Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Rito!

Help me remove my belly button lint.

No way.

Wait up!

Rito's as popular as usual.

Lala-chan's his fiancée, so it can't be helped.

But the way that Sairenji Haruna looks at Rito...

No matter which way you look at it, those are stares of love.

With that in mind, Tenjouin-senpai...

Rito! Wait up!

Her snubs,

and Kotegawa Yui's glares...

They all look like they're in love with Rito.

Even Golden Darkness...

She's probably doing something like this.

Rito's younger sister, Mikan-chan, is cute too.

He's surrounded by great women.

It's as if he's in the inner chambers of Edo Castle!

Lord Rito is making his entrance!

Lord Rito!

Lord Rito!

Lord Rito!

Lord Rito!

Lord Rito!

No worries, no worries...

I want to become a lord in Edo Castle!

Saruyama's Tales of the Inner Chambers

I've become a lord in Edo Castle!

Oh yeah!

The inner chambers!

Where are the inner chambers?

Where are the inner chambers?!

A lord in Edo Castle wouldn't say it like that...

Where art the inner chambers?!

Where art the inner chambers?!

Where art they? Where art the inner chambers?!

Where art the inner chambers?!

Where art the inner chambers?!

Lord Saruyama is making his entrance!

I found it!

So this is a Japanese harem!

Lord Saruyama, give me your affection!

Give me your affection!

Give me your affection!

Give me your affection!

Give me your affection!

Give me your affection!

This is a bad dream!

It's a nightmare! A nightmare!

Wake up!

This is a bad dream...

It's a nightmare.

A nightmare...

Wake up...

A nightmare... A nightmare...

This is a nightmare.

Lord Saruyama!

I've come for your life!

Sairenji Haruna?

Th-That's dangerous!

You insolent wretch!

You're the one who's being insolent!

Sign: Nihonbashi (a business district in Tokyo)

Milady!

Milady!

Rin-senpai!

And Aya-senpai!

I am not Rin-senpai!

I am not Aya-senpai!

I am Rinsuke Saburo!

I am Aya Kakunoshin!

Suke-san and Kaku-san...

Which means that she's...

I thought so, Tenjouin Saki-senpai!

She is not Tenjouin Saki-senpai!

Just who do you think she is?!

She is the great former Vice Shogun, Princess Tenjouin Saki Mitsukuni!

Princess Mitsukuni Saki Tenjouin?

So, it is Mito Koumon.

Note: A period drama that has been on prime-time television since 1969

Kaku-san, you're not supposed to say that yet.

Oh yeah...

Listen up!

Do you not see this crest?!

Your head is too high! Stand down!

Kaku-san, where's the crest?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

It's gone.

Don't strip here!

Suke-san, do you have it?

I don't think I do.

See?

What the hell are you doing?!

Our master might have it.

You're right.

Master!

Excuse us!

Rinsuke-san, Ayakaku-san, what are you doing?

It's cold. I'm going to catch a cold.

See?

Cut it out, all of you!

Hey, hey, hey!

What shameless things to be doing here in the middle of Edo.

I... I didn't do anything.

You're a suspicious guy who's corrupting the morals of Edo!

Kotegawa Yui?

I'm not Kotegawa Yui.

That's right! I'm Yui the gambler!

Yui the gambler?

Toyama Yuishirou?

The north magistrate of Edo, Lord Toyama Yuishiro, has arrived!

Raise your head.

This man has corrupted the morals of Edo.

He is clearly a despicable man.

I haven't corrupted the morals of Edo!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

You may be able to fool the public, but these Toyama Cherry Blossoms see everything!

A three-leaved hollyhock crest?

Huh?

Isn't that Tenjouin Saki Koumon-sama's crest?

Why do you have it, magistrate?

For the time being... For the time being...

For the time being... For the time being...

Please! Please keep this a secret!

That's not going to happen!

Oh, Golden Darkness—I mean, Zenigata Golden-Darkness-Ji.

Yui of Toyama, otherwise known as Toyama Yuishirou,

for the crime of stealing Lord Tenjouin Saki Koumon-sama's crest,

I'm arresting you!

See how you like getting hit by one of my coins!

Ouch!

