only a quarter of the bargain. 807 00:48:18,242 --> 00:48:20,328 I will fulfill my half of the bargain... 808 00:48:20,369 --> 00:48:23,539 ...once you complete the whole of your other half... 809 00:48:23,581 --> 00:48:26,917 ...that's another two-eighths of the bargain. 810 00:48:27,752 --> 00:48:30,421 I'm just trying to get this stupid ass patch off my face. 811 00:48:30,713 --> 00:48:32,506 This reminds me of an old saying. 812 00:48:32,965 --> 00:48:35,635 "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." 813 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,137 But I disagree with that sentiment. 814 00:48:38,179 --> 00:48:40,389 What I believe is... 815 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,352 "...an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind," 816 00:48:44,393 --> 00:48:47,021 "except for one remaining one-eyed man." 817 00:48:47,772 --> 00:48:50,399 And you my friend, Monsieur Fury, 818 00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:53,194 are not the cyclops in this metaphor. 819 00:48:53,861 --> 00:48:54,862 I am! 820 00:48:57,949 --> 00:48:59,200 Trust yourself... 821 00:49:00,701 --> 00:49:02,286 Clear your mind... 822 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,000 Use the Farce. 823 00:49:09,126 --> 00:49:11,420 Alright. Let's see what the Farce says. 824 00:49:12,630 --> 00:49:13,756 Concentrate. 825 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,218 When you become one with The Farce, 826 00:49:17,259 --> 00:49:19,011 it may reveal things to you... 827 00:49:20,513 --> 00:49:21,555 ...the future, 828 00:49:22,932 --> 00:49:23,933 family, 829 00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:26,018 friends, 830 00:49:27,144 --> 00:49:28,312 enemies... 831 00:49:29,105 --> 00:49:30,606 You can do it, SuperBat 832 00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:42,326 Can't... I can't do it! It's too heavy. 833 00:49:52,378 --> 00:49:54,297 That was awesome! 834 00:49:54,839 --> 00:49:56,632 I wanna... I wanna do that! 835 00:49:58,301 --> 00:49:59,510 So much doubt in you... 836 00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:10,187 - Stop it! - You're complaining. 837 00:50:10,229 --> 00:50:12,189 You're whining. You're still complaining. 838 00:50:12,231 --> 00:50:13,523 - You're still whining. - I'm not... 839 00:50:13,524 --> 00:50:15,735 I told you 1,000 times... I don't want anymore! 840 00:50:16,652 --> 00:50:17,986 I mean, are you going to continue... 841 00:50:17,987 --> 00:50:21,198 ...to wear an emotional string of pearls for the rest of your life? 842 00:50:21,741 --> 00:50:23,576 You must not give up, SuperBat! 843 00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:31,375 Look at my face. 844 00:50:32,001 --> 00:50:33,169 Look how calm I am. 845 00:50:37,173 --> 00:50:39,533 It's really quite astounding, really, if you think about it. 846 00:50:39,842 --> 00:50:42,678 The fact that I can harness so much anger, 847 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,597 so much bitterness, so much frustration. 848 00:50:45,222 --> 00:50:46,599 But still never let it show. 849 00:50:47,350 --> 00:50:48,851 You see how nice I'm being? 850 00:50:49,185 --> 00:50:50,728 Despite how naughty you are? 851 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:52,813 It's really quite amazing actually. 852 00:50:57,318 --> 00:51:00,947 SuperBat, you're not ready to save your family. 853 00:51:02,031 --> 00:51:03,074 Yet. 854 00:51:04,158 --> 00:51:05,534 Same time tomorrow. 855 00:51:06,243 --> 00:51:08,371 New lessons... to learn. 856 00:51:11,707 --> 00:51:12,833 You got it. 857 00:51:40,903 --> 00:51:42,071 I don't think it's working. 858 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,241 Try it now. 859 00:51:47,326 --> 00:51:49,620 It's working! It's working! 860 00:51:49,662 --> 00:51:50,663 Of course it is. 861 00:51:51,163 --> 00:51:52,289 Yeah, it must have been a log... 862 00:51:52,290 --> 00:51:54,050 - ...jammed in the system... - My gosh... 863 00:51:55,084 --> 00:51:56,168 Thanks. 864 00:51:56,210 --> 00:51:57,461 Don't mention it. 865 00:51:58,337 --> 00:51:59,422 I knew it. 866 00:51:59,964 --> 00:52:01,048 What. Bruce, no! 867 00:52:01,090 --> 00:52:02,650 - No, no, no. - It's not what you think. 