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Original subtitles

Keep going, Luiza.

Anyway, I want to talk about this employer-employee relationship,

the fact that the CLT (Brazilian Labor Law) has come to bring together employee rights.

Umm, the right to a Christmas bonus salary...

vacation and retirement rights. And we know that it's still not enough.

Perfect! Perfect! You're perfect!

And when is this seminar coming?

Umm, next week.

And everything is done already?

Well, not quite. It's still missing some details, not much though.

Wow, it looks very good to me. What else is missing?

You're wonderful!

Well, I want to talk more about the CLT, about the disrespect,

about...the indifference towards the workforce.

Umm, but isn't this seminar next week?

Why are you working on this now? You should enjoy your Friday.

Valentina, I have responsibilities.

I'm on a scholarship, no one is paying for me.

Couldn't you find...a more relevant subject to talk about?

-Seriously, Valentina? -Yeah!

Look, Valentina! If this isn't relevant to you, it is to me.

There are lots of people starving, and continuing to work in the slave system.

Don't you see the news?

Luiza, look, my mother is an entrepreneur.

I can say for sure, It's just employees taking advantage of labor rights

bringing medical excuses all the time. It sucks!

Taking advantage of labor rights?!

I can't believe you're going to graduate from the same law school as me.

Well, I'm not the one that is saying that.

Just meet with any entrepreneur, talk to them, and they will tell you.

It's a bunch of employees taking them to court, for nothing.

-Guys, it's getting hard for the employers. -Guys, I'm sorry, but I can't take it!

If you aren't mature enough to listen to someone who has a different opinion from yours...

I have no maturity? You're an asshole, Valentina!

Stupid!

Luiza!

Wow, you're sister put on quite a show, huh?

She's just completely clueless.

But I think you can teach her common sense, Igor!

Don't you agree?

Honey, can you help me make copies? It's hard to stay here.

Okay.

-Come on. -See you guys.

I was too hard on her, wasn't I?

Do you honestly believe this nonsense you just said?

Igor, don't you know me? Of course not!

Are you nuts?

I only said that, because I wanted to piss Luiza off.

Have you seen how hot she is when she is angry?

Hot...Careful, okay?

Careful with that sense of humor, people may believe you think that way.

I could care less!

I'll go after Duda, okay?

Stay out of trouble, okay?

Go on!

-I love you, asshole. -I love you too!

Nerd!

Luiza?

Luiza?

Luiza!

What are you doing here?

I'm waiting on Duda.

Oh, I saw her passing by with... with Igor thirty minutes ago.

Shit, what time is it?

It's almost eleven. I'm closing the place, okay?

Come on!

-Okay? -Gosh, I will have to run to catch the bus.

No, Luiza, don't take a bus now. They only pass by hourly.

Take a taxi around the corner, it's much faster.

Okay.

Be safe!

Thank you!

Pick up, Eduarda! Pick up!

Shit.

Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol.

Did I scare you?

I didn't even notice it was you.

What are you doing here?

I was here praying, you know... that no ghosts would show up.

Apparently, It didn't work.

Luiza?

It's late for you to be here by yourself. Go home.

I know.

I'm waiting for the bus, but it's not coming for another hour.

An hour? Take a taxi!

I have an idea...get on, I'll give you a ride.

You must be crazy to think that I would ride on this thing with you.

Okay then.

Okay...I'm coming with you.

But don't be a smart ass, please.

Hey?

Won't you thank me?

What for? For putting me in danger the entire way?

Luiza, stop being dramatic, nothing happened.

Drama, Valentina? We could've died!

-Luiza, hold on! -What the hell do you want?

We'll get married one day!

I'm serious!

You're ridiculous, Valentina!

TWO MISSED CALLS FROM DUDA

I'M SORRY, DEAR.

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH IGOR. THE NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS RIDING ALONG WITH HIM.

I CALLED TO TELL YOU, BUT I THINK YOU'RE ALREADY IN BED. I LOVE YOU.

EPISODE 1: THE AWAKENING

Ouch, what a headache.

Luiza, are you awake?

Valentina?

What is this?

Huh?

What are you talking about?

Valentina...what the fuck is this?

Where have you brought me to?

Luiza, we are in...our bedroom.

Our bedroom?

-Are you crazy? -What's happening?

I should be asking you!

What is this? Is this some kind of... reality show?

