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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,020 Alright, so after a little delay, we got you here today. Uh-huh. 2 00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:07,440 Cool. So you're about to make your very first adult video. And you were telling 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,780 me a little interesting fact that you actually got, you lost a bet to do this. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,440 We weren't going to say what the bet is, but you lost a bet with a friend to do 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,058 this video. 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:16,878 Yeah. 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,819 It's true. 8 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,160 You say it like it's a bad thing. 9 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:22,040 Uh, it's a porn thing. 10 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:26,460 Is that a bad thing? Have you ever thought about doing a porn before? 11 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:27,900 No. No? 12 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,260 I mean, I like... 13 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:30,500 Do you watch porn? 14 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:32,940 All the time. All the time? What kind of porn do you watch? 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,080 I like girl on girl stuff. 16 00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:37,060 Just girl on girl? 17 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,500 Usually. 18 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,860 I like James Dean. He's my favorite porn star. 19 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:50,740 Cool. So on the way over here, you're telling me also you're actually sort of 20 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,760 bisexual as well. You like girls. Uh-huh. 21 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,460 You tell me you fucked a few girls with strap-ons. 22 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:58,040 I've been on the receiving end of a strap-on. 23 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,370 How was that? 24 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:01,610 I liked it. 25 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:04,849 It's different than being with a guy. How many girls have you been with? 26 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:10,150 Five or six. 27 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,230 How many guys? 28 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:13,830 Not that many. 29 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,890 I played the fifth. 30 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:19,390 How many? 31 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,750 Five or six. 32 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:24,550 Do we multiply that by three? No. 33 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:25,750 Huh? No. 34 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,830 How old were you when you first had sex? Tell us about your first sexual 35 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,850 experience. I was 19. 36 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:32,610 How did it happen? 37 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:38,510 It was with my longtime boyfriend, and he wanted to be a virgin until marriage, 38 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:45,110 and I was a 19-year-old horndog and wasn't having it, but it ended up being 39 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,089 really bad anyway. 40 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,390 Where did you guys do it the first time? 41 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,470 On his parents' couch. 42 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:51,470 It was so romantic. 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,720 Was that like the first time you got anything sexual? Did you know like 44 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:56,720 blowjobs before? 45 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,660 No, I'd given him a lot of blowjobs. 46 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,020 Yeah. 47 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:02,060 How old were you when you gave your first blowjob? 48 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:05,900 Like 16. 49 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:09,060 16? Tell us about that, how that experience happened. 50 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:11,320 That was on my parents' couch. 51 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,760 Really? 52 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,880 Do you like cats? 53 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,820 I think they're just convenient. 54 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:20,600 And did you swallow the first time? Did you cum? I swallowed. 55 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,800 I like cum. 56 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,640 Yeah, you're with Daniel O'Connor? 57 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,840 Mm-hmm. 58 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:28,120 Cool. Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 59 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,120 I've had a lot of sex outside. 60 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:35,760 I used to work for an attorney. I had sex in his office. 61 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:37,440 Really? You fucked a boss? 62 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,720 No, not with him. 63 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,740 Just in his office. Just in his office? 64 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:41,499 Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,000 Did you get caught doing that? No. 66 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,000 Have you ever been caught having sex? 67 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,280 No. No? 68 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,240 Something to be proud of? Any other? 69 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,180 Places that stand out in your business? 70 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:56,660 The bathroom of a Panera Bread. 71 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:58,540 Really? Mm-hmm. 72 00:02:58,940 --> 00:02:59,940 I think that's it. 73 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:05,140 So, tell us a little bit about yourself. How old are you? 74 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,360 I'm 21. 75 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,380 21? 76 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,100 And I'm a massage therapist. 77 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:11,380 Yeah? Do you give a happy ending? 78 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,720 No. 79 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,500 Only if they're lucky. No, never. 80 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,600 And I do yoga. 81 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,400 You actually... 82 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:24,410 before you can put your leg over your shoulder. 