Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Explo

sive

Heat

Girl

Explo

sive

Heat

Girl

Magical

Kyouko

Magical

Kyouko

Flame

Flame

Dadadan!

Badadum!

Dare da, dare da, warui yatsura

Who goes there? Who goes there? They're evildoers!

Jajajan!

Ta-daa!

Sou da, sou da, watashi no deban da

That's right, that's right, this is a job for me

Sekushii na shoutaimu miseteageru

I'll give you a sexy show

Sekushii na shoutaimu miseteageru

I'll give you a sexy show

Okigae no sokosoko ni sekai wo mamoru no

I'll immediately get changed and protect the world

Okigae no sokosoko ni sekai wo mamoru no

I'll immediately get changed and protect the world

Bakunetsu Shoujo Majikaru Kyouko

The Explosive Heat Girl, Magical Kyouko

Bakunetsu Shoujo Majikaru Kyouko

The Explosive Heat Girl, Magical Kyouko

Nandemo kandemo moyashite kaiketsu

I'll solve anything by burning it!

Nandemo kandemo moyashite kaiketsu

I'll solve anything by burning it!

Nandemo kandemo moyashite kaiketsu

I'll solve anything by burning it!

Yuke! Atsuku atsuku

Go! Hotter, hotter

Haato made kogashichau zo fire!

I'm going to burn your heart away with fire!

Haato made kogashichau zo fire!

I'm going to burn your heart away with fire!

Come to the grand opening of a new pachinko parlor!

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

Here you go.

My name is Kirisaki Kyouko.

Love and fashion keep me very busy.

And it's a bit awkward for me to say, but I'm a real beauty!

I said it!

Right now, I work part-time as a campaign girl.

Here you go!

Kyouko-kun!

Kyouko-kun!

It's lkemen-senpai! He's not the brightest guy,

but he's oh, so handsome!

Kyouko-kun, this is no time to be making hearts with your eyes.

Then, what time is it?

It's a terrible time.

A terrible time?

General Mojak, a mysterious man who belongs to Uzas, an evil organization bent on world domination,

has appeared in the shopping district!

What?!

You mean that General Mojak?

Wait, who is he?

I am General Mojak, the mysterious man who belongs to Uzas, an evil organization bent on world domination, hair.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

How did General Mojak,

the mysterious man who belongs to Uzas, the evil organization bent on world domination, get here?

Well...

Next stop: 2-chome, Shopping District.

Go to Nozawa Meat Store for pork cutlets, mincemeat cutlets and croquettes.

They have potato salad too.

Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.

That's...

Uzas, the evil organization bent on world domination,

appears to be cutting costs and can't afford taxis.

How sad...

It's not good to sympathize with an evil organization!

You're right.

Then how is the mysterious General Mojak planning to take over the world?

Like this...

General Mojak Returns!!

Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. No photos please.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

That's enough greetings.

It's time to take over the world, hair.

Mojak!

Mojak!

Mojak!

What is this?!

You get the idea.

He's forcing people to have outdated afro hairstyles.

That's terrible!

Kyouko-chan, it's time for you to transform.

I know, Shirone.

There!

Shirone!

Magical Costume!

I need to change quickly.

What are you doing there?

No!!

What?! They're all occupied!

I've got no choice.

Ah, that's...

Kyouko-kun...

Kyouko-kun, what are you doing?

What are you doing in there?

Kyouko-kun~

Bastard! What are you looking at?!

Ikemen-senpai.

Hold these please.

Magical Kyouko...

You're that peeping Tom!

You're still here, pervert?!

I'm not!

Come back here!

Pleased to meet you.

Mojak!

Mojak!

Moja-Mojak!

I'll give them all afro hair!

Stop it, General Mojak!

That voice!

I solve anything by burning it!

I'm the Explosive Heat Girl, Magical Kyouko Flame!

Flame

I've been waiting for you,

enemy of Uzas, the evil organization bent on world domination!

I'll give you afro hair, hair!

Trying to take over the world with afros is like being a grunt in the Ottoman army!

A grunt in the Ottoman what?

It doesn't mean anything.

Say something that makes sense, hair!

It isn't about whether it has meaning or not!

It's about how I protect the world!

So, how are you going to protect the world, hair?

My crimson flames that burn the heart will save the world!

Magical Kyouko! Sexy Showtime!

General Mojak, you infuriate me!

Mojak!

P-Panties...

You saw them, didn't you?!

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Serves you right!

I've preserved the peace once again!

I'm telling Mommy, hair!

It's back to normal!

Thank goodness!

All right!

Good grief...

All right!

Magical Kyouko-kun...

Yes?

I'm the fire chief of this neighborhood.

Thank you for all your efforts.

I'm taking you into custody for violating the fire laws!

What?!

What are you doing?!

Your attacks are hazardous!

The flames could miss and set fire to the shopping district.

I'll be careful.

Being careful isn't enough.

But that's...

I'm ensuring world peace.

The safety of the shopping district is more important than world peace.

I'm sorry...

Apologizing won't solve anything.

What should I do then?

We'll talk about that at the sushi shop over there.

All right...

All we're going to do is have some sushi.

I won't do anything else.

Well, almost.

Magical Kyouko-kun...

Yes?

I want you to scorch me with your flames!

More, more, more!

Scorch me!

You're out of your mind!

