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>> She's stolen my wallet.

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>> Hey!

Got you.

My name is Wesley Stankovich. I'm a

police detective with New Scotland Yard.

I don't care if it doesn't sound

British.

No, I'm on holiday.

My pocket has just been picked and I

have a photograph of the culprit. Now,

can I have some men over here

immediately?

My identification?

She got that, too.

And my passport.

>> [panting]

>> I know it sounds simple-minded,

but the first step in the cure is to

stop stealing.

You have to take that step or it won't

work.

I don't want it to work.

I don't come here to be cured. I come

here to talk to somebody. Talk to your

father.

He'd have a nervous breakdown.

Why are you still in real estate when

there's a depression going on?

No, the market's coming back.

You haven't asked me for money lately.

How are you surviving?

I get by.

The lives of children are invisible to

their parents, and the lives of parents

are invisible to their children.

I haven't been a child for very long

time, Papa.

I had noticed.

Do you want me to move out? Why?

So you can have your invisible life. I

do have my invisible life.

Where would you live?

I'm very independent.

Well, since you're talking to me, I want

you to confront the truth and deal with

it.

You are a kleptomaniac.

I do deal with it.

I can't resist. It's so [sighs]

thrilling.

But I only steal from the rich, like

you.

I don't steal.

You take all this money per hour, per 50

minutes, to tell me I'm a kleptomaniac.

And then you say that's not stealing?

Where do you think I get the money to

pay for this? It comes out of their

pockets and into yours.

D N A?

Scotland Yard.

Oh, I see.

The guy, this Brit,

a pain in the ass.

Tell him to go to his embassy.

What?

So what am I supposed to do? Hold his

hand?

This is not lost and found.

So,

we have to catch his thief for him.

No.

Sorry.

I cannot spare any man.

This is a tourist season.

If we don't like the term kleptomaniac,

can we say that you're

obsessive

about stealing?

Enthusiastic.

Excuse me.

All right.

Tell me about the new girl. That's what

you really want to talk about.

She's got a wholesomeness

that's positively offensive.

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>> I adore her.

After one look? That's how it happens.

Well, not to everyone.

To me.

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>> Can you cure me?

You don't want to be cured.

What are you doing here?

You're my mother.

I need a mother.

How's your English,

Jean?

Ah, I'm speaking from very good English.

Uh-huh.

I'm taking you off traffic duty.

Huh?

There's a British policeman in town and

he's had his pocket picked.

I want you to liaise with him and try to

help him get his wallet back. Huh?

They've got his details somewhere

outside. You can call him and tell him

where to meet you. Huh?

Yes, sir, Captain.

Wait a minute.

Take off that uniform.

You mean here? Now? No, I mean I don't

want you to be in uniform.

Not you.

You're now a plainclothes person. Huh?

It's a promotion. You like that. Huh?

Just take care of that Brit.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you very much, little Captain.

>> [sighs]

>> Christ.

Time's up. Mommy wants her money.

>> [snorts]

>> No, thanks.

Are you waiting for someone? Yes, and

you'd better not be here when he

arrives.

Look, I happen to be a police officer.

So am I.

A cop.

There must be something on her. She's

not a first-timer. She knows how to do

this.

If she has a passport or an ID card, it

will be in the computer. Here, take

this.

I'll keep looking. You get that to

headquarters.

>> Okay.

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>> I lead a life of total fantasy.

Total

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>> desire.

Total impulse.

Even I sometimes doubt that it's real.

I'm here to examine it.

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>> Tell me one of your dreams.

Make me feel I'm earning my money.

She's in the stadium. The big [music]

marble one.

Sitting at the inner end, way up high,

overlooking the world.

Holding a parasol to keep the sun off

her.

Her legs are [music] crossed. Her feet

are bare. She's entirely

self-sufficient.

She needs no one.

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>> In the distance, I enter from the

street.

It's like Lawrence [music] of Arabia.

Where the dot on the horizon turns into

[music] a horseman riding towards us.

You see your dreams as movies?

