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SO I HATE TO ASK, 14 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:44,087 BUT WOULD YOU MIND, UH, YOU KNOW, 15 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,697 COMING BY TOMORROW MORNING AND MOVING 'EM OVER 16 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,960 BY, YOU KNOW, AN INCH, INCH AND A HALF? 17 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,659 OKAY. YOU'RE THE BEST. ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. 18 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:53,879 UNBELIEVABLE. 19 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,577 CAN'T BELIEVE THESE GUYS. 20 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:01,409 DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 21 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:06,414 HEY, HONEY. I'M HOME. 22 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,593 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 23 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:12,855 SORRY ABOUT THE DOLL COLLECTION, 24 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:14,770 PRINCESS LEIA. NEXT TIME... 25 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:15,901 DON'T PISS OFF THE BIG MAN. 26 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:18,034 WHO? WHAT BIG MAN? 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,992 - "WHAT BIG MAN?" - OHH! 28 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,994 RYDELLE SAID YOU WERE A REAL MOUTH-BREATHER. 29 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,300 RYDELLE? 30 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:24,867 I--I DON'T EVEN KNOW A RYDELLE. 31 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,608 HEY, DON'T-- OHH! 32 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,437 WOW. 33 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,178 NICE DIGS. 34 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:32,440 PLEASE... 35 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:33,658 PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 36 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:35,182 PLEASE. 37 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,184 WHAT THE HELL? 38 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,795 STUBBS. 39 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,798 DID YOU GUYS GET OFF THE DAMN SHORT BUS? 40 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,235 THIS AIN'T OUR GUY! 41 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:47,716 HE WAS IN THE RIGHT CAR, BOSS. 42 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:48,978 ALL I GOT WAS A MAKE, AND A MODEL, 43 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,501 AND A LICENSE PLATE. - CHRIST... 44 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:51,981 DO I GOTTA HOLD YOUR HAND WHILE YOU PISS TOO? 45 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:55,506 I ASKED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ONE MEASLY--HEY! 46 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,726 YOU GOT SOMEWHERE TO BE, MISTER? 47 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,554 WELL, I--I JUST THOUGHT, 48 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:02,165 SINCE WE, YOU KNOW, CLEARED UP THIS, 49 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,427 YOU KNOW, LITTLE MIX-UP-- 50 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:04,646 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 51 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,996 I'M--I'M NOT A HERO. 52 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:11,000 FELLAS, THIS ONE'S NOT A HERO. 53 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,831 WHAT DAY IS THIS, STUBBS? 54 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,615 UM, TUESDAY, BOSS. 55 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,923 TUESDAY. THAT'S CURB-EATIN' DAY, AIN'T IT? 56 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,186 NO. 57 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,667 - GET HIM UP, BOYS. - PLEASE DON'T. 58 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,538 - HE'S GOT SOME CEMENT TO EAT. - NO, NO, NO, PLEASE. 59 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,888 FBI! LOWER YOUR WEAPONS! 60 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,760 FBI! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! 61 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,501 BACK UP! BACK UP! 62 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:37,374 LET'S GET 'EM UP. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. BACK UP. 63 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,898 CAN YOU HELP ME? CAN YOU HELP ME? 64 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:42,640 HANDS BEHIND YOU. 65 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,559 BACK AT OUR LADY OF IMMACULATA, 66 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,344 THE NUNS TAUGHT US THAT GETTING INTO COLLEGE 67 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,084 AND/OR HEAVEN 68 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,564 WAS A MATTER OF SITTING UP STRAIGHT, 69 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,305 SHUTTING YOUR MOUTH, AND KEEPING YOUR EYES 70 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,915 IN THE FRONT OF THE CLASS. 71 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,700 BUT THE SISTERS' BEST INTENTIONS 72 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,398 DIDN'T ALWAYS PAVE THE WAY TO THE IVY LEAGUE, 73 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,921 LET ALONE THE AFTERLIFE. 74 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,228 THE FALLACY IS BELIEVING THAT BEING GOOD 75 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,490 MEANS DOING WELL. 76 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:07,709 THAT WALKING THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW, 77 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:08,884 MINDING YOUR P's AND Q's, 78 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,538 AND FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RULE 79 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,844 WILL, IN THE LONG RUN, REAP REWARDS. 80 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,199 WHAT? 81 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,591 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 82 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,419 YOU DRAGGED MY ASS DOWN THREE FLIGHTS 83 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,421 AND HALFWAY ACROSS TOWN FOR DORK RECESS? 84 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,075 GET HIM A SLIDE-RULE AND A RUBIK'S CUBE, 85 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:27,511 AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. 86 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,339 PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER. 87 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,341 SUCK IT, SENSEI. 88 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,562 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 89 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,967 TERRIFIC. A TWOFER. 90 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,230 A TWOFER. - TERRIFIC. 91 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,145 GEORGE AND BILLY STONE, 92 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,713 BROTHERS IN GENE POOL ONLY, 93 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,715 AS POLAR AS OPPOSITES GET. 94 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,283 ACTUALLY HAD TO SEPARATE THEM ON THE FLIGHT HERE. 95 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,372 WENT ALL SUMO ON EACH OTHER. 96 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,156 HUH, THAT'S A NEW ONE. 97 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,507 OH, YEAH. COUNTERFEITING, THAT IS NEW. 98 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,725 LOOK, GOOSEBUMPS. 99 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,423 I MEANT THE PHONY UPC CODES. 100 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,860 SOUNDS LIKE BILLY'S AN INNOVATIVE GUY. 101 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,036 HOW ABOUT YOU, GEORGE? 102 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:16,125 WHAT? - NOPE. I CAN'T. 103 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,735 NOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE. 104 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,563 NOT WITHOUT AN EMT ON STANDBY. 105 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,391 OKAY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 106 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:24,786 VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR AT DISNEY IN ANAHEIM. 107 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,702 HOLY COW. YOU KNOW, THEY JUST LAUNCHED CARS LAND. 108 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,269 - OH, BOY. - CAN I GET YOU 109 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,183 AN AUTOGRAPH BOOK OR A PAPER BAG TO BREATHE INTO? 110 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,620 YEAH, GEORGE IS THE BIG BROTHER 111 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,186 THAT GOT THROWN OUT WITH THE BATH WATER. 112 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,014 HE'LL TESTIFY TO KIDNAPPING AND ASSAULT, 113 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:39,366 BUT BILLY'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW HERE. 114 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,889 HE'S THE INSIDE GUY. 115 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:43,239 RYDELLE MONROE-- 116 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,632 TOP DOG OF AN INTER-STATE OPERATION 117 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:45,937 THAT'S BEEN RUNNING HIGH-END FRAUDS 118 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,330 FROM LONG BEACH TO LUBBOCK 119 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,201 FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LAST EIGHT YEARS. 120 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,551 IN OTHER WORDS, 121 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,161 FELIX AND OSCAR CAN WHALE ON EACH OTHER 122 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,032 AS MUCH AS THEY WANT, 123 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:57,471 JUST AS LONG AS IT'S AFTER THE TRIAL. 124 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,346 ALL RIGHT, MARSHALL, YOU'LL RUN POINT. 125 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,740 MARY CAN HELP OUT AS YOU SEE FIT. 126 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:09,047 OKAY. HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO. 127 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,876 GIVEN BILLY'S RATHER EXTENSIVE RAP SHEET, 128 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,662 I'M GUESSING HE'LL BE MORE TO HANDLE THAN GEORGE 129 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:16,577 AND HIS TOTAL LACK OF ONE. 130 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,405 SO MUCH AS IT PAINS ME, 131 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:21,495 I'LL...WRANGLE BILLY. 132 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,018 STAN AND I CAN GET THEIR MOU's SIGNED. 133 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,628 YOU CAN CHECK IN ON GEORGE 134 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,064 ONCE HE'S IN HIS NEW PLACE 135 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:29,154 AND HELP HIM, YOU KNOW, PICK OUT CURTAINS. 136 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,549 COOL. SOUNDS GOOD. 137 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,901 YOU'RE NOT ANNOYED 138 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,686 AT TAKING A BACKSEAT? 