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"The Border"

Hurry!

Don't push!

I can't see!

Granny

Granny? I'm not that old!

How come Qin Ge and Yue Huan Shan are not here yet?

Because the stars are always late!

Great!

Wonderful!

Next time tighten it!

We'll meet again!

Give him the presents!

Don't go!

Thank you! Please let me go

Thanks... I can't stand this!

Master Qin

Move!

Don't go!

I gotcha!

Master Qin, I finally get to see you up close!

I kissed him!

Hit her!

What are you doing? Put me down!

Give Qin Ge back to me!

Miss... are you dreaming again?

Qin Ge was snatched By some grannies in my dream

This is our heroine Tian Si Si

She's the only daughter of Tian Bai Shi

Pampered and spoiled, she's headstrong

If she thinks the moon is square...

no one dares to say it's round

Tian Bai Shi's nickname is Zhong Yuan Meng Chang

He's obviously a rich man

To make his daughter happy

he is willing to squander his fortune

But he never lets her meet any men

Because if they all woo her

he's afraid she can't handle them

Rumor has it that Tian Si Si's kung fu

is more threatening than her temper

Is that "Ambush"? You've improved!

'Improved'- my foot!

I'm so bored!

Why are you taking it out on me?

Unless you tell me a story

"Qin Ge chronicles"

Go on!

According to Wu Tong, the author of Qin Ge chronicles

There are currently 3 kung fu experts

Yue Huan Shan, whose father owns an exchequer

He's famous because of his gold

And also because he's the descendent of Yue Fei

Rumor has it that a Blind man saw him

kill 100 flies with one jab of his spear

Hence he calls himself the God of Spear

Liu Feng Gu, who hates women

Because his long time lover

dumped him; she thought he's too tall

That was a heavy blow to his pride

He decided to practice in seclusion in Qing Shan

Few people have seen him since

Then there's Qin Ge

He's not only adept in kung fu, But

He's also every woman's Prince Charming

Miss...

What is it, coach?

What are you yelling about?

There are 3 men here to challenge you

3 more?

Miss Tian is here!

Miss Tian, you're renowned for your kung fu skills

We're here to see for ourselves

You've made a mistake

She's my daughter's maid, Tian Xin

Please take them seriously

Don't worry, father!

I'll take care of them in 10 movements

You better go easy on them!

Or else I'll have to pay for their medical bills

Just go over there and watch me!

Tell me your names!

He Bi Jiang from Hua Fu Village

Chen Fu Shui of Rainbow Village

We Ren Zhi from Eastern Village

We heard you're adept in kung fu skills

So we're here to challenge you

You better go home and work on the fields!

Miss, watch out for your face!

Qin Ge won't like it with scratches

Remember, if you can't beat them

Make sure you use what I've taught you...

I know. To use the sloppy

Blind Man's Sword, right?

Who's first?

Please spare me!

Bravo...

You're forcing me to use my last resort...

Very well...

Will you admit defeat?

No!

Why not?

We didn't even use our weapons!

That's too small!

Wait!

What for?

I need to pose first!

Come on!

Please spare me... I won't do it again!

Scared now?

Yes! I'm terrified

Other than Qin Ge

She doesn't think much of anyone else!

See? I'm quite a good teacher!

Without a gifted student like me

The teacher is useless!

That's right!

Yes...

Let's go!

All done!

Thank you for your help!

She's gone, you can stop the act!

Please get up...

We're fine

Just now...

when you were hit By her sword

That was seamless coordination

Well done...

Thanks for your compliments

With her ability

Unless we hurt ourselves

she'll never lay a finger on us!

Master Tian, I think you better

find a better coach for your daughter

But you don't understand

She thinks she's the best in doing everything

If she were to learn real kung fu

I'll Be paying off her victims with my entire fortune

Mr. Lin is the perfect coach for her

Master, here's the money for their beating!

Please accept this as token of my appreciation!

Thank you, Master Tian!

So our Tian Si Si talked herself Blue

Before she convinced Tian Xin to run away with her

To look for Qin Ge in Jiang Nan

When I find Qin Ge

I'll get you a husband

Really?

Look at you!

I'm not so eager to get married!

Hypocrite!

You've Been reading those pornographic Books

Don't think you can fool me!

But you told me to Buy them!

Do you like reading them?

Yes, but after reading them

I'll lay awake all night

You'll lose sleep over something else

What is it? What are you doing?

Just close your eyes

Alright!

My heart is pounding and I feel weak

If I were a man...

you would have passed out!

Can you do that again?

You want to?

Alright!

But you must get me some men's clothes

as soon as possible

Father wants me to marry

Mr. Yang's son Yang Fan

Should something happen

I'll never Be able to marry Qin Ge

Mr. Yang is so ugly

His son won't look any Better

I won't marry anyone who's not mature

famous or man enough

When are we leaving?

