Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

What a peaceful planet.

Golden Darkness

Lala-sama, here is...

this month's allowance.

Yay!

Make sure you don't waste it.

Okay!

Why do they even bother?

Here.

I'm most grateful.

By the way, I haven't seen Rito-dono anywhere.

Rito's gone out shopping for me.

I see.

Oh no!

What's the matter?

There was more I wanted him to do.

I'll go for you!

No, no, Lala-sama,

this is something—

I've got things I want to buy, so...

By any chance, you're not planning to waste your money again, right?

What do you mean "again"?!

It's different this time!

Is that true?

You're too persistent!

So,

which one of you is going?

Thank you very much!

I'm done here, after this is...

Yuuki-kun?

S-Sairenji.

Shopping?

Y-Yeah.

I was asked to do a few things.

And you?

I'm also shopping... at this store.

Well then,

I'll get going.

O-Okay.

Um...

D-Did you need something?

What about you, Yuuki-kun?

No, uh...

Do you need any help with your shopping?

Yes, please.

This is so cute.

Haruna-chan really is cute.

Yep, it's cute.

Then, I think I'll take this one.

Thank you very much!

Um, Sairenji, what are you—

Hey! Haruna!

Hey!

I've got plans.

Do you want to come with us?

No, I'm sure I'll be a nuisance,

and I've still got some more shopping to do.

I see.

Then see you later.

Yeah, later!

Let's go, Lala-sama.

Whenever you're ready, Zastin!

Start with Gi!

Devi-lu-ke!

One more time.

One more! One more! One more!

One more! One more! One more! One more...

Hey...

It's okay if both of you go...

Thanks again!

Right,

I should have everything I was asked for by now.

Taiyaki

Original

Here, thanks.

What's with that girl?

Long, blond hair...

I think it's even longer than Lala's.

Is she looking at me?

She's really staring at me.

Or is it at this?

Um...

By any chance, would you like one of these?

I don't mind,

since I bought a lot.

The taiyaki around here is great, isn't it?

It's actually pretty famous. Did you know?

Food on Earth sure is different.

Well, food on Earth is...

Earth?

Hey!

You are Yuuki Rito.

How do you know my name?

I've been searching for you.

Me?

You're an alien?

Someone has requested that you be obliterated.

I have nothing against you, but...

I will make you disappear.

He dodged it.

You're faster than I expected.

Who is that girl?

She said she was going to obliterate me!

It's as if she were an assassin!

Exactly.

Please stop running all over the place.

Why do you not fight back,

Yuuki Rito?

Are you not evil?

You don't... seem that way, but...

this is the end for you.

Zastin!

Who are you?

Me?

I am part of the Deviluke Earth Dispatch team,

Lala-sama's guard, watchdog, guardian and...

because of that, protector of her future groom.

Because of that?!

Captain of the Deviluke Royal Family Bodyguards,

Zastin!

I don't really understand,

but it seems you are going to get in my way.

I have no other option.

Come.

To battle!

Rito!

Hey.

What's going on?

That girl... said that she's an assassin.

She was sent to obliterate me.

What?

Her codename is the Golden Darkness.

Mikado-sensei...

An assassin who has the power to change any part of her body into a weapon at will — the Transformation Ability.

For her to come to Earth...

It's safer not to get involved.

Um, Mikado-sensei!

If anyone needs medical treatment, feel free to drop by.

By the way...

Someone is trying to kill me...

Transform.

Pretty good.

It's as if your whole body is a weapon.

Why, thank you.

However,

I'm afraid you can't win!

Because...!

The disturbance has been flushed away.

Yuuki Rito,

are you ready?

In that case, I'll be your opponent now!

Payback for Zastin!

Just kidding.

H-Hey, what are you talking about, Lala?!

She's serious!

I know.

Lala Satalin Deviluke.

You will be my opponent?

No!

If it's enough to make you fight, then I'll—

It's fine.

The Princess who's always lived a sheltered life?

You're going to fight against me?

I might not look like it, but I'm pretty strong.

I shall burn you, Princess.

Let me tell you in advance,

I'm not good at being gentle.

I don't mind!

Now, come on!

Pervert!

No!

You!

Wow...

You really can change your body at will.

Lala-sama, this isn't the time to be impressed.

Okay!

It's my turn now!

Sticky Launcher-kun!

Take that!

Bang, bang, bang!

I thought I was going to die.

Whoops...

Something like that... will never hit me.

Okay then...

Catchy-Catchy Hand-kun!

Let's go!

What's this?

A blond-haired beauty!

I can almost see them!

No! Don't hide them!

Give me panties!

Please, pronto!

No!

Panties!

I hate perverted people.

An opening!

Twisty Rope-kun!

Yay, I caught her!

Huh?

You said we would fight.

Please stop playing with toys like this,

Princess.

I'm not playing around.

Why do you protect Yuuki Rito?

Why?

He is a threat to you.

He is planning to take over Deviluke.

I've heard that he is a terrible villain from my client.

Rito?

Rito isn't like that at all.

I finally caught up.

These things always happen to me.

Perhaps.

Yep!

However...

Once a request has been made, no matter who it is, I'll follow through.

That is...

the job of Golden Darkness.

That's not right!

I'm sure the Princess who has always been sheltered won't understand...

the feeling... of being alone in this universe.

She has... such dark eyes.

I guess so.