You...

I'm leaving!

Magical Kyouko, don't underestimate me!

Where did lkemen-senpai go?

Here you go!

Here you go!

Ikemen-senpai!

Kyouko-kun!

What happened? Why are you wearing my clothes?

There's a very good reason for this.

Give them back!

No~

I found you!

You bastard! Come back here!

Not a chance!

It's not easy to ensure world peace.

What the...

I've got your picture!

Ch-Chief!

I solve anything by burning it!

The Explosive Heat Girl, Magical Kyouko Flame!

I'll expose your true identity on the tabloid talk shows!

Y-You wouldn't!

Here, have some tissues.

Here you go!

Magical Kyouko's true identity is this girl!

What?!

I...

I can't have you do that.

Then scorch me with your flames.

All right.

After you've scorched me, I'll buy you a skirt.

I don't want one.

Next stop: 3-chome, Nozawa Sushi...

Fast home delivery and no unexpected charges from Nozawa Sushi.

General Mojak.

Who made my boy cry?!

She did!

Is that General Mojak's mother?

How dare you pick on my precious boy?!

I didn't pick on him. I protected the world.

You're not making any sense, little girl.

Now, now, now, now...

Magical Kyouko-kun had her reasons.

Who is this guy?

I am the fire chief of this neighborhood.

Mojak!

Right! Mojak!

I... I have so much hair!

Chief?

Magical Kyouko-kun, be happy for me!

I have all this hair growing on my head!

And there's so much of it!

What's his name?

General Mojak!

Thank you, General Mojak!

Mom, he appreciated what I did.

That's right.

You've always been a good boy who's liked by everyone.

I see, I'm a good boy who's liked by everyone.

There are no bad children in this world.

Chief!

What is it?

Let's play.

Okay.

Let's do a folk dance.

Sure!

Mayim mayim mayim mayim, mayim b'sasson!

Mayim mayim mayim mayim, mayim b'sasson!

Isn't it wonderful that General Mojak found a good friend?

No, it's not!

Mother?!

I'm not "Mother," I'm Mom!

Help!

Kyouko-kun!

Ikemen-senpai?!

Come back here!

I told you, no way!

Kyouko-kun, I mean Magical Kyouko, do something!

Who is that?

My upperclassman...

The name's lkemen.

Not him, the other man.

He was in the public restroom in front of the station.

Darling!

Darling?

Darling!

Where have you been?!

Honey...

Dad?

Where were you all this time?

On a trip.

You're lying!

I am.

What's the truth?

The truth is...

I eloped with a woman who sold fried noodles at the racetrack.

Come with me to Fujinomiya and I'll let you fry even tastier noodles.

But the woman dumped me in Fujinomiya.

These scenes are enactments

You! Kitchen garbage goes over there.

You really suffered, didn't you?

I made you suffer needlessly.

You idiot!

You're always trying to put on airs!

You're killing your husband.

Take this! And this!

It's okay, let my wife do as she wants.

And this, and this, and this...

All right...

Dump me, will you?!

Um, are you really okay?

I'm okay, don't worry.

Do something soon!

But you said...

Are you getting tired?

No! I'm just getting started!

Mom, let's forgive him!

Mojak...

Mojak?

Is that...

Is that Mojak?

That's right, the child you abandoned.

General Mojak...

Dad...

You were still this small back then.

Mojak, mojak, mojak, mojak, mojak, mojak, mojak...

Was he really that tiny?

I guess I'll forgive him as Mojak says.

Mom, you haven't forgiven Dad at all yet.

Well, I cheated on him too.

What?!

Huh?

It was the guy at the pachinko parlor.

C'mon, let's go karaoke!

That pachinko parlor employee is my brother.

What?!

He told me once...

A big lady with afro hair asked me out.

I'm in trouble.

Maybe I should quit working at that pachinko parlor.

What a coincidence.

It kind of makes me happy.

Let's dance, darling.

Sure, honey.

Join us, Mojak.

Okay...

Mayim mayim mayim mayim, mayim b'sasson!

Mayim mayim mayim mayim, mayim b'sasson!

Magical Kyouko, let's dance too.

I don't mind, but...

Mayim mayim mayim mayim, mayim b'sasson!

Mayim mayim mayim mayim, mayim b'sasson!

Keep it down!

Why the hell is there folk dancing outside my establishment?!

We're sorry! We're sorry!

We're sorry!

I'll dance too.

Let's use this opportunity to destroy Magical Kyouko!

Mojak!

I'm sorry!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Mojak! Mojak!

I solve anything by burning it!

I'm the Explosive Heat Girl, Magical Kyouko!

And so, Magical Kyouko battled evil once again to protect the world.

Rito!

This week's "Magical Kyouko" was so exciting!

Is that so?

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

Yuuki Inn, an inn exclusively for aliens, is about to open!

Isn't that kind of sudden?

I've always wanted to be the proprietress of a Japanese inn!

It's not that easy.

First off, where are you going to build it?

Don't worry, I renovated the old school building.

Now all I need are customers.

Rito, go outside to call them in.

Call them in?

We've got low room rates!

Come in and give us a try!

Just 1000 yen a night!

That's cheap!

Next time on To-Love RU:

"A Chronicle of Bloodshed at Yuuki Inn."

A Chronicle of Bloodshed at Yuuki Inn

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