Original subtitles

All done!

Here you go, Celine.

Good morning.

Good morning, Nana-san.

Yo, Celine.

Please don't stare so much.

Ah! Momo!

Good morning, Rito-san.

As usual, when you're asleep you're very-

How many times have I told you!?

Stop sneaking into my room!

Let's keep giving it our best, Rito-san.

Giving our best?

To what?

W-Wait...

Nana-san, would you go wake Rito for me?

W-Why do I have to?!

fushigi na yasuragi kanshou

不思議な安らぎ観賞

This strange feeling of peaceful enjoyment

shibaraku kono mama

しばらくこのまま

Will continue for a while

rikai funou puroburemu bousou

理解不能プロブレム暴走

An impossible to solve problem runs wild

genin wa?

原因は？

And the cause is?

kimi to iru to kudaranai oshie wasureru

君といるとくだらない教え忘れる

Whenever I'm with you, I forget all about these boring lessons

kono henka kara umaretahonshin ukeireyou

この変化から生まれた本心受け入れよう

I want you to accept the true feelings born from this change

harimegutta saisho no kokoro

張り巡った最初の心

I reeled in the first heart I could hook

taguriyose sotto seebushita

手繰り寄せそっとセーブした

Carefully saving it

hyouteki ni fukuzatsu na mune no yami takushite

標的に複雑な胸の闇託して

I use the complicated darkness in my heart on my target

Care me! Care me! Care me! Care me!

naiteru kokoro atatamete yatto kizuita

泣いてる心温めてやっと気づいた

As I warmed the crying heart, I finally realised

watashi no himitsu heiki wa nani yori mo tsuyoku katakumusunda

私の秘密兵器はなによりも強く硬く結んだ

That more than anything, my secret weapon is strongly, firmly bound

kimi to no tsunagari

君との繋がり

With my connection to you

「Unconsciously

~Light Head☆Beating Heart~」

Now, let's see...

Peke!

Yes, Lala-sama?

So refreshing!

Good morning!

Good morning, Lala-san.

Breakfast is ready.

Thank you!

Peke, hurry up!

Lala, I'm sorry!

I tripped!

Why, you...!

Not only Momo, but big sister, too!?

Wait, it's not like that! That's not it!

What do you mean "It's not like that"!?

Good morning.

You're all ready.

Shall we go?

A test?

You did study, didn't you?

I did, but...

I don't really understand Earth history.

Mea!

Hm?

Nana-chan!

Yo!

Morning!

Morning, Mea-chan.

Hey, Rito.

Don't get any closer than that.

You have to be careful, Mea.

He's a beast, so you never know what he'll do.

What he'll do?

What would he do to me?

Something perverted!

No, I won't.

Senpai, are you finally in the mood to lick me?

Eh!?

How wonderful!

When... did you make a promise like that?

I didn't!

That's no good whatsoever!

Come on Mea, let's go!

See you later, Senpai!

Those two sure do get along well.

Yeah.

What is it?

Rito-san, please be careful.

Mea-san is... um...

...A trans weapon.

Yes.

It doesn't seem like she's done anything since then, but...

...just in case.

Okay, I understand.

Ouch...

Y-Yami!?

Oh, my.

Right after I said that, too.

As expected of Rito-san.

Yuuki Rito.

Yes!?

Please don't forget, Yuuki Rito.

I'm after your life.

Yes.

Y-Yami-san, it wasn't on purpose!

Please move out of the way, Princess Momo.

It seems I must teach this man thoroughly.

Sorry about that, Yami-chan.

Rito doesn't have any bad intentions.

Please forgive him.

Yuuki Rito.

Yes!?

You should thank Princess Lala.

Yes.

As expected of you, Onee-sama.

Don't worry.

Despite what it seems, Yami-san is holding back.

This is her holding back!?

That's right.

She's a legendary assassin.

If she were serious, right about now you'd be...

But this could be proof that the plan is making good progress, couldn't it?

The plan...

The harem plan.

Please don't forget.

There are many girls who can become happy depending on you, Rito-san.

What will you do, Rito-san?

I'll help you as much as I'm able.

Let's make your harem, Rito-san.

So we can all be happy.

Yuuki-kun?

What's wrong?

Sairenji.

Oh, my.

I'll be going now, then.