Tonight!

Tian Si Si has no qualms about leaving

They left that very night

Headed towards Jiang Nan, dressed as men

looking for her Prince Charming

Isn't the moon beautiful?

Yes!

The moon in Jiang Nan is even more beautiful

Isn't it the same moon?

You have no imagination!

"Da Ming Fu"

Lord Tian is here

Look at you! Gasping for air!

Is something wrong?

My daughter has run away from home!

She's missing!

Missing?

Are you sure?

Where's your son?

Are you trying to find an excuse

to break off their engagement?

Let's discuss this over tea! Serve tea!

Yes, sir

My future daughter-in-law is really missing?

I'm not joking

This is bad news!

Recently, many young girls have gone missing

I heard there is an organization

that kidnaps and sells them to the brothels

for that sort of business

That's why...

I've drafted up some notices

and prepared a huge reward

They will Be posted first thing tomorrow morning

No matter what happens

you must take care of this

If your daughter should get involved in that Business

My son will not accept used goods

That's why I'm here

Maybe he can think of a plan

Where is he now? Go fetch him!

Go fetch the young master at once!

Sir, he left this morning

and is not Back yet!

This child!

He runs around all the time

Here I am, father!

Are you looking for me?

Don't look so happy! Your future wife is missing!

Your future father-in-law is here

Let's think of a way to handle this!

You talk about my fianc�

But that's just your decision

I don't even know what she looks like

Don't know anything about her!

Don't worry, my Boy!

You won't be disappointed. Show him!

Look! She's pretty!

Yes, very pretty!

I bet the lower half is just as pretty!

Are you sure?

Yes! 100% return guaranteed

Let me tell you

She has gone to Jiang Nan to look for Qin Ge!

Qin Ge! I smell trouble!

Trouble or not, you must grab your chance!

My future son-in-law

If you can find her

I'll double the reward

Double?

Father wants triple!

Very well! Triple it is!

"An Xi Town"

This is another world compared to home

So alive!

Now you know, we made the right decision!

Is that Qin Ge?

Yes!

Let's go meet him!

Where are you going?

To a meeting!

What meeting?

You haven't heard?

No one told you?

No!

Something happened to our idol!

What happened to Master Qin?

I heard he was fighting in Tiger Cliff

and endured 108 knife wounds

Is he still alive?

Is Master Qin alright?

Of course he's alive!

Our Master Qin is like a man of iron

even 200 knife wounds is nothing

That's true!

That's why our group is preparing for a meeting

to discuss how to promote him

And eulogize him in a parade

Wait for me!

Please wait!

Did you notify the others?

Yes!

Let's go!

Qin Ge is such a hero!

Let's follow them!

No! Let's eat first, aren't you hungry?

Yes, my stomach is growling!

Let's go eat! Hurry!

Your noodles

The chopsticks are so dirty!

I'm starving!

What would you like?

What kind of noodles is this?

I don't know, looks like instant noodles!

No wonder! I've never eaten it before!

Is my face dirty?

No! You look beautiful!

Why are they all staring at me?

I know!

They're staring at the bundle!

Put it down!

You're telling everyone

there's money inside

Miss, I didn't know you're so street-wise

It's Master!

Good morning

You need not worry

My name is Zhao Lao Da, I'm a local celebrity

I'd like to discuss a serious matter with you

May I sit down?

Brother Zhao

All men are brothers, please sit down!

Thank you

What can I do for you?

This place is

full of crooks

If there's anything valuable in your bundle

you must be very careful!

You should never show your money!

It contains nothing but used clothes

No need to make a fuss

Yes, there's no need

Very well then!

I'm just looking out for you!

Thank you for your concern!

Don't mention it...

This fellow is quite handsome

He's kind hearted and famous

Is he your type?

Not bad, but this is so embarrassing!

Over there!

Liang Cai Yu!

If ever I catch you doing this again

I'll go to your mother

Brother Zhao, please don't tell my mother!

Return the bundle!

Yes!

Sorry!

My name is Zhao

Everyone calls me Zhoa Lao Da

This good-for-nothing rascal uses my name

to swindle people. Please feel free to punish him!

That won't be necessary!

I'm afraid I'll kill him

Thank you for retrieving my bundle

It's nothing...

Go ahead and say thanks!

Thank you for sparing me!

Get lost!

Yes!

Master, he's actually quite good looking

yet he's a thief!

Appearance can be so misleading

You must be from out of town

If ever you should run into his kind...

go ahead and use my name

No one will bother you again!

Thank you!

How dare you!

Swindling people in my name again!

I'll take you to the local authorities

Please don't!

I'm sorry, brother Zhao!

