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Roommate meeting.
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Roommate meeting!
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Gogo, what the hell?
I've got a hangover!
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I don't give a [bleep]
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about your hangover,
okay, Brendan?
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I want a roommate meeting,
and I want it now!
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Okay.
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Now, somebody's
been taking [bleep]
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out of the refrigerator
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and throwing it
on the ground,
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and it's pissing me off.
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Is this another one
of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
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No.
And your pranks are stupid.
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- Is it you, Monday?
- What?
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I said,
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somebody's been taking [bleep]
out of the fridge
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and throwing it
on the [bleep] ground.
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And I want to know
who it is,
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because it's not funny!
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Well, what I want to know is,
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who keeps pulling the sheets
off my bed
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and hanging them
from the ceiling fan at night?
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- Was that you, Monday?
- What?
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Have you been taking
everybody's sheets off them
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in the night and hanging them
from the ceiling fans?
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What? No.
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Well, clearly,
someone's been doing that!
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Whoa!
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Who did that?
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Yeah! who the [bleep]
just did that?
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Which one of you
just threw that bottle?
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What are we even talking
about right now?
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Did you [bleep]ing throw
that bottle, Jonald?
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No, Gogo!
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[bleep] you!
I didn't throw it!
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Well, did you [bleep]ing throw
that bottle, Brendon?
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Yeah!
You would do that, Brendon.
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Dude, no!
I didn't throw the bottle!
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Well, somebody threw
that [bleep]ing bottle,
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and you're the one who drew
dicks on everyone's forehead!
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Yeah, you did do that!
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But dicks are hilarious,
though!
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This is just destructive!
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What about you, Monday?
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Did you throw that bottle?
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What bottle?
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The [bleep]ing bottle, dude!
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It just smashed
against the wall,
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and you even said
some [bleep] about it!
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Well, I didn't throw
a bottle.
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Well, obviously,
it wasn't Ping.
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He's got the best grades
in the house.
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Good point, Ping.
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Come on, guys, let's cool it
with the profanity.
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You know Ping's very religious.
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- Aw, Ping!
- Ugh!
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Come on!
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Hello!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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Um, I am Keegan-Michael Key.
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Yes, I'm Jordan Peele.
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And we are Key and Peele.
Thanks for coming out.
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Yep.
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- Tomorrow is Halloween.
- Yes.
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Yes, tomorrow is Halloween.
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- It's a Halloween episode.
- Halloween episode.
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What I don't understand
is monsters
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in horror movies now.
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Like, who wants
to [bleep] monsters?
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Apparently, everybody now.
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- It happened on--
- Twilight.
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Everyone's having sex
with vampires
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and werewolves and everybody.
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I mean, you know,
remember in the '30s?
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Nobody wanted to have sex
with Frankenstein.
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No.
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Square-ass head.
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Bolts coming out of his neck,
you know.
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Frankenstein having sex,
Well, he'd just--
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he could just throw his dick
at a bitch, just--
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Arrgh.
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Brothers and sisters.
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Ah, tonight,
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the newest member
of our family
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will feast
for the first time.
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Ophelia...
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Bring the new blood.
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Ahh.
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Brother Tyrell.
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Welcome to the first night
of your new and--
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What are we wearing here?
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W--
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Uh, i-I'm just wearing
what I got bit in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
Do you have anything black?
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Or, like, pants with laces
up the side of the leg...
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would be good,
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just so you can still see
the skin.
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Uh, no.
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That's not my style,
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so I ain't got none of that
in my closet
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or nothin' like that.
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Okay.
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Anyway, we will tonight
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all feast!
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Come on, man.
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Excuse me?
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I'm just saying,
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y'all over here licking
and--
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and hissing and whatnot.
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If we gonna eat,
then let's eat. damn!
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Y-yes.
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Of course,
we will all feed.
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Okay, yeah, that's enough.
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Spread the meat.
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Crunch!
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Cool. Okay.
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Did any of that
actually get in your mouth?
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'cause, I mean, now--
shoot.
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No wonder y'all's hungry
all the time.
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See--uh-uh, uh-uh.
