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SINCE 1970, THE FEDERAL
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

HAS RELOCATED
THOUSANDS OF WITNESSES--

SOME CRIMINAL,
SOME NOT--

TO NEIGHBORHOODS
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

EVERY ONE
OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS

SHARES A UNIQUE ATTRIBUTE,
DISTINGUISHING THEM

FROM THE REST OF
THE GENERAL POPULATION.

AND THAT IS--
SOMEBODY WANTS THEM DEAD.

AND I'M ALWAYS AMAZED
WHEN I SEE A SMOKING-HOT BABE

WITH A GUY THAT LOOKS--
WELL, A LOT LIKE YOU, SIR.

I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND IT
FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO UPGRADE
THE OL' GENE POOL.

WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIND
THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MATE

TO BREED WITH--
IT'S CALLED NATURAL SELECTION.

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

BITE ME.

YOU SEE?

IT IS A SYSTEM THAT WORKS.

SHH.

♪ SOMEONE'S NOT
PAYING ATTENTION ♪

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
OUR HOST, OUR OWNER,

AND THE RUDEST SON-OF-A-BITCH
IN THE ROOM,

MR. BILLY COOPER.

HEY, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU'VE HEARD.

BILLY IS NOT A MOBSTER.

IN FACT, JUST THE OPPOSITE.

HIS TRASH COLLECTION COMPANY
KEEPS OUR FAIR CITY CLEAN.

HIS CEMENT PLANT
BUILDS ROADS, BRIDGES,

THE OCCASIONAL
PAIR OF SHOES.

AND GENEROUS.

JUST THIS WEEK
INSTEAD OF PAYING ME

IN THAT FILTHY
U.S. CURRENCY,

THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

GAVE ME A BRAND-NEW VCR
RIGHT OFF THE BACK

OF HIS VERY OWN TRUCK.

WILLIE.
HMM?

SIT DOWN.

YES, BOSS.

I AM WILLIE RIPP.

IF YOU NEED A CHEAP BETAMAX,
I'LL BE AT THE BAR.

YOU "MURDELIZED" HIM.

WHERE'S THE AGENT--
THE BLACK HOOK TOUR?

WHAT HAPPENED?
DID I GET IT?

OH, YEAH, I BLEW HIM OFF.
WHAT?

HE SMELLED LIKE
ENGLISH LEATHER.

YOU KNOW HOW I HATE THAT.

BESIDES, THEIR FIRST SHOW
IS TUESDAY IN DETROIT.

NOW, HOW ARE YOU
GONNA DO THAT

AND CARSON THE SAME NIGHT?

YOU HEARD ME, SLUGGO.

JOHNNY CARSON,
TUESDAY NIGHT.

SECOND SPOT.

HERE'S TO AMERICA'S
HOTTEST NEW STAND-UP.

OH, WHATEVER I AM,
IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU.

THAT IS AWFUL.

AMERICA'S HOTTEST NEW
STAND-UP DESERVES MUCH BETTER.

NOW, SHH,
YOU WAIT HERE.

I KNOW WHERE COOPER
KEEPS THE GOOD STUFF.

OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW,
JOHN, WHAT CAN I SAY?

I MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

OHH!

HEY, WILLIE.

GREAT SET TONIGHT.
HEY, GIVE ME A SEC.

I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY?

TOO MUCH GUN.

BETAMAX.

THAT WAS GOOD.

YOU'LL CLEAN UP HERE?

OH, MY GOD.
GO, GO, GO, GO!

GO, GO, GO, GO!

MORNING.

YOU HEAR THAT, RIGHT?

IT'S PETER AGAIN.
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

NO, HEY. I SAVE
THE TOP FOR A REASON.

WHY AREN'T YOU
ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?

I DON'T KNOW.

SO WE GO ON ONE DATE.
DOES THAT MEAN HE OWNS ME?

AM I NOW ONE OF HIS
MANY POSSESSIONS?

HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM
SINCE THE DATE?

CALLED TO SAY, "THANK YOU"?
ANYTHING?

NO, I THOUGHT
MAYBE JUST

A CLEAN BREAK
WAS THE BEST WAY TO GO.

OKAY, LOOK, I'M
THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD

WHO THINKS
YOU OWE SOMEONE SEX

JUST 'CAUSE THEY
BUY YOU DINNER.

BUT COME ON,
THE GUY TOOK YOU

TO THE GOVERNOR'S BALL,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

BY YOUR OWN ACCOUNT,

TREATED YOU LIKE A PRINCESS
ALL NIGHT LONG.

SO IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BREAK HIM OFF SOME,

THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
IS TAKE HIS CALL.

HI, PETER.
HERE'S BRANDI.

PETER? HI.

SO JUDGING BY
THE PORCELAIN VENEERS,

I'M GUESSING
IT'S NOT ANASAZI.

NOT UNLESS THE ANASAZI

USE ANY 9-MILLIMETER
SOFT POINTS.

SO BRANDI FINALLY DATES
SOMEONE RESPECTABLE

AND SHE WANTS TO DUMP HIM?

RESPECTABLE AND RICH.

LET'S NOT FORGET
RICH IS THE BEST PART.

RESPECTABLE AND RICH
DO NOT A RELATIONSHIP MAKE.

TRUE.
NICE ASS DOESN'T HURT.

DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT
OUT LOUD, ACTUALLY.

MARSHAL SERVICE.

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
I'LL SEE IF HE'S IN.

UH, FOR YOU, CHIEF,
A DETECTIVE DERSHOWITZ.

A.B.Q.P.D.
I'LL JUST TAKE IT HERE.

WHY THE HELL
IS HE CALLING YOU?

MAYBE BECAUSE
WHATEVER IT IS

IS NONE OF
YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.

I SUPPOSE
THAT COULD BE IT.

MORNING, DETECTIVE.

WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
INSPECTOR MCQUEEN.

I FOUND SOMETHING
THAT BELONGS TO YOU.

FIRST RULE, DON'T
CONTAMINATE THE CRIME SCENE.

