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To Love-Ru

DARKNESS

SAIRENJI

Wow!

Are they your parents? They look cozy!

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The way they act can be pretty embarrassing.

Really?

I think it's nice!

I believe your father is an elementary school teacher.

Is he living apart from you because of the work situation?

Yeah.

He used to work at a school in this city.

My mom lives with him, since she's worried about leaving him all by himself.

Oh? They must really love each other!

So that's why you're living here with your sister!

Yes.

I didn't want to move from this city.

Is that because Rito lives here?

Eh?

No...

I guess so.

I see.

Haruna has liked Rito a lot longer than me.

And Rito also...

Right!

Our first...

Ah! Hello, Rito?

Yeah. Actually, Haruna wants you to come over!

Mm-hmm, right now!

We'll be waiting! Bye!

That should do it!

L-Lala-san?

Haruna.

This time you should tell him how you feel!

I-I can't! I can't!

If you can't do that...

Then why not kiss him instead?

Sairenji...

Yuuki-kun...

Kiss him?!

A-Are you crazy?!

He said he'd totally kiss you!

You don't have to worry about me.

I'll be somewhere fiddling with my newest mech.

B-But...

By all means, do as you please.

If that is what your heart truly desires.

No, stop it.

I'm letting Mother's words get to me.

I love Rito-san.

That's why I put together the Harem Project.

Rito-san?

Momo?

What happened?

Uh...

Haruna-san invited you to her place?

Yeah.

But I'm wondering if I should go.

That must be Onee-sama's doing.

But this will be good if it moves along their relationship.

I think you should!

Haruna-san will be happy to see you.

What are you making, Lala-san?

Oh, it's a mech that'll temporarily return me to my normal size.

Your size?

I have most of my power back,

and I'll regain my old body eventually, but I don't know when that'll happen.

So I thought I'd make a mech that would make me taller whenever I need it.

But it's been hard making one that operates precisely.

Such perseverance, Lala-sama.

Uh, h-hi!

Hi.

Sairenji, here.

Thanks.

You can remove your shoes.

Sure. Thanks for having me.

Good job, Rito, for getting those for her.

Uh, actually, Momo gave me those to give her.

Is your sister working?

Yes, she is.

Ah...

Oh! Rito, be careful!

That's where I left my mech!

Where?

Right next to you.

Whoops...

Huh?

They vanished?

Did they warp somewhere?

But I didn't add a warp function.

L-Lala-sama! Look...

S-Sorry!

Wait, why are we naked?

Lala!

How'd you get so huge?!

Because you two shrank.

My growth mech turned out to be a shrinking device.

But how? This is completely backwards from the intended effect!

Sorry! But you should return to normal in an hour.

A whole hour?!

What are we supposed to wear till then?

For starters...

Why is this happening?

Who's that?

Haru-chan! It's your mom!

We were in the neighborhood, so we decided to visit, Haruna!

Those are your parents!

No! Why now of all times?

What now? If they see me like this...

Huh? Maybe she's out shopping.

Let's invite ourselves in and wait for her.

Hold on, let me get the key.

They're coming in!

Lala, we gotta do something!

I could disguise myself as Haruna.

No you can't! There's no time!

Wait, she can!

Oh?

So you were here!

Come on in!

Hey, that's a cute hairpiece.

Going for a new look?

Yup! Right on the nose!

Good, they don't know.

Nice work, Peke!

Thanks to my instant costume and elevator boots, Lala-sama.

I gotta say, it's been a while, Mommy and Daddy!

I don't think so.

We went out for dinner with Akiho just three days ago.

Oh! So we did!

And you're calling us "Mommy and Daddy"? You're making me blush.

Oh yeah, you're supposed to be "Mom and Dad"!

Will Lala-san be all right?

I can't believe this is how I almost met Haruna-chan's parents.

I wonder what they're up to?

Y-Yeah, me too!

Then, your father and I drank tea at our old cafe before coming here!

That place hasn't changed a bit!

Wow!

Of course, Natsumi-san hasn't changed either!

Neither have you, Fuyuhiko-san!

You two really like each other!

Where did that come from, Haru-chan?