Is this a...a joke?

-Honey, calm down. -What the hell is this place?

Calm down, you're just confused. Breathe.

Are you kidding me?

Luiza, you're scaring me!

Calm down, wait!

Good morning, my dear sister-in-law!

I tried calling you guys all morning, but you don't answer, do you?

-You must have had a great time in bed... -What kind of joke is this?

-What kind of joke is this? -What are you talking about?

Tina...

I'm glad you are here!

Valentina, you...

Why did you guys bring me into this house? Is this a joke?

What the...is this a fetish of yours? This marriage is really strange.

What marriage? Who is this child?

-Luiza! -Mommy!

Are you okay, son?

Don't talk about our son like that!

I'm your son!

Honey, you're confused. Calm down.

-Calm down, let me help you! -Don't touch me!

-Baby, it's okay. -Don't touch...me!

Luiza!

Luiza, honey!

1,2,3...

-Honey? -Luiza, wake up!

Mom, are you alright?

Kauan?

What are you doing here?

How are you feeling? Is everything alright?

-Where am I? -You're home...and it's alright.

It's alright.

Where are my parents?

Your wife is trying to contact them.

I don't have a wife!

No, let's start from the beggining. Tell me what happened!

I don't know.

I can't remember anything...

I woke up...

I was at this house that... that I didn't recognize.

Valentina was by my side.

And after that?

Then...

Then I went downstairs...

then I saw pictures of everybody...

I'm not sure.

Everybody looked older.

Then a child came in...a boy.

Do...do you know him?

-Okay. -Valentina...she said he is my son.

Luiza I... I'll have to come back here,

we need more time to understand what's happening, okay?

I came to try to understand...

I was trying to contact Luiza's parents, but they haven't seen my calls yet.

I'm glad you...woke up.

What happened to me?

-What have you done to me? -Easy, Luiza. Easy!

Calm down, it's alright. You woke up today with...

with confusion and Valentina called for help.

How come?

You woke up in a state of mental confusion.

I tried to call your parents too, but they haven't seen my calls yet.

I want to see my parents! They will end this fucking joke.

Kauan, what's happening?

Well, first of all, I need to do some tests to understand what's going on.

Okay, but from your experience, what could this be?

As I said...as I said, there's nothing I can say now.

I will need to run some tests, an electroencephalogram, an...

an MRI scan of the brain, and some blood tests.

This way, I can eliminate or confirm any possibility.

When can we do this?

Tomorrow, everything is scheduled at the hospital.

Guys, can you stop talking as if I am not here?

Well, I need to go. It's time to go.

But first, if you need anything, anything for real, anytime...

I'll be available all day, just call me.

Okay? Take care. Stay calm.

I'll walk with you.

No need! I think you guys should talk some.

It's okay! I know the way. Bye!

I want to go home!

Baby, you are already home.

I want to go home!

Okay...I'll take you there.

Hey!

What happened to you?

I brought you something.

-Oh, thank you. -You're welcome!

I love you so much, you know?

My daughter?

Kauan is already here. He's in the living room waiting for us.

-Let's? -Okay, I'm coming.

Dad?

I'm scared.

So, Luiza, how are you feeling?

Feeling anxious.

Kauan, I'm sorry to interrupt, but can you hurry up and tell us the results?

Tell us, Kauan!

What's wrong with my head?

Well, I analyzed the results...

and the MRI ruled out any possibility of a brain tumor.

The EEG did not show any seizure activity,

and the blood test didn't show anything as well.

And...what does it mean?

This is the problem, Luiza. Your tests show that you are neurologically intact.

But why can't she remember anything then?

Well, I talked to some colleagues in psychiatry and psychology...

and we're inclined to believe that... that Luiza suffers from dissociative amnesia.

What does that mean?

It's a type of mental disorder that

normally occurs after a patient experiences a traumatic or stressful situation.

You end up forgetting part of your life.

In your case, you only remember your life from when you were at school

when you were not married or a mother.

And...when will I recover my memory?

Unfortunately, I cannot answer this question for you, Luiza.

But I'm referring you to a colleague, a doctor I trust completely, ok?

Doctor, Alice.

Sorry, Kauan, but we need a deadline.

When will Luiza remember everything?

Unfortunately, I can't answer this question, Valentina.

It can last a day, a month, a year, or even a lifetime.

Luiza may...may never recover her memory.

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