Dreams are movies.

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>> Movies are dreams.

It's masochistic, isn't it?

Falling in love is a masochistic thing

to do. God, you're a pessimist.

You know, that's why I pay you all this

money.

So I can struggle with you.

So I can resist you.

So I can defeat you. Go on.

Proceed with your humiliation by this

innocent and uncaring young person.

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>> That's what's happening, all right.

I don't know why.

I need you to please have mercy on this

feeling [music] I have for you.

I need real mercy.

Can you please just allow yourself to

feel a little mercy?

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>> Don't you see what I go through for you?

I love you!

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>> You treat this situation as if it were

something you owned.

It [music] doesn't mean anything to her.

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>> Yeah.

Yeah.

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>> I don't have any money. I don't want

your money.

What do you want?

It's kind of embarrassing to say.

May as well.

I love you.

Well,

that's very nice.

No, it's not. I'm making a fool of

myself chasing you around.

I had to tell you. I had to see you

again. I love seeing you. Is that all

right?

Well, no, I wouldn't say it's all right.

You're a woman,

which is a bit unusual, and you're a

thief,

which I hope you don't mind me saying is

something that I really don't want any

part of.

I was thinking we could have coffee.

I'm a brilliant personality. You'd

really like me.

That's one very good reason not to have

coffee with you.

I don't want to like you.

I don't, forgive me for saying this,

even want to know you.

If it were anybody else but me, I would

say I couldn't blame you. But I'm really

not the person you think I am.

You're not a lesbian pickpocket. Well,

that's not so bad. Excuse me.

15 minutes, and I'll never bother you

again. Uh-uh.

Hey.

You.

Do you know this woman? No, she's

harassing me.

You are under arrest for Is harassment

against the law in this country? No.

>> Yes, it is.

>> No, it isn't. You are under arrest for

stealing my wallet, my passport, and my

police identification card, which I

would like to have back now, please. You

can't blame me because you lost your

wallet. What makes you think it was me?

>> You took it when you rubbed up against

me. You rubbed up against me, you

pervert. You think you can use your

authority as a police officer to put

your hands all over young women? I did

no such thing.

Yeah, well, it's not going to sound too

good in court when I tell them what you

did to me. You think you can come on

vacation to a foreign country and the

rules don't apply? You people have been

victimizing us for centuries. Give us

back the Elgin Marbles and stop LOOKING

AT MY BREASTS. SHUT UP. HE TOUCHED ME AT

THE ACROPOLIS AND CHASED ME DOWN HERE.

HE TOUCHED ME AGAIN.

>> YOU.

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>> MIRANDA.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Not very far.

I don't know.

You haven't come to church lately.

And you used to confess to me.

When was the last time that happened?

Perhaps

you have nothing to confess.

I don't know.

I don't know what sin is anymore.

Is it because you're discovering new

ones?

Or is it because you are growing the

church?

Take your own way, my young friend.

But don't outgrow me.

How's your mother?

Why don't you ever get dressed?

It's too hot to get dressed.

I don't look good in clothes.

Virginia Woolf said,

"The older one grows, the more one likes

indecency."

She never goes out.

She's in love with herself.

She has good taste.

She misses your father.

So do I.

She right her name.

I lost my keys.

I need some money.

I lost everything.

This is the only time you remember to

come home.

This has got to stop. I know.

How much?

50.

100.

I should have buzzed.

I think you dropped these.

And this. Miranda.

It's a beautiful name.

It's really not the money that I want. I

wish it were.

It's all right. I found it.

Thank you very much.

I don't feel the situation calls for a

reward.

>> I don't want that either. Come on,

please not discuss what you want. Well,

who's this?

Hi.

I'm Becky.

Miranda dropped her stuff and I just

Where did she go?

I don't know. When will she be back? Not

today. She doesn't live here. Where does

she live?

She doesn't tell me. She doesn't approve

of me.

She's not easy to please.

You seem to know her. Well,

The meter's running.

The mother's a

Do you think there could be a

inside Miranda waiting to be released?