THAT'S THE PART
INSIDE THE YELLOW TAPE.

I KNEW LETTING YOU TWO COME
WAS A MISTAKE.

YEAH, LIKE WE WERE
GOING TO MISS A CHANCE

TO SEE YOU OUT IN THE FIELD.

HOW'S IT COMING?
EH, SLOWLY.

THIS GROUND IS HARD
AS CEMENT.

DUG THAT UP
A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.

NICE TIE.
EH, ENGLISH.

SINGLE PIECE.
SEVEN FOLD.

RABSON, WILLIAM JOHN.

OH, JEEZ.

TAKE IT YOU TWO
ARE ACQUAINTED.

REAL NAME
WAS WILLIE RIPP.

MY FIRST WITNESS.

DO WE KNOW WHERE ANY
OF YOUR OTHER WITNESSES ARE?

MAYBE THEY DID THINGS
DIFFERENTLY BACK THEN.

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.

HE WAS A COMEDIAN.

ONE OF THOSE
AGGRESSIVE TYPES.

PISSED PEOPLE OFF
FOR A LIVING.

EYEWITNESS IN A BIG
BOSTON MURDER CASE,

BAD GUY NAMED BILLY COOPER.

DO YOU REMEMBER
HIM GOING MISSING?

NOT REALLY MISSING.

WALKED AWAY, AS IN--
IN THE WIND.

MEMORY SERVES,
IT WAS OCTOBER '88.

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

WOW.

GUESS HE MUST HAVE
LIFTED IT OFF ME.

ALWAYS THOUGHT
I JUST LOST IT.

IT WAS A HUGE PAIN
IN THE ASS AT THE TIME.

I'LL BET.

LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S
ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO TO HELP.

ACTUALLY,
HIS FILE WOULD BE NICE.

ANYTHING YOU GOT,
SEND IT OVER.

THE SOONER THE BETTER, OKAY?

SURE, I CAN
DO THAT FOR YOU.

ALL THIS COOPERATION!

ME SO HAPPY.

GLAD SOMEBODY IS.

HEY, WHAT KIND OF PIECE
DID YOU CARRY BACK THEN?

A SIG NINE.

NOW ME NOT SO HAPPY.

YOUR FIRST WITNESS.
JUST DON'T START, INSPECTOR.

I'M NOT, I'M NOT.
I JUST...

WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN YOU
IN ACTION 20 YEARS AGO.

YEAH, WELL, TRUST ME--

IT WASN'T PRETTY.

OKAY, FOLKS, THIS IS
THE WITNESS SECURITY

MEMORANDUM
OF UNDERSTANDING.

AND IT, UH,

SETS UP THE, UH, AGREEMENT.

LAYS OUT ALL THE RULES
AND REGULATIONS AND--

AND THE UNDERSTANDING
BETWEEN YOU, THE WITNESSES,

AND US, THE, UM...

THE WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM.

IS THAT ALL CLEAR?

UM, YEAH.

ABSOLUTELY.
CRYSTAL CLEAR.

THE ONLY THING
THAT'S CLEAR IS THAT

I AM SUPPOSED TO BE
ON CARSON TONIGHT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
WILLIE, STOP.

INSPECTOR MCQUEEN
IS TRYING TO HELP US.

HELP US?
HELP US WHAT?

LOSE EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED
MY WHOLE LIFE FOR?

THANK YOU, PAL.

NEXT TIME I NEED HELP FLUSHING
MY DREAMS DOWN THE TOILET,

I'LL KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL.

ACTUALLY
INSPECTOR MCQUEEN

IS HELPING YOU STAY ALIVE.

THIS ISN'T LIVING.
THIS IS ALBUQUERQUE.

HE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.
HE'S FRUSTRATED.

YES, I DO MEAN IT.

NO, NO.

SOUNDS LIKE MR. RIPP
WAS A PIECE OF WORK.

THAT HE WAS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
DERSHOWITZ ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND?

FOR ONE, HE DIDN'T ASK.

FOR TWO, WE DON'T
OFFER UP INFORMATION

ABOUT PROTECTED WITNESSES
UNLESS THERE'S

A COMPELLING REASON
TO DO SO.

SO WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
AY, YI, YI, YI.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE IT UP, STAN.

SHE'S LIKE A DOG
WITH A BONE.

OKAY, FINE.

AFTER WILLIE TOOK OFF,
GWEN OPTED OUT.

THAT'S IT. END OF STORY.
WE'RE DONE.

YOU JUST SAID
SHE WAS PROTECTED.

IF SHE OPTED OUT, SHE'S NOT--
PROTECTED, NOT PROTECTED.

I DON'T TALK
ABOUT MY WITNESSES,

PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE,
UNLESS THERE'S

A DAMN GOOD REASON.

YOU WANT TO WALK OR RIDE?

CHECK THIS OUT.

I THINK I JUST FOUND OUT
WHY STAN'S

SO TOUCHY
ABOUT THE RIPP CASE.

YOU MEAN,
ASIDE FROM THE FACT

THAT HIS VERY FIRST
WITNESS WOUND UP MURDERED

IN THE DESERT?

LOOK, SMART-ASS.
I WANT TO SEE.

OOH. STAN LOST RIPP
BEFORE HE TESTIFIED.

BLEW THE CASE.
A CARDINAL WITSEC SIN.

WHAT ARE
YOU PEOPLE DOING?

NOTHING, JUST--

FIND SOMETHING
USEFUL TO DO

OR I'LL FIND SOMETHING
FOR YOU.

WAS HE FUNNY?

NO, HE WASN'T.

HE WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.

RABSON.

YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU
GOT THE WRONG LAST NAME?

I DON'T FEEL LIKE A RABSON.

RABSONS ARE ROTUND
AND SWEATY.

YOUR NAME WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO BE RABSON, WOULD IT?

OLIVIA!

WILLIE'S THIRSTY!

MOO!