Why are you hitting me with it?

What's that sound?

Take that and that!

It's a fire! It's a fire!

Fires and fights are the best parts of Edo!

What are you doing? That hurt!

Hey, you there!

I put out the fire already.

That was fast!

You young'uns have got to get your act together.

Now get up!

Ready?

Yoyoyoi, yoyoyoi, yoyoyoi, yoi!

How wonderful!

So long!

She's acting differently than she usually does.

That was Denshichi Torimonochou, wasn't it?

Oh, I am so happy.

I have realized my dream.

It is time to die.

There are no clouds in this fleeting life.

Golden Darkness is reenacting Chushingura.

Note: Chushingura is a story based on a real historical incident, in which 47 loyal samurai took revenge for their lord's death.

I don't get why she showed up at all!

Huh!

I know what this is!

What was it called again?

It's not a victory parade...

It's a courtesan procession.

That's right!

R-Rito!

What are you doing dressed up like that?

Out of the way!

Ren?

Z-Zastin too?!

I finally... I finally woke up from that nightmare.

Saruyama!

What are you doing?

Lala-chan, I was having a bad dream.

I finally woke up.

What's that?

It's one of my inventions.

Snooze Snooze Goodnight-kun!

Snooze Snooze Goodnight-kun?

This is how you use it!

Milady!

Milady!

Rin-senpai!

And Aya-senpai!

I am not Rin-senpai!

I am not Aya-senpai!

I am Rinsuke Saburo!

I am Aya Kakunoshin!

Th-This again?

Which means that she's...

I thought so, Tenjouin Saki-senpai!

She is not Tenjouin Saki-senpai!

Just who do you think she is?!

She is the great former Vice Shogun, Princess Tenjouin Saki Mitsukuni!

Yes, I remember that.

Kaku-san, you're not supposed to say that yet.

Oh yeah...

Listen up!

Do you not see this crest?!

Kaku-san, where's the crest?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

It's gone.

Don't strip here!

Suke-san, do you have it?

I don't think I do.

See?

Our master might have it.

You're right.

Master!

Excuse us!

Don't strip here!

Rinsuke-san, Ayakaku-san, what are you doing?

It's cold. I'm going to catch a cold.

See?

Cut it out, all of you!

Hey, hey, hey!

What shameless things to be doing here in the middle of Edo.

What do you think you're doing?

I told you, I didn't do anything!

You're a suspicious guy who's corrupting the morals of Edo!

Kotegawa, I'm telling you...

I'm not Kotegawa.

That's right! I'm Yui, the gambler!

You already told me that.

The north magistrate of Edo, the Lord Toyama Yuishiro, has arrived!

Huh? It isn't the magistrate's office?

It seems like we skipped forward a bit.

Take that and that!

It's a fire! It's a fire!

Fires and fights are the best parts of Edo!

That's skipping too far!

Zastin again?!

Huh? You woke up.

Take that!

What is this?

I am finished with the interrogation.

Your sentence...

beheaded and gibbeted!

Beheaded and gibbeted?

Huh? Huh?

Why am I wearing these clothes?

This case is closed!

Sign: North District Magistrate

This is ridiculous!

What's this?

The front is just a backdrop to make it seem as if there's nothing there.

Thank goodness. I thought I was dead.

Yami is reenacting Chushingura again.

It's still warm!

You're Lord Kira Kouzukenosuke!

No, no, no, no, no! I'm not him, I'm not him!

Whistle!

I've found Lord Kira!

Everyone, come out!

Come back here, Lord Kira!

Come back here, Kouzukenosuke!

I never imagined I'd be mistaken for Kira Kouzukenosuke and chased by the Akou Ronin!

Note: Kira Kouzukenosuke is the man the samurai ("Akou Ronin") are after.

The boat's leaving!

Hey, wait for me!

Let me on!

You got it.

S-Sawada Mio is the boatman?

Lord Saruyama!

Here you go. Thank you for waiting.

I didn't order anything.

Momioka Risa is working at a tea shop?

That's no good, Samurai-san.

It's bad for business if you sit in front of my shop and don't bother to have any tea.

A-All right, I'll have some.

How about some dango to go with that?