139 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,035 YOU KIDDIN' ME? 140 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,384 IT'S GOOFUS AND GALLANT IN THERE, 141 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,038 AND I GET THE EASY ONE. 142 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,431 THE BACKSEAT'S THE LEAST I COULD'VE HOPED FOR. 143 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,650 I'M LOOKING FOR THE TRUNK. 144 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:49,261 OKAY. THAT'S GOOD, GOOD. GOOD DEAL. 145 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,002 AND AS FOR YOUR SMUG LITTLE ATTITUDE, 146 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,830 I'M NOT SO MUCH BOTHERED BY IT AS I AM MEMORIZING IT. 147 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,658 YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN THIS ALL BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE. 148 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,181 - HERE WE GO. - AND FOR THE RECORD, 149 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,792 JUST 'CAUSE MY BOOBS ARE SO BIG 150 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,620 DOLLY PARTON COULD SUE FOR SILHOUETTE INFRINGEMENT 151 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,839 DOESN'T MEAN I'M THIS DELICATE FLOWER, 152 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:03,450 SOME PORCELAIN DOLL. 153 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,452 YOU KNOW, A LAYER OF PORCELAIN IS INCORPORATED 154 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,628 INTO THE SHELL OF MOST MODERN TANKS 155 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,631 AS AN ANTI-EXPLOSIVE. - LOOK, THIS ISN'T NEW, OKAY? 156 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,459 THIS IS NO BIG DEAL. WE'VE BEEN PUSHIN' EM OUT 157 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,330 SINCE TIME BEGAN, IN MANGERS, AND TAXICABS, 158 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,853 AND OUT IN THE FIELDS. 159 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,855 YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB? 160 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,467 WATCH. 161 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,990 DAMMIT. 162 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,252 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 163 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,297 ULTRASOUND APPOINTMENT. 164 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,038 HAVE FUN. 165 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,302 "FUN"? 166 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,437 YOU THINK THIS IS FUN? 167 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,483 NO, IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 168 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,615 YOU KNOW WHAT? 169 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:39,877 I'M INVOKING THE BET. 170 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,792 CAN'T JUST INVOKE THE BET. 171 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,968 MARY, THERE ARE PROTOCOLS. - SCREW YOUR PROTOCOLS. 172 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,622 YOU WANNA GIVE ME THE CREAM PUFF WITNESS? FINE! 173 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,276 FIRST ONE TO GET THEIR GUY SQUARED AWAY WINS. 174 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,451 - MARY-- - DEFINE "SQUARED AWAY." 175 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,713 - MARSHALL-- - NOTHING FANCY. 176 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:50,714 JUST LIVING THE LIFE IN WITSEC-- 177 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,020 NEW PLACE, NEW JOB, 178 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,109 AND ZERO LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS. 179 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,067 FINE. SO THE HERETOFORE AGREED-UPON STAKES... 180 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,721 - FINE. - FINE, GOOD. 181 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,375 GOOD. 182 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,421 THIS OUGHT TO END WELL. 183 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,468 SINCE 1970, 184 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,078 THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM 185 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:09,341 HAS RELOCATED THOUSANDS OF WITNESSES-- 186 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,343 SOME CRIMINAL, SOME NOT-- 187 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,171 TO NEIGHBORHOODS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 188 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:14,738 EVERY ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS 189 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,740 SHARES A UNIQUE ATTRIBUTE, DISTINGUISHING THEM 190 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,351 FROM THE REST OF THE GENERAL POPULATION, 191 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,005 AND THAT IS... 192 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:22,659 SOMEBODY WANTS THEM DEAD. 193 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,377 - HEY! - MARY! 194 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:46,814 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 195 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,032 MARY! 196 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:49,164 - MOM? - YAY! 197 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:50,295 - OW! OKAY. JUST-- - YAY. 198 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,558 OH, MY GOSH. YOU GUYS, WHAT-- 199 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,037 HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE I WAS? 200 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,517 WE WENT TO YOUR HOUSE THIS MORNING, 201 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,910 BUT YOU HAD ALREADY LEFT. 202 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,389 WE FOUND THE APPOINTMENT CARD ON YOUR FRIDGE. 203 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:58,652 AH, SO YOU WENT IN MY HOUSE 204 00:07:58,695 --> 00:07:59,914 WHEN I WASN'T HOME. SHOCKING. 205 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,524 WELL, YOU DROPPED THIS BOMB ON US. 206 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,395 AND ON A VOICEMAIL, YOU KNOW? 207 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,441 WE'RE NOT GONNA WAIT FOR AN ENGRAVED INVITATION. 208 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,269 OH, MARY, YOU'RE HAVING A BABY... 209 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,836 - YEAH. NO--OKAY. - NOT A SUPER BOWL PARTY. 210 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,011 YEAH, MOM, I KNOW, BUT-- 211 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,665 NO. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 212 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,362 TO ALL OF US. 213 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,451 OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN. JUST LET ME SIGN IN, ALL RIGHT? 214 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,844 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 215 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,324 MARY. 216 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,239 THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS. 217 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,719 MOM, ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA HAVE 218 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,155 THIS WARM AND FUZZY CATCH-UP RIGHT HERE 219 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,722 IN FRONT OF ALL THESE OTHER WEEBLE-WOBBLES? 220 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:30,161 - NO OFFENSE. - CAN I HELP YOU? 221 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,815 YEAH, MARY SHANNON FOR DR. REESE. 222 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:34,035 RIGHT. DR. REESE HAD AN EMERGENCY DELIVERY 223 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:36,037 THIS MORNING. SHE'S ON HER WAY BACK, BUT-- 224 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,299 HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA TAKE? 225 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,692 FORTY MINUTES, AN HOUR TOPS. 226 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,345 OR WE CAN RESCHEDULE. - OH, NO, NO. 227 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,434 NO, WE'LL WAIT. IT'LL GIVE US TIME 228 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,349 TO TALK ALL ABOUT MY FIRST GRANDCHILD. 229 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,438 NOW, LOOK, MOM, ABOUT YOUR FIRST GRANDCHILD-- 230 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,962 MARY, COME ON. THIS IS EXCITING. 231 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,746 - BRANDI-- - IT'S THE MOST EXCITING-- 232 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,748 I'M NOT KEEPING IT. 233 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,972 - WHAT? - I'M GOING WITH ADOPTION. 234 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,277 MARY... 235 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,888 IT'S A LEGITIMATE OPTION. 236 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:03,194 OKAY, EINSTEIN GAVE UP HIS FIRST KID FOR ADOPTION. 237 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,022 I MEAN, I'M NO GENIUS, BUT I CAN SEE WHAT'S COMING, 238 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,068 AND IT ISN'T PRETTY. 239 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,724 YOU KNOW, CONGRATS. 240 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,689 HE TELLS ME HE HAS THIS MAJOR JOB INTERVIEW 241 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,256 AT ANAHEIM DESIGN. 242 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,866 AND HONESTLY, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. 243 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,607 I BUY IT EVERY TIME. 244 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,217 I TAKE IT BILLY'S NOT EXACTLY 245 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,263 THE BUTTONED-UP CORPORATE TYPE. 246 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,570 I MEAN, HE'S GOT A GOOD HEART. 247 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,398 YOU KNOW, GROWING UP, HE'D LOOK AROUND THE CAFETERIA 248 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,575 AND GO SIT WITH THE KID WHO WAS EATING ALL ALONE. 249 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,185 DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD. 250 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,752 WELL, HIS CHOICES ARE. 251 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,405 HIS LUCK, THAT'S BAD. 252 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:41,624 I MEAN, IF THERE'S A PILE SOMEWHERE, 253 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,278 MY BROTHER WILL STEP IN IT. 254 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,367 AND AFTER A WHILE, IT JUST BECOMES CONTAGIOUS. 255 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,760 YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS CAR THING. 256 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,849 MY WHOLE LIFE CHANGED 257 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,894 BECAUSE HE'D RATHER SKIP TOWN IN MY BRAND-NEW BIMMER. 258 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,940 MEANWHILE, I'M STALLING OUT AT EVERY CORNER, 259 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:55,116 DRIVING AROUND IN HIS GODDAMN RUST BUCKET. 260 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,118 RYDELLE'S GANG OF SINGLE-DIGIT IQs 261 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,120 MISTAKES ME FOR BILLY, FIVES DAYS LATER, 262 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,643 I LIVE IN ALBUQUERQUE. 