HOW LONG HAS
HE BEEN DOING THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE'S BEEN GOING OUT
EVERY NIGHT

AND HE WOULDN'T
TELL ME WHERE,

SO TONIGHT,
I JUST FOLLOWED HIM.

QUERY, WENCH.

DO I LOOK LIKE A RABSON?

NO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A DICK.

BAR WENCH, 1.
COMIC, NOTHING.

I'M WILLIE RABSON.
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.

TRY THE VEAL.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.
I KNOW.

WILLIE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD--
NO COMEDY, NO PERFORMING.

YOU CALLED HIM, YOU BITCH.
YOU SOLD ME OUT!

EASY, WILLIE, COME ON.
EASY.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE PROTECTING ME?

WILLIE, COME ON.

REALLY, GWEN.
YOU AND MANLY STANLEY?

I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND,
HE'S GOT THAT

BIG GUN AND ALL.

WILLIE, PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, OKAY?

EVERYBODY'S TRYING TO KEEP
YOU ALIVE AND YOU JUST--

DON'T LECTURE ME.

CAN'T DO THIS.
I CAN'T NOT BE WHO I AM.

OH, AND BY THE WAY, PAL,
YOUR HAIRLINE

IS RETREATING FASTER
THAN THE ITALIAN ARMY,

AND SHE HATES BALD GUYS.

ACTUALLY, WHAT I HATE
ARE WHINY, SELFISH

LITTLE BOYS
WHO REFUSE TO GROW UP.

SCREW YOU, GWEN.

WILLIE.
WILLIE, JUST WAIT, WILL YOU--

NO.
WILL YOU WAIT A SECOND?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LET HIM GO, LET HIM GO.

HE'LL COME BACK.
HE ALWAYS DOES.

HE JUST NEEDS TO COOL OFF,
AND HE NEEDS TO SOBER UP.

AND THEN HE'LL COME BACK
AND HE'LL BE ALL APOLOGETIC.

THAT'S HIS SHTICK.

OKAY.
SO, UH...

LET'S MOVE YOU TO A NEW MOTEL,
AND I'LL GO TRACK DOWN WILLIE.

GOD, HE IS SUCH A BABY.

WELL, THIS IS A REALLY
TOUGH TRANSITION FOR HIM.

WE'RE TAKING FROM HIM
SOMETHING HE LOVES.

YEAH, LIKE A CRACK PIPE.

DON'T WORRY, GWEN.
I'LL FIND HIM.

WE'LL GET HIM
STRAIGHTENED OUT.

YOU'RE A LOT NICER
TO HIM THAN HE DESERVES.

YEAH, WELL,
LIKE I SAID,

YOU KNOW, UM...

GIVING UP YOUR DREAMS...

WALKING AWAY
FROM SOMETHING YOU LOVE--

IT'S NOT EASY.

HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND?

STAN?

STAN.

HEY. CHIEF.
HMM? WHAT?

WHERE THE HELL'D
YOU JUST GO?

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

WOW. THAT'S GWEN?
SHE WAS--

EXCUSE ME.

WHOA.

DON'T SHOOT.
I'M FRIENDLY.

I BROUGHT TUNA.

THANK YOU.

DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE?

I DIDN'T NEED ANYTHING
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

COME ON, STAN.
YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
THIS TWISTED UP

OVER RIPP GETTING KILLED.

NOT IF HE WAS THE ASSHOLE
YOU MAKE HIM OUT TO BE.

SO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON.

IT WAS A BAD CASE
TO BEGIN WITH.

ME HAVING NO IDEA
WHAT I WAS DOING

DIDN'T HELP THINGS ANY.

WAS THERE SOMETHING GOING
ON WITH YOU AND THE GIRL?

GO BACK TO WORK,
INSPECTOR.

STAN.

AND CLOSE THE DOOR
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.
GOOD TALK.

WE'RE OUT TO LUNCH.
COME BACK LATER.

I GOT IT.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?

FIND ANY MORE
OF STAN'S WITNESSES?

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.

JUST STOPPED BY
TO PICK UP THE RIPP FILE,

WHICH, UH, YOUR CHIEF SAID
HE'D GET

RIGHT OVER TO ME
BUT DIDN'T.

RIPP. THAT IS WITH,
UH, TWO P's, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

UH, INSPECTORS,
HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN

THE, UH, RIPP FILE?

WITH TWO P's.

I DID NOT.
MARY, YOU SEEN THE RIPP FILE?

I BELIEVE STAN HAD IT.

PRETTY SURE
HE SENT IT OVER TO YOU.

UH, NO, BUT
HE WAS ABOUT TO.

COULD I GET THIS COPIED
FOR THE DETECTIVE?

COMING RIGHT UP, CHIEF.

HOW'S THE CASE COMING?

LIKE DRY ICE.

BOSTON'S TURNING UP ZILCH.

AT THE TIME
OF THE KILLING, COOPER WAS

STILL IN JAIL
AWAITING TRIAL.

NOW, OBVIOUSLY
HE COULD HAVE REACHED OUT

AND TOUCHED SOMEONE,
THERE'S JUST NO MURDER WEAPON.

RAN THE 9-MILLIMETER
SLUGS THROUGH N.C.I.C.

NO HITS, NOTHING.

MAKES IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE
TO REACH BACK 20 YEARS.

1988--
BALLISTICS THAT OLD

PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN
IN THE SYSTEM, RIGHT?

IF THERE IS A MATCH
OUT THERE, IT'S PROBABLY

BURIED IN SOME EVIDENCE
LOCKER SOMEWHERE.

YEAH, WELL,
IF THAT'S THE CASE,

THEN IT MIGHT AS WELL
BE BURIED IN THE SAHARA.

NO, NOT NECESSARILY.

DETECTIVE DERSHOWITZ,
HAVE YOU MET MY NEW ASSISTANT,

ELEANOR PRINCE?

NOT OFFICIALLY.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
AND YOU, DETECTIVE.

ACTUALLY, I'M THE NEW
OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR.

OH, YOU HAVE
MY DEEPEST SYMPATHY.

