Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

I've...

experienced many things since coming to this planet,

met many people,

and felt emotions I never even knew I possessed.

But I must not forget...

I am an assassin.

Tremble With Fear! Culture Festival

Our Project for Culture Festival

Our Project for Culture Festival

I'd like to discuss today's topic with you:

Our project for Culture Festival.

Culture Festival?

A school function where the students are in charge.

Well, it's like a school festival.

A festival? That sounds like fun!

Our Project for Culture Festival

The Culture Festival is a part of the school curriculum.

Don't equate it to a festival!

Now then, what are we, Class 1-A, going to do?

After giving it serious thought,

Live Calligraphy Performance

Geographical Study

I was thinking of a calligraphy demonstration or geographical study.

How does that sound?

What?!

Live Calligraphy Performance

Geographical Study

Look, Kotegawa, not to burst your bubble, but how about listening to what we have to say?

Sure, so which of these two...

No, no, that's not what I meant.

What I'm saying is that I think there are other things we can do.

Right, everybody?

Live Calligraphy Performance

Geographical Study

Our Project for Culture Festival

Yeah! He's right!

All right, everyone, what do you want to do?

Coffee shop!

Haunted house!

How about making a movie?!

We'll call it "Cosplay Detectives in Crisis".

Okonomiyaki!

They're a real money-maker!

I see...

Putting all those ideas together... How about this?

Animal Coffee Shop

Animal Coffee Shop

Animal Coffee Shop

An animal coffee shop?!

Exactly!

A coffee shop where we serve our customers and cosplay as animals.

We can combine the coffee shop, cosplay, the haunted house and we can even include okonomiyaki on the menu.

That sounds like fun!

But why animals?

Live Calligraphy Performance

Geographical Study

Animal Coffee Shop

That's just my personal preference.

I like dogs.

Let's have a vote.

Animal Coffee Shop

All those in favor, raise their hands.

Oh well, sounds good to me.

This could be fun.

I'll do it!

Okay, it's unanimous!

Live Calligraphy Performance

Geographical Study

Animal Coffee Shop

Now let's divide up the assignments.

Why?

Okay, that should do it.

Everyone!

Let's do our best!

All right!

Let's start with your age.

I'm not familiar with Earth's calendar, but by the Chronos Galaxy calendar, I'm twenty-four th—

Twenty-four years old.

Can I write that you came looking for a job?

I think it's admirable that a young girl like you is seeking employment.

What sort of work are you looking for?

Something in the service industry? Something general?

Or maybe something at night?

Assassin.

I couldn't quite hear you.

Please repeat that.

Assassin.

Please leave.

Everyone seems really excited.

The Culture Festival comes only once a year, so it's only natural.

Listen up, everybody!

As the overall producer of this event,

I think our first job should be making the costumes.

Yeah, he's probably right.

So, I want all of the servers to gather over here!

And then...

Why do you want us together?

I'm glad you asked.

The answer is...

I need to measure all you pretty girls for skintight costumes!

Wow! That sounds fun!

Just a minute!

Yeah, we can do that without you!

It is my privilege as overall producer of this event...

Rejected!

All boys out!

The least you could do is let me help you.

What are you talking about, you perv?!

All right, let's begin.

We're going to find out all of your three sizes!

What's with this thing?

Lala-chi...

What are you doing?

I got tangled up in the tape measure.

Good grief. Here, let me.

What are you doing?!

Oh dear...

Don't worry. This won't take long.

From the top: 89-57-87.

Don't look!

Just as I expected, you're well developed.

Is this fun for you?

Haruna, you're next!

Huh, why me?

My assignment is to sew the costumes.

Never mind that. Don't worry about the details.

You should be a server too, Haruna.

Your perky little breasts are as cute as always.

Stop it!

Why do I need to undress?

Because we need to get accurate measurements, of course!

Just leave it to us, Haruna.

Haruna: 79-56-82!

Just what I thought they'd be!

That's because you're always fondling her.

All right, let's keep going!

All right!

Next is...

