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100 LITRES OF GOLD

While walking in the moonlight I seal within my heart so tight

My feelings so lovelorn

Like those waves crashing ashore My memories hit me once more

Until the break of dawn

Pirkko!

What? - It's Hauki-Hikkanen!

Hi there.

I'd like twenty litres.

For Paavo's sauna night.

I don't have any cash on me, but...

I'll pay you next week when I'm in the neighbourhood.

Oh, my...

What are you doing?

Hey, she hit me! - You owe us.

You wouldn't hit someone with a billhook for just a few hundred?

That's not why I hit you.

But you're disrespecting us. - Of course I respect you.

I'll do anything you ask.

We can make a deal.

But first, you pay your debts.

Do you take mobile payments?

I meant it.

I'll do anything you want.

Just hit the road!

If that's what you want. - Go!

Did you have to hit him?

Just to scare him a little. - You did.

Is that from the new batch?

This is tasty. - Rating?

This is a nine for sure.

Nine minus. I'd give it a day or two.

I'm getting some more. - Bring some for me.

MONDAY

The Raittinen girl is graduating, finally.

Did you hear that Rane is in a bad way?

He had turned yellow.

Are you hungover? - A little.

Our sahti turned out so well. Just had to have some. - Oh?

Any chance for a taste?

I have a couple of canisters in my car.

Do you have fresh sahti? - Yeah.

Any good? - Nine points.

Oh? I might like some, too.

How about you, Merja?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Are you drunk? - No.

It's just a mild lunch drink.

You reek of old booze.

We brewed such a good batch of sahti that we had to have some.

A nine-point batch.

I'll take the two gallons. - The juice can.

You haven't paid for the last ones.

I'll pay you the next time you come to work.

When do you need me? - I'll text you.

I don't have cash right now, but put it on my tab.

Would you like our bank details? - No need.

I'll pay you next time I see you.

God bless you!

Rane, blow some at my face. - You quit.

Shut up, Homer, and do it.

Shouldn't you be at work? - I got fired.

I wasn't even drunk.

You can't fire someone because of a hangover!

Half of Finland would be unemployed, if a hangover got you fired.

I'm going to visit Dad. - Are you taking a sample?

I'm coming with you.

We're taking some samples for Dad. - Bring me a pint.

Get your own.

Hauki, go get me a beer.

Sahti Brewing Master 2022

Hi there. - Hi.

We brought some samples. - I see.

Just in time. I was about to take my Antabuse tablet.

Should you skip this one? - No, we have to check the quality.

SAHTI CHAMPION 1987

Alright then.

Stone brew? - Yes.

Straw or mesh? - Mesh.

I see. How long has it been brewing? - Three weeks.

Twenty-two days.

And how long in the heat? - Three days.

Yes...

This is pretty nice.

The kuurina never fails.

It's nearly there.

Maybe... close to an eight?

Okay. Bye.

We'll be on our way. - Just leave it here.

For my neighbours.

"Pretty nice!" Nothing is good enough for him.

He meant no offence. - It wasn't praise either.

Pirkko. You are lagging behind. - What?

No, the song is lagging behind.

Would you prefer Olavi Virta?

Well, any one of his songs would beat this laggy tune.

Let's have a word.

How about you go home now -

and the next time, come sober?

I didn't know this was the teetotallers' society.

God bless you.

THURSDAY

Pirkko, wake up.

My head is killing me.

Would you like me to fix your hair? - Yes.

Should we take a break from drinking?

All done. - Thanks.

Rane has died. - What?

Text his mother condolences from us.

And offer some sahti for the funeral.

For a fair prize.

Rane was a good man.

A drunk, but a good man.

Did he owe us money? - Yes.

Damn it.

They have already ordered their sahti. - Who from?

The others are only selling wort. - From Ponu-Paavo.

What the fuck?

Did Ponu start brewing sahti?

There's the prick now.

Greetings, cousin.