CLEARLY I COMMITTED
WAR CRIMES IN A PAST LIFE.

COMEDY STYLINGS
OF DULL AND DULLER.

ANYWAY, WHEN YOU'RE DONE
RIFFING, WOULD YOU MIND

SENDING OVER THE BALLISTICS,
JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT?

ELEANOR DOES ALMOST
NOTHING AROUND HERE.

IT WOULD GIVE HER
A LITTLE PROJECT.

YEAH, SURE.
I'LL PUT A RUSH ON IT.

SO LET'S MAKE A LIST
OF ALL THE CRIMES

IN THE BOSTON AREA
WHERE A 9-MIL WAS USED,

AND THAT MENTIONS COOPER
OR ANY OF HIS KNOWN ASSOCIATES

OR ASSOCIATES OF KNOWN
ASSOCIATES AS SUSPECTS.

NO, I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.

I HAVE SOMEONE IN BOSTON
WHO CAN DO THE LEGWORK.

OH, AND WHILE YOU'RE UP,
I COULD USE A CUP OF COFFEE.

YEAH, NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.
DIDN'T THINK SO.

THAT WAS OUR HEAD
OF FORENSICS.

THEY FOUND MORE BONES
BURIED UNDERNEATH RIPP.

FEMALE, SHOT WITH
THE SAME 9.

ANY IDEAS?

UM...

THE VICTIM CAME IN
WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND,

AND YOU DIDN'T THINK
THAT GETS A MENTION?

HER INFO'S IN THE FILE.

SOMETIMES THESE
DECISIONS ABOUT WHAT

AND WHAT NOT TO DISCLOSE
TAKE A WHILE TO PROCESS.

INSPECTORS, WOULD YOU PLEASE
COMMUNICATE TO YOUR CHIEF

THAT THIS IS NOW
A DOUBLE HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION

WITH WHICH HE
IS DIRECTLY CONNECTED?

AND FROM THIS POINT FORWARD,
I EXPECT

HIS FULL COOPERATION.

DENNIS,
I ALREADY TOLD YOU

NOTHING CAME UP
IN N.C.I.C.

THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU.

THIS REQUIRES SOME DIGGING.

YES, ACTUAL
PHYSICAL SEARCHING.

WELL, DID I SAY
IT WOULD BE EASY?

WAIT A SECOND.

I GOT TO GO.

YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU?

OH, NO.

SO WE HAD A GOOD TIME
THE OTHER NIGHT, RIGHT?

YEAH, IT WAS FUN.
GOOD.

'CAUSE I WAS STARTING
TO WONDER WHEN

YOU WEREN'T RETURNING
MY CALLS...

I WAS BUSY, ALL RIGHT?

I HAVE A LIFE, YOU KNOW.

I KNOW.
OF COURSE.

GOOD, SO DON'T BLAME ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE INSECURE.

YEAH. I GOT IT.

SORRY IF I, UH,
HIT A NERVE.

HIT A NERVE?
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

NOTHING.
YOU JUST SEEM IRRITATED.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
I DON'T LIKE BEING JUDGED.

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.

AND I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.

WHAT?

DID I FORGET TO RINSE
OUT MY COFFEE CUP?

PLEASE.
COMING HERE ISN'T EASY FOR ME.

BUT, GOD HELP ME, YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE I COULD TALK TO.

ALL RIGHT.
COME IN.

THANK YOU.

OH, DEAR LORD, I--

I KNEW YOU WERE MESSY,
BUT THIS IS JUST--

I WILL BE SO IMPRESSED
IF YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY

AT 10:00 JUST
TO TAKE A CHEAP SHOT.

I MEAN, THAT TAKES
SOME KIND OF GAME.

AS YOU MAY KNOW,
I KEEP A STRICT ACCOUNTING

OF ALL OFFICE SUPPLIES
TO INSURE AGAINST MISUSE.

DIDN'T KNOW,
BUT I'M NOT SURPRISED.

BEING ORGANIZED
IS A GOOD THING, MARY.

ANYWAY, WHEN I WAS RECTIFYING
THE COPY MACHINE LOGS TONIGHT--

YOU'RE DEFINITELY
SCREWING WITH ME.

MARY, THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THE RIPP FILE.

STAN DID SOMETHING.

WHAT?

THE ORIGINAL FOLDER
I GAVE HIM HAD 14 PAGES.

BUT WHEN I COPIED IT
FOR THE DETECTIVE,

THERE WERE ONLY 13.

SO YOU THINK STAN
REMOVED ONE OF THE PAGES

BEFORE GIVING THE FILE
TO DERSHOWITZ?

THAT IS A HIGHLY RESTRICTED
GOVERNMENT FILE.

TECHNICALLY,
WHAT STAN DID

IS THE SAME AS
WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE.

MARY, HE COULD GO TO PRISON.

LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

THERE WAS PROBABLY
SOMETHING SENSITIVE TO WITSEC

IN THERE THAT HE DIDN'T
WANT BOBBY TO SEE.

MARY, YOU'VE SEEN
THE WAY HE'S BEEN ACTING.

SOMETHING IS WRONG.

I BETTER CALL MARSHALL.

HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH, MY GOD.
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

YEP.
DEFINE "ALL RIGHT."

OH, NO.

WHAT'D YOU GUYS
HAVE FOR DINNER? ROOFIES?

I HAD THE LAMB.

SHE HAD TWO BOTTLES
OF WHAT I'M GUESSING

WAS A LOVELY
'98 DUCKHORN.

I AM--I AM REALLY SORRY.

I--I TRIED TO REIN HER IN.
THAT'S OKAY.

BETTER MEN THAN YOU
HAVE TRIED AND FAILED,

INCLUDING MYSELF.

I CAN STAY IF YOU WANT.

NO. THANKS, THAT'S OKAY.
I GOT THIS.

I GUESS I'D BETTER GO
HOSE OUT MY CAR.

HMM.

OKAY, WE NEED
TO TURN HER ON HER SIDE

IN CASE SHE GETS SICK
AGAIN, SO...