Your parents are always lovey-dovey!

I apologize, for my parents.

Huh? For what?

For everything.

So Haru-chan, have you found that special someone yet?

Huh? Me?

Yes indeed.

We started dating when we were about your age, and we went out every weekend!

Wow, you were busy dating!

Lala-san, ignore that!

Don't get dragged into that conversation!

They just want to gush about each other!

So tell me!

Where did you two share your first kiss?

She went there!

Our little Haruna...

...has become old enough to be curious about those things.

Yes! Our first kiss happened after our first date!

In a park just after sunset!

Oh? Oh?

Noo! Stop! You're being too graphic!

D-Don't listen to them, Yuuki-kun!

Sairenji!

I-I didn't see it! I didn't see anything at all!

M-Me neither!

Wh-What now?!

It was so close, and now it's seared into my eyeballs!

I-I saw everything!

No, I need to get a grip!

Think of something else... oh yeah!

I'll imagine our principal's face!

That way, I'll...

M... Maron?

He's not... going to eat us, is he?

I... I don't think so.

But he does lick me everywhere whenever he sees me.

If he...

does that while I'm shrunk...

Shoot... he's awake.

We're hiding in there!

I detect a faint scent of my master.

Has that child named Lala returned to her home?

Due to her presence, I was unable to enjoy much physical contact with my master.

Ahh...

I wish to express my passionate devotion to my master with my special tongue tricks.

Where!

Where are you, my master?

Y-Yuuki-kun?

Stay still.

B-But...

This is embarrassing!

It'll be fine.

Sairenji...

I'll protect you.

H-He did it again.

Quit acting so heroic.

Ah man.

S-Sorry! Uh, I...

Maron's...

This is odd.

I detect my master's scent, yet she does not appear.

Why is that?

Sairenji.

I'll run out and distract Maron.

Meanwhile, you go in the opposite direction and hide.

You can't! You'll be in danger!

But he's bound to find us at this rate.

We have no choice.

Bye.

Why?

Wow! You two are so adventurous!

I know, right?

My master's voice.

Is she over there?

Oh, is that you, Maron?

You're such a pretty little boy!

Come here!

Did that really happen?

One step forward

So, did her parents ever find out?

Nope!

We had a fun chat. They were cheerful people!

I saw them off with Maron, and they were holding hands!

Rito-dono and Haruna-dono returned to their normal sizes too.

I was worried there for a minute, but things turned out fine, right Rito?

Huh? Ah, yeah, they did.

So why not use that trick all the time, Sis.

That's what I wanted to do too.

Unfortunately, that process consumes too much energy. I wouldn't recommend it for daily use.

Hey, Celine, come here!

Come on, I need to wash you!

Ah my God!

I had a crush on Haruna-chan since middle school, and we finally...

Got to...

No, that was an accident any way you look at it.

And besides...

No, this isn't good.

First off, what does Haruna-chan feel...

Oh yeah.

What does Haruna-chan think about that kiss?

Normally a girl would be grossed out kissing a guy she doesn't like!

Of course she would—crap!

She probably won't speak to me again!

Is there something on your mind, Rito-san?

Momo?

When did you get here?

My recent nighttime absence left you careless.

You seem to be distracted after that visit.

Did something happen at Haruna-san's apartment?

Uh, no, nothing really.

Oh, keeping secrets, are we?

Huh...

Hey!

Even from me?

Hey!

H-Hold on! Don't!

Are you really not going to tell me?

My eyes!

Don't worry, I won't force you to say anything.

I believe Mikan-san will be in the bath for another 30 minutes.

Until then, I'll service you to my heart's content.

My eyes!

Don't be shy.

I can do this any time you want.

Because I've changed since that other time.

O-Okay!

I-I'll talk! I'll talk!

What'll I do? What'll I do?!

He kissed me!

It was so warm and soft...

I feel like melting every time I think about it!

Should I have told Lala-san about that?

But that was just a freak accident.

I wonder what Yuuki-kun thinks.

More babies were born in your cyber safari?

Yeah, baby Q octopi this time.

And a ton of them too.

I love it! You need to show them to me!

Last time it was a baby gigaboar. Your cyber safari is having a baby boom.