I don't know. I would have to see her.

Do you think is a judgmental word?

Well, you used it.

You must mean something by it.

Yes.

I'm confused.

I'm totally random.

Totally [music] uncontrolled.

There's no structure to my life.

I'm wandering aimlessly, distracted by

this, distracted by that. [music]

Tick tick tick tick tick.

Perhaps I should have you committed.

I've lost a lot of ground. You're going

to see her again.

She could have you arrested for

stalking. It's not illegal here. Not by

the letter of the law,

but if they want you for it, they'll get

you.

Uh But you see, she hasn't reported me.

How do you know? Because if she had,

there'd be more people after me than

just the Brit.

She hasn't reported me. She loves me.

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>> Romantics [music] like Schopenhauer

crave solitary experience.

Yet they can't stand being alone.

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>> All right. That was good.

Um I rather have you place your fingers

like this.

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>> You're having a fantasy.

You seek someone who embodies that

fantasy,

but it's impossible she can do it for

long.

Fantasy is a secret place we live,

but

we must reconcile it with what we have.

It's a dangerous business.

Life, my dear doctor, is contradictions.

That's all it is.

Illogical.

Stupid.

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>> You know, you played that so

beautifully.

I'm going to give you a little kiss for

a reward.

I cannot allow myself to be made a fool

of by a girl.

The reputation of the British police

force is at stake. The reputation of

Britain is at stake.

You are quite right.

>> I know I'm right.

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>> You're so brave.

I'm here to help you. So, you've been

stuck with taking care of the crazy

Brit, hm?

It is my duty and my pleasure.

I'm on your side.

Did you get any matches for the

photograph? No. Not all the identity

cards have been computerized yet.

Not the passports.

Perhaps tomorrow.

Though I doubt it.

But it's okay. We will find here. Don't

worry.

For now, it is important that we are

vigilant.

We are

on the job.

Are you married? Yes.

Do you have children?

>> No.

Don't you want children?

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>> No, I haven't thought about it lately.

Why don't you have children? Just hasn't

So,

you need someone

who can give you children then. I can't

read this menu. What does this say? So,

do you want children or don't you? Yes,

yes, but that's not at the forefront

right now. At the forefront right now is

getting something to eat and catching

that girl.

>> No, we're not going to catch the girl

tonight.

>> Why not?

Because it's too dark.

We will not be able to see anything.

And

anyway,

the girl

is back at home.

Alone.

In the bed.

Look, I don't want to see fountains. I

want to find the girl.

Fountains are symbols.

>> Of what?

That's a little pagan, isn't it? And

you're on vacation. So, where is your

wife? I'm not on vacation anymore. I've

got one mission, to find that thief.

If we catch all the criminals, we will

finish by landing ourselves in jail.

What kind of police officer are you? The

kind who, when I arrest you, you don't

mind.

Hey!

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>> It's not your fault.

You are under so much pressure.

This is not typical of me.

No?

I've always thought that the British are

so conservative. Well, not me.

I'm the afraid one.

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>> Defenseless.

In a strange man's bed.

Without clothes on.

Nude.

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>> With a weak smile.

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>> Aren't you taking pictures?

I'm not really into that. I'd rather

just feel it. How original.

Are you Greek? Half.

What's the other half? American. Ah. Not

much of a presence anymore in the world,

America. We can still kick your ass.

Sounds exciting. May I invite you for

some coffee?

Gosh.

I don't even know you. Shall I tell you

about myself?

Will it take long? No.

I like you.

I am rich. But don't kidnap me or

anything.

There's no one to pay the ransom.

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>> I'm all alone.

Why are you coming on to me? Ah, that

you have to ask

the Kaiser. The moment I saw you, the

Kaiser told me he wanted you. He said,

"Hey, Friedrich." He calls me Friedrich.

I don't know why. That's not my name.

So, he said, "Hey, Friedrich. You're not

going to let this one go by, are you?" I

kept walking.

But he said,

"Friedrich,

what are you doing?