Hello, Ponu.

Do you have any sahti?

I hear that you have some of your own.

I've run out.

I need twenty litres for the guys' sauna party.

Are you selling or not? - Five euros per litre.

That's steep. - Six euros.

Stay there.

Taina, Taina, oh so fine-ah, every day and all the time-ah...

Fuck you.

NOSEDRIP

Are you still using Grandpa's kuurina? - Of course we are.

It belongs to me.

Your dad got the moonshine and our dad the sahti.

That's what your dad says. - The kuurina is ours. Period.

Period, you say? You are talking tough.

I thank you.

I'm glad that a little competition won't affect our relationship.

Our relationship will stay the same.

Did you give him yeasty sahti? - Yes.

Good.

Who's that? - Are they driving here?

How much sahti do we have left? - 30 good litres and 15 nosedrip.

Päivi! - Hi!

Hi.

Why didn't you call us?

I wanted to surprise you. Hi!

Hi! - Hi.

This is Nestori.

Taina. - Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Pirkko.

I am showing Nestori around Sysmä.

Sysmä... is worthy of showing off. - So is he.

Sysmä approves. - Thank you.

Are you familiar with sahti?

We brew sahti the way it has been brewed for centuries.

The equipment has been updated, but it's the same drink -

that was enjoyed in the Middle Ages. - By knights, even.

This is a kuurina.

This one has been in our family for three generations.

Grandpa, Dad, us...

I've brewed sahti, too. - And Päivi...

Have a whiff. There's a... - Yes.

A real... See? - Right...

Smell this one, too.

Nestori, this is the finished product.

What's "nosedrip"? - It's made from wort scraps. More watery.

Actually, I have tasted sahti once. - Where?

In Lammi.

You drink a litre from Sysmä... - And piss two litres from Lammi!

Nothing sure has changed here.

Does Jorma still live next door? - Yes, he does.

How are things in Helsinki?

Busy as ever.

As much work as one can manage.

We did have something to tell you.

We... - Have a seat.

You're not driving, so here's a bigger pint.

Thank you.

And for Päivi... - Thank you.

Alright.

Will this make my stomach turn? - Good sahti won't do that.

It will make your head spin.

All sahti will upset your stomach, if you drink too much.

This is good. - Very tasty.

Pretty... rich.

What do you do for a living? - Oh, right!

I didn't tell you Nestori's surname, so you didn't recognize him.

Nestori Niemi.

I am a visual artist.

Nestori currently has his art on display in Kiasma.

Taina also has her art on display.

Okay? Where? - It's nothing special.

Tell them. - Nowhere.

In the barn. Let's go see them.

Right...

Car crashes.

Still working on the same theme.

Well, what does the artist think?

These are pretty nice.

We are getting married.

Congratulations! - The wedding will be held in Sysmä.

We'll clear a room for you upstairs. - No, we'll be staying at a hotel.

But... What can we do to help?

There is one thing. - Anything at all.

You can brew a hundred litres of sahti.

Don't you want Dad to brew it? - No, I want you to do it.

We'll brew a great batch of sahti for you.

You'll get the best sahti ever seen.

Ten-point sahti!

But why only a hundred litres? That won't get you anywhere.

It must be a small wedding.

We have three weeks to brew ten-point sahti.

Look. What do you know?

The visual artist didn't finish. - Sysmä doesn't approve.

"Pretty nice."

Visual artists are known to be pricks.

Except for you.

THREE WEEKS (22 DAYS) LATER

A strong nine.

You could have this at a fancy wedding.

I've never had sahti this good.

Hot damn!

This is fucking delicious! Better than Dad's sahti.

This will win us birch-bark hats.

Pirkko, this might be our ten-point sahti.

Päivi, Päivi!

Päivi!

Päivi!

Occupied! Let me poop in peace!

PÄIVI'S WEDDING

What day is it? - I don't know!

We must have been at it for a few days.