263 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,514 WELL, I HEAR YOU, GEORGE, I DO. 264 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,777 BUT LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS. 265 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,995 WHAT CAN WE DO? 266 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,910 WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? 267 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,695 I'M MAKING THIS RIGHT. 268 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:09,957 A CONFESSION? 269 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,524 BUT THE AUSA DROPPED THE CHARGES. 270 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,004 THAT'S PART OF YOUR DEAL. 271 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,441 IT'S NOT FOR THEM. IT'S FOR GEORGE. 272 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:20,924 UH, "APOLOGY" HAS JUST THE ONE "P." 273 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,317 GOOD CATCH. 274 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,058 SO, UH, COUNTERFEITING. 275 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,103 THESE DAYS THAT'S GOTTA BE TOUGH TO PULL OFF. 276 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,192 WHAT CAN I SAY? IT'S A GIFT. 277 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:31,935 OF COURSE, BIG BRO, NOW, THAT'S A-1 TALENT. 278 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,676 BUT THE UPC CODES... 279 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,765 MM, CAKE. 280 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,376 WE MAKE THE BOGUS STICKERS ON MY BOY TJ'S LAPTOP, 281 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,074 SLAP THE FAKE UPC ON TOP OF THE REAL ONE... 282 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,423 PAY THE LOWER PRICE, 283 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,077 THEN SELL IT BACK AT ANOTHER STORE. 284 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,687 EASY PEASY. 285 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,472 AND YOU CAME UP WITH ALL THIS ON YOUR OWN? 286 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,561 THAT AND A MILLION OTHER GENIUS IDEAS. 287 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:53,174 IT'S FUNNY. THE WEIRDEST THINGS INSPIRE YOU. 288 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,784 WHEN OUR PARENTS DIED-- - WHEN OUR PARENTS DIED... 289 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,656 I'D JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE. 290 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,528 BILLY'S STILL LIVING AT HOME, SO I TRIED TO HELP OUT, 291 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,138 YOU KNOW, BE THE BIG BROTHER. 292 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,140 I COSIGNED FOR HIS CONDO. 293 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,795 MY CREDIT NOSEDIVES RIGHT INTO THE TOILET. 294 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,667 OH, GET THIS. I VOUCH FOR HIM-- 295 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,320 ENTRY-LEVEL JOB AT RIB TOWN-- 296 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:12,323 BILLY SELLS THEIR SECRET RECIPE ONLINE FOR 500 BUCKS! 297 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,586 EVERYTHING HE DOES ENDS UP LANDING ON ME. 298 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,807 KATE, BACK IN TUSTIN-- - THIS IS THE KATE 299 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,243 WHO DIDN'T WANNA COME INTO THE PROGRAM WITH YOU. 300 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,506 I MEAN, WHY WOULD SHE? YOU KNOW, I GET IT. 301 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,899 BUT STILL, SHE WAS THE FIRST GIRL 302 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,335 I CONNECTED WITH IN YEARS. 303 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,294 SHE DIDN'T EVEN MIND THE PUG TATTOO. 304 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:31,125 I'LL BITE. WHAT'S THE PUG TATTOO? 305 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,131 OH, GREAT. 306 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:45,661 HERE COMES THE STORY OF THE PUG TATTOO. 307 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,708 I'LL BITE. WHAT'S THE PUG TATTOO? 308 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,058 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIGER. YOU KNOW, LIKE GEORGE. 309 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,495 PROTECTIVE, FIERCE. 310 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,236 DID THAT LOOK LIKE A TIGER TO YOU? 311 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,848 FIERCE. REALLY? 312 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:02,243 SO YOU DEFACED YOUR BROTHER'S UNDERCARRIAGE? 313 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,680 HEY, THE TIGER TAT WASN'T PERFECT. 314 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,943 GUILTY. PLUS... 315 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,423 IT CAME OUT LOOKIN' LIKE A PUG. 316 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,946 GEORGE WAS NEVER A DOG GUY. 317 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,731 AND I OFFERED HIM A DO-OVER. 318 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,558 HALF-PRICE. 319 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,995 OKAY, BILLY. 320 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,214 ALBUQUERQUE HAS A FEW DIFFERENT SPOTS 321 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,826 YOU MIGHT LIKE-- RIO RANCHO, OLD TOWN. 322 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,350 NOB HILL IS NICE-- - ACTUALLY, I'M THINKIN' 323 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,786 I'LL WAIT TILL GEORGE PICKS A PLACE. 324 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,222 WHATEVER HE WANTS IS COOL WITH ME. 325 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,442 WELL, THE SOONER WE GET YOU SETTLED IN-- 326 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,965 WHEN I WAS SIX YEARS OLD, GEORGE TOOK ONE 327 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,185 OF MY DRAWINGS OFF THE FRIDGE-- JUST ME AND HIM-- 328 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:35,798 AND HE SAYS, "BILLY, YOU GOT THE EYE OF AN ARTIST. 329 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,191 DON'T EVER FORGET IT." 330 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,627 THAT'S GOTTA MEAN A LOT, 331 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,672 YOUR BIG BROTHER SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 332 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,719 HEY, I LOVE MY BROTHER MORE THAN MY LIFE. 333 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,591 ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 334 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,855 THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 335 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,900 WELL, WE LIKE TO THINK OF WITSEC AS AN OPPORTUNITY 336 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,511 TO REINVENT YOURSELF. - I DON'T WANNA REINVENT MYSELF. 337 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:56,601 CHIEF McQUEEN, PLEASE. COME ON, YOU GOTTA HELP ME HERE. 338 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,603 AT LEAST RELOCATE ME TO SOME NEW CITY, 339 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,780 SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM HIM. - AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO, 340 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,651 GEORGE, YOUR BROTHER TRUMPED THAT MOVE. 341 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,393 HE WANTED THE TWO OF YOU RELOCATED TOGETHER. 342 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,830 AND THAT'S THE PART OF HIS DEAL HE WOULDN'T BUDGE ON. 343 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,876 YOU'RE THE BIG BROTHER, I GET IT, 344 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,703 BUT HE'S THE BIG FISH. 345 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,663 OKAY. SO WHAT IF I DON'T SIGN? 346 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,665 YOUR BROTHER WON'T TESTIFY. 347 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,362 THE CASE GOES AWAY. 348 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,451 SO DOES HIS DEAL, SO DOES HE. 349 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,105 AND SO DOES YOUR PROTECTION. 350 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:25,326 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU JUMP JUST A LITTLE 351 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,937 EVERY TIME A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. 352 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,290 YOUR CALL. 353 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,836 ALL RIGHT. 354 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,577 WELL, HERE WE ARE, GEORGE. 355 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,885 AS GEOGRAPHICALLY REMOVED FROM BILLY AS POSSIBLE. 356 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,322 OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 357 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,716 THIS IS--LOOK, BACK HOME I LIVED IN 358 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,631 A 3,000-SQUARE-FOOT HOUSE WITH A POOL AND JACUZZI. 359 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,328 HEY. 360 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,590 IT'S GOT SOME PERKS. 361 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,550 RELOCATION IS DEFINITELY NOT 362 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,682 A MINOR ADJUSTMENT, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW... 363 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,817 UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE SOON AFTER KATE. 364 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,601 - YEAH. - AND I GOTTA EXPLAIN THIS. 365 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,603 I'M JUST NOT--I'M NOT SURE I'M IN THAT PLACE. 366 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,954 - I HEAR YOU, GEORGE. - WELCOME TO THE BUILDING. 367 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:31,305 - HEY. - I'M LAURIE. 1C. 368 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,960 COME ON, CARPE THE DAMN DIEM. 369 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,787 WELL, SHE IS PRETTY CUTE. 370 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,920 GEORGE, AND, LOOK, 1C EVEN HAS A DOG. 371 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,879 TALK ABOUT AN OPEN LANE. IT'S A LAYUP, IT'S A LAYUP. 372 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,102 - HI. - HI. 373 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,322 I'M GEORGE. 374 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,502 WOW. LOOK WHO KNOWS WHAT A DOORBELL IS. 375 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,547 WELL, TRYING TO RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES. 376 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,941 THAT'S FUNNY. 377 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,595 WHAT'S UP? 378 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,381 UH... 379 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,601 THIS WON'T TAKE LONG, OKAY? 380 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,037 I, UM-- 381 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,473 EVER SINCE THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE, 382 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,172 I'VE BEEN THINKING, 383 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,044 AND, UH, I KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT I FLY OFF THE HANDLE-- 384 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,090 BRANDI, ENOUGH PREAMBLE. SPEAK. WHAT? 385 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,744 UH... 386 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,311 LET ME AND PETER TAKE THE BABY. 387 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,748 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 388 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,489 AND NOT JUST A LITTLE CREEPY. 