Speak to that woman. Let's at least be

close to her. You're very beautiful.

Don't you agree?" No.

But you must.

It wouldn't be polite.

Fritz.

Gerhard.

I'd better call you by your real name.

Fritz, I've got to go. But what But can

we meet somewhere? Can I call you?

You've got a telephone number?

Okay.

See you around.

Look, I think we should spread out.

There are only two of us, but we can

still cover twice the area if we work

separately. I've got a map, and I think

I can manage this immediate vicinity.

You take this neighborhood, and we can

rendezvous here. Yes? Yes, if you

insist.

Can we go meet for lunch? I don't want

to think about lunch. Yes, but we have

to think about lunch. This is Greece.

And afterwards, we have a nap.

He is fresh.

Go say hey. Hey!

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>> Where are you getting your money? MEN.

WHAT MEN? MEN.

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>> AH, SEE?

The afternoon nap.

At the restorers.

I'd like to get back to work now.

It must be your Slavic blood.

It's just not British the way you make

love. It's a physical function. Don't

dwell on it.

You are British.

She came to my house.

She followed me and let herself into my

house.

She wants to see who you are. She's

playing my game. Exactly. It's a game.

Don't make too much out of it.

She took some risks to do that. It would

have been riskier if she did not do

that. You're a danger to her.

I know.

She has to deal with that.

She's more mature than you are. She

makes decisions and she acts on them.

You went to school to learn this stuff,

huh? That's right.

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>> So wishful. You think in terms of

decisions, of freedom, of choice. The

rest of us do what we have to.

Have you read Freud?

It doesn't matter. I read Freud.

Whoever loves becomes humble.

Those who love have, so to speak,

part of their narcissism. Not bad.

You don't want to face the truth about

yourself. The truth is hard to come by

and overrated. The truth is I don't know

what the truth is. What do you have to

offer this girl? You're a pickpocket.

You have to be a pickpocket to get what

you want in life.

Frankly,

I forgive myself.

You mean you know what you want.

Right now I do.

Get in!

Where's Gina?

Gina cannot drive.

You left before I could offer you any

hospitality.

Oh, no. I was royally entertained. I'm

afraid my father's a little

It must run in the family. I'm not like

that all the time. Just with me and my

mother. Look, I'm sorry. Sorry.

She's very beautiful.

That runs in your family. Otherwise, you

don't see it.

>> No, we're not very much alike.

Of course, when you hang us in the meat

market, the differences do blur.

You're right. You're absolutely right.

Let's go take a look. Oh, don't worry.

There are plenty of people in there to

protect you.

THAT'S THEM. THAT'S THEM.

That one's me.

You see that one?

Look how I'm bleeding inside. It's

awful. My heart all poured out.

And there's your mother.

Shapely, but

how should I say,

surrendering a little

too eagerly, too on the hook.

Still, she'd be delicious with roast

potatoes.

And there's you.

An innocent lamb, only yesterday

frolicking in the pasture.

Let's get out of here.

Shouldn't you get back to stealing?

There's time. The thing about stealing

is that you're your own boss. You can

appreciate the magical moments in life.

Time is always slow, always infinite.

So this is your work.

You don't want to do anything else.

I could become a lawyer or banker and

steal at a higher level. Seems like a

lot of trouble though.

Do you know what Coco Chanel said? I

can't wait.

She said that some people think that

luxury is the opposite of poverty.

It's not.

It's the opposite of vulgarity. Ouch.

I have to practice.

That's her. That's her. Stop the car.

STOP THE BLOODY CAR. TAKE IT EASY.

>> WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP THE

CAR! [screaming]

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>> HEY!

Who is that? I don't know. She's always

with you. I can't get rid of her.

What's your name?

Miranda. Do you have any identification,

Miranda?

I'd like you to call me when you see her

again.

I'm not an informer.

May I have my ID card back? She's a

criminal.

Catch her. That's what I'm trying to do.

I'm afraid I can't help you. Well, don't

help her or you'll be a criminal, too.

