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DOKI - Chihiro

DOKI

fukigenna tenki moyou ga nori utsutteta aitsu

不機嫌な天気模様が乗り移ってたアイツ

That fellow was affected by bad weather

nanda! chotto naname ni sora wo miteta dake ka

なんだ！ ちょっとナナメに空を見てただけか

What! He's only squinting at the sky

shiritai (misetai)

知りたい（見せたい）

I want to know (I want to see)

wakaritai (wakaranai)

解りたい（解らない）

I want to understand (I can't understand)

nakitai (nakenai)

泣きたい（泣けない）

I want to cry (I can't cry)

soredemo

それでも

Even so,

shikatanai (kubomanai)

仕方ない（凹まない）

It can't be helped (Not feeling depressed)

itakunai (youkumonai)

痛くない（痒くもない）

It doesn't hurt (It doesn't itch)

kowashitai (kowaretai)

壊したい（壊れたい）

I want to break (I want to be broken)

yuzurenai omoi nara

譲れない思いなら

I don't want to surrender these feelings

chiratsuku kiiro shingou mushishite

ちらつく黄色信号 無視して

Just ignore that flashing yellow signal

kou kakudo de joushou chuu kokoro no flying saucer

高角度で上昇中 心のflying saucer

The flying saucer in my heart is rising at a sharp angle

nakanaka sunao ni nan nai himitsu no tobira ni keri irete!

なかなか素直になんない秘密のトビラに蹴り入れて！

It kicks open that dishonest, secret door

chuugaeri de mata modotte kuru yo

宙返りでまた戻ってくるよ

Do a loop-the-loop and return once more

sakaraenai jiryoku mitai na omoi yo todoke!

逆らえない磁力みたいな思いよ 届け！

Convey those seemingly irresistable magnetic feelings to you!

omote no kādo de shoubu shinai nande

表のカードで勝負しないなんで

You can't use a face card to decide the victory.

dare no tame no moraru?

誰のためのモラル？

Whose morals are those?

Motto To LOVE-Ru 16

Beach Girls

Wow! Amazing! The sea is pretty!

You're right!

The waves are awesome.

The blue sky... The white clouds...

And me, Tenjouin Saki!

Welcome to the Tenjouin Private Beach, everyone!

Hey! Listen to what I'm saying!

Who do you think brought you to this wonderful place?

Please deliver your words of gratitude to Saki-sama.

Thank you very much!

You're very welcome!

Well then, enjoy yourselves fully!

Take that... and that!

Haruna-chan...

Hey, Rito. This is paradise, right?

Lala-chan's figure is great, but Sairenji's thighs are really...

Oi!

Hey you! You come to the beach and that's the only thing you think of?

Who are you?

I'm Ren! Ren!

Hey, Ren!

It's so hard to get Rito-kun right in front of us!

Hurry up and change with me!

Quiet! It's my turn now. Just go to sleep obediently!

What was that?

Hey, Yuuki-kun.

Can you help me put this lotion on?

Mikado-sensei!

You're too innocent. You might want some physical training, right?

First up, skinship practice.

Skinship?

It's okay, you don't have to be afraid.

Oshizu-chan.

Yes, Sensei?

Got it!

My body suddenly...

Well, hurry up.

Focus Blast!

I envy you, Rito!

I want to become your right hand!

Stop that, Murasame-san!

Honestly, even though you're just Mikado sensei's assistant...

My Focus Blast has gone berserk!

Oh.

Flat-chested

Flat-chested

Flat-chested

Flat-chested?

Ah!

I'm sorry... that I'm flat-chested!

I didn't say that!

Everyone! How about we split some watermelons here?

Sounds like fun!

I have trained hard specially for this day, improving my watermelon-splitting ability.

I'll show you!

The watermelon-

Saki-sama!

Yuuki Rito! You always, always...

What are you doing?

As usual, he's a pervert.

Honestly, it was hard getting these high quality watermelons. What a waste.

It's your fault, Nana.

Ah, that's right. Do you have a watermelon, Momo?

Ah!

Momo collects lots of plants and nuts from space, you know?

I have an edible watermelon from Watermelon planet, Onee-sama!

Woah!

How about this?