I must go now, goodbye!

Let him go!

I'm afraid you've been had!

He's a local swindler

I'm the real Zhao Lao Da

You too? You're the third one!

Are you for real?

That fellow helped us retrieve our bundle

I don't think he's a bad guy

Hurry! Check your bundle!

Why?

Swapping things is their usual practice!

Check and see if you've lost anything!

Let me check!

Look!

What shall we do now?

Now you know

who's the real Zhao Lao Da

I'm Tian Zhuan Nan, he's Tian Jia Zhuang

Can you please help us

find our bundle?

Yes!

Or else we can't check into an inn tonight!

Don't worry!

You got into this mess because of my name

I'll bear the responsibility

Besides, you're such lovely ladies

I hate to see you sleep on the streets

How did you know?

You look suave and scholarly

Unless you've practiced body building

Or else your chests...

It'll take some time to locate your bundle

How about this...

You can stay with my godmother for now

Your godmother?

Da Niang, they're here!

What are their names?

Tian Zhuan Nan and Tian Jia Zhuang

Say hello to Da Niang!

Da Niang

All genuine items!

We'll get rich!

We'll get good prices!

How much is it worth?

We'll know when we sell them!

Put them away!

Do you think Zhao Lao Da

has taken care of those sissies?

Don't worry!

They're pretty enough

Huang Da Niang will pay a good price for them!

If it wasn't for the money

I'll save them for myself!

You're hooked?

You'll get your chance

After they've done it

Huang Da Niang will give you a discount!

Really? Great!

Cheers!

Oh no!

Tian Bai Shi's daughter and her maid

ran off and disappeared

Really?

It's true! Tian Bai Shi is willing to pay

100 thousand taels of silver to find them!

That's incredible news!

Of course, notices are posted everywhere!

100 thousand taels of silver

100 thousand taels?

Go see for yourself!

Let's go!

100 thousand taels...

"Reward...

My daughter was missing

A 100 grand reward for anyone who can find her back"

Really? Who is she?

She looks familiar!

I know!

Those 2 at the restaurant!

It's them! No doubt about it!

It's her...

All done?

Of course!

Huang Da Niang gave us 400 taels!

Let's go get a drink

Forget the drink!

We've missed our chance!

Missed our chance?

Go take a look!

Zhao Yuan Song is here to buy back the goods!

It must be brother Zhao!

Miss

He must have come to return our bundle!

Let's go look!

Yes!

Wait!

Where are they?

Coming

Sister Mei!

You've got your money!

What are you doing back here again?

We're here to buy back the goods!

You know the rules

No return, no refund

I know

We've worked together for so long

Do me a favor, just this once!

We've supplied all the girls

for your shop and the other branches

Our fee has always been fair

That's right!

We'll pay double to buy them back!

Alright! I want 100 thousand taels of silver!

100 thousand taels!

That's no trade at all!

So?

You dare to touch me?

I know you're quite adept

But we must see for ourselves

Charge!

Tian Xin...

Who is it?

Si Si, you're awake?

Where's Tian Xin?

Where are you going?

Look for Tian Xin!

She's having a good time with some customers

Don't disturb her

Let's have a chat

What are you doing?

Don't be scared! There's a first time for everyone!

First time for what?

Turning you into a real woman!

Real woman?

All the newcomers

come to me first

I won't do it!

Let me go!

That's easier said than done!

No one dares to refuse me!

If you let me go

My father will pay you whatever you want

I know he's rich

But I don't want money! I want you!

Let go of me!

No way!

I want to swallow you alive!

Let go!

It fell out!

Don't underestimate its elasticity

Just watch!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7

besides, I'm very sexy!

Behave yourself

or else I'll resort to using force!

Let me go!

Or I won't spare you

Oh, I'm so scared!

Over my dead body!

You'll break my heart if you leave me

Let me tell you

Your fancy kung fu cannot harm anyone

It's only enough to crack an egg!

Who are you?

Do you want to leave here, Miss Tian?

Of course!

You want to take her with you?

No one can stop me!

I have saved your life

How are you going to repay me?

So you're after something!

That's my style!

Who are you?

I'm the big shot

Big shot?

You're Qin Ge?

In your opinion

Qin Ge is the only big shot, is it?

What do you want from me?

Marry me!

Marry you!

I saved your life!

Come with me, little girl!

Da Niang is angry that you ran away!

I'm not going back!

No?

No one can slip through her fingers!

Please leave me alone!

If you marry me

I guarantee she'll leave you alone!

You one-eyed lecher

You'll die some day because of a woman

It's your decision, Miss Tian!

Marry me or let that transvestite rape you!

If you marry him

you have nothing to gain either!

If you say you'll marry me

I'll kill her now!

