Original subtitles

So that's what happened.

I see.

So Mea-chan and the others headed there to stop Yami-chan, then.

Darkness...

I can't believe something like that happened with us unaware of it.

That's right.

This is the first time the two of you have even heard about the relationship between Yami-chan and Tear, right?

You must have been surprised.

Not really.

It's actually somehow easy to believe.

The resemblance is too much to be a coincidence.

It seems Lala-san and the others managed to ward off that enormous sword earlier.

But if that happens again...

It's okay.

Yami-chan definitely will not destroy this town.

We all believe that she isn't that type of person.

Yami-chan will surely come back.

Yuuki-kun and the others will bring her back!

Thank you.

She's... not alone anymore, is she?

I have to believe, too.

Yes, just like that, Senpai.

That's the method to stimulate the bug and awaken Yami-san's heart.

To Yami-san, it's an impossibility.

In other words, instead of the usual act of God,

Rito-san perpetrating shameless acts of his own will!

To become shameless of his own free will be difficult for a sincere person like Rito-san.

What's more, he has to come into contact with Darkness at zero distance.

If Yami attacks, Momo and I will stop her.

I'm opposed to you being a beast,

but I'll make an exception just for today.

Make absolutely sure you wake up Yami, Rito!

If Senpai dies, this planet goes with him.

I believe in you, Rito-senpai!

Your shamelessness will save the world, Senpai!

fushigi na yasuragi kanshou

不思議な安らぎ観賞

This strange feeling of peaceful enjoyment

shibaraku kono mama

しばらくこのまま

Will continue for a while

rikai funou puroburemubousou

理解不能プロブレム暴走

An impossible to solve problem runs wild

genin wa?

原因は？

And the cause is?

kimi to iru to kudaranai oshie wasureru

君といるとくだらない教え忘れる

Whenever I'm with you, I forget all about these boring lessons

kono henka kara umaretahonshin ukeireyou

この変化から生まれた本心受け入れよう

I want you to accept the true feelings born from this change

harimegutta saisho no kokoro

張り巡った最初の心

I reeled in the first heart I could hook

taguriyose sotto seebushita

手繰り寄せそっとセーブした

Carefully saving it

hyouteki ni fukuzatsu na mune no yami takushite

標的に複雑な胸の闇託して

I use the complicated darkness in my heart on my target

Care me! Care me! Care me! Care me!

naiteru kokoro atatamete yatto kizuita

泣いてる心温めてやっと気づいた

As I warmed the crying heart, I finally realised

watashi no himitsu heiki wa nani yori mo tsuyoku katakumusunda

私の秘密兵器はなによりも強く硬く結んだ

That more than anything, my secret weapon is strongly, firmly bound

kimi to no tsunagari

君との繋がり

With my connection to you

「Bright future

~Thank You~」

Rito...

You're going to do a bunch of perverted things to me?

That's nothing but bravado.

Certainly you're the personification of shamelessness and will definitely end up shoving...

...your face into panties the moment you falter, but that's the usual act of God.

But you yourself are diligent.

It's that contrast that makes you irresistible.

Certainly, that's the type of person Rito-san is.

That's exactly why we have this plan!

The problem is whether Rito-san is able to do it.

I'm going to do it!

I don't know what it is that you're planning,

but I'm happy that you're coming closer to me.

I can finally kill you.

Cloud!

Cannon Flower!

Rito-san!

Now!

Rito-san, that's what you usually do, that's not the right way!

Yami...

Was the Taiyaki Miso Soup tasty?

When I see Mikan... I feel warm.

Everyone at school, as well.

I...

I cannot become happy.

That's what I think.

Please don't get carried away.

That's not something I would talk about to you, who is my target.

Just kidding.

Yami-chan!

Ah! Hey-! What?

What's with him?

He took off his clothes.

It's just like the Principal.

I see!

The principal has gone after Yami-san countless times!

He's a pervert among perverts!

Using the principal as an image,

Rito-san is trying to break through the wall of his reason!

H-He's...

The naive, late-blooming Rito-san is...!

Doing shameless things of his own free will!

Ah! I can't believe I'm doing this!

No, no!

I can't become reasonable!

I'm a pervert, a pervert!

Rito-senpai is desperately holding himself back for Yami-oneechan's sake!

Yami-chan!