OKAY.

OKAY. OKAY.

OH!

TOO MUCH.

THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

YEAH.

WELL, HOW FAR BACK
DID YOU GO?

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT PAGE HE PULLED.

MMM, I KNOW.
IT ALL SEEMS TO BE HERE.

INTAKE, M.O.U.,
LOCATION, CASE HISTORY--

SAME CRAP WE HAVE TODAY.

MAYBE PROTOCOLS WERE
DIFFERENT 20 YEARS AGO?

NO, I SAID SIX YEARS.
COME ON.

DENNIS, I NEED YOU
TO DO THIS RIGHT.

CITY-WIDE,
OUTLYING SUBURBS

ALL THE WAY TO WORCESTER
IF NECESSARY.

NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S--

THAT'S NOT
A HUGE FAVOR, DENNIS.

A--A HUGE FAVOR WOULD BE,

OH, TURNING A BLIND EYE
TO SOMEONE

HACKING INTO N.S.A. FILES

IN ORDER TO SAVE
THEIR SHAM OF A MARRIAGE.

MM-HMM.

RIGHT. YOU SAY HI
TO KATIE FOR ME.

STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S MISSING?

YOU KNOW, THERE IS
ANOTHER WAY TO GO HERE.

SO STAN MCQUEEN.

"LITTLE JACK,"
I USED TO CALL HIM.

WHY IS THAT?

BECAUSE HE'S LIKE
A JACK RUSSELL TERRIER.

POUND FOR POUND, PROBABLY
THE TOUGHEST MAN I KNOW.

both:
STAN?

WELL, YOU KNOW,
HE PLAYS THAT SHY,

QUIET THING PRETTY WELL,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT

TO BE THE GUY HE'S LOOKING
AT WHEN THE SWITCH FLIPS.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE HAD A SWITCH.

SO WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
IS STAN OKAY?

WELL, WE DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

WE'RE LOOKING
INTO AN OLD CASE OF HIS.

THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD SHED SOME LIGHT.

LET ME GUESS.

WILLIE RIPP AND GWEN JONES.

YEAH.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?

IT WASN'T
HARD TO FIGURE.

MOST PEOPLE, DURING
THE COURSE OF THEIR CAREERS,

MAKE THEIR FAIR SHARE
OF MISTAKES.

STAN--

STAN SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN
ALL OF HIS OUT OF THE WAY

ON HIS VERY FIRST CASE.

ESPECIALLY
SINCE THEY BOTH WOUND UP

BURIED IN THE DESERT.

ANY THOUGHTS
ON THE SUBJECT?

WHERE DID THEY FIND THEM?

HOW LONG HAD THEY BEEN
IN THE GROUND?

NORTH OF TRAMWAY,
WEST OF THE 25.

ABOUT 20 YEARS.

AND--AND SOMEONE IS
LOOKING AT STAN FOR THIS?

'CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU
RIGHT NOW, STAN MCQUEEN--

THEY FOUND HIS BADGE
IN THE HOLE

WITH THE BODIES.

I DON'T CARE
WHAT THEY FOUND.

STAN HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.

HE DIDN'T KILL THEM.

I CAN TELL YOU THIS,
THOUGH.

RIPP...

RIPP WAS AN ACCIDENT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.

BESIDES VIOLATING
EVERY WITSEC RULE,

HE WAS CHEATING ON GWEN
FROM THE MINUTE

THEY GOT INTO TOWN.

WITH WHOM?
WITH WHOMEVER.

AND HE WASN'T PARTICULARLY
DISCREET ABOUT IT.

NOW, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN TELL YOU?

YEAH.

STAN TOOK A PAGE
OUT OF RIPP'S FILE

BEFORE TURNING IT OVER
TO THE POLICE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN?

PUT IT AWAY.

UM...

I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT HE TOOK OUT.

GOOD MORNING, CHIEF.
HOW YOU FEELING TODAY?

OH, YOU KNOW.
YEAH.

BETTER THAN YESTERDAY,
I SUPPOSE.

WHERE ARE MY INSPECTORS?

OH, I COULDN'T TELL YOU.

THEY HAVEN'T,
UH, INVITED ME

INTO THEIR LITTLE CLUB YET.

THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

DON'T YOU WORRY,
'CAUSE YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

DETECTIVE.

I'M A SENIOR DETECTIVE
WITH ALBUQUERQUE P.D.

DID YOU THINK
I WASN'T GONNA FIND THIS?

I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDN'T.

I HAVE EXTENDED EVERY
POSSIBLE PROFESSIONAL COURTESY

TO YOU ON THIS DEAL.

YOUR BADGE WAS BURIED
WITH THE VIC,

YOU DON'T TELL ME ABOUT
THE GIRLFRIEND, AND NOW THIS?

WHAT THE HELL
KIND OF EXCUSE

ARE YOU GONNA
COME UP WITH THIS TIME?

LIKE I SAID, I WAS
HOPING YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT.

GOD DAMN IT.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THAT?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

CAN I DO ANYTHING, CHIEF?

YEAH.

ANYONE NEEDS ME,
TELL 'EM I'LL BE DOWN

AT ALBUQUERQUE P.D.
FOR A WHILE.

LET'S GO.

ARE YOU INSANE?

YOU BEAT THE CRAP
OUT OF RIPP

THE LAST NIGHT ANYONE
SEES HIM ALIVE?

IN FRONT OF MULTIPLE
WITNESSES, NO LESS?

WHICH, GIVEN ALL
THE OTHER EVIDENCE

POINTING TOWARDS YOU,
IS BAD ENOUGH.

THEN YOU COMPOUND
THE PROBLEM BY TRYING

TO BURY THE POLICE REPORT.

FOR CHRIST SAKES, STAN.

YOU'RE A GNAT'S ASS
FROM A MAJOR FELONY CHARGE.

COME ON, STAN.
PLEASE!

WOW.

NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
DID I EVER THINK

I'D BE TELLING THIS STORY.

SO...