That must be true.

And that's exactly why I came out of the royal palace to see the world!

There are still many, many things I don't know.

Lala.

What was that?

What are you doing, Golden Darkness?

Your opponent isn't Lala-tan.

Lacospo has just arrived!

Lacospo!

Who is that weirdo?

Be silent, you uncivilized Earthling!

How dare you get between me and my Lala-tan!

Golden Darkness,

hurry up and deal with him!

Lacospo!

You're the one who hired Yami-chan, right?

That's right!

It was all for you, Lala-tan!

Come on, marry me!

No way.

Anyone who hires an assassin to kill Rito is the worst!

The worst?!

That's right!

I'll never marry such a cruel person.

No...

Golden Darkness!

If you had just gotten rid of the target, this wouldn't have happened!

Perfect timing.

I also have something to say to you.

Yuuki Rito's information...

What I heard from you seems to be inaccurate.

W-What are you talking about?

I'm sure I told you that information about the target must not contain any lies.

You weren't trying to deceive me, were you?

Shut up, shut up!

Yuuki Rito is an evil villain who is deceiving Lala-tan!

I'd never lie!

Yami-chan, don't trust a word Lacospo says.

W-What's with those eyes?!

I'm your client!

In order to fulfill a request, accurate information is necessary.

If you won't obey me, then you'll be punished.

Come on out, Gama-tan!

It's huge!

A giant toad!

That's the incredibly rare Irogama!

You know it, Peke?

I saw it in a universe reference book...

If that's real, then it's my natural enemy.

Golden Darkness,

are you still going to disobey me?

Go, Gama-tan, punish her!

My clothes!

Gama-tan's mucus melts clothes away!

Even though it only melts clothes,

to me, that is dreadful, oh so dreadful!

Let's strip you down, Golden Darkness!

I will not tolerate such an absurd creature.

I can't cut through the mucus?!

Ow...

N-No, I didn't mean for that to—

An opening!

Now it's decided, you're naked!

Lala!

Lala-tan's clothes...

One more, Gama-tan!

Peke, reconstruction!

I won't make it in time!

Now it's decided, you're naked!

You're in the way!

You bastard!

Cut this out...

already!

You hit me! You really hit me!

Crush him, Gama-tan!

Lacospo!

Stop this, right now!

Good grief, what an outrageous guy.

Just because he has a little bit of money he thinks he can flaunt it around.

You're strong,

Princess.

Too strong.

Why did you protect me,

your enemy?

Well, because Lacospo was the one at fault in the first place.

Plus, I can't forgive anyone who does cruel things to cute girls like you, Yami-chan.

Cute?

You mean... me?

Is something wrong, Yami-chan?

No.

That's the first time somebody has ever said something like that to me.

Hey, Lala.

Why have you been calling her Yami-chan?

Well, her name is Golden Darkness, right?

I don't think that's her real name.

It doesn't matter what you call me.

I'm not interested in names.

Hey,

Lacospo's gone now.

Can you stop targeting me and go back into space now?

Go back... to space.

What?

No.

Once I've taken a job,

my rules forbid me to run away.

Yuuki Rito,

until I have gotten rid of you,

I will be staying on Earth.

Then let's get along from now on!

Yes.

mizutama aisare moyou

水玉愛され模様

Polkadots are a loved pattern!

doko datte ikite yukeru no yo

どこだって生きてゆけるのよ

They can live and breathe anywhere!

taisetsuna watashi no omamori yo tsureteitte

大切な私のお守りを連れていって

I always take them with me, as my beloved charm.

tabi wo shite kimi no moto made

旅をして君の元まで

I traveled to you.

nami ni notte gungun dokomade

波にのってぐんぐんどこまで

I'll ride the waves and gradually get anywhere.

mizutama wa itta wa aisuru to wa toki ni minikuku mo aru to

水玉は言ったわ愛するとは時に醜くもあると

Although I say polkadots are loved, they can be ugly sometimes too.

fumidasu ashi chiisaku furueru jimen

踏み出す足 小さく震える地面

My feet press forward on the slightly trembling ground.

kotae nado iranai kono omoi kienai kana

答えなど要らない この想い消えないかな

I don't need an answer! Why won't these feelings just disappear?

hoshi ni lullaby utatteru yo

星にララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby to the stars!

kimi to baibai dekiru deshou

君とバイバイできるでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm sure I can do it!

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

mizutama to me ga atta

水玉と目が合った

That's when I saw the polkadot.

ima lullaby utatteru yo

今ララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby right now!

kimi to baibai dekiru hazu wa nai deshou

君とバイバイできるはずはないでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm not sure that I can do it!

negai nose kimi ni todoku yo

願い乗せ 君に届くよ

I'll send my wish and it will reach you!

Lucky Tune

ラッキーチューン

Preview

Yay, Rito!

Look! Look!

What is that, Lala?!

What is that huge round thing?

It's the huge ball I needed to get for the item hunt at the Athletic Festival.

Don't come near me while you're rolling that thing!

It's crucial practice.

I have to roll it to the right place,

and smooth it out nicely.

What do you mean smooth out?

That's not what you're supposed to do in a treasure hunt!

That's how they are on Deviluke!

Next time on To-Love RU:

Shake in Fear! Athletic Festival!

Shake in Fear! Athletic Festival!

I've got a really bad feeling about this!