You don't scare me, one-eyed Jack

Don't be so cocky, bitch!

What have you decided?

I'll pretend to agree and let them fight it out!

Very well! I'll marry you!

You...

When?

I never said that!

You only have one eye

I'll marry you in another life!

You can run but you won't get away!

You'll have to marry me eventually!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7

7,6,5,4,3,2,1

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

7,6,5,4,3,2,1

4,3,2,1,3,2,1

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

6,5,4,3,2,1

5,4,3,2,1,4,3,2,1

Stop! Please stop!

What's the matter?

Why did you interrupt my song?

What happened to you?

Where am I?

Set me down...

You look scared!

Are you lost?

Someone is after me!

Have you been robbed?

Worse than robbers!

Really! You ran into a lecher?

Did he touch you?

Well? Did he?

The world is full of evil!

Don't worry, I'll take you home

Where do you live?

Jiang Nan!

Jiang Nan?

I'm sorry, I can't help you!

Where are you going?

Our master

is going to a wedding in town

Since you're in trouble

why don't you come along

and then later decide what to do

I can't take your seat!

Even though I'm old

I walk faster than a snail!

Sit down, don't make a fuss!

Rise!

Let's go!

It's her!

Dressed as a man! How cunning!

"Lucky Star is shining"

Please...

This way...

Set it down!

Let's sit over there!

Please

I'm supposed to sit here

Come on...

Please!

They want me to sit here

Sit, don't be shy!

Who are these people?

They're all guests

Why are they all wearing eye masks

and act like blocks of wood?

It's our customs

It's called the mysterious wedding

But I didn't bring any presents!

It's so embarrassing!

You don't need presents

This is an ad hoc wedding!

None of us brought any presents!

Here comes the groom!

I'm leaving!

But you can't, if you leave now

there'll be no wedding!

Why?

Because you're the bride!

What?

What do you want?

I've asked you when you're marrying me

But you gave me no answer

So I decided for you

No! I won't marry you!

Our marriage is fit and proper

We'll be legally married

I'm the go-between

I'm the matchmaker

We're the witnesses

No one dares to object

Help her change!

Bride and groom bow to each other

Wait!

You can't go on!

Young man, this is a joyous occasion

Don't mess things up!

There's a slight problem with this marriage

If she's the bride

then I should be the groom

What do you mean, young man?

Because her father

has betrothed her to me!

I'm her fianc� Yang Fang!

Yang Fan?

What do you want?

If you turn me into a cuckold, I'll fix you!

Well, so you all come prepared!

This does not concern you. You're dismissed!

Yes!

You too!

Yes!

You want to go first?

You know I can kill you even without unsheathing my sword!

Is he trying to impress me By risking his life?

Get going!

Go!

"Ju bin restaurant"

A bottle of wine and a plate of pigs' feet. Hurry!

Sure

You didn't even thank me for saving you!

I didn't ask you to!

Wait a minute!

Let's settle our engagement right here!

Who'd want to marry you!

That's quite alright

I just don't want to be a cuckold!

Then I'll find someone to marry right away!

Fine, this meal is my treat!

But you must tell me who you'd like to marry!

Qin Ge!

You can rest assured now!

Qin Ge? Will he marry you?

Waiter! A plate of roast pork!

Plus boiled chicken

Want some wine?

Waiter!

Yes!

The renowned prostitute Zhang Hao Er is passing through

Do you know about this?

Of course!

Once she gets here

I don't care what happens

I'll sleep with her for 3 nights!

Shop keeper

Yes?

Can you offer a menu worth 100 taels of silver?

100 taels? Yes!

Prepare it right away!

My lady is arriving soon

Who is your lady?

Zhang Hao Er

Zhang Hao Er?

When is she arriving?

Soon!

She'll be here soon!

Tian Xin...

Tian Xin...

Here she comes!

Move aside...

How pretty!

Prettier than a fairy!

Let's go!

Yes!

Miss Zhang, have a seat

Women are so resourceful!

You've taken a fancy to her? Is she pretty?

Prettier than you!

Miss Zhang, my name is Zhu

Please sit down, Mr. Zhu

Wait! I don't believe we've met!

Meeting by chance is just as nice

Strangers must kneel when they talk to me!

- Kneel! - Let me go!

Move aside

Miss Zhang

Can you hear what this tael of gold is telling you?

No!

You can't hear?

It's louder now!

You must be able to hear it!

What does it say?

If you'll come to bed with me

they're all yours!

But my gold is saying

they're yours if you'll take your clothes off!

Take my clothes off?

You're something!

It's my turn!

Miss Zhang, as long as you agree

just name your price

Agree to what? Sleep with you?

You're so understanding!

How lovely!

But you're too old! Watch your health!