No, no, no, no.
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See, look,
why y'all gotta hiss
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when you flashin' your fangs?
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You know you can make
your teeth come out
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without doing
all that nonsense.
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See?
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And can you two get a room?
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Seriously, y'all live
in a damn mansion.
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There gotta be some other place
you could do that [bleep].
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I mean, are you two
even lesbians?
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Look, I just don't understand
why everything
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gotta be all sexual
and licky.
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Girl, seriously, man.
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You gotta get your hands
up off me
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'fore I [bleep] you up.
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[bleep] is nasty.
Creepy as [bleep].
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Been touching my nipple
for 15 minutes.
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All this [bleep] y'all
is doing up in here?
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This is just, like,
straight-up gratuitous.
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I got bit on purpose
so I could live forever
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and see future cars.
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Yeah, cyrus,
these pants are uncomfortable.
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And I actually
have a boyfriend.
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And this song has been playing
for, like, two years,
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and it sucks.
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Wow.
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This just seems...
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desperate.
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Okay, "desperate"?
Really, Tristan?
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It's Christian.
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- Really?
- His name ain't even Tristan.
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So do you all
feel this way?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Kinda.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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It's like you can't even get
good friends--
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No, you're not even--
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Okay, and you're leaving now.
That's--
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I mean, you know what,
dog, seriously,
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like, you could fix
this place up.
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It'd be dope, though.
For real.
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Are cars gonna be able
to fly,
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or is everything going to be
on a magnetic track?
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I mean, that's what
I want to know.
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It's no big deal.
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This O-negative
tastes like pennies.
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Oh, I'm sorry about--
Hey, hey.
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No, no, no, nipple play
is for private time.
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What if all of this life
we think we're living
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is just a dream,
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and when we wake up,
you remember all of it?
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This is such bull[bleep],
you guys.
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You guys know
What extras are?
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They are--
They are the unsung heroes
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of the television
and the film industry.
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No, it's true, it's true.
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Yes, because they're
the people that stand
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in the background.
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They don't have lines,
but they make up the world.
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It's fun to us
when you see somebody
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maybe who's new
who doesn't get how to do it.
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- Right.
- Which happens on our show.
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Well, yes.
There was one, our first--
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This is--this is
our favorite encounter...
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Our favorite encounter
that we've ever had.
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With a guy,
and we--to be fair,
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we didn't give him
an exact line.
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We said, all right,
just say what you think
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would come out of your mouth.
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- Jordan's playing Obama.
- Right.
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And this guy
was meeting Obama.
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It was like, "Action!"
and Jordan goes,
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"How you doing?
Nice to meet you, everybody.
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'How you doing?
Nice to meet you."
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He just got his--
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huge, masculine black dude,
by the way.
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- Big, big dude.
- It's actually--
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You can actually
look this up.
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It's the Obama ATM sketch.
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We actually slowed it down.
We're like, what is he saying?
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He's saying, "hey, what's up,
Obama, baby?"
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Hey, man,
this your first time?
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Oh, man.
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I been doing zombie extra work
on this show since...
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day one, first season, man.
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My first time.
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Oh, it's your first time
on this show?
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My first time
being extra at all.
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- Ever?
- I'm kind of nervous.
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Oh, wow. okay, man.
Hey, man, it's...
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That's all right.
But you'll be all right, man.
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It's okay, man.
It's not that hard, man.
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You'll be all right.
I'm--
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Me personally, dude,
I'm looking
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for that lunge bump, though.
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What's--
What's a lunge bump?
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Oh, that's, uh,
like if you, um,
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you get featured
if you lunge at somebody,
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and then you get
a bump in your pay.
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And if you really lucky, man,
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they blow your head off.
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That's straight bank
right there.
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All right, extras.
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I'm the assistant director.
Gather round.
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Jerry, hey, Jerry,
I had a thought, man,
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about the first scene
that y'all's doing--
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- Not now, Stan.
- Steve, it's Steve.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I need somebody to lunge
at the fence.
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You think you can handle it?
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- Him?
- Uh, yeah.