Thanks, I'll have some of that too.

Here you go!

Thank you for your continued patronage!

My continued patronage?

This is my first time here.

What a fast-talker.

Well, I don't care.

Lord Saruyama!

It's cold...

A post town, huh?

I'd like to go to an inn and take a bath.

I'm being treated as if I'm some criminal!

There's a set of women's clothes here...

Okay, I'm going to borrow them.

I hope I don't run into Zenigata Golden-Darkness-Ji, Toyama Yuishirou or the Akou Ronin.

I-I'm sorry!

Ouch...

Hey, that's dangerous!

Watch where you're walking!

A-Are you Otsuta-neesan?

No, no, no! I'm not Otsuta-neesan!

M-Mikado-sensei?

I'm not Mikado-sensei.

I am former sumo wrestler Komagata Mohei, and I am indebted to you, Sister.

Komagata Mohei?

He's too obscure. I don't know who he is.

Who are you?

Have you forgotten, Sister?

I've become a lowly gambler.

But I, Mohei,

to repay your hairpin, your purse, and your opinions of ten years past,

will make sure you see me enter the ring with a sword!

Why does everyone here always strip down?

Dosukoi!

Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi!

Why?!

Ow...

Where am I?

Mt. Ashigara.

Mikan-chan?

I'm Mikan Kintaro.

Note: Kintaro is a hero from Japanese folklore, a child of superhuman strength, raised by a mountain hag on Mt. Ashigara.

Become a bear.

A bear?

Riding on a bear... Training to ride on a horse...

Giddyup... Whoa, whoa...

Giddyup... Whoa, whoa...

This has nothing to do with samurai dramas, does it?

All right! Next, we're going to have a sumo match!

N-No, let's not.

It's dangerous.

Hakkeyoi, nokotta!

Nokotta! Nokotta!

Rito's going to get mad at me if I hurt you.

Lala-chan?

I'm Lalashima Taro!

Note: Urashima Taro is a legend about a fisherman who rescues a turtle and is rewarded with a visit to the palace of Ryuujin, the Dragon God, under the sea.

Oh I see, we've moved on to old tales.

You're a turtle.

A turtle?

I saved you from children who were picking on you.

So as thanks, you'll take me to Ryugu Palace.

To Ryugu Palace we go! Go, go!

It's Ryugu Palace...

I wonder if there's a sexy Otohime here?

Note: Otohime is a Japanese goddess and the daughter of Ryuujin

Lord Saruyama, give us your affection!

I caught something!

A sea bream! A sea bream!

Th-The Seven Gods of Fortune?

A sea bream! A sea bream!

And they're all Lala-chan.

Now, what should we do with this sea bream?

What should we do?

What should we do?

I'm not a sea bream! I'm Saruyama!

Leave that sea bream to me!

Ouch!

Who are you?!

I'm the best fishmonger in Edo!

I'm Lala Isshin Tasuke!

We're back to samurai dramas.

No, no, no, no! That doesn't matter!

What do you plan to do with me?

What do I plan to do with you?

I'm an Edo fishmonger.

I'm going to prepare you alive.

Prepare me alive?

And I'm going to present you to the inner chambers!

Th-The inner chambers?

Live Lord Saruyama sashimi is here!

Note: Sashimi is a Japanese delicacy, primarily consisting of fresh raw seafood

Lord Saruyama sashimi!

Give me your affection...

Give me your affection...

Give me your affection...

Give me your affection...

Come on, he's really fresh!

Don't eat me! I don't taste good!

I don't taste good! Don't eat me!

I don't taste good! I don't taste good!

Stop! Stop!

S-Saruyama?

Sensei, Saruyama's gone crazy!

I don't taste good! I don't taste good!

I don't taste good! I don't taste good!

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

What's wrong, Rito?

What did you want to talk to me about in private?

You're acting kind of strange.

I'm acting strange?

You're being weird. Just this morning...

Please forget about that!

Huh?

Something was wrong with me.

I would never sneak into your bed looking like that.

I feel so embarrassed!

I'm telling you, you don't usually react that way!

Next time on To-Love RU:

"When I'm Shy."

When I'm Shy

This has got to be the prelude to something terrifying!