Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Lala! You snuck into my bed again?!

Sleep in your own room already!

Rito?

Wh-What was that reaction just now?

When I'm Shy

Say, Lala...

Say, Mikan,

could you teach me how to cook some time?

Okay...

Thanks, Mikan.

What are you mad about?

Sorry Rito, I'm not mad at you.

It's just...

Just what?

I...

I... I was embarrassed.

Embarrassed?

Yoohoo!

Lala-chi!

Good morning!

Haruna-chan...

Good morning, Yuuki-kun, Lala-san.

Y-Yeah, good morning.

Good morning, Haruna-san, Risa-san, Mio-san.

Come on, let's go.

We're going to be late.

Yeah.

Has Lala-chi always acted like that?

Lala-chan!

You're as beautiful as ever today!

Your beauty is like that of a space jewel or a godly work of art!

Ren is still going after Lala?

Pearls before swine, gold coins before cats, mochi from a shelf...

He just never learns.

Gorgeous! Superb!

Beautiful! Wonderful! Très bien!

Lala-chan?

No...

Stop that. It's embarrassing.

Lala-chan is embarrassed by it?!

I'm sorry!

Wh-What's this?

Lala is definitely not acting like her usual self.

Lala, come with me for a moment.

H-Hey Lala, today you're...

Did you see?

Well, um...

Jeez...

Rito, you pervert...

Pervert!

Sh-She's acting kind of cute!

What's wrong with Lala today?!

She's acting girly.

If anything, if she was always like this, I...

What am I thinking? I'm such an idiot!

There's definitely something wrong with Lala!

Rito?

Lala, what happened to you?!

Sh-She's so cute!

Um, Lala-sama, your temperature is higher than usual.

Don't you feel anything?

Her temperature?

She's burning up...

I'm burning up?

Let me see.

Anyway, we've got to get you to the infirmary!

Infirmary

Say "Ahh."

It appears to be the Reversal Flu.

Reversal Flu?

When you catch it, you have a slight fever, and your personality changes completely.

I never knew such a flu existed.

It's a space flu.

Someone probably brought it with them.

So, how do you cure this Reversal Flu?

There is a vaccine, but it will take several days to ship it here.

Several days...

There's no need to worry.

It isn't life threatening and Earthlings are immune to it.

Rito...

Sensei says it's not a problem, so let's get back to class.

O-Okay...

Oh my...

You've got a fever, huh?

So that's why you've been quiet today.

I'm the same as always.

Are you really all right, Lala-san?

Yes.

Well, I don't mind if Lala-chi's like this.

What's wrong with Lala-chan?

She's running a fever from having the flu.

Earthlings can't catch it.

I see. She's acting differently because of her fever.

It's not bad.

She's different from her usual self.

She's cute.

No...

L-Lala-chan...

Want to go to an amusement park some time?!

Want to go with me to a movie?!

I know of a good cake shop!

Sorry, I have Rito!

I'm so jealous of you!

That's right!

Stop! Calm down!

Ow...

Today was pretty rough.

Sorry!

I didn't think you were in there!

The Reversal Flu isn't that bad.

How long are you going to keep sleeping, Senpai?

From today on, let's start waking up early, Senpai.

Why don't we train our bodies a little?

Wh-Who are you?

What are you talking about, Senpai?

Lala?

But you're not the same Lala as yesterday.

Or the Lala that I know.

Did your Reversal Flu get worse?

Come on! Get up, Senpai.

I built a training machine for you.

A training machine?

And by "Senpai", do you mean me?

This is Gun Gun Steady Runner, Senpai.

Come on, let's go all out!

You're amazing, Senpai.

Let's raise your level.

Don't, don't, don't!

Yeah, you should be able to handle more than this.

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!

You can handle more than this.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Are you all right, Senpai?

Her personality may be different, but her inventions are as defective as always.

I just wanted to make you a little stronger.

Who said I wanted to become stronger?!

You said you were trying to become the greatest in the universe.

So, I thought it might be good for you to gain some stamina.

Lala...

I guess it was none of my business.

No, it's fine, Lala. Don't worry about it.

Are you forgiving me, Senpai?

Y-Yeah, I'm not hurt or anything.

You're kind, always letting me do what I want.

Don't cry, don't cry.

Sorry, Senpai, my tears just won't stop.

Did you get the vaccine?

Listen, Yuuki-kun, you probably already figured this out,

but Earth is in a remote part of the universe.

Sending things over, even by space warp mail,

takes several more days to arrive than other places.

I see...

Lala-san's not having any problems, is she?

This morning, her personality changed.

Oh my, that's unfortunate.

Unfortunate?

Didn't you like Lala-san the way she was yesterday?

W-Well, I didn't really...

She became like Sairenji Haruna-chan, who's in the same class as you.

Wh-What are you saying, Sensei?!

Yesterday, Lala-san was your ideal type.

I have to get going!

He's so bashful.

Lala was like Haruna-chan?

Is that why my heart was racing?

Take this seriously, Senpai.

Lala-chan's acting different today.

Yeah...

Senpai!

Mind if I wash your back?

Y-You don't need to do that.

I'm just kidding.

This is tiring...

What?!

Why are you startled by the sight of me?

Just to let you know, I wasn't looking at you while you were sleeping.

Did your flu get worse?

Here's a boxed lunch.

I made it today.

But don't get the wrong idea.

I didn't make it for you.

I just made an extra one.

Infirmary

Mikado-sensei...

It still hasn't arrived.

Hi, I'm Lala!

This is my partner, Rito.

Together, we're Nekomanma.

What the hell?

