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To Love-Ru

DARKNESS

Momo!

Nana, you look like you've seen a ghost.

Look at her sleep.

She has been up and about since morning.

It's so much easier having you around.

What are you implying?

You bumped into me and don't pretend otherwise!

Hah?! You bumped into me!

An angel too beautiful

What the— You wanna piece of this?

Yeah! Come at me, twink!

"Twink" my ass, I'll...

Ugh, those two weirdoes are fighting.

Mikan, we're taking a detour, just to be safe.

...and shove it!

That's enough.

Disputes are fruitless endeavors that only hurt everyone.

If you acknowledge each other's goodness,

I promise you two will reach an understanding.

Actually, I kinda like what you did with your hair.

And your shoulder spikes are... sharp.

Sh-She's...

Literally sparkling.

It's a pleasure to meet you,

Yuuki Rito-san, Yuuki Mikan-san.

Wh... What?

Her voice... is so beautiful and soothing.

Uh, um... may I have your name?

Your face may be hidden,

but your aura screams "major-league hottie"!

And it has awakened the increasingly tumescent "spirit" inside me!

I beg you, madam, have some tea with me!

My.

What a man of great passion.

If you direct that passion toward this society,

I'm sure you will eradicate many of its ills.

I see...

A man of my standing should be able to accomplish something.

Your kind words...

have seared into my heart, Madam.

I shall go and devote my time to picking up garbage.

Now then, I bid you adieu.

He cleaned himself up?!

I can't believe your principal became that sober.

But still, that hair color...

That's right!

That woman... is our Mommy!

Lala!

Your mom?

Yaay!

Huh? Your mother came to visit?

Yes, she did!

My mom governs the empire for Daddy, so she's usually very busy.

But she cleared half a day in her schedule just to see how I'm doing!

It must have been a while since you last saw your mom.

Turning into a little kid has its good points!

Then we can go shopping some other time.

I'm sorry,

Zastin's men issued a gag order until she landed for security reasons and stuff.

No,

don't worry about it.

Say hi to your mom for me.

Sure! See you later!

Lala-san's mother?

I wonder how she's like, Maron.

Yuuki-kun is going to meet her mom...

Sephie Michaela Deviluke.

I must thank you for looking after my daughters.

Oh no, I'm honored to have them.

Please forgive me.

I've wanted to come pay my respects much sooner than this.

It's fine. We've heard that you're incredibly busy.

I see that you're healthy, Lala.

Yup!

My energy is slowly coming back,

so I'll be back to my old self before you know it!

Mother!

Oh my, you were always so attached to me.

Those Earth clothes befit you, Momo.

I'm happy to hear that, Mother.

Oh, I almost forgot.

You'd better stay away from him, that animal!

Hey!

Watch it, Nana!

But it's true, Sis.

And besides, it'll be bad if he trips, falls, and sees her face.

Oh, maybe you're right.

Why would that be bad?

It would be logical to say she is too beautiful.

Sephie-sama is the last remaining Charmian, the most beautiful species in the galaxy in both looks and voice.

Her beauty is a superpower in its own right.

All males who see her face immediately lose their minds and become completely feral.

Wow...

She must beat off guys with a stick.

That's not even the half of it!

Those guys become crazed sickos like our principal!

They say a feud over a Charmian,

was one event that led to the long-protracted Galactic Wars.

That puts the Galactic Wars in a new light.

Because of my Charmian lineage, I was exposed to many dangerous situations ever since I was young.

The one who rescued me from it all was my husband, Gid Lucione Deviluke.

Their dad?

One would think he'd be the first to assault you.

So that's why your face...

Yes. As long as I veil my face, I can suppress most of my Charmian powers.

I'm so glad none of my daughters share this trait.

It's a crime being this beautiful.

I see.

I thought their mom would be a Deviluke native.

Oh, so your animal powers...

I think it's the result of her Charm powers mixing with Devilukean traits and producing something new.

I know!

Sephie-san, why don't you join us for dinner?

Should I?

Of course! Right, Rito?

Sure, by all means!

I didn't plan for Mother coming to Earth of all things.

I'm glad, but...