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It's his first day, though.
He kinda nervous, man.
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He kinda nervous.
It's his first day.
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Okay, so the director's
gonna yell "Action,"
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Mack's gonna come by,
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and then you're just gonna lunge
into the fence, like,
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Graaah!
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Y-You want me to say
"Graaah"?
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- Oh, this is--
- Say whatever.
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This is crazy.
Okay, all right.
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Cool, man--
Hey, you know--hey.
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That's cool.
Hey.
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Hey, you know I got
a lot more experience, man.
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You can just use me.
I been here... day one.
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First season,
so it--okay.
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Cool, all right, that's fine.
You gonna go with him.
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All right, good for you, man.
Good for you.
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- Graaah? Graaah?
- Nah, dude, do--
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you don't have
to say "graaah".
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Do whatever the hell
you want to do, man.
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That's the lunge bump?
253
00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:01,977
That is the lunge bump, man.
254
00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,846
You got it.
You got it.
255
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,113
On your first day.
256
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:08,050
Ever being a extra.
257
00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:09,051
Ever.
258
00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:10,519
You got it, man.
Good for you.
259
00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:12,321
And action.
260
00:10:18,361 --> 00:10:19,328
Aah!
261
00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:21,497
What's up, Obama, my baby?
262
00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,432
What the hell was that?
Cut.
263
00:10:23,467 --> 00:10:25,368
Oh, man, I would be
more than happy
264
00:10:25,402 --> 00:10:26,635
to fill in, man.
265
00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:28,237
I'd be more than happy
to step in.
266
00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:29,605
Mack, just remember
267
00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:31,039
when you're coming
through the factory that,
268
00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,274
like, your mind is still
on the car outside, all right?
269
00:10:32,308 --> 00:10:33,375
Hey, I mean,
y'all gotta pick people
270
00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:34,510
based on qualifications, man.
271
00:10:34,544 --> 00:10:35,544
- Okay.
- He don't have any experience.
272
00:10:35,578 --> 00:10:37,412
It was a good note,
good note.
273
00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:40,482
But maybe what I was doing
sort of superseded that.
274
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,084
Agreed.
Yeah, we were just...
275
00:10:42,118 --> 00:10:43,385
- Yep.
- discussing that.
276
00:10:43,419 --> 00:10:44,987
Absolutely, it supersedes it,
yeah.
277
00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,789
But let's do one
that just cedes it, okay?
278
00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:47,990
Just same level.
279
00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,257
We're going again
straight away, okay?
280
00:10:49,292 --> 00:10:50,859
- Wow, okay.
- Right away, reset.
281
00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:52,527
He's not doing
a good job at it.
282
00:10:52,561 --> 00:10:53,895
You're doing great,
though, man.
283
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,396
Opportunity knocks, you gotta
answer the door, man.
284
00:10:55,431 --> 00:10:57,065
- And action.
- Wait till I tell you.
285
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,639
Me-me-me-me, me-me,
286
00:11:05,674 --> 00:11:06,808
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
287
00:11:06,842 --> 00:11:07,875
Cut.
288
00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,211
I'd be more than happy
to step in
289
00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:11,613
at any time
you want me to.
290
00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:12,848
I'd be more than happy
to do it.
291
00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:14,650
Just a certain sense
of urgency
292
00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:15,984
is all we're looking for.
293
00:11:16,019 --> 00:11:17,686
Clock's ticking, you got
survivors to find, right?
294
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,087
Can I tell y'all something
for a second?
295
00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:21,056
This dude right here is not
doing what a zombie does.
296
00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:23,025
This dude was literally
on our last take
297
00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:24,960
waving his hand up in the air
like this, Jerry,
298
00:11:24,995 --> 00:11:26,229
making Beeker sounds.
299
00:11:26,263 --> 00:11:28,931
He sounded like Beeker
From The Muppets, y'all.
300
00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:30,366
Thank you, that's great.
301
00:11:30,401 --> 00:11:31,734
Just a ticking clock on this
is all we're looking for,
302
00:11:31,768 --> 00:11:32,969
Because there are survivors,
is what we're after.