Why did you do that?

Didn't you want me to? You know I did.

Well,

I did it.

You're implicated. You've aided a

fugitive from justice and I love you.

Don't get carried away. My name is

Becky.

I don't want to know.

And don't follow me outside. He's

waiting for you.

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>> We simply must get out of here. Come,

I'll take you to paradise.

Why are you persistent?

Love is involuntary.

Love is giving. No, love is something

that you feel.

It's dangerous to think of it as giving.

You start to want things back.

I don't feel it. Do you know Shelley?

I know who he is.

The fountains mingle with the river

and the rivers with the ocean.

The winds of heaven mix forever with a

sweet emotion.

And the sunlight clasps the earth

and the moonbeams kiss the sea.

What are all these kissings worth if

thou kiss

not me?

Hey!

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>> This.

This.

Do you still maintain that you don't

know this woman?

I'm starting to.

What's her name? How do you get in touch

with her?

She does the getting in touch.

Starting to wonder if I'd miss her she

didn't.

What does she want with you?

She wants to recruit me into her gang.

She wants me to be her assistant.

Her accomplice. And you're encouraging

this? No.

I should have just realized that that's

what she does want.

Sometimes you have to say things to know

they're true.

Good luck.

I don't want an accomplice. I work

alone.

If I know you,

I'm your accomplice.

Not legally.

Yes. Legally. Look.

It's me that's following.

>> Come on.

You'd be a lot safer without me.

Security doesn't interest me as much as

it does you.

I'm not a coward. I know. I know. I

actually know that. Come on.

Come on.

This is not my city.

If it were my city, I'd have the little

dodger by now.

Oh.

Is this the way you want to live?

It's like poetry.

You seize it with uncertain

daring.

That's the way it's always been.

I happen to like men.

This is such hard work.

She likes men now.

Women sometimes do.

Her mind is made of magazine articles.

We can't all be towering intellectuals.

You know I feel a real bond with you for

that.

I'm so glad.

It's a privilege to be treating Zara.

She protected me from the police.

I imagine she feels responsible

for her own attractiveness.

She may feel she's getting you into

trouble.

She's right.

In your place I wouldn't think that.

I would take responsibility for what I

do.

Please. I don't pay you all this money

to talk to me in cliches.

You must think your own thoughts.

The ones that fit into your mind.

You're such a moralist.

I believe in morality.

I believe in a good haircut. You believe

in striking attitudes.

All right. You're right. But morality

isn't what you do. It's how you feel

about what you do.

That's very convenient.

It's the least we can do for ourselves.

She saved me today.

I'm waiting till she realizes how she

feels about that.

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>> Thank god

I'm paralyzed.

Who should we call?

The cell

number in her

pocket. Call Samson

Peter.

Which pocket?

Call it.

Call it.

Nice try.

YOU ARE

THE WORST.

I KNOW. Wave the pigeons away when they

land.

If they on you, no one will be able

to find you.

Are you going to be okay here all alone?

Let's go.

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>> You will not be able to do it for a

while.

Will you?

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>> Do you know what love is?

Yes.

Do you really know what love is? No.

Good. Then tell me about it. I hate to

listen to people who know things.

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>> This is not a sexual act. You are going

to jail for a long time.

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>> I'M COLD.

BRAVO.

BRAVO.

Oh my god.

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>> Oh oh.

>> WITH THIS RING, I BE WED. NO.

I don't want to marry you.

I don't want to marry anybody.

Well, that won't be easy to take off.

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>> Where's the bathroom?

I think it's that way.

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>> I'd like to finish an evening with her

sometime.

If she wanted it that way,

it would happen.

It's like Valérie says,

do you know Valérie?

The beautiful is that which fills us

with despair.

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>> I tell you what.

Let's go up there and have lunch.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on.

We can do this for the rest of our

lives.

Nice place to commit suicide.

No, no, I didn't mean you. I want to.

She was such a good student.

Miranda,

I thought very carefully about what I'm

going to say to you.