I'll risk my life for you!

You don't have that kind of luck!

Better save your energy for your wife!

I want to talk to that young man

Yes!

Tian Xin...

You're mistaken

Tian Xin...

You want to know what she said?

Make way!

Bitch!

Do you have a better room?

Sorry, all the VIP rooms

have been reserved by Zhang Hao Er

Just put up with it for 1 night!

How can I sleep in this dirty room?

Beggars can't be choosers!

Those who endure the most will rise above all

Where are you going, Monkey?

I have other plans! Go to sleep!

I'll wake you tomorrow morning!

Is your boyfriend bullying you?

None of your business!

I know, but I feel sorry for you!

Why?

According to reliable sources

he's spending the night with Zhang Hao Er!

He's here for a rendezvous

Get out, all of you!

Don't interrupt the lady and Master Yang!

Yes!

Master Yang, at the restaurant today

who's that girl who hit you?

My fianc�

She has such a bad temper!

Wash off your steam with some wine!

Wine?

Why? Think she'll hit you again for this?

No. In my eyes, she's as good as dead!

Who is she?

The one you just mentioned

Oh! It's the future Mrs. Yang

Would you like to have my seat?

That won't be necessary!

This is strange!

A woman will take fancy to this Monkey!

Strange indeed!

Little girls always like to criticize others

when they have met just a few men!

That's crazy!

You must have seen many men?

Not that many! Just around 2000!

So you're an expert on men!

What is it that you do?

This is a bit embarrassing

I'm in the charitable undertaking

I rescue those starving for sex

So many men

have never met a real woman in their entire life!

I'm here to console them and make them happy!

Why can't you sit still, future Mrs. Yang?

Are there needles in your chair?

No! Just that a tart is walking around in here

The smell makes me uncomfortable!

Where are you going?

I can't stand the jealousy!

You two carry on!

Please don't go, Master Yang!

I don't blame him, there are explosives inside!

If there are any, it'll only blow you to pieces!

What is that?

The wine is too strong for you!

In a hurry to lecture your fianc�?

You're wrong!

Only women like you fancy him

If he didn't promise to bring me to Qin Ge

I would have dumped him long ago!

You want to see him?

If you don't mind

I can take you to him

You know Qin Ge?

Not very well! We've only gone to bed a few times!

Well? Are you coming?

I'll do anything just to meet Qin Ge!

Make way!

"Happy Gambling House"

Come here!

Where is he?

Big shots are always late

That's true!

Why aren't they gambling?

Look over there...

King of Gambler Vs God of Gambler

There's a game tonight

The main attraction

They're willing to wait till the stars show up

Who's the opponent?

There's been no inside information

Tonight's hosts

Mr. Wu Shou Xin and Miss Huang Li Sa

Ladies and gentlemen, the Game begins...

Tonight's crazy game

features 2 big shots

who'll gamble to their last tael of silver

One of them is Liu Feng Gu, who hates women

and lives in seclusion in Qing Shan

Please applause!

So he is Qin Ge's opponent!

It'll be quite a match

The other contestant is

the red hot Qin Ge

It's really him!

It's Qin Ge!

I meet him at last! How handsome!

If you want to meet him, you must hurry!

He'll be busy later on!

Qin Ge, I'm your biggest fan!

I come from far away looking for you!

My name is Tian Si Si

I'm different from other women

Indeed you are special

Your buck teeth is showing when you smile!

Girls with buck teeth bring me luck!

Really?

Qin Ge, I get to kiss you, finally!

You're a strange girl!

Master Qin must gamble, go away!

What are you doing?

Don't you start any trouble!

Zhang Hao Er...

The gambling begins...

We'll start with guessing fingers

1,2,3

Master Qin, here's Heaven and Earth

Which one would you like?

Heaven

Master Qin will go first

Qin Ge, those who go first will die first

He who strikes first shall prevail!

Please place your bets!

Here's a little something!

How little is that?

Just 100 taels of silver

Very well!

Master Qin, here are 6 squares, take your pick!

A

A crane

What about you Master Liu?

F

A clam

I can peck you to death

I can clamp you to death

I clamp!

I peck!

I clamp!

There's no need to argue!

Why?

If you peck him and he clamps you

You both lose; sort of like:

Fisherman profiting from the grapple of a snipe & clam

Thank you...

This is ridiculous!

Qin Ge, here's 200 thousand taels

Make your pick

B

An elephant

Great, I'll win

What about you, Master Liu?

E

A snake

I can stomp you to death

Have you been educated?

Please explain to him, Mr. Wu!

As they say: With greed snake tries to swallow elephant

He swallowed you, Master Qin!

Don't get mad!

Come back!

What?

Girls with buck teeth...

What about them?

They're a jinx to all gamblers!