Can you do watermelon splitting with this?

Anyway, is that really a watermelon?

Don't worry. Since it's for food, it's obedient.

Mikan, what is "watermelon splitting"?

Ah! Uh...

Will it be all right?

It's kinda scary...

But, I don't think it tastes nice.

Hm. Maybe it doesn't.

You can't say that! This one has a lot of pride.

If you didn't know, common sense suggests that a good appearance has got nothing to do with its flavour.

Furthermore, a monster watermelon that has pride? How impertinent.

Calm down, Watermelon-san!

Eh?

I'm all sticky...

Saki-sama, hang in there!

Watermelon juice?

Saruyama!

Everyone!

Calm down, Watermelon-san!

Hold it!

If you cause any more trouble, I'll be your opponent!

Ren-chan!

Lala-chan, this is my chance to show you my manly side. Take this!

My special move! Cyclone Grenade!

Ren-chan!

Hey, are you all right, Ren?

Run?!

We finally meet, Rito-kun. Rito-kun.

Mikan!

Let me go!

Hey you! Let go of Mikan!

Ow!

Lala-san!

I can't take it anymore!

Lala-sama!

Sis!

Watermelon-san! Please stop!

Not my tail!

Sis! Eh- Momo?

I guess I have no choice but to use force.

Stop it! Let go of Lala!

Lala, are you okay?

Rito!

Hurry up and let go of Lala!

Yuuki-kun!

It's dangerous! Get away from it!

Is this the right way of playing this "watermelon splitting" thing?

You slashed it... It's a bit different from normal.

This watermelon is really tasty.

It really is.

What a relief. We managed to split the watermelon after all.

Sorry for causing you trouble. Everyone, would you like some more?

I'll pass.

Oh dear.

Rito.

Lala-sama, what's wrong?

It's nothing.

By the way, where's Saruyama?

Motto To LOVE-Ru 17

Late Night Tutor

Haruna, how did you do on the test?

Show me, show me!

Wow! 98 percent?! Are you serious?

Hey, not in such a loud voice...

You're always amazing.

Hurry and give it back!

If you don't play around properly, it's no good.

This is bad. This is really bad.

No matter what I do, I get this score. At this rate...

Eh? Yuuki-kun is this dumb?

I'm sorry, I hate stupid people.

Argh, this is bad! The retest is tomorrow!

What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

Anyway, if I don't study...

I've got to get psyched up.

How long were you going to stare for?

Sorry.

Ah! That's-

I'll give it back.

Just now... You were laughing at me, right?

If you can't do well in your studies, it's better to study with someone.

This planet relies on knowledge.

You just happen to have someone close that can help you, right?

Lala... she was this smart?

What are you saying now? Lala-sama is one of the greatest geniuses in the galaxy.

In the past, Lala-sama's family wanted to use her intelligence to create and develop all sorts of things.

But, recently when I asked her how she did on her test...

That's when Lala was still learning about Earth.

So it was because she couldn't read the questions?

Something like that.

She's only good at making inventions that turn out to be pranks in the end. What a shame.

Ah, I feel so much better now, Rito.

Don't come in here with just a towel!

What's wrong? I'm not naked.

What is it? You're studying?

Yeah, but I don't have a clue on what to do.

Let me see...

Oh, this question?

What's wrong?

It's okay if you teach me, but...

...at least, put something on?

Eh? All right... Peke!

Yes!

This question... You need to use exponentials.

Oh, I see. Then what about this?

That's a quadratic equation.

So you do it like this.

Oh! Amazing! You really are smart, Lala! Really amazing!

Somehow, your compliments make me happy.

Did you drop something?

It's okay, it's okay.

No, no. I have to focus!

If I don't concentrate on studying...

Err Lala? Your clothes-

Peke?

Sorry, I'm out of power.

Anyway!

Rito! You must be exhausted. I've brought... coffee.

I'm stu-stu-dying...

Keep working hard. I don't know what kind of study you're doing though...

This is a misunderstanding!

Retest

Damn it! I've forgotten everything I was supposed to remember!

Shut up!

Motto To LOVE-Ru 18

Master of Love

Rito!

Lala!

Don't just grab me all of a sudden!

