Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Haruna-chan!

S-Sorry!

I didn't think you'd be changing.

I came back to get something I left behind,

B-But you were here and then...

Yuuki-kun.

Don't get me wrong!

I didn't come here to peep on purpose.

So...

Haruna-chan...

I-It's really embarrassing to be seen like this.

And it's your fault.

I'm sorry!

I'll do anything to make it up to you.

Really?

Then...

Take responsibility.

Responsibility?

Kiss... me.

Haruna-chan.

Yuuki-kun.

Rito...

You too?!

Rito...

Lala came into my room half asleep again.

Rito...

The Universe's Female Celebrity . . . . . .

Seriously...

Day after day...

This is too much stimulation to have every morning.

Zastin?

It's a good thing I ran into you.

And the old woman beside him is...

Roads strewn around everywhere...

An alien?

What kind of planet is this anyway?

Where are they going?

It's really terrible!

This is the first time I've been to such a remote place, so I got lost.

I see...

Huh?

It looks like they're going to my house.

Yuuki

This is it.

Yuuki

Yes, thank you.

By the way...

Have I met you before?

Oh yes!

This is a little something to thank you.

No, please, I...

Oh?

These are goods from the most popular idol in the universe.

Are you sure you don't want them?

I'll take them.

But now, I'm leaving.

Right, right, hurry up and get going and go somewhere else.

Yes.

I'm going, I'm going!

What would that alien need at my house?

Even if this is Lala-sama,

she's living in a rather filthy place.

That has nothing to do with you!

Where did Rito go?

Don't worry, don't worry!

He'll be back sooner or later.

Okay...

See?

Rito!

But Rito wouldn't bother ringing the doorbell.

How disappointing.

Coming!

This is delicious.

Lala-san!

You've got a guest, Lala-san.

Lala-sama!

Seeing you brings back memories!

Watch where you reminisce from!

Lala-sama!

Stella?

I've missed you so much, Lala-sama!

It seems like you know Lala-san, but who are you?

The chairman of my fanclub.

Yes, yes.

Chairman of your fanclub?

Rito, you were here?

Welcome home, Rito!

Let's eat breakfast together.

Lala-sama, what about me?

Breakfast is really delicious.

Not that, um...

Well, I'm sure you have a lot to talk about,

so why not have breakfast with us?

Let's eat together!

Royal Warrant

Universe Star Public Entertainment Company

President

Stella

Dumpty

Deviluke's First Princess

Lala Satalin

Deviluke-sama

Fanclub Chairman

Support Meetings Chairman

Friends Meetings Chairman

Formally speaking, I'm the chairman of Lala's, the first Princess of Deviluke's,

fanclub, fan meetings and support meetings.

Lala-san is popular enough in the universe to have a fanclub?

Of course!

In this vast universe there is an innumerable number of fans.

L-O-V-E

Lovely Lala!

Wow...

Normally, she wouldn't be in a...

...filthy place like this. I'm so sorry.

No, I think it's great by Earth's standards.

You said it was filthy earlier.

What are you grumbling about, Rito?

I'm not grumbling.

I'm just chewing my food.

So what does the chairman of Lala's fanclub, fan meetings and support meetings do?

Oh, all sorts of things.

I release the bulletin of Lala's fan meetings.

I control exuberant fans.

Exuberant fans?

Yes.

Lala-sama!

Please accept this bouquet and my love!

What are you doing to Lala-sama?!

Lala-sama!

Oh, Lala-sama!

To be so close to you makes me so proud!

Stop being so shameless!

Stella was once one of my greatest fans.

Lala-sama, you promised not to tell anybody that.

It doesn't matter.

I want to hear it!

I don't want to hear it.

I was very young back then.

So you're telling us anyway...

I loved Lala-sama then just as much as I do now.

Lala-sama!

Please accept this bouquet and my love!

What are you trying to do to Lala-sama?!

This is Lala-sama's leg!

Lala-sama, please step on me!

Step on me with your beautiful feet!

That's dangerous.

Capture her!

Right.

Like this?

Yes, yes!

Don't interfere with our intimate love!

Don't tear our love apart!

And for doing such a dangerous thing,

I became the chairman of Lala-sama's fanclub, fan meetings and support meetings.

I don't understand how aliens think at all.

Anyway,

why did you come to Earth, Stella?

That's right!

Lala-sama, the time has come!

Now is the time to take off into the universe with me...

and have an Idol CD Debut!

No way.

I'm not going out into the universe.

B-But why?

Because I like Earth,

and more importantly, because I'm Rito's fiancée!

F-F-Fiancée?!

She solidified?

It's okay.

She's an alien that turns solid when she's shocked,

so don't worry.

She'll turn back eventually.