303
00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:33,970
- Okay.
- Oh, Jeez.
304
00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:36,206
But I felt ambivalence
in there.
305
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,775
The ambivalence is art.
It's gorgeous, and we love it.
306
00:11:38,809 --> 00:11:41,311
But there are zombies, so if we
could just pick up the pace,
307
00:11:41,345 --> 00:11:42,879
just a hair, that'd be great.
Straight away, please.
308
00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:44,047
- Right away.
- All right, going again.
309
00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:45,381
- Jerry, but Jerry,
we're not doing
310
00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:46,649
Night of the Living Muppets,
are we?
311
00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:47,750
- We are not.
- 'cause the Beeker
312
00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:49,285
- is not a zombie.
- Do you have any notes?
313
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:50,586
Yeah, don't be
a [bleep]ing Beeker.
314
00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:52,455
- Quiet, please.
- Action.
315
00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:56,726
I'm gonna eat your brain!
316
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,727
Zombie.
317
00:11:57,761 --> 00:11:58,728
Cut.
318
00:11:58,762 --> 00:11:59,895
No!
319
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:02,464
He actually just said
the word "zombie"!
320
00:12:02,499 --> 00:12:03,966
Come on, man!
321
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,434
Y'all ever hear of a zombie
saying the word "zombie" before?
322
00:12:05,468 --> 00:12:06,468
No, you haven't.
I don't think so.
323
00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:08,003
You know what?
Get rid of this guy.
324
00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:09,972
Thank you!
That's what I'm talking about.
325
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:11,774
Dude, I'm sorry, dog,
But you terrible at this, man.
326
00:12:11,808 --> 00:12:13,141
- Him.
- Hey, man, no.
327
00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:14,442
He talking about him.
He's talking about him,
328
00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:15,510
'cause he said "zombie".
329
00:12:15,544 --> 00:12:16,511
- Thank you, Steve.
- Because--no.
330
00:12:16,545 --> 00:12:17,679
No, you want me to leave?
331
00:12:17,713 --> 00:12:19,481
Hey, man, I been up here
staggering around here
332
00:12:19,515 --> 00:12:20,616
for 3 1/2 years,
333
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,317
And I been startling extras
left and right.
334
00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:24,186
When do I get
to startle the lead, huh?
335
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,688
One more for safety.
Straight away, here we go.
336
00:12:25,722 --> 00:12:28,858
- Still rolling.
- Action.
337
00:12:32,432 --> 00:12:33,565
Hey, what do we do
338
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,934
if we have to go
to the bathroom?
339
00:12:35,969 --> 00:12:37,102
We like it?
340
00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:38,904
- I love it. Genius. Moving on.
- I got it.
341
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,201
I was in--I've been--
I was in First Class once.
342
00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:45,469
You ever fly First Class?
343
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:50,942
They give you that hot towel.
344
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:55,447
when you're sitting
next to a person
345
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,982
who, like, your first--
It's your first time
346
00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:58,217
in First Class, and you're
sitting next to a person
347
00:12:58,251 --> 00:12:59,751
who knows
how to use the towel.
348
00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:01,186
I mean, the person that,
you know--
349
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,353
He's using his towel.
350
00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:05,524
You're just out there
talking about--
351
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:13,399
I wouldn't--
I wouldn't--
352
00:13:13,434 --> 00:13:15,234
No, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't.
353
00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:17,904
You don't want to do that.
354
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:21,641
You will be
in room 237.
355
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,876
And you have
free Wi-Fi there.
356
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:26,379
Also, from 6:00 a.m.
to 10:00 a.m. every morning,
357
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:29,181
there's a free
continental breakfast.
358
00:13:29,216 --> 00:13:32,485
Hmm.
359
00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:34,053
Continental breakfast.
360
00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:36,255
Yes, from 6:00 a.m.
To 10:00 a.m.
361
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:39,258
So it's continental, then.
362
00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:40,359
Mm-hmm, yep.
363
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,196
Very good.
364
00:13:48,635 --> 00:13:50,002
Eh, garcon.