And

I'm convinced it's the best thing

for both of us.

Miranda,

will you marry me?

Marry you?

It's my dream.

And I want it to be your dream. Don't

answer now.

Just just think about it.

Apart from making me the happiest man in

the world,

it would work for us.

All right, I don't even want the money,

like don't worry about it. I've got lots

of it.

Of course,

if you still have the cards,

without PIN numbers, they are not much

use.

You wrote down the PIN numbers on a

piece of paper in your wallet. Ah, so

you cleaned out my accounts on the ATM.

Hmm.

Only up to the daily limit. I went back

a few times, and then I'm afraid I threw

them all out.

So sadistic.

I do like you.

Forgive me for addressing you like a

lady of the evening, but did I buy some

time with you?

Why is it only the vulgar rich?

I could nurture your talent, get you

engagements, coach your career.

We'd be a great team.

Let's see what they have here.

I will order everything. Not that I will

eat it.

Are you happy here?

Happy?

Are you satisfied picking pockets in

this

ruined country?

Don't you want to come away with me?

Where would you take me to? To a whole

other life.

There is no use trying to describe it. I

can

give you absolutely anything you want.

Ah, you're the devil.

>> Ah, at last. You've uncovered the true

me.

Will you think about it?

I guess I'll have to. What's wrong?

Would you please not stare at my friend?

She wants me to stare at her.

And if you look under the table, you

will see that her legs are crossed

towards me. Women love the devil.

It's

My darling.

Hmm. Is he flirting with you?

He winked at me.

Did you wink at her?

All right, so what? I winked at her.

You wanked at her?

Wink, you idiot. Past tense of wink.

Nice company. It's better than nothing.

Miranda,

it's not easy to keep her in one place.

But I think I've just succeeded.

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>> I want to marry a woman.

Do you have any particular woman in

mind?

Yeah.

And you want me to marry you.

I don't know. I didn't think about that.

You came to me to talk about it.

Yes.

In a case like this, I speak for the

church.

I don't think the church is there yet.

I don't know if I'm there yet.

I don't know if we'll ever be.

Why do you want to marry a woman?

I don't mean why are you attracted to

her.

I can understand that.

I mean,

why get married?

Yes.

There are different kinds of marriage.

I meant

I want to live with a woman.

Then I've lost you.

As a priest, maybe.

But as a father?

Bring me a father problem,

and I'll see what I can do.

What happened to your faith?

You know,

it's just possible

that God is as vulnerable as we are.

What's he doing? Bribing you with heaven

or blackmailing you with hell?

Excommunicating me.

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>> Do you want children?

Not yet.

Do you want a dog?

Not really.

Do you want a cat?

I'm allergic.

What about a bird? Do you want a bird?

It's too depressing to see them in

cages. They don't know they're in cages.

I don't want one.

I love you.

I know.

Do you love me?

>> [snorts]

>> Sure.

All on your takings as a pickpocket.

I want to live like a gentleman.

I go to work all day and she stays home

and makes dinner and thinks about me.

So it's perfect. No, she still has her

own place.

She won't tell me where it is. She won't

tell her mother where it is.

She's still not 100%

there.

Clever girl. Yeah.

Faster than me, which is saying

something.

I've never met anyone before who was

faster than me.

Except you, of course, doctor.

And what does she think about your

profession?

I don't know.

I don't know if she knows.

One day at a time.

Cohabiting with the woman may be enough

on her plate. Don't you ever have a

happy thought?

I want you to be happy.

Well, try a little harder.

I'm aware, doctor,

that paradise is a fragile and fleeting

state.

So is she.

We're both treating it with all possible

tact.

We're in midair, where we belong.

Hello. Yoohoo.

What a surprise.

Come and have dinner.

How did you find this place?

I've known it for a while.

You live better than I do.

I make more money than you do.

What do you do?

I move funds.

It's hard to understand. You're in

business? No.

She's a snob about business.

It's more of an intellectual thing. I

mean, I like to think so.

Well, I hope you're paying your own way.

