Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Thanks for coming.

What did you want to see us about?

This is Kimio, an editor at Galaxy Network's Walking the Universe.

Pleased to meet you.

I see...

He wants to list Earth's accommodations in his guidebook.

Accommodations? Like hotels and Japanese-style inns?

That's right.

There are any number of other people you could ask.

No, there aren't any places that accept aliens as they are.

I see.

Most aliens come here hiding their true identities.

If they come here too openly, Earthlings might take measures against them.

Visitors to Earth want to relax in their original form.

Do you know of any such places?

I don't know of any.

I've never heard of any.

Previously, there was a place in North America, but it closed down.

Right now, if you know of a place, we could list it as the best place to stay on Earth.

The best place on Earth?

If it's well-liked, it could become the greatest in the universe.

Greatest in the universe?

That's right, the greatest in the universe.

But...

Currently, there isn't any place on Earth we can list in Walking the Universe.

That's right...

We have no choice but to delete our pages on Earth.

Wait!

So if there were a place on Earth, it would be number one?

Since there aren't any others...

On a side note, the current top lodging in the universe is Tentekoma Inn, a mountain retreat.

They received high praise for their customer service and meals.

Greatest in the universe, huh?

Will you do it, Yuuki-kun?

Do what?

Start a place for aliens to stay.

What?

A Chronicle of Bloodshed at Yuuki Inn

Don't you think this would make a fine place to stay?

The old school building?

You'd be doing a service by running a place for aliens here.

Why are you involved, Sensei?

Because there are no alternatives.

I have a problem with aliens using my infirmary as a place to stay.

Yami!

Yami-chan!

I'm so sorry!

I wasn't talking about you, Yami-chan!

I've done a bad thing...

Sensei, even if no one's using it now, we can't use the old school building without permission.

Don't worry.

I'll ask the principal for you.

It won't be a problem.

But...

You can do it, Rito.

I'll help you.

Lala?

You see?

You have a promising collaborator.

Okay, I'll do it!

All right!

Well then, I'll be back to cover the opening.

Principal

You want me to completely condemn the old school building?

Yes, because it's very risky.

Yes, it certainly is risqué.

Then, you'll do it?

Y-Yes!

We're being summoned!

Lala-sama, we received an urgent summons.

What are your orders for the Royal Guard?

This is Bam Bam Hammer-kun, Shave Shave Plane-kun,

Stick Stick Tape-kun, Crackle Crackle Plasma-kun,

Shake Shake Lepton-kun and Squish Squash Dimension-kun.

Um, Lala-sama, what are these for?

This!

Son-in-law?

Excuse me...

Oshizu-san!

What's all the commotion about?

Um...

We'll finish as soon as we can.

I see.

Then I'll be on my way to work.

All right, it's done!

Yuuki Inn

We did it, Rito!

We sure did!

Oh my, that was quite fast.

May I begin my report right away?

Only the building is done. We haven't worked out the details yet.

That will be sufficient for today.

After that, I'll add the customers' comments.

Then, be our guest.

Welcome to Yuuki Inn!

Lala-sama, we will be on our way now.

Okay, thank you!

Thank you for your hard work!

Here it is, Walking the Universe.

Let's go to Earth accommodations...

Currently, the only place that welcomes aliens here is this place, Japan's Yuuki Inn.

Its young proprietor aims to make it the greatest in the universe, so you could call this place a bright new star.

It's located at space coordinates 55A-98BP.

Hopefully, she'll move there now.

I'm so sorry!

I wasn't talking about you, Yami-chan!

Any reservations?

None yet.

Well, we just opened.

Oh that's right!

I need to dress like a young proprietress.

Peke, costume change!

Right away, Lala-sama.

Rito...

Just looking the part isn't enough.

Um, please let me stay here.

Certainly!

Welcome!

Yami!

Will you let me stay here even if I'm after your life?

As long as you don't try to kill me, you're a guest.

Then, I won't try to kill you while I am here.

You can stay forever.

Yami-chan, you're Yuuki Inn's very first guest!

Which room do you want?

You can have your pick of any room!

We have rooms to accommodate all sorts of aliens.