You've won, Master Liu!

Please keep your share!

Yes!

I'll bet all 400 thousand

All of it?

Do you have the guts, Master Qin?

I'll follow suit!

With what? Your fingers?

You think I can't pay?

You'll have to win first!

Very well. Your reputation is on the line

I doubt if you'll renege

Have you agreed?

Yes!

Let's settle this!

- C! - D!

Very well!

A crab

Any of you have a heart disease or high blood pressure?

Clean bill of health!

Never been better!

Good, I need not worry!

It's a rock!

The rock squashes the crab!

Alright, you won! Goodbye!

You broke your promise!

What? How dare you say that

in front of all my supporters

How dare you humiliate me?

If it wasn't for your reputation

I would have killed you!

Yes! Fight!

Good!

Excellent!

Don't go! Stay and watch!

You refuse to pay up!

You refuse to grant a favor!

You'll settle this yourselves!

Here are 2 knives for you!

Good!

A letter for you, Master Qin!

Read it to me!

Darling, heard you have some money problem

I'll pay the 400 thousand taels for you

Finish your job tonight. Signed, Your Lover

This will pay for your debt!

Who's "Your Lover"?

Someone he has slept with

Please accept this, Master Liu!

It's your lucky day, Qin Ge!

We'll meet again some day!

Come again, Master Liu!

Have some wine first!

Sure...

Forget it! He's been taken!

Better forget your nonsense!

You don't have to gloat!

I will never change my mind!

Come...

What is it?

Spread the word around

about me kicking Liu Feng Gu's butt today!

Yes!

Come back!

But don't ever let anyone know

about me not paying my debt

Go...

Pretty girl!

You talking to me?

I'm bored. Come take a walk with me!

Take a walk?

Alright, let's go!

Careful!

Stand up, Qin Ge!

Don't fall down! Stand up!

Are you drunk too?

No, I haven't been drinking!

Why am I holding you up?

Get up! You can't sleep here!

Get up!

It's late! Keep it down!

Such a hero!

Such a muddle headed girl!

It's the Monkey!

You're sure Qin Ge will bring her here?

Why aren't they here yet?

Qin Ge must be drunk again!

Will that drunk keep his word?

Yes, he will

You know about his gamble at the casino!

He owes me 3 million taels

If he doesn't cooperate, I'll spread the word!

He cares about his reputation!

I don't want him to beat me to it!

You think he'll sleep with the girl?

He's handsome and has one more eye than me!

Girls all love him!

Isn't it?

She ran away from home looking for him!

Now they're together

how can I not worry?

Besides, Yang Fan is giving us trouble!

He'll ruin my plan!

Don't worry! I'm his creditor and lover

he won't lie to me

As for Yang Fan

It's a shame we didn't poison him last time!

I know how to deal with him!

For safety's sake

kidnap the old man

as a contingency

Who are you?

My name is Tian Si Si

What are you doing here?

To protect the drunken hero!

What? So you saw everything!

All my humiliating behavior!

What are you laughing at?

Am I not stylish enough?

No! You're more stylish than I thought!

But you've seen my disgraceful behavior!

You must not spread the word!

If my fans should know about this

they may commit suicide!

You're really that remarkable?

Of course! Follow me!

Let me show you Qin Ge's charm!

Come here, kid!

What is it?

Can you do me a favor?

Sure! Will you pay?

You're so practical!

Nothing is more important than money!

You have any spare change?

No!

You're just as broke as I am!

Wait!

What are you doing?

I'll pay you back

Go spend it!

Thank you!

Get a gong and cry out

Master Qin Ge is here!

Sure! Consider it done!

Master Qin Ge is here!

Master Qin Ge is here!

Qin Ge is here!

Watch!

Master Qin Ge is here! Come out!

What do you want?

Don't push!

Qin Ge, watch out for me!

I can barely watch out for myself!

Qin Ge, hurry!

Master Qin!

I've waited 3 years for you

Now you're here at last!

Let me kiss you!

I'm in hurry! Perhaps next time!

I won't get a second chance!

Have pity on her!

Have pity on me!

Hurry!

No!

Qin Ge, you've been accused of disturbing the peace,

misdemeanor in a public place

Follow me!

"Fair and honest"

Sir, the offender Qin Ge is here!

Court begins!

Kneel before the magistrate!

Kneel!

Are you Qin Ge?

Yes!

You've been accused of disturbing the peace

and disorderly conduct

Is that true?

Sir, I'm not disturbing the peace

I was harassed by a shrew on the street

She ripped my sleeves

and almost molested me!

Please understand

This is absurd!

Are there any witnesses to your charge?

Sir, Qin Ge was harassed

I'm the witness

How dare you! You must be punished

if you won't confess. Guards!