He's playing the part of an impossible self!

How?!

Doing something like this willingly!

This can't be possible for Yuuki Rito!

No!

You beast...

That technique has been cultivated at night.

Even though Rito-san was unaware, his body moved!

As I thought, he has the nature of a harem king!

Yami-chan!

Yami-chan!

This...

This... isn't Yuuki Rito!

What is this..?

Who is this...?

I don't understand.

I...

Who am I...?

I won't let you get away!

Yami-chan!

Yami, wake up!

You're supposed to get angry when something perverted like this happens to you!

You're supposed to say those words!

We have to follow them!

Yeah!

Mea!

Yami-oneechan...

Rito-senpai...

Squeeze, squeeze!

It's flowing into me... Yami-oneechan's heart.

I see.

So this is the cause of the bug.

The identity of the one feeling that Darkness couldn't control!

Um... Could it be... You want this?

You'll definitely be hurt by this later Yami, so...

At the very least, what you've done since coming to Earth has been good for Mikan and yourself.

If Tearju-sensei had been by your side,

you might have lived a different life, Yami!

That's because... I want you to become happy.

Yami-oneechan...

Rito-senpai... You...

Squishy!

Squishy, squishy!

Yami-chan!

How long are you going to keep doing that?

I hate perverted things!

Yami...

The horns...

Darkness' horns are gone!

You did it, Rito-san!

Good morning, Yami-oneechan.

Mea...

I...

This town... I nearly...

I-It's okay!

The town is safe.

I think you should apologise to the people you caused problems for, though.

But that's all there is to it!

Huh?

Rito, you're home?

It looks like something's going on in town.

I think something's happening with Yami-san-

What are you two doing, looking like perverts like that...?

It's a misunderstanding, Mikan!

Y-Yeah, that's right!

There's a reason for this!

I-I can explain...

Hey! Rito!

Oh, my.

It's the usual again...

Ouch...

I-I'm sorry, Nana!

Wait, why are you like that after a shower?!

Sorry about that, Rito!

Lala!

Hey.

What made you mistake her for me?

I can't believe that yesterday was the Earth's greatest crisis...

A lot happened, but we managed to avoid it and now we've returned to the normal everyday life, Mikan-san.

You seem to be awfully at ease.

The Earth was nearly cut in half, you know?

Well, that's true.

So that light was trans after all.

Thanks for the meal!

Come on, Rito!

We'll be late for school!

Hey, Lala!

You're going to go like that?

Of course!

Peke, please!

Yes!

Your school uniform, right?

I made a few changes to match your appearance.

As expected!

See you later, Mikan!

Don't push yourself too much, Lala-san!

Is she really okay?

Yami-san, too.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

I caused you all trouble.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It was my fault.

It's fine, it's fine.

I'm just glad you returned to yourself, Yami-chan.

Yami-oneechan, Lala-senpai is here!

Oh...

Yami-chan, what is this?

This is a show of my apology to you, Princess.

I caused an especially heavy burden to you, so much so that it caused you to shrink,

so please drink lots and grow big again.

Yes! Thank you!

Ah! But you don't need to worry about it that much, okay?

Huh?

In short, I only used up all of my energy temporarily,

so if I eat and sleep properly every day I'll return to normal eventually.

Compared to my father who shrunk all the way to a baby in the Galactic War, it's no big deal.

Is that so...?

I'm glad if that's the case.

I did perverted things to you two as well...

Don't worry about it, Yami-chan.

Because of the circumstances, I won't say anything harsh.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yami-chan!

This is the first time I've seen Yami-chan like this...

So she is worried about what happened yesterday, after all...

Ah, I wanted to see the perverted Yami-Yami, too!

Yeah, yeah!

You could have involved us, as well!

Shameless!

I hate perverted things.

We were rejected.

That's too bad.

I'm the only one she ignores?

So she is mad about yesterday, as I thought.

How have you been physically since then?

Have there been any after-effects from using trans so much?

There have been no problems.

In fact, I feel good.

So in the end I guess you could say it was a demonstration of your ultimate power.

Yami-chan...

I'm so glad!

You returned to normal!

Tear, please don't get your snot on me.

It was thanks to everyone, wasn't it?

I'm so glad!

Even though you're her creator, you were no use at all.

That's because I was removed from the project partway through...!

Is this really okay...?