389 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,666 - I'M SERIOUS. - OH. 390 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,755 OH. 391 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,845 WOW. UH... 392 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,195 OKAY, SO-- SO, YEAH, 393 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,631 LET'S JUST PLAY THAT OUT FOR A SECOND. 394 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,111 SO LET'S SEE-- I GIVE BIRTH, 395 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,156 AND HAND OVER THE LITTLE HIM OR HER, 396 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,766 AND YOU GUYS LIE ABOUT WHO I AM. 397 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,507 KILLER WAY TO KICK OFF PARENTHOOD, 398 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,205 BY THE WAY. OR YOU DON'T LIE, 399 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,251 AND I BECOME WHAT, "AUNT MOM"? 400 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,774 'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T GIVEN DYSFUNCTIONAL 401 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,167 THE OL' COLLEGE TRY? 402 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,603 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK PETER AND I 403 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,431 WOULD MAKE GOOD PARENTS? - WAIT... 404 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,129 THAT'S WHAT YOU TOOK FROM THAT? 405 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,000 THAT'S AMAZING. AMAZING. 406 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,871 LOOK, I'M LATE. 407 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,700 LOCK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE LISTENING TO MY VOICEMAIL. 408 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,007 WHAT DOES MARK THINK? 409 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,096 YOU KNOW...MARK. 410 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,403 SUPER FUNNY, KIND OF CUTE... 411 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,579 YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HIM FROM, I DON'T KNOW, 412 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,363 YOUR COUCH OR WHEREVER. 413 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,235 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? 414 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,542 - MARY, I DIDN'T FAIL MATH. - YEAH, YOU DID. TWICE. 415 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,891 OKAY, YOU'RE FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT. 416 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,197 YOU GUYS HOOKED UP WHILE HE WAS HERE. 417 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,983 THAT'S MATH THAT EVEN I CAN DO. 418 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,246 DOES HE EVEN KNOW? 419 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,769 OH, MY GOD. 420 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,684 MARY, WELL, WHAT-- 421 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,599 YOU--YOU DON'T AT LEAST TELL HIM? 422 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,427 WHY? - BECAUSE. 423 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,864 LOOK, MARK'S A GREAT GUY DURING GOOD TIMES. 424 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,692 HE'S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY, A REAL CHARMER. 425 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,521 HE'S FUN, FINE, I GET IT. BUT...HE'S A KID. 426 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,044 I MEAN, I SAW IT 20 YEARS AGO, 427 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,698 AND I SAW IT WHEN HE WAS HERE FIVE MONTHS BACK 428 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,830 ON MY COUCH OR WHEREVER. 429 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,310 WELL, HOW DO-- HOW DO YOU KNOW? 430 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,746 HOW DO YOU REALLY KNOW? 431 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,531 BRANDI, SINGLE MOTHERS ARE SUPERHEROES, 432 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,620 BUT I DON'T WANNA BE ONE, OKAY? 433 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,449 I CAN'T EVEN RUN MY OWN LIFE BY MYSELF. 434 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,798 AND I THINK, IDEALLY, 435 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,234 KIDS SHOULD BE RAISED BY TWO PARENTS 436 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,541 WHO LOVE NOT ONLY THEM, BUT EACH OTHER AS WELL. 437 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,543 AND SINCE I'M THE ONE PLAYING HOSTESS FOR NINE MONTHS, 438 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,023 I GET TO SAY WHAT'S BEST. 439 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,286 LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA 440 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,375 WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD PARENT, OKAY, 441 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,593 BUT I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD HANDLE 442 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,073 ON WHAT MAKES A BAD ONE. 443 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,206 AND THAT IS WHY I'M NOT TELLING MARK. 444 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,729 GOT IT? 445 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,588 YOU WATCH ME. 446 00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,466 WELL, WELL... LOOK AT THAT. 447 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,990 I'D SAY A RELATIONSHIP PRETTY MUCH SEALS THE DEAL 448 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,818 IN THE "SETTLED IN" DEPARTMENT, WOULDN'T YOU? 449 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,343 THREE DATES DOES NOT A RELATIONSHIP MAKE. 450 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,127 ALL RIGHT. 451 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,955 WHAT'S UP, ROMEO? HAVING FUN? 452 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,652 ARE YOU KIDDING? LAURIE'S AWESOME. 453 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,915 SHE IS AWESOME. 454 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,048 ANYWAY, THERE'S YOUR FIRST BATCH OF MAIL, AS PROMISED. 455 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,050 THANK YOU. OH, HEY, TELL STAN HE WAS RIGHT. 456 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,573 THE DOG THING, TOTAL LAYUP. 457 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,749 DID YOU CHECK OUT OSCAR? HE'S ADORABLE, RIGHT? 458 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,535 UH-HUH. A DOG INSIDE. THAT IS ADORABLE. 459 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,014 UH, LAURIE'S UNCLE OWNS THE LANES, 460 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,365 AND SHE FOSTERS RESCUES, SAID I COULD KEEP HIM. 461 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,453 YOU A DOG PERSON, MARY? 462 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,063 WELL... 463 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,196 I OPERATE UNDER A STRICT NO-PET POLICY. 464 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,198 - UPTIGHT LANDLORD? - UPTIGHT MARY. 465 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,590 COME ON! LOOK AT HIM. 466 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,070 HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A FACE LIKE THAT? 467 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,245 GEORGE. 468 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,681 WELL, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS-- 469 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,553 THE COLD, WET NOSE, 470 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,163 THOSE SCRATCHY MYSTERIOUS PADS ON THEIR FEET, 471 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,947 THE BROWN GUMS, 472 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,124 AND THE GROSS WILD-RICE TOENAILS, 473 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,038 AND THE SPASTIC WAGGING TAILS 474 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,736 KNOCKING OVER GLASSES OF WINE. 475 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,955 P.S. NOT A FAN OF THE ONE-NIGHT STAND ON MY LEG. 476 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,044 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 477 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,524 ENTER THE PRODIGAL BONEHEAD. 478 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,570 OH, BOY. 479 00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,616 BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 480 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:03,098 IT'S BOWLING NIGHT. 481 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,274 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I WANTED TO SEE YOU, OKAY? 482 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,406 TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING. 483 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,624 I GET YOU'RE PISSED OFF, 484 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,932 BUT FAMILY, YOU KNOW. 485 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,194 IT'S ALL YOU GOT. 486 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,024 HEY, BILLY, THIS IS LAURIE. 487 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,634 - HI! - LAURIE, MY BROTHER BILLY. 488 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,593 HI, LAURIE. 489 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,203 CONGRATS ON HOOKING THE BIG FISH. 490 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,119 SERIOUSLY, GEORGE IS THE BEST. 491 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:26,774 WHAT'S UP WITH THE DOG? 492 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,819 OH, UH, THAT'S OSCAR. 493 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,299 LAURIE JUST GAVE HIM TO ME. 494 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,954 - I THOUGHT WE HATED DOGS. - WHAT? NO! 495 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,696 NO. WHAT ARE YOU-- I--I LOVE DOGS. 496 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,437 SINCE WHEN? 497 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,829 GROWING UP, THERE WERE ALL THESE STRAYS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 498 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,657 GEORGE HAD THE POUND ON SPEED-DIAL. 499 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,050 THEY MADE HIM AN HONORARY DEPUTY. 500 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,183 REMEMBER? THE "BARK NARC." 501 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,358 GEORGE? 502 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,838 CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND? 503 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,058 GOD FORBID I HAVE A NICE, CALM EVENING 504 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,278 WITHOUT YOU CHARGING IN... - HEY, HEY! 505 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,018 LIKE SOME TODDLER ON A SUGAR HIGH, MAN. 506 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,585 - BILLY, WALK AWAY. - YOU DON'T PICK UP MY CALLS. 