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What a great day for an outing.

And what a better way to mix business with pleasure than to be going to the

country to shoot a scene for a movie.

Taking a small crew with us, director, assistant director and cameraman, plus

the actor and actress, our day's work would be light with a little time for

relaxation later on.

The cameraman, George, and the assistant director were first to arrive and unload

our equipment in an isolated spot that appeared to be a million miles from

everywhere.

The second car was soon behind us with the director and the players, Tammy and

Pete. It was the director's baby from that point on.

All right, kids, you know the action as we rehearsed.

the director called.

We'll try a test shot.

Eaton Tammy went into action.

A million miles from nowhere.

It was pretty obvious that... Whoops.

I thought I saw... No, couldn't be.

Yet, by the look on George the cameraman's face...

Going to take the shot again.

A little more passion, Pete.

There, that's more like it.

Yeah, now move in a little closer and I... Aye, aye, aye.

Look, there's a girl.

This time we all saw her running nymph-like through the forest, blousing

up our film.

But, so what?

Hey George, bring the camera along.

We may get some good shots.

There she goes, over the bridge.

Old Skeptical Lou, the assistant director, isn't so certain he saw what

he thinks he saw.

Maybe she's wearing a blouse made of plastic.

Plastic. Yeah, but transparent?

Well, that's something else.

Give me a hand, our star demanded in her best artistic tone.

Tammy's a good kid, but at times just a little too prissy for her own good.

What's the matter, Tammy?

Haven't you ever seen a girl before?

There's George with his photographer's eye for beauty.

Hey, look what I found.

Well, there was a rock full of something we hadn't planned on seeing.

Look, Pete.

Hey, watch out, Ron. Careful of the camera. Whoops.

You weren't being careful.

I didn't know that these things just don't happen.

I'd swear she was posing for us.

And we don't mind in the least.

What a come on she's got.

But all of us?

Maybe she's got a friend.

Or friend.

Doesn't look much like a den of iniquity, but...

Ron's found the welcoming committee.

Ah, a friend.

Wonder where these girls lost their shirts.

Must be gamblers.

That's not a welcoming committee. That's a whole show.

What a way to be greeted.

Never had we seen such a... hospitality.

Lunch was nearly ready, so as long as we're here, why not take the girls up on

their invitation?

Boys, there's plenty to go around.

Now that's what I should have setting my table every day.

Charm, class, and down boys.

Surprisingly, Prissy Tammy sat beside Lee, although she was still looking down

her nose.

While we were eating, someone got up the nerve to ask Lee and Dolores, our nicely

exposed hostesses, why they happened to be in their... well, how they happened

to be so nicely exposed.

And each, interrupting the other, told us that they were practicing nudists,

sunbathers, if you like, that they felt cramped in clothing and couldn't wait to

get away from the city to run nude here, away from the prudish eyes.

Well, maybe not quite with Tammy looking down her nose at him.

Gee, that was a great lunch, but... Bad.

Did that take our minds off of everything but a little siesta? Lou's

found a good spot.

How about you, George?

Tammy didn't trust this area and hiked back to get her car.

And being a lady of comfort, napping outside just wasn't her idea of

relaxation.

Besides, although she worked with the crew for several weeks, and we were all

on pretty good terms,

She knew that men were still men.

And after the simulating display given by Lee and Dolores, well, at least

inside wasn't outside, and at night he wasn't nude, and there's a certain

security in having a blanket pulled over your head.

Isn't there?

A bed may be comfort to Tammy, but Lee has other ideas.

Over easy.

And what is easier than falling off a log, but not leave?

We hope.

It's true, there are water creatures and land creatures. And Dolores doesn't seem

to want to get her feet wet.

Yet.

Now I know why they call the lucky old sun, the lucky old sun.

And it has nothing to do but roll around Dolores all day.

the boys are sleeping through a good thing.

But fortunately, someone left the camera running.

Guess Dolores got a chill.

Or maybe she just wants a little exercise.

That's part of the whole nudist program.

Lots of good, wholesome exercise.

Bet I could sit here watching her all day.

A fire yet?

You can't be cold, can you?

No, she's just keeping the house warm for cold-blooded Tammy in there.

Going to smoke her out, huh?

Hey, Dolores, you'll roast in here.

Let's go out on the lake.

The guys have all crapped out, so we might as well entertain ourselves.

Yo, heepo.

Yo, heepo.

More exercise?

Not my sport.

But I'll gladly sit and watch.

And what could be a better place to sunbathe than on a raft in the middle of

a lake?

That's the life.

Someone really ought to wake up the crew.

They don't know what they're missing.

Whoops. Must have been a misplaced knothole.

How many knotholes can there be?

Guess there's still some life in the girls yet.

Quite a bit of it, it would seem.

Now there's the kind of woodchoppers Woody Herman should have had.

If they could only play an instrument.

Ah, who cares?

Now that's the way to swing a hatchet.

Really got the action.

Meanwhile, back in the bedroom.

Was it a dream? Or were those girls really naked?

Obviously, there were.

At least, there's Dolores drying the easy way.

Of course, if I had a Turkish towel, I'd gladly offer assistance.

Now there's a picture of real contentment.

After watching those girls sunbathing, I'm not so sure nudism isn't a good

idea. You couldn't ask for healthier looking, shall we say, specimens than

Lee and Dolores?

Lee must be deep in thought.

trying to figure out how to convince poor, straight-laced Tammy that nudism

isn't at all what she thinks.

Maybe Dolores is thinking the same thing, but I doubt it.

However, isn't this the life?

I ask you.

Well, Tammy's up now and thirsty.

Maybe she's trying to wash away her prudish thoughts.

Oh, well, back to the script.

That Tammy wonders if those guys are going to wake up and get back to

photographing that scene

Can't concentrate.

Seems awfully warm in here.

Well, back to the script

It feels so good without tight-fitting clothes that now she can't concentrate

on the lines.

Gee, those girls look like they were having fun running around bare.

Guess she didn't want to study lines anyway.

Too nice a day to stay inside.

Reverting back to her old prissy ways, just as we were getting used to her

finer points.

Well, go ahead.

Tammy's retracing her step.

Going back to take a second look.

And what does she see?

Our gal Lee on the rocks.

Now, doesn't that sound refreshing?

Well, to each his own.

There goes that lucky old son again.

Yes, Lee looked like she was enjoying herself so much that Tammy's interest is

increasing in some days.

But good grief, not on the road.

That's better, Tammy.

You don't want to get carried away.

Now we're getting down to the bare facts.

If Lee can pose in the altogether nothing at all, why can't Tammy?

Why not?

That's it, Tammy.

Off they come.

And you're a member of the club, too.

Well, almost.

Don't these girls do anything but lounge around all day?

And pose?

Come to think of it, why not?

Bet she doesn't know Tammy sneaked out after she got the house too hot for her.

What could be as beautiful as nature?

Freedom?

Serenity?

And what is more beautiful than an unclothed body back to nature?

No tight binding clothes restricting perfect body movement.

But all good things must end, except the crew's sleep, which seems to be going on

and on and on.

Oh, well, not much point of hanging around here.

The crew would never believe her if Tammy told them she'd been romping

through the woods as stark naked as Lee and Dolores.

So what?

Those guys wouldn't appreciate the finer things.

Well, Amy didn't get her scene shot.

Didn't even get her lines learned.

But she did get an education.

Didn't you?