365
00:13:51,271 --> 00:13:54,807
One admission
for the continental breakfast.
366
00:13:54,842 --> 00:13:56,409
You can just
help yourself, sir.
367
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,611
Hmm, interesting.
368
00:13:58,646 --> 00:13:59,980
European style.
369
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:06,920
Mm.
370
00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:08,021
Ahh.
371
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,557
When in Rome...
372
00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:17,765
Hmm, the forbidden fruit.
373
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,970
Well, aren't you
a tiny plum.
374
00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:28,909
Well, la...dee...
375
00:14:28,944 --> 00:14:30,262
da.
376
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,046
Paper and everything.
377
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,715
And who are you,
378
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,651
my little friend?
379
00:14:37,685 --> 00:14:39,286
Not a spoon...
380
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,554
Not a fork...
381
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,489
But something in between.
382
00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:44,057
A "fopoon".
383
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:48,791
What will you think of next,
Germany?
384
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:53,667
Ahh.
385
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,319
All the "Euro-pine" countries
lay before me.
386
00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:03,010
Where should I fly to first?
387
00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:05,012
Ahh.
388
00:15:05,046 --> 00:15:07,147
The pit of the doughnut.
389
00:15:07,181 --> 00:15:09,615
Mm, thank you, Turkey.
390
00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:11,884
Mm, buckle up.
391
00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:13,686
Let's see
where we shall go next.
392
00:15:13,721 --> 00:15:16,556
Ah, the Danish!
393
00:15:16,591 --> 00:15:18,091
Clearly from Brussels.
394
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,225
Mm.
395
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,461
Mm, mm!
396
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:22,830
Mm!
397
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:23,864
Hello, Greece,
398
00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:27,968
where the yogurt flows
like water.
399
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:30,337
Mm, yes,
400
00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:32,639
Like go-gurt,
but to stay.
401
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,375
Mm.
402
00:15:35,409 --> 00:15:37,277
Mm, so good!
403
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,881
Mm, pulling into Spain.
404
00:15:40,915 --> 00:15:41,982
Mm!
405
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,684
Baked to perfection.
406
00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:45,385
Can you believe it?
407
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,987
It all comes
with the room!
408
00:15:48,923 --> 00:15:50,056
Mm!
409
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:53,359
Mm, mm!
410
00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:54,360
Yes!
411
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,962
Mm!
412
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,663
I love being in-continent!
413
00:15:57,698 --> 00:15:59,465
I love being in-continent!
414
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:00,967
A delight to the senses,
415
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,735
isn't it, my friend?
416
00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:05,672
Isn't it? yes!
417
00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:08,141
I'll have
what I'm having!
418
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,209
I'll have...
419
00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:12,444
what I'm having!
420
00:16:18,785 --> 00:16:21,020
So good.
421
00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:23,263
It's so good.
422
00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:27,626
Thanks.
423
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:29,161
Oh, good afternoon, sir.
424
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,162
How can I help you?
425
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,597
Well, Davis,
426
00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:35,835
I will be staying
indefinitely.
427
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,937
But, sir, don't you know
that you've always been here?
428
00:16:45,278 --> 00:16:47,212
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
429
00:16:47,246 --> 00:16:50,215
Continental breakfast?
430
00:16:50,249 --> 00:16:53,218
Right around the corner.
431
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,238
You guys know that guy
that always says,
432
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:27,142
"Hey, man, everything happen
for a reason"?
433
00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,077
Ever-- You know,
the guy who says,
434
00:17:29,112 --> 00:17:31,079
"Everything happen
for a reason,"
435
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:32,180
doesn't have
a [bleep]ing job.
436
00:17:32,214 --> 00:17:34,149
You ever notice that?
437
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:37,852
- I think I know the reason...
- Yeah.
438
00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:38,887
for that.
439
00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:41,123
'cause your ass--
440
00:17:41,157 --> 00:17:42,291
you showed up late,
talking about,
441
00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:45,327
"Everything happen
for a reason."
442
00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:02,744
Could be worse.
443
00:18:02,778 --> 00:18:04,646
Not that bad.
