Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Dammit.

Lala sure has it easy.

She can just fly at times like this.

I'm going to be late if I don't hurry.

Why is that girl wearing a guy's uniform?

Hey, you.

If you don't hurry you're going to be late.

Thanks.

I'll be fine.

Oh?

Okay.

Late, huh?

All Men Should Be Like This!

Sainan Private High School.

That girl is here.

Um, I know it's sudden, but let me introduce a new transfer student.

Another transfer student?

Even though Lala-chii just got here?

This is Ren Elsie Jewelria.

I hope you'll all get along.

A pleasure.

A beauty!

So dreamy!

An empty seat...

I've found you...

My... bride!

B-Bride?!

Lala-chan,

I knew when I first laid my eyes on you.

Even if you slip into a crowd, your beauty cannot be hidden.

Hey! What do you mean by bride?!

Are you...

Yuuki Rito?

Uh... no.

Don't mistake me for someone like Saruyama!

Then it's you?

Process of elimination, huh?

Yuuki Rito,

let me say this:

I will reclaim Lala-chan from you.

Oh, is this what you call the appearance of a love rival?

It's like a daytime drama!

We can expect a muddled, never-ending and harsh struggle between them!

Okay, I have a question!

What is it, Lala-chan?

Who are you?

A-As expected from Lala-chan.

This won't be easy.

But I won't lose.

For I am...

a man!

How do you and Lala-chan know each other?

Excellent question!

Just look at this and you'll know.

This is...

It's me when I was little!

And the other one is you?

Why are you wearing girls' clothes?

I remember you!

It's crybaby Ren-chan!

It seems like you've remembered me.

Yes,

back then I truly was your plaything.

Because I looked like a girl, I was forced to wear girls' clothes.

I was used as a test subject for your experiments.

And I was with you every day until they were perfected.

Although I cried every day,

those were some wonderful memories.

How is this a wonderful memory?

He exploded~

Those thrilling days continued until one day...

Lala-chan promised me:

Hey, if I become more manly...

will you marry me?

Sure, if you become more manly.

Did you really say that?

I might have, but I might not have...

And hence, I have come here!

Do you understand what that means, Yuuki Rito?

All of this is to prove to Lala that I have become manly, so she will accept me!

Man

Um...

May I start the lesson?

How manly!

After you.

How manly!

Fight!

Fight.

Fight!

Fight.

Fight!

Fight.

Once more!

Fight!

What is this, a marathon?

That's manly in a certain way...

Here you go.

Thank you.

Lala-chan.

What do you think?

I've become manly, right?

I'm not sure.

W-Why?

Even though I've developed into such a manly-

Lala's childhood friend?

Another annoying guy has arrived.

But, if...

Ren!

Lala-chan!

I love you, Ren!

That's how it is,

so we'll be returning to space.

Bye bye!

Lala!

Lala!

Hey, Yuuki-kun.

Just forget Lala-san,

and have some fun with me.

Idiot! What the hell am I doing?

Yuuki Rito.

I have to talk to you.

Hey, come over here.

Okay!

Don't throw it!

What are you doing! Gross!

That's my line!

What do you need to talk about?

What should I do?

It's clear that I'm more manly than you,

so why won't Lala-chan recognize me as being manly?

Why are you asking me?

Isn't the secret to manliness hidden within you?

Tell me that...

Don't you think you've been wrong from the start?

Competing with me...

I don't think that shows manliness at all.

You're free to do whatever you want.

But don't bother the people around you.

So that's it.

If that's the case, then I...

What am I supposed to do?

Manliness?

Yes.

Can you tell me the name of someone you find manly?

I'm not too sure about manliness...

But I'd say it's someone who's nice to everyone...

Someone who's nice.

Men need to wear a loincloth, of course.

Men need to, like, have muscles, right?

Uniform Cheering Squad! Nice to meet you!

Love and Peace!

Peace! Peace! Peace!

Lala-chan.

Well?

I'm manly now, right?

I'd say instead of being more manly...

you've become more interesting!

Why?

Why won't Lala-chan recognize me?

What am I supposed to do?

Man

This is a man's way of life.

Excuse me, one men's ticket!

Huh?

That was touching!

This is manliness!

Now I can really become a true man!

Ren!

Hey! Wait, you damn chicken!

Okay!

B-Dash!

Lala!

Flick the wrist.

Flick the wrist.

Hit where the meat is!

I did it!

Victory!

Ren!

Ren!

Ren!

Ren!

Ren!

Ren!

Ren!

Ren!

Very well, then.

You want to tell the one you love how manly you've become with all your heart,

so you've put yourself through training to do so?

Yes.

I simply had to go this far.

He really became something else in no time at all.

He's become really popular on the internet and in magazines too.

It's a "Tale of Genuine Purity" that's rare these days.

It looks like he even has a fanclub.

