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Thank you.

Ugh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh.

oh oh

Oh.

Well, it took me until two in the morning to finally blow their brains out

and get them off to sleep so I could go back to work.

By then, all the winners were booked.

Finally scored one old geezer who couldn't finish and, uh, oh, yeah, quick

head job in a sports car.

And for foam rubber steering wheels.

You really like that, don't you? Like it.

Does Mother Harry like his head?

The American girl has such pictures.

Why don't you just say I've got a dirty tongue and get it over with?

Susie, I wasn't complaining.

In fact, you have some pretty... Oh, you just get yourself back down on that

couch while I finish my coffee.

I was just going to say something nice about your busy little tongue.

Oh, I know what you were going to say.

I can see it twitching all the way over here.

Why don't you take a shower, wash that stuff off?

He had me servicing a convention at the Stradler Shelton.

You know, that bastard let me there without any relief for a six-hour shift.

I had to change the bed twice and wear a black stocking three times.

And on the end of it, I got one of these hair freaks and I had to shampoo before

I could get home.

Old Susie Q is about ready to jump the fence into another pasture. This is too

much like work.

You don't mean that, do you?

Oh, no.

I'm really just kidding.

Look, I haven't forgotten about Harry and how crazy he is about that black

snake whip of his.

Even to kid about it is a pretty dangerous thing. You know, trying to

split the scene is the worst we could ever do. I know. Look, I'm only kidding.

Don't make a federal case out of it, huh?

Okay. Now tell me, what are we going to do about the new girl? How do we break

her in?

Well,

damn to find out, Norma Jean.

You and I could do it, I suppose, if you want to. She's really cute.

No, Harry wouldn't like that.

He wouldn't want her to fall for one of us. You know, he thinks she's the type

who really would enjoy her work.

Hey,

how about our weekend weirdos?

You mean those naughty goofballs up at the monastery?

Sure, why not?

Those cats really know what it's all about.

Our little virgin cherry can really get her jollies over there.

Yes, we can too.

Now, we should check it out tomorrow.

Make sure it's still okay to bring strangers in.

You really like that, don't you?

Mm-hmm.

While you're down there, how about doing an old friend a favor?

Thought you'd never ask.

Thank you.

I thought you were supposed to say forward and then she put a new girl.

What are you talking about, Norma?

Come on a little closer and I'll show you.

Yeah?

Harry said I should come here to see Norma and Sue.

I'm Cassie.

Okay, hi.

Hi.

You're repeating yourself, Kathy.

We all know why you're here.

Well, where do we start?

That's the spirit.

You look like you're pretty well equipped for your work, but let's see

you in a bikini anyway.

Come on.

Here, you ought to find something in all this to fit.

Okay. You don't have to pull in a minute, okay?

Think you can handle her?

No trouble whatsoever.

So your mother had his new flower child, huh?

I guess.

Sit down and have a drink.

Sit down and relax.

Thank you.

What the hell is that?

Just a friend.

about him all night?

No, will you tell me?

There's nothing to tell, really. Just the experience of going there and doing

it.

So tell me about yourself.

Where'd you come from?

What's your scene?

Oh, you know, a small town, small town girl comes to a big city, you know.

No, I don't know. Tell me about it. Roll over.

I just came here, knocked around for a while, and...

Aum.

oh oh

Oh.

ah oh

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

Oh!

you

um um

Ugh.

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

oh oh oh

Mother of God.

I love you.

No. No.

Oh.

No. No.

Oh.

oh oh

is all about yeah now you're ready to make a living doing what comes naturally

the unnatural will teach you wow i had no idea it would be like

that it was so groovy it was so hot and so tingly and wow so many different ways

of doing it i didn't know my body could do so much and make me feel so good and

make good money too just think about that all the sex you can handle

Independence, good living, and a bank account.

Of course.

You've got no friends.

Your doctor bills are higher. There's always at least one guy living off you.

And the fuzz are rough when you're busted.

Oh, and if you're caught with a celebrity, your picture's all over the

world in the papers.

Yeah, it'll be a different life for you.

We will become your closest friends and replace your parents and all outside

influences. But enough of this stuff.

Let's go down to basic training, okay?

You know, occasionally, a gentleman wants to take you home to his wife.

So you'll have to learn how to do three-way split, you know, three of

them, and how to handle girls.

Do you think you can do that?

Okay, by me, where do we start?

oh oh

Thank you.

Oh.