Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Infirmary

A package?

The vaccines I ordered came last week.

Huh? Did I order anything that big?

Parcel service!

Thank you.

Our pleasure.

Huh?

It's not addressed to me.

Saruyama, the Souvenir

Math Test

Math Test

Five minutes left!

Yes?

Mi-Mikado-sensei...

Excuse me.

C-Come in.

Math Test

Lala-san, there's a parcel on the roof for you from outer space.

Go pick it up during recess.

Okay~

Math Test

Well, I'll be off.

O-Okay...

Math Test

All right, back to your tests!

A parcel from outer space?

What could it be?

Who knows?

This is...

It's gigantic.

Who could it be from?

Lala!

Ouch!

Peke!

Let me see!

Rito, let me see too!

Lala-sama!

Lala-sama!

Peke, what is that?

I believe it's a hitman from outer space.

A hitman? What's that?

In other words, it's someone who's after your life.

Huh?

What?!

Lala-sama, that's dangerous!

Lala!

Are you all right?

My stomach suddenly started hurting.

That's awful!

Rito, Saruyama, carry this creature to the infirmary.

What?!

But it's not a normal stomachache.

What do you mean by that?

They're contractions.

Contractions?

I'm pregnant.

What?!

What?!

You mean this hitman from outer space is female?

Never mind that! Hurry up and take her to the infirmary!

R-Right!

Infirmary

Saruyama, this way.

Mikado-sensei!

Yami?!

Princess...

Hey, Yami-chan, do you mind if use the beds?

Go ahead.

No one's using them now.

Why are you in the infirmary, Golden Darkness?

Dr. Mikado asked me to watch the room while she's away.

Who is this?

She's pregnant.

That's serious.

Class is about to start.

Well, let's leave the rest to Saruyama, the infirmary monitor.

What?!

See you...

She's all yours.

Well then, I'm going to the libarary.

Hey!

Why are you leaving this to me?

Hey, are you all right?

Ow!

I'm here with you!

Relax... Relax...

Follow my breathing.

Do you understand?

Not like that...

Like that.

That's it! Now you've got it!

Who are you?

I'm Saruyama.

Infirmary

M-Madam!

So she gave birth...

Infirmary

She gave birth?

It's a healthy baby boy.

You're exhausted, so get some rest.

You're a cute one, aren't you?

Lala-sama, thanks to you, I was able to have a safe delivery.

Congratulations!

Please forgive me for the terrible things I did earlier.

That's all right.

What?

Because I was so desperate for money to pay for childbirth,

I accepted a job from a planet that wanted you dead.

Don't worry about it, okay?

I think you ought to worry.

Never mind.

Well, it's not for me to say.

I was foolish.

Don't cry.

Whatever happened, you're a mother now.

Right...

Your husband must be so excited.

Actually...

What's the matter?

I have no idea who this baby's father is.

What?!

We live freely...

Or rather, out in the wild...

So, we do things freely or rather, wildly.

I don't really understand the situation.

I know!

I'd like to give you a present to celebrate the birth of your child!

You don't have to!

Wouldn't you like a souvenir from Earth?

A souvenir from Earth?

Well, let me see...

Good little baby...

I want Saruyama-san.

I want Saruyama-san.

Saruyama?

Ah! I actually said it!

What?!

What?!

Saruyama!

Hey!

Saruyama, would you like to become a souvenir from Earth?

Of course not!

Oh, sorry, sorry...

Why do I have to be a souvenir from Earth?

I think I've upset Saruyama-san.

Not at all.

I'm sure he's just bashful.

You've got to be kidding me!

It was really sudden, wasn't it?

Seriously, what's wrong with beings from outer space?

You'd think there'd be something else she'd want from Earth.

So why does it have to be me?

But when you think about it, as a souvenir, you'd be a representative of Earth, so...

So what?

You might be happier going with her than if you stayed on Earth.

Wh-What are you talking about?

Am I that hopeless?

Don't make me say it.

What?!

Both of you!

Lala!

How can you be having lunch at a time like this?

Damn!

You're not giving me away!

W-Wait!

Damn it!

Come back here!

What's going on?

I'm giving away Saruyama as a representative of Earth.

What do you mean?

An alien I know wants Saruyama as a souvenir.

No! You can't do that!

Why not?

Giving Saruyama as a souvenir will just embarrass Earth!