We will continue to watch this story.

Lala, before this becomes any bigger than it already is,

can't you just say that he's become manly?

That should be okay.

Man

Man

Lala-chan is coming here?

Yes, we heard she is coming to recognize your manliness.

Mine?

Congratulations, Ren-sama.

No, this is too early.

I haven't made it to the extremes of manliness yet!

Man

Ren-sama.

I'm sorry,

but please tell Lala-chan that I cannot meet her as I am now.

I can't have her recognize me through half-hearted efforts.

Once I have truly mastered being manly,

that is when I shall go and meet with Lala-chan.

It's exactly as you say, Ren-sama!

You are a man!

You truly are a man!

We shall follow you for life!

Ren-sama!

Thank you, everyone.

And thus, in order to become the best man in the universe...

My long, endless challenge began.

At one point, to get the leader of the West Japan Alliance to bow to me,

I hitch hiked to Kansai.

As the fight was too grand, we cannot allow it to be screened, please enjoy a different for a short while.

It tickles!

Your skin is so soft, Lala-san!

It's cold!

Another time, on the snow-covered mountains in mid-winter...

I faced off one-on-one against a Bigfoot.

Once again, as the fight was too grand, we cannot allow it to be screened, please enjoy a different for a short while.

And yet another time,

I had a chicken race with the world's fastest racer, Johnny.

Ready...

Go!

And now, I have

resolutely increased my willpower, strength and my manly spirit.

3 Years Later

186.

Fake

187.

188.

189.

190.

191.

192.

193.

194.

19-

It's not enough...

I can't end this just yet!

I've got to hurry before she comes out.

Ren-san, it's time!

I will win.

Win... and go to her.

Five!

Six!

Seven!

Eight!

N-Not yet...

I can't let it end in a place like this.

Fight!

Dosukoi!

Judgement!

And now, Ren-kun, who has overcome all sorts of trials,

is trying to complete a 120km race.

In the face of many accidents, I'm so worried that he won't finish.

But it's all right everyone, the goal is in sight!

It's been a long and painful road.

However, that great effort will now be rewarded.

Allow me to introduce Ren-kun's spiritual support.

Just to hear her say a single word, Ren-kun has tried this hard.

Lala Satalin Deviluke-san!

And now...

He's here!

He's finally here!

How touching!

This is truly a man.

This is the glorious...

goal!

Lala-chan!

Now, Lala-san, please say it.

Sure.

Ren-chan.

You've become...

No!

Ren Elsie Jewelria

Memorzeian.

Memorzeians have the ability to change their gender.

When that happens,

both spirit and body

are completely changed according to the gender.

In other words...

Ren-dono has a unique genetic make-up that causes him to become a girl when he sneezes.

Too bad!

Obviously I can't tell a girl that she's manly!

mizutama aisare moyou

水玉愛され模様

Polkadots are a loved pattern!

doko datte ikite yukeru no yo

どこだって生きてゆけるのよ

They can live and breathe anywhere!

taisetsuna watashi no omamori yo tsureteitte

大切な私のお守りを連れていって

I always take them with me, as my beloved charm.

tabi wo shite kimi no moto made

旅をして君の元まで

I traveled to you.

nami ni notte gungun dokomade

波にのってぐんぐんどこまで

I'll ride the waves and gradually get anywhere.

mizutama wa itta wa aisuru to wa toki ni minikuku mo aru to

水玉は言ったわ愛するとは時に醜くもあると

Although I say polkadots are loved, they can be ugly sometimes too.

fumidasu ashi chiisaku furueru jimen

踏み出す足 小さく震える地面

My feet press forward on the slightly trembling ground.

kotae nado iranai kono omoi kienai kana

答えなど要らない この想い消えないかな

I don't need an answer! Why won't these feelings just disappear?

hoshi ni lullaby utatteru yo

星にララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby to the stars!

kimi to baibai dekiru deshou

君とバイバイできるでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm sure I can do it!

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

mizutama to me ga atta

水玉と目が合った

That's when I saw the polkadot.

ima lullaby utatteru yo

今ララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby right now!

kimi to baibai dekiru hazu wa nai deshou

君とバイバイできるはずはないでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm not sure that I can do it!

negai nose kimi ni todoku yo

願い乗せ 君に届くよ

I'll send my wish and it will reach you!

Lucky Tune

ラッキーチューン

Preview

Okay...

The next To-Love RU is...

Lala, the preview!

Read this?

Let's see...

A mysterious girl who upholds morality arrives from out of nowhere!

Kotegawa Yui.

The girl who decided Yuuki Rito is the cause of all the recent public disturbances,

forbids him from having any interaction with girls.

Next time on To-Love RU:

"Upright Public Morals Committee Member!"

Is that why...

Upright Public Morals Committee Member!

Say something, Lala!