507 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:56,891 I GOT NO OTHER CHOICE. I JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY 508 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:57,892 I'M SORRY FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME. 509 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,589 1000 WOULDN'T EVEN 510 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,938 SCRATCH THE SURFACE! - HEY, HEY, HEY! 511 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,201 - YEAH? - YEAH. 512 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,202 - HEY, GEORGE. - EXACTLY. I KNOW. 513 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,290 KNOCK IT OFF. 514 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,769 ALL RIGHT? 515 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,598 UM, EXCUSE ME... 516 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,079 GEORGE, I HAD A REALLY NICE EVENING. 517 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,950 BUT I THINK-- I THINK I'M LOOKING 518 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,475 FOR A LITTLE LESS DRAMA IN MY LIFE. 519 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,173 BUT WE CAN STILL BE, YOU KNOW, FRIENDS. 520 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,958 "FRIENDS" ALWAYS HURTS. 521 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,830 I'M JUST GONNA TAKE OSCAR AND GO. 522 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,875 DON'T. PLEASE. 523 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,268 I REALLY LIKE YOU, 524 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,270 AND I DO REALLY LOVE DOGS. 525 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,142 MAYBE YOU CAN STOP BY AND CHECK IN ON HIM, 526 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,928 EVERY DAY IF YOU WANT. 527 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,582 HERE. 528 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,933 THANKS, LAURIE. 529 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,330 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS LIKE-- 530 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,766 IT'S KATE ALL OVER AGAIN. 531 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,158 YOU'RE LIKE GIRLFRIEND KRYPTONITE. 532 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,683 ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 533 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:50,988 YEAH? WELL, I'M ABOUT TO. 534 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,382 YOU AND ME, THIS, WE'RE OVER. 535 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,036 I'M DONE. 536 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,778 LAURIE! 537 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,388 LAURIE, WAIT UP! 538 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,085 COME ON. 539 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:04,785 TELL ME THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A RELATIONSHIP. 540 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,753 LOOK, GEORGE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 541 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,843 LOOK, YOU'LL MISS THAT HOT AIR BALLOON RALLY...THING. 542 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,890 WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S, LIKE, A WORLD-FAMOUS BALLOON THINGY. 543 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,500 I HAVE VERTIGO. 544 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,067 OKAY, THEN SALSA FEST. 545 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,330 AND LOOK, I'M TALKIN' KICK-ASS SALSA 546 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,679 WITH THAT ANNOYING MUSIC 547 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,115 BY THOSE GUITAR-PLAYING BULLFIGHTER GUYS. 548 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,465 MARIACHI? YOU STILL HAVEN'T MASTERED 549 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:33,596 THE HARD SELL, HUH? 550 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,815 LOOK, ALL RIGHT, 551 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,251 FORGET ABOUT THE BALLOON FEST 552 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,644 AND THE MARTIAL ARTS THING. - MARIACHI. 553 00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:40,211 WHATEVER! GEORGE, SERIOUSLY, 554 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,562 WHEREVER YOU'RE THINKING OF GOING, IT'S NOT SAFE. 555 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,912 I HAD ONE MOMENT OF HOPE THAT THINGS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT, 556 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,914 A BLANK SLATE, BUT NOTHING CHANGES. 557 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,350 MY BROTHER'S STILL THIS MASSIVE ALBATROSS 558 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,700 AROUND MY NECK. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 559 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,224 I HEAR YOU. TRUST ME, I KNOW A THING OR TWO 560 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:56,402 ABOUT ALBATROSSES. ALBATROSSI? WHAT IS THAT? 561 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:59,492 "ALBATROSSES." OR "ALBATROSS," LIKE DEER OR FISH. 562 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,929 HUH. POINT IS, PEOPLE CHANGE. 563 00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:04,323 LOOK, EVEN THE ONES YOU KNOW THE BEST AND THE LONGEST. 564 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,976 MOST TIMES THEY DON'T, BUT THEY CAN. 565 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,500 WELL, WHAT IF HE NEVER DOES, HUH? 566 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,197 WHAT IF BILLY'S ONE OF THOSE "MOST TIMES"? 567 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,330 WELL, THAT WOULD SUCK, BUT--LOOK. 568 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,244 RUNNING AWAY IS NOT AN OPTION, GEORGE. 569 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,855 PLUS, YOU KNOW WHAT THE BUDDHISTS SAY, 570 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,204 "WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE." 571 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,814 YEAH, PRECISELY-- WHEREVER YOU GO. 572 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,990 JUST WATCH. ONCE HE'S DONE SCREWING UP MY LIFE, 573 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,165 HE'LL COME AFTER YOU GUYS. 574 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,602 THAT IS, IF HE HASN'T PULLED 575 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,778 SOME BONE-HEADED MOVE TO GET KICKED OUT FIRST. 576 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,257 FOR HIS SAFETY AND YOURS, LET'S HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 577 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,390 YEAH, WHATEVER. EITHER WAY, I'M OUT. 578 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:31,175 GEORGE. 579 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,873 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 580 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,224 STOP. NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 581 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,660 M-MAKE HIM STAY. PLEASE. 582 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,662 - LOOK, BILLY-- - THEY'LL KILL YOU. 583 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,621 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. BILLY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING 584 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,449 TO ANYONE IN RYDELLE'S GANG, HAVE YOU? 585 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:45,059 AND RIGHT ON CUE, THE BONE-HEADED MOVE. 586 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,756 I KNOW THE RULES. I HAVEN'T TALKED. 587 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,671 BUT, GEORGE, LISTEN. RYDELLE... 588 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,369 IF HE FINDS OUT YOU'RE OUT THERE, AND HE WILL, 589 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,414 HE'LL KILL YOU FOR FUN. - I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 590 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,808 LOOK, I SCREWED UP AGAIN. I'M SORRY. 591 00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,462 I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEP ON YOUR DATE. 592 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,507 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CHICK WAS THE MOTHER TERESA 593 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,204 OF DOGS? - SHE'S NOT SOME CHICK, OKAY? 594 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,206 HER NAME IS LAURIE, AND SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL I LIKED 595 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,425 SINCE THE LAST ONE YOU SCARED OFF. 596 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:06,080 GEORGE, SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT ME! 597 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:10,954 DON'T LEAVE. 598 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,306 PLEASE. 599 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:24,228 FINE. I'LL STAY. 600 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,275 AGAIN. 601 00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,016 AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. 602 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:32,323 GOOD ANSWER, GEORGE. 603 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:35,196 - GOOD ANSWER. - DON'T REPEAT. 604 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,163 SO THE LOSER HAD TO RUN AROUND THE CONCOURSE 605 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,687 AT OLD YANKEE STADIUM, 606 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,253 NOTHING ON BUT A FOAM FINGER. 607 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,994 "WE'RE NUMBER ONE..." 608 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:54,433 - HOW'D THAT GO? - FINE FOR ME. I WON THE BET. 609 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,000 THE OTHER GUY? LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS A CHILLY APRIL. 610 00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:59,438 SO, UH, YOUR THING WITH MARY, WHAT IS THAT? 611 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,962 IT'S NECK-AND-NECK. LOOKS LIKE GEORGE IS STICKING AROUND. 612 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,354 BILLY'S ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR. 613 00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:04,834 I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 614 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,227 WHAT ARE THE STAKES, ANYWAY? 615 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,447 THE STAKES ARE CONFIDENTIAL, STAN. 616 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,405 CONFIDENTIAL AND HIGH. 617 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,667 OH, BOY. - EVERYTHING OKAY? 618 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:14,278 ABIGAIL. ASKING IF WE KNOW ANYTHING 619 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:15,889 ABOUT A "BILLY STONE." 620 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:18,848 DAMMIT. SO MUCH FOR NECK-AND-NECK. 621 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:26,508 THE OWNER OF A LOCAL BODEGA CALLED IT IN. 622 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,944 LUCKY FOR US, THE SECURITY CAM 623 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,294 CAUGHT THE WHOLE THING ON TAPE. 624 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:33,820 AT 11:58 P.M., ACCORDING TO THE TIMESTAMP, 625 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,561 THE PERP WAS TAGGING ONE OF OUR SCARECROW CARS 626 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,301 OVER ON CENTRAL. - THAT'S YOUR EVIDENCE? 