868 00:52:04,802 --> 00:52:06,363 I'm gonna handle this. Once and for all. 869 00:52:15,479 --> 00:52:17,398 - Look... - Not now, Beaverine. 870 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,900 What you saw back there, wasn't what you think it was, okay? 871 00:52:20,610 --> 00:52:22,862 She was fixing the AC, I fixed the AC. 872 00:52:22,903 --> 00:52:24,280 I fixed your AC, 873 00:52:24,322 --> 00:52:27,199 and then she fell off a chair, and I caught her. Alright? 874 00:52:27,825 --> 00:52:29,201 And the fact is this. 875 00:52:29,744 --> 00:52:31,871 I can't help that I love Jean. 876 00:52:32,538 --> 00:52:34,915 Alright? I've always loved Jean. 877 00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:37,126 But what's even worse than that... 878 00:52:38,336 --> 00:52:39,670 ...is that she loves you. 879 00:52:41,005 --> 00:52:42,048 More than anything. 880 00:52:43,299 --> 00:52:45,760 Alright? And I caught her. And I looked into her eyes. 881 00:52:45,801 --> 00:52:48,321 And you know what her beautiful, big, blue eyes were telling me? 882 00:52:49,055 --> 00:52:50,431 I love Superbat. 883 00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:54,644 I've been around for over 350 beaver years. 884 00:52:55,603 --> 00:52:56,604 If you add that up, 885 00:52:57,104 --> 00:53:00,024 that's over 350 years total. 886 00:53:01,442 --> 00:53:03,611 And the deal is this, I'm never gonna change. 887 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,989 I'm a tough guy. I'm like John Wayne, 888 00:53:08,157 --> 00:53:10,159 but not John Wayne. I'm Beaverine. 889 00:53:11,202 --> 00:53:12,578 I'm just saying, you and I, 890 00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:16,707 let's get rid of these hard feelings between each other. 891 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,377 And know that we can be together. 892 00:53:20,294 --> 00:53:22,171 Not like, intimately. 893 00:53:22,588 --> 00:53:24,215 But like, friends. 894 00:53:25,132 --> 00:53:26,926 It's just hard for me to say these things... 895 00:53:26,968 --> 00:53:29,220 ...cuz I don't experience a lot of emotions, 896 00:53:29,261 --> 00:53:31,764 and when I do, I get angry. 897 00:53:35,768 --> 00:53:36,769 What do you say? 898 00:53:37,770 --> 00:53:38,896 What do you say, pal? 899 00:53:42,358 --> 00:53:43,359 Good talk. 900 00:53:51,575 --> 00:53:52,618 Somebody here? 901 00:54:12,013 --> 00:54:13,055 Hey! 902 00:54:14,265 --> 00:54:15,266 Hey, loser! 903 00:54:19,729 --> 00:54:21,063 Why would you do that? 904 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,935 I lost my whole family. 905 00:55:00,478 --> 00:55:02,396 Why am I the way I am? 906 00:55:03,981 --> 00:55:05,316 Why are you asking me? 907 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:07,318 Because I have no one else to talk to! 908 00:55:07,902 --> 00:55:09,820 You are filled with negative emotions. 909 00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:11,948 A person's greatest strength comes from... 910 00:55:11,989 --> 00:55:13,699 ...their effort and attitude. 911 00:55:14,659 --> 00:55:16,160 Embrace the Farce, Dad. 912 00:55:16,786 --> 00:55:18,204 It's never too late to change. 913 00:55:20,498 --> 00:55:21,791 Get outta the road, Jackass! 914 00:55:21,832 --> 00:55:23,000 You two again! 915 00:57:00,681 --> 00:57:03,017 The strength of the Farce in the girl grows... 916 00:57:03,059 --> 00:57:05,770 ...stronger as the sun draws closer. 917 00:57:05,811 --> 00:57:07,647 Has Lisp figured out the device? 918 00:57:07,688 --> 00:57:10,232 The, the device is nearly complete, sir. 919 00:57:10,274 --> 00:57:13,361 Do I need to come down there and show you what? 920 00:57:13,402 --> 00:57:15,947 No, no, no, no, no, we will, 921 00:57:15,988 --> 00:57:17,782 we will double our efforts, my master. 922 00:57:17,823 --> 00:57:21,202 Do that! Or there will not be a next time! 923 00:57:25,373 --> 00:57:26,874 You're not my daddy. 924 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,920 My daddy was a real bad man. 925 00:57:31,712 --> 00:57:33,255 He used to drink a lot. 926 00:57:34,048 --> 00:57:36,175 Of milk. I'm gonna have a cookie. 927 00:58:14,755 --> 00:58:15,923 Nice! 928 00:58:17,174 --> 00:58:18,467 Boss her around. 929 00:58:20,177 --> 00:58:21,178 Well? 930 00:58:21,554 --> 00:58:22,763 Can you get that? 931 00:58:23,097 --> 00:58:24,598 Just a minute. 