Yeah.

But I still don't get it.

Why do babies show up right after two creatures pair up?

Huh? You don't know how they're made?

What do you mean?

They...

stick what in?

So you didn't know!

I... skipped a lot of lessons at the palace.

And I don't look up that stuff on the web like Momo does.

Maybe you and Rito-senpai can practice

making babies.

You're stupid!

Get back here!

He kissed her!

Yes, it's by accident, but Rito-san kissed Haruna-san!

N-No, I should welcome this development to my Harem Project.

This means their relationship will move that much further.

But... But!

Why do I feel like I've lost to her?!

Look!

Momo-sama is brooding with anxiety!

She looks beautiful in any situation!

Yeah!

You've gotta hear this! You wouldn't believe the dream I had last night!

Huh? What did you dream about?

Brace yourselves — I actually kissed a thousand girls!

Whoa? Are you kidding, Saruyama?!

I know, right? And it was a thousand!

Wow, a thousand! Get out of here!

I don't believe it!

Me neither!

I mean, holy crap!

Huh? Where are you going, Rito?

To the bathroom!

Oh, really? You're not supposed to go now, dumbass!

I was getting to the good part!

Does he...

hate me now?

What am I doing?

It's like I'm running away from her!

Rito-kun!

Run!

You'll love this!

Something really funny happened at a recording!

Hey, Run-san!

You're too clingy with a male!

God, you show up at the worst times.

Is she jealous?

I'm the hall monitor!

So what am I supposed to do?

But me and Rito-kun have a thing.

You two don't have a "thing"!

Girls, calm down!

You two are too cute to be angry.

Right, Rito-san?

Huh?

Uh, right.

You think I'm cute? Rito-kun!

Wh-What are you talking about?

Ah, Rito-san, Honekawa-sensei was calling you!

Huh? Was he?

Th-That's right.

I must play cupid for everyone and carry out the Harem Project.

This is what I have to do!

Rito-san.

Here!

What should I do?

Should I talk to Lala-san?

Is something wrong, Haruna-san?

Oshizu-chan!

I guess I can talk to Oshizu-chan about it.

What?!

A k-kiss? You mean the touching of lips?

You're being too loud, Oshizu-chan!

But that's amazing!

You two took it to a new level!

Uh, yeah.

But it was an accident.

And now I don't know how to face him.

It also looks like he's avoiding me.

Then there's only one thing to do!

Confess your feelings!

What... did you say?

Confess to Haruna-san and tell her how you feel.

Chances like these do not come very often.

But I can't just jump from a kiss to a confession!

Y...

You've liked her since middle school, haven't you?

Not only that, you're not going to stop liking her, are you?

If that's the case...

then I don't think you'd want this stalemate to continue forever.

I'll help you.

So you must...

...tell him! Tell him your true feelings!

My... feelings?

Sorry... for dragging you out here.

It's... It's fine!

I wanted to see you too.

My true feelings...

Should I tell her?

Do I deserve to?

I've been so lost and confused...

How do you feel about Lala-chan?

You'd better not make a girl cry.

Let's make a harem together, Rito-san.

N... No...

At the very least, my feelings for her have not changed!

Not since middle school.

And it's not too late to square myself with Lala and Run once I confess to Haruna-chan.

I'll... I'll tell him.

Yuuki-kun, I...

I... really...

Sairenji... I...

I really like...

I've always liked...

I'm really sorry!

I like—

Huh?

A-About yesterday!

What?!

Yesterday?!

I'm sorry? Are you mad?

Noo! Don't worry about that!

I'm surprised my usual stunts haven't made you madder.

I-I'm not mad at all.

I ended up apologizing instead of confessing!

I'm glad that Yuuki-kun isn't mad, but...

Sorry, Oshizu-chan!

You can yell at me for being gutless!

Haruna-san.

We can try again another day!

Oshizu-chan?

Octopuses?

S-Sorry!

I wanted to show Mea the baby Q octopi, but they got out of control...

Eek! My body's being—

Y-Yuuki-kun?

Of course this is how it ends.

I should get away before they grab me too.

Why do I feel sort of relieved?

Ah—