Judging from the diarrhoea.

The wedding is two days from now!

Bloody hell. - We drank it all!

We can't turn up without sahti!

We have to buy it from somewhere. - Okay...

How much money do we have?

Goddamnit!

Jorma!

Jorma, where did all our money go?!

You must have burned through a lot on the taxi drive across Päijät-Häme.

Ten-point sahti! - I'm paying!

This is not Olavi's key!

Goddamnit. Goddamnit!

Hello? - Hello! We just arrived in Sysmä.

We are checking into the hotel and stopping by Dad's later.

Did the sahti turn out well?

Yes. We just had some. - Don't drink it all!

Of course not. See you the day after tomorrow.

No, tomorrow.

How much sahti did you have? - Right. Tomorrow.

The wedding is tomorrow.

Jorma, do you have anything? Let's have it.

Mintshine.

What's in this? - Moonshine and mints.

Fresh.

We have to get some money and figure out who has sahti.

We got this. - We need a driver.

Hi, we need some sahti. Do you have any?

About a hundred litres...

Right. Okay, thanks anyway.

Arja only had wort. - How about your father?

We are not telling him. - What about Tiina?

She was all out.

Paavo has sahti. - We're not buying from Ponu.

Should we drive to Joutsa? - No.

Those are our options. - Goddamnit!

Is Ponu's sahti any good? - It will make you thirsty.

Alright. Well...

If Paavo will sell us, and that's a big if, -

he won't do it under seven euros.

Wait here. - Of course.

How do we do this?

We stay tough. - No hitting.

I haven't asked Taina back.

She always reeked of old booze.

What's up? - You haven't asked me back.

It's been slow. - No.

You are disrespecting Taina.

What? - There is no such thing as free sahti.

Two hundred euros.

I don't have that much in the register. - Let's go to the cash machine.

Merja's hair is wet. - Merja will be fine.

Blow some at my face.

Should we have a safe word?

What?

I did some googling, and in a relationship like this, -

there should be a safe word.

You use it when lines are crossed.

Do you think we have a relationship?

What's wrong with you men?

Someone looks you in the eye and you think that's a relationship.

I'm sorry.

Two hundred.

Hauki and I are now going steady.

He thinks we are dating.

Hi there.

Hello. Pirkko.

I haven't seen you at choir practice for a while. - Yeah.

I haven't been invited anymore.

Is it because the Reverend owes us for sahti?

I think it's because you had to come sober.

Anyway, we've come to collect. - God bless you.

We are still 200 short. - Doesn't anyone owe us anymore?

Rane did.- Goddamn.

Hauki! Do you have any money?

A couple of tenners. - Let's have it.

Hey, let's borrow some from Dad. - No way. Never.

Did the sahti turn out well?

For Päivi's wedding? Yeah, it turned out great.

Didn't you bring any samples?

We ran out of clean canisters.

Don't tell me you put hops in it? - No.

Didn't you brew the sahti at Koistinens' wedding?

That wasn't any good. - We didn't use hops.

This time, it's top-notch. - Good.

Bad sahti ruins weddings and funerals.

This is from Arja's wort. A little old, but still alright.

Aren't you having any? - I took some Antabuse this morning.

It's still very tasty. - Very palatable.

So, we were thinking about a joint wedding present.

Isn't the sahti enough? - Yes, but something extra.

Like a spa vacation. - That would be nice.

Wanna pitch in? - How much?

A couple of hundred. - That's quite a lot.

Taina was thinking that...

They might have some foot treatments for Päivi.

I mean for the stump. Stump treatments or...

Taina, don't you think you should let it go?

Did you say two hundred? - Two fifty is better.

Thank you, Antabuse! Dad can't have sahti at the wedding.

We won't get caught. - What did you just do?

I got us the missing money. - You used me as an excuse.

Well, sorry. - My stomach is still churning.

Hold it in. Let's go buy some overpriced sahti.