627 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,868 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FACE. 628 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,696 NO WAY YOU CAN MAKE A POSITIVE I.D. OFF OF THAT. 629 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,045 DON'T HAVE TO, SUGARBUG. 630 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:44,352 THE FBI'S GOT A DATABASE FOR EVERYTHING. 631 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:48,051 THIS ONE LED TO TUSTIN, CALIFORNIA P.D., 632 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:51,228 WHO, RUMOR HAS IT, BUSTED A BILLY STONE 633 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:54,623 FOR TAGGING THE SAME MARK OUTSIDE ANAHEIM TWO YEARS BACK. 634 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,277 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 635 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,583 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RUMOR HAS? 636 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,672 BILLY STONE AND HIS BROTHER 637 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:02,196 ARE CURRENTLY COOPERATING IN A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION. 638 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,546 RINGING ANY BELLS? - NONE THAT I CAN ANSWER. 639 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,330 I HAVE BEEN HEARING THAT SAME SONG ALL DAY. 640 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:09,029 FBI, TUSTIN P.D.-- DEAD ENDS EVERYWHERE I LOOK. 641 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,640 MEANWHILE, THOSE TATTOOS, PRETTY DISTINCTIVE, 642 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,512 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? IF YOU KNOW THIS GUY, 643 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,817 WE'RE LOOKING TO INTERVIEW HIM. 644 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,427 DO ME A FAVOR. 645 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:19,039 BUY YOUR GUYS SOME PASTRY AND ME A LITTLE TIME. 646 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,084 20 MINUTES, NOT A SECOND MORE. 647 00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:24,087 - PUT IT ON MY TAB. - TICK-TOCK. 648 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,527 I'M TELLING YOU, IT WASN'T ME. 649 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,224 HEY, DON'T. THE BODEGA ACROSS THE STREET 650 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:31,921 GOT YOU ON THE SURVEILLANCE CAM. 651 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,140 TATS PHOTOGRAPH NICELY, THOUGH, 652 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:34,358 SO THE NEWS ISN'T ALL BAD. 653 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,360 I CAME BACK FROM GEORGE'S 654 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:37,971 AND WENT STRAIGHT TO BED. 655 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,450 I MEAN, AM I THE ONLY GUY IN THE "Q" 656 00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:40,756 WITH A SPRAY-PAINT CAN? - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 657 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,279 FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY IN ALBUQUERQUE 658 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,759 SAYS "THE Q," SO YOU CAN PUT A LID ON THAT. 659 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:45,587 SECOND, IT WAS YOUR SIGNATURE TAG. 660 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,197 YOUR SIGNATURE TAG, NIMROD. 661 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,852 WELL...MAYBE THEY GOT IT OFF MY OLD WEBSITE. 662 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:53,290 OR--OR MAYBE-- I DON'T KNOW. 663 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,423 ALL I KNOW IS I DIDN'T DO IT. 664 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,251 I MAY BE A SCREW-UP, BUT I'M NOT A LIAR. 665 00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:00,428 HEY, BILLY, WE'RE NOT MESSING AROUND HERE. 666 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,082 I HAVE TO CALL THE AUSA WITH THIS. 667 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,953 SO I'M BOOTED OUT OF WITSEC? 668 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:06,608 IT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH TO VIOLATE YOU OUT, BUT-- 669 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,044 HEY, YOU. 670 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:10,220 COME WITH ME. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 671 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:12,614 WHAT'S GOING ON? 672 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:14,181 I IMPERSONATED MY BROTHER 673 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,357 AND SPRAYED GRAFFITI ON A POLICE CAR? 674 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,706 IN A MILLION YEARS! WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 675 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,578 NON-DENIAL DENIAL NOTED FOR THE RECORD. 676 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,101 MARSHALL, ANYTHING? - IF IT'S A CRIMINAL 677 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,537 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, YOU'RE BARKING UP 678 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,017 THE WRONG BRANCH OF THE FAMILY TREE. 679 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,019 - KEEP DIGGING, GEORGE. - FOUND THIS STASHED 680 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,150 IN THE BATHROOM. 681 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,761 OOH, MANI-PEDI PARTY? 682 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:30,632 THAT WAS THERE WHEN I MOVED IN. 683 00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,242 OR YOU BOUGHT IT TO REMOVE TRACES OF SPRAY-PAINT 684 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,070 FROM WHEN YOU TAGGED THAT COP CAR. 685 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:35,942 ONE OF THOSE. - GUESS THEY LEFT THESE HERE 686 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:37,421 TOO, HUH? 687 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:38,901 KIND OF INCRIMINATING, DON'T YOU THINK? 688 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,555 EEKS. THOSE ARE INCRIMINATING 689 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,470 ON SO MANY LEVELS. 690 00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:44,690 SERIOUSLY, TAKE 'EM OFF. 691 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:48,128 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 692 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,086 I CAN. HE'S IN VISUAL EFFECTS. 693 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,914 DUPING A GRAFFITI TAG'S A SNAP FOR HIM. 694 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,481 LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU'RE A SLOB 695 00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:55,614 WHO DOESN'T THROW AWAY HIS TAKEOUT BOXES. 696 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,616 HE SIGNED THE RECEIPT TWO MINUTES 697 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,705 BEFORE YOU GOT CAUGHT ON CANDID CAMERA, PUTZ. 698 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,797 HEY, I DIDN'T WANNA HURT YA. I JUST WANTED 699 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,450 TO MAKE ENOUGH TROUBLE TO-- - TO WHAT? 700 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:10,150 TO GET AWAY. TO GET YOU AWAY. 701 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,110 EVER SINCE I WAS SEVEN, 702 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,677 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THINGS UP TO YOU, 703 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,679 TO MAKE THINGS GOOD. 704 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,681 - LET'S NOT DO THIS. - CRASHING YOUR BMX... 705 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,248 THE TIME I TORE YOUR RIPKEN ROOKIE CARD-- 706 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:24,468 YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME. 707 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:28,211 I JUST WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME, MAN, 708 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:30,039 LIKE ME HALF AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. 709 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,693 - BILLY-- - BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE SCREW-UP, 710 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,478 AND YOUR BROTHER DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT, 711 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,219 YOU CAN'T HELP TRYING TOO HARD. 712 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,091 LOOK, I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL-- 713 00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,309 YOU LOSE THE MONEY HE SPOTTED YOU, 714 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,398 SO YOU SELL THE SECRET SAUCE. 715 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:43,792 MAKE HIM WALK AWAY FROM HIS LIFE 716 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,273 AND THE CUTE GIRL AT WORK. 717 00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:51,191 I'M SORRY. 718 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:52,758 I'M TRYING. 719 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,506 STORY OF MY LIFE, RIGHT? 720 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:09,470 BILLY. 721 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:12,081 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 722 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,084 "CUT HIM SOME SLACK, GEORGE. YOU KNOW, HE'S A GOOD GUY. 723 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,869 IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S SCREWING UP YOUR LIFE ON PURPOSE." 724 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,305 ON PURPOSE, BY ACCIDENT, WHATEVER. 725 00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:20,742 YOU STILL GOTTA CLEAN UP THE MESS. 726 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,091 RIGHT. YEAH. 727 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,745 I'D TAKE SIBLING RIVALRY 728 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:25,747 OVER NEEDY AND HELPLESS ANY DAY. 729 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:28,445 HEY, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT? 730 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:32,275 WHAT--WHAT, ARE WE GIRLFRIENDS? 731 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,713 GET YOUR COAT. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL. 732 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:45,027 HEY. GUESS WHO JUST GOT GEORGE RELEASED ON AN O.R.? 733 00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:48,074 I DON'T NEED TO GUESS. I SPOKE TO A.P.D. 734 00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:50,990 YOU MEAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 735 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,470 WHAT'S THAT? SOME KIND OF KINKY EUPHEMISM? 736 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:56,952 LET'S JUST SAY I WENT THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNEL. 737 00:28:56,996 --> 00:29:00,739 GROSS. LET'S JUST SAY I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION. 738 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,784 CONGRATS ON THE O.R. I GOT THEM TO DROP 739 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,177 THE TAGGING CHARGES ALTOGETHER. 740 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,353 HMM. 741 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:09,225 SO THEN WE'RE STUCK WITH GOOFUS AND GALLANT. 