Okay, but get off of me.

I see.

Well, let's eat breakfast quickly.

Okay~

I said, get off of me!

What the heck?!

What's this?

The noodles I made are all messed up!

I hope you understand now.

The effect of gourmet food on poor people!

You're...

I'm General Mojak of the 18th division of the evil organization Uzasuu.

What did you say?!

The weather is great again today.

I can't allow such evil to exist!

What are you saying?!

Evil is supposed to be evil!

Silence, commoner!

I'm not a commoner!

Senpai, take care of things here for a bit.

T-This is...

Magical Flame!

Huge fireworks, let's go!

Extreme explosion!

Fire!

I'm on fire!

My store!

Magical Kyouko.

Any problem can be solved with fire!

If you're not a good boy until next week, I'll punish you!

Everyone, thanks for supporting me with burning hearts again this week!

Next week on Fire Girl, Magical Kyouko Flame...

You fool!

I'm here!

How dare you become Lala-sama's fiancée without my permission!

You bastard!

As the representative of the 547.2 billion people in the fanclub,

I'll never forgive you!

I can't breathe! Stop!

If I can get rid of you here...

Without you...

Rito,

it's Sunday, so let's go out!

I can't breathe! Let go!

H-Huh?

What are you doing, Rito?

Well...

She...

Anyway, put some clothes on! Clothes!

Okay~

I'll go and get dressed then.

If I do this, Lala-sama won't be happy.

I understand that.

As long as you understand...

But you really piss me off!

I can't breathe! Stop!

If I can get rid of you here...

Without you...

Rito!

Which clothes should I wear?

I can't breathe! Let go!

H-Huh?

What are you doing, Rito?

Ah, nothing.

Why does it matter what clothes you wear?

Just stop running around naked!

You're so cold!

I don't want to make Lala-sama sad.

So there is nothing I can do.

But I'll have you take responsibility!

R-Responsibility?

Sunroad

Summer Campaign

Hey...

What do you mean by wanting me to help you look for cute girls?

Other than being Lala-sama's fanclub, fan meetings and support meetings chairman,

I also do public entertainment production.

Public entertainment production?

I manage many different universal celebrities.

Universal celebrities?

Yes.

Huge productions that use lots of celebrities.

For ages I've been looking forward to Lala-sama's potential within those productions.

The opportunity was ripe!

I thought now was the time for Lala-sama's Idol CD Debut!

So I came out to this remote planet during my busy schedule just to pick Lala-sama up, but after all that...

It's all your fault!

You good for nothing!

You're going to have to find a new golden egg to take Lala-sama's place!

You're going to find me some new talent!

Okay,

just let go!

The expenses in coming here were no laughing matter either.

I can't go back exactly as I came.

You're a man, so take responsibility.

Responsibility?

Take responsibility.

Take...

responsibility.

But I'll have you take responsibility!

So that's how it is...

This really has become a stingy story.

Anyway, hurry up and introduce me to some people.

If you tell people they're going to be a universal celebrity...

they probably wouldn't believe it.

Well,

if I just have to look then I guess it doesn't matter.

What about her?

No.

What about her?

Not a chance.

And her?

She doesn't have what it takes.

And them?

They look too mature.

For crying out loud!

Then what about this?!

Close,

but it'll be hard to debut all over the universe.

Maybe if we went on tour to some remote planets.

T-That's close?

Come on! Hurry up and find someone!

Thanks to what you've said, I'm even more confused now.

What's the matter?

I smell it. I can smell it!

What?

I can smell a golden egg!

This way!

Hold on!

Golden Egg, you're mine!

Huh?

This is... Haruna-chan's house!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

The smell is coming from around here.

Hold it!

What are you doing?

Don't cause any trouble to Haruna-chan!

Who is that?

Hurry up and introduce me to her!

Crap.

Okay, Onee-chan, I'm going.

Silly me.

I forgot something.

I can use her.

Use?

That girl has talent found only once in ten... No, once in a hundred years!

How did you come to that conclusion?!

She's the perfect subject!

If I polish her, no... even if I don't polish her, she'll shine!

She'll become the top of the universe's female celebrities.

Why is she becoming a female celebrity?!

And she's got a sexy side.

I understand you less and less every second!

Yes...

What about this kind of image?

Thank you, thank you.

Sairenji

I always tell a silly joke,

but isn't it a little hot?

Is the heat of your enthusiasm affecting me?

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

Sairenji

This really is hard for me.

At least take care of yourselves.

If you don't, you'll have a lot of trouble.

Don't make Haruna play in comedies!

Then...

Ow...

I fell off the ball.

That pose does not suit Haruna-chan!

Then...

Ta-da!

There!

Okay, it's going to disappear!

One, two, three.

No!