FOR A WHILE,
THINGS SETTLED DOWN.

NEAR AS I COULD TELL,
WILLIE WAS FOLLOWING THE RULES,

STAYING AWAY FROM THE COMEDY,
BUT WILLIE...

HE WAS STILL WILLIE.
HE WAS MAKING GWEN MISERABLE.

HE WAS TAKING ALL HIS
FRUSTRATION OUT ON HER

SO--SO--SO SHE AND I--WE...

WE HAD A COUPLE OF LUNCHES,

JUST THE TWO OF US.

A COUPLE.
MAYBE IT WAS FOUR OR FIVE.

I DON'T KNOW, MARY.

BUT I WAS THE ONLY SHOULDER
SHE HAD TO CRY ON.

I TRIED TO CONVINCE MYSELF

IT WAS ALL PROFESSIONAL.

I WAS DOING MY JOB.

GWEN WAS JUST MY WITNESS.

THE TRUTH OF IT IS...

STAN.

YOU HAVE TO TELL US
WHAT HAPPENED.

OKAY.

OKAY.

SO THE NIGHT
OF THE POLICE REPORT,

I GET A CALL.

AND IT'S GWEN,
AND SHE'S CRYING.

I'M SORRY.

I NEEDED TO SEE YOU.

IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

WHERE'S WILLIE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T CARE, REALLY.

HE WAS DRINKING A LOT,

SAID HE NEEDED A RIPP FIX,
AND HE BLEW OUT.

I DIDN'T EVEN
TRY TO STOP HIM.

OKAY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'LL CHECK THE CLUBS.

HE'LL TURN UP, OKAY?
NO.

JUST STAY HERE WITH ME,
PLEASE.

OH, GWEN.

I CAN'T DO THIS, GWEN.
YES, YOU CAN.

YOU CAN.
YOU JUST HAVE TO LET YOURSELF.

GWEN, I GOT TO GET WILLIE.

I GOT TO GET HIM.
IT'S MY JOB.

OH, JEEZ.

OH, JEEZ.
HE DID THAT?

I'M OKAY.

WHEN YOU'RE HERE, I'M OKAY.

LOCK THE DOOR
BEHIND ME.

STAN, PLEASE.

YOU STOLE HER!

WILLIE, STOP IT!

YOU HIT HER? HUH?

YOU LOW-LIFE
PIECE OF GARBAGE!

YOU EVER LAY A HAND ON HER
AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU.

BREAK IT UP.
HEY, HEY.

HEY.

THIS ISN'T OVER, ASSHOLE!

YOU MESSED
WITH THE WRONG PERSON!

I'M A U.S. MARSHAL.
LET ME GO.

SOON AS THE COPS GET HERE,
I'LL LET YOU GO.

AND HE DID.
TOOK DOWN MY NAME.

GWEN'S NAME.
WILLIE'S.

HE, OF COURSE, WAS GONE.

AND THE WITNESS ONLY SAW
THE PART OF THE FIGHT

WHERE I WAS PUNCHING RIPP,

TELLING HIM
I WAS GONNA KILL HIM,

ALL THE GOOD STUFF.

IS THAT WHY
YOU HID THE REPORT?

I TOOK THE REPORT
OUT OF THE FOLDER

BECAUSE IT MENTIONED THAT RIPP
HAD BEATEN GWEN UP.

IT GAVE HER MOTIVE.

AND YOU DIDN'T WANT BOBBY
LOOKING AT HER FOR THE MURDER.

SO YOU LET HIM
THINK YOU DID IT?

PRETTY NOBLE GESTURE
FOR A WOMAN

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
IN 20 YEARS.

AT THE TIME,
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT--

YOU KNOW, SECOND BODY.

YOU STILL
HAVEN'T TOLD US ANYTHING

THAT'S GONNA HELP CLEAR YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER THE FIGHT?

AFTER THE FIGHT.

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

I HAVE TO FIND WILLIE.

PLEASE, DON'T GO.

STAY HERE WITH ME.

I KNOW YOU WANT TO.

AND I WANT YOU TO.

I TOLD YOU BEFORE, GWEN.
I CAN'T.

I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO DO MY JOB.

QUIT YOUR JOB.

YOU WANT ME TO QUIT
THE ONLY THING

I'VE EVER WANTED TO DO?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE WILLIE.

YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE HIM.

YOU'RE SWEET,
AND YOU'RE KIND.

AND YOU DON'T
HAVE TO ACT TOUGH

BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY ARE.

AND WE COULD BE
SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

I KNOW WE COULD.

IS THIS JOB
REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?

GIVING FAKE LIVES
TO OTHER PEOPLE,

NO LIFE OF YOUR OWN?

PLEASE, STAN.

I WOULDN'T ASK
IF I REALLY THOUGHT

THIS WOULD
MAKE YOU HAPPY

BUT I DON'T
THINK IT WILL.

PLEASE.

COME AWAY WITH ME.

PLEASE.

OKAY. OKAY.

I CROSSED THE LINE.

BLEW IT TO SMITHEREENS.

I'D HAVE BEEN
LESS SURPRISED IF

YOU'D TOLD US
YOU WERE THE SHOOTER.

LOOKING BACK, I CAN'T EVEN
BELIEVE THAT WAS ME.

SO OBVIOUSLY,
YOU DIDN'T QUIT.

WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

NO, ACTUALLY, I--
I TRIED TO QUIT

BUT MY BOSS TALKED ME
INTO FINISHING THE JOB RIGHT.

SAID I NEEDED
TO BRING WILLIE IN,

THAT I WASN'T
THE KIND OF PERSON

TO LEAVE A MESS BEHIND.

HE WAS RIGHT.

HE DIDN'T MENTION THAT.

YOU TALKED TO MALONE?
IN THE FLESH.

OH, MARY,
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

BECAUSE
IF YOU GO TO JAIL,

HE BECOMES MY BOSS AND THEN
I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF.

THANKS.
APPRECIATE THAT.