742 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,227 LOOKS THAT WAY. 743 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:12,359 I'LL SOUND THE GOOD NEWS. 744 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,013 SEE YA. - SEE YA. 745 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:17,973 WOW, KNOCKING. 746 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,627 NOW YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO THROW ME. 747 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:20,889 CAN WE COME IN? 748 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,761 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH, MISS MANNERS. 749 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:27,113 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S UP, YOU TWO? 750 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,767 MARY, I KNOW ALL ABOUT MARK. 751 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,594 UH-HUH. 752 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:32,596 I'M STUNNED. 753 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,163 BRANDI'S JUST TRYING TO HELP. 754 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:37,297 - UH-HUH. - AND SO AM I. I'M A MOTHER. 755 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,255 FOR ONCE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 756 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,866 MOM, LET ME SAVE YOU SOME TIME HERE. 757 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,216 DON'T TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF THIS, OKAY? 758 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:49,483 BRANDI AND PETER HAVE A HUGE HOUSE. 759 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:54,009 ARE YOU INSANE? 760 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,272 A HUGE HOUSE? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 761 00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:59,319 - AND IT'S NOT THAT BIG. - IT IS. IT'S GIGANTIC. 762 00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:02,148 - IT'S NOT. - IT IS. NOW STOP. 763 00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:04,237 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 764 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,847 I COULD REARRANGE MY WHOLE SCHEDULE. 765 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,631 I COULD BE THERE ALL THE TIME. 766 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,459 - HUH. - IT COULD BE GREAT, MARY. 767 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:11,374 IT COULD BE LIKE-- LIKE THREE SHANNONS AND A BABY. 768 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:12,723 WOW. 769 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,683 OKAY. OH, MY GOD. LOOK, THANK YOU 770 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:18,251 FOR THE SO-CALLED SUPPORT, BUT I'M A GROWN WOMAN 771 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,687 WITH A JOB, AND A HOUSE, AND A GUN, 772 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:22,864 AND A MADE-UP MIND, GOT IT? 773 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,866 JEEZ. 774 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,609 TSK, THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 775 00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:31,220 YEAH, I THINK SO. 776 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:35,442 OKAY. 777 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:38,837 IF YOU'RE SURE... ABOUT THIS, 778 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,664 THEN SO ARE WE. 779 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,971 "SO ARE WE." WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S THE CATCH? 780 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,712 NO CATCH. WE MEANT WHAT WE SAID. 781 00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,453 BUT IF THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL, 782 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,368 WE ARE FAMILY, 783 00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:51,327 AND WE'LL SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 784 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,764 SO THEN THAT LITTLE BIT OF COMMUNITY THEATRE 785 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,636 WAS WHAT, A TEST? 786 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:58,378 WE JUST WANTED TO BE SURE THAT YOU WERE SURE. 787 00:30:58,421 --> 00:30:59,901 HUH. 788 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:02,121 SO...EAT SMART, 789 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:04,079 GET PLENTY OF REST, 790 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,952 AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. 791 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,737 THANKS, MOM. 792 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,830 PETER AND ME, THE OFFER STILL STANDS. 793 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,701 - BRANDI. - AND THE HOUSE IS SORT OF 794 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:19,138 STUPID-BIG. - OH, MY GOD. 795 00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,574 AGAIN WITH THE HOUSE. IT'S ONE BABY. 796 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:22,228 I'M NOT HAVING PUPPIES. GO. 797 00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:23,577 GO. 798 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,406 GOOD NEWS, GEORGE. 799 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,929 WE GOT A.P.D. TO DROP THE CHARGES. 800 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,278 YOU'RE A FREE MAN. 801 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,237 WHAT? 802 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,673 I'M ON MY WAY. 803 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:37,112 OSCAR FOUND THIS OUTSIDE MY DOOR. 804 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:39,898 - I DON'T GET IT. - OTHER SIDE. 805 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,900 "YOU'LL HAVE YOUR LIFE BACK SOON." 806 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,553 HE'S NOT HOME, HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS CELL. 807 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,207 LISTEN TO ME. CAN YOU THINK OF ANYWHERE HE MIGHT GO? 808 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:46,600 A BAR, A FRIEND'S PLACE, ANYWHERE. 809 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,167 I--I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T-- 810 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,082 DELIA, I NEED YOU TO LOG INTO THE TRACKING SYSTEM 811 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:52,562 AND CHECK SOMETHING FOR ME. - OH, DAMMIT. 812 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:54,390 YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN HAVING NO IDEA 813 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:56,175 WHAT YOUR BROTHER MIGHT DO? 814 00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:57,785 HAVING SOME IDEA. 815 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,928 GOOD OLD RYDELLE PICKS AN AMUSEMENT PARK FOR A MEETING. 816 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:12,539 HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO FIND HIM IN THIS MESS? 817 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:15,368 GPS PUTS BILLY SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTHEAST CORNER. 818 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,673 HIS PHONE ANYWAY. 819 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,371 LET'S FAN OUT, COVER MORE GROUND. 820 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:20,112 I'LL CHECK THAT BUILDING FIRST. 821 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:22,679 YOU HIT THE ONES ON THE WEST SIDE. 822 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:24,812 INSPECTOR SHANNON'LL STICK WITH ME. 823 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,432 WHERE'S RYDELLE? 824 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,739 I TOLD YOU HE'S BUSY-- LAWYERS AND CRAP. 825 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:40,654 YOU'LL SEE WHEN HE GETS HERE. 826 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:42,308 YOU SAID THAT THREE HOURS AGO. 827 00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,012 LOOK, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TAKE THE LEASH OFF ME. 828 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,535 I'M FULLY CAPABLE OF FANNING OUT. 829 00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,320 HEY, I KNOW YOU WORKED YOUR MAGIC ON STAN, 830 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,191 AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA ROLL YOUR EYES AT THIS, 831 00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:57,584 BUT I'M TELLING YOU. I AM. 832 00:32:57,627 --> 00:32:59,586 RIGHT, 'CAUSE THE FOUR-HOUR HARANGUE 833 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:01,196 ON THE WAY HERE WASN'T ENOUGH. - YOU'RE STICKING WITH ME. 834 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,242 LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE WALKING INTO. 835 00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:04,678 IF IT GETS UGLY IN HERE-- - GOT IT. 836 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,680 DUCK AND COVER. I KNOW. 837 00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:16,124 I'LL SAY THIS, BILLY. 838 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,605 YOU GOT SOME STONES SHOWING UP HERE. 839 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:22,043 WHY? YOU'RE A DEALMAKER. 840 00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:24,263 I GOT A DEAL TO MAKE. 841 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:25,351 THAT'S ALL. 842 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:30,095 HE'S GOT A DEAL TO MAKE. 843 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,448 LET'S HEAR IT, MONTY HALL. 844 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:39,408 PRETTY SIMPLE-- I PROMISE NOT TO TESTIFY 845 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:42,759 IF YOU PROMISE TO LET ME AND MY BROTHER LIVE. 846 00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,065 HMM. 847 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:47,503 OR...I COULD JUST SHOOT YOU... 848 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,288 RIGHT NOW. 849 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,899 NOT IF I RECORDED MY TESTIMONY ON DVD. 850 00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:56,077 I GET KILLED, MY BROTHER TURNS IT OVER TO THE FEDS. 851 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,166 THAT'S NOT SO GOOD FOR YOU. 852 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,299 WHAT DO YOU THINK, STUBBS? WOULD THAT B.S. HOLD UP 853 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:01,778 IN COURT? - I'D ARGUE HEARSAY 854 00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:03,998 AND GET IT TOSSED LIKE THAT. 855 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:08,350 STUBBY WAS PRE-LAW AT USC, SO... 856 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,961 - U.S. MARSHALS! - I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 857 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:13,921 BACK OFF. STAY BACK. STAY BACK. 858 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:16,793 OKAY. 859 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,232 EXCUSE ME. 860 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,116 COME ON! 861 00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,185 U.S. MARSHALS! STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN! 862 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:48,058 HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM! - FREEZE! DON'T MOVE! 863 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:49,669 STAY DOWN. 864 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:53,412 GO AHEAD... 