Oh, yeah, she's very independent.

That's why we're friends.

Are you meeting any boys?

We go out looking for them, but

we're keeping our eyes open.

Well, I'm sure they're looking for you.

Oh, yeah.

They're not all They only want one

thing.

We're choosy.

Mhm, I'm glad to hear it.

You got me.

I surrender. I don't see that you have

much choice.

To tell you the truth, I've been looking

forward to this moment.

>> Mhm.

First time I saw you and touched you,

stayed in my memory.

Something in me just wants to surrender

to you.

It would be worth giving up my freedom

and sacrificing my career just to have

you

I want to be your prisoner.

I'm afraid this is my stop. HEY!

>> [laughter]

>> HEY, STOP HER! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!

SHE'S A THIEF! FIND THE POLICEMAN! Stop

her!

This is Riga.

THIS IS WESLEY STRIKER.

I'M HANDCUFFED TO A METRO car and I

don't have any keys.

You what?

>> [music]

>> I'M HERE! I'M HERE!

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>> WESLEY?

Don't worry.

I'm here.

I forgot the keys.

But don't you worry. I I will call

someone.

Ne?

Yes. Ne. Ne, I mean yes.

Over.

Okay. They're coming to meet us.

Um

Wesley?

I'm glad we have this minute alone

together here.

Uh

something important I have to tell you.

What?

I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm pregnant.

Can't you take a pill or something?

Why don't you have me now?

I don't want you now.

Well, when will you want me?

We'll see.

Perhaps you'll never want me again.

Could be.

I was so happy.

Oh.

I'll probably get bored and want you.

Mhm.

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>> What the hell did you get broccoli for?

I hate broccoli.

>> [music]

>> It's all they had that was fresh.

Broccoli?

Stop whining.

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[panting]

>> I know that scream.

Let's get out of here and let someone

else find him. No.

They'll say you did it. Why would they

say that? This is policeman.

They'll talk to everybody. They'll talk

to us. Who are us? Where do you work?

There won't be any doubt in their minds

that you killed him.

What do we do?

Move the body.

Where? He's huge. He can't stay here.

When morning comes, everyone's going to

see him.

Becky?

I've got something here I need help

with.

Can you come over?

Sure.

What?

Who's he? A policeman.

How did he die?

>> He was trying to get into our place to

arrest me when he fell.

Are you living together?

>> [sighs]

>> Did you kill him? No.

But they'll think she killed him.

I'm a thief.

And a lesbian.

And that's a dead cop.

You're living with a dyke?

Please don't shout.

If anyone hears us, it's all over.

You're living with a goddamn homosexual.

Are you a homosexual? Is she going to be

a problem? Yes.

Are you listening to me? No.

Unfortunately, I can hear you. And so

can everyone else.

What do you propose?

To move the body. Make it look like

suicide. Quickly, before they wake up.

Why don't somebody commit suicide?

On the cabanas.

I did it myself once.

He's large. It would take four men to

get him up there. Men?

Miranda? Are you a priest today or a

father?

Which one do you need?

Gerard, for God's sake, answer your

phone.

Ah, Becky.

Will you ever be more than a buzz in my

pants?

Gerard, I need you to be a man.

At last.

When

will I have the pleasure of making you

submit?

Professor Audley?

And this fellow is dead, I take it.

And uh

how did he die?

It was an accident, but the police won't

think so.

We're going to move him. Move him?

Where?

The top of the cabanas.

It's a long way.

Just the what um

five

uh four of us?

God has inhaled again, it seems.

This is my piano professor.

Hello.

Hello. Uh you're going to help with the

uh

It will be a sort of funeral.

You will have two of them. One here and

one in London.

See, he's uh he's British.

My car is outside.

We can get halfway up the mountain with

it.

Have a little bit of chai.

Don't be so gloomy.

Everything's going to be fine.

No. I'm not going to help a dyke who

seduced my daughter.

A lesbian?

If you can get her to declare herself

about anything, let me know.

He's been extensively damaged.