I'll do the talking.

What do you need, Yeast Sisters?

We want to buy 100 litres of sahti.

Did you drink all of your own?

How much?

What do you boys think of the Turpeinens' own brew?

Yeasty shit. - Exactly.

Apologize.

I hear you've been dumping prices.

Selling nosedrip as good sahti.

You deserved yeasty sahti. - What kind of sahti do you deserve?

We'll pay 6 euros per litre. - You deserve nothing.

7 euros.

Give me Grandpa's kuurina, and I will sell.

The kuurina stays with us.

Hauki, join us for a sauna.

Do you want my permission?

What do you want me to do?

Grow a set of balls. - Come on!

Go, since you clearly want to.

Go!

I wouldn't mind someone to wash my back.

Hauki will wash it.

We should have apologized. - I'm never apologizing to him.

We should have just lied.

No, you can't give them even an inch.

What do we do now? - We go to Matkis. A beer pause.

Hi. - Hi. What can I get you?

Two pints, two Jägers and storage for the billhook. - Got it.

Where is everybody? - No idea.

This tastes like horse piss after our sahti.

My stomach is still upset.

Have a Jäger. - I can't.

It's medicine. - No.

Would you like to sign Rane's condolence card? - Of course.

Now I have the names of all my regulars.

When's the funeral? - It started at half past eleven.

Today?

I see. Where's the memorial service?

At Maitobaari.

Let's empty our mugs and go.

We can't steal Rane's sahti.

He owes us. And he's dead.

I need to use the loo.

It's Ponu. - Hello!

I brought you sahti. - How much?

A hundred litres. - Let's go.

Move it!

Oh, fuck no! Goddamnit...

Ponu is coming! Hurry, for fuck's sake!

What..?

Who took a shit in my truck? - I see a boat!

There are no life jackets!

It was touch and go for a minute, but this turned out great.

Ponu will know we took his sahti. - Oh, my...

Wow!

Ponu's sahti is better than his moonshine.

This is good. Eight, eight and a half. - Right.

I wish I had a cigarette. This would call for a victory smoke!

Don't drink anymore.

Päivi won't notice whether it's a hundred or ninety-nine litres.

We promised her a hundred. Don't. - You don't owe her anything.

I owe her a leg. - Give me a break.

Nobody forced her in that car.

We were all drunk. She just got unlucky.

If I had lost all my limbs, I wouldn't be a bitter torso.

Can you row, torso? - Start the motor.

You're right.

Do what your sister does and give her some fuel.

Do I have to come and show you? - No, you don't.

I'll come. - Don't rock it!

Stop complaining and pull. Harder!

Harder!

Ow, fucking hell!

Taina, I got one. I managed to save one.

Pirk..!

Goddamn it! - Pirkko!

Here you go. Grab it!

There you go.

At least my jeans got washed.

Fucking hell!

A hundred litres at the bottom of a lake -

because you can't be bothered to learn how to swim!

There's some left. - Yeast.

Do I need stiches? - It doesn't look that bad.

Why did you smack me in the face? - I did what you asked.

Did I ask you to whip me in the face?

You got what you asked for.

Oh, like Päivi?

What? - Fuck you.

Hey!

Come on!

Oh, I was expecting Päivi.

Is it raining outside? - No.

There you go.

A pint and two Jägers. - You left your billhook.

Keep it safe.

Did you have a fight with Pirkko? - Yeah.

Should you move out of the farm?

I think you might not be the best company for each other.

It's still company.

Pirkko. - Look at you.

Is this seat taken? - Go ahead.

I was just at Rane's funeral. And there was no sahti.

Wow. - What a disgrace.

He loved sahti so much he turned the same colour.

Ponu claimed the sahti was stolen. - Wow. Hey, let's...

A toast to Rane! - To Rane.

What's that on your face? - A nose. Get us another round.

Rane was a great man. I remember... - The best arm wrestler!