932 00:58:25,683 --> 00:58:27,310 Come on. Get to it. 933 00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:31,355 - Yes. - Answer the door! 934 00:58:31,397 --> 00:58:33,858 Goddarn it. You, don't move. 935 00:58:39,530 --> 00:58:40,573 What the hell... 936 00:58:43,618 --> 00:58:44,785 Wood. 937 00:58:53,628 --> 00:58:54,920 Sleepywood. 938 00:59:00,885 --> 00:59:02,011 Beaverine? 939 00:59:02,845 --> 00:59:03,929 Who was it? 940 00:59:05,306 --> 00:59:06,349 Hello? 941 00:59:08,684 --> 00:59:10,102 Good night, precious. 942 00:59:11,938 --> 00:59:13,105 Did you like that? 943 00:59:13,147 --> 00:59:16,150 I learned that from this anal retentive Yogi grain guy, 944 00:59:16,192 --> 00:59:17,818 and then I blew up his whole planet. 945 00:59:18,945 --> 00:59:21,065 - Are you gonna help me, or what? - You've got it. 946 00:59:24,158 --> 00:59:25,743 Someone's been working out. 947 00:59:26,577 --> 00:59:28,204 Impressive. 948 00:59:28,245 --> 00:59:30,046 You should give me the number of your trainer. 949 00:59:30,331 --> 00:59:32,959 - Yeah, I'll text it to you later. - Alright, yeah, yeah. 950 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,521 I need to do some curls for the girls. 951 00:59:35,044 --> 00:59:38,005 Someone ate too much sleepywood. 952 00:59:40,299 --> 00:59:44,512 You cannot compare yourself to Beaverine. 953 00:59:46,013 --> 00:59:47,515 Let's face it. 954 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:51,560 He is pure, uncut, raw. 955 00:59:52,353 --> 00:59:56,565 I'm sure there's nothing between him and Jean. 956 00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:58,567 Cool. 957 00:59:58,859 --> 00:59:59,860 However, 958 01:00:00,987 --> 01:00:04,740 when one thinks about his rock hard abs. 959 01:00:05,157 --> 01:00:08,536 A body that looks as if it's... 960 01:00:08,577 --> 01:00:09,996 ...chiseled out of granite. 961 01:00:10,037 --> 01:00:11,789 Ok, thank you. You're not helping. 962 01:00:12,748 --> 01:00:14,909 You're actually making me feel much worse about myself. 963 01:00:15,876 --> 01:00:17,756 Where'd you get these burritos, too? They stink. 964 01:00:18,379 --> 01:00:21,507 That is why I got you a present. 965 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,925 I hope it's not another one of these burritos. 966 01:00:23,926 --> 01:00:25,527 And I'm not cleaning the bathroom again. 967 01:00:25,553 --> 01:00:26,512 Don't even ask. 968 01:00:26,971 --> 01:00:28,491 Last time, I should've got hazard pay. 969 01:00:29,348 --> 01:00:31,559 You didn't even pay me to make that sign back there. 970 01:00:35,646 --> 01:00:36,814 Look at this! 971 01:00:38,190 --> 01:00:39,567 They're custom. 972 01:00:41,110 --> 01:00:44,405 Handmade in China, perhaps. 973 01:00:44,447 --> 01:00:45,531 Or... 974 01:00:45,823 --> 01:00:49,910 - That's what they told me. - Wow, this is really nice. 975 01:00:50,786 --> 01:00:53,080 I mean, when my mother passed, she gave me her pearls, 976 01:00:53,122 --> 01:00:55,082 but I've never gotten a pair of boots before. 977 01:00:55,124 --> 01:00:56,542 I can promise you... 978 01:00:58,169 --> 01:01:00,671 ...I am not dying anytime soon. 979 01:01:01,839 --> 01:01:02,965 Great 980 01:01:08,179 --> 01:01:11,515 SuperBat! Incredible Yoga. 981 01:01:11,557 --> 01:01:13,351 How nice of me to pop by! 982 01:01:13,935 --> 01:01:14,976 You know it's a real pity... 983 01:01:14,977 --> 01:01:17,355 ...your wife isn't going to be here to see this. 984 01:01:17,396 --> 01:01:19,106 What did you do with Jean, Dark Jokester? 985 01:01:19,148 --> 01:01:22,693 You mean what did Lando Fury do with Jean? 986 01:01:22,735 --> 01:01:24,362 I knew I couldn't trust that guy. 987 01:01:25,446 --> 01:01:26,697 Don't worry. 988 01:01:26,739 --> 01:01:28,199 He's where your little boy... 989 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,493 ...and your precious daughter are. Lisp Corp! 990 01:01:31,035 --> 01:01:32,286 Where is Lisp Corp? 991 01:01:32,328 --> 01:01:33,453 It's right on the corner of... 992 01:01:33,454 --> 01:01:36,874 ...I'm not telling you street and bwuahaha boulevard. 993 01:01:37,416 --> 01:01:38,584 You will tell me! Right now! 994 01:01:38,626 --> 01:01:40,461 No, no SuperBat! 