Yes!

30 spankings for each

Yes!

Wait!

He's a hero, you must not spank him!

Alright, as long as you're sensible

he can be discharged!

Hurry! Qin Ge, be sensible!

Do you know what that means?

You'll let me go if I'm sensible?

Of course!

You can get up if you're sensible!

I cannot reveal a secret here

let's go inside!

Wait for me here!

Please!

"Quiet and Step aside"

"Fair and honest"

Come again soon!

We can go now?

Yes!

Let's go have some tea!

Alright!

Do you know why

I'm welcome everywhere?

Because you're a big shot!

More importantly, I don't threaten them

Just like an actor and his fan

There's no conflict of interests

No one truly admires you?

Very few! Those who truly admire me

are not very mature!

Including me?

You can say that! But it's a bit different now!

Why?

Because you've seen the worst of me!

You have your shortcomings

But you're still adorable

Men like you can only be a good friend

not a good husband

Did you want to marry me before?

More than anything in the world!

Now I've disappointed you?

Indeed I'm not too pleased

Perhaps I've over estimated you

Now I know you better

Are you disappointed that I won't marry you?

I can marry anyone

You... no big deal!

Drink up!

I'm a good friend, remember?

To friendship!

Why are you so happy?

Did you catch a cold last night?

Who is he? Why is he tailing you?

Small potato. I used to be her fianc�!

But it's over now!

When are you marrying her, big Shot?

I've decided not to marry him!

You're so fickle!

A girl changes 18 times before womanhood!

If you don't even know this

how can you court them?

Let me teach you!

I'm not asking you!

Don't shoot off your mouth!

How old are you, hot shot?

I'm 30!

Old enough to be your uncle!

Old people die faster!

Why did they kill him?

Too many enemies!

There's no need to look

They're all lying down!

Let him go!

Yes!

Let him go!

Yes!

Where am I?

What do you want?

My lady wants to meet you

Tian Xin...

She's not Tian Xin

She's my maid Xiao Qing

Who are you?

Renowned prostitute from Jiang Nan, Zhang Hao Er

Zhang Hao Er?

What do you want with me?

Do you wish to see your daughter?

Si Si? Is she here?

Go fetch her!

It's not the right time! You cannot see her!

What do you mean "not the right time"?

Master Tian, these last few months

you've put out a reward for your daughter's return

Yet no one has been able to earn it

Do you know why?

Why?

Because she's worth more than 100 thousand taels

This is extortion!

Miss Zhang, just name your price

I'll pay whatever you want

I know you're rich

but someone else is richer!

That's ridiculous!

Everyone knows I'm richer than the Emperor!

You're wrong!

If your money is transferred to someone else

then someone will be richer than you!

Nonsense!

Why would I give my money away?

That's impossible!

It's possible!

For example, if you're dead

you can't bring the money into the coffin!

Your daughter will inherit your fortune

If someone should marry her, then...

Who wants to marry her?

Xia Hai Tang

Xia Hai Tang?

He is your son-in-law

He sells women into prostitution! No way!

I will never allow Si Si to marry him!

But she must! And you...

...will join Xia Hai Tang; like her...

you'll take a pill each day!

You'll forget your past and start afresh!

Qin Ge, will Monkey be alright?

Don't worry! He'll find a way out!

I thought you hated him!

Why are you so concerned?

I don't know why I think of him now

Let's find a inn

Get a room and sleep

You want to get a room with me?

No, I mean 2 rooms!

You won't be able to sleep tonight!

Why?

I'll take you to see someone

and you'll understand!

Here are Master Qin's receipts

Pass them to him!

Yes!

Wow! This much?

Now you know!

If it hadn't been for these debts

I will not sell you out

Sell me out?

You don't understand, little girl!

Cut the chase

I want to see your boss

Alright, he wants to see you too!

This way...

Move!

Zhang Hao Er, the lights are out!

Your boss dares not show his face?

Qin Ge!

You asshole!

Not there! Hit me on the chest!

Qin Ge is indeed quite capable!

Or else how can I survive?

You don't have to prostitute yourself anymore?

I've been promoted

I'm now a branch leader of Xia Hai Tang;

in charge of all 72 brothels in Jiang Nan!

I've been promoted too

I'm now the executioner!

All enemies and traitors

have to deal with me!

I have nothing to do with Xia Hai Tang

Why is he after me?

Stop this bullshit! Kill him!

Don't worry, big Shot! I'm here!

Where do you come from?

Who do you work for?

Don't ask me

I don't understand your triad language!

Release Miss Tian

or else I'll fix you!

Big Shot and Small Potato, how should we do this?

I'll take the big one!

They're ruthless! What shall we do?

What do you have in mind?

Let's see who kills them first!

What's the take?