He busted the arm of that guy from Hartola just like that! Pow!

Hey, should you call it a day?

Yeah, one more for the road.

Sirkku called.

Pirkko had a seizure and the ambulance is taking her to Lahti.

What? - Pirkko is at the hospital.

Not again.

Hauki.

I'm going to see her. - I'll come with you.

No! You said Päivi was coming over.

Don't say anything. I don't want her to worry.

What happened to her?

No fucking idea.

CENTRAL HOSPITAL

Pirkko, over here!

Let's get out of here. Hands off, goddammit!

I just nod off a little -

and they ram saline into my gut. To Manibaari!

I'll call Päivi.

I'll explain and apologize. - No! Our reputation is on the line.

Everyone will be expecting sahti. Päivi would never forgive us.

This is a matter of honour.

You have alcohol poisoning.

Please. I'm not even jaundiced yet.

Hauki, who has sahti?

I don't know. - Find out.

And get us another round. - You have my wallet.

A small one for me.

What's wrong with him? - I don't know.

Men always fall for me.

There is?

That's great, thanks.

There you go, enjoy. - Thank you.

What is that?

Salami pizza. - What? We can't eat now!

That will make us crash. - Sorry.

I'm really starving.

Well, eat. - Thank you.

I asked around.

There is a painting bee over in Lahdenpohja.

They have at least 50 litres.

And a graduation at Nuoramoinen.

They might have another fifty, if not more. - Good.

Lahdenpohja isn't far. Let's hit that first.

How were you going to get it? - Maybe I'll steal it.

No... - Which is worse?

Not providing the sahti to your sister's wedding -

or stealing from non-family? - On one condition.

After the wedding, we don't drink for a month.

Absolutely.

We can dry out until Christmas!

Let's empty our mugs and go.

We're here.

Okay.

Stay here, we'll be leaving fast.

We're out of sahti! - Just a second.

Look.

Okay.

Look. Look at this!

Must be 50 litres.

Let's have a taste. - Sure.

Eight and a half.

Seven and a half.

You're right. A bit too banana-like.

But for the after hours wedding party...

How should we do this? - Grab the canisters and run.

But we're not in any hurry here.

Let's have a pickle, to keep our strength up.

Good idea. We won't get queasy.

It goes really well with the sahti. - So good, so good.

Sweet and sour, hand in hand.

Should we have seconds? - No...

Just half a cup.

Fucking hell! - Hey, what are you doing?

Let's go! Goddamnit!

Don't spill it!

Wake up!

Drive! Lock the doors!

Open the door! Where do you think you're going with my sahti?

Go! - Give back my sahti! It's mine!

That fucking jerk!

Why weren't we invited?

I sold them some yeasty sahti. - Why?

Jaana was talking shit about us. - What did she say?

She called us drunks. - Us?

Well, me.

Hi, Jorma! - Hi!

What are you doing here? - I'm Enni's godfather.

What's up? Are you alright? - Very well.

Saved by the siren!

Oh, what's this? - Tarshine.

Tar liquorice and moonshine? - No, sauna aroma and moonshine.

Fresh.

You can say that again. - I'll put that away...

Okay, it's nice to see you.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

Here is a little something. - Thanks!

Many congratulations. Here's a little gift.

Congrats. To the mother as well. - Welcome, thank you.

And to the father. - Congratulations.

Thanks for the invitation. - You're welcome.

Not too soft. Seven.

I prefer this sweeter kind. It has a faint marshmallowy taste.

I give it a nine.

The Reverend likes free sahti.

The hops counter the sweetness nicely. Eight minus.

Sahti is always good. - Peasant.

Did you try the sandwich cake yet?

I am sticking to liquid bread today. - I can't. I'll get sleepy.

Check that out.

How do we take it?

Wait here. I'll distract them.

Hey, slacker. "The Moonlight Foxtrot."

Hello, everybody! Gather around!