995 01:01:42,171 --> 01:01:45,591 Your destiny lies on another path. 996 01:01:46,467 --> 01:01:47,718 This fight is mine. 997 01:01:48,761 --> 01:01:50,471 Sweet! 998 01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:52,264 Remember... 999 01:01:53,724 --> 01:01:56,185 ...the Farce will be with you, 1000 01:01:57,395 --> 01:01:58,896 always. 1001 01:02:04,151 --> 01:02:05,695 Now Dark Jokester, 1002 01:02:06,737 --> 01:02:08,739 it's time to stop your grinning... 1003 01:02:10,283 --> 01:02:11,450 ...and drop your linen. 1004 01:02:12,994 --> 01:02:13,995 That rhymed! 1005 01:02:14,662 --> 01:02:17,123 I haven't seen you since I was a little fella and, 1006 01:02:18,457 --> 01:02:19,583 how things have changed. 1007 01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:22,920 I am still... a Master. 1008 01:02:23,754 --> 01:02:24,755 Let's boogie 1009 01:02:36,851 --> 01:02:37,935 Noooo! 1010 01:02:41,022 --> 01:02:42,148 No! 1011 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:49,530 NOOOOOOOO! 1012 01:02:50,114 --> 01:02:51,157 That's it? 1013 01:02:51,198 --> 01:02:52,992 Well, that was anticlimactic. 1014 01:02:54,452 --> 01:02:56,996 Hey, I'm gonna skidaddle. Catch ya on the flip side! 1015 01:03:02,084 --> 01:03:03,209 I have fulfilled my last two-eighths of... 1016 01:03:03,210 --> 01:03:05,630 ...the bargain, Lisp. We have Jean and Raya. 1017 01:03:06,005 --> 01:03:07,423 Now give me my damn eye! 1018 01:03:07,965 --> 01:03:08,966 What eye? 1019 01:03:09,717 --> 01:03:11,510 - That one! - This eye! 1020 01:03:11,552 --> 01:03:12,713 - Yeah. - This eye right here? 1021 01:03:13,012 --> 01:03:15,473 This isn't your eye. This is someone else's. 1022 01:03:16,515 --> 01:03:17,516 Aw, nasty. 1023 01:03:17,558 --> 01:03:19,685 You just be going around, taking people's eyes? 1024 01:03:20,227 --> 01:03:23,856 Yeahhh, I'm a super villain. It's what we do. 1025 01:03:24,565 --> 01:03:25,942 You're so evil 1026 01:03:25,983 --> 01:03:28,277 I might be evil, but I'm also fair. 1027 01:03:28,861 --> 01:03:30,529 When I wage my war... 1028 01:03:30,571 --> 01:03:33,074 ...and send this world into an icy apocalypse, 1029 01:03:33,824 --> 01:03:35,618 I'll allow you to stand by my side. 1030 01:03:36,619 --> 01:03:38,204 So you won't give me my eye back, 1031 01:03:38,663 --> 01:03:40,263 and then you threaten my world with war? 1032 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,042 Soon, you're going to wish you never betrayed me. 1033 01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:48,047 But I'm the world's most evil supervillain. 1034 01:03:49,006 --> 01:03:51,258 I betray who I want, 1035 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:52,343 when I want, 1036 01:03:52,385 --> 01:03:53,844 why I want, 1037 01:03:53,886 --> 01:03:55,346 and how I want. 1038 01:03:55,846 --> 01:03:57,932 Meet my clowns. 1039 01:04:00,810 --> 01:04:03,854 You'll see Fury... you'll all see! 1040 01:04:05,147 --> 01:04:06,691 Yes. 1041 01:04:07,942 --> 01:04:09,277 Superhero of the year, 1042 01:04:09,318 --> 01:04:11,362 stupid... get rid of this! 1043 01:04:11,404 --> 01:04:12,863 Highlight reel! 1044 01:04:12,905 --> 01:04:15,741 Damn it. Damn it. 1045 01:04:15,783 --> 01:04:18,244 Look at this! Superhero Men's Health! 1046 01:04:18,286 --> 01:04:20,246 God! All of this stuff! 1047 01:04:20,997 --> 01:04:22,498 You! You're the problem! 1048 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:24,082 I'm going to rip this thing right off... 1049 01:04:24,083 --> 01:04:25,960 If you're through having your tantrum Mr. Kent, 1050 01:04:26,002 --> 01:04:27,169 - maybe we could... - Hey! 1051 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,005 Zip it, Creepio! 1052 01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:07,960 Lucas, it's Dad. 1053 01:05:08,002 --> 01:05:11,839 Listen I know it sounds crazy, but... 1054 01:05:13,174 --> 01:05:16,218 I just... I realized right now exactly how much... 1055 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,596 ...you and your mother and your sister mean to me. 1056 01:05:18,638 --> 01:05:20,931 And I'm not sure if you'll get this message, 1057 01:05:20,973 --> 01:05:22,516 or if I'll ever see you again, but... 1058 01:05:22,934 --> 01:05:24,185 I want you to know something. 