Haruna-san, please take care of Rito-san.

Eh?

Um...

See you later, Momo!

See you, Onee-sama!

T-Thanks, Sairenji.

Okay, it's good now.

Did something happen?

Oh... no, I just fell down.

Is that so?

Yuuki-kun, you can be a little clumsy sometimes, huh?

Yeah...

Thank you, Sairenji.

Haruna, you're so kind!

Lala-san!

Eh, are you serious!?

Yeah, I'm serious!

Risa! Mio!

Yo!

Energetic as usual today, aren't you, Lala-chi?

Rito-kun!

Whoa, Run!

Are you off work today?

I'm off for the morning today.

So that's why I came to see you, Rito-kun.

You two!

What are you doing so early in the morning!?

Kotegawa-san, you're so strict.

This is school!

So it's okay outside of school?

So shameless!

Hey, Haruna.

W-What is it?

Why don't you try to tell Rito you love him today?

Haruna!

Just finished your club activities?

Nana-chan, what are you doing here so late?

I got a bad mark, so I have supplementary lessons.

I see...

Now that I think about it, Yuuki-kun said he had supplementary lessons, too.

So I'm at the same level as him, huh?

I know!

I'll give you one of these, Haruna.

It's a Devilukean sports drink I got from Zastin yesterday!

It's really good!

It really is good!

Isn't it?

I've liked it since long ago.

Haruna-san.

Momo-chan.

I thought you went home.

I had a little something to do.

The truth is, I was actually waiting for Rito-san.

More importantly, Haruna-san.

Did you make any progress with Rito-san?

What are you talking about so suddenly!?

That's right, Momo!

I was just wondering.

Progress...

It didn't go well?

Yeah...

Or rather, I didn't know what I should do.

You didn't know what to do?

I told Lala-san about my feelings,

and she said "Let's give it our best for love!", but...

When I think about it, even if it went well...

Only one person would go out with Yuuki-kun, right?

Even if you love the same person,

it would turn out like a competition in the end.

I'm kind of bad with things like that...

You're so kind, Haruna-san.

Momo-chan, you knew?

But, Haruna-san.

I think...

...Believing only one person can become happy is an antiquated way of thinking.

In space, a harem...

Or rather... polygamy, is not uncommon.

In other words...

In space, Onee-sama and Haruna-san can both marry Rito-san and live happily together!

Eh!?

Is that true!?

Oh.

You should have been learned about that at the royal palace as well.

B-But, Yuuki-kun and I are both Earthlings.

That's not true.

Because Rito-san is not just an Earthling,

he's the next ruler of Deviluke.

If everyone can be happy

I don't think there's any reason to be restricted by the Earth's rules.

This is within the world of adults, so it's too soon for me though.

I see!

So that's why Lala-san was in such high spirits!

Lala-san and I both marrying Yuuki-kun...!

In that case, it certainly wouldn't become a competition.

But it's no good.

That doesn't make sense!

Huh?

Is that a closed-minded way of thinking?

Lala-san thought of a way for everyone to be happy,

and yet I'm thinking only of my own happiness?

But... but, but...

Huh?

That's right.

It's not only Rito-san's heart I'll have to change.

Haruna-san is the fulcrum for the possibility of Rito-san's harem.

If I can get her to join...

Yuuki-kun, let's make your harem.

If you agree to make it, you can untie this ribbon.

I promise I'll do it!

Don't be in such a hurry!

It's no good, you can't do that!

That kind of thing is wrong!

The world of adults is different from fairytales.

That may be so, but...

Haruna, say something!

Hm?

Me?

I see... space sure is amazing.

The idea is already... that, you know?

Out!

Like that.

Haruna?

What's with this strange mood?

Hey, calm down!

Hm?

What's going on with you?

Huh?

Momo, you're all still here?

Yuuki-kun, Yuuki-kun lovely!

She's drunk!?

I think so.

One time when I drank Devilukean herb tea, I got drunk...

This drink does have Devilukean herbs in it.

It looks like it's not suited to an Earthling's constitution.

I'm sorry, Haruna!

I'm okay.

Will she be able to make it home like this?

Then why don't you walk her home, Rito-san?

Eh?

You're going to walk me home, Yuuki-kun?

I'm so happy!

There's no helping it, I guess I'll go home with you.

In that case, I'll also...