865 00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:55,805 YOU WANNA SAVE YOUR BROTHER, NEXT TIME SEND A TEXT. 866 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,123 WELSHER. 867 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,385 PLEASE. YOU DID NOT WIN THE BET. 868 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:12,213 - OH, BUT I DID. - UH, BUT YOU DIDN'T. 869 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,388 - DID TOO. - DID NOT. 870 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:14,824 - DID TOO. - WHAT ARE YOU? 871 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,130 WHAT ARE YOU, CHILDREN? - SHE IS. 872 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,654 - ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! - UGH, WELSHER. 873 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,439 ENOUGH! I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE ROMP 874 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,267 THROUGH THE AMUSEMENT PART. - 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? 875 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,182 I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD TO HANG BACK. NARC. 876 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,227 WELL, FROM NOW ON, IT'S GONNA BE ME HOLDING YOU BACK. 877 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:27,533 - STAN-- - PUSH IT, INSPECTOR, 878 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,012 AND I WILL BOLT YOU TO THAT DESK. 879 00:36:29,056 --> 00:36:31,232 UNDERSTOOD? 880 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:34,757 NOW, AS FOR THIS RIDICULOUS BET... 881 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:38,370 I'M THE BOSS, ERGO I AM JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER. 882 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:40,546 YOU'LL ABIDE BY MY VERDICT. NO IFS, ANDS, BUTS, 883 00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:42,983 OR "COME ON, STANS" ABOUT IT, GOT IT? 884 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:48,031 - I GUESS. IT'S--I MEAN-- - WHATEVER. IT'S DUMB. 885 00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:49,076 YOU BOTH LOST. 886 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:51,078 - OH... - WHAT? 887 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,862 ARE YOU SERIOUS? - MM-HMM. AND AS SUCH, 888 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,081 YOU BOTH HAVE TO MAKE GOOD ON YOUR BET. 889 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:55,735 COME ON, STAN. 890 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,432 - WHAT WAS THE BET AGAIN? - LOSER EMBRACES SOMETHING 891 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,129 HE OR SHE HATES. 892 00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:01,306 WELL, I'LL TAKE ONE FRONT-ROW, CENTER TICKET, 893 00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:03,221 THANK YOU. 894 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,874 THE SIGN OF A HEALTHY COMPROMISE-- 895 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:07,094 EVERYBODY'S PISSED. 896 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:10,576 - BLOWS. - HMM. 897 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,273 ONE MORE CARS LAND QUESTION-- 898 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:15,276 IS IT TRUE THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A TEST TRACK RIDE, 899 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,104 OR ARE THESE JUST INTERNET RUMORS? 900 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,280 AND MY LIPS ARE SEALED. 901 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:20,455 TEST TRACK. 902 00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:23,328 PROUD OF YOURSELF? 903 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:25,286 - PROUD? HOW? WHY? - YOUR PLAN WORKED. 904 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,462 YOU CAN BOTH KISS ALBUQUERQUE GOODBYE. 905 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,290 - WHERE TO? - DON'T WANNA KNOW, 906 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,552 COULDN'T CARE LESS. 907 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:32,337 BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, GEORGE. 908 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:34,861 YOU'RE GOING YOUR SEPARATE WAYS. NO MORE BABYSITTING, 909 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,645 NO MORE CLEANING UP HIS MESSES, NO MORE PESKY LITTLE BROTHER 910 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,168 BEGGING TO GO BOWLING. 911 00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:40,170 AND YOU GET TO START TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 912 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:42,521 FOR YOUR ACTIONS, STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET. 913 00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,610 NO MORE HAVING TO RELY ON YOUR BIG BROTHER 914 00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:46,438 FOR A LITTLE THROW-AROUND MONEY, 915 00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:47,961 THE PERIODIC BAILOUT. 916 00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,354 THANK GOD FOR WITSEC, HUH? 917 00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:51,007 RIGHT. I MEAN, COME ON--FAMILY? 918 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:52,313 - OVERRATED. - MOVE ON. 919 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,272 GOOD RIDDANCE. 920 00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:07,328 - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? - I DON'T KNOW. YOU? 921 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:18,818 MMM. 922 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,647 COME ON. MOIST, PROCESSED PIG BITS 923 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,737 IN A SHEEP-INTESTINE CASING. - OH, GOD. 924 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:27,696 COME ON, SWEET PEA. WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? 925 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,350 I'M NOT SCARED OF THEM. 926 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,656 IT'S NOT IRRATIONAL, 927 00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:32,614 LIKE STAN'S FEAR OF CEILING FANS. 928 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:36,488 OH, I SEE. SO IT'S A TOTALLY RATIONAL HOT DOG FEAR. 929 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,925 COME ON, EXPLAIN. TEN WORDS OR LESS. 930 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,361 AS YOU'RE WELL AWARE, 931 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:42,755 I AM NO STRANGER TO EXOTIC FOODS. 932 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:43,843 THAT WAS TEN. 933 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,061 I'VE TRIED GROUPER THROAT, 934 00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:46,889 UH, ARMADILLO TACOS, 935 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,500 EVEN LAMB TESTICLES. 936 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,023 ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF. 937 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:51,851 BUT THE MIGHTY HOT DOG, 938 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:56,072 THAT RUINED A WEEKEND THE WINTER OF '95. 939 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,161 AH, FOOD POISONING! 940 00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:00,599 FOR TWO DAYS I SWEATED THROUGH SWEATPANTS, 941 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,383 WHICH IS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS. 942 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,733 STALL ALL YOU WANT, MARSHALL. 943 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,388 THEY JUST GO DOWN HARDER WHEN THEY'RE COLD. 944 00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:17,572 ONE HOT DOG A DAY FOR A WEEK. 945 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,009 THIS IS TOO GOOD. 946 00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:22,403 OKAY. YOUR TURN. 947 00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:24,231 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 948 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:25,754 SO I JUST HAVE TO PET IT, RIGHT? 949 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:28,017 YEAH. NO, YOU HAVE TO FOSTER HIM. 950 00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:29,410 FO-- ARE YOU SERIOUS? 951 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,933 YOU WANT ME TO FOSTER HIM? 952 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:33,240 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 953 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:35,416 - IT'S A GREAT IDEA. - BESIDES, I'M ALL, YOU KNOW. 954 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,070 A WOMAN WHO'D NEVER USE PREGNANCY 955 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:39,159 AS A LAME EXCUSE TO WELSH ON A BET. 956 00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:41,553 WHAT ABOUT GEORGE? POOR GEORGE. 957 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:42,771 HE LOVES OLIVER. 958 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:43,946 OSCAR. 959 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,426 AND HIS SUBCUTANEOUS MICROCHIP 960 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,559 WOULD MAKE IT TOO EASY TO TRACK GEORGE, 961 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,082 WHO, BY THE WAY, WANTED YOU TO HAVE HIM. 962 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,649 - WHAT? - THAT'S RIGHT. 963 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:53,391 HE SAID IF HE CAN COME TO LOVE DOGS, ANYONE CAN. 964 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,828 CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S A BOY. 965 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:00,920 GIVE IT TO ME. 966 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:06,534 SCIENTISTS AND SCHOLARS AND POETS AND PRIESTS 967 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:08,406 CAN ARGUE THE PARTICULARS, 968 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:10,016 BUT WHO'S TO SAY, REALLY, 969 00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:11,887 HOW CHILDREN RAISED IN THE EXACT SAME HOUSE 970 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,063 CAN TURN OUT TO BE SO DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT? 971 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:17,937 FORGET NATURE OR NURTURE. 972 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,461 MY GUESS IS IT'S THE LUCK OF THE DRAW. 973 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,289 AND THAT'S THE SCARY PART. 974 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:24,770 HOW SMART THEY ARE, IF THEY CAN READ A MAP, 975 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,162 OR CARRY A TUNE-- 976 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,947 IT'S MOSTLY OUT OF YOUR HANDS. 977 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:31,516 JUST ADD WATER AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. 978 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:38,044 BECAUSE IN THE END, AS IT IS IN THE BEGINNING, 979 00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:41,656 A CHILD IS GOING TO BE WHO A CHILD IS GOING TO BE. 980 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,484 ALL IT'LL BE FOR SURE 981 00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,094 IS A REMINDER, 982 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:47,880 A CONSTANT REMINDER OF WHO YOU ARE, 983 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:49,142 AND WHERE YOU'VE BEEN, 984 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:51,797 AND HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO GO. 70239

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