1059 01:05:25,853 --> 01:05:27,521 I know that you're super nerdy and... 1060 01:05:27,563 --> 01:05:30,274 ...and you don't have powers yet but... 1061 01:05:31,901 --> 01:05:35,154 You're my son. And you're my only son. 1062 01:05:35,196 --> 01:05:37,573 And that makes you incredibly special to me. 1063 01:05:39,951 --> 01:05:40,952 I love you, buddy. 1064 01:05:53,464 --> 01:05:55,508 Dad... Dad, wake up! Dad! 1065 01:05:56,175 --> 01:05:58,511 Raya! My baby! Are you okay? 1066 01:06:00,429 --> 01:06:01,514 Where's Mom? 1067 01:06:01,555 --> 01:06:02,640 She's at Lisp Corp. 1068 01:06:02,682 --> 01:06:03,975 I just escaped from there. 1069 01:06:04,016 --> 01:06:06,060 That's where Lucas is and your car... 1070 01:06:06,602 --> 01:06:08,479 What happened in here? 1071 01:06:09,563 --> 01:06:11,564 Daddy was just doing some redecorating. That's all. 1072 01:06:11,857 --> 01:06:13,192 Grandma. 1073 01:06:13,234 --> 01:06:14,277 No, no, no, don't don't. 1074 01:06:17,863 --> 01:06:19,407 Mommy! Not again! 1075 01:06:20,825 --> 01:06:24,495 I failed you! I failed you again! 1076 01:06:25,037 --> 01:06:26,289 What happened, Dad? 1077 01:06:27,415 --> 01:06:30,459 I tried to save her, but I couldn't. 1078 01:06:32,128 --> 01:06:33,921 It's the reason I became Superbat. 1079 01:06:34,672 --> 01:06:35,840 The doctors... 1080 01:06:37,133 --> 01:06:39,593 The doctors, they couldn't help. I couldn't help. 1081 01:06:42,763 --> 01:06:43,806 She just died. 1082 01:06:43,848 --> 01:06:45,516 Yeah, but... how did she die? 1083 01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:50,646 She stopped breathing. 1084 01:06:52,481 --> 01:06:53,608 She was so old. 1085 01:06:57,194 --> 01:06:58,654 God, she loved these pearls. 1086 01:06:58,696 --> 01:07:00,448 Dad, it's not your fault that she died. 1087 01:07:01,157 --> 01:07:03,826 It's not your fault she died of natural causes. 1088 01:07:08,164 --> 01:07:09,707 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 1089 01:07:11,334 --> 01:07:13,294 Raya, you're right. Yeah! 1090 01:07:13,836 --> 01:07:14,879 Yeah! 1091 01:07:15,296 --> 01:07:16,964 - It's not my fault! - not at all! 1092 01:07:18,424 --> 01:07:19,675 It's not my fault! 1093 01:07:20,551 --> 01:07:21,594 Exactly! 1094 01:07:23,220 --> 01:07:25,973 Okay! Okay! I'm over it! 1095 01:07:26,015 --> 01:07:28,434 Cool, okay, so brush yourself off... 1096 01:07:28,476 --> 01:07:30,227 ...because I need the old SuperBat back! 1097 01:07:30,269 --> 01:07:31,395 We've got work to do! 1098 01:07:31,437 --> 01:07:32,521 - You're right! - Yeah! 1099 01:07:32,563 --> 01:07:34,065 Let's go embrace the Farce! 1100 01:07:38,903 --> 01:07:41,197 That's right. It's me. Beaverine. 1101 01:07:41,697 --> 01:07:43,491 Here to help kick some butt! 1102 01:08:19,568 --> 01:08:22,154 It is nearly the highest of noon. 1103 01:08:24,198 --> 01:08:25,783 Soon! 1104 01:08:25,825 --> 01:08:29,829 The sun will be the closest it's ever been to the earth! 1105 01:08:30,579 --> 01:08:33,457 And I will drain its power for everything. 1106 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:38,004 The world... will fall into a frozen tundra, 1107 01:08:38,671 --> 01:08:40,673 and I will rule the ice... 1108 01:08:41,173 --> 01:08:43,009 ...as king of winter. 1109 01:08:44,051 --> 01:08:45,219 Yes. 1110 01:08:52,518 --> 01:08:53,853 There will be more guards. 1111 01:08:53,894 --> 01:08:55,438 Where are all the clown troopers? 1112 01:08:56,939 --> 01:08:58,774 Wait... they're behind us. 1113 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,241 We're surrounded. 1114 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:12,288 We can take them. 1115 01:09:13,706 --> 01:09:14,707 Spread out. 1116 01:09:23,132 --> 01:09:25,635 - Raya, stay back! - I can do this! I can fight! 1117 01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:28,471 Raya! 1118 01:09:37,438 --> 01:09:39,690 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you! 1119 01:09:39,732 --> 01:09:41,776 It... was... part... of the plan! 1120 01:09:41,817 --> 01:09:42,818 The plan?! 1121 01:09:43,861 --> 01:09:44,946 Tell me the plan! 1122 01:10:10,137 --> 01:10:11,138 Hey, panther! 1123 01:10:12,098 --> 01:10:13,349 Keep your eye on the prize! 1124 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,602 Who are you supposed to be? 1125 01:10:17,603 --> 01:10:20,731 My real persona is based off a few pop culture characters. 