A regular room would be fine.

Regular?

That would be Room 101.

I would have preferred a Western-style room.

We'd like a room.

Follow me to the Yuugen Room!

Note: Yuugen no ma is translated as the Room of Profound Mystery.

Okay!

We're from Miia.

Uh...

More customers!

Do you have a room that resembles Miia?

Lala-sama...

Miia's atmosphere and gravity are totally unlike Earth's.

Follow me to the Nebula Room.

All right!

I brought baked sweet potato chips and juice.

Darling...

Don't call me "Darling"!

Our guests in the Yuugen Room would like your help.

With what?

I don't know, but they want you there.

Anything for the customer!

That's the spot...

She's huge...

A little to the right.

Okay!

Please do my shoulders next.

Okay!

This is very nice...

I don't think the water's hot enough.

Would you mind?

Right away!

All right!

I can't keep this up.

I thought I was going to die...

Rito, the guests in the Nebula Room are asking for Earth snacks to be brought to their room.

I can take care of that right away.

Here!

What's that for?

The air in the Nebula Room is set to Miia levels.

What is this place?

Excuse me...

It isn't just the air.

I feel heavy... The gravity...

We're sorry about that.

Our planet's gravity is four times that of Earth.

I brought baked sweet potato flavored chips and juice.

If more guests come, we won't have enough staff on hand.

Shall we ask for help?

Like Zastin?

Customer service might be too much for Zastin and his men.

You're right.

If we want to be the best in the universe, they won't do.

I've got it!

I can help only when I'm not working.

That will be fine. Please help us.

Your offer of free room and board is appealing, but what is the significance of this costume?

Two of us are already wearing kimonos, so we wanted some variety.

Well... Not that I mind.

Yami-chan, you're so cute!

Why me too?

We don't have anyone to do the cooking!

Please, Mikan, help us out.

Well, if you insist, Lala-san.

Thank you, Mikan!

Okay!

We have customer service covered now!

Is this edible?

I brought sweets.

Thank you!

How is this, Master?

You don't have to be that polite.

I brought your meals.

Yuuki Inn

Did you sleep well?

Yes, thank you.

We'll be leaving now.

Thank you very much!

Thank you for everything.

Thank you very much!

Please come again!

Oh dear, my skin...

You got sunburned.

So, is business good?

No, it's spotty.

We don't have any guests right now.

Oh my...

I don't really know how to serve aliens.

It depends on the species.

I don't know if they're satisfied or not.

Is this the Yuuki Inn?

Yes, it is.

Welcome!

I have come alone, but my friends will arrive later.

There will be around ten of us in all.

Do you have rooms available?

Do we have rooms?

Well, do you?!

We have any number and all varieties of rooms.

Then, I request a detached room,

one where we won't run into other guests.

We are a bit boisterous, so we don't want to annoy the guests.

U-Uh, um...

Room 2008, on the second floor, at the end of the hall.

The Yukidomari Room is very large.

Okay, show me there.

Right away!

That's great. Looks like you'll have a group.

Yes...

Excuse me!

Yes?

I believe a colleague of mine has requisitioned accommodations at this venue.

Requisitioned accommodations?

Of course, please go to the second floor.

Okay!

Excuse me!

Welcome!

I believe a colleague of mine has requisitioned accommodations at this venue.

He's one of their colleagues.

Go to the second floor.

Okay!

Excuse me, I believe a colleague of mine has requisitioned...

Go to the second floor.

Okay!

Excuse me, I believe...

Go to the second floor.

Excuse me...

Second floor.

Excuse me... Excuse me...

Second floor.

Excuse me... Excuse me...

Second floor.

Excuse me... Excuse me...

Second floor, go to the second floor

Yay! We have a group!

Let's give them great service so they'll like us!

Good...

Everyone...

Yes, sir!

Thank you for gathering here on Earth.

We should be safe from the eyes of Deviluke on this remote planet.

Yes, sir!

Two years have already passed since our Lord was killed.

We are at last ready to launch our attack on Deviluke!

Excuse me...

Settle down!

Thank you very much for staying with us at Yuuki Inn today.