I hope you enjoyed yourself. You are

one-upping the devil. I'm not sure I

approve.

So,

will you help us?

Oh, very well.

I refuse to be outdone.

Who takes what?

He's rather heavy. Can I have my

chauffeur do it?

No.

Your buttocks are extremely agreeable. I

can't wait to take the weight of them.

That's my father. Ah.

How do you do?

He's younger than I am. I should be

ashamed of myself. Don't worry.

An understanding father. I like him

already.

Were you born looking English? Where's

your role, little thing? Up front, I'm

afraid, with the corpse.

Can't be much fun. No, it's fine. He's

not hard yet.

I am.

I didn't mean that.

>> [sighs]

>> All right. All right. All right. All

right. All right.

God damn it.

Well, come on. Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Lesbian.

Who goes on top when you do it?

It's better than nothing.

You like to say that.

We should never belittle nothing.

Nothing

has its satisfactions.

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>> I go to seek a great perhaps

Rabelais. Do you know Rabelais?

What's blind to former

>> [snorts]

>> as to future fate?

What mortal knows his pre-existent

state?

Pope.

But what does it mean, really?

Life?

For an Englishman?

Hot water bottles, I guess.

Death, I meant. We all get through it.

We don't know the value of death.

But to be in love

is surely the greatest of pleasures.

I have to agree with the priest.

Are you ready to surrender to me, or

shall I

turn you in?

Miranda, do you know how I feel about

you?

No.

I'd have to feel the same way to know

how you feel. Come on, Englishman. Let's

see if you've got one single interesting

thing to say.

That was fun, huh?

I haven't got rid of a body in a long

time.

See you in church.

So,

what do you want to do?

I don't know.

You want to go watch a movie?

I don't know.

You want to grab something to eat?

I'm not hungry.

You want to go for a walk?

I don't see how else we're going to get

home.

Who are you smiling at?

Home.

What happened?

Traffic duty.

>> [music]

>> I had a good day.

Still lots of wallets?

Still Miranda's heart.

I'm still chasing her.

She's like Mrs. Darling.

Who?

Didn't you ever read Peter [music] Pan?

Wendy's mother had a kiss in the corner

of her mouth that Mr. Darling could

never quite [music] get.

You found something you can't steal.

I live with a sense of promise.

Did you say you know [music] Valerie?

Nothing is more delicious than a

promise.

There's a savor of reality in that.

You're progressing.

You give me courage. [music]

I'll steal it yet. More progress.

Better to steal hearts than money.

Yes, my treatment's over.

Doctor, are you listening?

I'm just getting [music] some tissues.

You've cured me.

It's time to stand [music] on my own two

feet.

I feel better now.

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>> Old Santa Claus is coming to town.

>> [singing]

>> Santa Claus is coming. You're the one I

love. The one I love. Sweet Sue. [music]

Sweet Sue. Just you. Just [singing] you.

Have the moon up high. Moon up high. The

reason why.

>> [music]

>> The reason why. Sweet Sue. Sweet Sue.

Just [singing]

you. Just you.

>> [music]

>> No one else could see. Could see.

She's in my dreams. In my dreams. And

darling, I don't know what to do.

Keep me

>> [music]

>> shining bright. Shining bright.

All the time. All the time. Sweet Sue.

Sweet Sue.

>> [music]

>> Just you.

Just you.

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>> Old [music] Santa Claus is coming. Santa

Claus is You're the one I love. The one

I love. Sweet Sue. Sweet Sue. Just you.

Just [music and singing] you. Have the

moon up high. Moon up high. The reason

why. The reason why. Sweet Sue.

>> [music]

>> Sweet [singing] Sue. Just you.

Just you. No one else could see.

Could see. She's in my dreams.

>> [music]

>> In my dreams. And darling, I don't know

what to do.

Keep me shining bright. Shining bright.

All the time. All the time.

>> [music and singing]

>> Sweet Sue. Sweet Sue. Just you. Just

you.

>> [music]

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>> Bravo.