1126 01:10:20,773 --> 01:10:21,774 But now... 1127 01:10:24,944 --> 01:10:26,070 I'm the Furious Panther! 1128 01:10:26,779 --> 01:10:27,780 Okay. 1129 01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,790 Superbat! 1130 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:39,667 You idiots! Beat him! 1131 01:10:39,709 --> 01:10:41,294 You have super DNA! 1132 01:10:45,923 --> 01:10:47,800 No! No! 1133 01:10:49,719 --> 01:10:50,761 Noooo! 1134 01:10:55,141 --> 01:10:58,144 I signed us up for a father-son summer camp. 1135 01:10:58,185 --> 01:11:00,062 Which RV should we get? 1136 01:11:00,104 --> 01:11:01,147 Pretty cool! 1137 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:05,735 Hi! Hello! Mr. I don't know whose chair I'm sitting in, 1138 01:11:05,776 --> 01:11:07,236 but I don't think you grasp... 1139 01:11:07,278 --> 01:11:09,447 ...the disparity of the situation right now. 1140 01:11:09,739 --> 01:11:12,033 SuperBat and his super sonic idiotic... 1141 01:11:12,074 --> 01:11:13,659 ...double-Decker ding dongs... 1142 01:11:13,701 --> 01:11:15,578 ...just took out the perimeter forces. 1143 01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:16,621 Bro. 1144 01:11:17,371 --> 01:11:19,373 Somebody had a lot of coffee today. 1145 01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:22,627 Where'd you get that jacket, a panda convention? 1146 01:11:22,668 --> 01:11:24,253 I mean, am I right? Look at that thing. 1147 01:11:24,712 --> 01:11:26,589 I know you're trying to rid the world of heat, 1148 01:11:26,631 --> 01:11:27,882 but you need to "chill out." 1149 01:11:28,466 --> 01:11:30,843 Go plug in your super computer or something. 1150 01:11:33,095 --> 01:11:34,847 I can't with you. 1151 01:11:37,642 --> 01:11:38,893 Get me Jean Wonder. 1152 01:11:40,686 --> 01:11:41,729 My mom is here? 1153 01:11:41,771 --> 01:11:45,024 Yeah. Her and your sister are part of my master plan. 1154 01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:47,234 But I thought Raya escaped? 1155 01:11:47,276 --> 01:11:48,527 Right. 1156 01:11:48,569 --> 01:11:51,155 That was also a part of my master plan. 1157 01:12:01,624 --> 01:12:02,667 My car! 1158 01:12:05,378 --> 01:12:06,420 Raya! Come with me! 1159 01:12:11,634 --> 01:12:12,843 Get in the game, Dad! 1160 01:12:17,473 --> 01:12:19,100 Nobody touches my daughter! 1161 01:12:31,570 --> 01:12:33,406 It's working! 1162 01:12:33,823 --> 01:12:35,157 Yesss! 1163 01:12:40,955 --> 01:12:42,081 That does not look good. 1164 01:12:44,792 --> 01:12:46,085 What doth be? 1165 01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:48,170 Looks like some kind of a sun-draining... 1166 01:12:48,212 --> 01:12:50,798 ...winter-inducing doomsday device. 1167 01:12:51,173 --> 01:12:52,258 We don't have much time! 1168 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:54,260 Well, we didn't get all dressed up for nothing. 1169 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:56,012 Raya, stay close. 1170 01:12:56,429 --> 01:12:57,513 I can handle it. 1171 01:12:57,555 --> 01:12:58,764 We need a plan of attack! 1172 01:13:00,808 --> 01:13:02,226 We need a plan of attack! 1173 01:13:03,728 --> 01:13:04,979 Plan of attack? 1174 01:13:06,230 --> 01:13:08,107 The plan of attack is... ATTACK! 1175 01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:26,417 They're inside. Maybe we should get out of here. 1176 01:13:26,917 --> 01:13:28,628 In my moment of triumph? 1177 01:13:29,253 --> 01:13:31,130 You overestimate their chances! 1178 01:13:32,006 --> 01:13:35,092 Release my batch of SuperDuper-ClownTroopers. 1179 01:13:36,093 --> 01:13:38,012 These ones have my DNA... 1180 01:13:38,054 --> 01:13:39,347 ...and green hair like us. 1181 01:13:39,388 --> 01:13:41,432 Insurance policy, you know. 1182 01:13:54,070 --> 01:13:55,529 What the-aw hell. 1183 01:13:57,615 --> 01:13:59,408 These guys are tougher than the other ones! 1184 01:14:02,578 --> 01:14:03,663 Let's get them! 1185 01:14:13,798 --> 01:14:14,966 Spread out everyone! 1186 01:14:24,684 --> 01:14:26,394 These are harder than the last guys. 1187 01:14:28,854 --> 01:14:30,856 You guys get to the elevators. 1188 01:14:30,898 --> 01:14:32,525 We'll hold off these clowns. 