Stop picking on Haruna-chan!

I have to take her back with me.

Cut it out.

No. I won't.

Don't laugh and disappear!

Shut up!

There she is.

Stop!

Sairenji!

Are you okay,

Sairen—

N-No!

A strange old woman was trying to catch you with a lasso...

So, I...

Look, over there—

Sairenji—

Sairenji!

Are you okay,

Sairen—

N-No!

A strange old woman was trying to catch you with a bug net...

So, I...

Sairenji—

Sairenji!

Ow...

What? She got away.

I let her get away!

Since it's come to this, I suppose there's no choice but to take your family into outer space with us.

Stop right there!

What?

Not that.

There has to be a better way than this.

A better way?

Let's all think of that together.

And so, I need you all to help out.

What if we just ask Haruna for help?

We can't do that.

Why?

Um, well...

I'm sure Sairenji isn't interested in that.

And she's busy as the class rep and with club activities.

Then why don't we gather people that are interested and hold an audition?

I don't want to do anything that costs money.

How much of a cheapskate are you?

A universal female celebrity?

Sounds pretty interesting.

Mikan?

Could I be one?

What?

If we do a brother and sister show, then...

Yuuki's Stage

Ladies and gentlemen,

mothers and fathers.

Hi there, I'm Rito.

What are you doing, Rito?!

Glasses, where are my glasses?

You know why I hit you, right?

Okay!

Then I want to try, too!

A newlywed show with Rito!

You'd be most welcome to join in, Lala-sama.

A married couple show, I forgot we could do that!

Yuuki's Stage

Everyone listen to this.

My wife here has been bugging me to say this romantic line to her. So here goes,

"Your eyes are like ten thousand volts."

Do people have electricity in their eyes or something?!

Who'd be happy to hear that?

Come out, if you would!

What would you do if they came out?!

Is it okay if I apologize?

It might be more interesting with all three of you.

Hey everyone, thanks for coming.

We're doing a newlywed and sibling show!

I'm Lala.

I'm Mikan.

Minami—

What the heck?!

No more! No more of this life!

Well then everyone,

have a good day.

Why am I always the one getting hit with the fan?

I get the feeling this can work out!

With this, we can reach the top of the Milky Way—

No, it's not impossible for us to climb to the top of the whole universe!

Let's do it!

Let's climb to the summit in an instant!

We'll live on top a hill and buy a villa on a resort for no real reason!

And buy more property than we could possibly use!

Yes?

President, we've got trouble!

The tax office just arrived and found out about our tax evasion.

Please come back as soon as possible.

Switch on.

She's gone.

Bye bye!

Hey, Rito, let's let everyone in the class join in

and make a celebrity troupe!

What are we going to do about the roof?

mizutama aisare moyou

水玉愛され模様

Polkadots are a loved pattern!

doko datte ikite yukeru no yo

どこだって生きてゆけるのよ

They can live and breathe anywhere!

taisetsuna watashi no omamori yo tsureteitte

大切な私のお守りを連れていって

I always take them with me, as my beloved charm.

tabi wo shite kimi no moto made

旅をして君の元まで

I traveled to you.

nami ni notte gungun dokomade

波にのってぐんぐんどこまで

I'll ride the waves and gradually get anywhere.

mizutama wa itta wa aisuru to wa toki ni minikuku mo aru to

水玉は言ったわ愛するとは時に醜くもあると

Although I say polkadots are loved, they can be ugly sometimes too.

fumidasu ashi chiisaku furueru jimen

踏み出す足 小さく震える地面

My feet press forward on the slightly trembling ground.

kotae nado iranai kono omoi kienai kana

答えなど要らない この想い消えないかな

I don't need an answer! Why won't these feelings just disappear?

hoshi ni lullaby utatteru yo

星にララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby to the stars!

kimi to baibai dekiru deshou

君とバイバイできるでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm sure I can do it!

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

mizutama to me ga atta

水玉と目が合った

That's when I saw the polkadot.

ima lullaby utatteru yo

今ララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby right now!

kimi to baibai dekiru hazu wa nai deshou

君とバイバイできるはずはないでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm not sure that I can do it!

negai nose kimi ni todoku yo

願い乗せ 君に届くよ

I'll send my wish and it will reach you!

Lucky Tune

ラッキーチューン

Preview

Where would be the best place to see the moon next year?

And the year after that...

And ten years after that...

Why are we together?

I'll never forget that evening moon.

As if I could forget it.

Even if I were to die, I will not forget.

Lala!

I'm about to be killed here!

What are you doing?!

I'm reading the lines for the next episode.

Next time on To-Love RU:

"Golden Warrior!"

That's wrong!

Golden Darkness

Next time: "Golden Darkness!"