Please feel free to ask us for anything.

All right. We understand.

We'll call if we need you.

Please enjoy your stay.

Everyone...

Yes, sir!

We are not alone.

Our comrades have gathered in various solar systems, waiting for the chance to strike.

Excuse me...

Settle down!

What would you like for dinner?

If you'd like, I can ask our chef to prepare an Earth menu.

We don't want any. Leave.

Forgive me.

Everyone...

Yes, sir!

Um, about your bath...

Leave us alone! Go away!

I understand... Forgive me.

Everyone...

Yes, sir...

Um, when shall I lay out your bedding?

We'll lay out our bedding ourselves!

Now get lost!

Forgive me!

Everyone...

Yes, sir...

We have all borne the unbearable to finally get this far.

We will take the head of the Space Rogue, Gid Lucion Deviluke!

All right!

What's wrong?

The guests in the Yukidomari Room haven't asked for anything at all.

They seem very hard to please.

They said they didn't want dinner, so I sent Mikan home.

Then, the young proprietress will serve them tea.

Tea, huh?

Good idea. Let's try serving them various things.

We will attack Deviluke from three directions.

A detachment will create a diversion in the vicinity, during which our main forces will launch a frontal assault.

Excuse me...

As you were. These isolated Earthlings don't know anything.

Yes, sir.

Would you care for some tea?

It's an Earth drink.

We also have coffee, black tea and Oolong tea, iced or hot.

All right, let's all have some, everyone.

They're not difficult at all.

Yes, they seem to be in a better mood.

Let's give them some service!

Here you go.

Here you go.

Oh? That's Deviluke!

You know this planet?!

Where are you from?!

Well, I'm from Deviluke.

Wh-What?!

That's a terrible joke.

If you were from Deviluke, you'd have a tail.

I do have a tail.

Peke!

Yes, Lala-sama.

See?

Curse you!

No, perhaps I should commend you, Deviluke!

You have been watching our movements even on this remote planet!

Excuse me, sir...

A summons!

Now that we know you are a Deviluke, you cannot leave here alive!

Why not?

Why?!

Lala-sama, these men are Akoh.

Uh, who are they?

They upset King Deviluke over a trivial matter and lost their entire planet.

Um...

That's happened so many times that I can't keep track of them anymore.

Curse you!

How much more must you belittle us?!

Sir, please calm down, calm down!

You fool!

I, Zastin, Captain of the Deviluke Royal Guard, have arrived!

I will not allow anyone to harm Lala-sama!

Everyone! Get them!

All right!

Why? Why?!

Why is this happening at my inn?!

Lala-sama! Son-in-law!

Please stay back.

I'll help you, Zastin!

Lala-sama, son-in-law...

Who are you?!

You mustn't let down your guard, Princess!

Thank you, Yami-chan.

Is she the legendary assassin, Golden Darkness?

She is.

I was careless!

I never thought this could happen on this remote planet. We have no choice!

Get off of me! Let me go!

You're not going anywhere!

I hate perverts!

All right!

Action Action Launcher-kun!

Curse you!

Fire!

Huh?

It didn't fire.

Could this be one of your inventions' tendencies?

Why? Why?

Why is this happening at my inn?!

My mistake...

My... My Yuuki Inn...

Rito!

I was just getting used to this place.

My home...

Currently, there isn't a single place on Earth that welcomes aliens.

Yuuki Inn, which opened just the other day, is now in ruins due to certain events.

When visiting Earth, conceal your true form and utilize the local accommodations.

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

The Culture Festival is going to be fun, Rito!

Our class is going to run an animal coffee shop?

Yes, here's your costume.

What? I'm not cosplaying.

Nobody would care to see me in that.

You have to wear it. I made it just for you.

What am I supposed to be, anyway?

Animals make you think of wild beasts, wild beasts make you think of animal trainers,

and animal trainers need whips.

A whip? Cosplaying with a whip?

I don't get it.

You've got to train the animals.

You lost me.

Next time on To-Love RU:

Tremble With Fear! Culture Festival

"Tremble With Fear! Culture Festival."

Welcome to the Animal Coffee Shop!