1189 01:14:47,456 --> 01:14:48,791 You doing a really great job. 1190 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:49,917 Thanks, Dad! You too! 1191 01:14:50,793 --> 01:14:51,794 Taught you well. 1192 01:14:56,382 --> 01:14:58,301 Alright, let's kick some butt. 1193 01:15:36,797 --> 01:15:38,466 Bruce! Raya! 1194 01:15:38,507 --> 01:15:39,759 Lucas has turned naughty. 1195 01:15:40,176 --> 01:15:41,886 But Mother, 1196 01:15:41,927 --> 01:15:44,430 I haven't felt this good in a looong time. 1197 01:15:44,889 --> 01:15:46,891 Right on time! 1198 01:15:47,308 --> 01:15:49,393 Please... have a seat! 1199 01:15:52,521 --> 01:15:53,856 Release us, Dark Jokester! 1200 01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:56,609 Release us, Dark Jokester! 1201 01:15:57,401 --> 01:16:01,405 Are you not having any fun in my Naughty Time Container? 1202 01:16:02,031 --> 01:16:03,199 Well, not to worry, 1203 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:06,535 cuz soon, you're gonna laugh out all your powers. 1204 01:16:07,203 --> 01:16:08,829 That's right! You see, 1205 01:16:08,871 --> 01:16:11,540 this microphone captures your laughter. 1206 01:16:11,582 --> 01:16:12,667 Hello. 1207 01:16:13,042 --> 01:16:16,671 And it takes it all the way along this wire to this... 1208 01:16:16,712 --> 01:16:18,756 ...very special containment device... 1209 01:16:18,798 --> 01:16:21,717 ...that I created all by myself. Isn't it cool? 1210 01:16:22,259 --> 01:16:23,970 It's just a stupid popcorn maker. 1211 01:16:24,595 --> 01:16:29,225 Precisely! I... eat... your... powers! 1212 01:16:29,266 --> 01:16:31,060 Nom nom nom nom! I eat them up! 1213 01:16:31,519 --> 01:16:34,272 So good! Except for you Jean Wonder. 1214 01:16:34,313 --> 01:16:35,523 You're powerless! 1215 01:16:36,232 --> 01:16:37,525 This is so ridiculous! 1216 01:16:37,566 --> 01:16:39,443 I'm glad you think so. 1217 01:16:39,485 --> 01:16:42,238 Now, let's make it... hilarious! 1218 01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:25,489 More! Feel it! 1219 01:17:25,531 --> 01:17:26,532 Honey? 1220 01:17:26,574 --> 01:17:28,993 Jean?! This is incredible! How can you do this? 1221 01:17:29,410 --> 01:17:31,291 I thought you didn't have any super powers left. 1222 01:17:31,329 --> 01:17:32,330 I'm a woman. 1223 01:17:32,371 --> 01:17:34,498 We can read every man's mind. 1224 01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:35,958 It's not a super power. 1225 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,293 It's true. We can. 1226 01:17:37,877 --> 01:17:39,295 Honey, listen to me. 1227 01:17:39,337 --> 01:17:42,131 I want to tell you, I never stopped loving you. 1228 01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:45,051 I've always loved you. You trust me, right? 1229 01:17:46,218 --> 01:17:47,303 I trust you. 1230 01:17:47,845 --> 01:17:49,889 Remember your training, SuperBat. 1231 01:17:49,930 --> 01:17:51,807 Your family, you will save. 1232 01:17:51,849 --> 01:17:53,517 Incredible Master Yoga? 1233 01:17:53,559 --> 01:17:54,644 Yes. 1234 01:17:55,061 --> 01:17:56,603 Why are there so many voices in my head?! 1235 01:17:56,604 --> 01:17:59,565 Please, Dad, concentrate, my jaw is starting to hurt. 1236 01:18:01,359 --> 01:18:02,693 I got your message, Dad. 1237 01:18:03,027 --> 01:18:05,696 I'm sorry I stole your car and got us into this mess. 1238 01:18:06,864 --> 01:18:08,658 You've always been my favorite hero. 1239 01:18:09,033 --> 01:18:10,493 And it's not cuz you're my dad. 1240 01:18:11,327 --> 01:18:13,204 It's cuz you're my favorite hero. 1241 01:18:13,245 --> 01:18:14,330 Look at me, buddy. 1242 01:18:14,372 --> 01:18:16,415 None of this is your fault. It's my fault. 1243 01:18:16,457 --> 01:18:18,751 I made so many terrible mistakes... 1244 01:18:18,793 --> 01:18:22,046 I've been such a bad father and an even worse husband... 1245 01:18:23,464 --> 01:18:24,924 I'm so so sorry. 1246 01:18:25,591 --> 01:18:27,134 The old me is gone. 1247 01:18:28,052 --> 01:18:29,095 I will... 1248 01:18:29,929 --> 01:18:31,222 I will... embrace the Farce. 1249 01:18:31,263 --> 01:18:32,848 Embrace the Farce. 1250 01:18:32,890 --> 01:18:34,558 I will embrace the Farce. 1251 01:18:36,227 --> 01:18:38,062 - I love you all. - Bruce?! 1252 01:18:38,104 --> 01:18:39,355 - Dad?! - Dad?! 1253 01:18:45,027 --> 01:18:46,153 You like that one? 1254 01:18:47,321 --> 01:18:48,406 Dad? 1255 01:19:00,876 --> 01:19:02,169 What is going on? 1256 01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:03,754 No, no, what's happening? 