I have to be careful!

Mother is staunchly against harems!

Even Father, the all-powerful galactic ruler, can't defy our mother.

I can't risk her knowing about of my Harem Project.

For now, I'll be discreet.

At least until we've crossed one or two lines!

Isn't this great, Momo?

Hasn't it been a while since you've seen your mom?

Ohh... yes, it has.

Let me take care of the rest.

You should spend time with her.

No, I'm perfectly...

Time to eat!

Delicious!

Momo-san has been helping me cook our meals recently.

She also made those.

You're amazing, Momo.

Yeah, thanks.

Do you two help out as well?

Honestly...

H-Hey, I sometimes...

Did you just laugh?!

Oops! Sorry!

Nana, how many times must I tell you to pick your words well?

But Mother...

How can keeping my distance from Rito-san be this stressful?

Momo-san, what are you thinking about?

M-Mikan-san?

Oh? Let me guess...

You're shy over seeing your mom for the first time in ages!

I can't tell if her instincts are sharp or non-existent.

Actually, Nana-san was calling you...

Mother and Sis say we should all take a bath together.

Celine!

It's time for you to go to bed!

Come here!

Your breasts are so soft!

Onee-sama, stop that!

Yay! Squeezy, squeezy!

Bouncy, bouncy boobies!

What the heck?

Bigger is not always better.

You think so too, right?

Yeah, I guess.

I still have to say, this is amazing.

I never knew that your cyber safari would have a hot spring.

That's because some of my animals like hot springs.

I asked my big sister to make this for me.

But my mom is taking her time.

Does it take her that long to undress?

Maybe she's talking to Peke, since she's helping her.

But still,

is it really okay for me to be here?

You guys should spend time alone as a family.

It's fine! You're like family to us!

There you have it.

R-Really?

Does Sephie-san take off her veil when taking a bath?

Will I be all right looking at her?

Yeah, totally.

Only males are affected by her Charm powers.

Okay.

I can't wait to see her, yet I'm still nervous.

Is Rito-san in his room?

Yeah.

He said he'll put Celine to bed while we're here.

Charm powers...

I wonder what would happen if Rito-san saw Mother's face.

I can't really picture it, but would he lose his mind and become a real animal?

Maybe that can turn him a "carnivore" who lusts after girls?

No, we can't.

If that happens, he'll only fall for my mom.

That would totally bankrupt my plans!

They're swaying.

Is she hurting for a fight?

Celine!

You have to go to sleep!

So, you see? Nana-sama and Momo-sama are completely enjoying their life on this planet.

Really? Thank goodness.

Thank you, Peke.

Should I take your veil as well?

I'll keep it on until I arrive at the hot spring.

Just in case.

Shall we?

Of course.

Huh? Where are you, Celine?

Celine?!

R-Rito-dono, why are you here?

Uh... no!

I... I was—

Sephie-sama!

Are you well, Sephie-sama?!

Y-Yes...

Wh-What?

S-Sorry!

I-I-I'm really sorry!

Ah! Rito-san!

Don't get up!

So that means

Mother greatest

her Charm powers doesn't just come from her looks?

That's right.

Scientists claim that the secret may lie in the pheromones given off by pure-bred Charmians.

So that controls whomever looks at her and turns them feral?

If a Charmian can produce you and Nana-san's powers,

then what about Lala-san?

Me?

I'm totally normal!

I think I take after Daddy!

She may look like our mom,

but she inherited most of the Devilukean powers among the three of us.

But I think she got her intellectual abilities from our mother.

Celine!

H-Hey!

What's she doing here?

Wasn't Rito-san supposed to put her to bed?

H-He's been fully exposed to my beauty...

I have to flee.

Or else I...

an empress...

a married woman...

will be violated!

Sephie-sama! Run while you still can!

Thank you, Peke!

Why must this always happen?

I hate myself for being too beautiful!

Why? Why must I always...

Oh my...

You must be Nana's friends...

Rito-dono! Retain your sanity!

Sephie-sama is married!

And you're supposed to be Lala-sama's presumptive fiance!

Can't breathe, Peke... let me go!

No, I won't!