100 thousand taels of silver

Charge!

We tie!

I'm still alive!

Hey, both your legs are no match for one of mine!

You owe me 100 thousand taels

All because this bitch refuses to die!

You must commit suicide!

Anything you say!

Master is here!

Get lost, you morons!

Are they dead?

Your thugs died in vain!

You're right!

They're not here to kill anyone

They're here for the looks!

We now have an assignment for you!

Anything you wish...

Go spread the word

Let everyone know Tian Bai Shi's daughter

will marry Xia Hai Tang's Master tonight

Yes!

We must take care of One-eyed Jack

Wait! Let's see what's up his sleeves!

Qin Ge, let me introduce you

He's my boss and your brother-in-law

Pleasure...

You want to see me dead, is that right?

Absolutely!

Thanks for helping me

get rid of Huang Da Niang and Mei Du Gu Gu!

You're ruthless!

They work for you

and you want them dead!

Remember a snake can swallow an elephant!

I'll marry Tian Si Si tonight!

That's mean he'll be Tian Bai Shi's heir!

The entire fortune

will be ours

I never wanted a piece of it!

Why are you after me?

Either you're playing dumb or you're plain stupid!

Advisor!

Yes!

Do you recognize me, Qin Ge?

Who is he?

My Dog advisor! He sets the traps for my enemies!

Tell them!

Yes!

You put up quite an act at the District Office today!

While you were kneeling

did you hurt your knee?

Don't mention it!

I summoned you here

to discuss something important

I'm still investigating the case of the missing girls

That's what I wanted to know!

Recently, even the richest man

Tian Bai Shi's daughter is missing

If we don't solve this case soon

I'll be fired

Don't be silly

The girl outside is Miss Tian!

Turn her over to me

I'll escort her back to her father!

No!

You fancy her?

Not me, but Xia Hai Tang!

Xia Hai Tang?

Right, I have some leads about the case

They've been sold by Xia Hai Tang as prostitutes!

As prostitutes?

Zhang Hao Er runs the operation

Mei Du Gu Gu and Huang Da Niang

handle the actual purchase

You're sure about this?

I'll send someone to arrest her!

No! You mustn't!

I don't know who's behind this

Or the location of their headquarter

How much longer do you need?

Another day or two!

Are you sure?

Don't bullshit me!

I'm using Tian Si Si as bait

I'll get the big fish

Qin Ge, I've swallowed your bait!

Did you know that?

There's an informer inside the District Office

No wonder there has been no progress on the case

After all...

we're the biggest gang in Jiang Nan

We have brothels across the country

Without some ability

how can we guarantee the supply?

An undercover agent like yourself

wants to destroy us?

You're too naive!

You bastards are brothel owners!

No wonder you want to marry Tian Si Si!

Now that you've brought it up

if it hadn't been for you

I wouldn't need to sell my wife

and lend money to Qin Ge to get her back!

Shut up, asshole!

Release the hostages

otherwise I'll wipe out Xia Hai Tang!

Don't be so cocky, kid!

You'll find out soon enough!

Darling, take them inside!

I'll be with you after I fix them!

Alright! Take them away!

I know it's not that easy

to arrest you

Hurry up!

Beware of the One-eyed Jack

He's full of surprises!

What do you have in mind?

Let's join hands

How?

We take turns!

You go first!

It's you!

Liu Feng Gu!

What kind of a swordsman are you

to be involved in such despicable undertaking?

No wonder you need to hide behind a mask!

Last time you said we'll meet again

I believe this is it!

He can do anything, yet nothing good

Qin Ge, it's your lucky day!

You're finished without his help!

We can go on if you want!

I'll leave this to you, big Shot!

I'll go rescue the hostages!

Hit him...

Yes! Qin Ge is magnificent!

Are you hurt?

Thanks for your concern!

You better look after your husband!

He's already dead!

His kung fu is no match for you

and you're more good looking

Cut the crap and prepare for your sentence!

Don't be like this!

He forced me to do everything!

Please give me another chance!

You bitch!

Careful!

Monkey!

What a shame!

Qin Ge, how's my future son-in-law?

Dead!

Dead?

How can you be dead, Monkey?

He died for you!

That's why I'm crying!

What's the use?

I cry because I'm sad

He was so nice to me

Gave me covers when I fell asleep

Saved me when I was in danger

I'm beginning to like him and he's dead!

How can I not cry?

You should cry louder then

He'll be pleased to hear it!

Isn't it, Small Potato?

Don't just nod your head! Say it!

I heard you! How dangerous!

Thank goodness I caught it!

How dare you trick me, you dead Monkey!

Why are you hitting me?

I'm your fianc�! I'm entitled!

Now stop quarrelling, you two

& give each other a good smooch

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