Rito!

As usual, you haven't made any progress, right, Lala-chi?

I thought you would know more about relationships.

Relationships?

That might be true...

How should I appeal to Rito? I don't really know.

Anyway, I'll lend you something good today.

Here it is! The Relationship "How-To" Guide! Use this as a reference to get Yuuki!

With this... Rito...

Relationships, huh? It sounds difficult, but I have to give it my best.

Let's see...

First, invite him on a date! But, don't tell him it's a date!

The key point is to invite him out naturally!

I see! All right.

Rito!

What's the matter, Lala?

Um... Do you uh...

...want to go on a detour on the way home today?

Okay, I don't really mind.

Yay! I did it!

Did you have something to do?

Just a little something.

I've got to do my best to appeal to Rito.

I guess it's okay.

It's Magical Kyouko!

Hey, if you've got something to do, we should hurry up.

Hey, wait up!

When dating, acting shy during conversations is appealing.

Acting shy? All right!

H-Hey, Rito?

I-It was fun at school today, right?

Yeah.

No effect?! Did I say it the wrong way?

When in love, pushing and bickering are common.

I get it. So that was it.

All right!

Eh?

Pushing!

Bickering!

Was this really all right?

What the hell are you doing?

He got mad, as I expected!

Seriously, if you're just going to screw around with me, I'm going home!

Wait up, Rito!

This is bad... I have to do something.

Becoming the type of girl that the guy likes is very important.

For example, like the Fushigi-chan type: "I'm actually an alien from ______."

All right.

Ri-Rito!

What is it?

To be honest, I'm from the planet Deviluke.

I know already.

Fushigi-chan type isn't the right type for Rito. Was there anything else?

Tsundere

Hey, Lala, something's strange about you today.

Don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I like you or anything!

Lala?

Tsun!

Argh, I don't get it at all! Why is she mad?

Wait up, Lala. What's wrong?

All right! This time...

Despite what you just said, act the opposite way to what you were, and success will be within your reach!

After that, wait for him in clothes as sexy as possible to seduce him.

Push him on the ground, and appeal as much as you can!

Well then, Peke.

A daring outfit? I don't really understand, but anyway...

Hey, Lala. What are you doing around here?

Ri-to.

Aaah! What's with that outfit!

Sorry about before.

I said those things...

...but I...

...really do...

...like you.

Lala?

So...

What do I do from here?

Eh?

Honestly, what the hell happened today with Lala?

She really wore me out.

I tried all sorts of things, but in the end, I failed. Why?

What's the matter, Lala?

I-It's nothing!

Why are tears...

Is that... I wonder if Lala was... that's why she...

I'm sorry, Rito. Let's go home!

But... um...

...occasionally, the two of us walking around the city together...

...might be fun.

Rito!

Ah! I told you not to hug me suddenly!

Rito, Rito, Rito!

Oh dear.

Rito, where should we go tomorrow?

Tomorrow, we have school...

itsumo no jikan ni machiawasete

いつもの時間に待ち合わせて

I'm waiting for you at the usual time,

chikoku shite terekakushi

遅刻して照れ隠し

Hiding my embarrassment because I'm late.

damari komi kimete aruki dasuno

黙りこみ決めて歩き出すの

I walk beside you without saying a word.

share ni nattenai!

シャレになってない!

This joke is not funny.

yume ni miteta koto konya kanai sou

夢に見てたこと 今夜叶いそう

What I saw in the dream might come true tonight.

dakedo ne watashi kara janaku

だけどね 私からじゃなく

But you know, it shouldn't come from me.

anata no yuuki de kime naku cha

あなたの勇気でキメなくちゃ

I need you to pluck up the courage to decide.

koishiteru kono kanji

恋してる この感じ

Falling in love... This feeling...

romanchikkuna yume wo misasete

ロマンチックな夢を見させて

Lets us witness romantic sweet dreams.

koishiteru kono omoi kokoro kara

恋してる この想い 心から

Falling in love... This feeling in my heart...

afure dashiteru baby love

溢れ出してる baby love

...is overflowing with baby love.

Preview

It's finally my turn!

Saki-sama, what's that sound?

Saki-sama! The time is already-