Kotegawa-san!

Y-You don't have to measure me!

What are you talking about?

The Culture Festival is part of the curriculum, right?

It's a school function.

You don't have to...

Grab her, everyone!

Wh-What?!

W-Watch where you're touching!

Oh my, you're bigger than I expected.

You're the type who looks smaller in clothes.

You never can tell...

Jeez! If you're done, let me go!

Okay, next!

75-55-80.

No!

85-58-89.

73-54-75.

Stop it!

86-56-85.

All right! It's complete.

Why did every girl in the class have to do this?

We got carried away!

Hey! Two people still haven't been measured!

Come to think of it...

Now, now, everyone...

We're not hearing it!

Be gentle!

What's going on in there?

At long last, the time has finally come!

I'll make it clear during the Culture Festival who the queen of this school is.

Saki-sama,

we've just returned.

So, how did it go?

The results of our survey for each class are as follows:

Twelve restaurants and food wagons, six displays, two haunted houses, three movies and seven other projects.

What about that class?

They're apparently running an animal coffee shop.

An animal coffee shop?

I hear it's a coffee shop with animal cosplayers as servers and they also serve okonomiyaki.

I see.

That's a pretty unique attraction.

As I suspected, that class is the only one we need to watch out for!

Just you watch, Lala.

This time I will definitely prove who the queen of this school is!

Tenjouin seems happy about something.

She's always like that.

So, you're looking for a job.

Is that correct?

If possible, assassin work.

I'm sorry, but our mission is exclusively defensive, so I don't think we have anything like that.

I see...

Where can I go to find the job I'm looking for?

la la la dai suki

Lalala, I love you

la la la dai suki

Lalala, I love you

omatase shichatte gomen ne

Sorry I kept you waiting

anata ni LOVE desu

I'm in love with you

We bought the materials!

Oh, they're back!

okocchi sou da yo onegai

I'm about to keel over, please

Look!

kono Fantasy tsukamaete

Seize this fantasy

Wow! Amazing!

It's beautiful!

uchuu wa kyou mo LOVE de ippai!

Even today, space is filled with love!

Isn't it?

What are we going to do with this?

We're using this material to make costumes for everyone.

Of course, Lala-san, for you too.

madamada zenbu wa agenai

I won't give it all to you yet

From that material?

Yes, we're going to cut and sew it.

terepashii tondeke

Telepathy, fly!

It will be a lot of hard work though.

Then, let me handle it!

tappuri kotteri agetai

I want to give you lots of love

If we use one of my inventions, it will be easy to make costumes for everyone!

kono Fuzzy kuse ni naru

This fuzzy feeling is addictive

sou yo anata no miryoku watashi dake ga shitteru

That's right, only I know your charms

Lala...

We don't need one of your inventions for this.

Why not?

Because doing everything from scratch is what makes the Culture Festival special.

kanjichau ne DESTINY koi no hajimari

I feel like it's destiny, love has just begun

From scratch?

I'm sure that's what matters the most.

dakara daisuki

That's why I love you!

yappa suki dou shiyou dai suki da yo

I really do, what shall I do, I love you

Let's stay out of their way.

We have to work on our sign over there.

toraburu ni "rabu" ga kakureteru

Love is hidden in trouble!

Okay!

omoikkiri jitabata shichau

I'm going to let loose

dai suki da yo

I love you

la la la dai suki

Lalala, I love you

la la la dai suki

Lalala, I love you

la la la dai suki

Lalala, I love you

What are you doing, young lady?

I'm looking for work.

I see. I'd be willing to help you with that.

Get lost.

I don't want your kind of work.

S-Sorry!

Kotegawa-san!

I seem to have lost my confidence.

I thought really hard to come up with those ideas.

Am I just too rigid, after all?

That's not so!

You don't have to try to humor me.

I've always been like this.

My family is full of slackers.

I wanted to be reliable and live my life the right way.

I've always believed it was the right thing to do, but...

You're not mistaken.

But I don't think Saruyama-kun and the others are either.