I was thinking of forming a comedy duo with you.

We're going to work hard to become the greatest duo in the comedy world.

Why?

Why? Because you're aiming to become the greatest in the universe.

You should become the greatest comedian in the universe.

Why?

You've got no other choice.

If you don't hurry up and learn this skit, you won't make it.

Make it for what?

The morning gathering!

The morning gathering?

It's going to be our first time on stage!

That's ridiculous!

Lala's not here today...

Huh?

What are you doing?

Son-in-law...

Rito, I thought of something wonderful.

I get the feeling that it isn't wonderful.

Since you're aiming to become the greatest in the universe,

then we should first make you the greatest on Earth.

How?

Currently, we don't have enough Deviluke forces here to take over Earth.

Unfortunately.

Therefore, I'm going to create an army of battle androids and use them to take over Earth.

What the hell?!

The android army will make Earth into my husband Rito's kingdom.

Wait a second! Hey, hold on!

We shall commence our plans at noon today.

Let's do our best, Rito.

Let's take over Earth together.

It's a remote planet,

but it will bring you one step closer to becoming the greatest in the universe.

Hey, wait a second!

Isn't this wonderful, son-in-law?

You're going to become the greatest on Earth.

Zastin...

Let go of me!

Sensei! Mikado-sensei!

What is it?

It's Sunday morning.

I sleep in on my days off.

Sensei! Did you get Lala's vaccine?!

It hasn't come yet.

It's already been sent out. It should arrive some time today.

Some time today...

So, since Lala-san is planning to take over Earth, what's she doing now?

She's producing an android army under the remnants of the old school building.

I see, over there.

That place is going to become a base for taking over Earth, huh?

What are you talking about, Sensei?

We've got to cure Lala's flu!

Why don't you take over Earth?

Even if you become the king of Earth, I don't think things will get any worse.

What are you saying?!

If that android army invades, something terrible will happen.

You're definitely going to end up battling the armies of Earth.

Anyway, I don't want to take over Earth and I don't want to become the king of the Earth.

Well, it's not what Lala-san wants either.

She's doing all this for you.

All for me? Me?

Of course.

B-But I don't want that.

Anyway, let's wait for the vaccine to arrive.

Try to relax, Yuuki-kun.

I'm sure there's a reason why the vaccine hasn't arrived yet.

But Sensei...

Lala said that she's going to begin taking over Earth at noon!

I'm going to talk Lala out of it!

Lala!

Stop!

What's this?

Rito, this is the android army I've prepared for you.

I'm going to leave you in control of Squad 1.

And here are the generals I've prepared for you.

Um, I'm commanding Squad 2.

Sairenji?!

Um, Lala-san told me that you needed help.

Commanding Squad 3!

Commanding Squad 4!

Commanding Squad 5!

There's no light...

You guys!

We're going to be conquered anyway.

I'm going to get part of the Mediterranean.

I'm getting Hawaii.

I'm getting the Caribbean Sea.

We shall now prepare to take over Earth!

Android army,

activate!

Stop, Lala! Hit the kill switch right now!

Stop the androids!

What's this? Rito doesn't want to take over Earth?

Stop!

But my piece of the Mediterranean...

Hawaii...

The Caribbean Sea...

In that case...

Android Squad 3! Stop Yuuki!

Squad 5, do the same!

Squad 4, get him!

Yuuki-kun!

Squad 2, protect Yuuki-kun!

What are you doing, Haruna?!

I feel sorry for Yuuki-kun.

I know!

Squad 1! Protect me!

Lala!

Yuuki's pretty persistent!

It's three against two! We can win!

They're coming this way!

Golden Darkness!

Dr. Mikado told me to give the vaccine to the princess.

Let's hurry.

Lala-sama has finally done something that is worthy of a Deviluke princess.

I won't let you get in her way.

Yuuki Rito, I'm going to handle this.

Take care of him!

Open the assault hatch!

Lala! Stop! Stop it!

Damn!

Why, Rito?

I'm doing this for you.

You're not your usual self!

What are you talking about?

I am my normal self.

Lala! Stop!

Stop it!

Rito, why don't you understand my feelings?

I understand! I understand them!

Even though your personality has changed, you're still concerned about me!

I understand how you feel, so please stop!

It's almost time.

Earth will soon be yours, Rito.

Stop, Lala!

It's time.

Commencing plan to take over the world.

Return to normal, Lala!

Rito!

The way you were...

Rito~

Rito!

I...

Rito!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

Lala?

Rito?

Oh, it's Rito!

What's wrong?

Are you the Lala I know?

I'm me.

What's all this fuss about?

How is this possible? He hasn't given her the vaccine.

It seems she recovered on her own.

No way...

My dreams have been crushed.

Are you all right, Rito?

Yuuki-kun... Lala-san...

Thank goodness!

Thank goodness, Lala!

What's wrong?

Lala...

Rito?

Unforgivable!

I won't allow you two to marry!

Lala!

Rito!

Lala!

People of Earth, my name is Gid Lucion Deviluke.

I am the ruler of the universe.

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

Hello? Rito?

Lala! Are you all right?

What happened?

Papa said he wants you to keep your promise.

By promise, do you mean the one about becoming the greatest man in the universe?

There are lots of ways to become the greatest in the universe.

The greatest in the universe for looking good with a courtesan...

The greatest in the universe for playing tag with dinosaurs...

The greatest in the universe for withstanding hot baths...

The greatest in the universe for playing mock cavalry battles in the water...

Huh? Is that good enough?

Next time on To-Love RU:

"Earth's Final Night."

Earth's Final Night

Earth's final night? What do you mean?