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Oh, excuse me, miss. Excuse me, miss.

Sorry to bother you, but I have a question for you.

Are you, by chance, a singer?

No. No?

Why are you asking?

Well, because, you know, I was doing a little survey and just seeing how many

people are into singing.

And so I thought, well, I'd see...

What your answer was.

So, you're not a singer? You've never done any singing in your entire life?

No. No?

Well, what if... What if we did a

little sort of game?

If you're into games.

Maybe. Maybe, maybe.

What kind of game?

Well, I'm...

I believe you can sing. Because you know what?

Everybody in their soul, they're a singer.

Deep in your soul, you are a singer.

Somewhere.

So, okay.

What if I gave you a little bit of money and you tried

out your singing voice for me?

What do you say?

I don't know.

Well, like...

Okay, what if I gave you, like, $4,000?

Just to, you know, belt out a little tune, you know, try the

pipes.

I don't know.

Okay.

Tell you what, because I know, I know, you are a singer.

I can tell. I can tell. You got singing eyes.

You got singing eyes.

Okay.

What if I gave you $6,000?

Okay. Okay.

We got a deal.

All right.

What's your favorite tune?

Okay.

I've got it.

Czech national anthem.

No. No? No, no, no. Okay. Actually, I like Asian pop music.

Oh, Asian. Okay.

Give me some Asian pop music.

I don't know.

Come on. I know you have it in you. Like, you know, bring forth

your Asian persuasion.

Keep it going. Come on. That was good. That was good.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it.

Oh, that was fabulous.

Okay. So...

So where are you off to right now?

You're going to go see your boyfriend?

Or where are you headed?

I don't have fun.

I just go home after work.

Ah, okay.

Gotcha. Where are you working at? Someplace around here?

In market.

Oh, market.

Oh.

You like it or not so much?

I don't imagine that the market pays a ton of cash, does it?

So-so?

Well, since you have a beautiful singing voice, I'm going to make a proposal.

I think we can really put your musical talents

and your voice to the test.

What would you say about...

Singing to my professional microphone.

And where?

You got no microphone here, I think.

Oh, I do.

I have a microphone in my pants.

Oh, my God.

My dick.

Here. I'll tell you what.

Because I'm sure the market's not paying so well.

What if he gave you all that and we go have a little

voice session at a place close by?

Okay, maybe we can do it. Yeah.

Okay. You know, we'll just test how

good...

Your indoor singing skills are.

Okay.

See, we've already tried your outdoor singing skills.

Now we'll try your indoor singing skills.

All right.

Here's a nice little spot where we can get acquainted.

Good acoustics in here for singing.

Why do you have this camera?

Oh, why the camera?

Oh, just because.

It's a hobby of mine. I like to record everything, you know. I like to record

things out there in the world.

But, yeah.

What do you say we practice some Korean singing?

Of a special kind.

What do you say?

Special kind.

Yeah. Special kind of singing.

Yeah, special singing.

Like that kind of special singing.

What do you say?

Okay. Okay, yeah.

Well, make yourself comfortable.

As comfortable as can be.

You can get a little more comfortable than that.

Let's see you a little bit.

What do you have on under here?

Sexy.

Let me just help you out with that.

The little Korean.

Well,

what do we say about a singing lesson, huh?

Yeah?

I can do it. Yeah?

Let's try some singing.

You have a perfectly good microphone now.

And, oh, and that's getting harder too.

Why don't you just give it a little suck?

Okay.

Sit down on your knees, everyone.

Yeah, sit all the way down.

Yeah, like that. There we go.

You're quite the accomplished singer.

Ooh.

Oh, you got me crazy horny. What if, what if I give you the rest of my cash I

got and you just bend over and let me fuck you really quick?

Huh? Maybe? Okay.

Yeah?

Okay.

No.

That's what I'm talking about.

See, I knew you had it.

That was quite a soprano if I've ever heard one.

Definitely a night at the opera.

So, alright.

Well, you proved that your Korean singing is the best out there.

So, I will let you go home. Alright?

Alright. Remember, keep singing in the shower.

Okay.