Yuuki-kun said it best.

What's most important during a culture festival is that everyone works together to prepare for it.

And that everyone has fun together.

I agree with him.

You're right.

Kotegawa-san?

Shall we go back to the classroom?

Yes!

okubyou desu yowamushi desu

I'm a coward, I'm a weakling

All right, everybody!

The Culture Festival is right around the corner.

Do your best!

Let's be efficient with our preparations!

sore watashi desu tameiki hitotsu

That's me, I give a sigh

Is that so?

In that case, we'll need your cooperation.

mada iwanai demo iitai

I still won't say it, but I want to say it

This way.

C'mon.

What? Huh?

It looks like Kotegawa's back to her usual self.

sukaato ni wa koi no hajikko

There's a fragment of love on my skirt

Yeah, looks that way.

Ta-daa!

H-Haruna-chan is so cute!

J-Just a minute. Isn't this showing too much?

What are you talking about?

We need to show off at least this much!

Amazing!

The animal coffee shop is going to blow people away!

I think we seriously have a winner here!

What do you think, Rito?

What do I think?

I think it looks good on you.

Really? I'm glad!

Where am I supposed to look?

Now I know for sure!

The animal coffee shop was the right idea!

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Excuse me, do you have any assassination jobs?

It's just after you make a right at that corner.

yasashiku suru no wa nigate desu

It's difficult for me to be kind to others

kokoro made zetsubou no iro ni somare

I want you to lose all hope in your heart

Animal

Coffee Shop

yasashiku sareru koto mo nigate desu

It's difficult for me to accept kindness from others

kodoku ni mi wo kogasu hodo tsuyoku nareru

I get stronger the more I isolate myself

shisen no saki ni ugomeku emono tachi yo

Before me, my targets squirm about

I say goodbye, forevermore

Trance! Trance!

saa nemurinasai

Now go to sleep

All right!

All the preparations are complete!

saigo no inori mo kamisama ni wa todokanai

Even God won't hear your final prayer

Listen up!

Tomorrow, it's for real!

Let's give it our best!

soshite makkura na mirai he

And go to a dark future

All right!

Tomorrow's the day, Rito.

Yeah, I hope it all goes well.

Hey, Rito...

Now I understand what you were saying.

The Culture Festival is fun because we all work hard together.

I'm glad.

Yes!

What?!

Yagi-san isn't coming?!

That's right.

She suddenly developed a fever and can't make it.

I feel bad for Yagi-san, but there's also the costume we worked hard on.

What can we do?

That's the costume Haruna-chan and her group made.

We have a problem.

It's unfortunate, but there's nothing we can do.

Yagi-san is petite, so we can't have someone else wear it.

Our precise measurements came back to haunt us.

Princess...

Do you have any jobs for me?

That's it!

Thank you for waiting, everyone!

forever we can make it

The animal coffee shop you've all been waiting for...

...is now open for business!

forever we can make it

Hey, there's an animal coffee shop.

Don't know what it is, but it looks awesome.

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

Wanna check it out?

Yeah!

Here you go. Sorry about the wait!

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

Thank you!

All right~

That was a coffee and a rice omelet set, right?

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

Just take it easy!

Three melon soda floats!

nonki de ii wa

Just take it easy!

Ouch!

Coming!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

Here you go.

Welcome!

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

Why aren't any customers coming to our class' bug coffee shop?!

Because we're bugs.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Thank you very much!

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

Hey, Rito, where is the inner chamber located?

Where?

It used to be in Edo Castle during the Edo Period, so it doesn't exist anymore.

The Edo Period?

Why are you asking me about that?

Saruyama was yelling, "Where's the inner chamber?"

So, I thought I'd take him there.

That's impossible unless you travel back in time.

I can manage that with one of my inventions.

Give me a second...

Huh? You're not planning to go back in time, are you?!

Next time on To LOVE-Ru:

"Saruyama's Tales of the Inner Chambers."

Saruyama's Tales of the Inner Chambers

A rampage in merry Edo!

What?!