83 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:27,570 But you've never tried that in, like, a sex show? 84 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:32,710 No, I mean, I think I've gotten it close, but... Maybe we can try that 85 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:33,710 today. Maybe. 86 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:34,810 So, you're 21. 87 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:38,830 You seem a little freaky, but not in a bad way. 88 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,050 So, you've been with girls. 89 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:45,930 What about youth? Anal? Do you like anal? I like anal. 90 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,870 How old were you when you first did? 91 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,280 First date anal? 92 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:53,300 19. 19? 19 was a big year for me. 93 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,040 Yeah, I didn't try to love anything then. 94 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,240 So yeah, how many times have you done anal? 95 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:01,959 A lot. 96 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,380 A lot? A lot of times. With toys or? 97 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:08,080 Yeah, mostly with toys and fingers. 98 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:09,780 Cool. 99 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:14,980 So anal, girl, threesome. Have you done any threesome? 100 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:18,180 Yeah. What kind of threesome? Two guys, two girls? 101 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,320 I've done two with two girls. 102 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,800 Two girls? 103 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,020 What about two guys? 104 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,240 Never. Would you be down to try something like that? 105 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,940 Maybe. Maybe? 106 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:34,580 So you said you like cum. Do you know what a facial is? 107 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,920 I do. 108 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,800 Have you had many facials before? 109 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:39,840 Yeah, 110 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,260 I like to swallow. 111 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,000 So sometimes it gets on my face. Can you stick your tongue out? 112 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:51,290 So before we start this video, why don't you just give us a little preview of 113 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:54,010 what you're working with over there. Oh, down there. Down there? 114 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:55,370 Yeah, let's shoot this. 115 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:57,370 He's a lossy. 116 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,810 You can just pull them out. You don't have to take everything out. 117 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:07,790 All right, we're going to start the video. 118 00:05:14,350 --> 00:05:17,770 So, uh, why don't you just go ahead and unbutton this guy's pants and, uh... 119 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:20,770 Yeah, that's a great idea. 120 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,360 See you next time. 121 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:21,490 This is both. 122 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,600 You've been space fuck before not a cock like this 123 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:26,470 I'm done. 124 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,139 All right. 125 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:27,400 I don't know if I answered before. What is your favorite position? 126 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,500 My favorite position? 127 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:33,560 I like dogs. I like being on top. 128 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,499 On top? 129 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,180 Mm-hmm. All right. Well, we're going to do that first. 130 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,460 Okay. 131 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,140 I know. 132 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:47,120 I dress light for the occasion. 133 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,680 And just jump up on the bed really quick. 134 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:56,540 And stand up. 135 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,659 Stand up? 136 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,140 Yeah, and bounce up and down. 137 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,700 All right, so which way do you want to face on top first? 138 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,120 I got really wet doing that. 139 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,340 I don't care. 140 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,500 Make sure you look at the camera as much as possible. 141 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,660 God, 142 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:20,380 this is good. 143 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,540 shit on you. 144 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,880 Nice. 145 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440 Wow. 146 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:07,190 What? 147 00:35:46,890 --> 00:35:47,890 Move. 148 00:37:00,669 --> 00:37:01,670 Okay, so I'm gonna go upstairs. 149 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,540 Mmm. 150 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,760 One more. 151 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,920 One. 152 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480 One more. 153 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,760 One more. 154 00:40:57,859 --> 00:41:01,400 So how was it? Delicious. 155 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,680 Delicious. 156 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:09,010 How was your video? Was it what you expected? 157 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:13,930 No, but it was awesome. I came really hard, like six times. 158 00:41:14,290 --> 00:41:16,350 Really? Yeah, my pussy is kind of sore. 159 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:22,430 All right. Well, first of all, what was your favorite part of the video? What's 160 00:41:22,430 --> 00:41:23,430 your favorite? 161 00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:26,990 Doggy style was pretty awesome. 162 00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:30,090 Cool. Got a little shot when I mentioned the anal there. 163 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:36,130 I do like it. Well, I'm just so sweet and virginal. 164 00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:39,110 Can I save it for next time? Sure. 165 00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:43,070 Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to let you get cleaned up. 10899

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