The thing is... Enni, hey.

Brilliant. Hey, Enni...

I want to give you this...

Song! By Sysmä's very own, Olavi Virta.

Enni, you graduated from...

Well, you graduated. And, umm... Education!

Education is important, -

but it shouldn't take you away from here.

Enni, promise me you will never leave here!

While walking in the moonlight

I seal within my heart so tight

My feelings so lovelorn

Like those waves crashing ashore

My memories hit me once more

Until the break of dawn

Never will I let you slip my mind

For you I pine Remembering our time

Should I stop them? - Don't. We'll get rid of them.

Now only tears in my eyes

Come to meet my goodbyes

We have the 100 litres!

This calls for a victory smoke. Hauki! Give us a cig!

And a light!

Ow, goddammit! - What the fuck?

Hikkanen! - What happened?

We need something cold!

Should I pull over? - No, drive on!

Hold the sahti against it. - Does it look bad?

Tell me, is it bad?

Now we can see whenever you're level.

Help! Ow, it hurts!

It's not that bad. - No?

Back up! Back up, back up!

Lock the doors!

You're not getting the sahti!

Open up, or we will break the windows! - No way!

Oh shit!

We're not opening!

I think we should open.

Okay!

Goddamn! - Hands off!

What the fuck?

What happened to your nose? - I'm not telling you anything!

If you were men, we would break your legs.

Don't give me that. You couldn't break the legs off a wooden horse.

I have no problems hitting a woman.

Everybody knows that.

Paavo, listen...

Let's go.

You fucking bunch of apes!

Did they take it all?

Now what do we do? Where can we find more sahti?

What do we do? - Nothing. We're done.

We're not giving up now!

We are going to dive for the sahti at the bottom of the lake.

Dive? - Yes.

In what fucking dreamland do you live in?

I can't even swim!

You row and I dive. Or Hauki dives.

I don't mind... - Shut up!

No, I'm giving up!

Nothing ever works out!

"Try art therapy." Be my guest!

Now, the shack is full of mosaic crap! - They are great.

Everything started going to shit thirty years ago.

Päivi...

Päivi might still have both her legs!

We wouldn't be a pair of drunks. - We're not drunks!

Then what the fuck are we?

We're quitting after the wedding. No drunks can do that.

I know things would be better.

You mean if you hadn't been driving, things would be better?

Yes.

Well, you were not driving. - Don't...

Give me a fucking break! - I was driving.

You were riding shotgun.

When the car flipped over, I was thrown out -

and you were thrown behind the wheel.

Everybody thought you were driving.

What the fuck are you saying?

Why didn't you say anything?

I was unconscious for a week at the hospital, -

and when I came to, I didn't remember it at first.

I have been blaming myself for thirty years. - Well, sorry.

It was hard to tell you once everything was sorted out.

And besides, I would have lost my driver's licence.

You didn't have a licence to lose.

Driver's licence?

So, now hitting is allowed? Get the hell away from me!

Not my nose!

Päivi is calling.

Hi there. - Hi! Is everything ready?

Yes, yes. -Great.

Take the sahti to the venue before church.- We will.

See you and thanks up front.- Bye.

We still have until morning.

I don't have to get her any sahti.

I'm not the one who crippled her.

Taina, where are you going?

Taina!

Pirkko...

Can I come in?

I didn't have the guts to tell you.

I knew no one would forgive me.

I would be left alone.

You would have left.

You wanna fight?

Let's fight some more.

You can punch me if you want.

I can tell Päivi.

Say something.

I just want you to get the fuck out.

You have never respected me.

Pirkko, get up!

Put on a dress. The wedding is today.

What?

Let's get them the sahti and then we have to dry out.

Sure, we already agreed on that.

We'll get on the wagon.

But not quite yet.

What's your plan? Are we going diving?

No, but you'll do as I say.

Boy, do I feel relieved.

I'm glad I got it out.