True.

That's right! Thanks for saying that!

I'm a disgrace to Earth!

It'd be best not to give me away.

Right, right.

Exactly.

That's why we'll make him into a respectable souvenir!

Come with us, Saruyama.

Stop it!

Girls' Toilets

If we do this and do that...

In that case, we should do this.

Why me?!

Okay, done!

Now he's become respectable enough to represent Earth.

Sign: Souvenir

Come back here!

Saruyama!

Saruyama?

Wait just a minute!

Running in the hallway is a violation of school rules!

Stop!

There's no way I'm stopping!

Thank you, Yui.

Th-Thank you?

Infirmary

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Here's your souvenir.

Here!

Thank you.

I'm sure my baby will love him.

I'm hoping he can be this child's father.

What am I saying...

Daddy's going to make supper tonight!

Hooray!

That sounds like fun.

But isn't Saruyama-san seeing someone?

I don't think there's anyone.

If he is...

I won't take Saruyama-san with me.

I think Saruyama-san's happiness should come first.

I'm sure it won't be a problem.

Saruyama has no one he's—

What?!

I do! I do have someone I'm seeing!

Who could it be?

I'll bring her right now!

I will!

Was Saruyama seeing someone?

It's only natural. He's such a wonderful person.

Ah! You're crying.

What should I do?

That Saruyama!

Just when things were getting interesting.

Is something the matter?

Rito! Rito!

It's me!

Saruyama?

Find someone who will go out with me!

Huh?

If I'm going out with someone, I won't be given away!

Anyone will do!

A-Anyone?

Tenjouin-senpai!

Please go out with me!

Aya! Rin! He's all yours.

Yes, ma'am.

Don't be ridiculous!

You've got such an ugly face!

Did you think you'd be a match for Saki-sama?!

That hurts!

But maybe it's not so bad.

What are you looking at?!

Aya...

Don't shun me!

How filthy!

You chose the wrong person.

I... I haven't given up yet...

I will never give up.

I will find a girlfriend no matter what it takes.

You really are desperate, Saruyama...

Please! Go out with me!

Absolutely not!

Please!

You've got to be kidding me!

Go out with me!

Please go out with me...

It's no good.

Are you all right, Saruyama?

Please go out with me...

Are you all right?

S-Sairenji...

Sairenji...

Haruna-chan is always so kind.

Can you get up?

You need treatment immediately.

S-Saruyama-kun?

Sairenji, please go out with me...

Sairenji! Please go out with me!

Saruyama!

You're the only one left!

Please, Sairenji! Go out with me!

Just a minute, Saruyama-kun.

If you don't... If you don't...

I'm going to be given away to an alien!

I don't quite understand what's going on, but I wouldn't mind.

You mean it?!

You can't do that!

Rito, why are you interfering?!

Sairenji said she wouldn't mind!

Don't even joke about things like that!

Yuuki-kun...

It's because I, uh...

Then what am I going to do?

If I don't show up with someone, I won't have an excuse!

Relax.

I have an idea.

An idea?

We'll say I'm seeing you!

What?

That's fine, right?

She's an alien, so I don't think it really matters, but...

No, it will!

Why?

Lala-chan will be devastated.

Then what can we do?

Infirmary

Rito!

Saruyama brought his girlfriend.

Let me introduce you to her.

This is Saruyama's girlfriend, Pochi.

Our love is eternal!

Where's the alien and her baby?

They went back to outer space.

She said she wished Saruyama happiness.

You mustn't rely on men.

Yes!

Good luck.

Thank you very much. I'll do my best.

Let's go.

Okay.

You just missed them.

I think Saruyama-san's happiness should come first.

Maybe I made a mistake.

Saruyama...

Let's leave him alone.

Ouch!

You're a boy?!

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

In an effort to prove that the Earth is hollow, a team of explorers burrows into the Earth.

But to their surprise,

their many trials and tribulations lead them to a giant hot spring with a rainbow of colors!

Spellbound by the wonders of the hot spring, they become unable to return to the surface!

The explorers face their greatest crisis ever!

So, what will happen to them?!

Next time on To-Love RU:

"Hell's Hot Springs: Alien Girls and Colorful Exposed Bodies."

Hell's Hot Springs: Alien Girls and Colorful Exposed Bodies

That's the situation!

Tune in next week!