Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

No Entry

Entry without permission is forbidden

Hey, have you heard?

They say there are ghosts in the old school building!

Ghosts?

What are those? What are ghosts?

Spirits.

I love spirits!

Oh, really?

Okay, then have you heard of this one?

What is it?

The ghost of Hanako-san that haunts the bathroom!

Haruna-chan...

It's only a rumor, right?

There are no such things as ghosts.

But it's true!

People have heard them say "Get out!" in creepy voices!

I wonder about that?

Well then, let's go and find out if it's true!

Sounds good!

Let's go!

Um, I don't think you should enter the old school building without permission.

As class representative, I...

Stop complaining! You're coming too!

Looking for ghosts is going to be so much fun!

Haruna-chan is really terrified by ghosts, huh?

What should I do?

Quite frankly, it won't be a laughing matter if ghosts do appear.

I'd rather not go.

But as a man, I have to protect Haruna-chan!

I... I'll go too!

Okay! We'll all go together after school!

All right!

They're up to something again.

As a prefect, I can't ignore this.

Ghost of the Old School Building

No Entry

Entry without permission is forbidden

The first floor is locked.

In that case...

What about the second floor?

Hurry up, Rito!

Don't push, Lala!

Sign: Danger — Don't enter

It opened!

Hey, Lala!

Wait for me!

Ghosts~

Are you home?

Lala-san, you don't have to call them.

What was that?

It sounded like it came from in there.

Lala!

Someone's coming.

Is... Is this for real?

I... I will protect Haruna-chan.

Lala, stay back.

Yami-chan!

Golden Darkness?!

Yuuki Rito...

I... I hate perverts!

Yami-chan!

What are you doing in a place like this?

Princess, I was simply reading the many old books in here.

Lala-chi...

Who is she?

Her name's Yami-chan.

Isn't she cute?

She really is!

Her skin's so silky smooth!

Something is there.

Lala-san...

You're not supposed to be in here!

Oh, it's just Yui.

What do you mean, it's just me?!

And what are you doing here, Sairenji-san?!

I-I'm sorry!

But I'm glad it was Yui.

I should have known better than to think that ghosts were here.

Get out!

Get out...

Get out...

Get out...

Get out...

Lala-san, stop making those creepy voices!

Get out...

It's not me.

Get out...

Get out...

Get out...

Get out...

Does that mean... that these are real ghosts?!

Get out...

Get out!

So much dust...

Were you trying to take advantage of me during the confusion?!

I'm glad everyone seems okay!

Did you hear me, Yuuki Rito?

Yes.

I need to keep a constant eye on you.

Listen, if you ever do something like that again...

Haruna?!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong?

J-Just now, I heard someone playing the piano back there!

Music Room

Hey, Lala...

Who's in here?!

A poltergeist!

Princess...

Transform!

Yami-chan, thank you!

Everything's all right now!

No, it's not all right yet.

They're here!

Get out... Get out...

Get out... Get out...

Get out... Get out...

Sairenji!

We can't take it anymore.

Me too!

Ouch!

Get out... Get out...

Get out... Get out...

Get...

Where's his voice coming from?

What have you done?!

Th-That's not a nice thing to do to the skeleton!

Give it back!

Give me back my head!

Ouch!

Lala?!

That was cold!

Lala-san! What a shameless thing to be doing at a time like this!

Sorry, we got separated when the water hit me.

Wh-What are those things?!

It's a monster!

Ow! That hurt!

Why am I the only one who can't faint?

I'll handle this.

Yami-chan!

Hey! Let us go!

Not... the tail...

W-We can't count on Lala or Yami anymore.

In that case...

Rito!

Sairenji...

Yuuki-kun...

Haruna!

This is all a dream...

Don't come near me! Don't come this way!

That was amazing, Haruna!

That was pretty good.

Yuuki-kun?!

There sure are a lot of ghosts.

They're not ghosts, Princess.

From the looks of it, they're visitors from outer space.

Th-Then they're not ghosts?

That's a relief.

She is right.

We were laid off on our home planets

and wandered the universe for light years before ending up here.

I see...

So you started the ghost scare to protect your home.

Mikado-sensei!

Are you the famous Dr. Mikado?!

You were lucky to get off so easily after messing with these two.

What?!

This is the Princess of Deviluke and the assassin Golden Darkness.

What?!

But we can't just leave them here.

We can't?

Leaving them to do as they please makes them a nuisance to society.

Please spare our lives!

I suppose I have no choice.

I will help you find employment.

I know of a place. Follow me.

Okay!

Haruna, have you calmed down?

Yes...

In the end there weren't any ghosts after all.

I'm glad that they all found jobs.

Now I can live in peace and quiet.

S-Sairenji?!

This is a dream.

It's definitely a dream.

No doubt it's a dream.

Now I can finally faint...

Oh my...

Forgive me for not introducing myself...

I died here 400 years ago.

My name is Oshizu.

I'm Lala.

Yami.

Rito, introduce yourself.

I'm Yuuki Rito.

I hope to spend time with you from here on.

You've got to be kidding me!

Rito, you mustn't say such things!

What I meant was...

What did you mean?

That aside, why are you...

That ghost yawned!

Forgive me...

Ghosts don't yawn?

Not normally.

Forgive me,

I'm embarrassed to say I haven't had much sleep.

A ghost that hasn't had enough sleep?!

Ghosts don't lose sleep?

Not normally.

But it happened.

How?

Every night, those aliens that came here...

It should be done like this.

Out! Safe!

Yo yoi no yoi!

I want to go back to my home planet.