NOT FOR NOTHING,
BUT YOU AS AN EMPLOYEE

AREN'T EXACTLY
A WALK ON THE BEACH.

I COULD PRETEND
THAT DOESN'T STING.

I TAKE IT
YOU DIDN'T FIND HIM.

I LOOKED EVERYWHERE
ALL NIGHT LONG.

FINALLY...

I GAVE UP, WENT BACK
TO THE MOTEL TO GET GWEN.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHERE
WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GO.

WE WERE JUST...

JUST GONNA GO.

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU?

WHEN I GOT
BACK TO THE MOTEL,

SHE WAS GONE.

JUST A "SIGNED DOT-DOT"
CARD ON THE BED.

I GUESS WILLIE
MUST HAVE DOUBLED BACK

AND CONVINCED HER
TO LEAVE WITH HIM.

SHE HAD A THING
FOR COMEDIANS.

MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT ELSE
MALONE FORGOT TO MENTION.

I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING.

OKAY, WELL,
WHAT ABOUT THIS '88

PAT MCCOY MURDER
IN, UH, SUDBURY?

YES, I WANT YOU TO GO
ALL THE WAY OUT TO SUDBURY.

AND, DENNIS,

THIS IS AS SERIOUS
AS IT GETS.

I AM CALLING SUDBURY

TO TELL THEM YOU ARE
ON THE WAY

SO DO NOT EVEN THINK
ABOUT WEASELING OUT.

THANK YOU.

NO, MA'AM, I'M NOT
DOING ANY SPECIAL FAVORS.

HE'S IN CUSTODY.

I'M JUST RUNNING DOWN
A COUPLE OF OTHER LEADS

BEFORE OFFICIALLY PLACING
HIM UNDER ARREST.

YES, MA'AM.

I UNDERSTAND.

THANK YOU.

YOU HAVE OTHER LEADS?
NOT A ONE.

THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED
A BIT IN TEN YEARS.

YOU HAVE THE SAME DESKS,
SAME PUKEY PAINT JOB.

CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?

YEAH, UH,
DETECTIVE DERSHOWITZ,

THIS IS CHIEF INSPECTOR
MALONE, RETIRED.

CHIEF WAS STAN'S BOSS AT
THE TIME THIS ALL HAPPENED.

YOU CAN SHED
SOME LIGHT ON THIS?

YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA
MAKE ANYBODY HAPPY.

WHERE'S STAN?

HE'S IN
THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

YOU CAN SEE HIM
AFTER WE TALK.

WE DON'T TALK
UNLESS STAN'S PRESENT.

YOU PEOPLE ARE DIFFICULT,
YOU KNOW THAT?

CHIEF.

HOW'S IT GOING?

EH, YOU KNOW.

SO I GUESS THEY TOLD YOU
ABOUT RIPP AND GWEN, RIGHT?

THEY DID.

ONLY...

THE OTHER BODY ISN'T GWEN.

IT'S NOT?
WHO IS IT?

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I KNOW BECAUSE
I PUT HER THERE.

JUST HANG ON.

I'M GONNA JUST PUT THIS
OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE.

I CAN'T HOLD MY LIQUOR
WORTH A DAMN ANYMORE.

ANYWAY,

THE GIRL IN THE HOLE
WAS A COCKTAIL WAITRESS

AT A PLACE CALLED
THE COMIC BOOK.

DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

YOU KILLED RIPP.

NO, BUT I WISH I HAD.

YOU GOT SOMEONE THAT COULD
MAKE A STARBUCKS RUN?

WILLIE RIPP CALLED ME
FROM A REST STOP.

CRAZY.
SCREAMING.

"STAN STOLE MY GIRL.

I'M GONNA KILL STAN."

BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I COULD TELL HE WAS DRUNK.

SO I TOLD HIM
TO STAY WHERE HE WAS,

I WAS GONNA
COME AND PICK HIM UP

AND STRAIGHTEN
EVERYTHING OUT.

STAN'S BADGE MUST HAVE FALLEN
OUT OF MY POCKET

WHILE I WAS DIGGING.

HOW'D YOU WIND UP
WITH MY BADGE?

SO YOU COVERED UP
TWO MURDERS FOR GWEN?

NO, NOT FOR HER.

I'M SORRY.

KEEP GOING. PLEASE.

WELL, AFTER STAN GOT
IN THE FIGHT WITH RIPP,

UH, HE CAME TO ME.

HE SAID HE WAS QUITTING,

AND HE WAS GONNA
TAKE OFF WITH GWEN

AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

YOU WERE MAKING
A MISTAKE, STAN.

YOU WERE HER PORT
IN THE STORM.

CHIEF...
WHAT DID YOU DO?

WELL, I GAVE YOU
THAT COCKAMAMIE PITCH

ABOUT BRINGING
IN THE WITNESS

AND FINISHING
THE JOB RIGHT.

I BOUGHT MYSELF A FEW HOURS
SO I COULD GO

TO THE MOTEL
AND MOVE HER OUT.

SHE DIDN'T
CHANGE HER MIND?

OPT OUT?

I RELOCATED HER.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
SHE WANTED OUT, CHIEF.

SHE WANTED--

SH-SHE WANTED ME.

WELL, I TOLD HER
YOU WERE MARRIED.

YOU HAD A COUPLE OF KIDS
AT HOME, ANOTHER ON THE WAY.

THAT SHE'D BE DESTROYING
A WHOLE FAMILY.

IT WASN'T REAL, STAN.

YOU WERE HER REBOUND,
HER LIFESAVER.

I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU
TOSS AWAY

A PROMISING CAREER
FOR THAT.

THAT'S WHERE
I FOUND THE BADGE.

NEXT TO THE BED.

WELL--

I TOLD YOU THIS WASN'T
GONNA MAKE ANYBODY HAPPY.

THE A.D.A. CALLED
AND WANTS TO KNOW IF

YOUR OTHER LEADS PANNED OUT.

TELL HER NO.

CHIEF, YOU MIND
STANDING UP FOR ME?