It has been weighing on my mind. - Done.

Does my nose look horrible? - Yes, it is horrible.

Let's put some powder on it.

We won't make it to the church. - Who cares. Step on it.

Taina, we have to make a stop.

Hauki, let's make a stop.

Aren't you two pretty.

We want the hundred litres.

But you're not getting it.

We'll stop selling sahti.

For good? - For the rest of the year.

No, for good. - I don't believe you.

We can't continue, as we're giving you our kuurina.

Oh, man...

We're in a bit of a hurry. Is it a deal?

No. Not until Pirkko apologizes.

I'm not fucking apologizing for anything.

You sold me yeasty sahti and shit in my truck!

Apologize! - I will not!

Pirkko, apologize! You promised to do what I say.

Pirkko, right now.

Well... Forgive me.

I won't forgive you nor give you any sahti.

What's the fucking problem? Why can't you just sell us the sahti?

You got the kuurina you've always wanted. - It has always been mine.

You will sell us the sahti right now. - Or what?

Get your hands off Taina. - Drop the billhook.

Good.

I will forget about this if Taina gives me a kiss.

What the fuck are you on about?

You don't have any respect towards us. - Not really.

I should gas up the car.

With gasoline, not diesel...

What did you do? - I tried to scare him.

You did. - Is he alive?

He is. - He needs the hospital.

There's no time!

Throw him in the back and Hauki can take him. I'll get the sahti.

You get five euros per litre. That's twice its worth.

Six euros.

Alright. But only because I hit you with the billhook.

And we're not stopping brewing sahti.

And you can't have the kuurina. And I want my billhook back!

Where do we get a driver? - I'll drive.

You're drunk. - A lightning never strikes twice.

Do you still have all your limbs? - Wait... I do!

Are they still working? - Yes.

Is the sahti alright? - Yes!

Don't shake them!

Can we agree to never drink and drive again?

Unless we really have to! - Hurry up!

Stop your fucking car, we're crossing here!

Hi there.

We brought the sahti! - Congratulations!

What happened to you?

We overslept and rushed straight over. - Right.

Bring the sahti inside. Let the party begin!

What are you doing? - I have to taste this.

What about your Antabuse?

I skipped it, when I heard you brewed a ten-point batch.

Around here, nobody is born or buried -

nor especially married without sahti.

And as everybody knows, bad sahti brings bad luck.

On that note...

Very tasty.

It'll sure make you thirsty.

Päivi and Nestori. This sahti promises you a bright future.

Many congratulations! - Congratulations!

Yes. That's the ticket.

This is not a ten-point sahti. - Not even close.

Your sisters did it.

Alright!

The kuurina never fails. You finally brewed a ten-point batch.

Goddamn you, Dad! - What?

That's not from our kuurina or even brewed by us.

It's average slop from wherever.

Well, so it is.

I had a lozenge earlier and couldn't taste it. - Cut the crap.

You don't have a sore throat.

We are better sahti brewers than you.

I believe I have the only birchbark hat in this bunch.

You just wait for the next Sahti Championships.

We'll see who's getting the hat. - Challenge accepted.

Boy, am I thirsty.

I love it. It's awesome. Thank you.

Well?

Helsinki approves.

Sysmä does, too.

Hey, I'm gonna do it.

I'll confess to Päivi that I was driving.

Don't tell her today. - Okay.

Hey, nice wedding!

Your eyes are yellow.

What about my face?

The make-up covers it.

Good! Let's not ruin Päivi's wedding.

I already took her leg!

You really should go to the hospital. - I'll go right after the wedding.

Did you bring my billhook? - It's in the car.

How is Paavo? - Alive and pretty angry.

That also turned out alright.

Taina, have some sahti to cheer you up.

No frowning at the wedding.

Will you take her to the hospital after the wedding?

What?

Pirkko...

I'm leaving now.

Well, what is it?

What? - Your safe word.