Me too.

You guys are pathetic.

We were laid off. Booze is all we've got!

You're right.

We're drinking tonight!

All right!

Out! Safe!

Excuse me...

Could you please keep it down a bit?

Shut up!

Keep us company, young lady!

And that's what happened.

They're terrible.

But aren't you glad that you can get some sleep now?

Yes!

Dr. Mikado, who will be our new employer?

It's a large Alien Haunted House with parking located in the suburbs.

Notice

We're sorry for the inconvenience,

but this area is under construction.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

Are they remodeling?

Mikado-sensei, good to see you again.

Toyama-san, I thought this was the Alien Haunted House.

Yes, but a lot happened and the Alien Haunted House went bankrupt.

Princess, we should get going.

You're right.

Please come and visit me again.

This is a dream...

We're back.

Mikado-sensei!

And the aliens?!

The large Alien Haunted House with parking went bankrupt.

I'm turning it into a large Space Cabaret with parking.

So I can't hire alien males.

And that's what happened.

That's not good.

Who is she?

She's Oshizu-san, a ghost who's been here for 400 years.

My despondent, sleepless nights are going to start all over again!

Oshizu-san...

Now I get it!

What do you get, Rito?

Oshizu-san is a ghost with a weak constitution.

It's true that I don't have much stamina.

What will we do?

That Toyama...

Toyama?

My alien friend who owns the large Alien Haunted House with parking.

I'll hire female aliens anytime.

So he'll hire them if they're female?

That's what he said.

Then, the answer is simple.

What do you mean?

We'll have all the aliens become female.

Um, Oshizu-san...

I don't understand what you mean.

We would become females if we could.

That way, we'd have a job.

We want a job!

I'd do anything for a job!

All you have to do is become female.

How are we supposed to do that?!

Do you think we aliens are stupid?!

It'll work.

Humans can do almost anything if they put their minds to it.

We're not humans!

They're not humans!

Human

Aliens

Ghost

I know that!

It was just a figure of speech.

This is confusing in so many ways.

It appears you aren't joking.

Of course not! I'm dead serious.

What is your plan?

First, I'll teach you the arts.

What are you talking about?

You're going to teach them the arts?

Arts?

I've been trained in...

Japanese dance...

the shamisen...

and singing.

I'd like to teach these things to all of you.

They'll learn how to think like young women.

After that, they'll manage somehow.

I see. So that's what you meant.

What did she mean?

You want them to become transvestite aliens who can sing and dance.

That's right.

Wow! That sounds like fun!

How is that fun?!

No, the Princess is right.

It does sound like fun.

Why?!

All right! I'm in too!

All right then! Let's do our best!

You've got to do whatever it takes to survive!

All right!

Let's do our best!

Is that how it is?

All right!

Oshizu-san, please do what you can for them.

Let's do our best!

All right!

Okay!

Just leave it to me!

Sounds like they've already started training.

Not like that.

It's east, south, west, north...

Okay.

East, south, west, north...

Oshizu-san-sensei...

You can play the piano even though you're from the past?

I've lived a long time in this school building.

Point your toes slightly inward.

Hang in there!

If we give up now, we're going back to the way we were before!

I know!

We're not the same as we were before!

That's right!

We're women in body and soul!

That's right!

Let's practice walking with our toes pointed inward!

All right!

All right!

So, Toyama-san, what do you think?

I like it.

They've got a lot to offer!

You're almost there, everyone!

Can you all start today?

Then...

That's right. I'm hiring all of you!

We did it!

We did it! We did it! We did it!

Now I can relax...

Sign: Grand Reopening

Welcome, everyone.

Come on in.

Welcome!

They hired you too, Oshizu-san?

Yes, as this establishment's proprietress.

Lala-san, one of your friends is here as a customer.

Where?

Over there.

Who's the King?

I win!

Number two kisses the King!

That's me!

Zastin...

tsutaete! anata no kokoro no oku wo

伝えて! あなたの心の奥を

Tell me! The inner depths of your heart

kanjite! setsunai mune no kodou wo

感じて! 切ない胸の鼓動を

Feel it! The painful beating in your chest

biru no mukou no boyaketa keshiki

ビルの向こうのぼやけた景色

When I face the blurred landscape beyond the building,

kizukeba mata anata wo omotte

気付けばまたあなたを思って

I realize I'm thinking of you again

aenai hi ni wa tameiki bakari tsuite sugoshiteru

会えない日にはため息ばかりついて過ごしてる

And I pass the days, sighing that we can't meet

kuchibiru ga anata dake ni irozuku

唇があなただけに色付く

My lips change colors only for you

ano hi shita kisu no yoin ga kienai

あの日したキスの余韻が消えない

The lingering memory of our kiss that day won't disappear

mada ima wa hitori no yoru ga tsurai

まだ今は一人の夜が辛い

My nights alone are still difficult

futari no kizuna ga motto tsuyoku naru made

二人の絆がもっと強くなるまで

Until the bonds between us become stronger

Preview

Lala, there's a package for you.

The contents say "salted space salmon."

Yay!

It's great with rice!

It's delicious when prepared à la meunière, in a soup,

or stir fried with vegetables.

I want to try that!

Anyway, who would send us salted salmon all the way from outer space?

Salted salmon is an Earth specialty, particularly when it's from Hokkaido, Japan.

What? The Earth version tastes better?

Then, salted salmon is a good gift from Earth, right?!

Sign: Souvenir

Next time on To-Love RU:

Saruyama, the Souvenir

"Saruyama, the Souvenir."

What's Saruyama got to do with this?