COME ON, BOBBY.
HE DIDN'T DO THIS.

OFFICER HANSON, I KNOW
I DO NOT HAVE A BADGE.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
EXACTLY.

COULD YOU JUST HOLD ON
FOR A MINUTE?

I AM WITH--
HERE WITH INSPECTOR MANN,

INSPECTOR SHANNON--
I'M WITH HER.

PLEASE TELL ME
YOU GOT IT.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU SAY, "PLEASE"?

BALLISTICS?
WE GOT A MATCH?

YEP,
TRACED THE GUN BACK

TO ONE OF
BILLY COOPER'S THUGS.

I HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT WAS
A REALLY GOOD IDEA YOU HAD--

YOU OKAY?
YEAH.

ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT
SHE JUST CHANGED HER MIND.

HE WAS TRYING
TO HELP YOU, STAN.

HE TOLD ME
TO GIVE YOU THIS.

IT'S HER NUMBER.

YOU MUST BE HUNGRY.

COME ON.
WE'LL TAKE YOU FOR A BITE.

THANKS.

I'M GONNA PACK IT IN.

I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS.

I ONCE DATED A MAN
WHO TAUGHT QUANTUM PHYSICS.

I LEARNED TWO THINGS
THAT NIGHT.

THE FIRST BEING...

IF YOU ASK A QUANTUM PHYSICIST
TO EXPLAIN HOW GRAVITY WORKS--

NOT WHAT IT IS,
NOT HOW IT BEHAVES,

BUT HOW IT WORKS--

HE WILL FIRST TALK HIMSELF
IN CIRCLES,

THEN WIND UP CRYING,

AND FINALLY SOMETIME
BETWEEN ENTREE AND DESSERT,

CALL YOU A BITCH AND LEAVE.

♪ I DON'T WANT
TO SKATE AWAY ♪

♪ I DON'T THINK SO...

PETER.
SALTINES AND GATORADE.

I THOUGHT
MAYBE YOUR HANGOVER

COULD USE A LITTLE
EXPERT HELP.

THANKS.
UM...

OH, GOD, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

SAY, "COME IN."

I LOOK LIKE CRAP.

YOU LOOK BETTER
THAN I WOULD.

♪ WELL, I'VE BEEN RUNNING,
RUNNING, RUNNING TOO FAST ♪

♪ TOO LONG...

UH, OKAY, UM,

DO YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK?

I'VE GOT GATORADE.

I'D RATHER JUST TALK.

♪ KEEPING MY FOOT
OUT THE DOOR ♪

♪ DOESN'T WORK FOR ME
ANYMORE... ♪

WE ONLY WENT OUT TWICE.

THERE'S NO BREAK-UP TALK
NECESSARY.

I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.

I CAME TO ASK YOU OUT AGAIN.

WHAT?

DO YOU NOT
REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?

BECAUSE I SURE DON'T,

AND I STILL KNOW
THAT IT WASN'T GOOD.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DUDE.

ARE--ARE YOU THAT
DESPERATE FOR A DATE?

NO. I JUST LIKE YOU.

WHY?

I LIED TO YOU.
I GOT DRUNK IN FRONT OF YOU.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
I RUINED YOUR GLOVE BOX.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A GOOD HEART.

AND YOU'RE SMART
AND FUNNY

AND I JUST--

I JUST THINK THAT...

WHAT?

LOOK, BEFORE I GOT SOBER,

MY LIFE WAS A SERIES
OF SELF-IMPLOSIONS.

EVERY TIME I GOT WITHIN SIGHT
OF SOMETHING I REALLY WANTED,

I'D THROW A LANDMINE
IN MY OWN PATH

TO MAKE SURE
I NEVER ACHIEVED IT.

AND I JUST THINK
THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE

TO HELP YOU AVOID
YOUR OWN LANDMINES.

TO HELP YOU BELIEVE
YOU DESERVE

SOME OF THOSE THINGS
YOU REALLY WANT.

OH, AND YOU THINK THAT
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE THINGS

THAT I REALLY WANT,
MR. CONCEITED?

WHY WOULDN'T I BE?

I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED,

BUT I'M QUITE A CATCH.

SO UNLESS YOU TELL ME
THAT YOU TRULY

DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE,

I THINK WE SHOULD GO
OUT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND.

OKAY.

BUT DON'T TRY
AND GET ME DRUNK.

♪ KEEPING MY FOOT
OUT THE DOOR ♪

♪ DOESN'T WORK FOR ME
ANYMORE... ♪

THE SECOND REVELATION CAME
AS I SAT AT THE BAR

IN MOROSE SOLITUDE,

PONDERING THE CANTILEVERED
RELATIONSHIP

BETWEEN BARTENDER'S GUT
AND LOWER EXTREMITIES.

AND THIS IS IMPORTANT,
SO PAY ATTENTION.

BEFORE THE BIG BANG,

BEFORE TIME ITSELF,

BEFORE MATTER,
ENERGY, VELOCITY,

THERE EXISTED
A SINGLE IMMEASURABLE STATE

CALLED YEARNING.

HMM!

♪ I WON'T LEAVE YOU,
BABE... ♪

THIS IS THE SPECIAL FORCE

THAT ON THE DAY
BEFORE THERE WERE DAYS

OBLITERATED NOTHING
INTO EVERYTHING.

IT IS THE UNSEEN STRINGS
TYING PLANETS TO STARS.

IT'S THE MADDENING WANT

WE FEEL FROM FIRST BREATH
TO LAST LIGHT.

♪ WITH YOU

♪ I'M GONNA SOAK YOU UP
AND LET IT ALL IN ♪

♪ ONE DAY

♪ I'M GONNA SHOOT DOWN
ALL OF THE STARS ♪

♪ AND WISH AWAY

♪ 'CAUSE I CAN LOVE YOU
FROM THE SUNSHINE BLUE ♪

♪ TO THE CLOUDS'
RARE HUE ♪

♪ JUST WANT TO SIT
IN THIS STORM ♪

♪ WITH YOU