Not until you stop being a feral animal...

Huh? Did you just say my name?

Were you actually sane?

Of course I was!

I haven't gone crazy!

But I thought I saw you go red in the face.

Only because I saw a beautiful woman whose towel fell off!

No!

Get away from me!

Those animals are running wild over her Charm powers!

Sephie-san! This way!

N-No!

If I do that, you'll throw me down

and *******,

and @$@#$@#@$!

No, I'm completely sane!

I just know it!

Now come here!

Eh? I don't affect you?

But you saw my face.

You did, somewhat!

I'm trying to avoid looking at you again!

Sephie-san!

No...

Hey! You better let her go...

Sephie-sama!

Yow!

Rito-dono! Take Sephie-sama away from here now!

Yeah! Yeah, I know!

Sephie-san! This way!

B... But...

Come on!

Those dead serious eyes...

Anyways, the steam from this hot spring should conceal you.

O-Okay...

So my Charm powers really don't affect you.

Because of your unshakeable conviction.

Although you tread a different path...

you resemble my husband.

M-Me?!

You know I don't!

I'm always lost and confused!

A man with no conviction is always manipulated without first being lost.

You're confused because you know deep in your heart what is right and just.

And that is connected to your honor and integrity.

Now I know why my daughters are so drawn to you.

I am their mother.

I can tell by one look.

Maybe you should take all three as your own.

What? That sounds like something out of the Harem Project—

I was kidding!

So... what is this "Harem Project"?

Peke! Did Mommy run this way?

I'm pretty sure she did!

Dammit! I should've told my animals not to come near the hot spring!

Mother!

Rito? Why are you with our mom?

Oh, god!

You've become a real animal!

Get away from her!

No! I haven't!

Surprisingly enough, Rito-dono still maintained his sanity after looking at Sephie-sama's face.

Whoa!

Wow! That's my Rito!

Is that right?

Wait a minute...

Aren't those my panties?!

Why are they on your head, dammit!

Hey! Nana, stop that!

Listen to her!

I must apologize for my brother.

It's okay.

He's a lovely person,

your brother.

Sephie-sama.

The shuttle has arrived from the mothership.

Thank you, Zastin.

Are you going so soon, Mother?

We can see each other on the comlink.

I'll also make some time so I can come again.

I'm also starting to like this place.

Stay out of trouble until you regain your old body, Lala.

Okay!

I'm sorry... for everything.

Don't be.

I had fun.

Thank god.

For now, Mother hasn't managed to sniff out anything.

Time for me to focus on making my Harem Project a success!

Momo, take care of yourself too.

Of course.

Please come again anytime, Mother.

Rito-san is a good man.

I, for one, Momo...

admire the way you pour all your energy into attaining what you want.

I used to be that way as well.

By all means, do as you please.

If that is what your heart truly desires.

See you later, Momo.

Bye, Mother!

Rito-san?

Yes?

Please continue taking good care of my daughters.

She knows...

Aww, she's really gone.

You want to go home?

Of course not!

What the heck, Sis?

W-Well, at least my mother approves of it.

I have to think positive!

Rito-san?

Ah, hello, Mom?

Oh, uh, nothing important.

I just... wanted to hear your voice.

Now then, let's go home.

Ma'am!

Look at these grownups, chasing after some dumb kid.

Could they be any lamer?

So, you live on this planet?

N-No, I don't!

I belong to a wandering race with no planet to call its own.

Well, not that I care.

And you're welcome, by the way.

Thank your god I happened to stop by this planet for warrior training.

Wait... you feel nothing even after looking at me?

Huh? What're you talking about?

Do you feel nothing even after seeing my beautiful face?

What?!

You seriously describe yourself as "beautiful"?

You're just a little girl!

You're littler than me!

Argh!

Dammit! Who the hell do you think I am?!

I wouldn't know, stupid!

If that's what bothering you, then tell me!

Who are you?

The name's Gid Lucione Deviluke!

I'm the man who's gonna end the galactic wars

and rise to the top!

He was the first man who looked directly at me

with such dead serious eyes, unswayed by my Charm powers.

I wish you luck, my daughters.