The place I love...

This town...

This Earth.. I nearly...

Yami-san!

Mikan?

I see.

So you've been apologising all day today, huh?

It must have been hard.

No.

Those are the seeds that I sowed.

I feel kind of bad that I wasn't there during the most crucial time.

No, I'm glad it ended without anything bad happening to you.

This is hindsight, but...

If I made one mistake, I would have...

We managed to avoid it and now we're back to ordinary life.

That's what Momo-san said.

We're able to eat taiyaki together again, so it's fine, isn't it?

Huh?

Are you going already?

Yes.

I still haven't finished expressing my gratitude for being able to return to this everyday life.

I'll be going home, now!

Rito-dono!

There's still lots I want to ask you about!

Good grief...

Zastin and the others are persistent at asking me about yesterday...

"How specifically did you return Yami to normal"?

How could I explain something like that?

It seems Momo explained it to Haruna-chan and the others softly,

but I didn't really ask about that in detail.

Is she being considerate for me?

Having done something like that...

I feel incredibly guilty...

Yami!

Yuuki Rito...

If not for you, I would have...

Yesterday, um...

I have to say it!

Th-Th-Tha-Th-...

Thank-

I'm sorry!

Yesterday I did lots of perverted things to you.

Like... Your butt.

Eh!?

And your boobs!

I squeezed and rubbed various places!

B-But I did it for your sake-

That's enough of that!

Please be quiet!

Wha-!?

Why does it always turn into that right away?!

I'll say this so you don't misunderstand.

Everything I said and did when Darkness was activated wasn't the real me!

I-I'm not that perverted, and I don't think anything of you!

So, um... About yesterday...

Wai-!

Don't you go and die by yourself, that would be a problem!

Because you're my target!

Tea!

That's it! A vending machine!

Ah, she's so flustered.

Yami-oneechan is so dishonest.

Does this mean I should help out with this, too?

Good grief...

What a disappointing turn of events.

Ah.

If Darkness had been released properly, the universe would have fallen into chaos, and a new Galactic War would have started.

Neme-chan!

It may have changed into a place where we weapons could belong.

Are you really okay with how it turned out, Mea?

Yeah.

It's fine as it is.

Because now I understand, too.

The midst of battle is not the only place a weapon can belong.

In other words, I think I can do it in this town.

How boring.

Now I've lost one of my dear manservants.

Well, it's fine though.

I still have another manservant, after all.

Neme-chan!

Why don't you live in this town too, Neme-chan?

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

I'll always be watching over Yami and you from the shadows.

After all, this is my way of killing time.

H-Huh? Yami?

I hate perverted things.

Big sister, are you okay?

All done!

Yes, yes.

Rito sure is late, though.

It looks like he's getting along fine with Yami-san, doesn't it?

Eh?

Now for our next story.

Super S Channel

Frozen man found in Antarctica

Possibly a yeti

Observers also startled

A naked frozen man has been discovered in Antarctica.

There is an uproar about the possibility of him being a yeti.

Ah.

niwasaki yureru hana ga tsun to senobi de kotaeru

庭先揺れる花がツンと背伸びで応える

The flower swaying in the garden answers by stretching up

tsumasakidachi de asa ni ohayou no kisu

つま先立ちで朝におはようのKiss

To give a good morning kiss standing on tiptoes

saa yukou

さあ行こう

Now let's go!

fui ni tsumujikaze omowazu shagamikomu

不意につむじ風思わずしゃがみ込む

Caught off guard by the sudden whirlwind, I reflexively crouch down

fuwari sukaato ni kakushita yowasatsuyoku haratte miseta

ふわりスカートに隠した弱さ 強く払ってみせた

I firmly brush off the weakness hidden inside my skirt

fuzoroi de sainan na nichijou ni sakihokorou

不揃いで災難な日常に咲き誇ろう

Let's bloom to our fullest in this strange everyday life full of misfortune

sunao ni sodatanai kara chanto mitenakucha

素直に育たないからちゃんと見てなくちゃ

I can't be honest, so you have to pay close attention

tameratta ano omoi sotto tsuchi ni umetanda

躊躇ったあの想いそっと土に埋めたんだ

I carefully buried the memory of my hesitance in the soil

A flower blooming in your heart

sono hi o yume mite

その日を夢見て

I dream of that day