1257 01:19:06,507 --> 01:19:07,508 No! 1258 01:19:12,138 --> 01:19:13,306 NO! 1259 01:19:14,682 --> 01:19:15,933 NO! 1260 01:19:15,975 --> 01:19:16,976 Dad! 1261 01:19:17,184 --> 01:19:18,185 Son, are you okay? 1262 01:19:19,103 --> 01:19:20,980 Come here. I love you guys. 1263 01:19:26,652 --> 01:19:29,155 Your evil plan will never succeed Dark Jokester! 1264 01:19:29,363 --> 01:19:31,157 Haha! It already has! 1265 01:19:31,616 --> 01:19:35,244 I wasn't trying to turn your powers to popcorn, you fools! 1266 01:19:35,286 --> 01:19:38,789 It was... theatrical deception! 1267 01:19:39,206 --> 01:19:41,917 Of course! The Star Death Krypto Tesseract! 1268 01:19:41,959 --> 01:19:43,794 Dad, you must stop Lisp Luthor from... 1269 01:19:43,836 --> 01:19:45,436 ...draining the sun and save the planet! 1270 01:19:45,671 --> 01:19:46,922 We can take care of this clown. 1271 01:19:47,506 --> 01:19:48,548 Just take mom somewhere safe... 1272 01:19:48,549 --> 01:19:50,190 ...and then destroy the thing on the roof. 1273 01:19:51,510 --> 01:19:53,971 Fly me, Superbat. Fly me like you used to! 1274 01:19:54,347 --> 01:19:55,707 You want me to fly with you, baby? 1275 01:19:55,723 --> 01:19:57,433 Yes, I want to fly so bad! 1276 01:19:57,475 --> 01:19:58,836 I'll fly you in front of everyone. 1277 01:20:05,483 --> 01:20:07,777 Wow, I missed this so much! 1278 01:20:07,818 --> 01:20:09,362 Me too! This is great! 1279 01:20:10,613 --> 01:20:11,822 Gosh! 1280 01:20:13,574 --> 01:20:14,992 And I thought I was creepy. 1281 01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:17,244 Eww... 1282 01:20:18,037 --> 01:20:19,455 What the heck was that all about? 1283 01:20:19,497 --> 01:20:21,290 Our parents are so weird. 1284 01:20:26,253 --> 01:20:27,254 Who goes first? 1285 01:20:27,296 --> 01:20:28,381 You can go first. 1286 01:20:28,422 --> 01:20:29,590 I always go first! 1287 01:20:29,632 --> 01:20:30,882 But what if he goes for you, first? 1288 01:20:30,883 --> 01:20:32,258 Well, then I'll block and you hit him. 1289 01:20:32,259 --> 01:20:33,386 And vice versa. Cool? 1290 01:20:33,427 --> 01:20:35,262 Cool. So who goes first? 1291 01:20:35,304 --> 01:20:36,472 He does! 1292 01:20:36,847 --> 01:20:38,140 - Who's going first? - You! 1293 01:20:46,023 --> 01:20:47,650 That's it? He's really gone? 1294 01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:50,027 No matter how strong a man is, 1295 01:20:50,069 --> 01:20:51,529 no matter what his super powers are, 1296 01:20:51,570 --> 01:20:54,282 a direct kick to the nuts will end a fight instantly. 1297 01:20:55,199 --> 01:20:56,284 Good to know. 1298 01:20:58,995 --> 01:21:02,331 Hey, Cap, you gotta go for their huevos rancheros. 1299 01:21:20,725 --> 01:21:22,184 I did it! I flew! 1300 01:21:22,226 --> 01:21:24,353 Wow, that was really great. 1301 01:21:24,395 --> 01:21:25,688 You wanna do it again? 1302 01:21:25,730 --> 01:21:26,939 - I wanna... - Come here! 1303 01:21:31,944 --> 01:21:34,071 Thank you, Jean. You truly are wonderful. 1304 01:21:41,078 --> 01:21:42,288 Go save the world, SuperBat. 1305 01:21:43,497 --> 01:21:44,957 I will always be there for you. 1306 01:22:19,033 --> 01:22:20,076 Bingo! 1307 01:22:21,661 --> 01:22:23,120 Take that, Luthor! 1308 01:22:32,713 --> 01:22:34,882 - Bingo! - Darn you, Superbat! 1309 01:22:35,466 --> 01:22:36,884 Take that, Luthor! 1310 01:23:09,959 --> 01:23:11,043 Yeah. 1311 01:23:22,847 --> 01:23:25,474 Hello? Where am I? 1312 01:23:27,977 --> 01:23:30,146 Did I become the king of winter? 1313 01:23:31,105 --> 01:23:32,398 Is this my throne room? 1314 01:23:33,858 --> 01:23:36,944 Sir, you're just in shock, but you're in good hands now. 1315 01:23:37,528 --> 01:23:39,989 You had a car thrown at you, but I have good news... 1316 01:23:40,031 --> 01:23:41,032 Yeah? 1317 01:23:44,327 --> 01:23:46,162 Theatrical deception! 1318 01:23:47,455 --> 01:23:49,332 No, please! Don't hurt me! 1319 01:23:49,373 --> 01:23:51,083 I'm not gonna hurt ya. 1320 01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:53,210 I'm just gonna tickle ya... 1321 01:23:53,252 --> 01:23:56,088 - ...really, really, bad. - No! 1322 01:24:05,431 --> 01:24:06,474 Stop! 1323 01:24:07,141 --> 01:24:08,309 Stop! 91262