444
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,148
For me,
it's all about perspective.
445
00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:07,349
It's what you make
of it.
446
00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:08,350
Look, can I tell you
something?
447
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,186
All things considered,
448
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,821
I'm actually kind of comfortable
right now.
449
00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:13,356
Thank God for shock.
450
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,691
I can be the kind of prisoner
I want to be.
451
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:16,692
We're still alive.
452
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:17,927
Thank you. Right?
453
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:19,462
- Mm-hmm.
- Just two...
454
00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,031
injured buddies.
455
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,632
- Yes, yeah, mm-hmm.
456
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,568
having a friendly convo
while we're waiting
457
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:25,802
to get tortured again.
458
00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:27,371
And, you know,
there's a kind of a positive
459
00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:29,206
in having no options.
460
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,307
- Yes.
- Because, you know,
461
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:31,475
we're not even gonna try
to escape
462
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:33,811
- 'cause we know we'd fail.
- Yes.
463
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,512
Tell you another thing.
Don't miss the arm.
464
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,481
- Really?
- First of all, lefty.
465
00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:39,717
Okay? So this thing
pretty much got in the way.
466
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,485
- Ha.
- Keep it, buddy!
467
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:45,955
You fools,
blathering away!
468
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,593
Your suffering
has only just begun.
469
00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:51,627
Wow.
470
00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:53,329
That is
a perfect summation
471
00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:54,630
of the human condition.
472
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:55,865
And once
you've embraced that,
473
00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:56,866
you can do anything.
474
00:18:56,901 --> 00:19:00,002
Bingo.
475
00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:02,872
No one has ever suffered
476
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:04,006
as you will!
477
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,476
Hah hah hah hah hah hah!
478
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,378
You love your work,
479
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:11,047
and that kind
of a positive attitude,
480
00:19:11,081 --> 00:19:12,348
quite frankly,
it's contagious.
481
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,116
It is.
482
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:17,786
Well, we'll see
how positive you're feeling
483
00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:20,089
after I cover your body
in gasoline
484
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,225
and set you on fire!
485
00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:24,394
You know what, it's amazing
that you would say that,
486
00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:25,495
'cause I was just thinking
487
00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:26,596
it's getting a little chilly
in here.
488
00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,532
- Mm-hmm.
- Thanks so much, man.
489
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:31,736
Damn it!
490
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,940
What a dramatic
and fascinating man.
491
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:38,341
I think we owe him
big time.
492
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,676
- As do I.
- Really.
493
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,577
I mean, all this time
away from my computer,
494
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:42,912
my phone, my work,
it's just--
495
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:44,581
I feel unplugged.
496
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,116
Yes, yes. Oh.
497
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,885
Oh.
498
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:53,223
Aww.
499
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:54,724
Circle of life.
500
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:55,892
Nants Ingonyama.
501
00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:57,861
And I can't really feel
anything anyway,
502
00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:59,629
so you help yourself, buddy.
503
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,071
Oh, what do you got there?
504
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,605
Do you see this?
505
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,343
This is what I'm going to use
to cut off your legs!
506
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,478
Finally!
507
00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,046
That's a great saw.
508
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,682
I'm a home improvement guy,
and I know my saws,
509
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,117
and I gotta tell you,
if you're cutting off legs,
510
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,452
that is the way to go.
511
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:22,953
- That's the one?
- That is definitely the one.
512
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,723
- Good on ya.
- Why are you doing this to me?
513
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,324
You're making me crazy!
514
00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:29,126
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
515
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,894
Somebody needs a day off.
516
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,063
We, of all people,
should know how hard he works.
517
00:20:33,097 --> 00:20:34,331
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
518
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,300
Make them stop!
519
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,802
This is torture!
520
00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:43,140
Noooo!
521
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,510
Jordan, say good-bye
to the people.
522
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,745
Mm...
523
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,915
Bye-bye, Obama, baby.
524
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:51,949
Good night, everybody.
525
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,684
Happy Halloween!
526
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,588
Happy Halloween!
527
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,591
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
528
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,294
Oh, yeah.
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