What are you doing!?

Why don't you try reading the mood a little?

Hey... you have to support me better.

I didn't think it would turn into something like this...

This is bad...

It may not have been alcohol, but she is drunk.

If there were a teacher or someone here...

Oh, you two.

Are you on your way home?

Hm?

Is she not feeling well?

Why does the principal always show up at times like this?

Yo!

Looking sharp as usual today, principal!

Of course, I know.

Are you... drunk?

Ah! Over there, it's Golden Darkness!

Yami-chan, where are you!? Where!?

Now's our chance!

Yami-san, did you catch a cold?

No, but I have a bad feeling.

We finally made it.

Well, I'll be going now.

Eh?

You're going home instead of nursing me?

Sairenji, why don't you drink this for now...?

Why are you getting undressed!?

Because it's so hot...

Just put your clothes on!

I'm sorry...

Could it be... did she sober up from that?

It's so cool, it feels good.

She's not sober at all!

I'm sorry!

I'll get you a towel!

No!

I won't let you go anywhere.

Now I've got you all to myself.

Your bra is slipping...

Hm?

No... Don't look.

It's okay now.

It's not okay at all!

W-Wait!

Anyway, I'm getting up now.

No, I'm keeping you for myself.

I-I'm sorry.

Geez, you're such a pervert, Yuuki-kun.

Do you dislike being close to me?

It's not that.

Really?

Really.

I'm glad to hear that.

Haruna-chan, even if you're drunk this is...

Hey, Yuuki-kun?

Yes?

Would you be able to marry many girls at the same time and treat them all well?

What are you saying...

Momo-chan said that in space, marriages like that are normal.

I wonder if something like that would go well...

I think that everyone would try to have the person they love for themselves...

Yuuki-kun, what do you think?

If I think about it with common sense-

I told you, that is common sense in space. So what do you think?

Actually... Sairenji, why are you asking me this suddenly?

Isn't that obvious?

Yuuki-kun, I...

Yuuki-kun, I...

Huh?

Ah?

Huh?

What am I doing!?

Could it be... You finally sobered up?

I... I'm sorry.

I-I'm sorry too.

I'm home!

Haruna!

I bought you a cake!

Eh!?

You're doing that this early!?

That's not it, Onee-chan!

This is because Sairenji wasn't... and I took her home!

Anyway, she seems fine now, so I'm going home!

Yuuki-kun!

Haruna.

I'm sorry.

I told you it isn't that!

I'm sorry, Rito-san.

If I had seen Akiho-san sooner,

I could have stopped her from coming home.

Momo!

You were watching?

Of course!

Ah... that was close.

In a number of ways.

Momo, Sairenji said...

That she would want to make the person she loves her own.

Yes.

So the harem plan is impossible after all.

Even though she was drunk,

why do you think she was talking about that to you, Rito-san?

Eh?

A girl's heart is a complicated thing.

I really don't understand.

Master... Where did you go?

niwasaki yureru hana ga tsun to senobi de kotaeru

庭先揺れる花がツンと背伸びで応える

The flower swaying in the garden answers by stretching up

tsumasakidachi de asa ni ohayou no kisu

つま先立ちで朝におはようのKiss

To give a good morning kiss standing on tiptoes

saa yukou

さあ行こう

Now let's go!

fui ni tsumujikaze omowazu shagamikomu

不意につむじ風思わずしゃがみ込む

Caught off guard by the sudden whirlwind, I reflexively crouch down

fuwari sukaato ni kakushita yowasatsuyoku haratte miseta

ふわりスカートに隠した弱さ 強く払ってみせた

I firmly brush off the weakness hidden inside my skirt

fuzoroi de sainan na nichijou ni sakihokorou

不揃いで災難な日常に咲き誇ろう

Let's bloom to our fullest in this strange everyday life full of misfortune

sunao ni sodatanai kara chanto mitenakucha

素直に育たないからちゃんと見てなくちゃ

I can't be honest, so you have to pay close attention

tameratta ano omoi sotto tsuchi ni umetanda

躊躇ったあの想いそっと土に埋めたんだ

I carefully buried the memory of my hesitance in the soil

A flower blooming in your heart

sono hi o yume mite

その日を夢見て

I dream of that day

Next Time

「Uneasy

~Hesitant Heart~」